Thread 150283953

>Rogan wants to talk
>Dana, where is Dana, Dana send money

how does Dana feel about choosing someone who doesn't give a damn about the UFC and only came for the money as champion?

>>150283953 (OP)
>Dana send money
How is this guy constantly broke?

islam vs khamzat would be so kino but we will never see it happen

daner said hes signing nolan

>>150283966
you’ve been saying the same shit about stalling rules and bare knuckle for hours every time the post timer runs out. also i’m not arguing with you

>>150283953 (OP)
Dana doesn't give a shit about ufc. He has been using it as a vehicle to promote slap fighting and his boxing ambitions.
God forbid Dana run for office in the future.

HIYAAAAHHH

>>150283953 (OP)

What was DDP's master game plan in this fight? Did he not train any BJJ?

Gilbert Burns is pretty damn good in hindsight. That muzzie wanted nothing to do with that guard.

PIGLET DOWN PIGLET DOWN

>people knew khamzat would be able to take dricus down
>people knew khamzat would be able to outwrestle dricus
>people did NOT know khamzat would be shameless enough to do nothing but that
this is the full extent of why there was hype and why khamzat lost it all

>>150283992
Prositutes in abu dhabi are very expensive braza

>>150284006
This will probably blow your mind. But I’m not that guy. Retard

Thoughts?

>>150284009
heeminder he strategically eliminated UFC as ppv competition for slap
ever since the fertitas sold daner off as an asset with the ufc hes been jaded, slap is his path to freedom

>>150284009
>slap fighting
this shit still exists? where the fuck

>>150284024
he completely dominated the DEI champion of the ufc.
The hype is just starting now that he can farm ppv points.

>NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO SEE GRAPPLING
>I ONLY WANT TO WATCH KICK BOXING!!!
>HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS???
You could always just go watch kick boxing
That would seem like the solution to that

>>150283986
Well it goes to decision a lot less anon and it’s 50x better than the main event last night

>>150284024
he's good at it and it will be the same every time. easy money, the only thing he cares about

>>150284082
I watch mma to see grapplers heemed.

>>150284082
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150276983/#q150277454

How do we ensure Bo gets the next shot?

Shouldnt the UFC / MMA be about developing a sport as close to real life fighting as possible?
If not, what do you guys want it to be? A arbitrary set of rules in an octagon that allows for wrestling and positional advantage to be the top deciding factor, why?

>>150284045
>Conor
Respect out of fear faggotry
>Nate
Based as usual.

Shrimp won

is smoking good for you?

We need all the same rules as actual wrestling except the ones where khamzat would’ve won immediately for pinning Dricus and also tech falled him from so many takedowns

>>150284082
I don't like knockdown counts though. My ideal fighting ruleset would allow grappling, but only off knockdowns. Takedowns would be illegal.

I understand anyone complaining when Usman is fighting. But this was a good fight. It's just that UFC wrestling is boring to watch, since the UFC encourages knockouts and faster-paced fights, even though the rules don't lend themselves to faster-paced wrestling bouts.

Dricus won.

reports state that DDP was scheduled to do post fight interviews
had an event in a club in Chicago
he cancelled everything
locked himself up in his hotel room
staff said he completely demolished the bathing room in his hotel room
like mirror off the wall type of shit, toilet bowl in two
he was going to do a vacation in chicago but he's taking the first flight out of the country

demoralized
without belt

>>150284116
I'm on it.

>>150284109
oh you've been told already
but you're still here complaining about MMA

>>150284132
what the fuck are you doing dane

Dricus obviously finishes Khamzat if it's a 7 round fight. Dricus won the story.

>>150284119
Its a sport, not a real fight. Otherwise, ditch the gloves and have them fight on a basketball court in a park instead of a bouncy octogon platform.

The best fighting league is that Russian one they do on concrete with shoes etc, it gaps everything and they always work when they’re grappling too
Every other MMA promotion is cope

Why is there no PPV on September?

Liz Carmouche won a championship belt in the PFL and you want to argue over a boring ufc fight? Sick of you cazzies.

>>150284171
You’re a retarded NPC who can’t have an actual conversation and just blurts out buzz phrases from reddit like Chat GPT

Du piggy really tried the fellatio guard

why did he do it

why are fighters so bad at picking fights

>>150284192
Dana has some kind of faustian agreement to promote Canelo vs Bud (boxing fight) instead of ufc.
fuck you dana.

>>150284185
Feels like that would be a lot better than what we have.

I feel raped bros ;_; gonna go rewatch Merab vs Umar again

>>150284192
Paramount deal. We are moving to 8 title fights per year. One for each weight division.

>>150284232
you can see the exact moment khamzat decided to phone it in for the next 25 minutes and not even try real grappling

>>150284213
Do you have a screenie of him suckling the teat

Merab and Khamzat will drive the final nail into the coffin of this "sport". Only extreme fetishists will stick around.

>>150284213
why didnt DDP try to tickle Khamzat's butthole?

>>150284334
BJJ brought attention to the sport.

>>150283953 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>150284263
>i need to watch this boring smelly mountain nigga because the other race of boring smelly mountain nigga upset me
what causes this?

I didn’t watch. Was the main event boring?

The only way I'm going to feel better is if Pereira knocks out Ankalaev and JDM knocks out Islam

We need more pure strikers. So much more exciting.

>>150284337
merab didn’t even wrestle umar he stopped his takedowns and boxed him up

>>150284119
>Shouldnt the UFC / MMA be about developing a sport as close to real life fighting as possible?
No actually the UFC went around to all the commissioners, politicians and media and made it very clear that it was a sport and not human cock fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtKx41UdCj0

Let’s all look forward to UFC Fight Night 257.

>>150284365
BJJ was only cool 30 years ago when it was like some Jedi trick that allowed a 150 pound guy to beat a 250 pound boxer.

>>150284377
cp if you can hear me please save us please save us from this boring malteaser head

First for Finland

Is Bellator the India of MMA? It feels like its a fake org where fighters build fake resumes to skip doing Contender series.

Really glad I changed my official prediction to Khamzat based off the faceoff body language and vibes.

This my MW champ. He plays Minecraft and DoTA

>>150284377
Pure strikers suck because they're afraid of the takedown. Aspinall is the sweet spot.

>>150284409
gonna be sad watching walker get goofy heemed by evil chinese man. 5 years ago he beats him

>>150284389
>merab didn’t even wrestle umar
Did you even watch the fight

>>150284452
No one could take down prime Izzy

What is a “significant strike” and who determines it?

>>150284267
one title defense per year? LMFAO pathetic

Imagine liking merab but not khamzat even though khamzat only had one of what we would call a merab-like performance

>>150284377
Crazy how he was supposedly the biggest fraud in Bellator that would instafail in the UFC but is actually their best export in recent memory

I woke up today feeling sad knowing the good guys lost

>>150284447
Switched your vpn, wonk nose?

>>150284444
in retrospect khamzat being so scared meant he would never engage in a real fight

>>150284492
I'm still winning anon.

>>150284374
5 round = 25 min
grappling = 24 min 17 sec

100 studs vs 100 niggas I bet we win pussies

>>150284476
The UFC have been giving him extremely favorable matchups against inflexible fighters like Holland and Cannonier and literal hype job cans like Sharabullet
He's going to continue succeeding as long as they give him ancient strikers

>>150284213
hahahaha wtf are u ppl watchin

>>150284505
khamzat is only the #3 middleweight and he did THAT to the champ. just how good are the guys ranked above him?

>>150284476
dire that a man who lost to mike perry is made to look elite by patchy mix. the bellator course is a very real thing

mvp is gayer than cumshot, at least the latter runs at you even if it's in his gay turtle mode, mvp literally just runs like a bitch and waits until the other fighter gets impatient from all the non fighting

>>150284544
We don't use that n-word here, chud.

Kevin Holland unironically put up a better fight against Khamzat. I respect someone actually trying to grapple against him and getting caught than Dricus Iaquinta’ing himself for 25 minutes so he doesn’t get KWAB’d (even though he got KWAB’d the hardest of anybody ever has by Khamzat by prolonging his assrape).

DDP should have cheated. 2 eyepokes and 1 dick kick at least

dricupiss wins the rematch

>>150284030
we don't sign our posts here

>>150284544
Studbros...

>>150284569
Dricus' best round was the 5th round. He had the right idea, but wasn't good enough to execute it.

>>150284546
He IS an ancient striker you retard who the fuck wants to see a 38 year old flashy striker fight brazzas, fights are supposed to be entertaining, keep giving him striking fights.

>>150284569
a coward (DDP) dies a thousand deaths, but the valiant (Holland) taste of death but once

that japanese fellow who fought for the title was schooled by tim elliot

>>150284598
Waiting for round 5 to actually start fighting is not a winning gameplan

why didnt ddp just heem chimaev with a left hook

>october until another decent fight
>6.6 billion dollar promotion
???

>>150284310
facts. his entire life flashed before his eyes right then and there

Dricus merely downloaded the information for the real fight

I remember years ago MVP was talking about being an MMA and Boxing champ at the same time

>>150284016
Banked on Chimaev having shit cardio like he did pre-covid. Realised it wasn't the case and made some desperate attempts to get a finish in R5, but it was too late.

DDP deserves props for not getting subbed, but getting completely disarmed for 23 minutes doesn't make up for it. Him and his coaches need to completely reset and rethink. Their reliance on out of date data was completely avoidable and really fucking stupid.

>>150284569
Facts, Dricus Du Pussy is a coward who just decided to tuck his head into Khamzat’s jocks for 3 minutes every round to avoid getting crucifucked rather than actually risk exposing his neck reversing the position or getting up. Anyone seething about this fight should seethe about Du Possum, everyone else actually tried to fight Khamzat and the grappling exchanges were exciting and dangerous.

>>150284682
chamivs cardio is still a question mark i don’t believe a single camp with aaron pico magically unfucks your lungs. he met zero resistance

>>150284568
Lets run it lets run it then bitch. Lets do sumbout it then boy ass bitch lets fuckin fight what is you talkin bout. What is you..line that shit up and then after that we gon fuck yall. Hah i finna sit there and keep playing with yall pussy ass. Yall talkin all that dumbass shit you got all that pussy built up up in dere and aint nobody fucked you yet.

>>150284682
>DDP deserves props for not getting subbed
There's nothing to really praise when you just sandbag

>>150284705
Du piglet is a natural bottom sadly

2 of the rounds Dricus was in a crucifix and couldn't do anything. The 5th round he tried. So he only was an idiot for 2 rounds, when you think about it.

>>150284505
that's just ridiculous. that would work at heavyweight 100%

>>150284597
Pico is a god tier chinlet

Toodles

>>150284642
man chimmy would've gotten fucked up

man they should start having some rules on the takedown grabbing, you guys are watching 3 minute round of just grown ass men spooning each other. like give them 30 seconds and then separate them or something.

>>150284755
Nasty Vasti

I can't believe Pico gets memed as a blue chip prospect because he was good at high school wrestling 10 years ago. One of the goofiest storylines in MMA.

>>150284705
khamzat never fought like that before. he knew from the start what this fight was going to be.

>>150284796
>chinlet
he got hit on the temple, that would knock anyone out

They should feed Aaron Pico to Bryce.

A real darkness has fallen over /heem/

>>150284642
I thought I was watching round 1 for a second but then realized it was round 3. What is the definition of insanity again?

Where do I rewatch the fight?

>>150284730
This. There was no point in the fight where he would even have an adrenaline dump. He was in gym sparring mode. Dricus should have pulled a mutually assured destruction gambit and just kept exploding out of the grappling, even if he gets taken down, explode, gets mat returned, then explode again, make it so that both of you are heavy breathing and shitting yourselves, Dricus has always thrived in the deep walders, don’t know why he didn’t try to take it there this time, maybe he thought he just had to wait until Khamzat shit the bed by himself and realised too late it wasn’t happening. Khamzat looked like he was about to explode after a few minutes of HARD grappling against the guys he subbed before, Dricus turtled up and didn’t even make him grapple that hard.

Dricus could unironically win a rematch if he makes them both redline early instead of being conservative, if he doesn’t get subbed during it of course

>>150284213
Its going to be tough to come back from this

>>150284377
>hops around
>taunts
>occasionally burts and pushes the opponent down to make it look like he hurt him
>3 strikes per round
>snake charms the opponent into not leg kicking him
>snake charms the judges into thinking he did anything
>snake charms the brass into paying him
>literally bootleg adesanya
how the fuck does he do it? is he performing some kind of african hypnotic dance? he is the literal definition of meme fighter and he gets away it

>>150284746
yeah anyone could defend subs from khamzat for a half hour

I HUG EVERYBODY!

>>150284902
Go to Lowe's. Buy some paint. Put a little on the wall. Watch.

>>150284878
Not me

>>150284940
What subs? Khamzat didn't try anything.

>>150284924
he used to do cool shit when he was fighting garbage men and there’s always the looming feeling that he may do something cool again

Chimaev has been forced into striking matches before when he has realised that wrestling against a live and struggling target will deplete his cardio before he gets the tap.

>>150284045
didn't khamzat fly to ireland to try and fight gooby at his house or something lol

Pico is a can and will not win a single fight in the UFC

Pico would have won if it wasn't for that Prates knockout.

Who was dricus training wrestling with?

>>150284126
Conor has always been friendly towards Chechens because he knows Khabib and his team don't actually like them

Do you guys like watching the UFC because it’s a sport and you like the storylines or do you guys like watching from a perspective of what martial art is the most effective?

>>150284940
Beastly americana defense

People talking about Usman and burns forgot that middleweight is where the fighters start to get actually bad

Not bad for a guy with only half his thyroid... not bad at all...

My Favorite fighters? Khamzat,Merab,Jailton, Sean Brady,Gamrot

>>150285031
Lmao the longer you look the more embarrassing it gets

>I'm going to take him down
>I'll just stand up

>>150284985
official sub attempts are different from clearly fishing for a neck many times

the china card will deliver

>>150285044
The race wars

>>150285044
I like to be entertained, and I wasn't last night

>>150285037
...

>DC: I don't think we've ever seen someone dominate a champ like this.
>Rogan: This is the first time a challenger has dominated a champ like this.

>>150284924
>>150285005
Exposing Shara Bullshit was cool, wiping the smug grin off Pooloand’s face and making him stop jabbering was cool. Turning Ian Fagrry into a wrestler was a pyrrhic victory, he got ball sniffed but still made that mick become more humble in the future. He should have came over to UFC when he was in his prime.

Pico v Chandler at lightweight is the fight to make.

>>150285084
Woah. Khamzat is more powerful than a whole pack of niggers

Can someone post that heem from last night

Dricus forgot to take his HIV medication that's why he lost.

>>150284213
ahahahaha wrestling is so fucking GAY

Why yes I’ll take the guy who can’t defend a takedown against the most dominant middleweight wrestler of all time

>>150285084
But if 5 men wants to hold you down wouldn't that make it impossible to get up?

Pico was winning the minutes

If one man can hold you down two can rape you. One can only assume Dricus didn't just lose yesterday...he was essentially raped.

Imagine paying $7B to watch Khamzat wrestle fuck some literal who once a year.

Meanwhile, Conor is now a free agent and will fight Mike Perry in Bare knuckle and Jake Paul in boxing next. Each of those bouts will generate more revenue than the UFC will make over the lifetime of the Paramount deal.

You man enough /heem/?

>>150284705
Yeah, once Dricus realised Khamzat wasn't going to suddenly turn into a turbocan after round 2, he made a business decision and decided he was just going to make sure he didn't get turned into a highlight reel finish or tiktok edit

Can someone explain to me how ddp mogged khamzat in words and body language the entire presser and face offs but lost?

>>150285133
heem posts should not have a place in your memories

This was essentially Usman vs Woodley

>>150285166
Conor will never be a feee agent. Those jews own his soul.

>>150285084
Its like watching the story of 21st century Europe in one clip. Amazing.

THE Conor McGregor?

People saying Nate PeeAss would have gotten hate crimed by Khamzat, I don’t see it, Khamzat might have gotten done like Goob did, he’s not subbing Nate and might wilt under his patter patter

I wonder how Peon would have done, he had sufficient counter wrestling for Usman in the trilogy match, but not for Poolal, but of course Poolal is better than Shitland and Du Penis, so even though Leon got KWABd he is still by virtue of being a welterweight an actual fighter instead of a bum like all shittleweights

>>150285184
>t. made 75 posts about DDP killing Khamzat

I cant believe the jeet ai videos were correct

>>150285059
>wrestling was THE Greek sport for literally 1000 years
>Much of historical records are lost
1,000 years of fighting knowledge that we could have seen today if preserved.

Piggy go SPLAT!

Lerone Murphy, the guy who has basically fought nothing but people who want to pressure him and wrestle and beat them all, will lose to the guy who wants to pressure and wrestle this time

I win

>>150285176
why do people post cringe shit like this

>>150285180
Dricus looked nervous as fuck at both the presser and face off
Completely different energy from his other fights

LETHAL left hook
Pico may be the greatest fighter we’ve ever seen

>>150284597
Gorgeous heem.

>>150285236
Fake news varo

No lies from Luke. The highest level of MMA was not on display last night. #RapeDanaWhite

>>150285236
this nigga get roster watch email notifications that arent even true!

Dricus took a dive it was obvious cazzies you don't know how the fight game works

>>150285166
It's crazy that Jake Paul can fight retired UFC fighters and draw more dimes than when they were in their prime in the UFC

>>150285252
Volk doesn't fight that way.

>>150285260
What was Pico even trying to do? He just jumped at him with chin up, both hand downs, while in a pose like he is squatting into a chair. This is the best Bellator has to offer these days?

Chills...

>>150285252
Rogaine and PeeC literally called the heem before the fight in saying that Picogram needs to be sure he doesnt just run up to him because he’ll get counterweemed, and of course he just runs up to him

>>150285252
Kek
>>150285259
That faggot was insufferable. Making 200 word posts like he knows more about MMA than everyone. Then he picks the chinless bellator bum to beat an undefeated contender lol

Danis beats the fuck out of Khazmat

>>150285290
holy mother of broken clocks
>>150285296
unironically, I see shit like this at the supposedly highest level of the sport and I can't help but think there's some sort of rigging, from Dricus' lowst IQ moment to Khamzat not doing damage

>>150285180
the fear of actually fighting dricus was so intense that it only helped fuel his snuggle gameplan

I WANT TO SEE ISLAM VS KHAMZAT

>>150285260
little bellator tick yeh

>>150284119
They tried their best to gimp wrestling by taking away headbutt and grounded knees to the head. Wrestling just ended up coming out on top regardless. Now you guys want to add even more rules to make it even less like real fighting because you don't actually like the idea of real fighting.

>>150285309
lmao add an eagle to your prompt. wtf is a lion doing there

>>150285304
Pico never even became Bellator champ. Amosov has been asking to get signed to the UFC for months now

>>150285304
Got antsy about forcing a scramble and decides to just walk across the distance to grab him

Did they accidentally reveal the UFC is rigged last night? Two fights in a row ended with a spinning back elbow, and both post fight speeches were "UFC, sign my training partner, and Dana, give me the bonus". Joe Rogan even confirmed both got their bonus with the exact same line. Its like they fucked the teleprompter up and gave the same script to two different fights.

>>150285260
This is like in mandrama wrestling where the guy just does a little hop in the air doing no move at all so he can get countered. Wtf even was this

the absolute state of smellator

>>150285309
Where the FUCK is Islam?

>>150285260
Pico tanked that

Let's see Khamzat vs some fucking bum who will get choked out in the first round. I nominate Israel Adesanys

>>150285361
If you were Dana, why the fuck would you spend money on any Bellatorcan now? If Amosov is so good, let him do Contender series. All these other overhyped bums wasting main card slots and its getting tiring.

>>150285296
i never thought of it that way, i think you're right

>>150285378
Running from Ilia.

>>150285290
I don’t follow or watch this guy but everything he says that gets posted on /heem/ is massive faggotry

>>150285372
>el cucuy
>hangman
>50k ige
all good to great wins

i love when they show this view

>>150285378
In the hyperbolic heem chamber

>>150285309
My bacon gape is quivering

>>150285368
kek he literally did the CM Punk cuck shuffle

bellator bums being shit in the ufc is an attestament to how good UFC recruiting is. if the bums were any good they would have never been in bellator in the first place

How to get Rapist Aura like Chimaev?

>>150285304
Pico is Terrance McKinney 2.0. Exact same fighter with 10% better durability and 10% less power

>>150284377
That was was fucking awful

>>150285409
It looks to me like he though he was going to take his back and just clinch him against the cage. Probably transition to a suplex from there

Dricus won the story by boxing Hamza’s head off in the fifth.

>>150285433
Dis doo looks like a goblin

>>150285433
be a muslim man in Stockholm

Fairy's stream tonight is mostly her spewing dumb roastie spiritualism "insight".
It's so bog standard it's like she's reading off a script written by a Tiktok wook, but she so genuinely believes these insights are profound and her discovery.

>>150285409
This dude thought he was a better boxer than Topuria lol. This stance is like an awkward unathletic kid on his first day of boxing class. How did he even get signed to the UFC? Ryan Hall would unironically heem in a boxing match.

>>150285409
>ACTIVATE SECRET BELLATOR TECHNIQUE

>>150285409
Why did he try to grab him like that?

>>150285406
>giving credit for kicking the dead corpse of tone

I'm really not getting a single (You) am I

>>150285482
>>150285483
i feel like kevin costner watching the zapruder tape

>Khamzat got a performance of the night bonus for holding a man for 25 minutes...

Its fucking over

>>150285499
Hey what’s up man

>>150285482
>>150285483

They said DDP would be the much bigger man in the cage and they were right. But they also say the bigger they are the harder they fall and they are right again because DDP fell hard time and time again

>>150285520
its riggid lol

>>150285483
I feel like it should be one of your earliest learnings in training to know exactly what a sneaky bitch is doing when he starts dipping his shoulders like that.

people forget pico almost fluked murphy we were seconds away from living in a very different timeline

Pico is only 28, if Daner really cared about him a prawlspect he could have built him up like they tried with bo nigga instead of putting him on the spot against an undefeated guy in the comain of a ppv. he really has it out for bellator kek

>>150285409
Pico’s chin was mid before this. Totally cracked now. He’s gonna get heemed by anyone with power

Khamzat vs Dricus was an unironic example of
>my superior speed means I will win

>>150285483
Lerone is fucking LUCKY he heemed him here, he was about to get put in a body bag from this deadly manoeuvre.

>>150285523
Lmfao

>>150285520
fer shure he needed that 50k

>>150285409
The more you watch it, the more perplexing it gets. His actions only make sense if you assume he was anticipating Murphy to spin and expose his back. But if he was anticipating it, why drop that hand and make no attempt to cover the chin with your shoulder.

And if Murphy doesn't spin...wtf was Pico even going for? It would have just been an awkward zig zag move with square feet that results in nothing.

One of the lowest IQ moves I've ever seen.

>>150285520
It was one of the most dominant title fights ever

Chase Hooper got stopped by Alexander Hernandez in the year 2025

>>150285546
Life’s a game of inches, Bappa.

>>150285520
One of the most dominant performances by a challenger in UFC history. It was boring as fuck tbf tho

Khamzat chimaev needed the right people in his corner. Just goes to show how important it is with a good corner and coaches.

it was an early stoppage

DDP beat 2 washed up bums and people really thought he was going to trouble Chimaev kek

>>150285523
>*crabwalks towards you*

Pico was unironically winning until he lost. If he was 25% less overzealous, he could have finished Murphy in the second or third. I'm definitely more likely to pick him to win his next fight than I am Mix or Pitbull

>>150285612
DDP won.

>>150285609
>CAMON RAHWB, CAMON
>HEEM THE FACKING CUNT RAHWB

We can still win the story Bellator chads.
Dada 5000, Raymond Daniels and Valerie Loureda have yet to debut.

>>150285583
If it were anybody by khamzat he would not have gotten a 50k bonus and dana white would have shit all over him. FACT.

Champ camp

have you learned nothing from the entire mountain rat dark age? their one superpower is using their sense of position and balance to keep their opponents from standing up.

Dirty Diaper Panties.

>>150285650
>one of us has to die in the wreckage brazza

You killed the can not the idea

If you aré gonna grapple you can nevera make it look like you aré afraid of the striking, khamzat was afraid of dricus punches he a bitch and makes everyone think oh if it was striking he would of been koed, you have to try a bit like ankalaev

RDR outgrapples Khamzat. Anthony Hernandez outpaces and finishes him. Nick Diaz fucks him up with elbows from mission control in his inevitable straight to title shot comeback.

>>150285636
dada 5000 tried to make a comeback but no athletic commission will clear him after he died that one time

>>150285684
Wtf are you even saying speak English

Wassa craic lads?

>>150285681
i dont get it

>>150285648
Dragging DDP over the mat like a mop is impressive no matter how you see it. Guy’s an absolute bull.

>>150285677
That slap on the back was actually a deadly pressure point, you cazzies dont know shit, Lerone will wake up dead today

>>150285290
Honestly amazed he's being critical of a muslim.

>>150285433
The last thing your unpozzed bacon bussy ever sees

Stoked for Khamzat’s 2 title defenses over the next 23 months

fluffy is the new mw project that they will build slowly. rdr, imavov and strickland will be fed to khamzat

>>150285715
Yes but I didn’t pay to watch hug and hold. I didn’t pay at all.

>>150285522
Sup bud all good how about you

>>150285290
>it’s heckin valid and legitimate!
someone please heem this sanctimonious faggot

>>150285677
Cinema.

>>150285624
Doesn't really mean much when its like 2 minutes into the fight lol

>>150285714
They suck

>>150285727
The pro-Khamzat crowd was booing him by the time his hand was getting raised. This was straight up the worst male champ fight in UFC history in terms of entertainment

Based Paulo telling it like it is

Khamzat-RDR is the fight. Khamzat would destroy fluffy

strickland was setting up the khamzat fight by talking mad shit knowing he would win. to bad hes banned infinitely

>>150285715
Its not impressive. Its gay and boring. Nobody wants to watch that shit. Its not fighting

>>150285636
Melvin Manhoef would knock Khamzat into netherrealm.

>>150285584
lol

>>150285773
And we’ll next see him fight in 2027, I like Zat but its the worse case scenario for fight fans for him to have won.

the champ has a name

>>150285681
I love it when exciting fighters get sniffed into losing by points

>DDP won the story
what is the title of this supposed story?

>>150284167
who's reporting this? he was very classy in his interview

>>150285677
>perfectly square stance
>hands down
>chin up
Its everything your coach tells you not do, in one frame.

>>150285584
Chase is a can. I told /bet/ but no one listened to me

>>150285796
Early stoppage honestly.

Is scotshit still seething giving pakshit the giggles and when do we ban UK flags except Wales

>>150285773
Ngannou-Stipe 1 was worse IMO

>>150285796
Chase Hooper vs Aaron Pico at 145lbs makes a lot of sense.

>walk out to cheers
>crotchsniff to jeers
>get hand raised in front of an empty stadium

>>150285773
Several izzy defences were much worse than that.

>>150285773
Usmeng Woodley

>>150285820
He won the striking contest.
Didn’t get finished.
Didn’t gas out.

>>150285865
Aaron Pico at PFL makes a lot more sense

>>150285820
Getting Your Pork Pulled and Pumped by a Sexy Daddy: The Gapedcus Du Pigclitty Story.

>>150285859
first round of ngannou stipe was extremely kino at least

>>150285681
made me realize yan is essentially strickland

Let's take a moment to discuss mexican Michael Chandler. Why did he get brutally heemed last night?

>>150285855
Scotpiggy hung xerself last night im afraid

>>150285859
Nah, Dricus does not have nuclear warheads for fists to make you fight that conservatively, I remember everyone praising Stipe after for managing to make it through the fight and show the rising star levels. Ngannou vs Poois was actually terrible

>>150285108
Double KO: they run into each other's head and collapse on the floor.
>>150285523
Fucking kek.

>>150285773
Izzy Yoel

>>150285820
The Passion of The Du Plessis

Give this lil nigga more than a week to prepare for the fight and he heems Hamza. No cap.

>>150285523
Cinema

>>150285905
Complete bullshit, you need to be on the verge of finishing someone multiple times to get a 10-8. Khamzat was never close to finishing Dricus

That performance was so bad it made me pro Israel

>>150283953 (OP)
GSP publically posts his wife

>>150285923
Your boyfriend has been fuming drunk on buckfast and kosher wine all day

>>150285820
Made the crowd turn against Khamzat

Any anons ready to admit they were totally wrong about Chimaev & DDP and dksamma?

Sleepay’s first fight aged well after the second one happened, where it showed how instantly his chin would have been deleted if he made one single wrong move.

Dricus Du Plessis is a former UFC Middleweight champion, winning the belt against former Middleweight champion Sean Strickland. He went on to defend the belt twice, beating Israel Adesanya and Sean Strickland for a second time, before losing the belt against current UFC Middleweight champion Khamzat Chimaev.

I hate MMA

>>150285523
me when I have to take a shit real bad and nearly wait too long

>>150285973
he would unironically have no fans if he fought today

>>150285973
Is this the minge Dillon Danis was making jokes about

Remember when the UFC had actual wrestlers?

>>150285973
based kween appreciator

>>150285820
How to turn a favorable crowd against with this one easy trick

>>150285992
I don’t think that this is true at all.

>>150285973
Logan Paul???

HUGE bout on this week's contender series folks

khamzat has been exposed. he just plainly wasn't good enough to finish dricus inside 25 minutes. never even got close.

>>150286009
Damn, the throat punch at the end

>>150286042
>A jeet fighter
heh

>>150286012
THE SHOCKMASTER

>>150285973
fucking vile
nuke quebec

Bo bros. Our heated rivalry with the champ will surely bode well for us. The path to the strap has never been clearer. Time to run the fade on this fake chechen gangster

>>150286043
In terms of fighting proficiency, he ranks below Soldic, I’m afraid.

I am so back.

DDP beat 2 washed up bums and people really thought he was going to trouble Chimaev kek

DDP beat 2 washed up bums and people really thought he was going to trouble Chimaev kek

DDP beat 2 washed up bums and people really thought he was going to trouble Chimaev kek

DDP beat 2 washed up bums and people really thought he was going to trouble Chimaev kek

DDP beat 2 washed up bums and people really thought he was going to trouble Chimaev kek

>>150286042
Now this is the real DDP vs chimaec

>>150286042
A traveller versus a paki the state of starmer's britain

>>150286089
say whatever the fuck you want about bo but he would not have been smudged like ddp was

>>150286042
Kaushik Saikumar is better than khabib

Can you imagine if khamzat did that to Bo nickal? I feel like we would have to retire American wrestling as a sport.

>>150285973
GSP is so based

>>150286043
More like Dricus decided to turtle and hold on for dear life for 25 minutes once he realised Khamzat wasn't going to magically turn into a can once the fight went past the 7 minute mark

>>150286107
>Coulnt finish him with over 20 minutes of sniff time
Sounds like trouble to me

>>150285372
Hector Lombard was also something in the lines of 40-0 before leaving Bellator for the UFC, then he lost 10 fights in a row.

Eddie Alvarez may have won a few fights but he is forever the biggest stepping stone in the history of MMA for allowing Conor to become the fight certified double champ, so by all mean he's the worst of the worst.

Bellator is the worst.

>>150286001
The same people that would dislike him now already disliked him then. GSP was more of a national hero like Khabib than a cazz favourite. He only became universally beloved when he came back to middleweight.

>>150286171
It was an exhale mon ami

Alright that's enough (You)s guys thanks

>>150286115
Facts. Khamzat would likely try and outstrike Bo. Only to be on the en's of some D1 wrestling prowess.

>>150286009
based Frank ending Zinoviev's career

>>150286157
Álvarez was the first guy to finish Garth. Probably one of the best fights ever.

>>150286171
Absolute roid gut on this freak.

>>150286194
Surely you mean inhale, "mate"

>>150286001
This is a fact, guy was the prototype for the shit lay and pray style people hate on, but people who never watched him fight like to give him his flowers because "He was so ahead of his time". Fuck GSP

Common MMA Joey Trvke!

>>150284082
this. these same people would be sperging out about royce if it was 25 years ago

The Guillotine

>>150286209
Khamzat would heem Bo Nigger with his fists

>>150286150
THE turtling? of course khamzat was powerless to land any good shots or find 1 sub attempt then

>>150286150
the banter between dricus and his corner first two rounds was shortsighted as fuck. He's like smiling happy telling them how weak Khamzat is then proceeds to go out and let the same shit happen to him for 15 more minutes. I'm glad Dricus trained smiling though, it really helped his inability to stop a single fucking takedown

>>150286247
Dirty doggystyle daddy dickdown du piglet I fear

Sneed get the new chael thumbnail he's just dropped a new video

>>150286247
This guy just says whatever he thinks will get him the most engagement. Just a fagget. I dont like guru but at least he has actual opinions and isnt just farming clicks.

I only count knockouts
- DDP

>>150285973
Wow he has the most attractive wife in the ufc

peak poatan

>>150285084
reminds me of Nash 92

>>150286269
his gameplan was
>ok once the 3rd hits ill just run through the guy he'll be tired
and then khamzat did the same thing for 3 mroe rounds

>>150286264
Its like Volk said, high level fighters can choose not to be submitted

>>150286001
You underestimate the simp level of Canadians

We should change the rules to prevent people from winning by stalling and maintaining "dominant positions"
>g-go watch k-kickboxing!!!!
No! I don't like it when strikers put on boring fighters either. Fights should be based on damage and attempts to finish and stalling should be penalized with yellow cards for grapplers and strikers alike. Strikers should be forced to step into the fire to look for heems and grapplers should be forced to put their dominant position in danger to look for a submission. If they're so good at what they do, they should be able to look for a finish while still protecting themselves.

>>150286328
Ever since I learnt that engagement generates revenue I’ve stopped caring for anything that I read on social media.

>>150286351
This can is lucky they protected him from Zatdaddy

Cameron Saimaan has been taken as a concubine. Back to the mountains

reee why did he have to become a crotch sniffer to win. as usual you guys have the memories of goldfish, he’s an exciting fighter, so why did he choose to be boring reeeeeeeeee

nate was right
3 months to the war and he didn't even do shit

>>150286346
>Grant Dawson enters the chat

>>150284907
if you weren't fat and untrained you'd realize he was tryihg to explode constantly but Chimaev accepted DDP's stalemate positions to guarantee control

>>150285973
my estimation of GSP as a man just fucking plummeted

they used a shrink ray on leon edwards and lauren murphy was born

>>150284377
Why does he get the privilege to fight only strikers but Kai doesn't?

>>150286396
Hamza ducked Nate, so it was to be expected.

>>150286421
Except that Lerone isn't a faggot from Birmingham

>>150285176
I already admitted I was wrong on Pico. He showed some positives but I significantly underestimated Murphy's willingness to match fire with fire. Hopefully they give Pico somebody like Bryce Mitchell next so he can prove he belongs in the top 15.

>>150286412
You thought he was some sort of white supremacist?

>>150286448
they have the exact same inflection

>>150286157
I remember when they told us Gayguard Moosesaucy was going to be a UFC champ, and then Uriah Hall heemed 10 years off his life.

>>150286446
Name one pure striker at flyweight. Or bantamweight, for that matter.

ngl lads prob my best /heem/ take im usually wrong

>>150286471
i didnt think he had a tribeswoman wife

>>150286157
Still remember Hendo sleeping Lombard with that uppercut elbow. One of my favorite heems

>>150286488
pico was fighting only bums, they were sared to give him ranked opponents

Dricus you disappointing shitter

>>150286481
pissbing ducked gegard if you remember

>>150286486
O’Malley
Kape

>>150286481
He could’ve done so if Weidman hadn’t made such a big deal out of being heemed.

Nice title fight mma fags lmao. /box/ wins again.

>>150286536
LEVELS
E
V
E
L
S

>>150286536
Yeah I’m thinking Dricus won.

>>150286565
this but ironically

So can Bellator/PFL losers finally admit the talent pool in Rizin and ONE is just plain better?

>>150286531
For good reason. He's been finished 5 times and he is barely 28. That's more times than Bryce Mitchell and Chase Hooper have been KO'd combined. The guy is going to have Parkinson's by the time he is 32.

>>150286553
Alright. Not sure how this factors into the discussion, but he’s already been heemed by Kape.

>>150286536
He always had the ability to do this, he was just terrified of getting submitted in the scramble. He was only willing to do it in round 5 because he knew he needed a finish

>>150286536
this happens in the first round of the rematch. in the end dricus solved the puzzle.

>>150286609
Has there ever been anyone good from those promotions besides Jerry and RDR

>>150286536
>oh, yeah, I can just get up

>>150285624
pico has a glass jaw

based khamzat

>name one pure striker
*names two pure strikers*
>I just don’t see how that’s relevant

This fucking general lmao

>>150286536
>when coach visser yells to you that the dive paycheck bounced

has schaub released a statement yet

>>150286644
Jerry is good but RDR, in retrospect, has zero good wins.

>>150286536
reminder that he only got this position cuz the ref stood them up twice. dricus relied on divine intervention

>>150286640
There is no rematch lil bro du piggy is losing to fluffy, Borralho l, shara bullet then it’s PFL time

prime wideman and rockhold both finish du pussy easy

prediction on the date of khamzat's next fight? ive got april at the earliest

>>150286625
This. Shades of Pereira vs Haramkalaev, when he manhandled that mountain rat like a toddler at the end of the third round.

>>150286689
who cares what that retard thinks

>>150286701
Jacare and Yole too.

>>150286701
Zatdaddy spunks both those piglets I’m afraid

>>150284045
>Conor - lame and gay
>Nate - based

You HAVE TO trust the eye test. Pico is for real. Supermajority.

>>150286728
I do

>>150286704
yeah probably spring

>>150286747
to be fair pico did been finna winning that shit

>>150286704
Isn’t Ramadan in April? It will be international fight week next July

Does this tell others in the division you can just grapple DDP and win? Or was khamzat just that good?

>>150286644
>has there ever been anyone good side from these two guys who fought for the belt and beat one of the best MWs of all time respectively
That's already more than Bellator or PFL can say

Andrei Arlovski has been KO'd 10 times inside the UFC.

I believe that before retirement, Aaron Pico could break that record.

Has a title defense aged as poorly and as quickly as Pantoja/Asakura?

>>150286644
RDR is not even in the same league as Jiri

>>150284045
nate is evil he deported his brother back to mexico

Itty Bitty Dricus

>>150286780
>beat one of the best MWs of all time
Whittaker is so fucking overrated. His entire legacy is beating Romero twice

>>150286789
pantoja erceg

>>150286789
pantoja/erceg

>>150286740
Anybody who’s lost to Rapedbert Pozztaker is a complete can

>>150286775
Yes exactly.

>>150286361
EPOZat is probably unstoppable, they don't really test anymore do they? USADA was binned I believe

>>150286747
bottom post is unironically luke thomas. same holier-than-thou takes and i am very smart vernacular

>>150284337
love grapplin hate muslims simple as

>>150286791
...because RDR is actually good.

>>150286775
DDP was outgrappled by THE Brunson. There just ain’t that many good grapplers at 185.

>>150286840
...at being bad

>>150286773
It's a different time every year

>>150286791
Jiri got starched by 'mo' RDR has only lost to HW weight bullies

>>150286849
On opposite day maybe.

>>150286854
>>150286863
If you get dropped by shittaker you lose all pretense of credibility, at least Alex hits hard

I'm waiting on the chael thumbnail sneed

>>150286747
Kody Steele!

>>150286821
We don't really know what Khamzat's cardio is like now. Dricus didn't challenge him enough to make him exert

Ramadan falls on whenever Islam has to actually fight somebody his own size with wrestling and lasts until a new matchup materializes.

>>150286801
Casual take but alright lil bro

>>150285969
you can get 10-8 by having 24 minutes of control whilst your opponent has 47 fucking seconds of control.

>>150286890
Factual post

>>150286870
Are you forgetting that 'VOlkan' dropped Jiri

>>150286775
Dreec has far better fight IQ than he does skill. He is able to out-craftiness everyone he faces, he always fights better wrestlers than him. Khamzat is just that good at grappling that he can’t do anything but keep himself safe against being subbed and beaten.

Losing to, getting dropped by or going to controversial decision with subreddit Rob means you are not good

>>150286894
If people are bringing up control time in your defense, you know you're fucking cooked

>>150286894
this should literally be impossible since refs are supposed to stand up fighters doing nothing on the ground

>>150286935
I've been saying this for literal years.

In a way, the first round against khamzat is simultaneously the most dangerous and the best round possible for his opponents

>>150286892
>lil bro
suicide. now.

>>150286926
jiri unironically gets dropped on purpose

>>150286953
Haven't been posting the latest chael thumbnail though have you

>>150286957
Yes, it decides what the fight will be, either Khamzat subs you or he finds out he has to box to conserve energy, or in DDP’s case, doesnt have to exert at all

We hyped for The Smashing Machine?

The baconcord have already started squealing for their Slamdaddy lmao

>>150287011
Lerone deletes him on entry here. Old mma is such a bum sport

Dricus is shit

What we learned from Carlos Prates
>Doesn't check leg kicks
>Bad in the pocket
>Bad cage awareness, ends up with his back to the cage and realizes when he touches it
>Only response to pressure is throwing up his knee and being a sitting duck
>Doesn't use the clinch offensively like muay thai fighters
>Single shot guy, doesn't throw in combination
>Hands very low, gets caught a lot by speed or punches in combination

>>150286386
>can
>wipes out almost 2 divisions of people in 1-2 hits
>couldn’t wrestle or defend takedowns for shit
>actually worked on his takedown defense and tried to close up the holes in his game
>fought pretty much anyone since he’s joined
Some of you guys say the weirdest shit

>>150287058
Damn, just how bad is Khamshart for not being able to finish him

heeminder decisions are not proper wins and should be dismissed as draws at best.

Poatan vs Khamzat is the fight

Kadyrov gave bisinger sissykiev a 200k patek after his dwcs fight. Churkas might be grotesque inbred backstabbing dirty criminal muslim terrorist barbaric subhuman turncoat treacherous evil rats but they look after their boys like that

>>150286926
he literally didn't

>>150287095
trvke

Have any of you ever admitted you picked a fight wrong?

>>150287128
>>150287128
>>150287128

>>150287102
We don't understand your pig latin.

>>150287095
thank you I keep forgetting this simple fact

>>150287064
He smokes, that's pretty cool

>>150286377
I kek'ed

cant find any highlights of the ddp khamzat fight, odd

>>150287102
it's sissyKYIV

>>150283992
His Saudi and Chechen sugar daddies probably tell hin to say shit like that to distract people

>>150284334
Don't shittalk our boy Merab

Aaron Fucking Pico

>>150283953 (OP)
Who cares
They’re under payed

>>150284018
Kek
Sqeeeewwww