Thread 150298222

DIRTY DIAPER PROLAPSING

First for Finland

>next fight is gonna be two brazzas fighting

FFS

Also when's he showing up?

Inbred terrorist rats

>>150298241
>191cm reach
life is unfair

>>150298241
Not likely. Khamzat tolk Chael at the desk he wants to fight in october on Gane and Tom's card. Danar confirmed to a reporter he liked the idea after he heard it.
If that happens, it will be too close to Imavov and Caio's fight so they would do either Hernandez or RDR.

>>150298222 (OP)
>canadian has a diaper fetish
damn you people are filthy

besides Bret Hart, Canadians have never had anything going for them

https://youtube.com/shorts/DS7qjLjU2jw?si=XpqbgOGCKsvaZmWq

Broes…………….

exterminate all rats

>>150298359
>raw footage of dricus getting roofied
Peak UFC

Our local media is seething bigly over the coofzat win I am so embarrassed by people behaving like bitches

>>150298320
Two words

*spacing*

Selina Deyon

If i cared, i could submit Khamzat

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

>>150298409
Tombros this can’t be…

>>150298409
Tom's retard is going to get pitkätossu'd (orphaned)

>>150298409
What an absolute beast gane is. This will be Tom's greatest challenege

>>150298419
Oh no no no no....it's over for asspainals

>>150298425
>>150298427
ANDDDDDD NEEEEWWWW

Say what you will about Gane, but he'd never keep a sickly child to win sympathy off strangers like the Aspinall family

Gane has never left the ‘gon in the cuck trolley.

you never know at heavyweight
one punch can end it all...

Bane?
He didn't fly so good.

you never know at light heavyweight
one punch can end it all...

>>150298320
Pamela Anderson

>>150298389
>"A win is a win"
>"if u dont like wrestling then don't watch UFC"
>"P4P"

Poor, poor, brain damaged piggy...

Did this little shit follow me here from /box/

How many goats did Khamzat have vaginal sex with during this camp?

>>150298507
Lahey's daughter is a fine piece of ass too

>>150298540
Rabbit punches don't count

>>150298590
A rabbit punch isn't a soft tap b it's a death blow to the back of the skull

>>150298540
Khamzat is so cool
yt ppl are done in this sport

>>150298546
The mossad is following you ya little sissy boi

>>150298272
Won’t matter

>>150298602
He is white.

>>150298613
against a gun yes but otherwise it will
>>150298621
Shut up yt

I don't like having a mutilated stalker

>>150298599
500 rabbit punches can really do alot of dmg, specially if its on a head that likes to kiss men.
Great gameplay by the swidish salah a din, he is still a one covid exposure away from becoming Ben Askren tho.

>>150298621
No he isn't, and he hates piggy yt bois.

>>150298637
Jews only circumcise goyim.
>t. Knower

Kek he is so triggered by me telling him killing babies is abhorrent behavior. Why do they make their "food" wear little hats too though?

Du Piggy has lost the will to live after being bred, porked, braised, and bussy battered by Zatdaddy, I fear.

>>150298663
>What if we put a carrot hat on top of the turd, would people still find it disgusting?

>>150298655
We don't have it for babies here only muslims and jews do it you can by choice when you are older or if it's too tight but permanently scarring child abuse is illegal

>>150298652
So if a black fighter said
>hey poosman. i'm comming for you nigga
that would make him not black?

>>150298679
Danebro I appreciate what you do but if the poster you reply to uses "piggy" "bussy" or "pozzed" in a post you're wasting your energy

>>150298668
Sometimes I feel like getting undone as well.

>>150298668
he is soooo done lmao

>>150298652
His daddy (kadyrov) and his real daddy is a white russian who raped a darker skinned mazza then dipped... I can see Khamzat's inner insecurity about it all, sadly, and understandably...

>>150298702
hell yea brother

>>150298359
the pig will never recover from this loss kek

TASTE THE SUN SWEET BERRIES OF THE EARTH
https://youtu.be/IsVqO83OYow?si=1o9LB79nT5nafn8c

>>150298702
His mother must be pretty dark since she spoiled the blue eyes he would have gotten from his father

>>150298718
I’m sure you can overcome it, B.

>>150298222 (OP)
Lil piglet

Started watching in April with a buddy of mine. Got hammered and sparred in his back yard saturday and now i'm looking to join a boxing gym

Why is it so fun to get hit

Dis doo posting poke a huntress music

>>150298732
Hate to ruin your fun but you're not allowed to be drunk at the gym

>>150298739
Bet

>>150298732
>sparred in his back yard
faggot

>>150298733
stop being judgemental finland, one day I will save your country with an epic smoke dive. actually nvm if I did that I'd prob die

>>150298668
its over. GODzat completely broke him

>>150298746
No judgement bappa not my jam I'm more a Phil Collins man

Contrary to what /pol/ chuds believe, the piggy meme is not rooted in racism; It's an allusion to 'The 3 Little Piglets and The Big Bad Wolf'. Khamzat is the Big Bad Wolf and Du Plessis is a Piglet.

>>150298756
easy lover huh?

>>150298708
See? This shit is what I fucking mean, dude, this guy looks like every fucking third redneck on the east coast, I swear to god.
Looks like my uncle's landlord.

>>150298745
>muh gloves
>muh ring
>muh ref
>muh rules
>muh supervsion
>muh safety

Eat my ass homo pussy retard

>>150298743
As long as you're having fun
>>150298762
nerd shit. do you even fight? I bet you're some kind of nerd that fights, like a fighting nerd or some shit

SHE'S THE KIND OF GIRL YOU DREAM

DREAM OF KEEPIN HOLD OF!

Maga bros, I think we lost...

anyone know any torrents

It's.....OVER

>>150298764
I'm known for putting out

>>150298805
Become a famous influencer then you'll get in

When Conor was trying to make fun of Khabib's style, he said something along the lines of
>You dive for legs and hold on for dear life
That didn't actually apply to Khabib's style, but it absolutely applies to Khamzat's now

>>150298827
Seems you're right

>>150298877
DDP still lost.

Khamzat is based because he exposed Khabib as a cazzie who fell for the 'Dricus wins if it goes to later rounds' narrative. And he advised Khamzat to strike

From Roberto Soldic IG
A fan asked him:
>from talking about going to ufc you end up boxing with a 50year old, do you think thats ok?
His reply
>i'm currently at ONE, did a fight recently and am waiting for my next fight, regarding boxing, ONE gave me an approval to fight, because I dont want to fight in the UFC for 50k and to have to work as a waiter on saturdays to be able to pay for my preparations
There, for now its money, We might wait a bit longer to see him in the ufc

It's official boys.

>>150298897
any news on Alen Babic?

In my eyes Dricus didn't lose desu

>>150298931
A pike? Trash fish

>>150298827
Example?

>>150298940
idk, it looks kinda cute

>>150298611
I heard you were rabbi raped im afraid

>>150298944
The showspeed IC3 was at wrestlemania
Phillip R Brooks was in the poohfc
Dada6gorillion versus Kimbo
This is all within the US borders too

>>150298891
Nah, he actually just wanted Khamzat to make brazzas proud and to fight with real Muslim sovl. He never imagined khamzat would wet blanket like a 2010 american UFC fighter. But here we are...

I dunno man..

>>150298956
It's probably a catfish from usa, I like the cutesy style too a bit, reminds me.of mauri kunnas

>>150298915
Watched a podcast with him recently, he was depressed, got married, had a kid, found God
Not sure about fighting, didnt watch it all as it was boring, I assume he's comming back, but I dont have high hopes from him
He wanted to go back to his old coach Leonardo Pjetraj but he told him NO, pretty much the best boxing coach in the whole balkan, trained all our boxers including Hrgovic, but all have huge ego and sound toxic

>>150298241
>Sweden vs France
Eurobros we stay winning!

>>150298940
>>150298971
That's a sturgeon.
You need some based Jeremy Wade in your lives.

>>150298970
Scholar Khamzat

KEEEEEEEEK all the prolapsed piggies can't use the size cope anymore, Zatdaddy would ragdoll Tomala Harrispinal as well.

If this was 2017, and Khamzat's name was Tyron Woodley, he would have been cut for that performance

>>150299016
I apologize b you are correct

40 year old Derek Brunson was closer to finishing DDP than Khamzat. Just how bad is Cumshot Chinaev?

Thinking about doing this

Thinking about this for real.

>>150299111
Not possible. Even with unlimited resources, human physiology and competitive structures prevent it. Developing the skill, conditioning, and fight record necessary for a UFC main card requires a decade of elite training and staged competition. Three years from zero cannot reach that level.

>>150298975
I liked him
Maybe he should do knuck

solved the dagestani puzzle

My champ is a minecraft player

>>150298540
Cachoeira is the wmma goat

>>150298668
Tbf I'd imagine after something like that you'd probably want to sit in a dark room and run up some Gears of War 2 instead of having people celebrate your buckbreaking

>>150298961
>Ishowspeed
Dubya Dubya E not mma
>cm punk
Pro wrassler, not influencer. also poofc said no more after that.
>Dada5000
At least had documented street fights + a few amateur fights. And that was bellator not poofc.

>r/heem worse than ever
>the wrestlers are getting more and more prominent
>the fights are getting worse than ever
>the muzzie rats are louder than ever
this might be the end times for this semen slurping sport unironically

There is objectively zero difference uploading some bumfights in a garden onto limewire or the logan bros posting on vine and bonnie blue getting many meng many many many many meng

>>150299168
Troubling news

>>150299181
Start a civil war already im bored.

There should be a Fumble of the Night malus where the fighter has to pay a set amount that will be used to repay the viewers (at least partially).

>>150299271
/box/ has a literal helwani posting there

>>150299271
Damn boxers look like dat?
time to find a boxing gym

now that the dust has settled.. just how shit is gracie barra?

/ourguy/ has spoken out

Hazmat confirmed a heartlet

>>150299280
wrestling is king, bjj is soi

>>150299284
Mmaguru has said, word for word, that gypsies are honorable people who have a really cool culture, he wants to make money with adin ross. He is controlled opposition, the infowars of combat sports

>>150299280
They were all basically lightweights

>>150299280
how did dricus not get hard in this fight?

>>150299295
Chael has more controversial takes than guru.

>>150299312
Hes not muslim, its only you people that are obsessed with homoeroticism

his silence is deafening

>>150299319
mashallah you've figured us out

mma pooru was good when he was a lonely nerd streaming from a shack but now the internet fame has gone to his fat head

>>150299326
Unironically though, muslims make every post about gay sex for some reason, it permiates the musim mind at all times

>>150299284
>the internet's biggest dricus dicksucker didn't like the fight
I'm shocked

Cameron Saimaan will be found wandering the mountains of Chechnya in 3 years time

>>150299319
Bodied that bozo
>>150299317
Even bisping pushes the envelope further with his CTE moments

Dricus wins the rematch.

>>150299328
I have moments where I wonder if they're jublis or helwanis false flagging but this isn't the only place you see it happen

You now remember Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000 -The Battle for The Streetz- LIVE on Bellator PPV

That's five 10-8s

>>150299339
don't sleep on Soldic

GM3 status?

>>150299345
Now's Belal's opportunity. Surely he's not scared.

>>150299348
Soldic and Malykhin are true heemers.

>>150299341
I unironically enjoy watching gassed slop

>>150299330
nobody actually liked that fight
its all muzzloids pretending it was fun because an inbred with a beard and no mustache won, fake hardcores acting like it was some riveting spectacle of technical wrestling prowess that tore their attention away from prepping their girlfriend for the bull, and mentally broken nigcels who hate dricus for being a white souf efrikan and killing izzy after getting peached up for 3 rounds

Remember if you're in Manny. Check in with the g that runs shit.

I like Malykhin though the Reug Reug fight was dada slice tier garbage

homo sport

>>150299374
all those words when you could've just said "I'm a cazzie"

>>150299341
Big John not being fazed by Jones raping a commission janny makes sense when you know he witnessed this rape up close

>>150299387
i suspect that you somehow fall under all 3 categories simultaneously

Usgod status

>>150299371
The best slop moment of the fight.

>>150299405
Legacy stocks through the fucking roof

>>150299409
wow khamat is such a good wrestler! oh wait thats dada

Heem is really just lobotomites seething and unhinged faggots spamming

am i crazing for thinking the fight was okay to watch? im seeing so much seethe and bitterness. it wasnt as good as hyped but it didnt leave a bad taste in my mouth

>>150299464
Only cassies and butt hurters are complaining

Gun to your head, name a good Usman win

>>150298241
Imavov has cardio issues, even in his fight with Jizzy he was starting to slow down until he got the finish. Caio will probably smother him to a decision win

>>150299474
Strickland

>>150299474
Emil Meek

Never watching a ratlip fight ever

>>150299330
>i’m brown

>>150299181
There's less wrestlers than there was a few years ago, it's just that the ones left are really good at it.

Afrikaans sounds like a monkey language.

>>150299128
Yeah he is a no brain brawler, gotta love when people atand and bang, but he isnt gonna win anything ever

>>150299474
Woodley

>>150298254
Think his pancreatic disease is flaring up bad. Not sure how much Kadyrov can do these days.

>>150299464
I was excited by watching Dricus try and survive, when he escaped in the final round and got top position was sick, but to be fair it wasn't very fast paced

Need another organisation with pride-like rules to be bankrolled in order to stop the inbreds
Literally no other way

>>150299435
What the heck is wrong with him
What are those clothes

>>150299474
Prime colby twice

>>150299519
ACA is basically a containment zone for juiced up Russian wrestlers who end up in PMCs once done with fighting

Aspinall's neck tattoo is a cry for help if ever I've seen one

Aspinall has pooner tattoos. You know the kind FtM trannies get.

>>150299464
It was a bit exciting to watch live because you're always on the edge of your seat hoping either Khamzat or Dricus will do something big. It's got absolutely no rewatch value though

>>150299540
Aspinal is absolutely based and a class act
Great guy

>>150299520
He is Nigerian, it's genetic.
I don't know why, but out of all races and ethnicities, they love the most hideous garish clothing.

>>150299519
The dagestani Abe Lincoln was a fighter people loved to watch
Instead we get nuthuggers

>>150299552
He's a smug bitch and no class at all

>>150298222 (OP)
OP is a brown janny who switches his flag between his anti white brown posts

Only a brownoid would cheer for a champion that avoids stand-up for 25 minutes (gets clipped the 20 seconds he strikes)

>mongs pretending that asakura losing somehow damages pantojas legacy
>as if it wasnt already consensus that asakura was his worst win in the first place

>OP is a brown janny who switches his flag between his anti white brown posts

>Only a brownoid would cheer for a champion that avoids stand-up for 25 minutes (gets clipped the 20 seconds he strikes)

Why didn't he just do this

>>150299566
Why?
Both his sparring partner Ante Delija and striking coach Stipe Drvis had only good things to say about him and his dad

>>150299568
Zatdaddy got your pig bussy beat boxing and spurting daddy cummies, I'm afraid.

>>150299575
Khamzat was doing a good job of shooting off of the jab. Dricus was way too reactive to the strikes for some reason, especially when he boasts about ignoring your opponents strikes

>>150299566
You are just saying that because he beat Volkov and Pavlovitch.

>>150298240
khabib is the prime example how religion can control men and turn them into bitches.
He's evidently a stand up guy but he has to promote shitty ripoff restaurants all the time and defend corrupted dictatorships, and the one thing preventing him from standing up against this bullshit because he has the mental strength to do it, is his religion of control and faggot morality.
and so he has to suck off corrupted magnates that manage his gyms because all religions are made to neutralize attempts to challenge the power structure.

Lerone Edwards will be champ innit

Lerone Leon Murphy-Edwards

>>150299586
You literally talk like you suck dicks

I'm better looking than all of you, fucking bastards

>>150299579
He should keep to cooking shitty eggs otherwise Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane will scramble his tiny brain.

>ITS UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkF_MgaW2ZU
>Volk heems deer and turns it into sausage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkF_MgaW2ZU
>Cooking with GODlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkF_MgaW2ZU

>>150299612
We watched the fight, flag switching homosexual janny. No need to cherrypick

>>150299589
I don't give a single fuck about them

>>150299614
OINK FO' YA ZATDADDY PIGGY!!!

>>150299630
You are just saying that because they lost.

>>150299621
>little man syndrome
just like joe rogan and japs when they kill whales

Thoroughbreds are inbred

>>150299640
Nah it was on his land. Shot the buck from in his fence. He didn't travel on some hunting trip.

Have you guys seen Aspinal's new tattoos

I honestly can't support anyone with that many tattoos, completely ruined his body.

OINK OINK OINK!

Reminder that grappling isn't fighting, it's simulated rape. That's why Muslims are so good at

It's boring to watch and it doesn't work in real life. In a street fight you throw punches and want to keep your distance because whoever you fight can have a weapon or use anything as a weapon. If they start doing this gay snake shit? Then that's a homosexual act and attempted rape and you should just stab the person immediately. Stab him, let your friends jump in and kick him from behind, gouge his eyes out, etc.

Dance for me boy

>>150299645
>iceland
>dark blue
Come on b

>>150299632
Oink oink oink!

I wish Zatdaddy would breed me as well. I'm a naughty, naughty piggy!

>>150299663
ruined his body, in solidarity with his tard sons ruined mind

I need a BBC (Big Brazza Cock) in my yt piggy bacon bussy

OINK OINK OINK

>>150299665
Especially the crucifix. Your balls and ass hole is in their hands and at their mercy. Literally.

>>150299684
Muslims perfected this over many centuries

>>150299665
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! Look at all those daddies!

I just got bricked up

Man up, /heem/.

Step in the fucking ring.

>>150299640
>>150299656
>you can't eat off the land. you must eat from your processed mcslop trough ONLY

Why doesn't Natan Levy use the crucifix more often in fights?

>>150299706
it's this easy to get a girlfriend?

>>150299295
Wtf i love piguru now

MVKINO sparks khamzat in 1 round

Why would anybody think this loser can beat Cyril "Bon Gamin" GANE?

maybe because Gone is dogshit

WAKE UP TOM

What will the first AI generated UFC fighter be like? We're almost at the point where that's possible, if not already

Bro really forgot about bo nickal

>>150298409
Training to work at Poatans Tireshop after getting heemed by Aspinal
Greatest british fighter every

>oh you found that fight boring because of the wrestling? Better stick to boxing

>this is MMA

Muslims Make (us) Asleep

>>150298540
Tapping someone on the shoulder should not count as a punch
Stipe is the best to ever do it

>>150299779
- Striking variety of Anderson Silva + Ngannou’s power.

- Grappling suffocation of Khabib + Oliveira’s submission game.

- Cardio like Ferguson, durability of Holloway.

- Physical frame and reach of Jon Jones.

- Fight IQ of GSP, adaptability of Demetrious Johnson.

>>150299682
This.

>>150299802
why is he so charismatic?

Im not gonna lie I thought kai asakura was a beast, turns out he just japanese

>>150299815
aura

>>150298409
Now let's see Tom's tire stack

>>150299665
Muslims and acid baths
Is there a better combo?

Such a fucking shame Dricus lost
My boy Robo would get an express titlefight and would heem Ddp

>>150299835
Sexy Black Daddy.

Knows how to make a piggy white boy squeal and squirt!!!

>>150299825
His name? Kody Steele

White people do be lookin' and squealin' like pigs lmao.

Chase Hooper simply needs more time.

>>150299876
Damin "The Apex" Cruz

>>150299405
kamaru randomly telling his fans to go kill themselves was quite the event

>>150299885
He needs BBC.

UFC 321 is already pretty decent

what's the odds of Khamzat joining? because it's in the emirates

and who can he fight really? has a champion ever done a super fight not for the belt?

>>150299911
He wants to fight there but also he's overdue for another bout of almost dying to the common cold

>>150299752
He has retard strength

>>150299911
no way ufc uses all of khamzat aspinall and gane on one event. they need to spread out the big names over the events

I fear DDP was never good.

>>150299911
Brazza cumrag fight always, mooslim warrior ready to fight and serve allah (khadirov) and wrestle with all his son
He grow up wrestling with man only
No bullshit

>>150299932
khoi san genes are DOGSHIT for fighting

Ok guys I just got an idea for a whole new UFC event.
It would be called "Opposites Attract" and it would basically be featherweights against heavyweight but with handicaps like the featherweights would have knives

>Khamzat taking over MMA
>Till taking over influencer boxing
Smesh Bros bros, things are finally looking up for us

Daddysanya deserves the shot

>>150299951
Did Till already box Luke?

Ack

>>150299911
only RDR is available so soon but i doubt khamzat will actually turn around so quick. i'd bet on khamzat vs winner of imavov/borralho in either january of february

>>150299946
UFC should definitely embrace being meme sport for clowns more in general

>>150299967
It's in a couple weeks but Luke can't box at all so I'm just assuming he'll lose

>>150299825
Oh is that supposed to be the perfect fighter? Because you literally just described me. That's cool I guess, I dun really care

If Usman cared. Chills.

>>150300008
Till is just a bloke just a regular bloke I fear

>>150300009
you need to be brown sorry yt

MMA Joey just bodied that freak Chael.

>>150300033
haha oh yeah I don't do the race thing I guess
*skateboards away while doing cool tricks and being shirtless*

Why couldn't God bless me with a giant penis?

>>150300068
big ank please heem this fraud

So glad Big Ank ended the poophand meme

>>150300068
Smellz like 2nd place

>>150300072
He gave it to me instead but I suffer ennui as the cost

>>150300068
this is fucked up on so many levels. Some guy is married to her (or not idk i don't follow this whore)

>>150300068
the only time i'll ever root for ank is for the rematch

>>150300068
Always in awe of the wideness of his coach

>>150300072
I ask myself this question.
Why did God make me a manlet with an average sized penis (3") ?

Bullyb won

Undeniably I have some of the best posts on heem ever. You’re welcome.

>>150300098
The word is width

>>150300098
>>150300125
His name is Plinio

Dreadful thread

>>150299474
Chimaev

Best Pereira is fighting next week

Good thing UFC is moving away from PPV because Cumsplat wouldn't sell any

>>150300161
Zatdaddy is the biggest star in MMA

>>150300167
factual post im afraid

>>150300167
This was debunked

UFC changed my life.
Before I was depressed and sad and now I'm depressed, sad AND bored

>>150300167
Kek nobody do be givin' a fuck 'bout Clitia Topiglet.

>>150300181
Big Dage dick obliterating Checen bvssy I fear

Everything is meaningless

MVP is like a ball that bounces around the cage

the anxiety is back

Just.....wow

Ankxiety

Actually surprised I did not get zeemed for posting clothed adult women

>>150300248
I'm not one for this gimmick but I like you mixing it up a bit

Damn!

Oh yeah

Wow.

Why is Ilia attending the white house talks today?

why is ilia penis wenis?

>>150300290
He heard Bibi visits and went to pay his respects

Murphdaddy will lee rigape the Volbussy I fear

>>150300314
Who is the target audience for these edits?

am i banned

>>150300181
Who?

Start doing this ->

>>150299575
Now if this was a real fight, Usman would have stomped the muzzie's inbred head in.

>>150300344
monitor on

do you respect gilbert now

>>150299575
This Usman guy might be actually good I think

>>150300360
Fuck no!

Gilbum fought a depleted Khamzat

>>150300349
Dude he can't kick he has no frickin' knees!

>>150300322
me

>>150300349
Das rite piggy keep twerkin' ya bacon bussy for Usdaddy.

>>150300314
cringe, these are trying to hard, the simple street fighter edits were much better

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

See you saturday night, asspainals

>>150300363
Only a black daddy could have a competitive fight with Khamzat, us TWPiglets are so inferior sadly

Dricus simply fell in love with punching people in the face after the strickland fight and didn't train any wrestling during camp. He learned a rough lesson but will come back much better prepared for the rematch.

>>150300428
This, DDP by fake painted tunnel

I'm looking at the Heavyweight rankings
And genuinely, I don't recognise half the guys in it anymore, who the hell is Waldo Cortes-Acosta? He's #6 in the rankings somehow

>people are discussing khamzat fighting in 321

Lmao you delusional clowns, we arent seeing him in the ring until atleast 2027, we have a manditory ramadam+ injury pullout muslim routine left

>>150300360
>had a close 29-28 against khamzat
>was broken and completely 50-45 outclassed by belal
i always respect him for showing me that there are levels to this game

>>150300439
Just how good is Belal?

Belal was pressing JDM, landing on him and lighting him up
Islam by round 1 KO

Back to being a productive member of heemciety

Exhausted

Now I'm thinking, it wasn't because belal is afraid of islam....it was because islam is afraid of belal that they were talking about never fighting each other cuz they're "brothers"

Just how fucking good is Giacomo "Jack" Della Maddalena?

what if jack does the same thing to islam as he did to belal

If we didnt have illia mma would be unwatchable right now desu

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

JDM is literally just an actor, purely hired by TKO to push Cooking with Volk

>>150300436
Salsa boy? Yoire an cazzie cumstain!

I was a minuteman but now i can hold it in
by following this routine
socan you
>

>>150299474
the mummified corpse of Demian maia? a hell of a munster.

Prates wins the InseminatIan GayRaped rematch

>>150300503
Islam and Belal are different fighters

>>150300508
We still have alexandre pantoja

>>150300520
what's the routine

Carlos Prates knocked out geof neal, i mean who does that? Yeah carlos prates does

Anime is based as heck

>>150300437
He already pulled out of DDPiggy's bacon bussy after pumpin' it for 25 minutes I'm afraid...

Piggies can't hide anymore...

>>150300535
Too small

>>150300553
Oh is that a muslim poster posting homoerotic fanfict again, wow

Robert Whittaker on UFC 319 main event: "Anyone who thinks that fight was boring is a casual"

Knackered

>>150300560
This was no fiction I'm afraid...

>>150300554
He's taller than Ilia, probably. I havent checked I just assume so

Slowly pushing this Schaub out, toes curleing, as I review how Khamgat is the dominant force on this palnet.

when jailton almeida lays on top of apsinall for 25 minutes to win the belt will the mma guru finally kill himself?

>>150300568
Oh he has gay images saved to match his gay fanfic, im sure the prophet muhumud will be proud

I feel bad shavkat rakhmonov. You were once a force to be reckoned with until a terrible man by the name of Ian MachadoGarry took your soul.
He's never been the same since

During the fight, whenever DDP was in a crucifix position he had at least TWO fingers near khamzat's bumhole.....what does that tell us about UFC fighters?

>>150300570
I meant his dick size, you see I am a muslim

>>150300568
This is what Zatdaddy would do to literally any and every soft little Swedeboi. REMINDER that we have video of him making Gustafsson, a heavyweight, crumbling and curling up like a bitch. Even the biggest and baddest of Swedebois cannot compete with a Chechen BVLL. It's no wonder Swede women prefer Chechen men.

>>150300583
Somali?

>>150300579
A crucifix position? Why is it called that? Is it because jesus was once put in the same position? Are we sure about that though, maybe the position came before jesus?

>>150299374
>it's all muzzoids pretending it was fun
but the ones inside the stadium were booing the fight and rightfully so

>>150300576
PIGGY GOT PUMPED!!!

>>150300591
The cross was invented before Big J b this is common knowledge

>>150300595
You're a faggot lol

Seems kinda ironic for a muslim to put someone in a crucifix right? Haha

>>150300591
Were they doing mma back in the day? If so, was it as fuckin boring as it is nowadays?

>>150300598
No it isnt

>>150300576
it looks more like diddy is sticking his fingers up his bum there

>>150299374
>OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>VE ARE SAD PIGGIES!!!

>ME VIFE GOT HER PORK PULLED AND I JUST FLICKED ME CLITTY!!!

>OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

wonk lipped

>>150300607
I apologize profusely for my arrogance

>>150300601
Flying piggy!!!

To clarify I dont mean like faggot like haha you're a faggot

I mean like youre a genuinely closeted gay man who gets aroused by males, like an actual gay faggot, you're undoubtably one

Surely a hammerfist to the balls is a good way out of a crucifix

Dana, Dana white excuse me, Dana.
How is the white house card coming together?
Excuse me, Dana.

if you ignore all the time the fight took place on the ground(grappling is gay) then dricus pretty much won.

>OH PILATES GOT HIM IN A CRUCIFIX POSITION
>This is really bad for Jesus, the only chance to get out of this is to start bucking from under him, and that's a small chance
>OOOOHHH, brutal elbow from Pilate, Jesus is in trouble here, this might get stopped

>>150300578
Garry turned him into an Asian elon musk

Poor, poor brain damaged little pigger...

>>150300641
There was a live one in /box/ today, followed me to heem, usual set, I'm brown I'm raped by browns I have gay male sex with browns I'm a leftist I'm a gay brown leftist I'm a gay leftist who has sex with browns, you know the deal

>To clarify I dont mean like faggot like haha you're a faggot
>I mean like youre a genuinely closeted gay man who gets aroused by males, like an actual gay faggot, you're undoubtably one

The facisnating part is he probably doesnt even realize he is a faggot yet,

He probably tricks himself into the idea that hes just memeing and trolling, and hes conflicted because as a devout muslim hes meant to despise gays so he couldnt be gay himself, yet all his actions lead him to paths where hes discussing men in sexual positions as a "joke"

Zatdaddy impregnated over 411 nubile Swedish virgins

Reddit piggies aren't taking the pounding too well

>The facisnating part is he probably doesnt even realize he is a faggot yet,

>He probably tricks himself into the idea that hes just memeing and trolling, and hes conflicted because as a devout muslim hes meant to despise gays so he couldnt be gay himself, yet all his actions lead him to paths where hes discussing men in sexual positions as a "joke"

Reminder to bloodthirsty savages that a fairly large portion of the mma fanbase actually likes grappling and buys cards, as evidenced by the ufc making projects out of wrestlers like bo nickal, colby and askren (they traded an all time great for this guy!!)
You can mutter to yourself "n-n-nobody liked that fight...n-nobody wants to see wrestling" all you want but it's simply not true

I miss Jon it's not been the same since he left

Funny meme, but atleast Im not an unironic faggot, like you ACTUALLY like mens assholes, disgusting

>IM A NAUGHTY PIGGY!!

>OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>PLEASE FILL UP MY BACON BUSSY TROUGH WITH YOUR SLOP ZATDADDY!

>IM A NAUGHTY DIRTY DIAPER PIGGY!

/heem/ has been really bad since ufc 319

>>150300681
My TWPiglet squirted in its clitty cage when du porky got oinked

>>150300691
It was bad before UFC 319

Africans just aren't made for MMA i fear.

>>150300700
Its been bad since khabitch lured these low iq muslims here desu

>>150300702
The last face that a thick blonde Swedish virgin sees before being cocooned in caucus cummies

>>150300691
I'm an oldfag from 300, it's always been like this

>>150300715
This is a queer homosexual post btw, normal straight mens minds don't think like this

You too are a faggot

500 insignificant strikes WOW
khamzat is a MONSTER

Plinio the Powerhouse

>>150300742
Be honest do you like the guy because hes also fat?

>>150300742
Nina looks like a tranny. I feel like this is what Cam Saimaan is up to in the back of Kadyrov's range rover

>>150300723
FACT: Zatdaddy Chadmaev's ginormous rock hard elephant cock twitching and dribbling out raw Chechen semen after pumping full the womb of a 18 year old Swedish woman

>>150300746
I'm unironically unable to get fat b they said I would in my 30s and still no dice it's a lifelong dirty bulk for me until the heart taps out

Reminder that Clozapig is at least 50 years old

>>150300768
Gift or a curse we really don't know yet

>>150300776
S'tawlf bappa

>>150300761
Mmmmmm.....

Who stops Khamzat?

I unironically think De Ridder is the man for the job

*rapes you*

>>150300761
i want to refute this but i don't know how

>>150300799
RDR would get his bussy busted up ever worse than DDP

>>150300799
That's a lot of piggies...

>>150300799
Abus. Unironically.

Reinier will literally murder Khamzat
This is the Finnsensus, Nordsensus, Heemsensus and IC1sensus

Is the muslim goal here to make heem a weird gay chatroom that no one normal wants to post in or what?

Whats happening here and why do the jannies allow it

>Is the muslim goal here to make heem a weird gay chatroom that no one normal wants to post in or what?

>Whats happening here and why do the jannies allow it

>>150300822
/box/ have a jan on the inside

>>150300822
Because they are the jannies

so one hand we have muslims obsessed with homosexuality and on the other we have a swede obsessed with muslims and their obsessions.

Who we rootin for?

Wtf the salvia trip did NOT forsee an outcome even close to what transpired at 319. Might be time to knock it on the head

>>150300822
It's to make it deader than Clozapig's mommy...

>>150300822
It is the janny and it's more than likely some of mossad or government mental warfare pysop

>>150300836
The fans

>>150300807
Dricus is a swang and bang retard. RDR is a guy that is specifically desperate to go to the ground

>>150300799
ddp's coach was literally right, the first nigga to stop his takedowns is going to fold him. dricus was taken down by whittaker, cumshot was a terrible matchup for him in hindsight

Potan is simply too large and strong for cumshit to take him down

>>150300858
Chiamev doesn't have that kinda power.

>>150300799
Khamzat vs Vettori would end like Shamrock vs Fujita

>>150300870
True he has more power

So tired

>>150300821
And by murder I mean suck on his BBC

Also im trans btw

>>150300877
Early stoppage.

We don't talk about Alexa "AGPoatan" "The One, The Only Snowbunny" PeRoevWade here unless it's how xhe aborted the baby Daddysanya impregnated xer with.

>>150300885
I'm a huge Aspinall fan by huge I mean really fucking fat

>>150300877
shart was shook and preheemed here like aldo was before fighting gooby. not a real heem

Its not even funny its just fucking gay lmao, so fucking weird

>>150300894
Fantastic post

Daddysanya deserves the middleweight title shot

>>150300658
i-is that brendan schaub?

Heard khabib sucks homeless cocks

O-Block to Nasty Vasti and DDPiggy after Zatdaddy's spitroasting.

>>150300822
he's been coping like this ever since dricus colonized sizzy for some reason.

>>150300921
And by Khabib, I meant my dead daddy!

The results of 319 and it's consequences have been a disaster for heem-kind

Plump piggies get PUMPED by Bantu DICK DADDIES!

>>150300799
MVP unironically 48-47s him

Chills.

>>150300959
Aspiggies….

>>150300921
>homeless
you mean conor?

>>150300799
also Izzy has elite anti wrestling because his lower bodys so thin. He just slithers out unless you lock up his arms or neck

From gay spam to dead parent spam heem is not doing well

>>150300967
The richest person out of the entire sport is homeless now? What

Sean Strickland was raped by his dead daddy.

none of the muzzie fighters are as retarded and obnoxious as the fans that follow them. why is that

>>150300975
How does that work? Was he a zombie?

>>150300979
Sean Strickraped was raped.

I've made a serious mistake showing the slightest bit of interest to this one minge she has nothing of value to tell me but goes on and on every day

>>150300979
Sean Strickland bounced and oinked on it I'm afraid.

>>150300992
Please stop talking about the maggots in ya mommy's minge...

I cant deal with weem with this talk of rape and gay like typing. I cannot hear my computer say these things anymore. Forewell.

>>150301005
Good bye jtb I will miss you in a hetero manner

>>150300847
Every homosexual is a pedophile and therefore protected by dana whites orange friend

what niggas don't understand is whittaker had the best takedown defense in the whole division and khamzat did that to him
NOBODY else can stop khamzat. nobody. not that we know of

I'll help you guys with the following fights, my picks ALWAYS lose.

My picks for next card :

Johnny Walker vs Zhang Mingyang : Walker
Brian Ortega vs Aljamain Sterling : Sterling
Sergei Pavlovich vs Waldo Cortes-Acosta : Cortes-Acosta

>>150301019
Curious how the brazzaboys don't spam more about helwanis

>>150301018
Just know I always repsected you Finnish Scott Steiner

Why are americans scared of smoking?
Everybody seemed shocked when prates enjoyed a cigarette

Got my JAXXON chain on

>>150300973
it's a joke because he looked like a homeless guy in 229
haha get it

>>150301034
Anthony Hernandez trashes him

>>150301044
fuck ya

>>150301036
Curious why maggots infest your mommy's minge...

oi mate these niggas don't stop cappin on my name do they

When israel heems gaza ill be making stupid posts as you guys

>>150301061
>wearing a shirt with your face on it
This is why he'll lose to Gane.....the arrogance, the ego.....pride cometh before the fall they say

>>150301066
Can't we just have a jew and muslim free heem

>>150301068
gane killed his best friend in the octagon

>>150301066
Dirty diaper pissraeli helwanis cant heem shit

>>150301066
Two more weeks!!!

>>150301066
Not gonna happen with Khambat as chanp

>>150301078
lies

>>150301044
Sheeeesh

I would DESTROY dana and I wouldn't even feel anything doing it

Kek just saw Coofzat staring down Jaykae

>>150301066
israel wouldn't go to heavyweight to fight gaziev and i doubt he could make lhw to meet in the middle

>>150301094
khzamt is the greatest weve ever seen

Khagmat is going to be here for an long, long tim. No it wont be cinematic at all.

>>150301094
Bear is fashionable as fuck

>>150301148
Kek what a lil' raped pozzed dirty diaper piggy.

crazy thing is that usmeng beats khamzat at MW 5 rounds fight

How can I invest in Usman's legacy stocks? Are they publicly floated?

>>150301191
Im asking you to stop

people seem to ignore the idea that khamzat has potentially gotten better at fighting in the past 3 years

>>150301207
And yet they thought Suga Schaub was going to turn into a D1 wrestler after a 12 week camp.

crazy how reserved he was after winning the belt compared to after beating li jingliang

>>150301225
Dana definitely promised him a bonus if he didn't declare a fatwa on Israel on the mic

>>150301234
>>150301234
>>150301234
>>150301234

So is nobody gonna make the new thread or what?

>>150301225
jingliang was the peak of his hype and his best performance
and even he knew the way he won the title was not exciting

>>150299572
Erceg robbing Ode Osborn already destroyed his "legacy"

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