Thread 150293621

Caleb WIlliams is playing tonight

My Steelers :)

Reminder that the kiwibitch can’t fight, got mugged and earned a free trip to the hospital

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>inb4 he starts ranting about circumcision and jews like the predictable pussy he is

>>150293621 (OP)
Does anyone have that webm of Caleb with painted nails and a purse?

no threepeat?

this is going to be the gayest /nfl/ thread of the whole preseason so far

>>150293567
Most people who talked shit about him pre draft unironically watched less tape of him than me. His arm strength was never an issue he'd simply take too much off his throws outside the numbers. He still even now feels most comfortable driving throws between the hashes. A lot of young Quarterbacks do. Lamar was the same his first couple of years

Post rockets

>>150293649
>>150293655
Fucking hell

>>150293621 (OP)
2 Elite QBs playing tonight

>>150293658
Yep. At least til the next one.

>>150293688
digits of truth

Suck on this, Fentadelphia.

>>150293688
Case Keenum and Trubisky?

>>150293660
Well also Lanning's scheme in Oregon is very dink and dunk so there wasn't too much to go off of

>>150293710
Is it really worth bragging about when you're giving Dak 95% of his contract fully guaranteed

>>150293657
KWAB

I sports gamble for she

Reminder that Temujin is a woman LARPing as a man!

bearsies

OH NO NO NO I THOUGHT THE XEGLES WERE A COMPETENT NFL FRANCHISE, BOY WAS I MISTAKEN
MAHOMES OWNS YOU!

>>150293714
that's 2018 Pro Bowler and 2020 NVP Mitch Kissin Titties Trubisky to you

>>150293763
My great aunt had that same carpet

>>150293763
A U R A

>>150293710
that line is going to be dropping every year Jerry is still alive

>>150293783
Trust me, I am aware

>>150293807
Please direct your attention to this graph
>>150293768

>>150293808
>he was 18 when he posted it
God I wish I was a Chad

y'all know >MY steelies finna put the league on notice

Hey y'all
Lifelong Chiefs fan since 2017
Who's Tony Gonzalez?

>>150293846
Reminds me of da flu game where Kelce went straight to the locker room without shaking hands while the Broncos blasted Taylor Swift

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

>>150293720
Nix started roughly 30 games at Auburn before he transferred. Nothing was stopping these "experts" from going back and watching games from 19-21. I myself never realised how good his ability to extend plays was until I saw him road win @ LSU in 2021

>>150293673
Contributing

>>150293883
>Gaybe Gayvis chose to sign with the Jaguars instead of staying with Allen

>>150293875
Hes Giant Gonzalez's younger brother

>>150293763
immense faggotry

This general is so much better without the mutthugger shitting it up. Can we extend his vacation?

>>150293875
A guy who's wife divorced him and now he pays her alimony by working for her new boyfriend who owns a bookstore or something

>>150293768
that's what happens when you go from an owner that was literally about to gamble the team away at the casino to an owner that wasn't willing to spend a single penny on the team to the point of letting Reggie White walk over pocket change
notice what happens when you get a good owner

it is now time to remember jacoby brisket is based

>>150293883
This why I'm starting to come around to the idea of the Saints drafting Drew Allar. I know he's not as athletic as Josh Allen but still having this kind of physical talent reach its potential is franchise altering and he can elevate the entire team. I'm jealous of Bills fans.

>>150293821
yeah that's not going to save you from Jerry

>>150293920
Kay Adams should give away free slurpies but only to me.

Gabriel's pick 6 was fricking elite okay? That foomble? Taken out of context. Taking that sack? He didn't miss the free rusher, he just needs more help. He's a gunslinger, not afraid to take risks. No he didn't score, but he could have. Unlike Shedeur, who could've turned it over on either of his touchdown passes, Gabriel just really showed another level of potential to do the opposite of what he did on the field. I can't believe Sanders got glazed for scoring, we all know he could've taken a sack that one time. Watch tape bro, but just remember Gabriel's mistakes and Shedeur's accomplishments can't be judged off of tape or the boxscore. It's not about scoring or protecting the ball, it's about playing the game le right

>>150292480
>sneak a footfag
based?

Lets go buffalo, bears down!

>>150293858
See you in the Owl
I want payback on A-Rod but we don't have anybody to block TJ Watt

Temujin likes white guys.

>>150293938
Brisset was always good. I liked Eddie Lacy too.

>>150293938
what's wrong with the black hole question thoughever
aren't physicists kind of guessing with those anyway

>>150293673
This is one of my favorites from Lamar. Think it was a few years back now maybe 2021 or 2022

>>150293983
Chinese food is really good though. I love Boneless Chicken

I just like China food too though.

We posting tweets now?

Chinese food sucks. Japanese food is much better.

>>150293986
Nothing is wrong with any of them, he's based. Even though he's a moon cricket he's contemplating things. I can't hate.

>>150293983
>>150294005
>>150294007
Is this bots? You all just posted the same shit

>>150294005
>>150294007
based
>>150294011
>>150294032
cringe

>>150294000
Yeah, I like sechuan a lot, or anything with bean sprouts, or dumplings

>>150294032
No mine was the last one and that was a coincidence. But Lacy is well known for his love of China Food

>>150294000
>>150294059
based

pt2

>>150294011
>Japanese food
highly overrated, and not just by weebs

>>150294093
Every Japanese dish I've had, I thought was kinda bland

>>150294093
GIRUGAMESH!

>>150293751
The Mina poster went AWOL after this

>>150294011
And I bet the only Japanese food you eat is Ramen. You uncultured swine

Anyone got that Ochocinco one where he's tweeting and asking everyone at the pro bowl to go get breakfast with him? Or even when that anon had him sign a McDonald's bag

>>150293768
post new englands

>>150294005
>>150294011
Ive never eaten ANY oriental food, aside from sweet and sour chicken nuggies as a kid.
What should I go order?

>>150294150
Beef broccoli

Hey guys, remember when the Lions had the 1 seed?

>>150294159
goofs gotta goof

You now remember the faggot paradise Twitter was before Musk bought it

>>150294150
spaghetti-o's with a crumbled up fortune cookie in it

>>150294157
My goto is beef and hot peppers, but beef n broccoli is also really fucking good.

>>150294159
Remember when their OC and DC left the team?
lel

>>150294150
Lo mein and some sesame chicken. Potstickers ate good too when made right

ya sneed?

anyone have that chart of the how many each uncrustable each team eats?

>>150294169
amalgamation bot post from every twitter user at the time

>>150294166
Flip a Coin before every Lions game to see if you're getting Goff or Goof

>>150294150
pad thai or curry if you want spicy

>>150294201
Dr. Jared and Mr. Goof

>>150294174
finna based

>>150294169
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>>150294195
NFL players consume over 80,000 Uncrustables a year

>>150294178
I heard one of them went to a division rival
Lawl

>ameribellies get completely derailed when food is barely mentioned, probably immediately after dindin too
lose weight asap

>>150294150
If you liked sweet and sour try orange chicken, and get some fried rice with eggs in it. Really most American Chinese is good, it's mostly vegetables and meat stir fried with a sauce put on it over rice. Or get a lo mein, that's meat and veggies stir fried with egg noodles, a lot less sweet than orange chicken. Some places suck ass though and those are my go tos when trying a new place because of they fuck those up they probably can't do anything good. Or General Tsos, some places are sweeter and some are hotter. I've seen sauces that are like a syrup and some that are thin like onions sauce.

>>150294228
What makes these so good? Isn't it just a premade peanut butter and jam sandwich? is the bread really good or something?

>>150294245
This, we should be talking about qbs in their 20s.

>>150294245
>>150294249
kek

>>150294166
>>150294201
Certain posters want you to believe this is a top 10 NFL QB

>>150294228
Also
>Broncos most Uncrustables
>Saints least Uncrustables

Confirmed Sean Payton ate 50 Uncrustables a week then forced Broncos players to eat them when he moved to Denver

niggers be writing treatises about takeout orders

>>150294228
kek
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5854102/2024/10/24/uncrustables-nfl/

we Goofin'?

>>150294275
>tfw no dome

>>150294245
First Chicago Bears gamethread? (since there isnt one yet)
Gourmand general

>>150294264
High in protein a calories, can be gobbled up quicker than a protein bar and actually feels like you ate something. It's about function more than anything.

>>150294264
They're just convenient, athletes dgaf about food and just want convenient calories

da bears

>>150294297
and pure hyper processed sugar kek

>>150294264
They're just round PB&J sandwiches and as the name implies, they don't have the crust around the edge like normal bread has. They're only 200 calories or so so those guys can easily eat 3 or 4 in one sitting

>>150294264
Its no Goober and Grape, but they taste alright

>>150294249
>like onions sauce
>onions

This will never not be funny to me

>>150294264
they're easy calories. when I played in college I had a box of skippy squeeze tubes at halftime

Explain yourselves, Denver Broncos. How black are you that you need 700 uncrustables a week?

>>150294264
>is the bread really good or something?
The most important thing is, the bread is crimped and they are individually packaged. Makes them very easy to handle and eat on the go.

>>150294201
This is Justin Herbert not Jared Goff. Goff won 11 games in a row last season. Herbert has never come close to such a feat

Bo Nix + Uncrustables = MVP

>>150294366
Von Miller snatched up 400 of them to feed his illegitimate kids and their ham planet mothers

I thought orange slices were cool :(

>>150294384
Finally, an honest sign.

>>150293621 (OP)
Have a Bussy

>>150294402
KEK

>>150294169
I don't even like Musk,but he definitely made Twitter better

>>150294410
Bear is facing the wrong way.

Wow, look how old Edelman is now.
I guess I should get back into my wheelchair now.

uncrustables are good, but have you tried a wrap with peanut butter and fluff in it

Bearsbros, just checking, but who do we blame if Caleb does poorly again this year?

>>150294366
Hey well Walmart needs to do something with their expired stock

>>150294404
I like em even better as chocolate :3

You saw the way that Caleb grabbed Ben Johnson by the neck? Theyre definitely fucking

>>150294460
how else is he gonna learn the playbook

>>150294460
Smelly man sex worked for aaron rodgers, hopefully itll work for caleb too.

>>150294442
>who do we blame if Caleb does poorly again
3500 yards 20 td 6 int is "doing poorly" for a rookie with awful OL and coaching?

What's with the delay?

>>150294488
how many sacks?

>>150294460
Erin would never

>>150294442
The first month is probably gonna be really rocky, then he'll grow into the offense over the course of the season

>>150294442
year 1 of a new system, if he's still not getting it in year 3 we have a problem

>>150294497
zest cleanup on the field

Edelman sucks at this

>>150294500
That tends to be a problem when you attempt to run a college shotgun offense with a terrible OL in the NFL. We're lucky he didn't get fully broken like David Carr before he could get a real coach.

>>150294502
>It's been 11 years since Aaron Rodgers proclaimed he “really, really like[s] winning” when asked if he was a loser — but the New York Jets quarterback is still frustrated about the question in the first place.

>“I think I was upset with the framing [of the rumor] because it was meant to shame the idea of being a loser, and I have so many friends that are losers in the community,” Rodgers, 40, recently told author Ian O’Connor for his new biography, Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers.

>“I’m like, say anything you want about me, but do you understand these people are using this to shame the idea of being a loser?” the former Green Bay Packers legend elaborated. “That’s just disrespectful to all my friends who are in the community who don’t believe that it’s a choice. They were making it seem like you’re shaming people for being losers, when a lot of them, if you ask them, they didn’t ask for this life. ‘This is who I am.’”

>Rodgers explained that he “want[ed] to go after … the people [with loserphobic views] … not in relation to me, because I could give a s*** what they thought about me, but that they’re using this to shame, like it’s a bad thing to be a loser. Like it’s a negative.”

>>150294442
Purely socioeconomic factors

>>150294488
>garbage time stats

Caleb had one good game against a dead jaguars defense lol, sit the fuck down

>>150294497
They don't really care about the schedule times in the preseason. The tickets are cheap and sometimes they just get pushed back. broncos/cardinals wasn't scheduled to be that late but they just pushed it back because the Cardinals slept in or something

>>150294488
75% of those numbers were from playing prevent defense while being down 2+ scores. The deficit being a result of poor QB play to begin with.

>>150294536
It was two years today former Chicago mayor said "Soldier field should have a dome"

Gayleb is going to lose the starting position tonight

Greg Olsen is the real #1 p4p color commentator right now, Brady stole his gig but Olsen mogs him

is there evidence that Caleb can play an offensive style he's never played before

>>150294549
You didn't watch the Bears at all last season beyond lowlights you saw on Twitter.

My favorite part of Bears games is when they remind us that Ben Johnson is the HC

>>150294560
there's about to be

>>150294559
Greg Olson is a massive retard

My Bears are still shit :)

Here's to a good game Bears bros. Praying for no injuries

Great start special teams

>>150294547
Why would a straight man make reference to his lips and the color of them?

>>150294584
likewise

>>150294566
Cracked rib btw

bears dropped the ball. off to a great start

>>150294591
bussy is loose

Does anyone else like the new FOX score bug? I just wish it was a bit smaller.

>>150294569
I hate watched all of their games

>>150294591
His mom works at a salon and he grew up with her practicing nails and shit on him all the time. That's why he's so zesty

>>150294559
Both are the only two I actually listen to when they ramble, sometimes Charles Davis

>>150293881
>>150293881
God I love latinas

>>150294549
>being down 2+ scores
The Bears D was mostly good and kept games close all year. They weren't getting blown out by anybody.

Johnson is cooking, I fear

Are the Bills playing starters?

>>150294603
score needs a background. but the logos look good without one

BOOM HATERS BTFO

Josh Allen has a Mickey Mouse MVP

>>150294603
>>150294631
Agreed. Make it smaller and give the score a background matching team color

GENERATIONAL FUCKING TALENT BABY BEARS ARE BACK

The Bears aren't looking too bad against our backups. Offseason champs baby.

>>150294631
The lack of a background is what I like the most

>>150294640
How did he get it anyway?

Loveland looks legit

These TEs are nasty. Loveland and Kmet is unfair in 12 personnel

nice loveland's gonna need to be caleb's bestfriend(bf)

>>150294658
Lamar fatigue

Bearbros......We're so back

>Zaccheus
Don't let that fucker be your punt returner

SLICED
AND
DICED

Solid drive. I hope Ben Johnson keeps riding Caleb's ass. Alot of work to be done still.

caleb pull your socks up what the fuck

Wrap it up chuds, the bears have officially won the off-season. Where's their ring?

The lions are SO fucked.

>>150294681
I think Caleb would love Ben Johnson riding his ass too

fuck yeah caleb

>>150294659
loveland is mid, dude played with nobody to siphon targets in michigan and barely managed to put up numbers lol

>>150294697
If thats what it takes for greatness, so be it.

>>150294695
I'm still waiting for ravens preseason ring had 23 wins D:

Ohhhhhhh myyyyyy god. What was that? I have never seen the bears offense look like that? Is this possibly a modern and competent scheme?! Omg

>>150294706
He's a massive target that moves like a WR, I think he'll be fine buddy

Kek Burrs fans so hyped right now. Can’t wait for the comedown.

>>150294691
The sock rule is dumb anyways

>the scheme will create the opening
>often the first or second read
In case you didn't think Goff was a schemebabby who breaks down when his reads do

>8th season in the NFL
I have NEVER heard of this dude

>>150294715
He's a tight end so he'll naturally be mediocre and blown up to be a bigger deal than he really is.

>>150294743
He’s a WKU legend

Lmao cut this joker

The Bills are looking like refried dogshit.

Wow lot of white kids in the bears crowd, is this team based???

I cut my ballsack trying to trim my pubs with an electric razor
Go Bears btw

>>150294766
Football has always been a team based sport

just put the Lombardi trophy in the bag

>>150294766
Tickets are expensive

>>150294774
Damn, nigga wearing JNCOs

>>150294741
Sick scripted preseason opening drive against backups. Bears have really made it.

okay bench caleb so i can enjoy the rest of my week

>>150294691
he'll TANK the fine just like he TANKED all those sacks

Reminder that Ben Johnson was with the Lions for 5 years

>>150294781
mildly based but then

Explain yourself vikings:
https://x.com/i/status/1957070505858695344

How did Caleb look on his first drive? I see they scored.

>>150294741
This is bad because......

>>150294801
ZAMN!!

>>150294808
Pretty good

Are Caleb's socks like that because he is afraid people will think he's not black?

>>150294777
WITNESSED

>>150294808
He looked okay. He made throws that he should have.

>>150294817
damn... was goof a ben-babby?

>>150294787
How the fluff does one get sacked moar than burrow?

>>150294801
I love all the fake performative bullshit on this like people don't get the problem. No one cares about male cheerleaders trying to get pussy, they just weren't doing the fucking same shit as the women before. Now its clearly some dude being a zesty bitch. Should be the bears head cheerleader.

>>150294808
idk if the bills starters are in but he was 5/6 with a tud

>>150294824
Lions are going to crash and burn in spectacular fashion.

>>150294820
Wheres #99 in that picture of DA Burrs?

Buffalel has NO discipline

>>150294852
what did you just say about me you little punk

:3

Im not going to masturbate until after the Texas vs Ohio State game

Interesting. After the scripted drive Gayleb is back to sucking

I need another repeat of this gem

>>150294913
He just needs more time

>>150294913
>It's Caleb's fault that the skill players botched the screen and that Odunze dropped the ball

still thinkin bout them uncrustables

>>150294932
So gayleb is a screen merchant that can't throw catchable balls?

>>150294946
Tight End merchant

>>150294920
Joe Brady mogs the shit out of Dorsey as playcaller. I'm surprised he didn't get HC interviews this off season

>>150294946
This is the mind of a Caleb hater, they ignore all context and then reflexively move to the next goalpost when you confront them.

>>150294957
Midget merchant

>>150294957
Isn't that just sex trafficking?

Didn't the Burrs go 3-0 during last year's preseason? Surely the offseason champions gimmick has to be getting old at this point.

>>150294968
Dude makes johnny manziel look good

Why the fuck can I hear the Spanish dub?

goddamn shes got a huge forehead

Bagent bros.... he's mogging rn

>>150294991
Maybe on planet retard

>>150295006
consider yourself lucky

Is Caleb out already?

>>150294983
Bears fans are retarded with selective memory

>>150295045
he is the starter, they typically only play like 1-3 drives

The Bears being good will destroy this genny

>>150295045
Tyson Bagent told him to get off the field then plonked him for talking back. His bussy is questionable

>>150295082
i will be here for it

off to a fantastic start, refs

>>150295082
They're going to be humiliated week 1 just like 2 years ago when Bears fans hyped up how Fields with weapons was about to take the division by storm.

>>150294832
I wanna say for historical reference...
In high school I was band and it was one of our regional competitions. It was at our house so we watch bands before we perform,and this band had a male color guarder. He was in the girl outfit. It was hilarious and appalling all in one moment. I had to hold all that laughter in for their entire peformance. Everyone did. It was some black queer.

>>150295099
>JJ McSharty on the road in Soldier Field
Dennis Allen and our upgraded D will beat the Viqueens by themselves

>>150295110
not to mention BJ owns Bussy Flores

>>150295110
>our

Bagent bros........ we've got em on the ropes

>>150295132
wonder if we see him start if Williams sucks it up again

>>150295125
yes

Thoughts on Caleb’s performance?

>>150295110
Your dline is a side grade, and far worse than what Mccarthy has practiced against all summer.
It's gonna be a 100% repeat of Bears Packers 2023.

>>150295132
yur mums getting my ropes on her face

>>150295149
Solid

full moon out tonight fellas
https://youtu.be/vKTYi8J4iUk

>>150295099
Youre going to say this every day until it doesnt happen which will only make Bears fans exaggerate the significance of a week 1 game even further.

>>150295154
any comments you'd like to give on this?

>>150295170
Not sure this sport is for me anymore

>>150295165
Bears still don't know who their LT is. Greenard alone will likely register 3 sacks.
>>150295170
Yea, a white man took a woman's job. Based

The Sony headsets look so much better than the Bose ones did

>>150295100
Yes exactly, everyone was holding back laughter, that is the point I'm making. It will forever be that way no matter what these degenerates want to push.

>>150295186
>Yea, a white man took a woman's job. Based
what a lousy cope
no rangz

>>150295170
He can get as much black dick as he wants, I guess? Just trying to find out why you'd wanna humiliate yourself like that.

>>150295154
Its going to be a repeat of 2009 NFC Championship Game, with Dennis Allen at DC

>>150295149
He was okay. Both of those passes to Kemet and Loveland weren't as easy as they appeared on tv because he had to layer the ball over the linebackers but still you expect him to make those throws. I'm a Caleb believer but I'm far from taking a victory lap. Ben Johnson riding him hard in practice and making things really challenging is going to help him out a lot. This is what he needed. Nothing amazing, especially considering I don't think Buffalo played its starters on defense.

God I fucking hate Kevin Warren

Shitposting aside that was nice drive from Trapilo at RT. Just went back and rewatched him individually on every play from that drive. Strong in the run game and 2x clean kick step

>>150295230
I don't know why you bears retards hype up a DC whose defense fell off planet Earth his last 2 years when he no longer had a super stacked personnel.
Bears have like one elite defensive player in Johnson, and no blue chip pass rusher.

>>150295248
He looks more comfortable passing the ball and not looking like he is lost on the field. He still needs to work on throwing the ball away.

>>150295261
The Bears' 2nd round tackle is giving Braxton Jones a run for his money apparently.

mike white isn't looking alright bros...

Patty Cuckitini

Patty 40-6

>>150295273
>whose defense fell off planet Earth his last 2 years
The Saints' defense was solid over the past couple years tho

>>150295282
Poles has fucked up a lot of picks but I thought Trapilo was a nice get in the 2nd round. Heard they're not set who's starting on right side atm wouldn't be surprised if they go with the rookie week 1

Why was that nigger caleb wearing NO SOCKS?

Disgraceful

>>150295273
He presses WRs and plays aggressive with stunts and blitzes which Flus refused to do despite having the best secondary in the league. Also JJ gonna be shadowing #1s finally. All that will help the pass rush.

>>150295315
There was nothing solid about the 2024 defense lmao.
The 2023 defense were also paper tigers

this virtual measurement shit sucks

>>150295347
I like it

>>150295284
White bros... its over...

Luther Burden is a baller. Bears got the best WR in the draft at #39
>>150295343
Your argument is that DA is shit because his defense "fell off" conveniently when all his most talented players got hurt or left? It's hard to play good D in a dome anyway, let alone with backup scrubs.

Bears the kings of preseason.

Bagent is looking just as good as Caleb, lmao.

should try to do a game without a review every other play

>>150295397
agree :)

>>150295273
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>im-fucking-plying the saints had elite players on defense lmao

Dennis Allens ass tight cover 1 scheme was perfect at frustrating old school QBs like brady with no mobility. its made for beating the goffs, purdys and daks of the NFC

>>150295336
You can only do so much without an elite rusher. You can bully weak olines sure, and that'll get you wins over the bottom feeders of the league, but going up against the top olines if you don't have a guy that consistently wins 1 on 1s you're going to just get diced up in the short game.

>>150295410
The semi-bear nose on this one is cute.

This is it bearsbros, we’re winning an owl this year

>>150295347
its still based on the completely arbitrary spot by a ref

Mike White can only play qb when he's playing against the bills

>>150295441
moving on from smith was the right move, but i still dont like how reid did alex dirty

Get Whiteboi out of there!

>>150295429
if Gayleb doesn't paint his nails like a fag in the regular season opener, I feel very strongly that we got this

wtf the bills drafted lex luther?

Burden is a beast

bros...

The Bears are going to the Owl and I am losing my virginity

Burdens got that dawg in him

>>150295417
2006 superb owl Bears with Lovie didn't really have one elite DL pass rusher either, it was volume between Ogunleye, Alex Brown, Tommie Harris, etc. Bears have dudes lurking inside and outside who can win 1-v-1s, esp when the press coverage man gives them extra seconds.
I would not be mad if they found a way to trade for Trey Hendrickson though lol.

The preseason games have been a lot more fun this year than normal.
Kinda weird

I want bagent as qb2 for my kangz

>>150295472
Where are his eyebrows?

>>150295508
There are more storylines to be invested in

Benny J is COOKIN

>>150295511
I think Kangz probably sign Tannehill as QB2, cut Howell, and keep Brosmer as QB3.

>>150295525
I remember when Ryan Tannehill converted from WR to QB at Texas A&M

Tyson bagent will be the next purdy

Wheeler better make the active roster.

Buffalo defense is still ass? No superbowl for you.

>>150295546
>heh I remember when they converted that whipper snapper Tannehill from the Wide Receiver position to the Quarterback position..... They don't convert Wide Receivers like they used to

Aight go to bed gramps

This buffalo team sucks. I think I was right having the jets winning the division this year. There's no way they will ever beat my chiefs in the conference lol.

Bagent could start for the Colts and Saints.

Where is Tre Hendrickson going?

And now we know that /nfl/ is absolutely flooded with Bears fans

Bears winning it all.

Mike White, I remember that name from a few years ago

yeah yeah the bears are cute and all but >MY steelies finna run this thang

>>150295592
Not even in Madden

Name players or coaches that used to be on your team that you want to see do well this year for their new team
>Aaron Glenn
>Ben Johnson
Goddammit Ben why did you have to stay in the NFCN

>>150295604
He had a based game for the Jets and then parleyed that into going to the dolphins and now the bills

POST YFWDBWDSB
https://youtu.be/VucJeNMX8hE

Bears fans falling for it again? Who could have predicted this

>>150295585
They all go back to their holes around week 6.

RIP Terrell Smith

>>150295585
This is a bears board

bears and panthers are kinda good arent they

>>150295628
this time is different somehow

>>150295626
what a fucking throwback

>>150295626
I miss the golden era of /sp/

>>150295626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckHTUUog8s

Da bears have always been the official team of 4chan don’t you forget it

>>150295649
They hired the #1 offensive coordinator in the league, that the whole league wanted and respected, as opposed to the colts maligned middling DC.

>>150295660
thats the chiefs, newfag.

>>150295626
cringe

>>150295652
we're entering a new one

>>150295628
I remember them laughing at me after I said post week 6 that with the easy part of their schedule over they were only gonna win 3 of their next 11 games.
I was told they were gonna be 10-7 at minimum.

>>150295662
Mike McDaniel energy but somehow better

>>150295665
nah the chiefs only recently the DA Bears always...what happen to the Germany guy that use to post about the bears

>>150295662
You guys said this about nagy

>>150295585
The Bears are the most soulful football team

>>150295671
this shit is back oh no...

>>150295674
As a lions fan I genuinely think the bears will be right around .500 this season

>>150295662
ben johnson shit the bed in every game that mattered

>>150295674
That Washington game was such a disaster. Flus lost the locker room immediately after that, Waldron continued to be clueless, OL continued to suck and the season was essentially over.

>Rattler balled out
our QB1

>>150295698
Lions doing lions things

>>150295626
https://youtu.be/ooT_uz--O2A?si=2pttZAxPYXJAvj5z

this White boy is trash

>>150295698
I thought that was Goof goofing and the Loins perpetually shitty defense?

>>150295703
Your QB 2 after going 0-3
Then your QB 1 after going 0-5
Then your QB 3 after going 0-7
Then your QB 1 after going 0-10
Then your QB1 after going 2-15

>>150295697
7-10 is my guess, maybe 8-9.
Their lack of a LT, RB1, and any pass rush is still going to bite them in the ass.

AFC: playoffs
Ravens
Bills
Chargers
Houston
Bengals
Steelers
Jets
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Broncos
Chiefs
Jaguars
Browns
Raiders
Colts
Patriots
Dolphins
Titans
NFC: playoffs
Eagles
Buccaneers
Lions
Rams
Cowboys
Panthers
Bears
----------------
49ers
Cardinals
Commanders
Packers
Falcons
Seahawks
Vikings
Giants
Saints

>>150295692
>midwest team known for cold weather and defense
I can smell the chili already

>>150295698
Not really, he didn't scheme the injury riddled defense that cost them in the playoffs

>>150295703
The pick was pretty bad ngl. Hard to separate Rattler vs Shough right now if the coaches are heavily weighting these games

>>150295688
Nagy took Trubisky to the Playoffs with 12 wins winning the North.

>>150295709
Going empty set when you’re running for 7 ypc is retarded. I don’t need to be a veteran playcaller to know that.

Dunno why the Bills decided to just not make any improvements in the off season

>>150295725
Insane levels of retardation and zero awareness of other football team.
Guessing a Steelers or Cowboys fan, maybe Bears.

Mfw the general is the best it's ever been now that the Mahomes Schizo is gone

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If Josh Allen gets hurt the Bills are fucking screwed.

that was a midseason holding call, MY reffies are in elite form already

Bears and Steelers A-Rod/Bears rematch is the most kino possible Owl this year

THAT'S holding? Yet the shit we see the Chiefs get away with and they get nothing?

>>150295738
During a year where Rodgers was injured, the Lions were the classic Lions, and the Vikings had a hilarious coaching meltdown / shuffle they couldn't get sorted.
Their offense also wasn't that good. Trubisky was a pure game manager and they relied heavily on their defense to keep scores low, despite Nagy supposedly being an offensive genius according to bears fans.

Oh fucking hell kek Bagent was looking so good now he's just plonked himself

I had sex with Mina Kimes

>>150295749
I'm a browns/jets fan
>>150295754
Did he get banned?

>>150295728
Chicago Decembers are like 40 degrees now

Bills won't make the playoffs this year.

>>150295786
hi Justin

>>150295778
Well I guess it's a shame for you that neither of them is sniffing the playoffs.

>>150295786
did you cum?

>>150295780
>Trubisky was a pure game manager and they relied heavily on their defense to keep scores low, despite Nagy supposedly being an offensive genius according to bears fans.
An offensive genius cant fix a fundamentally broken QB

>>150295796
neither will the chiefs

>>150295786
me too but before you

>>150295801
No, she got mad because I was jumping like a furious beast and she wasn’t getting off, so she pushed me away and told me I’m a creep

Green Bay Packers fan here, the bears look REAL scary. I’m going to admit it, the bears have me shitting my diaper.

>>150295811
that's just so typical of her

>>150295800
Both will have top 10 defenses and a lot of potential on offense, but cool hot take

>>150295700
I am eternally mad

>>150295709
it was
dont let these butthurt detroglodytes convince you otherwise

Gayleb
Penisilliams

>>150295585
>85

WIDE RIGHT
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>>150295725
yeah but >MY steelies just gotta make it to the dance...

>>150295824
>bears
>top 10 defense
Funny joke
Solid secondary but zero pass rush

ninja

wtf he missed a 56 yarder? i thought every kicker could make a 70 yarder in-game with the rule change?

>>150295825
Everyone acted like it was some big turning point, the team was already in the gutter for weeks at that point.

Bears givin ya a scare?

>>150295700
>>150295825
Imagine the timeline if that ball was swatted down

he gots da flu n shieet

>>150295786
me too but after you

>>150295568
kek

>>150295839
This roster is more talented than a lot of those Dennis Allen Saints defenses that finished top 10, and now instead of a dome he gets freezing windy cold to coach in. Bears have dudes but Flus was obsessed with Cover 2 only rushing 4 about 80% of the time. DA dials up heat.

>Panthers interested in trading for Hendrickson
Who do they have that the Bengals would even want?

bear down

Good job Bears
Winning a pointless game by big number

>>150295869
Yea I'll believe it when I see it. Bears weren't even getting home in blitzes last year, and a big reason for their pass defense being decent was due to how much they dropped back.
They go up against two great olines to start the season, so if they're getting lots of sacks and a high pressure rate then I'll be convinced, but for now I'm pressing X to doubt.

I hope Brian Flores gets a HC job next season
these uppity Viqueers endorsing jewish faggotry need to be humbled

I don’t know ball

>>150295915
>thinking he'll ever get a HC job with this lawsuit going
He's ours forever, just like the Chiefs have Spags permanently
The only thing that would make an owner ignore the rest of the owners and hire him as a HC is if the Kangz won an owl in large part due to the defense.

>>150295932
nobody here really does
r/nfl unironically would bend /nfl/ over in a quiz about the NFL

>>150295906
Brisker staying healthy is a big part of it. He's like an extra LB vs the run and a ball hawk, reminds me of Sean Taylor.

>>150295958
Feel free to stay there, faggot

Daniel Hardy lit that motherfucker up my goodness

SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE HENDRICKSON IS GOING

>>150295958
You have to go BACK

>>150295982
IN YOU

>>150295982
>Frank Gore Jr
I'm old...I remember hearing "Frank Gore, the rookie"

I don't think I've seen one of those ai anime girls of the Cardinals

Pam is my waifu

>>150295996
I mean, I think there are worse people to get fucked by I guess

>>150296001
I 'member watching the Miami game where his knee got destroyed and everyone thought he was kill

>>150295978
>>150295990
He's right.

Trubisky should easily have the job, lmao. I mean he is a viable starter on probably like 29 teams.

pre season is not relevant

>>150296030
He seems like the kind of dunce that McDermott would irrationally hate

>>150296034
no shit pablo

>>150296034
It’s not relevant for team strength but it is interesting to see the rookies play

>>150295982
Bears have a huge need for him.
Offseason champs never sleep

>>150296060
New
In a few

Damar Hamlin sucks, he legit just fell over on that TD by Zaccheus

>>150296017
Like 5 people show up to YouTuber Cardinals meetups

>>150296041
Maybe he tried to talk about 9/11 with him and no one told Mitchie to just smile and nod.

>>150296065
stop posting before 500 rasmfag

>>150295982
Washington genuinely has a huge need for him. They're trading Brob to someone for picks and using picks+cash to get Hendrickson

>>150296028
Nah he isnt, not at all
>le quiz
Im talking about whats quantifiable. Whos gonna be good this year, who can standout and whatnot. Sure plebbit can study like nerd about old facts but /nfl/ intuition is second to none.

>>150296088
>they fear his power
>>150296085
Last thread went over bump, just being proactive

I hate Patrick Mahomes

>>150295805
Of course. The Bills only make the playoffs to job to the Chiefs in the AFC Championship.

>the marriage between caleb williams and ben johnson
what did fox mean by this