Thread 150287128

Tim Elliott fight week

>>150287128 (OP)
Why didn’t Khamzat do this

dricus du plessis is the only fighter in history to take khamzat down

Pico is going to outclass Leon Murphy and you're going to forget in about 5 minutes how little you know about MMA.

khamzat lost the story though

PIGLET DOWN

>we will never see this matchup because colbitch is too old and shit and washed
sad

Damn. Terence Stamp got heemed.

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>150287128 (OP)
When is Prates going to fight someone under 35?

0 wmma next week
superior chinese martial arts
starts 3 am est

>>150287226
>bro
he*

>>150287215
khamzat unironically would've destroyed colbitch's bussy

Excellence. Skill. Precision. Supermajority.

Pico.

>>150287226
Neal is 34

Finland

I thought guillotines were a meme sub

>>150287215
Fluffy is a better version of Colbussy

>>150287305
Guillotines are a great sub. The meme is Dustin Poirier's shitty guillotine. The submission works when other people do it.

>>150287283
Bro been false flaggin as an 'usman fan' since yesterday. your images dont even got named or anything, u can tell ur downloading them right now just to post

Levels.

Is meerschaerts entire existence a humiliation ritual?

>>150287336
Nope, Guru says guillotines don't work in elite MMA

>>150287283
The Khamzat fight unironically does more for Usman's legacy than any of his title defences

>>150287283
People forget man, Usdaddy OINKED many pink piglets

>>150287229
Johnny "The Can" Walker vs a literal who is above T-City vs Aljo (fight of the year)? Paramount actually paid money for a company this stupid?

How does Poolal fare against the Gourmet Chenchen?

Before you speak remember that Khamzat’s hardest fights were against welterweight grapplers

>>150287316
early stoppage

>>150287389
Kek another 10-8 round

>>150287389
Lmao

>>150287283
wrong
he didnt beat khamzat, all he did was weather the 1st round storm and showcase his horrendous striking. how was this shitter ever champion

Post the fucking thumbnail sneed stop being a dick

>>150287389
boo'ed in his own city award

The problem is using a guillotine as a defense against an offensive grappler. It's the first thing they're looking for and they probably are really good at defending it. Best to just work on getting up and creating space.

>>150287467
we scalp people who make cuckold posts here

>>150287151
Khabib was a psycho who would willingly stand up out if position to land shots and then some how repass the guard after
With that said Khamzat really could have started to post and land elbows from the crucifix

say what you want about dricus, his gf is so hot

>>150287493
She's really not b

None of these rounds are 10-8s and if you think otherwise you are mentally ill.

khamzat admitted in the post fight press conference that the reason he got clowned on in the 5th is because he was actually trying to get a finish

>>150287467
>dis nog net die begin

>>150287151
there's levels to this game. khamzat is not the same brazza as khabib

>>150287438
He oinked all the piggy white chuds and made ya clitty cage leak

>>150287507
King Pig says otherwise.

>>150287490
Iliabros we must hide

>>150287514
When he got peached the fuck out by Burns he had an excuse too.

>>150287442
Don't neg me Finland.

>>150287541
This is the Heem consensus

Will Khamzat back Arman or Ilia when they fight
They're both his friends

>>150287549
I apologize

>>150287546
ilia's wife is ugly nobody in their right mind would want a piece of that
try harder

>>150287576
He'll probably keep quiet in the buildup to their fight. Just like how Ilia was quiet in the lead up to this fight since he's friends with Khamzat and Dricus

>>150287506
prove it

There are people reading this post RIGHT NOW who have never trained a martial art in their lives. They watch mma and simply have no idea what fighting feels like, even remotely. They have no reference to what being in a clinch feels like, or getting kicked in the ribs, or holding down an unwilling opponent. They stare at the screen with glassy eyes and a faint smile occasionally saying things like "come on, give him a punch!" and "what a knockout!" and that's the limit of their experience.

>>150287592
I stole about 140 dollars worth of groceries from Walmart yesterday

>6.6B dollar promotion
>can't organize a PPV in September
why

>>150287521
im black and my favorite fighter is colby covington. i bet you feel really stupid now.

>>150287608
I definitely would
>>150287612
nothin wrong with that

Woke up this morning and realized it’s even more cringy and embarrassing today than last night for DDP. Possible suicide eminent? I was out with some friends at a bar and literally saw every white women in there with a whiteboi look at him in disgust and shame after Dricus got dominated. Some even left with some random Arabic men at the end of the night. The whitebois were too scared to stand up for themselves; they understood what happened to Dricus was a warning of what’s to come. I think we’re watching the end of an era for white people. All that’s left is cuckspinall the Brit getting heemed by the first Muslim who bulks a little bit if Gane himself doesn’t smash him which is very possible

>>150287612
MMA knowledge limited.com

Hes fine

There are currently no black ufc champions

>>150287612
I say that and look like that

.

>>150287676
now that the dust has settled, how would khamzat vs prime jizzy go? i got khamzat by sub

I thought DDP had this sub

Just unsubbed from Guru. Rewatched his reaction to the main event while eating like I usually do and he started spewing racist anti-Palestine shit because Khamzat was dominating. Fucking disgusting

>>150287612
>There are people reading this post RIGHT NOW who have never trained a martial art in their lives.
There are fighters in the UFC who look like they have never trained a martial art in their lives. Like Aaron Pico.

>>150287694
What a heem.

>>150287294
this woman left him the moment he got turned into a vegetable I fear
>THERE'S A NEW ASPINALL IN TOWN!

Khamzat proved that brazza wrestling works better on heavier opponents, doesn’t bode well for JDM

>>150287721
I subbed to him for his tirade on muslims

The Caucaus rules this game

>>150287612
Yeah so? Those people aren’t retarded.

Training martial arts is unironically what insecure bullied retards do. Chad just plays football and coasts through life with success in actually popular sports. If you have a functioning brain you spend your time studying language, science, philosophy, business, finance, you learn an instrument and become a high IQ efficient person who becomes monetarily and socially successful without ever having to get a staph infection from his weekly homo humping sessions with some literally retarded faggots, before then racking up his CTE brain damage quota for the day. Doing this shit makes you inferior to the average person who’s smart enough to at least not waste his time on this shit, and it’ll look extra retarded when you try to look like a heckin “badass” irl only to get stabbed in the neck or shot to death by some scrawny guy

>>150287694
when this happened I thought to myself yes finally his cartoon powers activated I hoped Khamzat had shattered his SPINE ZONE but instead Dricus went for a one arm guillotine like a tard and got taken down again

>>150287767
2 indians

>>150287151
People are comparing Khamzat to GSP but GSP smashed his way through guards like Khabib did. GSP was so suffocating because he’d methodically pass your guard, from closed, half, to mount, all while hitting you, and he wasn’t afraid to open up and hit hard because if you recovered your guard, he’d just start passing again and repeat the process. He’d let you recover guard just so he could smash your face for a bit while you did it, then pass again, and let you do it again. GSP was very repetitive but not boring IMO, his system was just a consistent loop he ran through over and over.
Khamzat would be much more exciting if he applied that system, because he can clearly just recover dominant position if he loses it, so he shouldn’t worry about losing it from delivering brutal GNP

>>150287782
We turn our monitors on here

It's not that Dagestanis are that much better than everyone at wrestling. It's the fact that Muslims have an average I.Q of 70, and will foam at the mouth, cheer and fire their AKs in the street at any Muslim victory, no matter how boring, uninspired and far removed from real violence.

An American fighter simply will not develop a following by crotchsniffing to a decision every fight. That's why good American wrestlers (close to the Russians on the Olympic level) have historically become strikes in MMA. Chuck Liddell, Just Gaethje, even Pico last night got himself heemed instead of just shooting for the legs every 10 seconds.

There are probably dozens of American fighters who could dominate with boring wrestling if they devoted all their training to that gameplan, but the White mind is not desperate for a superiority display at the cost of spectacle and aesthetics. That's why boring fighters like Colby and Strickland need to have over-the-top, cartoony personality (something an 70 I.Q Dagestani could never manage) just to have some audience.

The Irish love McGregor because he was a heemer in his prime. They don't care for Ian Gary because he's a point fighter. Usman was not a big draw, because even niggers have more dignity than some third world Paki sitting in a hut and drooling to see White "Timmies" get peppered with insignificant knuckle taps from crucifix.

The path to success just isn't the same for fighters who don't have the Third World sucking their dick just for being in the top 15.

>>150287616
Nice b how did you do it, grab and run or subtle stroll?

If i cared about MMA, i would be a problem.

I, just like many other mma fans, am very unimpressed by chimaev's performance and he should lose sleep over this.

>>150287795
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755451866768234.mp4

>>150287816
But no one cares about you

swede's got a point tho, yall niggas know if you try to talk to girls about your hobby of watching mma their pussies shrivel up, but if you talk to them about training mma suddenly it becomes interesting

>>150287804
A dutchman exposed an all american wrestler though, Netherlands have no wrestling, just kickboxing

>>150287837
dont refer to yourself in 3rd person

>>150287822
brutal

>>150287833
kek, this surely isn't about jailton, who got fraud checked by blaydes

>>150287836
If only someone cared.

>>150287837
I would tell her wmma fucking sucks once she seems interested then heem her

>>150287859
huh?

>>150287878
It’s a lonely world. Protect yourself at all times.

what khamzat did was no different from running away

DDP landed the more damaging blows

>>150287831
What did he mean by this?

>>150287900
Du Piggy blew on his Zatdaddy’s thang I fear

you guys notice how when fighters like pereira have boring performances where they happen to win nobody acts like the rules of the sport have to be changed because of it

>If he doesn’t want to have someone lie on him for 25 minutes, then he should stop him from doing that

Do you agree with Rogaine’s philosophy he spouts every time someone’s getting jocks sniffed?

You guys ever notice I'm a faggot?

dricus did nothing the entire fight. i'm more mad at dricus than i am at khamzat

Yeah I’m an mma fan I love watching 2 guys jump each other for 25 minutes

>>150287926
>when fighters like pereira have boring performances
hasnt happened

>>150287962
pereira vs jan was boring
if the same result happened with dricus on top instead everybody would be praising what a warrior he is

The Smile Killer Ziam

Jump?

>>150287933
I think someone should squish rogan's bald head with a sledgehammer

i finally understand the divine purpose of this loss. it's to shake the fake ones off the dricus train before the final run.

>>150287933
Face it. Everyone who knows what they’re talking about and isn’t a beta Timmy agrees. Like Demetrius Johnson said, if you don’t like it, if it’s “boring”: turn. It. Off.

>>150287971
>pereira vs jan was boring
not really

If you don't want them in your country simply kill. them.

>>150287994
good counter argument

>>150287920
insane posting pakibong. you need to go get topped on grindr

>>150287994
it was terrible, shitty single shot striking from gassed sweaty bums

There are people reading this post RIGHT NOW who have never trained a martial art in their lives. They watch mma and simply have no idea what fighting feels like, even remotely. They have no reference to what being in a clinch feels like, or getting kicked in the ribs, or holding down an unwilling opponent. They stare at the screen with glassy eyes and a faint smile occasionally saying things like "come on, give him a punch!" and "what a knockout!" and that's the limit of their experience.

> I KEEL ERREYBODY
>But not with gnp because I might lose position!
>And not with submissions because I might get swept!
>And not with striking because I might get knocked out..
>*Doesn't say anything about Palestine like a Jew slave he is*

Dricus simply didn't have the skill to deal with the wrestling, but Khamzat didn't have the HEART to try to finish because he was SCARED, despite having a clear advantage.

If that's not a BITCH then I don't know what is!

>>150287933
Sweet joe would have no issue with being held down for 25 mins

do you think khamzat will actually fight in October? against who? costa? strickland?

dricus had 0 good wins. washed up adesanya and rob are not good wins.

>>150288025
arguments with 0 sustenance dont require long-winded rebuttals
>>150288039
no it wasnt

>>150288056
Great post.

what the fuck has he done to his neck

>>150288061
He is a bitch. He stopped regular fighting as soon as he became famous on /heem/.

>>150288065
This. He also lost against Stricksissy and got handed a fluke decision their first fight. What an embarrassment for yt timmies

Spitting in a Thai ladyboys asshole

>>150288082
Yup Gane kills that faggot

>>150288056
/heem/ consensus right here

>>150288061
Why would either of those bums get an immediate title shot

Khamzat would not have had such an easy time if Belal didn't give him the green light. Oblock got in ddps head

>>150288061
He should fight Costa, Strickland and Adesanya one after another in one evening (in this order)

>>150288079
onus of proof is on you if you disagree with me, i already backed up my initial claim

there's simply no way Khamzat can hold Dricus down he's fucking Looney Tunes bro

>>150288065
all this means is that khamzat has 0 good wins (dricus is not a good win) and his title winning performance has people leaving the stadium as early as round 3 and the people who didnt leave were lulled to sleep

White boy mma is coming to an end. JDM is fucked. Leon Murphy will hospitalise Volk. I'm shaking

The rematch..

why was dricus wearing a strap around his left arm before he entered the cage?

>>150288065
He was a transitional champ who cleaned out the old shitters like the Chris, relying too much on his athleticism so got done bad when he fought a young man who was on par with him for strength

What is the furthest era into UFC that Peak Mighty Mouse could beat fighters outside of his weight class? He’d melt everyone from UFC 1. He’d stop being able to beat the heaviest guys around UFC 10 or so, where they’re actually skilled like Coleman and Frye. He’d be able to hang in Lightweight for a while, until Blowjob Penis came along, but he’d zero diff Jens Pulver and Din Thomas. UFC wasn’t a real sport until GSP era really and even then his competition was brawlers, not other complete fighters.

>>150288090
I don't like it when my saliva and schaub mix the foamy texture is kinda gross

>>150288091
ngl im quite jealous of the fat guy on the left

Rumor has it that Vasti Spiller was seen walking funny after leaving O Block at 11am, missing one shoe but a smile on her face

cormier is filled with mcdonalds and the dread of dreams unrealized

>>150288133
With du Bussy on the prelims? Yeah I guess

yeah run from me little bitch

>>150288148
Plinio b his name is Plinio

>>150288122
no no anon you have to prove the fight was boring with quantifiable evidence, until then, enjoy running into a brick wall

credible reports that dricus had a broken left arm and a screwed up weight cut and he was poisoned

>>150288056
Facts. If you have the overwhelming skill advantage where you can just hold someone in place like a schoolyard bully, the onus is on you to make the fight exciting. Dricus literally fucking can’t do anything, you can.

>>150288128
My God, 'po little Volkadoneski after these two meet. He's going to need all of his daughters to carry his comatose ass to his favorite bug brick smashing grill from then on

Darren Till walked so Khamzat could run

>>150288168
word on the street he had staph as well

>>150288167
yup now pretend you were baiting the whole time midwit

>>150288168
I heard his head coach had just died too

>>150288151
How many times did you have to get cucked and anally gaped before you began projecting these bizarre fantasies onto people who aren’t mentally ill like yourself?

>>150288184
this post doesnt contain any evidence anon

>>150288178
Till won the story after all

>>150288192
what causes this, legit question. Why would somebody be a cuck or have cuck fantasies?

>>150288200
um i don't need to provide evidence when i'm the one that has to prove your evidence wrong

South Africa is essentially what would happen if O Block was an entire country f 60 million people

>>150288166
i dont like him enough to know his name. in fact, i couldnt care less

Chimaev never fought a Chinese Master

>>150288126
everybody at middleweight lost the story. it is a bum division

>>150288219
he ragdolled jingaling tho

this idea that cumshot will just run through the rest of the division is crazy. dricus was taken down by mono striker bobby knuckles, there are many with better tdd left in the division

>>150288215
if you make a claim, it's your burden to prove it, not mine to disprove
chop chop

>>150288192
This pig’s boilin!

>>150288214
Turn your monitor on.

>>150288231
Not a Master

>>150288204
His rape was avenged. Khamzat made his boyfriend’s abuser suffer the same fate. All is well.

The last hope of the White Race.

You think Kadyrov will use lube next time as a reward for Khamzat becoming champ?

>>150288237
It doesn’t matter what race you are; fantasizing made up cuckold scenarios and proceeding to elucidate to others is straight up mental corruption, evidence of being victim of past rape and sexual abusive

170 is where the real threats are at. cumshot ran away and took the easy way out

>>150288238
kek, enjoy your cuck life m8

>>150288192
O-Block spitroasted that piggy I'm afraid.

for real though, only the left arm?

I wish a good retirement to the one who made me love this sport!

>Brazza wrestling doesn’t work on bigger men these weight bullies are scared of guys their own size!

1 year later

>Khamzat/Islam ran away from 170/185, they’re scared of lighter man skill!

You have to admit, Dricus did do what he promised

Just got some top from this stripper bitch, she from Kankakee (she from Kankakee)
Just bought a Glock with a ruler clip, boy, don't play with me (ay boy, don't play with me)
This bitch a ho, met her at the store, you know how it go (huh, what? You know how it go)
She wanna smoke, so I bought some dope and took her to the O (and took her to the O)

Cant be the only one here that thoroughly enjoyed the DDP chima fight

>>150288274
I ain’t your mirror nigga

>>150288262
>It doesn't m-ACK!

FUCK YOU PIGGY!

>>150288299
you can't convince me pisslam isn't scared of topuria. he knows he has a high chance of getting heem'd if he goes back to 155.

>>150288248
>grappling good enough to not get insta subbed and will force Zatty to strike to conserve gas
>dutch kickboxing can sap the gas with rips to the body

RDR will prove ONE supremacy once again like he did against Bo Nigger

Dricus didn't take any chances, he just gave up

>>150288285
gooner bondage ahh

>>150288082
See he is doing too now, someone needs to tell him to knock it off

>>150288322
khamzat*

/box/ won

>>150288322
this
when he exploded he got up easily
he lost because he didnt believe in himself

Custody of Rush Holloway has been given to Stake.com

>>150288320
Terrified Topiglet should beat someone under 35 if he wants to earning a spunking from his Slamdaddy

>>150288320
Clitia Topiglet is afraid of Arman.

>>150288299
Ilia is literally the biggest fight for his legacy he could have. Jack Delly and a paper belt does less for him than does taking Ilia’s belt and undefeated run.

>>150288353
Very convenient excuse for him to dodge the JDM BWC

>>150288353
You absolute mong DDP fight is much harder than fighting the tapturo

Legend says Kadyrov has a razor attached to his glans.
That explains Cumshot Slurpaev's lip

>>150288353
Niggas Talmbout paper belts like Topiglet didn’t win xer chastity belt off the corpse of Shartles

JDM*

i fucking hate brazzas so much you don't even know

>>150288395
Chills

>>150288383
Good post bradda

why did islam relinquish his belt if hes not gonna fight jdm
jdm and brady are in fight camp btw

>>150288376
BWC was confirmed to be a myth when Du Piggy got xer tiny clitty flicked in chicongo

what was going through her head?

greatest there ever was
greatest there ever will be

>>150288417
thinking about my MWC

>>150288415
all this means is khamzat's bwc is larger
>inb4 khamzat isnt white
his dick is

>>150288406
Can’t wait to see shart Brady in the world famous UFC Apex

imagine if fat people didn't stuff their faces and drink pepsi all day

>>150288432
I’ll default to your expertise on Muslim penis

Imagine if we cared.

>>150288415
>a myth

That’s not what your momma said when I was piping her down last night. She was ascreechin’ about how she was getting torn in twain, prayin to Allah and shit like “please give me the strength to take this A-AlaaaAAAAHHHHH!” Came all over the hijab. ‘Twas mint, indeed

HEEMinder: mountain fighters are the strongest men in the world.

Unironically why are ONE fighters so good while Bellator fighters are laughing stocks

RDR wasnt even top of the pile in ONE either, imagine how much damage that big Russian motherfucker who pummeled him into a fucking paste would do in the UFC

>>150288456
many of them are castrated due to botched circumcision
there is currently 0 proof that khamzat has a functioning penile

>>150288480
Oinked!

>>150288470
Reug Reug poses a PRAWBLEM for Aspinall

>>150288468
>brazzas now trying to claim Chadia

literally jeet tier with their WE WUZ, they did the same with Marty Usman when he was champ

>>150288274
Don't engage Nordbro

>>150288475
>his penis is white
>what I meant is he’s castrated
Interesting

>>150288290
cute

>>150288500
Who's the skirt

"star" "new mcgregor" pound for pound #1 fighter vs actual organic star

>>150288468
georgians hate anything affiliated with russia
they hate muslims too
very stupid to categorize them together

UFC PPV is dead and we helped kill it.

Nah fuck that!

>>150288508
i said white you said muslim
muslims are known for being eunuchs
whites are known for being yuge

>>150288518
Chills. Zatdaddy is a mega-star

>>150288437
It's really not out fault

>>150288480
Yikes, no more clever words. You really didn’t like being confronted with the reality of your mother’s halal pussy getting torn up by a fat BWC huh? Now what would Mohammed do… try to post more on the internet I’m sure. Sad!

>>150288470
you tell me b, its indeed an intresting point

RDR deleted Reddit Rob’s gas tank, maybe being a frame bully knee spammer is really the way to solve Chenchen.

@Grok send a coordinated airstrike to endeavor group HQ

>>150288543
>>150288536
Big borz cock mindbroke these lil piggies I fear

>>150288551
whittaker just had a bad gameplan

>>150288560
the white wolf penetrated your dome nigga

so many good muslim fighters. feels great to be a believer in allah.

>>150288480
This piggy tiny clitty got BRICKED up...

It's striking how it looked like Khamzat was literally rapeing ddp because of all the back control and stuff. Grim, really..

Why didn't DDP try the spinning elbow

JDM bros ... this isnt going to happen to us, right?

>>150288518

Spain only 48 million, Muslims over 1 billion

>>150288590
islam isnt known for wet blanketing
people tend to get up at will after being taken down by islam

>>150288518
big ank is the biggest star in this sport

>>150288519
Bullshit, we're bros with Georgians

>>150287389
based beastlal

the mountain rats are a force of evil unlike any other. mma can't survive much longer under these conditions.

i'm so excited for islam vs jdm bros
it's finally a good time to be a ufc fan again

>>150288609
My GOAT

I was bummed while watching how DDP lost bros. It was really hard for me :(

He will save us

>>150288551
RDR was also gone by round 5 though, he took Rob out of the equation along with him and just relied on his size and strength to survive once they were both dead tired, he can’t do that with Khamzat, he’s big and strong too.

>>150288631
Sweetden had a nice spin on the whole disaster

>>150288615
paramount plus is banning Islam as well as Georgia aside from topuria

>>150288610
which one are you then? and where are you from are you the anon from tonight from moscow or are you from mineralne vode or some place down south?

Chillings

>>150288518
Ratlip's pakistani dickriders don't bring any money to the sport

>>150288610
only if you hate yourself

Anybody else been getting bummed constantly since last night? :(

Dad walked in while I was watching the main event now he thinks I'm gay wtf

>>150288650
You're Indian.

Dricus was totally bummed

>>150288518
the actual organic star got his hand raised surrounded by a sea of empty seats kek

Du Pussy was scared to turn his back on the Wolfpac.

>>150288650
The road to russia is literally through georgia

>>150288634
What is he saving us from? I watch MMA to witness greatness. Khamzat is greatness. Why does everyone want these goofy brutes tp stumble and bumble thier ways into championship belts.

>>150288661
>now he thinks
uh.....

The Topiglet Sisters and Guram fluff Zatdaddy's BBC.

>>150288634
The problem is that while he is a decent matchup for Chimaev he probably gets falling piano’d by DDP so he’ll never get to fight Chimaev. I foresee DDP being the new Reddit Rob gatekeeper to Khamzat’s Izzy.

Dricus? No Chama!

How did Chimaev get DDP in a crucifix so many times??

>>150288683
Khamzat is a literal jihadist

>>150288665
based
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755455842092960.mp4

>>150288681
you can take a flight from china to taiwan and vice versa
theyre best friends :)

>>150288599
People seethe at muzzies for having a strong in-group loyalty but there’s no reasons why Christians can’t band behind Christian fighters too

bdstrannies love saying they like grapplers that are actually entertaining and finish people, and now that the most exciting grappler in the promotion is champion they wanna pretend he was never exciting. kek

Dricus got raped playa

khamzat "the beagle" chimaev may bark at you, but don't be fooled, he just wants hugs

Sorry chad but in real life the hideous inbred terrorist gets the girl

>>150288204
pure fucking emotion!

BSD tranny fannys really thought he could beat DDP "Dustin Diamond Poirier" but he got knocked the fuck out!

>>150288610
then why dont you give back abkhazia and south ossetia

Oh dear...

>>150288791
IM AT A 10 RN PLAYA!

wheres my pagan fighters

>>150288773
Girl?

Jon Jones beat the dog shit out of DC

just farted myself to sleep

Benoit drew sarsukaev

Who would win? Khamzat or Bret The Hitman Hart?

>>150288811
Factual

>>150288644
Well obvisously they have problems with Russia but not with Caucasus muslims

>>150288785
We didn't take it from them desu

i politely asked ken shamrock for a blowjob

>>150287804
Also Hendo

Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

Khamzat is like M. Bison

Kody "BSD" Steele

>>150288850
joe pyfer is a warhammer

The Smesh Bros are world champions in their respective arenas of combat. Chills.

dricus was grabbing the fence with this toes. KWAB

>>150288811
Kek, he did fuck that fat nigger up

>>150288868
Sadly Daren Till has overdosed early yesterday morning uk time

Will he be forced to commit sudoku if he goes back to Rizin with 0 ufc wins?

>>150288470
One actually payed their prospects, so they drew in Talent.
Now that One is bleeding money, their top fighters will be the UFC's top fighters, so we will have something actually exciting, rather than just old guard vs shitters.
Like when Strikeforce collapsed and we got the few years when heavyweight was actually good.

>>150287804
Getting knocked out cold is too humiliating for the Caucasian mind, when I think of Lidell I don't think about his wins, I think about how badly he got bodied
Also wrestling is 100 times harder to develop than striking

>>150288810
Why do you have this saved?

How does this image make you feel?

>>150288892
He lost 50gs betting on a zatdaddy sub

>>150288896
Yes Kai should be cut.

its not about how many times your opponent takes you down. its about how many times marc goddard forces your opponent to let you stand back up

I KEEEL EVERYBODY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH brazza let me lay on you and tap you lightly for 24 minutes

>>150288918
My bacon clitty is about to squirt

>>150288918
Makes me proud to support Israel

>>150288922
I don't believe till has 50gs he's have to liquidate blockasset

>>150288918
I like Khabib, don’t really care about Islam, Khamzat is a nigger tier thug and Khabib wisely called him out

DDP needs to take wrestling classes. Never seen a MMA fighter with such inept takedown defense.

In order for Darren Till to pay 10 grand he would have to liquidate blockasset and then come up with ten thousand dollars.

i would just throw khamzat off of me

I unironically think both RDR and Strickland would easily beat Khamzat

>>150288810
She cute

>>150288868
Bandana Powerlevel?

>>150288977
Scientifically impossible, sadly

>500 plus punches
>zero damage
just how pillowfisted is cumshot AIDSmaev

>>150288765
He was exciting, but not tonight.
But this can set a bad precedent. Imagine him pulling this shit every fight, because he knows he doesn't have 5 rounds cardio. Lay and Pray burns less energy than takedowns.

Fight’s over. Move on. We got a solid card this weekend.

>>150288980
RDR would make the grappling competitive in spots, but Strickland would get utterly raped.

if Khamzat was on me I'd ask him about the theory of bungussy and shatter his feeble brain for a TKO (fear)

>>150288918
Hard!!!

Sexy daddies NOM NOM NOM!!!

>>150288810
Even our trans are superior mashallah

man that was his fight to get the belt, imagine how boring he will be if he defends it

I would simply give Khamzat the Schaub Shutdown.

Who met a calf?

smashing that rats inbred skull with a sledgehammer

>>150288082
Gane by ink poisoning

>>150288734
You really are retarded

Du piglet has contracted severe AGP from his 5 round doggystyle daddy dickdown

>>150289064
Factual post.

>>150288811
It was an amazing spectacle

>>150288082
BLACKED it!!!

Wants to look like his sexy BLACK DADDIES!

>Kill all people who commit cruelty to animals
>They're so heckin noble
>YUM YUM I LOVE CHICKEN NUGGIES

>>150288811
Redditfaggots want to pretend it doesnt count kek

Good morning sirs!

Who wins the PFL finals on Friday?

>>150289081
chicken nuggies aren't actually chicken so it's ok to eat them

PLEZ DANA SEN ME MONEY I WAN BACCHA BAZZI WOOOOO

Dirty Diaper Piggy.

we need a rat exterminator in the UFC

Carlos Mencia called Joe a little bitch to his face and he didn't do shit what a pussy

>>150289121
Why do blackies like this pretend brazzas arent white too

Khamzat probably hates niggers even more than DDP because he lives in a country with 0 of them

Stole a new fishing pole, hooks, bullet weights, and barrel swivels from Walmart yesterday

>>150289129
joe's hands and feet are considered lethal weapons bappa, he once knocked an 8 year old out COLD at a Karate Galaxy tournament

>>150289140
Khamzat isn’t a racist shut in incel chud like you

>>150289121
I hate N so much it is unreal.

>>150289112
It's the left over bits of the corpse pushed through a bone extruder and then mixed with filler and water

>>150289140
Chechens are notorious for hunting blacks and arabs in France.

>>150289143
I asked for your technique b did you just rush in and out or did you sneak them out

>>150289100
The Rosta guy fucks Ditcheva so hopefully the even shittier Leon Edwards kills him

>>150289143
That's badass.

>>150289121
khamzat lost all intimidation factor in this fight. now fighters know that even if he gets you in a crucifix he won't be able to do anything with it.

>>150289140
Someone post the webm of the brazzas heeming the pakis who thought they were their brazzas

I knew khamzat could win by decision, in fact that was the most likely way he could have won

>>150289161
you're black

>>150289163
no one asked mate

>>150289121
Oinked!

>>150289165
Khamzat isn't from France. He's not like that.
https://www.tiktok.com/@khamzat.chimaev25/video/7404833430720040197

>>150289167
Card machine broke at the self checkout and nobody was there to help me, so I walked out the door with 140 dollars worth of stupid bullshit.

>>150289197
Kek absolutely based

>>150289185
Fair I just thought it was humours lads got worked over a bit of sauce on a bass.

>>150289184
shush , monkey!

>>150289197
What if you get heemed by the cameras?

uhhh ankbros khamzat just posted this..

I actually like the brazzas. Their brown fans are the problem however. These paks need to realise they are not brazzas and will never be brazzas.

>>150289215
Monitor!!! ON!

>>150289225
I tried to pay, the cameras will show me swipe the card like 20 times buddy

>>150287283
thats my nigga right there

>>150289213
i am vegan the only chicken i want to see eated is from the tomdaddy when he busts the jonbussy

>>150289242
The only acceptable brazza is Khabitch who both strikes and mauls

>>150289235
Magomed would absolutely pressed to the canvas and lightly tapped in the head.

>>150289266
What is my nigga trying to communicate here?

>>150289268
Islam can’t maul and is less strong and durable but he is a better grappler and striker

>>150289250
They can track you off that though if it's registered your card number, I doubt you'll get anything serious though it's some effort on the cops end

So what's the deal with Hawk Tuah coins has the prize normalized by now?

>>150289287
Why is the other one so ESL compared to you? Nigga said eated.

they honestly should let fluffy have a shot at khamzhat if both are willing to fight again soon

>>150289287
who knows your nigga is tired and should turn his monitor off

>>150289300
I've never seen a video with this person

>>150289308
>>150289319
Fakeflag i fear

>>150289300
When is hailey doing a pawn shop or tugjobs debut that's what the people want to know

>>150287776

The night I won my first fight I got my dick sucked by two chicks at the same time. Feels better than graduating college did (fighting I mean, sex is whatever)

well you know Khamzat could always die in a plane crash so there's that

>>150289308
fuck you my english is good i made one small mistake only
>>150289330
Kayfabe nigga ffs

The consensus before the fight was that Khamzat has no cardio

>>150289363
Inshallah he goes the way of Edilov

a tearful Hasbulla throwing flowers onto Khamzat's grave

>>150289369
Din spoke facts. Khamzat didnt even have to sprint in this fight

>>150289316
>fluffy

>>150289316
+1
he's the only guy who i see posing any threat to khamzat

>>150289381
Honestly? Based as fuck, fuck that needy bitch.

DDP was never good. Everyone was right about him on his title run. His insane luck has finally run out and he will never get the belt back.
Chimaev is an boring inbred monkey that should be cut from the UFC.
Fuck middleweight; worst division.

>>150288827
yeah sound about right but i meant which one of those 2 options are you?

>>150289401
Veritable post I'm afraid

>>150289401
If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all

COMPANY MEN!!!
IT'S UP!!!
https://youtu.be/2JlCEYbAeHI
https://youtu.be/2JlCEYbAeHI
https://youtu.be/2JlCEYbAeHI

Bitch don't kill my vibe

>>150289369
he doesnt need it if you let him sit on you

DDP nuthuggers still seething

>>150288850
Winner gets Khamzat

>>150289401
>luck

He could fight Jizzrag and Shittaker a hundred times and win every time.

I am kinda happy Jack slack gets no views now, fuck him he thinks he too good and the patreon shit he has always done was a dumb af move

>>150289369
Still isn't disproven. Lay and pray requires very Lidl cardio

Usman remains a benchmark

Bitch don't kill my vibes

kai assakura

I liked the Alchemist song Ken Da Omar made about Drake the one with the sample

Khamzat has no answers for a Pyfer Bomb. BodyBagz

>>150289439
Prime Izzy humiliates dump Feces

Usman is this era's Johnny Bench

>>150289369
i'm sick of you retards acting like his cardio was tested at all
it's not tiring to lay on top of someone and tap them
he didn't push himself a single time

>>150289482
>it's not tiring to lay on top of someone and tap them
Then why does my girlfriend get so tired?

Prime Rockhold heems Khamzat

>>150289482
that's Dricus's fault

>>150289496
Because of your personality

>>150289482
Copers acted like he had the worst cardio ever and couldn’t sustain any wrestling after 1 round

>>150289526
Just how stupid is Dricus, just knee him in the face.

>>150289526
he did recognize he needed to improve it though, that's why he trained with that coach in the US

>>150287467
She blocked me lmao cuz I was shitting on her man in the comments.

Pizza or tacos for today?

>>150289556
That's not gonna work against Khamzat

>jab
>takedown
gsp did that in 7 25 minute decisions in a row and he is beloved

>>150289573
O-Block spitroasted her.

>>150289482
whou woulda thunk that dricus would spend more energy trying to get up than khamzat would holding him down.

>>150289573
Don’t you have anything better to do? Even shitposting in 4chan is less pathetic.

>>150289573
I'm going to ask her which accounts did she block and then reveal you.

>>150289575
You know what I will tell you

>>150287316
>hasn't landed a decent shot since

>>150289585
We will find out this saturday.

>>150289607
>don't you have anything better to do
Nigga it's Sunday let me have some fun.
>>150289609
Be my guest

>>150289619
This language is so fucking retarded it's unbelievable.

>>150289194
I have relatives in germany that are friends with chechens and they hate everyone who is brown and black en masse including turks

>>150289635
headphones on

>>150289619
What’s “kotipizza-justo”?

>>150289635
It's actually the opposite of retarded

>>150288908
tranny muslims are hiliarious

they were saying boo-lal

>>150289648
A company secret but I assume edam

how i slept knowing the khamzat hype train is dead

>>150289691
This is how bricked up du piglet was bottoming for his Zatdaddy

>>150289691
>driclet sleeping rock hard thinking about the bussy breaking zhatdaddy delivered

EXPOSED

>>150289708
>>150289722
are you guys in a discord call or something
can i join

>it's yet another "muslim with a vaguely russian last name hugs opponent on the ground for 23 minutes with not a single submission attempt, wins" episode
the absolute STATE of this """""""""""""sport"""""""""""""

>IM THE ONE EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE
>has the most boring, least fan friendly style.

>>150289735
The chadcord doesn’t accept Chinese chomos

>>150289756
add me up
private_butz

23 minutes of Dricus squealing like a pig and no warning from Goddard
criminal

>>150289738
>not a single submission attempt
Disagree, he was trying to choke him every chance he got

i really thought the tenth time he kicked his legs in the air with zero technique he was going to get out

We are all brazzas <3

>>150289772
Zatdaddy was edging him for a finish, Godard knew that Piglet’s clitty could squirt at any moment

Shavkat or ian garry steamroll cumshit btw

UFC Paris should be good

Dagestani fighters have no personality. Everything is allahu akhar, brother I am warrior, islam number one.

>>150289796
Factual post.

khamzat only moved to uae becoz they serve alcohol

/heem/ is a Muslim general. People of the book (Christians and Jews) are permitted to participate provided they pay the jizya and obey the laws. Atheists, pagans, hindus, buddhists, and all others who follow deviant belief systems must repent and accept Islam or be beheaded.

-By The Decree Of His Excellency And Humble Servant of Allah, Sultan Dustallah Al-Porierawi, King of /heem/ And Defender Of The Faith

I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it.

>>150289810
Boobakar has bantz

>>150289831
can i post an ai generated image of muhammad and allah anally reprimanding usman nurmagomedov for abusing steroids

>>150289835
He's going to murder the retard's dad isn't he and the bongs will blame jones

>>150289843
Is he the “let’s linger in the shores of the Indian Ocean” guy?

Petey Pablo

Haven't been watching lately, who the fuck is fluffy

gamrot

>>150289889
>>150289889
>>150289889

>>150289874
The charismatic enigma himself he also hit Gooby after the kvassbib fight

Take off your sunglasses khabib

>>150289886
He’s DDP but chicano instead of afriggan.

Shan’t be using that early, trash, shit thread.

What were Dricus and his faggot coach smiling about at the end of the first round?

>>150289940
Dricus said something like he was weak or couldn't even feel him, then went out and got taken down another 12 times

>>150288610
You're about as much of a brother of the Georgians as I am to Mexicans or Canadians.

>>150289738
kek, at least you have pantoja, charles just got slept by ilia, lost against arman and subd by islam kek.