Thread 150284567

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Sesko, we can blame Gyokeres, we can blame our setpiece coaches, we can blame our non-existing midfield, we can blame our dogshit goalkeepers, we can blame RATcliffe, we can praise Arseanal's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Scouting, dealing, you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Wilcox and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping Liverpool getting #21 for that matter. Not signing like this. What do you think, /mug/? Nicholas Jackson or Rasmus Hojlund up front?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.instagram.com/rasmus.hoejlund
https://jlingz.com
https://x.com/indykaila
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

Relegation FC

>wake up
>/mug/
it's a good day to be alive

good day to be alive boys

I hope you’re ready for /mug/ to cope and seethe after this comeback

>>150284567 (OP)
>being this mad before half time of game 1

football is truly back

Let's have a nice season lads

Time traveler here. I don’t have much time. United will win 2-1 and the third temple will be rebuilt

>>150285541
>Time traveler here.
>I don’t have much time
Pick one

HE MAY NEVER TRIM AGAIN

>>150285541
you need to back

>we need to stop signing overpriced shit players
>*signs a bunch of overpriced shit players*
what did he mean by this?

Garnacho won.
Rashford won.

>>150284567 (OP)
>keeps adding/changing stupid shit to the pasta
>posts it before the match is over
>germoid
yeah, lets just make another one >if they finish losing

/mug/, /mug/ never changes

When Man United still had sovl....

Matheus Cun***

Ruben's at the wheel, tell me how good does it feel

not against arse, not again lads

Awful from both sides. Arsenal's centrebacks and De Ligt were the best players. Grim

Every year without fail

more minutes! they need more minutes!

here we go!

SO

SO

I'VE GOT A FEELIN
THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT

I GOT A FEELING

It's GOOD to be back!

*siiiiiiiiiiiippppp*
PAAAAAHHHHHHH
IST ONE OF THE SEASON LADS

>yanited
AHAHAHAHHHAA

/mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/

>>150284567 (OP)
STOP


MAKING
/MUG/


EARLY


YOU


NAZI


FUCK

GIMME GIMME GIMME A /MUG/ AFTER MIDNIGHT ~
WONT SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE JANNIES AWAY ~

miss me yet?

>>150284567 (OP)
>first game
>/mug/
I GOT A FEELING

lol

>>150286879
that's the guy from wakanda

So it happened AGAIN
AGAIN

how do they look worse after spending 100s of millions

Welcome back.

Totally shit in attack.

>>150284567 (OP)
At least we don't need to praise Gyokeres' effort! Imagine not scoring against United. No refund!

didn't play as bad as I hoped. They might finish in the top half this season

pin this mods

Why did Man United fans think this was a good signing?

I can't remember the last time I saw United win

We did it, /mug/bros. We FUCKING did it.

ASEAN All-Stars = Arsenal

the stats don't lie

unlucky Manure, maybe another 250 million will fix your squad :p

Glad to be back lads

So it happened again...

WE'RE SO BACK /mug/bros

>>150287218
He wasn't the worst of them though.

https://youtu.be/tpkEW_fXJ0M?si=H5I6mF5EfKMFDP1d
ITS GOOD TO BE BACK

Amorim ain’t the right guy for them. Unironically they should try to get Nuno

>>150284567 (OP)
And we're back lads.

>>150287070
damn this pic really came around

>>150284567 (OP)
it's good to be back.

soogz is in for another pounding this season

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOJE0HZqqKM

live melty

>>150287249
desperately need to lick her tits clean after she’s milked 3 or 4 jungle bbcs over them

Outplayed by an arsenal team who didn't even need to get out of first gear

>>150287052
And Raya too. The shots he faces might looked soft and easy but that's due to his good positioning.

I thought United played pretty well. Awful goalkeeping blunder though

i think they didn't play bad tho

>>150287254
yes he was lol
Absolute garbage player

so glad /mug/ is back
i missed you and soogsx for too long

>referee ignore every fouls
>still lose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrslrxccKro

KWAB

Refchester varnited's $300m new signings btw

>>150287304
>22 shots 0 big chances

Liverpoo customers are in for a RUDE awakening this season.

All those signings will take at least half a season to gel, they'll be playing championship quality link-up play until Christmas. Think Darwin Nunez but in all of those positions they bought.

Follow that up with Salad getting older and demotivated after getting his bumper contract and I'll be surprised if he's not sold by his jewish owners after tweeting "Kill all of the IDF" in January.

Van Disney gets injured and Alisson's wife will suffer a paper-cut at the same time causing that entire backline to collapse. They will be shipping more goals than Sunderland.

They won't be getting Isak this summer and certainly not in January either when the real giants of europe (Barcelona, Bayern, Real, PSG) start bidding for him. That will leave them with Ekitike, Gakpo and a couple teenagers as their only forwards. They're fucked.

They should be happy with a top half finish this year.

I
Am
Sick, bradda

...dis manejuh....

>>150287304
Yeah, not a mug
Arsenal won via a setpiece and looked like shit apart from that

/mug/ is eternal, cheers bros

>>150287237
what a stupid bet

>>150284567 (OP)
Why did Liverpool have to steal our legendary Dutch coach? Does Britain not have good coaches?

>>150287300
Exactly, also arsenal got very lucky and ref was a retard for both teams
i'll be more worried if i was an arsenal supporter. you got dominated by united that way

How can you spend over a billion euros on your squad and still start Shaw and Mount among other shitters?

>>150287254
>can't shoot
>can't pass
>can't dribble
>can't keep possession
>can make constant fouls
He's fucking dreadful m8

>>150287346
liverpool didnt steal ten hag...

RedCafe convinced it was a good performance.
United created nothing good though.

>>150287171
The club is permeated with fraudulence

>>150284567 (OP)
SACKED

>Be United
>Sign 1 striker
>Start first game of the season with last seasons striker not on the starting 11 or on the bench
>Also not have any out and out striker on the field for the first 70 minutes of a 90 minute match

What is even the point of having any striker to begin with?

I've got a fever..
https://youtu.be/f3nLFRcQ70k

>>150285541
kill yourself

>>150287327
>after tweeting "Kill all of the IDF" in January
wtf i love salah now

THERE IT IS
THE FIRST /MUG/ OF MANY

>>150287364
to understand man uniteds retarded decisions youve got to understand what the glazers and united hierarchy above ten hag want for the club, what their aims are, what they view success as and what they look for in a player.
1.placate the delusional plastic fans from greece and india
2.get major social media interaction, especially if they can create it into a window long saga
3.it makes them look like theyre still a big club

in a traditional sense united arent a football club. they dont prioritize winning, they dont need to win to make money. the fanbase is so massive that they can sustain themselves without prize money. how they operate is shilling man u branded crap to foreign countries fans, and sponsorships.

they use their social media interaction numbers to get sponsorships, and sign players who would raise that. infact the players are told that signing for united would increase their brand value and wealth, so only players who only care about fame and money rather than winning will join them.

because social media interaction is just a number, someone typing man utd are shit is worth just as much to them as man utd are good in regards to attracting sponsors. if theyre shit and the world is trolling them, it earns them more interaction /money. they are a marketing firm with a football arm

>>150287384
it was a good performance from a 15th placed team

>>150287384
mug customers coping.

>>150287384
>Dominated them.
lol

>>150287327
subscribed

>>150287326
as commenter said
>amorin was playing with 3 false 9
>and add dalot
I am not saying they were CL good but they finally showed a game style
It's no longer, people running at the sides and crossing like a retard

i am become mug, the eater of beans

wishing my /mug/sisters a very pleasant evening

>>150287148
kek
>SO WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME, RUBEN CAN'T YOU HEAR ME, /MUG/
>THE FRAUDS YOU BOUGHT ME, MBUEMO CANNOT SAVE ME, /MUG/

Not sure which one is worse. Arsenal struggling against poonited or poonited customers thinking they are back. LMAO

>>150287381
Thank fuck for that

0-1 to arse isn't even /mug/ worthy anymore

>>150287399
because they have like 100 attacking midfielders and need to shoehorn them all in.

Taking bets, amorim in or out by christmas?

>>150287207
>They might finish in the top half this season

OHNONONONONNONONONONNNONONOONNOOONO

>>150287254
The ball progression noticably slowed down and almost exclusively tilted to the right side after he subbed on.

>>150287443
Good evening bro

>>150287484
finishing below sneeds would really finish their fans off

>>150287343
COPE

>>150287484
>Already 15th
Lmao

>>150287443
gud ebening

>>150287484
Enjoy it lads, for we won't reach these heights again this season

>>150287473
Probably evens. I reckon out

I TOLD YOU IT WAS A RETARDED IDEA TO GIVE AN IDIOT THE FUCKING SUMMER BUDGET. NOW THEY ARE STUCK WITH NEW DEADWOOD

>>150287484
>below leeds
Holy fuck, not even in my wildest dreams back in the fergie years of wishing manure ill.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ManchesterUnited/comments/1msx1k9/post_match_thread_manchester_united_vs_arsenal/

kek theyve given up after 1 game

/mug/bros, I was told Cunha was the solution to our problems... Has Brazil scammed us yet again?

Amorim just needs more players.
R-right?

>Play 3 false 9s for the first 70 minutes
>Ball hawk and spam shots hoping for a lucky bounce
>No link up play, midfield a mess

How much spaghetti does Amorin have to hurl at the wall?
It's like he's coaching three different teams simultaneously.

Rigged desu.

>>150287565
delectable

>>150287553
No big deal. Just fire more minimum wage employees and spend another 500M next summer.

>>150287484
Consistency is key after all

>>150287343
He doesn't actually bet. His entire gimmick is making silly calculator bets and then posting that. Then when people go
>You didn't post the bet slip, just the returns calculator
He goes
>OH BUT I DID
He's been doing it for years at this point. Should be banned for spamming t b d e s u.

>>150287644
>He doesn't actually bet

oh, but he does

United literally, LITERALLY, dominated them. It took four world class saves from Raya for them to win. If we had signed a new GK we would have won.

Arsenal will be in relegation zone after they lose to Leeds, Liverpool, City and Newcastle because despite another gorllion spent my Legohead they can't score and can't even dominate.

>>150287678
>not a single bet slip posted ever
no he doesn't

>>150287644
>He doesn't actually bet.

Oh, but I do.

https://www.youtube.com/live/yOJE0HZqqKM?si=eOxPem4lppuQvPR_&t=2519

We've watched Matheus Cunha play for the national team before. We said: "don't hire this guy, he's shite." Now United is stuck with him and it's going to be a pain in the ass to sell him for the same price as you bought them.
Why do EPL scouts not just watch the national teams performances of players they hire? Estêvão and João Pedro are scamming Chelsea as well.

>>150287703
Kek

>>150285541
>jews

>>150287723
because our scouts are frauds

>>150287723
Raya saved three shots from Cunha. Put n a shitty goalkeeper and we rape Arse. See >>150287696

>>150287697
>no he doesn't

Oh, but I do.

>>150287723
they have a bigger problem with ugarte

>another year of united being shit
thank you jesus

>>150287279
how's your vacation dave?

>>150287814
kek

United deserve everything bad after they like fucking spuds win a trophy.

M U G

*sips*
ahhh, that first /mug/ of the season

>Arse relying on a GK fuckup and their GK being world class
Wow almost like if we signed a world class goalkeeper we would be winning these games haha. Imagine that hahaha.

>>150287775
>put ball at keeper
>we were unlucky

lol

>>150287902
nah their goalkeeper didn't do much.
Your team just doesn't create good chances.

>>150287902
>have no midfield and the worst goalie in the league
>spend 200m
>dont fix anything
wtf was he thinking

>>150287937
hes been busy trying to sell all the players Dave wanted 300m for

first gameday, first /mug/
we are going to be feasting this season boys

>>150287902
>Manure relying on a guy literally called Matheus Cun** expecting him to be world class

15th place... home

>>150287916
>Your team just doesn't create good chances.
Raya made three world class saves, even Neville was amazed by the first one. The Mbuemo one was good too.

>>150287937
Shut up, mong. Any other day and we rape Arse. Toothless attack. Non-existent midfield (which cost £230m btw). Defence exposed by any player with a bit of pace (Cunha). They only won due to Raya and GK fuck up. If we sign Donnarumma, we win that 9.99/10.

/mug/ skeptics get the fuck out, I saw you doubting mongs thinking this season will be the end of /mug/, when in fact it might just be the sweetest /mug/ season yet

>>150288068
There is no way we perform worse than last year. We dominated Arse and raped them, as I said, sign a good GK and we'll challenge for the title. Maybe Baleba too. Already seen how much better we are today. 27 shots we had, 9 on target. They had 9 shots, 3 on target. Absolute domination and only lost due to the usual cheating from them and the ref (foul on GK by Saliba for goal, penalty for Cunha not given, btw).

Elite goal difference, first place out of all teams who lost.

its so over

>>150287644
>>150287697
Oh, but he does

>>150288068
I agree. Playing better than the other team but then still losing is the sweeter /mug/.

>>150287605
that's gotta be a falseflag. no united fan should be bumming liverpool

>>150288125
especially if they lose by refball or a goalie error

>>150288066
>If we sign Donnarumma,

>>150288160
united ITKs say its already a done deal just waiting for the announcement

>15th
>Negative GD
It's like we never left bros

>>150288066
>Any other day
in your last 10 real games, you have three wins

>>150287304
>XG

WE MISS YOU GOAT

Money laundering operation

>>150288160
Cope.

>>150288188
And? We're so much better than we were. We dominated, just look at the stats, retard. See >>150287304

Better team and cheating and bad luck let them win. All their new signings looked shit, all ours looked great. If it wasn't for Raya we win that 4-0/5-0.

>>150288197
its funny how he got a better team after being sacked just because the footballing world sees that its impossible to succeed at united so dont hold it against the managers

>>150288197
He has a new mission, to make sure Leverkusen don't win a title for another 120 years.

>>150288099
3 moral points to United. Top of the moral victory league and the xG league

>>150288066
Those saves get made most of the time mate.
Your team didn't create any clear chances.

>>150288223
Gr8 b8 I r8 8/8

I thought this game would validate one of the teams and embarrass the other one.
Never had I expected that both teams would end up looking worse off and as a laughing stock.

>>150288264
Literally not. That's why they're 'world class' saves.

>>150288267
Shut up faggot.

>>150288270
Arsenal played away in a stadium they have historically had like sub 10% win rate. The fact they won despite United having 100 goal contribution new signings on at the same time proves they aren't that bad. But, ultimately, Arsenal just can't score and Gyokeres is shit. So they'll struggle for Top 10 this season, they'll lose their next 4 games and end up being mentally fucked.

How do both these clubs spend so much money and STILL play like shit every year?

>first match
>season already over
Loving every laugh

>>150288369
>STILL play like shit every year
Arsenal beat City 5-1, Sporting 5-1, PSV 7-0, Real Madrid 5-1 (aggregate). Hardly 'play like shit' t b h.

Amorin will be out by Xmas.

>>150288392
They only played 5 games last season?

>>150287249
this seems like an upright and fine young man

>>150288302
I know you're coping, but no.
Some chances are unsavable, good teams make chances like that every game. Man United made none this game.
Top level keepers are expected to make the saves you saw today. The commentators praising a save does not change this, my dear coper.

And here...we...GO!

>>150288066
>If we sign Donnarumma, we win that 9.99/10.

is he going to score a goal?

>>150287304
Yeah, was at the match, everybody was fairly happy, also seems to be unanimously agreed it was a pen & saliba fouled mount and bayindir for their goal, a decent ref/var and we win, not the worst

>>150288392
>Hardly 'play like shit' t b h.

Arteta has spent £1 billion and they play like Stoke, relying on set pieces

>>150287317
he was so obviously biased for manure
just like the ref was for the last game of last season (rigged vs villa)

post yfw every single game at old trafford this season will be rigged for manure and they'll still get relegated

United were robbed in broad daylight

This is /mug/ worthy. This is a wake up call for Arsenal.

15th place Man United needed a single summer to do this.

>>150287902
That goal was a total foul
The Arsenal player was literally pushing the goalie away the entire time the ball was flying. I remember when we used to gang up on enemy players when they would be rough with our goalie. Instead ManU players didnt care and just admitted they suck dick.

Dunno about this one, lads. Poonited kinda got robbed

>>150288678
they did. but those are the best /mug/s
nothing makes a fanbase more mad than getting robbed

>arsenal impede keeper for set piece goal
>arsenal get their shit kicked in the entire game
>arsenal get away with penalty on Cunha

Not a mug for me.

>>150288179
>>150288277
pottery

>>150288678
No, they're still just not good enough.
Fallen into the same old trap of splashing money on all kinds of different players, but unable to commit to a serious squad turnover.
Bruno Fernandes and Harry Maguire still being there is the real problem. These guys have been around for 5+ years now and all of those years were seesawing years. Bruno is still considered a central figure in their midfield and leadership. With that in mind, they still haven't really moved on from the Solskjaer days.

They really needed to make a bold, hard move this window. They didn't.

>>150288667
it wasn't a foul, its a contact sport, keepers get way too over protected

>>150288632
>robbed
or, perhaps, mugged...

Waste of a game they controlled pretty well

Better hope they get a tradeoff and luck a win/draw out of a game they're shit in

>>150288721
>lost at home
>not a mug
Absolute mug anyone who doesn't think this is a mug

They lost at home to their old rivals, of course it's a /mug/

>>150287696
Enjoy relegation.

>>150287696
>United literally, LITERALLY, dominated them. It took four world class saves from Raya for them to win.
Sounding like how Arsenal used to, with their muh possession stats.

What does the Deserved-To-Win Meter have to say about this game though?

>0 goals
apologise to rashford, antony, sancho, hojlund
>goalkeeping error
apologise to onana
>spent 200m just to lose
apologise to glazers

>>150288108
OHNONONO CUSTOMERBROS HOW WILL WE GENERATE ENOUGH CASH FOR THE NEXT WAVE OF 300 MILLION POUND SHITTERS!?

Had Arsenal pinned down like a bitch

Man UTD are unironically closer to being relegated than to win the title but thats a conversation people are not ready to have yet.

>>150288971
State of this cope

>>150287696
>United literally, LITERALLY, dominated them
But you need to score more goals to win. Which they didn't

Ruben Amorim is now officially the worst manager in Premier League history.

As a lifelong united supporter i feel like a mug for believing in these players and analrim

>>150289120
Our guy!

>>150289120
Man Utd are just currently a cursed club, not sure anyone can help in the short to medium-term.

>>150289212
Another summer to fix the midfield.

We threw away Europe to focus on the league. The kraken will be released. Trust the plan.

>>150289120
But that says Paul Hart did it quicker

As a lifelong arsewog I have to admit that we looked pathetic against Manchester United today. Not sure I'm even in the mood to let my boyfriend shag my arse now :(

>>150289212
Rangnick said it a long time ago. The head stinks from the fish (Glazers)

>>150289133
same

I thought man united would be less mid this year but somehow got even more mid, I'm pulling for arsenal now

>>150288066
>If we sign Donnarumma
He'll turn to shit like literally everyone else who signs on at old toilet.

>>150289389
They should sign that Scottish guy at Napoli, he looks quite good.

I miss you guys, have a happy /MUG/

>>150288971
how many points do you get for that

Lmao at these Subhuman united fans huffing on copium with these retarded bullshit:
>We only lost because of our GK fuck up
>Arsenal won because of their GK masterclass
>We dominated Arsenal statistically

You Lost
You dropped 3 points
You couldn't score a goal
You Lost at home, in front of your fans

>>15028902
>1st game
>no striker
>3 false nines
>white onana as keeper
>Dalot as right back
if they can't make six points before the game against citee, they won't be fighting for europe
if they make 6 points and manage to fight some points against chelsea, they would have some chances
i don't make the rules
you need points

>>150290321
You're getting mad at roleplayers.

held in all my GOO (apart from a couple of wet dreams) the whole summer now i'm gonna blast a fat yellowy LOAD to soogs in honor of /mug/

The Eternal /MUG/ must continue

Somebody should Photoshop this with Analrim's face with the text "15th Again".

kek

>>150287902
Dibu is waiting

>>150290411
real talk, why do we get yellowy loads when we are abstinent for awhile?

>customers celebrating the "played well against Arsenal at Old Trafford" trophy even though they lost and it's a regression from previous years
how pathetic? also Amorim will actually drag them to relegation

How you guys even know your load colour? you pervs looking in your sock?

dubs and I post CP

>>150289736
the real post match interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSgZILVH7XQ

>/mug/ is the first gameday hahahahaha

Welcome back boyos

>>150290783
Who is this?

>>150290789
Home games are always marked easy for the home side

>>150290783
what does cole palmer have to do with this

>>150290908
1st game day was Friday

Arsenal fouled the goalkeeper.

>>150291037
Sure, but its not a good excuse, they always do that.

>>150290962
It also thinks Brentford at home is harder for Fulham than Man Utd.

>>150291056
So why do they keep getting away with it? Any other club and the ref calls it.

>>150291065
Its the same difficulty for Man United and Fulham in the pic you posted

>>150291076
if people expect you to do something and are used to it, there more lenient on it. 'just arsenal being arsenal'

>>150291095
I didn't post it, but just looking at Fulham MUN (H) is lighter than BRE (H) .

>>150291122
Sounds like the excuse they use for certain crime statistics

>>150290536
I love this webm.

>>150291222
Google has United as favorites

This was such a semen-slurping game. Absolutely awful. If you want to show someone who's never watched football a match to make them uninterested in ever watching it again, show them this dross.

>>150291425
Just give them an Arsenal season ticket

>>150291425
Arsenal-United has often been a slurpfest in recent years, and OT is still a cursed ground for Arsenal despite their decent results.

>>150290789
The pajeets who vote on these things had manure at a 70% win chance on the footmob poll pre kickoff. It's a great app but stuff like this is a nonsense.

>>150284567 (OP)
/mug/ my beloved, I missed you so much

HELLO
HELLO
I SAID IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK

>>150290947
misa campo

>The Hammers are hoping to retain the services of the Brazil international, but they would be willing to facilitate his exit if an offer within the region of £60million to £70m.
Are there actually clubs that are stupid enough to offer that kind of money for Paqueta?
I can't believe City nearly got scammed into this two years ago. He's 28 now and now even worth 1/3 that.

>>150287249
i have come to harvest the soogs

>>150291714
Hot but not the right girl

>>150291685
THE DAYS ARE LONG
AND THE NIGHTS WILL THROW YOU AWAY
COS THE /MUG/ DON'T SHEEEEEIIIIIIINNNNNN

variety is the spice of life. can we have a different mascot for this season's /mug/ instead of soogsx? i've enjoyed her run but another year might get boring.

>>150292217
we could have Tia, shes quintessentially british

>>150292217
or bufalika but shes italian

>>150292322
yuck, no way. the mascot needs to be hot.
>>150292339
oh hello. mmmmmmmm, i could get behind her...if ya know what i mean...

>>150289120
>Moyes
>Laang Baal / Muh Filosofee
>Mouyes
>Ole at the Wheel
>Wreck it Ralf
>Seven Hag / Eras come to an end
How come Amorim still doesn't have his own memey nickname?

>>150292483
He does.

Analrim

>>150292217
Picking this chick will make so many simps seethe

yanited finish 6th this season
screencap this

YANITED BROS I KNOW WHAT TO DO

SACK AMORIM AND GET A NEW COACH INNIT THEN SELL SESKO AND BUY A NEW EXPENSIVE STRIKER THAT WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM

>>150292483
West Ham Reject

so it happened again

>have Goldbridge on in the back for the lulz
>"careful with Arsenal on corners.... although that's a bit of a myth now ain't it?! WHAT THE FACKIN' 'ELL ARE YOU DOOOOING?!!"

kek

>>150292217
no

>>150292483
poobin shamorim

>>150293590
jewbin scamorim

Look at the state of this. Another BALD FRAUD is in the process of being born.

>>150293083
we must stop liverpool from winning the 21st

>>150284567 (OP)
>not allowed to score offside goals
>opponent's perfectly legitimate goals not ruled out
>no penalties
>no opponent players unfairly red-carded
>no VAR help
>+6(7) minutes of fergietime
>still lose
What did PenchestVAR Offsideshited mean by this ?

>>150292483
hes been such a complete disaster at all times he didnt really have time for the fans to come up with a slogan like ole or have a fatal flaw like lang baal

/mug/

>>150288678
when you're complaining about refs you've already lost
ironically, this is why arsenal are perennial bridesmaids

>>150288721
>arsenal impede keeper for set piece goal
Theyve been getting away with this for ages now but no one in the media says anything about it

>>150294077
Kek

>>150287171
they now got no mid

>>150288062
damn big man tyrone is getting old

Big cock riccardo fucked United.

What's the record for most MUGs in a season?
Do we stand a shot at breaking it this season?

>>150294077
Based post

>>150296572
>Do we stand a shot at breaking it this season?
With no Europe they play less games now, so it'd be quite the achievement if they can pull off the /mug/ record this season

>>150295636
Theyre trying their hardest to make Arsenal relevant

>>150295636
You had the exact same situation where United was all over Raya but he managed to punch it away. That was no foul either called by the referee. Consistent refereeing.

How fitting.

>500mil down the drain since 23/24
>outspent everyone but Al-Hilal
They really need to be challenging for the title, considering it’s the only competition they’re in this season

morning /mug/sters, how are we 15th place chads doing ?

>>150298013
all good brother

>>150297996
They just need a new elite GK, a couple of elite MFs and maybe a world class winger. Is that really too much to ask?

>>150287873
>pic
I hate Queer Headgiver

>>150287696
>Arnseal parks the bus
>Dominated
They knew that Manure with possession will do nothing

>onono costs them 10 gorrillion points
>keep him and play mason mount up front
>if onono is fit pick the reserve keeper
brilliant stuff amorim

Thank you again for May 21st, 2025, you fucking retards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7HmzwI67ec&ab_channel=OwlCityVEVO

IT'S ALWAYS A /MUG/ TIME.

>>150292483
Scamorim

>>150297146
>no Europe
Surely this alone is worth 20 /mug/

manure played much better

>>150302343
It's a funny ol' game m8.

>>150302359
I'm still glad they choked though
the closer icarus flies to the sun, the harder he will fall

>below leeds
Time to zone old trafford for student accomodation

good evening everyone
srs question: how can I contribute to man united getting relegated this season?
thanks in advance

I'm noticing a distinct lack of Vocaroo songs in this thread

imo sesko is gonna flop big time, if you look at his stats he's just ok to poor, similar sort of player to fabio silva, his one skill is he's good at getting past defenders, but germany has a lot of high lines and intense pressing, so this sort of torres legacy player thrives there

perhaps ill have to eat crow but im fairly sure i wont

>>150297996
>retard doesn't know the difference between expenditure and balance.

>>150308906
he will flop because manurinal has become a cursed place for offensive players for whatever reason

>>150309361
How can I explain this in a way that makes sense to you

For example, imagine a man with a well paying job who spends some of his income on going out to eat at nice restaurants

Now imagine a man with no (zero) income who takes out payday loans, borrows money from friends, and robs dinner ladies so that he can afford to eat in the fanciest restaurants. He also buys himself a new iphone, and gets a lamborghini on credit. After 2 years he needs to sell the lambo to get another car, cos he didn’t actually know how to drive it, but he’s spent the last year telling all his mates how awful it is to drive so nobody is interested. He’s also been living in the car and pissed+shat himself in it countless times. So he can’t afford a car to get to work but spaffs £200 on cans of Monster in a weekend (full price, if there’s a deal on or some kind of offer, that puts him off)

One of these men is Manchester United

flashback to when united signed poogarte and they thought they were gonna win the league

>>150288545
based

>>150297146
Losing a final to spurs should be worth 5 /mug/s

>>150314428
I love this image

chances we get to use this thread for the Fulham game ? They didn’t look too good against Brighton.

>>150323788
we'll see, brother

>>150284567 (OP)
Yeah, this is my /mug/

>>150336116
this /mug/ is yoooooouuur /mug/
this /mug/ is myyyyyyyyyy /mug/

>>150314428
VVVVVVVVGH

Your chant for Šeško is pretty weak, ngl.

>>150302000
checked