Thread 150298512

wheres jen

Emma Watson versus Avril Lavigne in their Reproductive Prime Match

*AHEM*
It's wrestlechads, knights rule, raidies rule, steelies rule, canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years, and jamiroquai sucks KWAB

>>150298533
>>150298533
>>150298533
>>150298533

slopdown was cancelled

>>150298536
whats jamiroquai

>>150298536
our steelies lost bro
doesn't matter
smackdown got moved to a new network for more money

>>150298547
turn your monitor on

>>150298553
marry fuck kill

>>150298326 #
Mate watch a movie called Belly it stars DMX and Nas and al kinds of other 90's rappers it's KINO

https://youtu.be/sPdb_RI7wjY?si=_EHjXR2dV3X13crf [Open]

>>150298536
promo's good

>>150298586
good post

>>150298586
thanks king

samir should be up soon seething and posting pics from the allstar game series that ended tied 1-1

i think i'm cute

i know i'm sexy

i got the looks

that drive the girls wild

Which one of you made this lol >>150295227

>>150298601
they're loading him into his wheelchair as we speak

Holy already off to the races with the bubblin'

>>150298624
is samir or trb >our hogwheels? or is it the rare double hogwheels?

Daily reminder it has been 11758 days since a Canadian team has won the only trophy that matters in hockey

>>150298705
the lady byng?

>>150298715
You're Can'tnadian, I wouldn't expect you to know what the correct answer is

>>150298520
Here

>>150298720
those lions are both african american like I said last thread

>>150298536
ICE wants to know your location

my wife

>>150298512 (OP)
>no kate bush allowed
>(wrestlefags and dogs ok)

>>150298885

>rag it!

F L A M E S
F L A M E S
F L A M E S
F L A M E S
F L A M E S

They should call ICE on people who still willingly watch wrestling in 2025

>>150299036
Copey is already dodging ICE thats why he only comes out at night

>copey doesnt understand what a championship game is
kwab

bud did the napoleon dynamite dance after he finished with trb on the chilly easter evening of 2022

Morning marner is done

>>150298610
I heard it was a girly magazine

Huomenta

Marner knocking on the door

thus, today is bud1219

Yvonne got punched on the bus?

>>150300047
did she? shan the man said she's gonna be in the hospital until at least wednesday
hope she's doing ok

>>150300300
someone posted here that Shannon got punched on a bus

took a cheeky pto today
gonna walk the dog around the park and sit outside for a bit

>>150298536
>jamiroquai sucks KWAB
"no"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMcEwaGz_64

>>150300679
Based enjoy your time with doggy! :)

>>150301013
operation: get gf 2025 is still underway

>>150301013
grass is always greener, amigo
trust me

you disgusting canadians always said sikhs are "bros" in these threads. fuck you curry smelly pajeets go back to india (toronto)

You guys think we can take a 3rd?

do any of my fine /hoc/ friends have any good jazz or jam band recommendations?

>>150301016
I’m drafting high in the 2026 gf draft

>>150301052
yep :3

motivate me to go to the gym

>>150301109
You need to go, it’s the start of the week. It’ll set you up for success this week

>>150301062
Ryo Fukui

>>150301089
Cope we the fans are the 7th player.

>>150301115
that picture is irrelevant because i'm 34

>>150301201
Get the fuck off 4chan

>>150301231
make me

>>150301250
I hope your mom eventually comes up with the courage to evict you from her basement.

>>150301250
Go to the fucking gym or you’ll end up like copey spamming wrestling memes

Auston matthews wears number 34

>>150301282
source?

>>150301250
basedjak party didnt go far enough

>>150301270
dumb zoomer i haven't lived at home since high school :)

>>150301109
Waiting for the motivation to come is silly. You have to force yourself to go even if you don't want to. The hardest part about going to the gym is actually going to the gym, because once you're actually there there's nothing standing between you and a good workout.

>>150301281
Jesus, how horrifying

>>150301109
Look up “fat acceptance” shit on Tik tok or whatever and listen to those ham planets say how going to the gym or whatever is fascist or whatever the fuck

It’ll motivate you like crazy to go to the gym

>>150301231
/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general

raw is on tn, btw

Wrestlefags OUT

>>150300790
mudshark anthem

>>150301631

Please win a cup
just 1
we are begging your people to win

it's up

>>150298533
15 years old? When the good lord says you’re ready for sex who are we to say we know better?

Also team Canada raped me

>>150301231
I’ve accepted that I’m here forever

I quite like Terry as the main national hero desu

I quite like Bud as the main /hoc/ hero desu

4naysh made trb emotional

>>150301231
>>150301250
special... you think you're special...

Vince would have booked Terry to get squashed by Brock kwab

Hello numales

>>150302151
Hello numale

this has to be the worst offseason ever

>>150302241
Just like my islanders

>>150302241
yet*

>>150302192
disgusting

>>150302192
Cool

>>150302241
I got a few atrocities cooking for next year

>>150302328
big deals brad is always cooking

>>150302241
Tell owners to remove the salary cap

>>150302456
tell us your thoughts on your victory over trb

Man I don’t know about you guys, but I really hate Mondays.

>>150302241
We had the Marnergate at least

>checked the Canucks roster depth for curiosity
>Chytil 2C, Raty 3C

The NHL has a talent issue with 32 teams. We can’t have more teams.

>>150302535
folding the knights, sharks, ducks, sabres, islanders, and blue jackets would solve the problem

>>150302535
Don't look at the Habs' center depth.

>>150302535
Chytil is good but he leads the league in TBI/60

what's wrong with Kate bush?

what's wrong with Kate's bush?

>>150302535
Back when we had a Canadian GM our center depth was Miller, Horvat, Pettersson.
Now with a Swedish mind at the helm, Pettershit at 11.6m is our only center.

>>150302750
More like JT miller became his usual cancer and Horvat wanted out. Now you have a soft Czechia who’s another concussion away from being a vegetable and an overrated prospect at 3C

have you copped yours?

you now remember kate upton

in the pre 32 team nhl guys like yakupov or bulju busted out of the nhl after 5 seasons, now in garys 32 team abomination we have nobodies like barrett hayton or kirby dach or kappo kakko seen as serviceable nhl players. its really no wonder this trash league is less popular than the wnba and mls.

>>150302577
Just like our trb

i dont seem to recall a time in the past where nhl teams were able to just sign random players out of the swiss or czech leagues, and those players were immediately nhl caliber and able to produce in a top 6 role. yea from the khl i can understand, but from fucking switzerland? the nhl has been completely watered down, its never been this over.

>>150303146
stop noticing things anon

>>150303220
Okay name 3 guys

>>150303146
>>150303220
All I'm hearing is "we need more teams"

>>150303220
nonsense anon it's time for expansion and realignment. gotta grow the game.

>>150302535
utah is a wagon

>>150303146
Dach barely even plays alongside Hayton, and the >rags kept throwing kakko around the lineup expecting him to succeed with no time. The NHL has a bigger issue with retarded boomers throwing any younger player under a bus the first chance they get.

>>150303230
>the average sv% in the 2010s would put you in the elite category in 2025
Grim.

Roman Cervenka was a Calgary Flame

>>150303230
>goals already on a steady decline
gary is gonna fuck with the pads again

>>150303321
See scoring is up! We need more shitty defenses and players who can’t forecheck or backcheck at all in our game today!

I had a dream last night where the Canucks lost 18-4 in their home opener

Who won the Stainless Cup

bud + 1 = trb

do playoff goals count toward regular season records?

>>150303568
sort of

>>150303568
so you don't know

>>150303568
@gork am i gay

>>150303614
ya

>>150303667
just like my islanders

oh he's pissed alright

>>150303685
That trade request to leave Calgary in 2 seasons is going to be hilarious

>>150303694
he's probably just going to salarymaxx and get 10 million to play on the blackhawks or something

>>150303700
well if you're even a halfway decent goalie in today's nhl you are pretty much guaranteed to get overpaid anywhere you go so I wouldn't be surprised

>>150303700
No way we love our Wolfie. It would break my heart :(

my truth is that I'm gay and retarded

>>150303837
of course, you post in /hoc/

>>150303853
Cope I'm not gay.

>>150303857
unlike my islanders

>>150303837
same here brother

>>150298512 (OP)
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

>>150303724
That's what he's thinking and is why he thinks it's nice and fantastic. In reality no team will give him more than $6 mil x 3 years

>>150303837
I'm retarded but not gay. Every time I hang out with people irl I'm reminded of my retardation. I have achieved ego death.

>>150303504
the steelers

>>150303927
Every time I hang out with people IRL I remember how socially inept I am. It's a wonder I get invited to stuff as often as I do.

it's up

every time i hang out with people irl i just stare at my phone and browse /hoc/

what are we doing for Labour Day this year?

One time I was at a social gathering and my autistic friend (unprompted) said "BIG UPS to Kate Bush, finally on spotify." No one said anything in response. Good times.

>>150303980
love tyler foli he used to play for my flames you know

>>150303968
I'm guessing the people like you bud

>>150304011
and my nuckies. it was a dark day when he left

frankly the only teams i really care about are flames nucks jets and habs

>>150304007
based retard

my name isn't frank lee

>>150304042
Flames and Our Sennies for me

jen bush

bud did not 1

>>150304104
true trb1
don't let bud's propaganda confuse you

Meds.

>>150304216
there are no meds to become unraped unfortunately :(

>>150303927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ey-ThERTw

dylan lost

as did copey

copey won

dylan won
tbg won
copey lost
bud lost

Dylan lost.
Copey lost.
TBG lost.
Bud lost.
Mitch lost.
Samir lost.

>>150304362
randy won :)

Canada has grown men who leave and play in United States teams

They don't stay and win in their own country. Why is this?

/hoc/ as a collective is zeroed out in win/loss ratio

eat cock randy

>>150304387
>Why is this?

>>150304387
better burgers down south

thus, bud1219 continues

>>150304426
canada has five guyses

bud burrito playoff goals 4nations limited mobility mitch

I could absolutely heem Manon Rheaume

>>150304547
Her son went undrafted :(

Jenny Potter's was a first round pick though

>>150304547
could you befriend her tho

>>150304573
nah

Why do some post here expressly to be annoying

>>150304604
they are mentally unwell, and there's no point in understanding the mad

crosby is our daddy

>>150304561
live shot of trb

Why do some buds 1 expressly to be bud1

I am the least mentally well person here

>>150304674
Sad

>>150304674
Well, there's no award for that, so... you came all this way for nothing

This. So much this.

>>150304674
The fact that your post didn't include some schizophrenic made up personality means you have at least some sort of mental soundness.

>>150304674
samir drags down our average quite a bit

>>150304812
He loses all style points posting on /hoc/, though

thus, xhe bubbbles

samir do be fruity

drop the goddamn puck Gary

can't believe the amerigolem tourney is the best hockey we can watch right now.

thus, mitch 1 and is taller than xrb

now this is what I call high flying fast paced hockey

i'm 5'7

>>150305032
out of 10!

>>150305032
grim but still considerably taller than xrb

2025-2026

1. Pettersson 136 pts
2. McDavid 129 pts
3. Kaprizov 118 pts

>>150305032
Impressive. same height as Shaq when he takes a dump

>>150305055
petterbros? we are so back

Every year doc asks me if i'm sexually active. wonder what happens if i say yes.

>>150305072
He chuckles and puts down "no" anyway

>>150305070
>petterbros
We hate pettershit around here.

>>150305072
I said I was sexually passive once

>>150305072
this is why i switch docs every 18 months

>>150305070
Have you ever walked all the way down east hastings?

>>150305114
no thankfully

>>150305114
Hastings is a very long street, almost 15km. Would take a long time to walk it.

>>150305129
meet me here at 3
49.28148° N, 123.10434° W

>>150305129
Do not go to those coordinates, he ambushed me with a needle of fentanyl and raped me for 2 days

To be a true Vancouverite you gotta live on Hastings for 1 week minimum

don't be hasty

>>150305233
I thought you had to be chinese

>>150305259
Nah that's richmond

>>150305207
okay thank you for warning me I guess I won't do it then

>get rid of old man lou
>actually sign players before the 1st of September
>actually communicate with fans
>have some form of vision instead of thinking in 2003 with the Devils
What did Lou Lamoriello do after 2003 to warrant him a spot in the hockey hall of fame?

>>150305360
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>150305360
Yeah man losing Dobson and acquiring Drouin + a bunch of replacement players and Big Sieve Dave is definitely a step in the right direction.

thus, bud has appeared for bud1219

>>150305384
jlmi

>>150305384
Noah Dobson sucks and Montreal is going to learn real fast how overrated he is. The entire point is that they aren't chasing that WC1-2 spot just to get killed by the Hurricant's, and want to start a young core, something Lou hated and kept ignoring

I stopped drinking a couple months ago so I should probably get highmore

>>150305395
>a player I kept glazing actually sucks now that he's not an Islander anymore
Good old Bud.

we have enough inebriated retards as it is

>>150305433
every time kek

>>150305433
When did I glaze him

>>150305433
kwab 2true. habbies on cup watch

>>150305449
>March 8th, 2021

>>150305454
yea bud it's an example of you turning on a player you glazed because he's not an islander anymore. we all saw how that turned out :^)

>>150305441
you should rape dylan for the broship

>>150305464
Devon Toews actually is a good player. Noah Dobson is by all means a very overrated player who has been exposed consistently at the NHL level. and there's no Cale Makar to save Dobson, so go figure. Toews still was destroyed constantly by Kucherov in the 2022 finals. Nobody ever says that part out loud.

>>150305481
wow that's a lotta cope too bad i'm not readin it kwab

>>150305489
Cope is when we talk about the facts

thus, 04/17/22

>>150305502
cope is when you have to spend months convincing yourself that you're glad he's gone even though you had his nuts in your mouth for years :^)

bud is such a lolcow kek gotta love bud

i wonder if i ever saw bud when attending an islanders game

>>150305525
he was wearing a bucket hat

>>150305518
Yeah im glad he's gone because the dude could barely play on a power play and was a secondary assist merchant. He's not a defenseman worth 9M either.

>>150305441
Nta but i've been here, you used to put Toews as the centre piece of every trade proposal, guaranteed 1st round pick++, then when he got traded for 2 2nd rounders you started saying how he was actually shit all along.

>>150305516
is that when they jokered you? whats your current rags status?

>>150305578
no that's when bud1 over trb. twas a chilly that evening

Saddledome declared a national historic site and then converted into a public pool

>>150305656
*should be

>>150305525
you might've seen him at a metties game

tendies party with gary

Alberta has 61 historic sites, this is the only one I like

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head-Smashed-In_Buffalo_Jump

>>150305722
me on the right btw

>Palace theatre is a historic site
based go flames

trb-raped-in bud1alo jen
world /hoc/itage site

>>150305734
Buffalo Sabres heritage site

more like a buffalo bone-knife heritage site

>>150305887
>Due to the large number of buffalo that would be driven over the cliff, the practice has been criticized as having been highly wasteful. Many of the animals driven over the cliffs did not end up getting harvested as most would rot or go to waste.

made breakfast for dinner go flames

flames were golfing, golfing up the curtains nothing I could do

>>150305539
gee its like the salary cap played a factor into why he got dealt for two 2nds.

>>150306028
That doesnt make any sense.

>>150306028
capfriendly is down

i was at the store
i regret not getting that bag of chips

>>150306355
What flavour caught your attention?

>>150306378
sour cream and onion desu
ruffles

unis look nice enough

thus,

>>150306423
forgot pic (so embarrassed)

>>150306483
too late you will have to carry this shame forever

eating haribo cola gummies

>>150306503
damn i haven't had those since elementary school
i loved em

>>150306393
God-tier flavour, at least in regards to what's available to us laffs.

>>150306558
well what's stopping you? :)

>>150306571
diabetes

>>150306571
i wouldn't even know where to get them
i looked for sodalicious a couple months ago but couldn't find any

>>150306570
all dressed is nice

NHL fans be like:
>*LET'S GO TEAM NAME*
>*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*

thanks, guys

>>150306760
No it's go team go

>>150306990
The "go *team* go" chant doesn't have the clapping after.

swedes be like:
here's your package delivery sir

>LETS GO [One syllable team name stretched into two]
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>150306760
SHL fans of every single team except Luleå and Leksand be like:
>OTHER SIDE ARE YOU READY
>YEAH OF COURSE NOTHING MISSING

>>150307003
at least he can actually deliver something

How come sweden wasnt at the big meeting today. Even finland was there.

YOU GOT KRONWALLED
*Clap-clap, clapclap-clap*

>>150307083
calibrate your trb detector, bud

>>150307110
Why doesn't he talk about how he got heemed on the bus

JAY
TEE
MILLER
>*clap clap, clap clap clap*

>>150307110
offseason shannon is peak comfy

thg > trb

>>150307131
He gon have to answer to Evander Kane now. Don't fuck with Pettersson.

>>150307136
The team's been dead since 1993! Do we really need an "updated" of his All-Time list?

>>150307177
yes, we do. it's about time /hoc/ brings back north stars discussion also

Should Dallas have been called the South Stars?

the randies refused to boo their own team when they were buck broken and embarrassed 14 straight times at home for 20 straight years. they still stood cheering while the players did their little cuck dance. not even a single brox cheer. no players run out of town. absolutely soulless franchise.

>>150307253
> the Texas Lone Stars

the dallas nebulas

>>150307082
Luleå fans be like:
>we just change the three last word in the chorus of tranny song La Dolce Vita to a player name and then we're done with that

>>150307136
This butt larry

now that the dust has settled, what did we learn this off season?

>>150307626
bud + 1 = trb

>>150307626
shannon doesnt have any white friends.

>>150307626
thus,

>>150307297
cockeaticanes

>>150307626
future belongs to the habs

>>150307626
Frens are everything. Nothing is fun unless you have frens to share it with.

>>150307689
the chadmobile

>>150307673
sharing is caring

>>150307626
I learned I really like the hockey season and new one should be fun also uhhhhh

praying to allah and tim horton for a canadian cup win

>>150307806
That's hilarious; great looking graphics, too

>>150307805
Allah? We are Hindus retard

>>150307805
I blew on a dandelion today to have Trump stop some new federal regulations that would affect my work

>>150307904
His existence makes the world worse me thinks

>>150307987
But I don’t want the new form pf to be instated

>>150307904
whatever happened to that elon fella? why was his spectacular failure and fall from grace so quickly memory holed?

why wasn't the Canadian prime minister invited to the big summit today

>>150307673
>hugs a fren

>>150308009
Idk but it's not like it's an insult to be disliked by the USA these days. I'd be more concerned if they liked us.

whatever happened to all those hilljacks that were bragging about going to buy a telsa a few months ago?

>>150308033
cletus died of diabetus

>>150308033
They can’t accord teslas

>>150308033
this is what tesla people are actually dreaming of buying
https://delorean.com/

hockey should end in april and start in september

>>150308178
correct

>>150308178
i like the first three words

Been reading and hearing a whole lot about the Hurricanes owner buying the Portland Trailblazers, and how he's committed to keeping the team in Oregon and that this is not a relocation threat even though he owns a team on the other side of the country.
I have however heard absolutely nothing denying the opposite
Anyone else have a weird feeling Dundon is going to get himself a nice new arena in Portland and then take the Hurricanes off to Oregon with his basketball team?

hockey should be eternal and never ever end for any reason

>>150308009
bit busy with the stewardesses atm

>>150308429
thoughts on being shorter than mitch?

bronn is shoot hurt bro's

we should be seeing crosby playing in the nhl with his son now, just like lebron is playing in the nba with his son.

>>150306760
kek niggas do be havin team spirit

>>150308594
too bad Syd only fucks men

trb - bud - thg
samir - jen
frankie

>>150308501
I'd give a light double tap on the horn if I saw this.

>>150308652
frankie would be a big bruising third pair dman

>>150300047
Lmao pushed by a jeet. She voted for it

They should make a Alpha Flight movie with a resurrected cyborg Terry Fox

>>150308694
But Terry Fox is a real hero.

>>150302535
MLB and NBA have less teams than the NHL and there are far less hockey players in the world than there are basketball and baseball players

>>150302629
Not many good songs after cloudbusting and the stranger things song

>>150306503
They give me the marners

I'm not worked, don't tell people I got worked

>>150308789
this post is grammatically accurate

meanwhile back home both these countries hate eachothers guts

just ran the numbers and there's simply no time for santa to marner while delivering presents all night

>>150308830
I've been able to hold my marners for a day if necessary.

Huomenta but the opposite

>>150308830
the elves marner for him

>>150308830
What do you think the coal is

>when someone asks me if i think dustin wolf will send the flames to the SCF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESRBoRwlvU

>>150308254
would be funny but I doubt bettman wants it

>>150308905
I genuinely think he will cary our flames like kipper did in 04

>>150308830
russia, china, india, and canada are all on the naughty list so he skips them. he could marner at a gas station in belarus, japan, pakistan, or mexico etc

do americans get high-fructose corn syrup in their stockings?

Santa got me a bongo board one year

>>150308830
solved the case did you

for me it's keeping the Christ in Christmas go flames

In elementary school they stopped wishing us a merry christmas and started saying happy holidays.

Were you guys allowed to throw snow at school. My retarded school banned it.

utah didn't pass the snow test last winter

>>150309008
They tried to but couldnt do shit. They had to cordone off a part of the field at recess during the winter becausen paet of it would get covered with a thick layer of ice and kids would play that game.where you try to kick the feet out from under the other person

most years it snows before halloween my brüder

>>150309169
Kek based this is the way.

I got sent to the principles office because every day I'd pour water in the middle of the field to grow the icy section

>>150309008
Snowball fights every break. Snowbathing is what we called the ultimate domination move, it's where you throw the other guy in the snow and then hold him down as you shove snow into his face and down his jacket. Ive been snowbathed and dished out a couple baths too. Good memories

>>150309344
Kek we used to call that a snow job

You would just knoxk someone diwn and then lile 10 kids would start kicking snow on you while other kids shoved it down your clothes. Kek. I havent thought about that in years.

I remember my flames showed up and signed my mini stick when the new local rink opened :)

>>150308821
not gonna lie, that jeet sweater is fire fr fr

>>150309008
I honestly don't remember, I've done too many drugs over the years

We went skiing for a week every year (4,5,6) at elementary school. Was actually based as fuck.

Rick had this thing where he would just knoxk someone diwn and then lile 10 kids would start kicking snow on him while other kids shoved it down his clothes. Kek. I havent thought about that in years.

there are things I would do for a klondike bar that would make even hitler blush

has /hoc/ ever bought a chink jersey from somwhere like dhlgate? Theres a custom one I want but FUCK nhl shop and ebay's too expensive

>>150309534
cool it with the antisemitism, buddy.

>>150309534
i haven't, i have my canucks roberto luongo jersey and that's all i will ever need

>>150309534
I get my stuff from second hand shops. Got this hilarious flames nock off jersey with a stop sign at the neck

>>150309490
Same. In grade 6 the bus almost left without me because I went back to the chalet to get another french vanilla coffee, because it wss the first time i tried coffee. The teachers were mad as fuck that I wandered off but I legit had no idea we were even leaving.

>>150309509
You sunbelts never did that with sand?

5 more minutes till wrestlefag hour

>>150309608
Did you guys actually go to the mountains? We just went to our shit city hill (c.o.p)

just got home, bout to put on raw

been home all day, didnt ask once

>>150309669
we ask here tranny, tiny lost

>>150309649
Mate im in ontario we went to the shit "local" hills called blue mountain. In high school they had trips to quebec mount tremblant but i never went. I've never been actual skiing, just "skiing" on local hills you know. But of cross country in the woods when I was a kids but not real woods you know.

ahh yessir

>>150309640
Whats on the card tonight

>>150309690
Eh, skiing in school at all is based enough :)

Went to my local outdoor rink and the kindergarten was teaching the kids how to skate. I'm thinking the next makar will come from makars childhood rink.

>>150309737
delet this

>>150309737
Saved

Thank god Gary grew the game or these threads would be full of retards

Underrated Hockey Movie: Sudden Death (1995)
>For when you want to watch Die Hard but also want to watch hockey
>Maybe Van Damme can have career in Edmonton

>>150309861
I saw that flick when I was 10. I saw that reddit post today.

wplace bros
:'(

don't know what wplace is

>>150298520
clean-shaven

>>150310046
World map where you can drop pixels
https://wplace.live/

just took the most insane marner of my life
feel woozy

>>150310069
>>150310040
I remember this shit from like 2009

>>150310117
where 90% of the canvas was swastikas and boobs

>>150310069
My belarusy

it's just me uce
day one
it's just me uce

>>150310153
Now it's 90% hammer and sickles and cock

In the two places I go back and forth to it's just city references and anime/furry shit.

didn't ask about your kitchen and bedroom

>>150310214
Kek fuck you

>>150310214
*pops*

>>150310214
Kek. Jen even.

roxanne perez desu

>>150310214
Lmao gottem

Think I might watch Meet Wally Sparks

>>150310396
grim

>>150310403
What other Rodney Dangerfield film is there

>>150310439
caddyshack for me

>>150309861
>>150309882
kwab trb confirmed as a literal redditor

>>150309861
>>150309882
trb is shameless. he can't help but lose at every opportunity

raw main event was overbooked kino

a marner by any other name

>NEWS: #StlBlues have signed Milan Lucic to a professional tryout (PTO). Announcement in morning
the fuck, Milan Lucic still plays hockey?

>>150310819
KWAB

Good evening, fellow heterosexuals

>>150310967
Golden Knights.

>>150310986
he said HETEROsexual

>ACK--...Atleast justice will prevail for me in the end..
and then Petgrave got away with it with no consequence and people cheered when he came back

Took a gooey and sticky morning marner

>>150311150
justice for what?

>>150310819
Wow

Someone was moaning and grunting while taking a marner at work this morning

what happened to the flags?

>>150310819
What happened to his domestic abuse trial?

>>150311547
trump is so happy to be hanging out with world leaders lmao
he's like me if i became prez

>>150312446
I think his wife dropped charges. He posts all the time on instagram with her

Vancouver should have signed Lucic

>>150312490
Hopefully that bitch learned to never take his telephone away again

habs should have signed lucic

/hoc/ should have signed Lucic

>>150312689
he's too misogynistic for /hoc/

>>150312689
/hoc/ is below echl. We can’t even afford a goalie who doesn’t show up hungover

>>150312751
He'd come around after talking with the /hoc/ PWHL player

My local fire department has a cute lady fireman

>>150312842
fireperson

>>150312792
Gary increased our budget for this season

They built an apartment on the fire station. Wonder how cheap rent is there with the constant noise.

>>150312751
He’d fit right in

I remember watching theo fleury try out in the pre season

My team is over the cap :(

watching coco lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZ3IwHGmkw

>>150312842
Firewoman chud

>>150312842
anon don't commit arson just to meet the fire girl

>>150312918
Sounds like hell

Got a knock on the door from the fire department about a potential gas leak after a particularly foul marner

>>150312897
Did he give us a coffee machine for our exciting new gimmicks?

>>150313813
Coffee machines are a fire hazard

I use a french press I mean freedom press

>>150313837
Can we at least get a tea kettle?

Cuck? It's almost your time to shine.

>>150314011
Also a fire hazard

>>150314043
Can we at least get ointment for the lash wounds

>>150314079
>>150314079

>>150314074
Gary lashes us for our own good. We wouldn't learn if we could apply ointments