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I read on bloody elbow that zabit transitioned into a women with fairly large breasts

Ddp shouldve just rushed his ass

i'm glad we can all at least agree that khamzat is a meme fighter now

>>150292750
I bet she doesn't shave her vajayjay

Am I insane for thinking DDP could win with a better gameplan?

whatcha eatin /spuh/

>pooland in real life
Shrimp is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Shrimps, his subhuman shitskin family, and his entire shitsbrown lineage.

/heem/ is not taking DDP's defeat very well.

>>150292798
you cant gameplan wrestling techniques, you need years of muscle memory

Realistically what is dricus gonna do now?

>>150292811
Staged propaganda

>throws three really cool-looking strikes a round
>spends the rest of the fight taunting and emoting at you at distance.
MVP is a problem

>>150292801
not jizz pizza like you homo

>>150292798
okay let's hear the gameplan

>>150292811
>beef burrito

>>150292801
how come you get 3 pizza tables what the fuck

>>150292836
Did he really celebrate his loss?

>>150292798
it took dricus 20 minutes to solve what khamzat learned in 20 years

>>150292836
Man he looks so crushed dude :( has he spoken out about his loss yet?

>>150292836
he looks so out of it, like he's being forced to drink at the end

>>150292820
izzy trilogy

>>150292801
Son of a bitch. I'm envying you to death. There is only cream cracker and nescau for me to eat right now.
I'd fuck Andrade to eat this pizza now

>>150292834
yum yum shemale cum
>>150292850
i'm built different

>>150292798
All he needed to do was scramble more while keeping aware of his defense. He needed to pit his gas tank against Khamzat’s but got pinned too easily. He’s just too slow, though he had his moment in the fifth when Khamzat finally got gassy

>>150292852
why didnt he do this the other 3267 times?

>>150292836
Where is Vasti DDP bros.......? Do you think she and.......Khamzat

Ðave Menne heems Khamzat stiff

>>150292836
nice mdma slip in that beer lol

>>150292852
>could have been doing that the entire fight but just decides to do it only once
is Dricus a complete dumbass?

caio v imavov is a title eliminator, but what about fluffy? what about de ridder?

>>150292900
fluffy vs de ridder title eliminator

>>150292820
get heemed by fluffy or rdr

I got wetblanketed for 25 minutes I'm a victim :(

Khanzats fear aura is an understatement in the fighting. Dricus was, quite literalty, paralyzed with fear. Khamxant is going to be so dominant for such an long time now. This is the Mulsim era.

>>150292900
If Khamzat can make it to the Abu Dhabi card in a couple months time he'll be fighting RDR there

>>150292900
Fluffy or Der Ridder will probably get a tirle shot first if Khamzat is fighting in October. That would be an insane turn around for the winner of Imavov v Borralho

DRYPUSS POOPISSIS

>>150292852
>just get up bro

>>150292923
Can you not eat beef, shitjeet?

EL BEEF BURRITO ESE YO BLANCO SENOR

>>150292852
This only happened because Khamzat was gassing, all the other times Dricus tried to stand he got ridden on or mat returned

>NOOOOOOO I'M THE CHAMP!! YOU CAN'T JUST DOMINATE ME TO A 50-44
Has there ever been a title fight that exposed a fraud more?

>>150292900
fatal 4 way

After yesterdays travesty, should we reign in our expectation for the aspinall gane fight?

>>150292766
>>150292790
>>150289985
thanks

unironically i think strickland heems khamzat if he stops the takedowns

>>150292965
Famous knockout power of Sean Strickland

What was DDP thinking when he saw this?

khamzat's favorite technique is the crucifix because he's a christian. he's talked about this in old interviews.

>>150292942
Mexcrements and shitjeets are the same

>>150292984
I don't think Khamzat has managed to crucifix anyone in the UFC before this fight

>>150292850
3 different pizzas innit

>>150292961
Gane is shit

>>150292811
these are the daughters of progressive politicians btw
an enthusiastic anti-immigration politician who has suggested denying migrants basic needs was sworn in last month

>>150292982
what do you think he would do if his opponent just bursted out laughing at this stupid shit? break his confidence? i'm amazed it hasn't happened before.

khamzat has no finishing ability

gane is it

Aye dricus

Paulo’s background is powerlifting, historically a cancerous matchup against wrestlers

blunt to my lips

gun on my hips

rocks in my socks

pocket full of chips

>>150293017
He doesn't care

Why is shrimpjeet having a melty?

>>150293034
if you cant move someone you cant wrastle them

SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A NIGGER.
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BEANER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BROWNOID.
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A NIGGER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BEANER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BROWNOID.
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A NIGGER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BEANER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BROWNOID
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A NIGGER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BEANER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BROWNOID
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A NIGGER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BEANER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BROWNOID
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A NIGGER
SHRIMP WON YOU'RE A BEANER.

what if dricus breathed dutch air

Who the fuck is shrimp

>>150293053
Spammydaddy buckbroke your little pajeet pea brain, i fear...

>>150293068
>Spammydaddy buckbroke your little pajeet pea brain, i fear...

whats the point of title eliminators
just give the prawspects title shots

I see why people call him Can’t-Finish Khamzat

Jesus only got crucified once while DricGOD managed to do it three times
you know what that means

The best wrestler in MMA since GSP

>>150293058
>Entertaining style
>Fights to heem
>Blasts cigs and gets drunk
most based fighter on the roster right now

>>150293058
his record is unimpressive tbqh

>>150293077
KEK

how did it get worse here after the fight for once

With all my advanced /heem/ knowledge, I can single handily save the UFC

>>150293099
too many casuals got falsely hyped up over the fight and are now frustrated

Leave Khamzat to me

>>150293100
more like advanced peen knowledge

>>150293079
khamzat's next fight looks to be next october so contenders like hernandez, imavov, borralho and de ridder will be obligated to fight eachother

khamzat betrayed every fan and he did it with a smile

>>150293099
the sport has been circling the toilet bowl for awhile and nothing is bringing it back

Walahi I've won but at what cost

>>150293117
>Contenders
>Lists a bunch of literal who bums
Lol. Bo or Colby is next. Will main event the Whitehouse card.

>>150293129
a filthy inbred smile mind you, very disrespectful.

khamzat needs to put the pressure on 'em just when they thought that he eased up

This nigger gave leto money.

Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

Who the fuck is this shrimp retard and why is he being spammed on here?

>Skipped a full ride in college on wrestling to chase your dreams of being an MMA star
>Find out you have no chin
Tragic. I wonder if he could crowsfund going back to a community college or something now. Maybe a nursing degree or something reliable like that.

>Aaron Pico releases first statement after UFC debut knockout loss
>"duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh"

joe pyfer is everything bo nickel isnt

its gonna be so kino seeing the panic on zats face as he realizes hes getting drowned by fluffy and the only way out is defeat

>>150293195
Some smelly incel jeet

Who's winning Ortega v. Sterling next week, guys?
>>150292770
Always been.
>>150292798
No, any non-retarded anon thought that. It's just that he went there with no gameplan at all.
>>150292852
If he only even TRIED to do something like this the million previous times...

>>150293116
what u say lil bro? There are levels to this, b quiet or b humble.

>>150293211
sterling is better everywhere and not half as flushed

Ugmm Pyfer is from jersey not philly

>>150293196
If you get a college degree from sports but you're a brainlet is it still worth it?
Is the piece of paper worth it alone?

>>150293224
I said you suck cock b
big ole meaty cocks hahahahah

this was khamzat's ian garry fight

You guys don't get it. You don't know MMA. You don't see the angles, the footwork, the precision, the minutiae that go into every Aaron Pico strike, every takedown, every feint and every parry. Simply put, Aaron Pico is the highest level of MMA. Let's put this to rest right now - Pico belongs in UFC.

>>150293196
How the fuck hasn’t his team taught him to approach striking more cautiously yet

It’s fucking insane how much push he got compared to the other smellators yet he was easily the worst of them

>>150293229
philadelphia is new jersey

>>150293196
>find out you have no chin
pico got badly hurt by a literal drywall salesman in his first fight. then he got heemed twice in the next 18 months.
he's terrance mckinney

>>150293228
True, but Ortega showed good chin against Lopes, and Sterling got TKO'd by fucking O'Malley of all people. I'm not worried about Sterling on the ground.

you can meme on pico all you want but he was battering the fuck out of leon and was seconds away from sitting down from body shots

>>150293248
The main differences between Bellator level guys and UFC guys are finishing ability, durability, and athleticism. Pico has never faced dudes capable of pulling that spinning elbow shit.

>>150292982
Just how bricked up and greasy his pig clitty was getting...

>>150293274
nigga was getting walked down the whole fight

khamzat was getting walked down

Lets be honest. Khamzat would get fucking slept.

>>150293274
Not true in the slightest. Murphy faced a more tamed and better boxer version of Pico against Emmett and weathered the storm really nicely. Pico's fight IQ is just too low. Look at his fucking "footwork", his stance and his absence of guard, for fuck's sake. He was going to walk into a heem sooner or later.

throwback: Rogan, Schaub, the "kid" and the weed guy hyping Pico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CBOW0yQDoU

Speaking of Pico what the fuck happened to Jackson-Wink? They had champs and contenders for years now their best fighter is Steve Garcia lol

>>150293057
>>150292920

Honestly, I think RDR can beat him.
He's got the perfect style against him.

>>150293273
reminder Khabib RAN from Tony, undefeated? more like coward bitch
real champ shit

ROAST PIGGY!

I can’t believe you guys still call these threads heem, hilarious.

Anyway, is it skill or raw strength with the way the khamzat dude and khabib dude just wrestle fuck people so hard. I like that boring style, it’s so controlling

>>150293325
leon himself said he was fading bro argue with a wall

who does pico even beat in the rankings

>>150293339
Khamzat prob just strikes against RDR. He has a massive advantage on the feet. No reason to risk some meme triangle or kimura

>>150293361
HELLO SAR VERY NICE AI SAR

If you don't like Wrestling, try watching Boxing

>>150293286
>Leeron Murphy
>Finishing ability
Lol. Lmao. Murphy has like 20 fights and a single ko before this one. He is the definition of pillow hands.

>>150293319
>>150293339
Khamzat beats both RDR and MVP (oh, shoot, two acronym fags). Especially if he doesn't take a year to compete again.

>>150293274
Pico landed one very nice left rip to the body. The takedown and ground strikes were good but he couldn't hold Murphy down

Piggy piggy piggy

Can't you see

Sometimes ya bacon bussy just-

GETS RAPED PIGGY!

>>150293383
HAHA SAAR IM AGREE COM 2 EAT SHIT WIT ME OK

People aré dumb as fuck in the 2000 2005 2010 the meta was ir you were no the bottom get to your guard, pull them in so they cant move and the would stand them up right away, with some fights having 2/3 standups in a round
Rogan fucked us over, and you fags aré cazzies as fuck

>>150293235
oh so u think u r funny huh?
levels lil bro

>>150293380

Those RDR knees are gonna zap his cardio.

>>150293409
You're proving my point lol
Even the most pillowfisted UFC contender is still capable of a brutal heem. Pico never faced dudes like that in smellabore

>>150293412
So what you are saying is MVP vs DDP is the fight to make

Hoenstly? Khargmat should be the next James Bond. He speaks multiple languages, deadly skills, women like him.

>>150293365
best in the world at keeping people from standing up

>>150293417
VERY AMAZE AI SAAR

dricus simply didnt come prepared. compare to goobys performance vs khabib

>>150293379
85% of rankers lose to pico
dozens fighters who have walked into fluke meme strikes/submissions have gone on to become champion
see: volkanovski [vs cory nelson], makhachev, strickland, merab...

ddp by poopy penis wenis

What does this image convey to you?

>>150293423
Right. The fact that Dricus' whole team didn't have anything even resembling such a strategy is mind boggling.

69 days until Gane fights.

>>150293430
I don't see RDR landing knees. He'll be retreating the whole fight
>>150293445
I'd like to see that fight. Seems like a horrible matchup for DDP

>>150293457
A raped piggy.

>>150293468
Holy FUCK I love my Chinese brethren
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755471927387859.mp4

>>150293457
DO NOT zoom in

>>150293379
>pico
>rankings
lol. pick one
give him an older mid roster guy next. he should fight someone like Landwehr or Fili
hope he doesn't come back too soon. that was the kind of KO you need to sit out 9 months

>>150293405
Canelo = khamzat
scull = ddp
>ITS CANELOS FAULT HIS OPPONENT RUNS AWAY

Shrimp (white aryan chad) won.

*makes you seethe*

>>150293452
honestly, Connor didn’t look that bad in this fight. He had the right idea, Khabib was just much stronger than him. He almost cracked the wrestlefucker code.

Is it really that hard to get out of the crucifix? I’d just start biting like a bitch

>>150293516
>BOOOOOOOOOO

If you've actually watched Murphy fight you'd realize powers not a problem for him. He's not out there throwing garbage jabs that his opponent doesn't acknowledge, his shots are stiff and he loves elbows and knees
He's just a fighter who's very content with winning and not much past that. His opponents respect the danger he presents and that allows him to coast on the lead.

>>150293457
ddp in a personal hell of being forced to have a boring fight

>>150293514
... the being brown and homosexual contest.

>>150293452
>dricus simply didnt come prepared.
cause its all riggid

>>150293445
>>150293466
I'm not saying that, but I'd love to see that fight as well, but I'm not sure MVP wins it. If DDP can make him scramble, he wins. If anyone can put pressure on somebody it's him. And maybe after last night's absolute fucking blunder, his team comes up with a decent fucking strategy.

>>150293540
Cope shitjeet

>>150293527
How are you going to do that with the entire upper half of your body pinned down to the mat

>>150293457
Supreme confidence given that he's just weathered the storm and now he's gonna take khamzat into the deep waters
Everything is going according to the game plan

>>150293502
THEY TOLD ME HE WAS SMILING THEY FUCKING LIED TO ME

we need to make stealth heem threads that go by another name so the spammers cant find them

>>150293596
The discord will ping them and alert them to the thread

*catches anvil*
what now bitch?

>>150293573
>everyone on earth said khamzat 1-2 or dricus late
>betting markets hammer the overs
>odds come down from +250 to +220 fight goes the distance in the final hours before the fight
lads is this shit all fixed

every fat guy with a beard on the internet knows how dricus could have shut down khamzat's wrestling

Ar we under a attack of some sort? /weem/ is taking heavy colectinve damage

I don’t blame the people posting this garbage. I blame those who sit by and let it happen. Evil wins when good men do nothing.

>>150293615
Shrimpjeet is dilating her great gape, I fear.

>>DDP by falling anvil
>Shit eating reddit nigger.jpg

>>150293613
joke's on you faggot i can't grow a beard

>>150293613
i stuff takedowns better than the former ufc middleweight champion and im sorry that upsets you

>>150293595
Khamzat is more of a reddit fighter than DDP. You retards are just trying to make it out to be the opposite childishly.
>>150293596
The fucking state of 4chan... what a fucking disgrace.

*rapes you*

>>>DDP by falling anvil
>>Shit eating reddit nigger.jpg

>>150293612
It's called "sharp money"
>everyone on earth said khamzat 1-2 or dricus late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB80UJhOHoY

Hint: if you are worried about getting take down, do not go on one leg for no reason

ngl the filename makes me laugh every time he posts it

just like with khabib man it's all about doing a prepared basic trick and boom he has no answer and just flies off of you

levels were on display

>>150292818
It's scientifically impossible to game plan wrestling techniques when the other guy wrestles the same amount as you.

probably have to go back to chael sonnen or jon fitch to find something this pathetic. 37 strikes after 22 minutes of "control time". zero sub attempts. literally might be the most objectively pathetic performance of all time from a statistics pov
567 strikes attempted, 37 sig strikes landed

>>150293696
kek Dricusfags do that

>>150293711
Shut the fuck up dumb faggot

The falling anvil joke revved him!

why are you spamming? did you lose money?

>>150293704
they dont wrestle the same amount though

>>150293654
Him taking Khamzat submitting Whittaker in the first round as an indicator of any kind is dead wrong. Whittaker shouldn't have taken the fight with those fucking teeth. You can get a bet right out of pure luck because of all the wrong reasons.
>>150292818
>what happened in Topuria v. Ryan Hall?

>>150293711
Not even Snoozeman or Colby were this bad

>>150293721
strike a nerve?

>>150293730
I lost everything

>>150293730
Shrimp humiliated him

>>150293734
>what happened in Topuria v. Ryan Hall?
rolling around like a baby trying to grab peoples legs isnt wrestling

Visserbros... is Dricus going to fire us?

>probably have to go back to chael sonnen or jon fitch to find something this pathetic. 37 strikes after 22 minutes of "control time". zero sub attempts. literally might be the most objectively pathetic performance of all time from a statistics pov
>567 strikes attempted, 37 sig strikes landed

>>150293704
DDP needed to do what he did in the fifth round, just for the entire fight.

Khamzat by summoning a Blue eyes white Dragon

>>150293734
>You can get a bet right out of pure luck because of all the wrong reasons
so the people who bet the fight to go the distance and who bet chimaev got lucky?
>they won the bet but lost the prediction story

>>150293721
>>150293765
two full baby meltys, zero counter arguments
sounds about right

>>150293700
out of context it looks like dricus just grabbed him by his legs and swung him overhead into a hulk smash

Mornebros... the tasering didn't work...

>>150293759
Watch the fight. It was a great example of using a very well-defined gameplan to nullify the opponent's grappling. The exact opposite to DDP vs Khamzat.

>two full baby meltys, zero counter arguments
>sounds about right

>>150293761
kek they had no plan but somehow that's now chimaev's fault
Edmond tier coaching

jmma in SHAMBLES

>>150293711
i would say it's the most fraudulent "dominant performance" in the history of combat sports

>>150293796
khamzat just dived for a single leg and then took the back when ddp tried to stanky leg and applied forward pressure
its just wrestling 101, not a gimmick you can nullify with a weeks practice

YOU GOT THE TOUCH

YOU GOT THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Why are chuds coping so hard in this thread? it's embarrassing

Bro got controlled for 22 minutes in a 25 minute fight and piggies are still trying to cope about how it wasn't a good win

>>150293775
Erm, yes. Absolutely. If you bet on something on some very particular predictions and none of them come true, you got lucky. It's like betting on Aljamain winning over Yan without going the distance because you believe he will submit or TKO/KO him and he just gets DQ'd. I'm sorry your imagination can't get to fathom such a situation. I'm very sorry.

if I was kham I would definitely duck strickland and target that bum imavov, but that's just me.

mfw GODzat ended the Dricus meme

I kinda grew out of UFC anyways but man the reddit seething was worth losing sleep for

O-Block to Nasty Vasti and Du Pigshit...

None of you would say any of this shit if this weren't an anonymous board
Fucking pussies

just crazy how no respect at all is given to the idea of the elite wrestler knowing subtle advanced moves that shut down the basic tricks used to escape them

>>150293851
Nobody thinks Strickland is a threat Sneed stop trying to make it happen

Kris Moutinho vs Kai Asakura: Moutinho by round 2 TKO

Been listening to a lot of anime music even though Kai lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGbxsiBZGPI

>>150293877
everyones mad that he didnt go for a finish and threw 500 strikes and only 30 of them actually mattered when the guy touts himself as the i kill everyone allahu ackbar give me money pls dana

>>150293823
Do you really have no clue as to how DDP could've done much better than that to negate Khamzat's strategy? He even gave you some indications in the fifth round. I mean, the whole reason this was such a shitshow and has everyone talking about it in the first place is because DDP blundered the fight so bad regarding this very issue. Cormier was getting frustrated like hell. I wish he could've spoken his mind during the fight. It would've been hilarious.

>>150293877
bus drivers also do some pretty good driving but nobody cares. people only care about fast and exciting driving. if its not obvious, wrestling is bus parking in this case

I simply wouldn't let my opponent lay on top of me

>>150293890
fucking weeb

Asians invented martial arts so why are they so bad at it?

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VHAIlOpG9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VHAIlOpG9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VHAIlOpG9A

me to the absolute

>>150293926
>pic
Is that Cumshart? Kek.

let me guess izzy, strickland and The Reaper (all former champions) all suck now too huh

>>150293926
hey I don't remember Pepe having a nose, what the fuck

>>150293944
izzy always sucked.

>>150293835
>>150293877
it's just fucking boring. it's not that complicated
no one is "coping" when we bitch about being bored to tears. people aren't "coping" when they say something like "i watched a pirated stream and i still want my money back". we're just fucking bored
the khamzat dick eaters are coping when they cry about goddard standing the fight up multiple times because he and the entire crowd were bored to tears. "BUT IT'S IN LE RULES TO LET HIM DO THIS!! Y---YOU CAN'T STAND THEM UP! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!!" - shut the fuck up. ufc is an entertainment business and khamzat's performance was boring as fuck. simple as

>>150293921
DDP was the parking lot

>>150293906
Ah yes the true power of DDP.. getting held down when you aren't even being held. He truly was a champion.

>>150293931
complacency
tatsura tiara would rape kai asakura because he at least has competed in the ufc against real competition

>>150293944
I think Adesanya, Strickland, and Whittaker (with his teeth fixed) would've done MUCH better than DDP last night. Unironically. They would've prepared much better. Letting your opponent stalemate the fight doing the same fucking shit for almost 25 minutes is astoundingly stupid.

>>150293931
just because you're invented something doesn't mean you'll always be good at Russians invented the novel but a good book hasn't come out of Russia since Tolstoy and Dostoy died over 500 years ago

>>150293942
why did they stop it, he could've recovered from that

this is why I grew out of UFC as soon as something interesting happens they just stop it, is so gay, imagine if Baseball games ended on the first homerun

the ufc needs bjj guys who can contend on the mat with the brazzas so they arent just gifted wins by wrestlefucking

>>150293931
Shavkat Rakhmanov is Asian

>>150293981
he was completely unconscious and convulsing on the floor

>>150293970
bro looks like Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner had a baby

>>150293976
strick has great TDD, can get up, and has never been submitted.
Adesanya is also good on the ground. What the fuck was DDP even doing in there? Too many times he just turned his back while standing up with khamzat having his hands locked. Fucking retard. turn into him and work on breaking the hands. Put your back to the cage. Nooooo let's just try and walkaway.

>>150293993
it was at the buzzer though

>>150293991
Shavkat has been exiled to Nepal

>>150294001
hes a spry 23 year old boy

>>150293981
He was done

>>150294006
I agree with everything you just wrote. Nice summary.

>>150294033
he had plenty of time to recover right at the buzzer

>>150293953
you're just dumb. you saw the most dominant male mma performance yesterday. 23 minutes of control and an absolution humiliation ritual. chimaev answered important questions and showed more layers to his grappling
you're gonna keep tuning in to watch him and all the other cards. therefore this is impotent seethe and mega cope

>>150294033
He's very obviously trolling.

Shavkat is a mongol not asian, gooks can't claim him, sorry.

>>150293981
if it was early he would have gotten up and started arguing
instead he laid there and literally started crying

>>150294063
no I'm not bitch nigga, UFC does suck and is dying because of shit like stoppages as soon as something interesting happens, as I said imagine if Baseball games ended whe someone gets a homerun first and thats it

>>150294064
turks are not mongols, and they are all squints

>>150294051
The ref can stop the fight in between rounds if he thinks a guy has had enough

>>150294080
bodied that retard

>>150294056
>you saw the most dominant male mma performance yesterday
i've seen chael sonnen and jon fitch and other wrestlefuckers do the same exact thing many times before. fitch got cut from the ufc immediately after his first loss because dana (correctly) assessed him as a threat to the sport. the only reason chael didn't get the same treatment is because he's the literal goat fight promoter as an athlete
chimaev might also get a pass because he's from goatfucker land and they need to cater to that audience. but it's boring as fuck, bottom line. the whole arena went from treating chimaev like a hero to being dead quiet and falling asleep on their way out of the arena. no one wants to watch that shit.

>>150294087
Conor unironically had a great idea for shit like this, where submissions would automatically win the round and not the fight, I'm not saying the nigger would've won if the match continue I'm saying that he clearly would've still been able to fight had it not been call at the buzzer and they let him recovered

hell football players get aired the fuck out ALL THE TIME and they let them continue playing because they can

>>150294081
The exception that confirms the rule, Shavkat is 6ft1, the standart height for gooks is like 5ft5.

Asians simply cannot claim him, i am afraid.

>>150294118
no one understands why we have to cater to goatfucker land though unless it's the Saudi connection, or Dana is a huge baccha bazzi fan and has Kadiddy parties

>>150294080
>>150294088
"bitch nigga". Are you 10 years old? Get lost, you fucking retard.

am i the only poster here who lived through the khabib era? you cannot just get these freaks off of you with your step by step do it yourself grappling

>>150294133
I'm 19 sybau mexican hoe

>>150294133
you mad? lmao

Shavkat reminds me of the boxer who beat Canelo and got robbed

>>150292730 (OP)
I want to address something in any case: the whole narrative about DDP winning if he survived the first two rounds was predicated upon something anyone who said that believed: that he was going to scramble and try to fight the takedown like he did in round 5, not give up his back immediately and do NOTHING. If he had done that, the prediction was good.

is it really just that simple?

>>150294177
10 days notice usman is a fuckin PROBLEM

>>150294168
GGG?

>>150294177
i kept thinking, how good is usman though
i think he should try his hand at 185 now instead of 170

>>150294118
he's a known finisher so to compare him to Fitch just means you're seething. Chael is a journeyman so this terrible comparison also means you're seething
he's got 10m followers on insta and carried yesterday's card to the highest ever gate for that arena. even more people will tune in for his next fight because he can be electric or he can be dominant or he can be both
you'll be here continuing to waste your great too

>>150294177
running away is unironically one of the most effective technique in hand hand combat of all time

>>150294177
Yes. This just goes to show how excruciatingly bad DDP was last night.

>>150294191
ughh yea

>>150292982
for me, its the little eyebrow raise that has a sexual energy of "you ready to get this on?"

Chimaev is gonna be the Floyd of fighting
seethers will tune in to see him lose
knowers will tune in to see him win their bets and make them money
Seethers will come up with increasingly desperate copes as to why he will lose
>this time
Then he schools what ever bum he's fighting and then people seethe and hate him more
then repeat the process

>>150294220
bro khamzat actually finishes people shut up

>>150294177
epo khamzat doesn't drop to half speed and faceplant, tragically

Khamzat may have dominated DDP in a strong homosexual way but it didn't make me a fan of his

>>150294177
Notice how Usman is gauging and keeping his distance to be able to do this. Also the lower stance. DDP didn't do any of that and never adjusted, and he had a reach advantage (just an inch, but still).

digits and khamzat vacates this year

Chills

Shavkat looks like someone from Finland

>>150294229
>giving up your back when he's so close to you and trying to take you down instead of facing him and put your back against the fence
This was so fucking bad.

>>150294229
People saying this fight was boring and I get that, but as a grappler watching khamzat's entries, top control and chain wrestling was a treat. I'll probably be tape watching this fight for weeks to help my wrestling

>>150294270
same lol i want to chain wrestle like that so badly but it's hard when our mats are as packed as they are in our sessions

>>150294270
>>150294227
Why are you glazing him like a fanboy

>>150294265
unless you're a topuria you should shut the fuck up

Can Prates beat MemeVP?
Prates is good but it is hard to imagine someone beating MVP on the feet

did dricus training wrestling? like at all?

>>150294317
Then you should, too, since you aren't a two-division champion of the UFC either. See how incredibly retarded your comment is? Damn, it's so fucking jarring how stupid people can be.

>>150294177
DAMN Usman can do what Dricus could never?!

>>150294342
>can't spell
>throws shade at DDP
Leave my country

>>150294270
>>150294307
If you enjoy that shit you should just go watch gay porn really. It should be basically the same shit.

>>150294355
Why are you glazing him like a fanboy

>>150294313
I’m afraid dirty diaper driccy glazed and gaped for his Zatdaddy

Khamzat Chimaev vs Reinier de Ridder
Dricus Du Plessis vs Anthony Hernandez
Lerone Murphy vs Alexander Volkanovski
Aaron Pico vs Giga Chikadze
Carlos Prates vs Leon Edwards
Geoff Neal vs Daniel Rodriguez
Michael Venom Paige vs Sean Strickland
Jared Cannonier vs Paulo Costa
Tim Elliot vs Manel Kape
Kai Asakura vs Matt Schnell

>>150294343
i don't tell fighters what they should have done in a fight

>>150294323
meme vp is a middleweight now b, he gonna style on khamzat and because the first bellator ufc champ

>>150294375
He said he agrees to fight Prates in Rio

>>150294368
the winner of imavov vs borralho is next for the title
RDR vs Dricus
Fluffy vs Adesanya/Strickland

>>150294363
fair enough

>>150294355
>mistakes grammar for spelling
>supports a homosexual
you leave mine

>>150294375
He wants to go back to 170 even though there are way more wrestlers down there who'd fuck him up

>>150294372
Whom am I telling, you absolute mongoloid? You cannot try to devise a fucking better strategy to the blunder of the year while analyzing it on video? You're so stupid it hurts to read your comments.

>>150294368
who for kevin holland

>>150294388
>>150294398
mvp via landing 3 punches absorbing 0 strikes over 5 rounds

>>150294270
It doesn'tatter how many times you watch this or how good you are at crotchsniffing, you will always be a Brazilian living in Brazil I'm afraid.

>>150294388
Prates fights too much, that will be his 3rd fight this year

>>150294401
I'm thinking Nick Diaz next

>>150294323
With a good gameplan yeah, MVP still doesn't deal with low kicks even though he claims he has an answer

Eric Nolan

I had Chimaev by round 1 sub but this outcome is far more hilarious and seethe generating

>>150294430
>even though he claims he has an answer
he just worked on his leg kick defense, after Lima heemed his leg he's never been caught by it in a serious way again

MVP is a MW now and CP said he's fighting Leon Murphy bruv, what TF are you guys on about?

>>150294445
>I had Chimaev by round 1 sub
It was a more logical prediction indeed.

>>150294323
Yes Prates walks him down and wins on damage

>>150294399
you're telling dricus what he should have done, whether he sees it or not

>>150294368
>Khamzat Chimaev vs Reinier de Ridder
Borralho or Imavov
>Lerone Murphy vs Alexander Volkanovski
This or maybe Jean Shitva if he beats Diego Lopes
>Michael Venom Paige vs Sean Strickland
Isn't Sean suspended or injuried until next year or something like this?
>Jared Cannonier vs Paulo Costa
Izzy is willing to fight Costa. I think he should accept it.

>>150294455
Leon Murphy is a Featherweight

Lerone Murphy and Leon Edwards aren't even very similar fighters they're just both black and british

casualbros...

>>150294452
He hasn't gotten hurt bad by them, but he still gets hit by lowkicks a lot. Even Cannonier was landing low kicks against him last night. Weakness to low kicks is just an inherent problem with that karate style.

>>150293761
holy pot calling the kettle black batman

>>150294474
>you're telling dricus what he should have done, whether he sees it or not
KEK, that's the most ridiculous thing I've read this year in this godforsaken place, and that's saying something.
>NOOOOooooOO you can't express your opinioooonn on an internet forum if you're not a UFC championnnn AAAaaaAAAAAAHHHH NOOOO DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO DEVISE ALTERNATIVES TO THE OBVIOUS FUCK UPPPP
Seethe, cope, and dilate. Keep doubling down on your retarded take like that. Just keep making yourself look that dumb.

>>150294510
>they're just both black and british
FALSE

>>150294516
That's unironically the most reddit-tier take on this fight. They are just parroting it again and again.

>>150293991
steep asians arent your typical asian

MVP dog walks Leon Murphy at 185

>>150294270
this. casuals can go fuck themselves. Everybody who was booing should be raped hazmat style

all 5 round decisions are boring

>>150294452
It was funny how their second fight was a centimeter away of ending the exact same way of the first.

>>150294455
Leon Murphy heems prates at 145

>>150294540
unless you're suggesting that you would have pulled off that move, it can literally only be addressed to dricus

Ngannou did the same thing to Gane that Chimaev did to DDP and everyone couldn't stop fellating him for it, why was that?

DDP needs to hire that spaniard to teach him how to wrestle

>>150294600
>prates at 145

>>150294618
We scored it 1,2,5 for Gane

Malhadinho did the same thing to Lewis and everyone shits on him until this day.

Khamzat definitely dominated, overall it was a shit fight but I can't get over the fact that DDP didn't either attempt to stop a takedown or simply couldn't stop it. He's never had good TDD at all, but to just get smothered like that and walk around smiling like some magic moment is coming up was pure retardation

even a horse has the instinct to sprawl. come on dricus

Can anybody explain to me why the fuck Aaron Pico was signed to the UFC? When they announced him as the co-main they made it seem like some hidden bellator fighter who was killing everyone left and right and then I looked at his record and he’s a basic bitch wrestler with “apparently” decent boxing that got heemed a few times. Were they that desperate for a co main for this card?

>>150294618
That fight was much closer as well

>>150294654
Umamusume vs DDP is the fight to make

>>150294656
>looked at his le record
anyway, he potentially had potential judging by his wrestling accomplishments. not much different than bo nickle

>>150294423
>you will always be a Brazilian living in Brazil I'm afraid
I know you're jealous no need to cope

jizzy bro was sentenced to 3.5 years in the slammer..

>>150294677
tall women are frightening bappa!

>>150294656
pico is good until he loses

>>150294656
Pico arguably won the fight

Dricus is buck broken unfortunately. He knows deep down no matter what adjustments he makes, he's never beating chimaev. He didn't just lose, he got humiliated in front of the entire world and there's no coming back from it. Someone needs to put him on suicide watch and get his brain scanned for CTE.

Pico was dominating before he got sent to the shadow realm

>>150294643
If this guy improved his striking and TDD he would run through the division with his reach and limb length

I had it 48-47 Dricus

Outside the first round it was a really close fight between Dricus and Khamzat. The idea that Khamzat was beating Dricus gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Dricus 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close

>>150294656
they wanted to give Movsaar the chinniest fighter possible to get him a free heem before giving him the titul sho' but he sprained his bussy I'm afraid

>>150294773
way to project your own mental weakness onto dricus. he took the loss like a champ and i expect he will come back strong.

DIRTY DIAPER PIGGY!

Pico's little stutter step to take a shit in the bathroom was the highlight for me, it lead to him getting absolutely heemed cause the guy had all the time in the world to set it up

>>150294270
Never seen someone crucifixed so many times in a title fight that easily, absolutely insane. Made the champ look like an unranked bum.

>>150294830
I read Pico as Piggy.

>>150294811
That's cope, he knows deep down he's never gonna be champ while khamzat is here and even imavov has a good chance of beating him. He looks CTE'd in the recent clips of him today

>>150294656
I'll basically repeat what Renato Rebelo said;
He was a prodigy kid with elite wrestling (i think he almost made it to the Olympics) and also was a national champion in boxing when he was 15. Already sponsored by Nike and shiet (iirc).
UFC wanted to sign him but Bellator offered him a a better salary just for him to train, until he started his MMA career.
He is a great but he is over aggressive which makes him stupid

I think everyone saw that in this fight. He was doing very well but was leaving some spacess for Murphy to hit him. I think Murphy hit him twice with kick/knee, then timed a perfect elbow.

So, the reason he was a co-main already is because he is a champion material (when he stick to the gameplan), he is an exciting fighter and mainly, he is American. UFC needs an American champion as soon as possible.

I SUPPORT AZERBAIJAN

>>150294814
but enough about your fetishes

>>150294863
He got stretched, spunked, spanked, taped, raped, gaped packed and pozzed by his Zatdaddy sadly

>IM A NAUGHTY PIGGY!!

>OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>PLEASE FILL UP MY BACON BUSSY TROUGH WITH YOUR SLOP ZATDADDY!

>IM A NAUGHTY DIRTY DIAPER PIGGY!

Dricus's career is over he may as well retire

Dricus Dickus

>>150294865
He's not just over-aggressive though, any decent fighter would have avoided the spinning meme shit, murphy made it clear as day when he tucked his shoulders about to throw it yet pico just stands there like a retard and plants his feet with his hands at his mid level and just goes head first, what the fuck kind of response is that?

A falling anvil killed my father while he raped me.

>>150294881
Correct. I suspect this fight will have Khamzat haters seething for the rest of the year atleast.

>>150294773
that's not how people like dricus handle failure. like fellow south african elon watching a trillion dollar rocket explode, dricus will just grit his teeth and then get back to work.

Don't ask me for advice or next thing you know you'll be out fishing every weekend.

>>150294918
It won't matter, Dricus is never going to beat khamzat, he's just not on that level and never will be.

why no 1 giving khamzat props for his 5 round cardio?
THE meme take was khamzat wins in the first 2 or dricus wins

Shrimp is a shitskin and has a very thin clitty

>>150294899
I think he was going for a takedown and Murphy was the one to answer. That was the difference of Murphy's to Prates' by the way... Murphy was a counter and Prates was an attack.

fishing on the weekend
pussy niggas eatin

>>150294911
That's what was going to happen if UFC wasn't fucking gay with their 5 round limits.

AARON.
PICO.

Du piggy needs to be more of a active power bottom, nigga laid their like a dead fish

If anyone saw Pico in Bellator years ago when he was a "hot prospect" and got heemed by a flying knee, you knew this was inevitable. He just doesn't have it, no one from Bellator every really did

>>150294954
>SUPPOSE TO BE
self deport

why was barboza's spinning wheel kick so pillow fisted. he seemed to land it flush on bare niggas to only knock them down or stagger them for a bit

>>150294976
We don't do that crap here, shitjeet. Maybe try Reddit.com

Keep the faith, Picobros. Our story isn't over.

>>150294773
>get his brain scanned for CTE

from getting humped?

>>150294987
He strikes with the foot instead of the heel.

>>150294988
you're 'suppose to be' in mexico

>>150295005
you're suppose to be shutting the fuck up

>>150295011
you dont decide that

who should be more embarrassed

Asakura or Dricus

>>150294994
he was doing good in his fight last night, he was actually winning. that elbow (and the one from the previous fight) both landed on their temple and it would kncoed anybody out.

just how pillowfisted is cumshot aidsmaev?

Motherfucker that posted a pizza fucked my night.
I so fucking hungry, bros.
I don't wanna drink shit Nescau and eat shit Cracker again. I want some delicious hot pizza like the one that brazilian motherfucker posted.

>>150294994
ahahaha what a fag

what did Logan Storley do that most UFC fighters cant do to MVP?

>>150292852
for a brief moment I considered whether this was ai or not

>>150295026
asakura since he was given a literal layup easy free win and fucked it up by striking like a fresh WMMA hire

>>150295027
Yeah his footwork and defense can be really dire though

If you were me, you'd be smoking weed and fishing grilling and chilling all day every day and trust me partner you'd be happy as hell too. Trust and believe that.

>>150295026
just wait till he grows out his hair and paints it blonde

>>150295026
Tim Dillon is a genuine bum
Khamzat has never lost

Idk if Du Piggy can ever retrieve his title again. Caio Nerd and Imavov are better than him.

>>150294994
Feel sorry for this guy, you can see this skills and athleticism when he fights but there’s a glaring hole in his game and already has a good amount of CTE

>>150294994
kwab

You could easily walk a mile in my shoes partner, my life is bitchin

>calls himself a wolf
>fights like a sheep
what did cumshot mean by this

Undefeated you say? Kumrat only has to win 385 more to catch up to this guy

>>150294930
not how mma works

Yall glazing on Cumshot the last few days and turn against him when he fights someone else soon. Wishy washy

Why is it allowed to have a pillow beard entirely on your chin? Pretty cowardly, not to mention looks like absolute shit. The sport would be better if beards were illegal. Would keep out these crotch sniffing wannabe-muslim faggots, Who should never be allowed in a first world promotion to begin with.

>>150295111
you should be able to grab that beard like an arm imo

My shoes are comfy as hell, playa!

>>150295094
Why do you have an artsy pic of an oiled up muscular man staring cock-eyed at the camera in his underwear saved to your computer

>>150295111
Maybe ya piglets can all Troon out and compete in WMMA since daddy beards got ya clitty squirtin like this

>>150295111
if you cant target a chin through a beard idk what to tell u

>>150295111
>BAN BEARDS!!!!
kek khamzat's done a number on you piggies huh

Talmbout fishin bubba?

>>150295127
For me it's my sweet ass collection of mint Jordan 3s

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mt2jj4/now_this_is_a_take_i_can_get_behind_a_100/

Rob Whittaker absolutely BTFO /heem/

>>150295162
Oh man those are by far the worst Jordans, horrible taste

>>150295150
Ya dead daddy fisted ya DDPond

>>150295111
Roy nelson wouldn't look good without a beard

>>150295173
Please stop tormenting my life.

Judging from these threads the only cumshot fans are homosexuals and trannies

People forget man, I literally picked Chimaev to win

>>150295168
based

>>150295172
for me it's my LA KNIGHTS PLAYA!

>>150295199
Im not a Khamzat fan

I literally have AGP

It's crazy Roy isn't in the Hall of fame

What's that playa!? Good googily-moogily!

>>150295226
props for filling in the A without using the slider

>>150295026
Du Rapedpig.

>>150295128
I just saved it but I ain't deleting it.

>>150295237
Dana hates him cause Roy wanted real sponsors that helped him get to the top like Burger King. Dana, being the bald HGH faggot he is, refused. So Roy is still a legend to this day while Dana tries to explain blanketfc on paramount to us

Dufaggot got raped! Big facts.

Spammy is a shitskin and has a very thin clitty

>>150295226
>dual sim
LOL, poor.

>>150295094
thats my dream body. did he do weights or just bjj/calisthenics?

Du Pigshit.

>>150295271
Post hot water heater or stfu mutt *spits on your shoe* shitskin!

Why not spam flying kicks when facing an elite wrestler? They can't grab you in the air.

Why is spammy seething at shrimpgod?

>>150292798
The question you are asking is: does Dricus have the power/weight to get Khamzat to overexert himself earlier than round 5 if he drilled and trained effectively? I think the answer to that is yes but he is horribly undertrained and his camp fumbled preparation. Dricus theoretically has the power to contest Khamzat but was totally bereft of technique. His camp believed that drilling submission defense would be sufficient to tire out Khamzat by round 3/4 but they were wrong. Executing that strategy would require significantly higher takedown defense to get Khamzat to exert himself prior to getting into a position where he can threaten a submission. Dricus would need to train completely different and I dont know if his camp is prepared to deal with that or if he is prepared to seek specialized training elsewhere. I do not think that Khamzat can fight DDP any differently than he did and in this respect you have to praise him and his camp for preparing perfectly but this makes his game vs Dricus essentially static.

Nobody is outwrestling Khamzat at equal energy and Khamzat will never be in a low energy state unless you contest his takedowns at their point of entry. Theoretically in terms of strength/power/weight he could do it but i am having a hard time believing that anyone could win rounds one and two and 99% probably three off of K which is the biggest issue if we are speaking of actually winning by decision

>>150295291
Afraid so.

Spammyjeet

dricus 48-47? what the fuck are you guys talking about? khamzat lost all except the third

I call him pakibong, lol!

>>150295308
Props for knowing who Dricus is

>>150294911
Just begging for his burnt bacon bussy and pig lungs to get pumped with Zatdaddy's steamy sexy loads.

>>150295308
Honestly? Respect.

Spammy's been spamming for 10+ years
A legend in the game
who are you?
A nobody
show some respect

>>150295329
Actually good point why didn't they just give Askren a pair of faggot lungs since he's already a faggot anyway?

Dricus 2,4,5
Khamzat 1,3 with 3 being a 10-8
draw, Dricus retains the belt

askren is still young enough to make a comeback and end the khamzat meme

>>150295337
Shrimpgod mogs him without even trying

Ben Askren is already an AIDS staph riddled faggot just give him some lungs off the next nigger junkie who overdoses every 0.5 seconds in LA?

unironically how does prime nate do at 170 vs yesterdays chamiv
I think youd be surprised and now that I think of it they were supposed to fight that one time

why is AIDSmaev so scared to fight with Dricus?

>>150295367
Askren vs Brazza in the green hoodie is the fight to make

>>150295380
Rod ass filename

>>150295372
Nate does even worse.

in all seriousness though, khamzat knew he would get fucked up badly by dricus if he even tried to fight for real

I smoked a bunch of weed now I'm really high help

DDP actually didn't train any wrestling you could tell, he was high on his own piss

I want to watch a godzilla movie and for some reason they all have these stupid boots on the ground human storylines with family and work drama.

>>150295421
get a cold glass of water sit down in a dark room for a bit, you've got the fear. this happens, it's a marijuana setback. It's why Nick Diaz is so fucked up, he smoked weed since he was 3

shall I bake

>>150293480
code?

>>150295413
Usdaddy is a much better fighter than Daddy Dick Piglet

Pig Rigg would dogwalk Khamzat

>>150295445
ginasexyladyboy
no code

>500 punches
>no damage
biggest story loss in the UFC

>>150295446
Wonder how Usman vs DDP would go unironically

>>150295473
but ddp just had what's unanimously considered the worst title defense of all time

>>150295478
He broke the pig's jaw

>>150295484
yeah and every other card there's a new worst decision of all time

can we use our mma refined minds and come up with a worse title fight main event? For me maybe anderson silva vs thales leites, but that was standing. Maybe a GSP fight, but he was usually more exciting than that

>>150295372
Khamzat would break Nates face and then turkeysalp him to remove his musculine.

>>150295484
Aldo getting heemed in 13 seconds was worse

I really enjoyed watching the look of shock and forlorn hope come over DDP's face 2bqh. especially since he and his coach were beaming at one another after the first round kek

kek

>>150295529
I knew they were done when their corner advice for two rounds was DDP smiling and his corner saying oh saffa u so strong mate you got this and he goes out and gets crucifixed for two more rounds

new

>>150295541

>>150295541

>>150295541

>>150295529
that's odd

hemm

>>150295573
don't cry
>>150295555
o i am laffin

finish

I love helen so much bros

watched some "highlights" of the "fight of the year", couldn't finish the video
holy shit, that's what mmacels look forward to? I'd rather watch third rate bareknuckle boxing than this

Make the thread faggot!

Faggot, make the thread