Thread 150295541

heemvious: >>150292730

news
>Chimchads won

Fluke. Chimaev better not duck the rematch. He knows what will happen.

https://x.com/MMAJOEYC/status/1957226608642736628

https://x.com/SpinninBackteet/status/1957221101739946398

Dricus deserves a participation trophy

Cumshot AIDSmaev tested positive for HIV

>>150295541 (OP)
what do those quotes about khamzat having bad striking have to do with the fight

morne visser? more like morne KISSER

>>150295577
Du porky was pozzed and prolapsed?

mental illness

>>150295624
seething about chimaev's win? agreed

i truly believe de ridder is the key

Which one /heem/?

where does fluffy fit into all of this?

>>150295646
middle and them claim rape for a cool 10k payout

DDP has the record for being crucifixed in a fight. What the fuck was he afraid of? He got so dominated, he was scared to even stand up at points.

The Bellator co-main event experiment has failed

>>150295721
He realized Chimaev was the much better grappler and didn't want to risk giving up a sub. Even his "big" reversal at the end of the 5th round ended with Chimaev back on top. Just an all-around schooling.

>>150273658
hehe

>>150295721
embarrassing for dricus but also how do you crucifix a guy three times and not get a finish. valentina shevchenko finishes from that position. with how cheeks ddps grappling looked i don’t think it reflects well on chimaev that he made it to the decision

Dricus oinked oinkily down the stairs

>khamzat has the record for failing to do anything with dominant positions
crucifixed that for you

DDP vs. Anthony Hernandez in an Apex headliner it is then

>>150295758
>ddp couldn't stop khamzat from doing nothing
yikes playa!

>>150295737
I don't doubt it man I see it for what it is, DDP has some fucking serious work to do before he gets a shot again

*puts you in a crucifix*
*smiles at you*

honestly pretty lame that you just have to be good at fighting to be good at it and you don't have to like be masculine or have an alpha mindset
it's just not right that a nerd ass nigga like mikey musumeci could pin down and rape bradley martins if he wanted to

EPOZat is kind of unstoppable. DDP didn't look strong ever, he only got some reversals very late and failed to do anything

if khamzat emoted on dricus from crucifix nobody would be complaining about how boring the fight was

Dricus simply couldn’t fathom that Khamzat would be so dishonorable and cowardly as to not even attempt damage or submissions at all. He maxed out his submission defense and didn’t even bother learning takedown defense due to this; he had to learn on the go from scratch and managed to figure out reversals in the last few minutes of the fight and threaten a sub of his own. DDP destroys Khamzat in the rematch

>>150295807
Grasso lookin rough

>>150295812
>not even attempt damage or submissions at all
>managed to figure out reversals in the last few minutes of the fight and threaten a sub of his own
>destroys Khamzat in the rematch
go back to focusing on your math homework Cho. your country has no idea about fighting

>>150295820
Du piggies really though this would happen Lmao

Sup faggot

if you don't like wrestling, watch boxing

>tippy tap point games from strickland
>snuggle fest slumber party from khamzat
can a real fucking fighter step up?

avg paki meatrider

>OH ZATDADDY YESSS DOMINATE ME
>GIMMIE THAT 50-44

He actually got put into crucifix position three times. He got Kimbo'd, three times. I can't trust this man anymore, he is not the one

>>150295861
Imavov, Borralho, RDR, Fluffy, Strickland, Izzy, Allen, Robocop, Costa... Chimaev has a good schedule ahead of him

>>150295874
zero threat on the entrance.

>>150295874
>>150295870
All DDP has to do is survive the first round and he got this

>>150295874
>trend toward dricus
eventually it will hit 5 minutes

I only watched the main card, are the prelims worth watching?

>"If you guys don’t wanna watch grappling and wrestling — don’t watch the UFC.
>You guys are complaining about something which is very easy problem to fix.
>Let’s say Khamzat is about to fight again. All you have to do is, you see this button right here. It’s called off button, [presses remote].
>It’s a very simple problem to fix guys. You making it a bigger deal than it is."
https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1956969418983879109

>>150295896
Only 4 minutes and 38 seconds to go

Where the fuck is shavkhat?

>>150295890
Chimaev showed good fight IQ. It wasn't unreasonable for people to have expected that he'd blow his load hunting for an early finish. Now everyone knows he can dominate you on position alone through 5 as well as kill you early. He's an even scarier fighter today than he was before.

ALEXANDER VOLKANOVSKI: Lerone Muprhy in December

a buddy of mine who doesnt watch mma watched the fight and he was asking me today if driscus was the actual champion of that division and was confused by how someone that bad can be a champion
there are probably lots of cazzies who dont watch mma now thinking that ddp is some ai generated jobber npc who was spawned for 1 fight only to lose to chimaev and that khazmat must suck because he couldnt finish him when in reality those two are arguably the two best middleweights to ever exist

>>150295901
guru will 10-7 mickey mouse in this debate

Okay but honestly it got pretty upsetting for a couple of rounds there when Khamzat started to literally rape DPP.

>>150295899
oleksichuck knocking out shart 3

>>150295914
Actually he is fighting prates, cazzie.

>>150295916
Dricus has one of the those styles that was always going to look straight up shit as soon as someone had his number

>>150295916
Not for long

HOLY FUCK
FIGHTFAIRY IS LIVE AND SHE IS DROPPING SOME SERIOUS TRUTH NUKES
https://www.youtube.com/live/14NRFQzCSJc
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Carlos Prates would fucking murder Volkanovski easily

>>150295930
his tdd defense told the story, you can only depend on big explosion cartoon shit so many times, he was raped

>>150295941
>fightfairy
sounds gay I ain't clickin that shit

>>150295916
khamzat will gladly kill the division and the sport for some cash

>>150295941
I could not possibly care more, b

>>150295874
by the 50th round bumrat will have no answer for Dricus's TDD

>>150295941
you're so desperate for female attention

>>150295952
Based!

>>150295578
That piggy was stress eatin'!!

>>150295955
Khamzat is fucking based, I'm glad he's back and hope he stays active. Kill everybody brazza!!

>>150295909
um actually its 79 rounds to go

>>150295941
I'm not clicking but I'll ask two things. 1. Is she putting her hands behind her head and showing pits? 2. Are they hairy like that one time?

>>150295983
Yes and yes

Murphy vs. Volkanovski 2

the most exciting win you are ever going to see from khamzat again is a quick submission

>>150295962
DDP lost
Deal with it

When I found out fartfairy was Russian my huge dick instantly got super hard ngl

>>150295941
my dick down her throat

DDPiggy.

>>150295941
Clicked there because I thought it was MMA guru, what a disappointment

>>150296050
He said it was fight fairy in his post you fucking retarded spic

>>150296050
KILL YOURSELF GURUFAT

>>150295855
no non-Mexican boxing fan thinks post-GGG Clenelo is worth watching
and even then Dana White would still rather watch a Clenny fight than his own events

Fight fairy is American actually

if wrestling and jiu jitsu are so entertaining then why do they struggle to exist financially

>>150296094
Doesn't make my dick any less hard playa!

KHAMZAT LOST THE STORY I DONT CARE
WRESTLEFUCKING IS NOT FIGHTING

>>150296024
I am dealing with it by celebrating you dope

>>150296114
Check again

>>150296094
Didn't someone say she's in Manhattan? I live in Brooklyn and travel to Manhattan for work most days of the week. What should I do if I run into her?

>>150296119
TRVKE

Khamzat would do that to Tom Aspinal

>>150296119
>i take down i smash
Turned into
>i take down i hug

>>150296141
You never leave your house so that won't be a problem, she has a boyfriend anyway

Chimaev vs prime Anderson Silva
I have chimp

>>150295941
FightMommy is so cute.....

>>150296160
Why are you being mean?

HUG EVERYONE SNIFF EVERYONE I KNEE EVERYBODY THIGH ALLAHU AKBAR

Literally just bribe Magomed to go to a trilogy with Poatan but then do Khamzat vs Poatan and Khamzat vs Aspinal champ-champ-champ same night old school tourny stole

>>150296160
Why so defensive? I just told you I commute into the city lol

Their is literally a alien mother ship speeding towards earth and all you idiots are talking about is dumbass heems

>>150296173
Every single person in the top 10 today beats prime silva

>>150296176
I was strategically trying to sway you away from dating her since i also live in Manhattan, cat is out of the bag ig...

>>150296185
I literally saw a UFO in my back yard I shot at it with my rifle and it flew off playa

khamzat wouldn't even be ranked in the prime dricus era

Fuck I love helen yee so much bros

Fight Fairy is literally a Canadian from Toronto

Toilet till: avenged

>>150296210
I think youre right about that.

pereira or oliveira have one boring fight:
>ah well he had to do that to win, you gotta hand it to him
khamzat has one boring fight:
>fucking mudslime mountain monkey. what a nonwarrior race of people

Yeah I think so, you're probably right about that.

BJ Penn is in a crystal cavern with Diego and they are laughing at us

GSP retired and people just forgot that he invented the wrestle fuck meta
pretending it never happened
MMA has been solved for a while

>>150296232
BJ Penn is on the run on the big island of Hilo Hawaii, tweeking off crystal meth and evading the law. Like God intended.

laying on the opponent is ontologically evil

>>150296239
GSP is different in the sense he didn't have a decade of Ls like silva and retired at the top, he also didn't pull an Aldo and came back after retiring to get exposed and have his legacy shat on.

>>150296193
>pic
How is it possible that the Dricus corner was this shocked by Chimaev's wrestling? Everyone knows he's amazing with it. Did they not work on TDD at all in camp? What exactly was the game plan?

>>150296254
He is on the fucking run bro! BJ RUN LIKE SONIC!

>>150296266
>he also didn't pull an Aldo and came back after retiring
He did though

This bf6 beta is fucking cash

1 minute timer starts when opponents clinch/wrestle, fighters get reset unless in an active submission, the non marketable russians get fucked, and ko percent goes up, wow i solved it dana

i like ONE cuz they only match cute girls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Ax8hgw14o

>>150296267
>What exactly was the game plan?
1. weather the storm
2. take chimaev to the deep waters
3. win

so you're really all just gonna memoryhole every previous khamzat fight where he doesn't know how to do anything but sprint for a sub and brawl

Pinkus du Piggie

>>150296314
You can't take him to deep waters if you're willing to accept stalemate positions just so he can't advance. Dricus had to work but preferred to hold on to Khamzat in half guard and side control and even crucifix so he could avoid eating big shots and keep himself safe from chokes and armlocks. He didn't do anything to take Chimaev to deep waters. He let him work at his own pace for legit 98% of the fight.

dricus should have just stood up

>TELL MY BELT I LOVED HIM!!!
>AAAAAHHHHHH
So why didn't he train to defend a single take down?

would Jiri have done better than Dricus?

>>150296335
Yes but that's Chimaev's fault not Dricus'
Dricus is NOT to blame for that
There was nothing he could do different
Blame boring Chimaev 100%

>>150296362
I'm pretty sure most the other fighters in the UFC know how to defend atleast 1 take down.. since it is MMA, apparently Dricus has no clue though

>>150296315
oh yeah I remember that time he brawled prime meershart into the shadow realm. good times

short notice washed up usman > DDP

>>150296356
Well actually he gets to keep his belt. Hamzat gets a new one.
They don't actually take the belt away from former champs.
Now you know.

jan vs glover was way worse

>>150295941
Being a woman is life on easy mode. Just look at the conor accusers.

I was watching the fight at a party and that main killed the entire vibe I never seen something like it kek what a boring shitter

>>150296374
Nah you don't know what you're talking about. Dricus accepted stalemates. It's on him to struggle out of positions that he knows are disadvantageous and score for Chimaev. All Dricus did until the last round was sap his own gas tank by trying to buck and explode out of the crucifix. He needed to be willing to give up his back, attack off his back, scramble wildly anytime Khamzat passed half or 3/4. Instead he accepted it all and decided to take no risk so he wouldn't be exposed to getting finished.

>>150296409
People send fat ass guru these type of donos all the time it has nothing to do with being a woman

>>150296409
she's so mid. what is wrong with you fools

> no numbered event in September

Thank you mexican corruption, very cool

Dricus Du Pigglet? Got raped I'm afraid.

>>150296421
you would fuck khamzat up

>>150296414
The worst party vibe killer is when someone busts out weed

>>150296414
So Khamzat beat DDP and busted your gay party, ye i'm thinking Borz won the story

I was pretty down about Dricus losing last night then I thought about MMA guru wearing his stupid South African hat with his dumbass outfit and flat and his big dumb ugly face, lmao!

>>150296414
All your pink piggie friends stopped oinking oh noo

>>150296409
I used to have a crush on these moon face 4/10s cause nobody else liked them but nowadays they get into niche hobbies like mma forums or pinball arcades and they get random simps who somehow have massive savings accounts

With 12 - 6 elbows around, I really thought there would be more wrestlers who finish fights by now

>>150296474
You're an obese mutilated mutt

Geoff Neal won.

>Thinks he's a champ
>Didn't win a single round
why did he do it?

>>150296487
Because he sucks and he was never good

>>150296484
Stop projecting weirdo

The Dricus win will age very poorly for Khamzat I fear

homosexual grappling should be banned from this sport

The mutilated part revved him lol

khamzat won the rounds but lost the fight

South Africa lost cricket, rugby, and a belt in 36 hours

>>150296422
There is no reason why you'd give 50 bucks to fight fairy other than female acknowledgement. She's not funny or insightful

>>150296495
I'm not, it's a statistical fact.
Kill yourself btw

>>150296497
more like khamzat's next fight will have everyone asking just how good is dricus

>>150296500
Dirty Diaper Piggy lost.

>>150296503
>>150296512
Revved

>>150296509
She put a red dot on her forehead yesterday and spoke in a funny Indian accent thoughever

>>150296421
He nearly got choked out many times

>>150296484
>>150296512

all im saying is that if khamzat was aljo, daner wouldnt singing him phrase at the post fight press conference for that performance.
racist bitch

>>150296527
I reconsider

>>150296524
i couldnt care less about a south african mutt
i say it for the sake of the sport

So.... that was the worst title fight I've ever seen in the UFC.
Has anyone else ever done the same or worse?

>>150296527
Proof?

>>150296541
Difference is khamzat has rabid subcontinental fans and aljo's only fans are his team

>>150296553
khabib vs raging al

>>150296484
>>150296512
spammers...

>>150296541
if aljo had saudi money backing him and a horde of inbred fans he would

>>150296509
Yeah you can say whatever you want about guru but he earns it
someone tips him, he dances

>>150296559
cumshot has no fans

>>150296553
You started watching mma yesterday didn't you

>>150296553
Carla Esparza vs Rosa Namajunas was rly bad but I think khamzat stunk it up worse

even sean and pereira were able to take a few rounds

>>150296566
He does but most hail from the 3rd world

zatbabies don't seem very secure about their "dominant" performance...

daner turned down the idea of a finish bonus where any finish gets a bonus cheap motherfucker

>>150296576
imagine the smell

>>150296591
Seven point seven billion dollar deal btw... pay the fighters you pink pig

>>150296591
daner should pay us for having to suffer through brazza crotch sniffing

khamzat has convinced me that fighters shouldn't be paid at all

Getting called mutilated mutt by slavania used to always get me worked bigly

dana should spread us out on the sheets and fuck us raw. stupid bitch

They need that 7b to rent out the basketball arenas and hotel lobbies for weigh ins.

>>150296616
I'm not totally sold on this

this is what we call in the industry... foreshadowing

I've saved 2400 dollars by riding my faggoty electric skateboard and get fucked in the ass on my way to and from work this year alone pleighboy

My headcanon is Volkanovski never lost his belt and that 2 fight losing skid was a bad dream

>>150296649
Movsar will execute Volk and separate his life from his career once and for all

Khazmat should be executed for that performance if Trump really liked the UFC

>>150296654
Im going to have to second that notion

Sorry Chad but this is real life the disgusting inbred terrorist gets the girl

>>150296267
giving them the benefit of the doubt it seemed as if they were not contending khams wrestling but instead thought that ddps submission defense would be enough to either tire him out or dissuade him for pursuing wrestling based on score

I wonder how many of you clapped like seals back when Colby was the top wet blanket in the sport

>>150296652
Evloev will never fight for a title

>>150296678
He deserves the next title shot over Lerone Murphy

>>150296665
i think you meant to say gets the goat

Wait did Buckley get fraud checked? Oh my God that's right Usman just fraud checked him, good grief welterweight division chads.

>>150296685
He deserves a PFL contract

haha could you imagine

>>150296699
What the fuck does that mean?

>>150296708
He's not big league material

Khamgat is the modt incredible fighter Ive ever scene and Ive been watching since the Tank Abbott Era

>>150296706
He had somehow tricked Khamzat into wearing a full Dricus Du Plessis costume and zipped his own full body Khamzat Chimaev costume and beat his ass up and down the octagon for 5 rounds? Lmao based, that would be so DDP

>>150296726
Honestly? Respect.

>>150296716
My grandpa (45) watched PRIDE and he told me Vanderleigh would duck under Khamzat's takedown and land the kabosh

>>150296726
huge respect for having the courage to speak about this

When i was 7 yo I always skipped school so I can watch a tank abbot masterclass
#real one

>>150296726
Porps for shedding light on Alicia

Morne Visser Copium interview
>says ref should stood them up more
>says that in between the early rounds they were laughing because "this is the best he got"
>didn't think he would do that for 5 rounds
>only realized that there was a problem after round 3
>they don't want the rematch right away because they got dominated
>dricus dominated in stand up
>if we would've had another minute the fight would've been ours
>we practiced everything except the crucifix
>they only prepared for the worst positions and avoiding submissions
>they weren't prepared for Chimaev holding tightly and controlling
>It's a waste of time for DDP to fight a contender
>wants to destroy chimaev
>needs 12-16 weeks to fix the wrestling
>thinks Hernandez might beat Chimaev
https://www.youtube.com/live/TqQKMZ9ZvyA

>>150296745
That's Chael Sonnens origin story

50,000 baht for Lerone Murphy, oh dear oh dear...

>>150296726
>>150296748
Stop posting your goon folder my fellow khabibian

Chimaev vs Fluffy is THE fight to make at MW

>>150296755
this is just what i needed to get back on my feet

>>150296058
Yes, but mma Guru is a schizo, who knows, I wouldn't be surprised if he called himself the fight fairy.

>guess what lil nigga
>what
>im finna train you right this time for my personal amusement lol
>lmao
soon.

Girls call me giant dick because of my 7" dick

>>150296798
Kek you're fucking retarded for real leaf

>>150296755
>they don't want the rematch right away because they got dominated
that alone puts team dricus above the rest

>>150296409
Absolutely cannot fathom sending money to a talentless YouTube streamer

It's easy bro you just get on finnesteride, grow man boobs, get an enlarged prostate and erectile dysfunction get ass cancer and die with a full head of hair.

Should former champions be excluded from having to fight contenders to earn a title shot?
The Stipe rule
should a legend of the stature of a DDP really have to earn a title shot??

>>150296832
Dudes will literally do this instead of just going bald with some dignity.

>>150296832
>get an enlarged prostate
sounds like it might feel kinda good

>>150296842
bald is reddit as fuck anyone have the transcended balding picture?

>>150296839
i would personally argue that dricus has earned a free interim belt, then maybe in a few weeks it can be upgraded to undisputed and khamzat is stripped

>>150296850
I've heard it described as cumming out of your ass.

>>150296873
would you care to elaborate with an audio/visual example?

I've seen Fight Fairy's rectum in my dream/nightmare and I've gotta say guys bleaching that thang would do her a lot of good

>>150296859
found it

>>150296859
Yeah I got you pleighboy

Get me daner on the fone, I can bit hazmat

>>150296903
I'm the "fuck it". Number 1 every month. Feels good man.

Best meme during covid was the Baskin Robbins mascot "how tf am I an essential worker"

>>150296918
Yeah you're retarded is what you are, you're a dummy

>>150296553
Like any of the dozens of title fights that had round 1 KOs...?

Khamzat road his ass around the octagon like a bitch for half an hour and you're mad.

>>150296755
Nice, thanks for the summary anon.

>>150296798
So you think he's been training Gane wrong every time for his personal pleasure yet Gane......STILL kept winning?
Tom is soooooooo fucked now

The day Dana White resigns is the day I stop watching UFC.

People forget man, France legalized MMA and Gane immediately became heavyweight champion. Long before Tom Aspinal ever got gifted his paper title.

dricus du plessis
marvin vettori
comain of a derrick lewis fight night in texas

DDP needs to make sure to survive the first, second, third, fourth and at 4 minutes of the 5th round, he should try to counter attack

>When you win your first UFC belt...and forget about it!

Sincerely what did he mean by this?

seeing a large bowel movement exit laura sankos anus would be the cleanest, best pleasure

Why did Gane forget he won the belt it was like 2 years ago?

dam rakic about to lose his ranking

Cyril Gane.

That is all.

>>150297043
I starting to think he might be literally retarded.

i love blanket style mma grappling i love when they lay on the opponent and hold down the opponent and don't let the opponent get up it's fucking insane

>>150295541 (OP)
Just how shit is Pantoja's resume?
>messican project Brandon
>no TD Brandon
>life and death against journeyman Steve Incel
>choked out by the washed version of DJ's worst title defence Kai
>11 loses Kai

>pereira loses
>jiri wins
>jiri vs ank
>jiri win
>rematch pereira
>win

>merab loses to cory
>cory loses to sean
>sean loses to merab
>merab loses to yan
>yan loses to cory

Gane was put in a cage

>>150297051
Let me guess, you're a asspainal fan
Tell ur boi to forfeit or he's fixin to get a beatin he'll remember for the rest of his vegetable life

>>150296755
So I was right, Dricus and his team could not have prepared for Khamzat’s approach this time round because they had no clue as to the depth of his cowardice

french trash talk doesn't have the pep to it, it looks cute even

>>150297060
knowing the french probably a cuck cage

>>150297064
Tom Aspinal has grown accustom to giving beatings to tards like Gane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqQKMZ9ZvyA
is this cope?

>>150297028
Khamzat's wife is a chaste peach. Wonder how many dicks Vasti sucked during her photography "career".

khamzat tapped but that piece of shit goddard didn't see (or pretended not to)

>>150297033
because it wasnt a big deal to him

the ufc isnt ready for aaron pico

>>150297084
Guess we'll see what's up in october in Etihad Arena In Abu Dhabi

Dude i'm telling you, all ddp has to do survive the first round and make sure not to get submited and then he wins

Morne Visser revved him!

>>150296755
>they only prepared for the worst positions
>spends 14+ minutes in one of the worst positions

elite lvl wrestling by dricus and editing by me
https://youtu.be/jnpG31i_FiM

>>150297119
We're gonna find out Saturday night baby

>>150297132
Dricus took himself into deep waters and lost with experience. Levels.

coach visser sees the path ahead clearly

who is coach Visser, is this the new Eric Dickshit?

>>150297155
The new Dr. Lipshit

Ciryl Cupcake

Would Dana sign a 45yo prospect?

>>150297155
>sexually grooms students 14 years his junior
the new Pat Barry

The new MVP senior

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane.

The man, the legend, the myth....the.....CHAMPION

Heeminder chimaev did it without the slit shorts

Furries are purchasing chimaev's shorts in droves

>>150297210
The caged sissy

>>150297241
He is enlightened

Khamzat? More like CUMshot lol

Would BJJ be good vs chimav? Strickland is a black belt might be an interesting fight

>>150297239
on khamzats shorts there are 2 wolves

>>150297091
rag headed bitch lol gross

dricus performance was actually a tribute to jesus christ

>>150297342
No way even Muslims celebrate a win this gay surely they pride

>>150297342
i'd break my neck if i tried that

LEVELS

>>150297353
coach visser says dricus needs (3) months to learn wrestling
holy cow

>>150297342
we could have had a whole fight that looks like this + brawling if kumshit wasn't so scared to scrap

GSP
DDP
BBC

Can white boys stop with the acronyms

>>150297396
We will never stop, and you can't make us

Shrimp is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Shrimps, xer shitskin family, and xer entire stinksbrown lineage.

>Gilbert is a bum flushed lightweight. It all downhill from here
>THE Kevin Holland?
>Pfff, flushed Usman with no knees and 1 week notice
>Fluke. Rob's chin exploded out of nowhere
>DDP was never good (YOU ARE HERE)
>No way he makes 170 again
>Big Ank is too big for him
>Tom will flush him out fer sure....

>>150297411
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

Spammy is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Spammys, xer shitskin family, and xer entire stinksbrown lineage.

>>150297342
Ddp just has no idea how to wrestle lol its embarrassing

>>150297430
This, so much this

>>150297420
so you just gonna keep spamming this?

This is probably going to make a few people here mad, but Dricus won the story, I’m afraid

>>150297342
kek he tested the classic cazzie theory
>just catch him with a knee when he dives bro, how is wrestling even real?

>>150297411
how are you holding up now that bwc failed? poor little wyt boy..

>>DDP by falling anvil
>Shit eating reddit nigger.jpg

>>150297457
Why doesn't it work though.....

aw hell nah
not this bullshit agane

Spammy is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Spammys, xer shitskin family, and xer entire stinksbrown lineage.

>>150295541 (OP)
Why didn't DuPussy just stand up? Is he stupid?

fuck all you motherfuckers

>>150297469
his left hand got caught in the double leg

>>150297474
>that webm
KEK

>>150297474
wtf

Dricus should've smashed his elbow to the back of cumrats neck and permanently cripple him

me when the PAWG MILF comes over

>>150297342
title lost in exactly 10 seconds
all he had to do was not hold the gilly

I am angry with you lot.

>>150297462
So... spammy is killing himself because he's so happy dricus lost??? Are you okay?

Spammyjeet pays a paedophile to spam through his paedo proxy site
Kek

hehe khamzat's not so bad afterall

Tom aspinall has ruined his body with these shitty tattoos. Wew lad.

>>150297457
I've unironically been spamming this. Didn't realize he actually tried it

>>150297513
He's a paedophile too? Classic indian behaviour

>>150297472
a good wrestler mixes things up a little bit every time he shoots, so it's not easy to time the knee

Triggered the paedophile hahahah

I ain't never ever ever ever even had shit
I could never fall in love with a Stank bitch

DDP by stepping on a banana peel

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HES GOING ALL OUT!!

Melty

He's not wrong..

imagine if the fight starts and suddenly dricus pulls a rope and a fricking anvil falls from the ceiling and crushes khamzat

>>150297559
>>150297563
Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?

F U C K O F F
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Ratlip-esque pitter patter from spammy here

janman with the speed of a dricus sprawl

Dickus du Pussy is a bad fighter and not a champ material I'm afraid

stop this or I'm really going to get super mad

more proof that /heem/ is just one mentally ill guy doing a sock puppet show with flags

What is going on

Great thread

>>150295541 (OP)
>If you’re upset about the Dricus vs Khamzat fight, you’re projecting your own VICTIMHOOD
Is this a good take or some blue lesbian bullshit type of shit

how did he even get triggered idgi
maybe he has a timer?

KHAMZAT LOOK OUT

Clearly DDP owns this general

>>150297627
If you are so retarded you learn this from FF and have to ask heem if it's true I'd rather post with spammy

I would let this motherfucker teach me Judo

The spamming I can understand but....racism? That I won't accept

Spammy is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Spammys, xer shitskin family, and xer entire stinksbrown lineage.

He drinks beer…out of a SHOE?!?!?!?

>>150297627
It's probably accurate with some people
They wouldn't as mad if dricus had just been heemed
watching 5 rounds of bully wrestling makes them feel helpless and frustrated
Like when jannies get bullied by Spammy and there's nothing they can do about it

>>150297657
what does victimhood have to do with being mad at Khamzat

>>150297671
I meant every word I said and I'm not your hand holding spoon feeder. Respectfully
>>150297668
Pearls to pigs danebro

One More Sleep Until UFC 321: Aspinall vs. Gane

>>150297667
>>150297667
>>150297667
New

/heem/ really is the full tranny general

yikes!

Khamzat is red hot on reddit thoughbeit. Like 2016 Canor lmao.

>>150295913
dana is never letting a championship fight look like that ever again.

I wanna fight this guy

This guy mad af fr

Mods?

STOP SPAMMING I'M MISSING ALL THE GOOD SHITPOSTS

Why are /heem/ers so retarded? It's easy as fuck to filter this spam

I've got DDP by flying landfill

Henlo

>>150295646
Need to get brapblasted by that gigantic ass on the right.

This dude lost all his cash lol

BUT SPAMMY SHOULD GO FOR THE FINISH!!
I JUST FIND IT BORING THE WAY HE WET BLANKETS HEEM
I'M ALLOWED TO NOT LIKE THAT!!

>>150297091
Kadyrov has probably taken her a few times, or his sons.

what is it with cuck fantasies and /heem/?
I think I might have to leave this community

Joe Rogan: good at comedy but terrible at commentary. For someone who's been watching since day 1 he sure knows very little about the sport.

Dricus Du Plessis: good at striking but terrible at grappling. For someone who's defended his championship belt twice he sure knows very little about the sport.

>>150296861
Just wigger things
>>150296999
Pretty crazy they got champs when it was illegal
France knows how to train athletes

>>150295567
Fag
His boy got raped live on paper view
Literally toyed with

Cyril....mofo......GANE

>>150295890
>>150295874
He made it a point that he can go 5 rounds. Otherwise he could’ve postured up do damage

>>150297933
more like for real gay

>>150297489
>>150297481
>>150297469
>>150297342
Du Pussy has no idea how to wrestle

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Do you guys think Khamzat has a big dick?

>>150297626
>>150297630
>>150297641
>>150297638
HEY. Keep it halal.

I've been posting by myself in the wrong thread

>>150297979
I noticed that you aren't doing very well these days.

>>150297983
There are enough of us that I blame any bad behavior on the other two mainstays or the fourth poster

>>150297976
That was fast

>>150297995
It's halal tho bruv

Shrimp is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Shrimps, xer shitskin family, and xer entire stinksbrown lineage.

Shrimp is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Shrimps, xer shitskin family, and xer entire stinksbrown lineage.

Shrimp is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Shrimps, xer shitskin family, and xer entire stinksbrown lineage.

Shrimp is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Shrimps, xer shitskin family, and xer entire stinksbrown lineage.

Shrimp is browner, smellier, and DUMBER than the diarrhea shits I take after eating a beef burrito. In fact one fecal particle of diarrhea dookie is worth more than 1000 Shrimps, xer shitskin family, and xer entire stinksbrown lineage.

>>150297946
Come saturday night brother, you'll see the light

>>150297990
>what being able to destroy khamzat on short notice looks like

beast of a thread

>>150298132
If only it was just this one

7 heems in the 'log. 7.

>>150297976
It worked that actually shut spammy up

>>150298174
Levels.

I consider myself a halal person.

>>150298185
Bless Khabib I never meant the mean things I said about him

>>150298222
>>150298222
>>150298222

>>150298207
I always thawlt is about food

>>150295567
Worst fucking coach imaginable. Literal retard

>>150296520
why didn't he just do this?

>>150295567
>DDP's coach looks like Zelinski

its over

>he was right all along
https://youtu.be/Iu8xjycjpto?t=1500

I heard Joe Rogan say, "Aaron Pico has such elite boxing" and kid you not I muttered out loud, "No he absolutely doesn't" and surprise surprise the kid gets ZEEMED 10 seconds later.

That's my HEEM blog entry of the day