Thread 150287202

Monday 18 August
20:00 Leeds United v Everton (Sky Sports)

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see you next week

>>150287202 (OP)
*waddles into the thread*

>Told /epl/+/trans/ multiple times that this would be the big flop season
>They didn't listen

>gyokeres
>sesko
both frauds

Dominated by Man United...

Why the FUCK are we playing like Stoke??

>Ruben Amorim suffered his 15th defeat in his 28th Premier League game as Manchester United manager (W7 D6).

>This is the fastest a manager has reached 15 defeats in the competition, without taking charge of a newly promoted team in that period, since Paul Hart with Portsmouth in 2009.

That's Portsmouth when they almost went bust.

>SHITSCO
>MBUMBOY
>CAN'T FIND YA

>people genuinely thought United would get anywhere this season

Just like I said the other day, they got a new coach in with an "exciting" style of play, all just to buy Prem proven goalscorers and setup like Ole to play on the counter. Put Maguire up the front for the last 10 minutes to try get a jammy goal.

>>150287431
they were better than terrorist fc today

>>150287403
Hahaha wtf arsenal are shit

28 now

>>150287403
Imagine deciding to play like this against the worst Man United team since the late 70s.

>>150287470
0 (zero) big chances

>>150287202 (OP)
I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover
Whippin' work, hallelujah

scammed by Portugal again

awful weekend for the homeless

>>150287534
they were the better team

Told you he was shite

Guarantee you Mbuemo and Sesko would’ve scored if they’d signed for Newcastle instead, Manure instantly sucks the talent out of players.

>>150287528
look at Arse's record at Old Trafford in the last decade and you'll get why they always shut up shop in the last few seasons

???

>>150287639
In that case Arteta clearly has PTSD. They're absolute fucking shite who have been turned over by far worse teams on a regular basis.

TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS

>£200m on forwards
>Pumping hopeful balls to Maguire
/mug/chads, this will be another beautiful season

So the title is between City and Liverpool then, huh?

>>150287639
they play like that against everyone though

>>150287645
he got no service

BECAUSE ZUBIMENDI IS SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

All jokes aside, Man United have massively improved over the summer. A decent goalkeeper and maybe a midfielder comes in and I can see them getting 5th easy.

>>150287687
>astronaut_meme.jpg

>>150287202 (OP)
who was more shit, arsenal or utd?

>>150287687
The more things change, the more things stay the same

>>150287713
>>150287726
Mr. Bones, I want off this wild ride

>>150287719
Arsenal by far. Memenited win that game 9/10.

>>150287695
>reject Portuguese fraud
>appoint Spanish fraud
>sack him and appoint an English fraud
>lose 3-0 on the opening day of the season to a club who had been in League One more recently than the Premier League
You are now aware you will be seeing this stadium in the second tier next season as David Prutton, Jobi McAnuff and Michail Antonio try to hype up West Ham versus Preston on Sky Sports.

>>150287621
don't besmirch the good name of voronin by comparing him to that shitter

>>150287786
A 0-0 draw is not winning

>>150287687
TenHagbros... I thought era comes to an end...

>>150287719
Yes

Good to see the new man utd signings already playing like dyspraxic retards in the final third

ekitike scores on debut
gyokeres doesnt
sesko doesnt

really makes you think.

>>150287813
>implying Raya stops all 9 shots on target

>>150287827
>nobody cared who I was, until I put on the mask

mad how Arsenal have free reign to foul whoever they want at set pieces

>>150287849
>gets service
>gets no service
>gets no service

it does

>>150287534
Was Mbeumo's header not considered a big chance? Forced Raya into a good save. If that was not a good chance what the fuck is even a good chance?

>>150287849
Ekitike plays in an already good team.
Gyokeres should be doing more because hes 27.
Sesko is 21 in a team that needs massive work.

>>150287849
>Liverpool get given the lifeless remains of Bournemouth at Anfield as their first game
>City get given relegation-tier wolves

really makes you think

That was a penalty on Cunha btw. Saying that as a Brighton fan.

>>150287638
Unironically agree. I watched the match yesterday and Newcastle's biggest problem was not having a striker. Sesko at the very least would have scored.

>>150287899
>That was a penalty on Cunha btw
Lol. Lmao. Lel.

>>150287849
>Arsenal & United weren't in for Ekitike
>Liverpool weren't in for either Gyokeres or Sesko
Found that funny

>>150287899
Agree but Arselel always get the ref.

Gyokeres looked absolutely dire out there today. I thought he was supposed to be elite?

>>150287719
Arsenal's midfield got bullied by Casemiro+Bruno somehow but their defense easily shut out all of United's attack. I say United were worse due to how pathetic their chance creations were. Amorim is still clueless against low block team which are like 80% of the league.

>>150287949
*Portuguese League elite

>>150287949
>scored goals in Portugal
just give him the balloon door already

>>150287924
>Liverpool weren't in for either Gyokeres or Sesko
From Liverpool FC's official site, btw.

>>150287957
I thought United had a few good chances and were unlucky not to score. Off the top of my head there was Dorgu hitting the post and Mbeumo header towards the lower corner. Meanwhile I can't even remember Arsenal having a clean look aside from the corner they scored.

>>150287786
No because 9/10 times you'd have Onana in goal and he'd concede too

>>150287957
>Arsenal's midfield got bullied by Casemiro+Bruno somehow
Might be because they're playing at OT.

>>150288001
Cope my nigga. Banana is injured.

>>150287988
Dodged a bullet right here.

>>150287924
Liverpool made an enquiry about Gyokeres and United made an enquiry about Ekitike though

>>150287988
>liverpool baited arsenal into signing gyokeres
another michael edwards masterclass

>>150288018
Alright, 10/10 times you'd have Bayindir in goal and he'd concede

>>150287949

his trademarked goal celebration fooled everyone

>>150287949
everyone knew he was a portugese league fraud

>>150287988
>>150288036
Must have missed those, my bad

Anonymount played today btw

so how long until the manure customers turn on young tesco like they did hojlund

>>150287893
>Arsenal get to play some trickier games while theyre stil only playing 1 game a week

>>150287858
Big Dyche for England manager
>>150287867
>tf
>tp

>>150288121
>NO SEE THE OFFICIAL LIVERPOOL SITE REPORTING THAT WE ARE LOOKING AT GYOKERES IS LYING!
LMAO FUCKING COPE.

>>150288121
Why would they even so that?

I’m just happy the epl is back

>>150288155
its literally just a paper talk section that they've had for 20 years

>>150288121
by your logic you could claim every single player from zubimendi to caicedo weren't wanted by liverpool because they didn't sign.

what, the media says they were? no no no that's just the media.

doubly weird the official LFC website puts that on their website if they're totally not interested. why bother at all?

Mbeumo is quality

>Statement
Liverpool weren't in for Gyokeres
>Proof
Articles, including from LFC.com showing that yes they were
>Cope
NOOOOO THE MEDIA IT'S THE MEDIA JUST PAPER TALK JUST THE MEDIA NOOOOO

Shitizen on the ropes. This is the shirt gambling logo all over again, can't admit being wrong, clueless about football.

>>150288181
The way he took his goal was exceptional

>>150288181
Quality heavy weight

For real though, what the fuck happened to Ugarte?

Another season of shitposting then?

>>150288181
Quality Street.

Man United look way better than last season

>>150288181
He isn't in the Sumo ring though

>>150288220
hes always been shit, Luis Enrique told him to fuck off after 4 months and customer mongs ignored it and celebrated signing him anyway

That will be the most spirited effort united will put in this season. They still couldn't lay a glove on a 1/10 arsenal.

>>150287555
>This is going to be the peak of United's season
SO GRIM

>>150288304
Every time a united player was touched they'd go down.

>>150288317
Only way Arselel could stop them at times
They look a lot worse compared to last season, what gives?

>>150288303
kek

KEK

>>150288317
And every time a United player went down the referee blew his whistle (except inside the penalty area).

>>150288337
>They look a lot worse compared to last season

they looked like shit last year too

Raya could have been sent off also. Very snide little runt.

simon hooper is a fat fuck that shouldn't be anywhere near a football pitch.

>>150287555
>15th
>Negative GD
It's like we never left bros

Man United makes /sp/ seethe so hard. I have friends who are Liverpool season ticket holders who said Man United was the better team today.

>>150288129
>momentum doesn't exist

>>150288396
name those friends.

>>150288303
>Value a player at 80 million
>Give him no minutes
???

>>150288396
Everyone is laughing AT Manchester United

>>150288399
>were so unlucky we get to play relegation battlers after every cl week

>mick absolutely seething
It’s the weekend la’, take a break

>>150288396
Ferguson has done irreparable damage to the average spee tranny brain

>Gyokeres
>Madueke
>Sesko
>Mbeumo
>Cunha
All 001 today
Tick Tock

*woddles into the thread*

>>150288396
man united just lost a game at home

>>150288396
Better team lost and they dont like it

I didn't even watch the Chelsea game, any good performances?

>>150287687
Always was

>>150287202 (OP)
is that katie price's son?

eze to west ham. HERE.WE.GO

>>150288616
yeah, the pitch

Actual lol

>>150288616
me neither but palace scored a goal that was disallowed for no reason very suspicious
>>150288628
how do you even know who that is sven

>play Mount at false 9 to force your striker out of the club
>score 0 goals
>lose
Amoyesrim is at the wheel!!!!

at least that arse kit is kino

>>150288651
Isn’t it due to the new rule about being at least a yard away from opposing team’s wall?

>>150288682
yes

>>150288640
Is that Wagner Love? wtf

>>150288659
>play Anonymount
>nothing happens

>>150288677
yeah. just the cannon instead of the full shitty badge, adidas trefoil logo, nice colors
very nice very nice
contrast to uniteds home kit with its weird neck shit going on. would have looked fine i think if the collar was black all the way around but they did this weird half and half thing

>>150288032
souf fc

What's the Dave cope?

>>150288735
Nothing this week. Arselel got away with one.

>>150288735
see
>>150288099

>>150288735
the cope is
>BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT XG THOUGH G?

just spent 300 quid on onlyfans lol

>>150288780
soogsx?

Do you think Man United should've retained Anthony Martial?

>>150288694
>Is that Wagner Love?
No it's Kingston Sweetie

>>150288745
yeah, away with three points :D

Uniteds midfield next season will be Wharton + Baleba because Fernandes is leaving.

Based Amorim putting the media in their place. Made them look like proper cunts.

>>150288806
And they will still spend all pre season talking about how MAN UNITED ARE BACK

So now that United is still shit what's next?

>>150288873
wet spam going down will be kino

Did you. See that. Score. G (Pronounced Jay).

Fuck me, the rap is catchier than when I remember it

>>150287949
>coventry reject
>elite

>>150288974
>reject

>11 years ago
I was underageb& then, listening to this in high school at the gym

Can we all take a moment to acknowledge that Arsenal looked completely shit against a Man United team that finished 15th last season?

Like, they were pinned into their own half. Dominated. As a Liverpool fan I am absolutely licking my lips waiting to play those frauds.

>>150289045
Where's that quote about teams who still win when they play like shit

>>150289058
You think they can play like that against >us and win? Good one. We and Man City will kick the shit out of them.

>>150289045
To win titles you need to get 3 pts when you aren’t at your best, and we did that. Ppl can talk all week long about “utd were the better side” well they can have that, we won the game and 3 PTS is all that matters. Onto Leeds next, COYG

>>150289045
Arsenal really need to improve there passing. If they give it away in the transition like they did today it will be a massacre at Anfield in two weeks.

>>150289070
>that name
lel

>>150288992
Sorry, Brighton reject.

>>150289070
Man United being that much better than you is an awful sign for your season. If their keeper didn't have poppadom hands you would be lucky to get a point.

>>150289108
Correct. Still remember an Anon on here saying how Gyokeres failing to break into Brighton's team wasn't a failure of their transfer strategy.

have we all got to pretend that arsenal didn't massively refball that result?
holds the defender's shirt round his neck and pushes over the goalie while he's going for the ball and the ref is just like play on

>>150289070
i'm not a united customer, but you won't win the title.
it will be the same story as every other year. you will never win anything with a coach so focused on method over drive to succeed.

What every copelet is glossing over is that Stokeball always looks terrible so you will always look better than them when it's deployed. Wow! you look so good when they sit back and let you have the ball huh? I wonder why...

>>150289130
It's clear that he's not suited to the prem tho. Brighton are 100% vindicated.

>>150289196
this is cope.
United simply aren't good enough. That's all there is to it.

>>150289196
Nobody gives a shit. Manure deserve that x100 for all of the shenanigans they pulled during Fergie's reign.

>>150289223
This. It's football terrorism plain and simple

>>150289257
>muh fergie
He has been gone for 12 years

>>150289196
I thought so to. But in the second half Man Utd made that exact same cross and the same block of the goalkeeper but Raya managed to be strong and punch that one away (compared to Bayindir). There was no foul called on that one either.

>>150289196
don't have a keeper that's going to be bullied. See if it's me in net? I'm putting an elbow in an ear and I'm changing the entire tenor of the match

>>150289270
88 years to go then

Got 3 (You)'s for the "copy paste a youtube comment with an Indian name" gimmick. Will keep doing that one then.

You would think that manure fans would realise that's them out of the hunt for top 4 already. Losing at home like that in the opening game is embarrassing.

Abhishek scrambling

>>150289349
had to make sure everyone knew that wasnt your real name eh

VARsenal trying to buy the league already

>>150289364
For me, it's Brentford spending £45 million on Django Unchained from Bournemouth.

I have a lot of gimmicks planned for this season.

>>150289351
Pretty certain very few United fans even thought they were going to contend for Top 7, let alone that fantasy you invented.

Telling that not a single BBC pundit selected a club outside of Arsenal/Liverpool/Chelsea/Man City for the predictions this season: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx27rrrz2nko

In fact the only pundit I can find who actually thought they would get close is Tactics Tim who everyone knows is a colossal retard.

>>150289058
that's for good teams who play shit in a one off performance, not teams who have played shit for the entire previous season

>>150289391
Mad how trannies see this and think "wow arsenal deserved to win"

>>150289414
except you forgot to clear your name field and I can see you've been posting anime for the past 3 days, and suddenly you feel the walls closing in

>>150289391
What's the point of VAR if they miss obvious stuff like this?

>>150289396
At this rate even the Kelleher signing will look disastrous.

>>150289466
The league is desperate for a London title win. They will be helping Arsenal every step of the way.

>>150289466
Reffing's always weird until the refs decide who they need to help into a title race

>Manure Monkeys throwing his feces in every direction trying to deflect from the barrage of "We're wining the league" shouts we've had
Absolute clown

my favorite gimmick is when I rip some braindead YouTube comment straight from the cesspool and paste it here, and one of you mouth-breathing morons takes the bait, earnestly replying like you’re debating Socrates. I just keep yanking your chain, digging deeper into the same video’s comment section, tossing out barely coherent drivel that’s loosely related at best. And you drooling morons keep stumbling along, typing walls of text like you’re solving world hunger. Keep swinging, champs, I’m laughing my ass off

Arsenal will win the league

>>150289488
>>150289499
The only way they can compete with City and Pool.

Having to cheat against Manure is pathetic.

>>150289563
this is where you're wrong, I know you always think you're a step ahead but the anons on this board have my back. None of us are going to waste even one second replying to any of your nonsense, your obvious bait, or your apparent new trolling weapon of ripping YouTube comments. I don't think about you or your posts, I basically don't even see them and this toy don't exist in my world. Can't even be water off a ducks back if he doesn't know there was water to begin with!
>keep swinging champ
trust me I wouldn't waste one second on you, but you can also trust that if I swing I wouldn't miss. Ever had a knuckle sandwich? Long and short of it is you'll be finding your own teeth in your toilet bowl. But I wouldn't give you that kind of satisfaction, I would see your bizarre appearance on a street corner or business meeting and I would blow by you without saying a word. It would kill you

Did anyone of you see that clip of Rooney saying he wish people wouldn’t assume he was uneducated and that he tried to educate himself on black history and religion to get on better with his teammates? Had me absolutely howling

>>150289702
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ceqy017533yo

>The Football Interview is a new series in which the biggest names in sport and entertainment join host Kelly Somers for bold and in-depth conversations about the nation's favourite sport. We'll explore mindset and motivation, and talk about defining moments, career highs and personal reflections. The Football Interview brings you the person behind the player.

Grim

>>150289391
All ball

>>150287899
Twas

>>150289689
You’re trying way too hard, please calm down.

>>150287903
>Chris Wood

>>150287903
If Elanga hadn't been a selfish prick and squared it then Gordon would have scored after 3 minutes, and people would be saying they don't need a striker after all.

Liverpool look vulnerable on the counter

>Amorim: "The most important thing is that we were not boring!"

Shots FIRED at Sharteta!

How is it possible that a midfield of Rice, Zubimendi and Odegaard gets dominated by Penandes and Casemiro? Are they downing tools to force Arteta out?

Fulham clearly missing Tim Ream in their defense

>this paddy meltdown
lmao

Lee Gunner just said Arsenal robbed a win and United should've had 2 penalties

Liverpool customers are worried about arsenal

https://youtube.com/shorts/J7X6n1RiGAE?si=CKto6s4xIDJLam6X&utm_source=MTQxZ
>Goldbrige wears actual spacker glasses with a strap round the back of them so he can run around in his bedroom overreacting to manure losing for money without them falling off
KEK

>PGMOL tried to rob arsenal but couldn't stop the arteta train

wew

15 - Ruben Amorim has now lost 15 of his 28 Premier League games (W7 D6) – this is the fastest a manager has reached 15 defeats in the competition, without taking charge of a newly promoted team in that period, since Paul Hart with Portsmouth in 2009 (27 games). Prolonged.

United looked scarily good today

United lost today.

>Rúben Amorim: “We prove today that we can win any game in the Premier League”.
but they lost

mad how United away is a "tough fixture" when Arsenal scam 3 points there but when Liverpool batter them they "haven't played anyone yet"

>>150290414
Why do these loser clubs love these cute little soundbites? Fatboy Shaw said they could win the league a couple of weeks ago.

>>150290224
kek very epic
now what is goldbridge doing?

>>150290454
Liverpool will face a tougher United than Arsenal did today.

Never ask an arsewog who he supported in the 90s.

>>150290499
why do i recall making this exact post...
am i losing it or is the ugly face of plagiarism making its way to /epl/...
or was that schizo ai bot anon on to something...

I thought /epl/ was full of freaks, but holy fuck reddit still has us beat.

>>150287893
as opposed to arsenal who got given the absolute juggernauts that are 15th place

>>150290534
if you're not using AI tools to help you post (they scrape the archives for posts that did not receive a (You) but caused a recognizable facial reaction in the reader, and then when you log in to post you have several suggested posts auto-populate for you) you're falling behind

all the leafs in /epl/ are jeets

>United played well

The £180m wingers couldn't even get past arsenals 2nd choice fullbacks

>>150290661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FIEVrTdRdI

ekitike is a madman why would pool buy this guy

>>150290891
And resorted to pumping balls to Harry Maguire by the end lel.

>>150290941
still their best idea after all that money
sad

Didn't have Arsenal getting slapped about like a tart in the opening weekend on my bingo card but I'll take it

Why does the Hillsborough disaster stir up so much controversy in England? If I were to make a thread about it there would be so many conflicting views.

>>150291001
Slapped about like a tart 0-1

>>150291099
the extreme TLDR is that people would rather believe lies if it fits their narrative than the truth
and this is usually on both sides

this rat cunthair (kek) is going to fall out of favour with manure supporters very soon

>>150291001
they looked shit and yet manure looked, well manurer
it hasnt been a bad opening weekend

>>150291001
Gave me a good laugh. They are the comedic relief of England. Always 2nd. Bridesmaid FC.

>>150290627
>mcfcindia

United are back in 15th lol you can't make that shit up

Chodegaard is shite

Last digit is where Arsenal finish this season

Some autist is claiming to have gone back through the arsenal game and counted how many times Gyokeres touched his hair as 29
I’ve just looked on FotMob and it’s saying he had 21 touches of the ball
So he literally touched his hair more than he touched the ball

>>150291176
but will they be able to hang into it!

Why are united fans so butthurt?

>>150291199
Which 8 teams finish above them?

>>150291099
For some reason scousers love crying about it but hate it when people bring up Heysel.

>>150291248
1. Man City
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. Aston Villa
5. Man United
6. Tottenham
7. Forest

Any fellow LUFChads here?
It’s been funny watching the lesser teams try their best over the weekend but we’ll show them all how it’s done tomorrow

>>150291246
their new signing has a large butt to allow for a larger surface of hurt
*gestures towards the OP with a wink ;)* >>150287202 (OP)

>>150291287
where the fuck is newcastle?

>>150291301
north east close to scotland

>>150291099
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-56813384

Massive police cover up.

do sandcastle fans really think they have a chance this year?

>>150289276
why is "bullied" different from "fouled"?
i'm just unsure why arsenal have free reign to invent new ways to foul goalkeepers at set pieces while the lawmakers take two years to catch up to it
i refuse to believe anyone finds it's fun watching goals scored from corners where multiple fouls have taken place but we're supposed to just pretend they haven't happened because it's a corner

>>150291503
A chance of staying up maybe

>>150291585
Surprised to see this post from this flag. I thought you guys are all about hard nosed football and left the diving/soft football to the mainland fairies

>>150291585
>i refuse to believe anyone finds it's fun watching goals scored from corners where multiple fouls have taken place
I do when they’re against United

>>150291615
sounds like a typical scouse victim

>>150291585
Stop (((noticing)))

>>150291287
Villa look absolutely dreadful

After the first round of matches (I know Everton and Leeds play tomorrow) have almost concluded, what clubs should be worried?

>West Ham are now willing to sell Lucas Paqueta this summer, according to GiveMeSport.
>The Hammers are hoping to retain the services of the Brazil international, but they would be willing to facilitate his exit if an offer within the region of £60million to £70m.
Are there actually clubs that are stupid enough to offer that kind of money for Paqueta?
I can't believe City nearly got scammed into this two years ago. He's 28 now and now even worth 1/3 that.

>>150291585
I'm convinced the ref was watching bayindir and decided he didn't deserve the call because he was being a complete fucking pussy about it. He didn't even attempt to push back

>>150291720
Arsenal, Newcastle, Brentford and everyone who finished 13th or below last season

>>150291720
west ham, burnley
wolves arguably it depends how "back" city are for how serious you take that loss
probably brentford but havent seen the highlights yet

>>150291747
I think the case hanging over him definitely contributed to him playing like shit

>>150291246
They actually believed they were back
Back in 15th

>>150291858
Mate he wasn't even close to a 70m player before the case.

match of the day starting

>>150291922
>1030 in the evening
are they making sure all the missus' are gone to bed or something?

>>150291246
Because Isak is leaving

I’m so happy footy is back

>>150291922
Shite matches today not worth watching tbqh
>>150292077
Same americanon same

So now that the teams that will be fighting for relegation this season have been decided, who we backing to stay up/go down?

>>150292185
Add Leeds to the bunch.

>>150292274
Huh what you mean friend? Leeds haven’t lost a game yet unlike all these loser teams

>>150292185
>man utd went from overpaying for unproven young dross with little resale value to overpaying for midtable 26 year old dross that have no hope of ever becoming good enough to start for the champions of england
Unironically it has never been more over,

>>150292039
dab squad at united were pure sovl
we didn't know how good we had it

>>150292185
i feel like every year i think "oh one of X clubs is doomed" x clubs being one of the non-newly promoted sides and they always prove me wrong
this year those 3 are probably west ham wolves and brentford. i would have added bournemouth because they sold their entire defense it feels like but they looked good against liverpool they'll be fine
realistically the promoted 3 will go right back down but something about west ham giving me bad vibes for their survival chances, but idk if i see one of the promoted 3 knicking a spot

>>150292442
Why is it your business where he wants to put his dick? It’s nothing to do with you

>>150292467
you being sexually assaulted as a child was a bad thing, you don't need to be defending it. you should speak to a therapist

>>150292442
You may be memeing but those lads dream about winning titles and becoming the best of the world they are bold andwhile their potential may be good or shit a single hit can change the club trajectory single handly just look like barcelona and Yamal, Mbeumo and Cunha are too old to believe things like that and they knew they will never be champions when they were signing for a rebuilding UTD that finished 15th.

This is the true death of UTD as a big club.

chelsea looked awful for a home match
the cwc debuff looks to be playing out

>>150292659
It’s time to accept that this current palace team are actually very good especially in big games

Anybody else feel just awful for poor Brentford today? You could see how much they missed Wissa, and how Keith Andrews' preperations have been scuppered by those disgusting bullies Newcastle unsettling him. If they want him so bad they should pay the money and that greedy bastard should just go.

>>150292675
They will be STRIPPED before the window shuts

>>150292675
ive only seen the highlights but it looks like a right slurper and more a case of chelsea being bad
but if you watched the whole thing and think otherwise im not going to argue

i hate howe so much

stupid english prick

send him back to league one

>>150292709
>argues
>ends his post with “but I’m not going to argue”
What did he mean by this?

>>150292709
Chelsea line up was shit, Caicedo and Enzo doesn't work in a 2 man midfield and Palmer isnt a no 10

>>150292908
is this why the pl is becoming so soft? what do you mean by not knowing what an argument is?

>>150292908
i meant that from the limited amount i saw that was my opinion but im aware there was a lot more i didnt see
not that complicated to be fair maybe have an early night if youre struggling

Gonna be that cunt and say that they got fucked over by the ref twice this game.

>>150292952
>>150292967
Why you both crying now and calling me the soft one? Delulu

>>150292995
youre the one having a melty over a normal comment you big poof

>>150293014
>argues
>says he’s not arguing
>then says I’m crying when I pointed it out
Why are you so feminine? You are behaving exactly like a woman. Trans meds?

>>150292995
this is what happens to children ignored by their parents. If you someone smiled at you, would you think it was a marriage proposal?

>>150293048
Earlier you told me I was sexually assaulted as a child, now you’re telling me I was ignored as a child.
Which is it? And why do you keep flip-flopping like a woman?
Also why do you and the other fella keep jumping in to defend each other - sucking each other off like a couple of benders?

>>150293085
>sexually assaulted as a child, now you’re telling me I was ignored as a child
tbf I don't think those are mutually exclusive

I understand (as I think most of us can) how a team can be better on the day and yet still lose
Even at home
But it does seem like the media love to reel this platitude out for United to the point where, even if accurate, I no longer choose to believe it

>>150293085
your father assaulted you and your mum. your mum couldn't face it. not that difficult.

>>150293184
Why are you fantasising about made up child abuse?

>>150293205
you were the one defending the pedophile chilean you mongoloid. holy christ.

>>150293205
its actually cold reading

>>150293171
do you understand that no one is remotely interested in your trite banal observations arsewog

>>150293217
Was I? I’m rustling jeets like you across multiple boards, threads and topics it’s hard to keep up
You will always be brown

>>150293236
>6 chances
>never once says he wasn't defending pedophila
this is why I know your father fucked you, you fucking pathethic cunt.

anderson looks so good at forest

would love to see howe try for him and get snubbed

>>150293254
>keeps fantasising about pedophilia
>keeps posting about pedophilia
>accuses me of being the pedophile
It’s like when the biggest homophobes turn out to be gay. You are an Indian pedophile obsessed with pedophilia

Dave off and running again I see

>>150293287
your ancestors raped india. You are literally of indian descent.

>>150293287
>It’s like when the biggest homophobes turn out to be gay
That's because faggots have a humiliation fetish

>>150293014
we dont sign our posts here

>>150293377
we dont we dont sign our posts here here

>>150289466
arsenal never gets fouls called
in all my years of following football i dont think ive ever seen it happen once

>>150293434
Arsenal were gifted a penalty against Liverpool (Thiago on Jesus) for a much less blatant "foul" than the one manure should have gotten today.

>>150293508
i think youre misreading me, im agreeing with you
they have always been an extremely dirty very ugly physical side even under wonga
rice and havertz have got away with murder multiple times in the last year or so alone

>>150287421
>mbum
Ayy

i'm still trying to understand eze's disallowed goal. aren't there players in the wall every free kick?

Why are Man United still considered a favorite to do better than Tottenham this year?

>>150293603
What's hard to understand? Palace took the lead against one of Sky's clubs. That can't happen. Simple.

>>150293645
not having english as a first language, I was certain that was the case. just wanted to make sure.

>>150287687
>Liverpool and city
No there is another

>>150287706
This. Top 5 finish. Piss everyone off

>>150293638
You can see the narrative even in this very thread, spammed by the scum of the earth (and even worse - frogposters), about how United won against Arsenal.

>Ruben Amorim suffered his 15th defeat in his 28th Premier League game as #MUFC manager (W7 D6) – this is the fastest a manager has reached 15 defeats in the competition, without taking charge of a newly promoted team in that period, since Paul Hart with Portsmouth in 2009 (27 games).

Another record for the fraud

>>150287687
>Liverpool

>>150293737
no one cares arsewog you're both irrelevant shit

>>150293638
Half of Tottenham squad will be in hospital by mid season

>>150293715
Bottom 5 more like

>>150287687
Liverpoo are not title contenders this year, likely won't be for a while, you don't actually watch matches if you think otherwise.

>>150293842
They're GUARANTEED one dodgy decision per match this season
It's really up to the opposition to make that not count. Palace have their number in that regard

>>150293842
Careful lad you got owned last night by Irish anon when you accused others of not watching Liverpool games
>muh it’s a different system
I fucking remember. You were wrong then and you’re wrong now

>>150293748
Crazy that manchester united paid £21.4m to replace Ten Hag with a world class young manager in Ruben Amorim, you feel like there's plenty of less gifted managers that could get you 7 wins in 28

>>150293895
he saved them from relegation

>>150287706
yes just another 150m please Jim

>>150293861
Yeah but their deficiencies are glaring and they still haven't progressed at all in style when there's more and more matches to handle every year. Giving VVD and Salah contracts just reeks of desperation.

>>150293790
No, that was a Postecoglou problem.
Tottenham objectively have a better squad than Man United right now, and it's likely to get better in the next few days.

>>150293861
You do realise Bournemouth should have been down to 10 after 10 minutes yeah?

>>150293932
first admit Mac Allister's handball (looked at by VAR for 5 minutes and not given)

>>150293930
the word is subjective

>>150293954
The one that hit him at point blank range when he wasn't looking? Yeah what about it?

Amorim? More like shartorim!!

>>150293971
No, objectively.
All of Tottenham's first-team defenders and goalkeeper are A LOT better than Man United's equivalent. That alone makes Spurs far superior.

Amorim looked haunted after that match. Felt a bit bad for him.

>>150293954
was that the one where his hand was a foot behind him after he missed a header, that stopped a blatant one on one chance?

>>150293971
Why do you like indians so much, Ranjesh?

genuinely think united would finish bottom half again if they had europe

>>150294018
Anybody trying to halt our /mug/s deserve any bad luck they get

>>150294028
why are you getting triggered by me shardeep? I'm didn't steal your street shit.

>>150294058
anon, you've been very protective of your jeet heritage this whole thread.

>>150294048
a fellow mugger i see

>celebrating a home defeat vs Arselel like you won a trophy

This is a new low for manure fans

>>150294079
and you're so angry that i'm white. statiscally speaking, if im a recent immigrant, im chinse you fucking retard bongs

>>150294013
so 12 tottenham players walk straight into the united backline? subjective

>>150294156
>jeet is illiterate

>>150294164
who are tottenhams best defenders? Do i agree?
>subjective

>Romero
>Porro
>Spence
>Palhinha
>Kudus
>Kulus
>Eze
>Richarlison
>Solanke

Spuds players that walk straight into United or Arsenal

>statistically speaking I’m Chinse you fucking idiot
Bloody bastard bitch benchod

>>150294213
uh oh, watch out illiterate. they said defenders

>this entire thread
JFs out

>sufferingman is still in the job
I guess United have accepted their place as a lower half of the table club

Leaf has finally stopped pretending and started using his real flag lads

what's the deal with this autistic leaf jeet? I haven't been posting here for 2 years; is he a freshie?

>>150294247
and the indian didn't have to bother.

>>150294268
>autistic leaf jeet
there would be literally zero autism surrounding it if everyone wasn't constantly calling me a jeet. but thats probably too hard for most people here to understand.

the canadian is a wind up merchant and you lot are so unbelievably thick you keep falling for it

Jeets on the ropes lads. Two posts in a row crying about everyone calling him a jeet. The daft Jeet

there's no where else to talk about United and you lot constantly suck their knob

Things we have (or should have) learned after mw1
>City are winning the league
>Chelsea are a meme
>Arsenal will be lucky to get top 4
>Liverpool are finished
>United are beyond finished
>West Ham are getting relegated

>>150294309
Kek what a crying jeet bitch
KWACJB

>>150294333
Trips of truth. RIP West Ham.

>>150294333
The betting rates Arsenal a better chance to win the league than City, and only narrowly behind Liverpool.

>>150293508
Cuntha started falling way too easy.

>call for my club
Correct call, well done ref
>call against my club
Rigged match/league. It’s a conspiracy!

>>150294394
lol

>>150294637
Based Arsenal supporter

>>150294637
A ref could never bet on a game. not like those degenerate players

guess the club from the quote
>why do they persecute me so

>>150294812
breakfast. isn't even a question.

>>150294812
Maccabi Tel Aviv

>>150294812
NAMBLA

>>150294955
whos that?

>>150294812
Liverpool is the only appropriate answer
Wasn't the one you were fishing for, yet is completely accurate and this is known as the death of the author

>>150294982
I thought it was the one he was looking for because it's the most obvious

We've spent less than the Mackems, and yet their signings are far more exciting to me.
They've even managed to ship Jobe off to Dortmund for a record fee.

>>150295074
Sunderland have had a very good window
Richard Keys might even make a prediction about them and a certain rival of theirs!!!

wow mad how epl and r/soccer told me liverpool were about to walk the league and win the quad and it was arsenals turn and yet city are top of the table again

>>150294812
You mean
>why do they persecute me so la

If you took a brief glance at the media headlines tonight you'd think United (at Old Trafford) took all 3 points!

love it referee ignore every manure fouls

>>150295399
gracious, look at them glazing over united. absolute state of british media

>>150295883
> "big win"

Kek based journos discrediting the Arsewogs

>>150296033
>still not a penalty

>>150296033
He runs across the defender on his own and doesn't touch the ball until he's falling over

>>150295883
i don't get it, seems balanced to me

>>150295118
Is this richard keys speaking? Very odd post.

>>150296082
They've been getting away with obstruction in the box for ages. Even JFs noticed it last year. But the British press doesn't say anything. Scared of those fanbases.

>>150296116
>that's it

>>150296033
>>150296047
>>150296082
>>150296116
mental that we have to listen to Arsenal fans cry about referees despite them getting calls like this in every game

>>150296033
>>150296047
it was sarcasm tho

>>150296033
>>150296047
Genuinely world class defending. Saliba knows exactly what Coony is about to do, and perfectly blocks the shot/flick with his leg.

>>150296051
it LOOKS more like cunha intend to use a back heel shot but once he felt he was fouled by saliba he just fell. still a penalty. Saliva never touched the ball and cunha tried to complete the backheel shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Dgp_ybRxE

>>150296259
>Saliva never touched the ball
hehehe

How do we counter Arsenal's blatant fouling on set pieces? Clearly VAR won't do anything.

>>150296829
Make it impossible for them to impede the keeper. Get the strongest player on your team to stand in front of your keeper as a shield and push away any Arsewog player who tries to foul them.

Also place a pacey ngubu on the halfway line so they can't commit all their players to the setpiece

>>150296864
Mad that a random anon can figure this out but 90% of the EPL managers cant

>>150296116
Took me ages to see Mount. He truly is the invisible one

ANKARA CUNHA

>>150297109
bro imagine...

>>150297109
Kino

google is broken

Cole Palmer hasn't scored an open play goal in the Premier League since January.

>>150291288
Checked. Whites for life baby

Arsenal created 0.29(xG) from open play against Man Utd.

>>150297109
should've crossed it

put a tenner on steve bruce for next manure manager

>>150294268
Seems to have turned up over the summer, I don't recall seeing him before that

>>150297968
There was an Irish liverpool fan who got banned for threatening to dox somebody and ever since there has been a mysterious Canadian poster.

>the Igor Jesus sperg is spamming three threads with tons of posts from the BBC article on his signing
lol wtf

wtf was up with the ref at the Manure:Arsenal game and not dishing out yellow cards (until the game was nearly over) for the constant fouls that United made ?

>>150292185
Is it too much to ask that all the teams beginning with B end up in the same league?

PMSL at Arsewog trying to convince everyone that Arsenal's performance wasn't utterly pathetic

>still seething
Thanks for the three points

>>150298140
Support your local

>>150298046

>>150295818
>>150282191
>>150280987

What a weirdo

>>150298159
Based and passionate fan

arsenal are so shit lol

>>150298159
He was like that during the CWC

Any transfers?

>>150298269
Market’s closed. Wenger finally got his wish

>american arsenal janny
ew

>>150298194
True lol

>mentally ill Brit making stuff up
Just /epl/ things

>american arsenal janny
rank, go back to your handegg thread

why is arseanal so popular among nigs

>The last time Man United lost 1-0 on the opening day they won the league

>Every time a numbered GTA releases Man United wins the league

>Every time the home kit is red Man United wins the league

ITS OUR YEAR LADS

Morning lads. I read in match threads some of you talking about saudi IPTVs

Anyone know where i can buy one?
My russian iptv is shitting bed too frequently

>>150298269
Poopoo to office toilet fc on a free deal finalising soon

>>150298522
Good business

https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1957341205408236023?t=RKij94cUzvpfQA8HV8JtMw&s=19
>Amorim backs Bayindir
>Onana is 404

why are english players so rubbish?

personally, i think its because they have no talent, and they have english trainers who are equally void of talent or intelligence

>>150298106
KWAB

>>150296864
>crying about arsenal corners at 4am
utterly mindbroken

Igor Jesus

Epic fellow 14 bros

>>150298584
nashian post

>>150298126
Did people not learn that they sound like idiots by bringing up a striker's touches after Haaland?

>>150298869
Its the only good reddit

Meanwhile in the Forest Brentford thread a Brazilanon is having a schizophrenic breakdown
>>150280987

Heard your dad got himself one signed by Nige

>>150298912
He also scored 0 goals

don't think there's any guarantee they take points from fulham, could be in the relegation zone already by next week

Man United in 1 summer brought themselves to Arsenal's level after 7 years of Arteta...

>>150299069
Arsenal could genuinely get relegated this season

>>150299069
The Man United win will live long in the memory

thinking how man united are 15th

New Tuchel look

>>150287528
cope, arse dominated then scored and parked the bus

>>150299113
They won the moral victory though, which in many ways is even better

they bought a cunt whos 7 foot tall and still cant find a header

>>150299163
>Signs 6.5 striker
>Gets rid of all wingers
Bravo amorim

>De Gay back to Utd

lmao

All the journos wrote their articles wanking over United before the match even took place

>win the narrative
>0 points

>>150299192
They're so desperate for Yanited not to be shit it's hilarious

>Of all the defeats that have marked the club’s descent into darkness, this one at least counted as honourable
They're in an honourable 15th

winston bogarde moment

>every other team in the league had sussed Arsenal's meme corner cheating routines in the second half of last season, leaving Arteta completely adrift and Liverpool winning the league at a canter
>Amorim is the only manager who still can't handle the tactic

Sancho just rejected Roma's offer, it seems he wants to take a sabbatical year, good for him, I'm jelly.

>>150288396
>Man United was the better team today
and they still lost

>>150287706
I'll give you the corpses of alisson and Jota straight up

>>150296033
>>150296047
>anon clamoring for one of the softest penalty decisions i've ever seen
>check flag
what a surprise

>>150299370
Antonio Valencia posts on /sp/?

>Fifa will consider holding the Club World Cup every two years from 2029 in a move that would put more pressure on the international calendar and trigger another backlash from the Premier League and Uefa.
Grim.

>>150299380
south americans love diving

>>150299390
Was always going to happen, it'll work as well.
Teams will follow the money.

Just realised how much worse rules like PSR make the league overall. So sad when you see fans of clubs that *aren't* S6 defending it too.

please do tell me which other clubs' proposals does this dude have

>>150299431
*G6

interesting that elanga is shit i was told prem proven players are the best in the world

>>150299434
where does he want to go?

Hey bros just got back from the desert and had no signal haha! How many hattricks did Wirtz get against Bournemouth? I'm guessing 7 or 8 with him costing 150m and Bournemouth selling their entire defence!

>>150299046
I know it’s a reference to 10 Downing Street but I can’t see Nige as a silky playmaker. Old school right back for me

No Mazraoui no win

>>150299576
is nige even a football man? i would have thought rugby and horse racing

>>150299593
Think he’s cricket mainly. Posts a lot of pictures on IG of himself at Lords
Strikes me as the type that watches England matches but doesn’t know anything about the game

>>150299564
what desert?

Any updates on Isak to Liverpool situation?

>>150299577
Literally who?

>>150299622
At a calmer or something I'm not big on jogriffy

>>150299638
Journalist Sacha Tavolieri reports that Liverpool have informed Newcastle that if no agreement is reached by the end of this week, they will turn their attention to other targets.

>>150299434
this dude is gonna end up at arsenal

>>150299622
Antarctica

>>150299676
Obvious bluff. Like who even is left?

>>150299564
He didn't actually score, but Liverpool did in fact win the game. Meanwhile Man United lost 1-0 yet seem to be trying to gaslight people into believing a 1-0 home loss is somehow a good result, ever

>>150299767
Anthony Gordon

>>150299795
That would be so funny I want it to happen

>lukaku got a serious injury
HOJLUND. IN. conte has some serious magic turning wantaway United players into someone who can fight for champion

Still the funniest moment of the transfer window

>>150299795
wouldnt be fussed hes a very overrated player liverpool would get rinsed

>>150299886
>>150299886
>>150299886

>>150298106
Kek what a KWAB

>>150299244
Just FUCK OFF you worthless lazy (trigger warning I am about to commit a racially motivated act of violent speech) NIGGER