Thread 150285825

Shit teams.

Never in question. Stop wasting attention on them and watch good football instead.

FUCK ANIME

death to a ime

>>150285825 (OP)
/mug/

imagine not selling bruno to saudi, he's massively overrated

Gyokeres has to be a fucking fraud

Getafe would bootyblast these teams

cant block the gyok

0 (zero) refunds btw :)

tuchel looking better without the cope comb over

I think these teams STINK

Tuchel got even balder lmao.

Gyökeres is beyond shit, holy shit lmao

More like Yök-eres

So this is definitely Arteta's last season right?

>>150285854
He’s the one who refused to go.

>>150285845
>>150285841
this

Is Šeško not playing?

Dinnertime

my sources told me that gyokeres' numbers rated very low, despite his high goal tally in portugal. advised my sources in the arsenal hierarchy to stay away but they did not listen. paying the price now. #flop

>>150285854
he's gonna go before the end of the season to get the hundramill in in this spending window (hacking the game), deals already made

>>150285839
We should all be watching baseball instead

>>150285869
whats the refund clause on managers?

>tuchel went even more bald now
England FC surely ruin people hairlines.

>>150285895
started on the bench.

i bet he looked great with hair

>>150285839
You dont understand.
Watching manure is like going to the cricus

>>150285886
4th place and league cup will get him two more

We're halfway there, /mug/bros.

>>150285896
>not battered and fried
Fake German

I thought Rashford was on loan somewhere?

>>150285911
When did he get this bald? Is he baldfraudmaxxing?

>>150285854
And yet still the only good player on the team

Why doesn't he send Sesko in? The fuck is wrong with him?

here comes Rashford

>>150285914
sesko gonna ruin this nigga

>>150285896
looks like every english meal

This is more gay than last nights MMA

Amad will save United again
Obvious 2-1 to United both scored by Amad.

>>150285819
Do women ever question whether their genes are good enough to be passed on?

>>150285911
Why is he there? Who is he meant to be seeing that isn’t a known quantity?

>>150285929
the england job really brings peoples fraudulence to the fore

got a honeydew melon

manus young bucks any good?

fat boy is rapid

>>150285914
not a betslip , show the slip lad

Amad will make Arsenal Mad.

>>150285944
>Do women ever question
no

>>150285941
That was one of the worst main events I've ever seen

what the bloody hell am I watching

>>150285910
I mean he didn't come on with the subs. I'm going to be pissed if he comes on for 5 minutes.

>>150285896
Jetzt habe ich keinen Hunger.

>>150285928
He's volunteering at the local kid feeding program

>>150285944
right is twice as nice

Why don't you talk about the game instead of spamming these mid tranime girls and ugly slags?

I don't like Peter Drury

>>150285825 (OP)
Agree, but united are must see TV for mostly comical reasons

>>150285944
do manlets?

>>150285911
>Past a certain age, a man without a trophy can be a bad thing

>>150285953
I don't fuck girls with smaller asses than me

Does it count as a shot on target if a GK has to save a corner?

>>150285976
these faggots dont even watch the sport
they just found another place to spam their gay ass fetish

>>150285976
tourist

>>150285976
Game?

>>150285959
>not a betslip

Oh, but it is.

>>150285952
not a fan, for me it's charentais

>>150285966
I didn't see the sub yet. I actually don't understand

>>150285976
I’m watching Ghostbusters, I’m just here for a chinwag.

>>150285914
EZ money

this is what the best league in the world has to offer?

Poono

>>150285989
Thats a man

>>150285976
i'm watching the game in my 2nd monitor

Bruno is so unlikeable

>>150285790
Where to buy?

Baka mad

>>150286020
Where's Maddie you scoundrel

>>150286003
that looks tasty

>>150285986
Yes

>gyokeres
FRAUD

>cockeres

>>150286031
trvth nvke

>>150286020
>Rubin Amorim
>Bruno Fernandez
>Diogo Dalot

gyokeres...

insane how rice used up all his luck for the next ten years with his back to back free kicks against real madrid

Thoroughly exposed.

Gyokeres will score 5 goals this season and end up Havertz's reserve

Shit, Gyökeres off. Arsenal might actually win this.

remember RFN told you about gyokeres. he is awful.

>>150286046
ask her parents where they buried her

what's he hiding under there?

gyokeres STINKER and HOOKED

>>150286047
it's my favourite fruit :) got one ripening in the fridge as we speak

>ACKeres out
kek

I like Bruno and so does my wife's son

united fans in the crowd acting like they're not losing

madueke on. uh oh

Gyokeres a shit

What is the Portuguese league's refund policy?

>Mbeumo
SHIT
>Cunha
SHIT
>Gyokeres
SHIT

001, Agent Victim Jokerez

amazing signing, lmao

cockeres in my arsenal

MANCHESTER UNITED? NOOO WHERE IS GIL VICENTE AND BOAVISTA

>>150286083
mate....yu on even wan tah know...truss me mate...bin the idear an all

>Gyokeres off
Lmao. No refunds.

>>150286101
Mbeumo is actually good

>>150286095

the same one that felix had

Generally think clubs should spend more money on shit foreigners

all new signings have flopped this weekend apart from reijnders

just one game and you idiots are overreacting to GOATkeres

RELEASE SESKO

>>150285896
weird mix

the arsenal gameplan is basically to defend well, fuck around a bit and try and get corners to score

>>150286127
Ekitike was ok

I could quite easily heem any Chinese man

>>150286101
>>150286101
Mbuemo is the only good player on the pitch, the fuck are you on.

>>150286127
>who is Ekitike

>spend 200 million on strikers
>still can't score
oh yeah it's our year again mugbros

>name yourself UNITED
>cant play as a team

Portuguese League Statpadding Fraud

>>150286127
Hugo

man u with 66% possession this half. goals should follow shortly

Gimme that Benjameeeen

>>150286127
I wouldn't say cherki flopped

>>150286113
Glocks don’t have safeties

>>150286136
Waiting till the CBs are a bit more tired

>>150286095
https://www.ligaportugal.pt/refundos

i thought players werent allowed to use long sleeves anymore because they need to be able to see the edge of the short sleeve shirt for handball decisions, which is why they just wore a long sleeve undershirt under the short sleeve normal shirt
but looks like players are wearing actual longsleeves again

Right now, it looks like Arsenal are gonna fuck this up.

ŠEŠKO

CAM ON TESCO

>two "elite" teams
>no elite players

Kai Havertz will be the Player of the Season.

>>150286127
Cherki was really good

>championship shitter is shit

Who would've guessed

lenny oro will be better than prime van dijk by the time hes 21

>>150286129
/sp/ always overreacts. If Gyokeres scores a goal, people will spam and call him a GOAT and greatest ever and how he will carry Arsenal. He is not scoring, so he is automatically a fraud.

>>150286127
Xhaka was great for Sunderland.

TESCO IN

>>150285989
>doesn't want his dick to look huge

Man yah night ed isn’t doing too well desu

imagine falling for tuga league statpadders, even brasileirão shitters do well in that league

>>150286127
Ekitike has the first goal of the season, plus an assist

>>150286127
>Who is Ekiteke

>>150286188
He was terrible today though

>Mason Mount

what on earth is the point?

>>150286190
lmao

>>150286187
m8 hes a somalian
they are perma framelet skellies
not an alpha bone in their bodies

United need one goal to win this game
>release sesko

>>150286151
I just watched him pass the ball out of play

de ligt been great today

>>150286127
kudus was good

SESKO COMING IN! I REPEAT SESKO IS IN THE GAME!

>>150286217
he gets THOUSANDS of TikTok views

>>150286217
Harold Hill has the occasional flash but thats it.

ugly ahh game

>>150286167
boo

>>150286190
NO REFUNDS

>>150286202
>Gabigol

>>150286220
who is this slag?

>>150286188
>He is not scoring
Literally his one job.

>$99 million
he sucks doesn't he?

sexoo

Time to find out if he’s Benjamin sexo or Benjamin Tesco

saka still feeling the effects of that hamstring injury, as i've previously reported. dreadful handling of the sitatuation by arteta.

>seskNO goals
hehehe

$100 million
kek

>>150286219
isak has the same exact body, they have thick bone density, they are just lankey which gives you that lean look

>>150286249
She looks like she fucks human men

oh fuck sesko is a sexy boy

>>150286220
>zero sex appeal

>>150286190
>sees this
>remembers AFTV video
kek

>>150286258
saylor twift on onlyfans

>>150286254
this nigga not doing well in brasileirão either

kwabertz such a fag kek

Benyameen

>>150286220
>side boob

>>150286190
stinky

>>150286258
that's taylor swift

>>150286190
KEK

Clear United bias btw, and I hate arsenal

>>150286273
AGREED

Sesko double incoming

Club Card credit card promotion incoming

is Sesko a jobber?

>>150286117
He could be playing arouca tonight had he stayed...

>99 million
surely that buys you a home with a backyard in bongistan?

>>150286299
hes so shit
wtf were psg thinking

>>150286220
She doesn't suit slagging around

>>150286282
Shut up, Kwabkeres

>>150286281
He destroyed your league with JJ

>>150286190
sunday league tier

>chinkie ads during the broadcast
Game's gone

>>150286190
OOF

this benjamin sesko lad is like a new signing

ERA

Goldbridge already coping, saying that yanited deserve a draw

>>150286190
Please if you feel regretful about your purchase, remember we have a strict NO REFUNDS policy.
Thank you, and we are excited to make business with you again next transfer window.

I am content in the knowledge the season will be a disaster for both of these trash teams

at this point maybe transfer as just money laundering for clubs

>>150286319
gnome

>>150286332
so funny
how does he not realize arseanal is in cruise control

>>150286320
one season wonder, and that's just one player, fucking Talisca was doing well in your league lol

>>150285839
it's a shame they can both lose

>>150286332
YANITED WINS 1-1

>Benjamin Sexo

Good English name that

>>150286190
In this moment Arteta realised it's over for him. Last chance at silverware and he's spunked the striker budget on a Championship striker

No replay?

>>150286319
Imagine a 15 inch fat stinking turd sliding out of that anus

>>150286337
hope spurs win

ERA

im gonna put my chips on the table and say it
both these teams are finishing outside the top 4 this season

>>150286358
hope they get relegated personally

I don’t like how all the top teams are signing powerful and pacey (mostly black) players with zero technical ability or football IQ
Man City seem to be the exception which is why they will walk the league this year

>>150286349
Talisca is good though, but he only stayed for 1 season, so I could say the same

I CAN'T SHOOT

MBUEMO YOU NIGGER SHOOT!!

>>150286334
My FUUUUUUAAARKING hero

Didn't even realize Casemiro was #10 he spends so much time on his back

>>150286375
I want my dick inbetween her breasts

Cunha looks ggod

Falling asleep watching this desu

>sign players from mid table shitters
>are surprised when they are shit

>>150286319
thats that me espresso

Mathaus Cunny

I enjoy all cultures and body types to much to stick to one.

>Mbermo

Think he'll do quite well for United this season

niggas name is m'PPOMU

Cunha already chimping out.

>200 million worth of attack
LMAOOOO

>>150286409
But they’re fast, strong and most importantly BLACK
Who cares that they don’t know how to kick a ball?

>>150286413
Nonce fuck

>>150286410
he might be a little bit slow

Fuck this time to watch preseason NFL

Ah yes the classic "we're being pumped so fake an injury" cheating Arsenal cunts.

>>150286409
Newcastle got champions league with mid table players albeit

>>150286410
>ept445

>>150286380
its a theme of youth football in every country because the blacks grow earlier than most whites so in youth football its mostly blacks that get a chance early
so now teams like manu and chelsea are just filled with pacy africans 20 year olds that arent that good

>>150286190
they paid for this lumbering idiot?

why is that nword hugging the ref?

skelly is so shit
hes gonna be at fulham in 2 years

>>150286427
do you fancy a job??

>>150286435
Getting pumped 0-1

>>150286418
i just dislike niggers desu

Fuck don't wanna go to work tomorrow, why can't I just win the Euromillions as be done with it

>>150286418
Based

>>150286451
If a blowjob, yes.

the MIGHTY emirates gooners

>>150286190
12 year old me playing FIFA

KWABCHESTER

HOLY FUCKING SAVE

any of you guys ever play at an academy when you was younger?

>>150286434
Always wonder what players say to the team doctors when they go down to time waste? Do they lie to them as well or do they say "yeah no rush I'm just killing a bit of time"

>>150286466
Hey its me

>>150286463
same old anon always losing

>>150286431
Matheus Cunnhy

R A Y A
A
Y
A

>>150286453
>attaching a black woman to his post
Moortugese self hatred is puzzling

ACK

fartsenal are so unbelievably lucky

so cunha looks better playing in the mount position

>>150286435
Eddie Howe can actually improve players and make average players perform above their level, Amorimjob makes them worse and has retarded inflexible tactics

I've seen enough, we're back to a Liverpool/City title race I guess

Peter Drury is such a United mark

ngubu dood?

>>150286453
>American't into salsa
Lmao its so easy

what does sesko do

Someone make /mug/

I CAN'T SCORE

>>150286511
I'd love to see you playing the Cunny position

RAYA saving /mug/

>>150286548
just deep fry the whole thing, lovely

>>150286542
>>150286453
dancing is gay tbqh

>>150285825 (OP)
thanks for the free money /mug/

>>150286522
He's just a cunt. Fortunately, based Andy Townsend is on the world feed and providing cutting tactical analysis of the game.

>>150286502
think you need to get your colour loicence renewed Nigel, a mestizo is not a nigger

cmon yanited scar some goals

>>150286559
If its gay then why am i always banging milfs? :^)

>>150286548
Can you actually buy a whole piglet? Always wanted to try a spitroast

>>150286562
>pubic hair poking out
HNNGHHHHH

thread moving so slow everyone will know I had loving tender missionary sex with my wife this morning

Matheus Cun**

>>150286410
makes me wanna watch the fat sweaty coppers from the fast show

>>150286587
so did your sister

>>150286557
why does he look like a spitting image of trent

>>150286585
i wouldnt brag about banging old ladies

>>150286570
>face blind autist is racist
Of course

???

>>150286548
why do you need GPS on your meat?
I think they can score one
Now they need to believe it too

This has a Yahnited equaliser written all over it :/

>>150286583
>t.Sarah Banks

>>150286592
wet as hell too...NGHH

>>150286562
>Pubes peeking out
Luv seeing that

>>150286587
I can buy in my local supermarket, let alone a butcher

>>150286604
arteta tactics masterclass to have jokeresh stand on the cb and never make a run

>'arry warming up
OHNONONONO MUGBROS

>>150286604
>no 9
poor photoshop, try harder

We need a real baller to seal this

Maybe I can't see the bigger picture but how come Manchester United, one of the most notorious and valuable teams in England and the planet, spends millions on shitters and promises such as Seskho and Cunha rather than actually good players

terrible cross

Luke Shaw has played 80 minutes what in the world

>>150286602
>i wouldnt brag about banging old ladies
I would

>>150286585
It's extremely gay, get over it

yanited just asking for penalties again

>>150286602
Atleast its better than nothing

>Poobimendi

Another foreign midfielder who can't hack pace of PL

United look much better then arselel.

>>150286622
>leave lelsenal to me

>>150286630
good players dont want to sign for a team that finishes 15th and isnt in european competition they want to win things now

SEXKO PLS

Oh shit the game changer is coming on

>>150286624
It's not a photoshop, it's from preseason

ARRY MAGUIRE

this is like watching the Jags vs the Browns

poonited can't score
reckon a cheeky jokeres loan would be good

>>150286493
I had trials at west ham

Finally a proper striker on

>>150286604
LMFAO, nice photoshop

THE LEGEND
THE MYTH

>>150286453
Chubby girl just needs a makeover and she'd be a great slampig.
They look like they're about 18-19 so hopefully she's found her groove, started wearing pants to emphasize her fat ass and shirts that weren't bought at Target.

>>150286671
Not a photoshop

bring back rashy
bring back antony
bring back sancho

>>150286630
name one good player under 60 million

bruh

>>150286630
If every single promising player you sign end up being shit, then perhaps you should start looking for the fault elsewhere

>>150286669
i've watched him playing as winger and crossing

>>150286493
yes i was in sweden when i was 13-14 and then my local MLELS club until i went to college and played there

>>150286667
what went wrong? did you give up

COME ON ARRY

Maguire to score the equalizer

SEXXO

>>150286604
Why does he look like a black snowman?

Luke Shaw has a rather hefty bottom

>>150286639
How is fucking women gay now?
Pic related was one of them that i banged

>>150286636
nice grussy

>>150286612
Goated pussy/asshole combo

United are doing pretty well considering it's relegation dodgers vs title contenders

>>150286691
fuck all that, just bring back weggy

The great Harry macguire to save the day

Arsenal were so shit and yet are going to win.

>>150286718
you CAN'T suffer in Italy

stupid commentator doesn't know harry is still immune because he just came on the pitch

friendly reminder

Merino screamer coming

>>150286718
Another proof

>>150286736
but what are United doing better except having potshots at the keeper? they're playing like shit too

>200 million on attackers
>0 (ZERO) goals

arsenal 2 years ago vs arsenal now

Kekso

arsenal look gash

>>150286718
Based chubby chaser

ref sure is quick on the whistle any time a manure player falls down
cringe and soft

>>150286752
Heres your trophy, bro

>>150286772
right is better t. high t

>>150286760
>t. gianluigi goldstein

Tick tock manure

>>150286710
BUILT FOR THE THUNDERDOME

>>150286772

holy magyar milkers

SHITSOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150286786
america is simply a done nation at this point

We are so shit its unbelievable Arse bros. I never expect us to park the bus in an Arteta team without justification

>>150286805
their entire population is brainwashed sadly

>>150286805
true. but your fate is tied to ours, sorry!

>>150285964
Been laughing at this mp4 related for minutes. I was giggling and then I started watching the cats enter like something from loony toons. Cheers.

SAME OLD YOUR MUM. ALWAYS FAT.

>>150286760
>sharing dickpic
Now that just make u gay Mario.

Matheus

>>150286805
Still in a better place than France at least

>>150286820
>tf
>tp

>>150286816
The spreadsheets he's using say this is the best way to get 3 points

>>150286820
Not me.

somebody let utd out of the cuck cage

no goals

C

>>150286816
>to the arsenal one nil...

UFARTE

is losing at home to the 2025-26 PL champions /mug/ worthy?

the positive outcome is they're only three points behind the top of the league

N

>>150286816
how long have you been watching mate? Arteta will NEVER try and score a 2nd goal when 1-0 up

both of these teams are appalling

UFARTE HAHAHHA

I wasted 2 hours watching this crap, BRUH

>>150286857
>>150286851
>poofarte

>>150286856
Of course

U

AHAHAHAHAH STATE OF THOSE TOUCHES

>Down 1-0
>Sub in Maguire
Someone explain this in tactical terms to me.

Remember when yanited hired Ragnick to help them fix their problems, and as soon as he said the club could not just keep buying new expensive flashy strikers every season and sack their managers constantly, they immidiately sacked him and spent 70 million on Højberg?

ERA

>>150286871
Post pharah, or widowmaker

>>150286866
he barely tries to score when its 0-0 to be fair

>>150284567
new

>>150286891
big headers

ERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150286602
Everyone should fuck someone who is at least 20 years older than them when they're in their 20s. You learn so much from it.
When you're just a kid in a dorm hooking up with whoever latches onto you, you're functionally two kids discovering things that everyone already knows. But intimacy is more than that.
Girls give much better head when they've gotten with older guys, I got much better at sex by getting with women who were in their 40s when I was in college.

SIX MINUTES

that was a pen

Six minutes to /mug/

>>150286895
Remember when yanited hired Cun**

>Sesko
Touch of an elephant

>>150286891
Did you miss their epic comeback against Lyon? Big 'Arry gonna win it 1-1 on the last minute.

>6 more minute
Fuck off, the last 6 felt like a lifetime.

I was an ok high school basketball player and when I tried to play soccer the ball would just bounce off of me in random directions. Food for thought

>>150286866
This is not true. Anytime we take the lead we aim for 2-0 and still go on the attack. Yes we parked the bus vs Citeh last year because Trossard red. But there is no such justification for that Mickey Mouse tactics during this match.

>>150286911
no thanks lol
best bj i ever got was from a 19 year old when i was 22
and she didnt have saggy tits and ass

>>150286911
>I got much better at sex by getting with women who were in their 40s when I was in college.
How so?

UNTIL UNITED SCORES

I love CP

Maguire Panenka 90(+6)

FERGIE TIME

>>150286936
soccer balls are roycist, you should have tried not being black

Havertz is better than Gyokeres lmao.

sesko makes lukaku look like he has a good touch

what an absolute fucking slurper

>visit Rwanda
no

Stoke with some cash

martin tayyip erdogan

Wasnt that a pen?
>>150286899
K

ERA ROJA

>>150286988
kek

HOW IS THAT A FOUL
THE GAME IS SO SOFT NOW

>>150286988
as it should be, we're the protagonists of football

>>150286994
>>150287003
Good lads

>United still shit
>Arsenal still an expensive Stoke

Nothing has changed

>>150287005
hang on...
ARE THOSE????.....

LEAVE THE LEAGUE TO ME.

united might lose if they don't score in the next 3 minutes

embarrassing sport

>>150287005
AIIIEEEEE THE SPONSORS

CAM ON NGUBU

>These 2 teams combined payed hundreds of millions of dollars for transfers this past window
>Both play absolutel dog shit
Yeah this is gonna be a 2 way race between Liverpool and City

city win the league again zzzzzzzz

>>150287056
I think its Citehs year, Liverpools defense looks shit

uruguay explain yourself

how could you do this to us twice

VAR on holiday still

Terrible game

both teams should be embarrassed by this

i can't see the puck

>>150287065
*Liverpool win the league again

>Starting the season with a slurper loss at home
Same old United then

>>150287085
good reference

MADUECAAAAN'T

>>150287056
Liverpool also paid hundreds of millions of dollars to play like shit, tho.

lucky to walk away with no reds and any points

yanited are absolutely dreadful, unironically hope they get relegated this season

easy win for arsenal honestly

Saka was awful. Gyokeres even worse

>>150287105
easy league win for pep chadiola

FULL TIME

>>150284567
>>150284567
/MUG/ KINO

Good result /mug/bros

another season of zero trophies for arsenal

>>150286127
Kudus, Ekitike and Chirke were good

>>150287124
*easy league win for Arne Slot

MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG

liverpool wont score a goal against this arse team

yanited on next sunday afternoon too

>>150287191
we'll see what PGMOL has to say about that

>>150286994
is this from an adult game or just pictures?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/

>>150286947
Someone who is older than you has had a lot more sex than you.
just learning shit like tongue on pussy stuff. Same thing with women giving head.
There are things you don't know simply because you have the other organ and older people are more inclined to tell you what works and what doesn't because they've had so much more of it.

>>150286979
And yet still better than manure
Get relegated and cry about it.