Thread 150301234

smellator ticks edition

>>150298222

A patchy mix of picograms

>>150301234 (OP)
Literally all cans.

Legacy stocks tanked!

pico fights just like chandler

Josh and Big John were hyping up each and every one of these guys as being elite and UFC championship level fighters btw.

Wtf I love chameav and khabib now

MMA used to be about the best fighting a bunch of bums giving us highlight reels. Now, it's just highly competitive fights that ends in decisions.

>>150301234 (OP)
>2-5
>0-1
>0-1
>1-1
oh fer shure we should keep pretending other orgs have good fighters and giving them top guys. johnny eblen vs fluffy hernandez when?

Why does sweet joe hype up Bellator cans so much?

>>150301262
Is that Bella Delphine?

>>150301266
He's paid to

>>150301251
agreed. failing to finish your opponent from crucifix multiple times is an unrecoverable story loss. it is OVER for khamzat and muslims in general

Morning Kombat is live right now after the biggest PPV of the year, and barely 1k viewers what gives?

>>150301252
i was one of like five heemsters who picked tim elliot to win and i regret not putting money on it. people forget man

>>150301269
It's Cameron Saimaan

Kai Asakura's confidence fell down when he went to the Press Conference and not a single person asked him a question

>>150301262
she is so hot

Is slapping legal in mma?

>>150301279
Isn't that DDP's little butt buddy? He's looking awfully zesty there.

I can tell you one thing, if you lock me and
MMAguru in a room together, one of us leaves more educated on MMA and it aint MMAguru

If they ever locked me and MMA guru into a room together the smell would be absolutely horrendous.

>>150301283
I heem much better on the reg

I'd fuck MMAGuru if we were ever locked in a room together

@(You)
Dickhead.

>>150301285
It's the nate diaz special move b

>>150301304
yeah me too haha

>>150301285
The stockton special? No, banned for being too cool and heterosexual I'm afraid

>>150301305
Pico was the biggest snake jew setup dana has ever done, who the fuck debuts against a 16-0 beast (who cazzies dont know) who should have faught for the strap already

If they ever lock MMA Guru in a room with a computer, camera, and access to the internet, he'll come one of the most successful MMA youtubers to date.

>>150301323
Yeah but he probably wouldn't have against Movsar too

Take all the /heem/ threads and UFC threads from the very first to this current one.

They're all shit

>>150301331
He was winning until the freak KO, idk but now hes lost all his hype and seems like a joke who got heemed by a nobody

Lerone Murphy, the next Leon Edwards.

>>150301335
Even if theyre shit, you muslims have made them 10x shittier, like everything you infect

Khamzat couldnt do any of those body locks in a real fight. In a real fight ddp could just grab khamzats fingers and break them back but theres rules against small joint manipulation

Pico wins that fight 9999/10000. La'Tyrone just had his lucky Masvibum moment.

Edward Murphy, the next Leon Lerone

>>150301313
That guy has got aura.

Leon Murphy, the next Lerone Edwards

>watch heemslap clips
>McGregor get's heemO'd
kek

British excellency heemed that bellator tick stiff

I have been warned, I must first view this warning before I may continue posting :(

>>150301360
That's clearly Bryce Mitchell.

KWAB

>>150301360
That's clearly Sneed

Mmaguru is the ariel hawani of the UFC

You lock MMAguru and ninadrama in a room together and someones getting entertained (us the fans of MMA social media)

>>150301346
I'm not a muslim though

I hate those water filled round bags
Sand feels the best, thoughts on this

>>150301388
Nobody here trains MMA bud

>>150301377
>Kumsplat wasn't able to do any damage to the champion with the lowest takedown defense stats in modern UFC history
Yeah, I'm thinking that RDR, and Fluffy, are going to kill him.

>>150301388
Ciryl Gane has changed this meta

>>150301313
Hoenstly? Badass

>>150301392
Who's the skirt

>>150301403
Me on the right enjoying the heck out of it

>>150301388
What are you even talkin about?

Top ten most badass Jon Jones moments

>>150301388
Ive never felt an boob, sorry

>>150301427
Only ten?

When is the next power slap?

>>150301391
You should
Its fun

got that ther brendan schaub in daggerfall mawld b

>>150301438
Yeah no, I'm not paying to roll around with a bunch of sweaty insecure faggots sorry bud. I already do that for free on Grindr.

>>150301427
bit too oldfag for me man, im not really into old fighters like chuck lidell lol

>>150301439
Talmbout The Elder Schaubs?

>>150301451
she's so hot

>>150301262
this is unironically more offensive than any racism from heem

>>150301456
That's Cameron Saiiman

Big fat titties

Cameron Saibaman, I fear

>>150301465
And I'm supposed to care because......?

>>150301483
I could take a shit on your face

>>150301483
King shit right hear

The fuck even is a dragonball?

>>150301493
What is wrong with you

>>150301493
>>150301494
Creeps.

>>150301511
Got a tip for you b

>>150301511
I was paying you respect with my post sir

The most hyped fight this year turned out to be complete snoozefest just as i predicted and didnt watch and will never watch it ever

dricus was never good, strickland is shit and rob and izzy were already flushed

>>150301527
What a daring and original take

>>150301530
thank you. I realized this while I was showering

>>150301523
I think Felony Fights are more your speed, little freind. We aperciate skill here.

>>150301511
Turn your monitor on pal.

>>150301515
What?
>>150301522
my bad, thanks

>>150301541
Tree fiddy

You're gonna have to turn your monitor on and take off your DDPs before you post here pal.

I am done with all of you.
Expect a VERY rude call from my lawyer

Dricus took a dive you guys don't know ball he could have snapped that slimy weasels neck in round 1 if he wanted

>>150301548
Fuck no!

>>150301552
Dont post while wearing ya DDPs playa!

Is Sean (Strickland of Theo Von fame) still dating the same transwoman

Nigger

>>150301577
You want to buy mine? He's kinda useless so I don't ask much from you

Holy shit I just unpacked my second Crobat EX in Pokemon TCG Pocket now my darkness type deck is finished. 1 mana 70 damage plus poisons

>>150301591
I don't want em around me that's all

>>150301591
Toby is up for sale?

>>150301604
That must be tough for you considering you are one.

>>150301604
I understand b all too well now
>>150301609
Absolutely you need him?

I wanna find DDP on VR boxing and kick his ass

>>150301600
We play yugioh here

>>150301615
My skin is brown but I am white I swear to God I can explain

Someone please take my nigger

>>150301622
See >>150301660 do you need a cleaner in your kebab shop

Fuck you

>>150301266
hipster "this irrelevant shit no one's heard of is the best ever but you wouldn't know" mentality

Let me buil the ultimate fighter. His boxing is crisps, his grappling is impeccable, his submission skills are out of this world, his endurance and stamina are never-ending. And most of all his willpower is endless. Also his opinion on women and minorities: negative.

>>150301712
You've had better posts

>>150301723
You'd be surprised

>>150301712
That’s literally Aaron Pico and we just watched him get heemed two days ago.

Bobby Freaking Knuckles

Kody Steer

>>150301323
>beast
lol
>who should have faught for the strap already
lmao

Corey Sandhagen is so chill man. He's probably nonchalantly dissecting Merab's game whilst drinking boba tea in a pair of birkenstocks with the occasional bit of light mobility work

>>150301743
crispy footwork

was cruz meme footwork stochastic or deterministic?

Sweden remains undefeted IMHO opinion

>>150301771
Deterministic as displayed by Tim Elliot

Kwabzat better keep that belt polished

>>150301777
Bo Nickal is a stylistic nightmare matchup for Khamzat

>khabib... but boring
are we sure this will save mma?

We cannot follow them.

gamrot

>>150301777
Hell yeah bo nigger show him what's what

The whole fucking middleweight division better be incorporating anti-wrestling for the next 10 years straight (they won’t) I fear cumshot is going to hold that title for a very long time. Unless nickel pulls a rabbit out of his ass

>>150300008
Where can we watch it? Torrent uploaders never do Boxing. It's a joke?

Dricus got crucified much like Jesus.

Did anyone see how Herzog let Susukaiev put his Fingers in Nolan's eyes and keep them there constantly. It was reminiscent of Jones, no exaggeration, with the straight Arm and everything. I felt like I was dreaming. How was he ok with that?

>>150301895
And much like Jesus, he tanked that shit and came back in the last round to win the story.

I thought that Burrito slag Godinez was going to get humbled by Andrade, what a disappointment. Her Ass I like a man's, I still want to see her leggings get peeled off to reveal it though. I wonder if it has any natural smell

Top ten most thug ass gangster moments from Nick Diaz

in a real fight who ever is winning at the end is the one who wins. you don't win a race by leading for 99% but being overtaken right before the finish line. you don't win a football by leading for most if the game. no you win it by leading at the end. dricus won.

>>150301660
>>150301669
Racists.

Tom Aspinall still does not have a nickname. What the fuck is wrong with him?

Watching mma at 30 is like watching anime at 25.....it's not a good look

>>150301964
Stfu

I've come to a realization that Hazmat can only make impressive highlights against weak, low level guys. I never thought I'd say this but he's boring.

>Test how bouncy your Bum is with my Knee 100 times. Winninggg

>Tap the back/side of your Head with the side of my fist like a little girl, and with the power of a little girl too. Winninggg :D

Hazman the phenomenon guys. The rules need to be fucking amended otherwise we're going to get more and more of this

>>150301964
Good thing I'm 31 xD kowabunga dude

>>150301974
Tone it down until I get you sold

>>150301957
He's house trained if you need one at home

Fight Fairy has a huge ass you just can't see it because she's sitting down

>>150301962
His nickname is Honey Badger

Duplesis was emotionally in pain afterwards. Physically he could've had another fight after catching his breath back and relaxing for an hour and his memory poofed with the Men in black Wand. He wasn't physically harmed.

What is the definition of a beating someone up? Is that it, let me know if I'm mistaken, maybe that it's. But I really don't think so. Looked more like forcing someone work for 25 minutes.

Rich people would pay a personal trainer good money for that experience because they haven't the will power to exert themselves that much off their own backs

>>150301991
Why are you always trying to keep me subdued these days. Let me enjoy my life

i thought lanky guys are supposed to be worse at wrestling

The upside to Dricus' loss is that he sustained absolutely no damage whatsoever during the fight, so he can fight again soon if he so chooses.

It might also be worth mentioning that the tides with starting to turn in that 5th round.
In a 10 round fight? Or hell, just a fight where they keep going until one of them drops? I think we all know who wins.

>khamzat dedicates his camp to cardio so he can pull off a wet blanket marathon
>dricus dedicates his camp to surviving the twisted psycho kill everybody barrage and then going to war
>team dricus eventually realizes that khamzat doesn't plan on fighting at any point, but by then it's too little too late
the tragic tale of how the best fight of the year became the worst

>>150302049
I'm arranging you a nice new home even though you shat the bed don't be ungrateful T

At the end of the day, khamzat's bumhole was there for the taking, ripe, sweaty yes but willing and dricus just didn't have the balls to stick his fingers in there to free himself from the crucifix.
Many occasions, no balls that's how i'll remember this fight

>>150302032
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755471927387859.mp4

>>150302067
Very good post. Very sound take.

(You know what other post I liked, pic related)

So much so that I screenshotted it

Merle's pawg waddle

Piggy got hangry for Zatdaddy feet!!

Just realized that there is a new champion in every division except the bantamweight and flyweight division this year. Dang

ngannou in studio today on ariel bros

The finnish president is about to get out struck by gooby at the white house

>>150302115
He's literally swedish

>>150302085
>>150302085
>mp4

>>150301252
Send him 2-3 years dagestan and forget

>>150302077
Fuck off you fake Nordic Mongrel cunt

>People also searched for

What makes people searching that? Hmm

>>150302145

>In before...

I edited my comment and now the grammar doesn't make sense

There is literally nothing wrong with being descended from Tsingis Khan

khamzat will defend his belt less times than ilia

I know, it's solely the fact you're a mongrel. That's all

>>150302164
im a descendant of the daliwang

Nobody gives a fuck about Clitia except brown third worlders.

>>150302183
>brown third worlders
you just described 3 quarters of khamzat fans

>>150302183
People were busy watching Ilia's fight highlights, because they were actually fun.

>>150301252
He and Taira need to fuse, Taira has great wrestling and offensive grappling but cannot strike for shit
It's Flyweight, they can't use lack of physicality as an excuse, why are Japs so shit at MMA when they're the progenitors of the sport moreorless

>>150302164
Descendant from a cuck who raised his wife son ?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jochi

good chance buday wouldnt have been cut if he lost in spectular fashion to bruchecha. for instance if he gave him a cheeky leg to leg lock.
sets a dangerous president for fighters strategically losing fights to get re signed.

>>150302181
Hoenestly? Respect

>>150302197
For sure.

>>150302208
Hey wahrani are you in the market for a badly behaved butler? You can have him for free

you are practising your takedown defence, arent you?

Have you ever gone for a double-dab but felt the strain and had to pull out and make it a single-dab at the last second without making it seem like you were ever going to go for a double-dab? Heh.

Its actually pretty funny how MMAgurus credibility went up like 10x just because found out hes huge

youll finna know aaron pico wood of got 10 million viewx

>>150302218
When I want to watch Ilia, I watch him KOing people.
When you want to watch Brazza, you watch them brazzaposting during interbiews, because no one wants to watch leg-humping highlights.

Patchy Mix is fighting Yakub at ufc 320. Who wins?

>>150302240
Who cares?

Word on the cord is that gaethje has the secret formula to beat the tapturo

Nobody and I mean nobody gives a fuck about Clitia Topiglet

What incentive does dana or the ufc have to produce good cards now that PPV is dead? I dont get why this is celebrated, why promote anything? Ufc is gonna turn more into scheduled slop between a bunch of no names

>>150302288
Which 'Cord?

many meng
many many many many meng
project they victimhood on me
no i cant cry no mo'
cant refresh the thread no mo'

>>150302309
The cool boys cord, sorry your not in

That was a nasty line

>>150302287
The fans

>>150302321
He almost got him with a knee I think in the 4 or the 5th round

>>150302342
yeah he almost didnt get dominated for the entire fight

Many MMA experts agree that Zatdaddy should be PFP no.1

>>150302183
zatfather would heem you irl for disrespecting his friend

>>150302351
Many experts agree that you're smelly 30 yo pakistani tranny on welfare

>>150302357
They look like the dalton brothers

This meeting is boring as hell

>>150302362
You really can spot them so easily, either weirdly homosexual posts or nicknames with daddy or father involved, disgusting muslim rats

>>150302357
All those piglets’s have spitshined his schlong I fear

We should spam pawg milfs in protest.

imagine how much trouble khamzat would be in if they allowed knees on the ground here. too bad the rules favor grapplers

>>150302368
Why are you still at work? It finished hours ago

>>150302239
Nobody gives a fuck about your pozzed piglet.

>>150301251
Kwab!

>>150302357
All hangry lil' piggies waitin' to get they bacon bussies pumped with Zatdaddy's loads.

>>150302380
Thought on Zatdaddy’s 12 inch meat sword gut busting tight young blonde Swedish virgin pussy?

driscus should be cut

is it really fair to blame ddp just because he has zero technique?

>>150302439
stop thinking about foreskins

>>150302389
DDP could’ve heemed Hamza at least 10 times there.

>>150302439
Joey never misses

>>150302458
people were saying shit like "hes flawed mechanically but he has good game plans" and then he lifts his leg to check a weak leg kick from khamzat at the start of each round and gets taken down with ease

Is it true bros? Asakura wants to go back to Rizin? Okay bye

>>150302439
all fat people should be killed

>>150302483
he should fight another jap like tatsura taira before leaving for rizin just to rub salt into the wound

>>150302478
He overreacted to the weakest of setup jabs. I wonder what was his deal.

bruh

>>150302439
>mma fans try to avoid mentioning homosexuality challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

the year is 2025 and the mma community hasn't evolved beyond unironic "why doesn't he just stand up?"

If im not watching MMA im watching gay porn. it is how it is.

Why are Brits so clueless about this sport?

DDP won.

Do I really need to learn to enjoy gay porn in order to be able to enjoy the grappling moments of mma fights?

>>150302515
honestly? respect

gay sport

>>150302493
finally DJ is redeemed after he had to be the ET alien

>>150302505
well why didn't he

>>150302551
Scientifically impossible

>Diddy Piss
KWAB

>>150302526
i knew it was fixed when he gave up the crank

why didn't he train wrestling for this fight

>>150302429
factually verified post im afraid

>>150302526
this is how the whole fight would have looked if khamzat did anything more than blanket

>>150302526
Dricus had the opportunity to break Khamzat's jaw like Khamzat did to Whittaker and he fumbled it

>>150302580
All diddypoo had to do to make that sequence happen was reverse a TD. Why didn’t he do that earlier?

>>150302229

No, I'm simply continuing to work on my Muay Thai. One knee when they're coming in, bang, sorted. Imagine dry humping sweaty dudes on a staph mat just because you're insecure and have no heeming ability

Chess match

Knee counters wrestling.

>>150302612
muey thai dudes fall over all the time b, they stand up too straight

>>150302526
A former lightweight did infinitely better against Hamza than DDP.

simply heem them

Beavers are better at defending takedowns than Dricus du Plessis

What did Hasbulla think of Khamzat’s title win?

niggas here were really boying du pussy. i'll never forget

>>150302565
khamzat had never before just taken a nap after getting someone down

>>150302490
>wtf he was overreacting to every strike and falling off balance all the time
Have you guys never watched a Dricus fight before

>>150302616
Barboza exposed the jab+takedown combo years ago.

>>150302615
yeah i'm thinking if squirrels can wrestle then it's not a real martial art

>>150302656
Damn did anyone tell him he did that

BES BOGSA IS DA YOU EFF CEE BABEH LESS GOOOO

>>150302357
guram got ditched by khamzat for arman, SAD

>>150302621

One knee and he's done mate, you're overthinking this. Bang on the chin, he's flopping like a fresh cod.

>>150302645
i don't think anyone here has unboyed so it'll be hard to forget anyway

>>150302673
He heemed Kvassbib with a spinning back kick in the good timeline.

>>150302645

I'm still boying him, it was a story win and he'll come back stronger. Khamzat won the mma match but Dricus was winning the fight where it mattered.

>>150302700
>it was a story win
He got 50-41ed

Ok, I looked at the other past Bellator Champions in UFC. I'm not counting Hiroguchi and Rori MacDonald, cause they were in the UFC first.
>Alexander Volkov
Actually good with 12 wins 5 losses. His second Gane fight was called a robbery. Solid contender
>Héctor Lombard
Went on a 6 fight losing streak, and got cut
>Gegard Mousasi
Solid run with 9 wins and 3 losses, but the losses were against higher caliber contenters
>Ben Askren
Record for fastest KO loss.
>Eddie Alvarez
Lost to Cowboy, Gooby, Dustbin, 4-3 in the UFC.
So basically MVP and Volkov are the only non-shit fighters Bellator has produced. Pathetic display.

Fight was two days ago. Move on.

>>150302700
based

I could outwrestle Drinkpiss and beat his brains in

>>150302721
DDP will never move on from the emotional and spiritual damage he took that night

Jones should replace anik as commentator for the new Paramount deal

>>150302721
Tim Elliot could be the champ in the biggest promotion in the nation of Japan, one of the biggest markets of MMA

Chess match

>>150302526
DDP should've snapped that cumrats neck right there

>>150302741
even the greatest wrestlers of all time have lost wrestling matches, it's not a big deal

Khazmat "the vibe killer boring shitter" khazmat

Dricus du Plessis was found dead in his hotel room this morning
Suicide likely

anyone got the webm of the guy drugging DDP's beer?

dricus made bigger khabib look like a bitch
tibau-esque i would say

More animals fighting
>>150302803
All over yewchewb mate

>>150302439
Trvke!!!

>>150302713

>Never got subbed
>Never gave up
>Had his moments when he could
>Sealed the narrative win with a beautiful reversal in the fifth round
>Showed incredible heart and great defensive grappling
>Prevented Khamzat from doing meaningful damage or threatening subs from top position
>Basically dragged himself+khamzat over across the octagon just so he could get next to the cage and try to wall walk in round 1

He tried his heart out for 25 minutes with one of the most dangerous guys in the sport, a finisher, and he gritted his way through 24 minutes of being crucifixed and battered just trying to find an opening. He had a brief opportunity at the end of round 5, but of course he came up short. It was a much closer fight than the stats or scores will tell you. Khamzat fought perfectly and is undeniably great. Dricus showed he had the better striking, a never-quit wildebeest mindset, and ironclad submission defense. Khamzat had significantly better takedowns and top control, but that's it. Everything else still favors DDP.

The data has been downloaded. Dricus will close the gap. We trek on.

>>150302526
Zatdaddy literally bottomed that piggy in this sequence.

>>150302818
Are these seth effrican inside jokes or something

if a man can mount you, anything could happen

>>150302818
this damage was from sean tarzan strickland
just how incredibly pillowfisted is khamzat

>>150302612
>>150302689
That only works with head inside takedowns. Doesn't work on head outside double, or with low single.

>>150302721
When is the next big fight?

Dricus really did look like a large wild boar being held down for a shot by its zookeepers

>>150302864
Gane

>>150302844
inoculation with takedown defense serum: COMPLETE

>>150302872
Here tomday gane tomorrow

>>150302816
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

I think lerone might win against volk

>>150302565
There are no good wrestlers in South Africa.
Dricus needs to abandon the born and bred not born and fled angle, go out to a real gym and learn actual grapling.

>>150302922
the cgi of the syfy channel movies:

>>150302884
Heeem

>>150302944
i kneel

Favorite fighter?

For me it's Dricus "Stillknocks" Du Plessis

OHHHHHH

heem quitty

>>150302852
Zatdaddy pumped the piggy.

Pfl africa 1

You boys suck, I don't even have motivation to post this evening. I'm going to /b/

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT
and he's out

Im gonna be honest, im eating right now but pretty soon I wont cause I'll be done eating by then

.

Why did DDP simply pinch chameavs thighs when he was in a crucifix? Are pinches actually illegal?

>>150302992
JDM vs Belal

>>150302844
That's a party/rugby drinking game where you put a keg cap in someone's beer and they have to chug it and pass it on

>Mega superstar hypetrain Aaron Pico
>loses his debut
>loses his first UFC fight
Tough kid i'm telling you!

>>150303008
I've seen enough. Dricus bagged that fight.

>>150302978
has been, will always be, through thick and thin, Tim motherfucking Elliot

>>150303011
Hey stop that *elbows you*

Is this the most dominant fight in MMA history?

Lets face it, with PPVs dying, danas time with the company is drawing to an end, his main motivation (promotion) is redundant, so who do you think should take the reigns?

Im gonna go ahead and say the obvious choice: MMAguru would he the perfect dana replacement

I would simply oil check Khamzat and use that as leverage to break his crucifix

>>150303049
Pinched hurt man, espeically if you dont trim your nails

weird how you never see "dricus" and "khamzat" in the same room. really makes you think.

>>150303054
Hoenstly? Paulie Shore

>>150303061
The ref makes sure to trim your nails before the fight

>>150303050
why is the mma community just pretending the scorecards were different

>>150303059
Not everything has to involve mens anuses and penises, you fucking muslims are unreal

say what you like about dana but i guarantee this sport becomes 10x worse when he calls it quits

>>150303078
Oil checking is a traditional american technique

>>150303075
Of course they nerfed pinches to protect wresters...

>>150303081
Dana is barely involved with the sport
He didn't even know TKO is renovating the apex again and thought it was just a rumor

Ok im done

coach visser says the wrestlers have already been contacted

>>150303113
pussy

The anvil is already on it's way.

>>150302796
Many are saying this

>>150303113
Your done when I say youre done now say goodnight *spins 4 times abd axe kicks you*

>>150303118
should have contacted them before the fight coach

Khamzat "Khizarovich" Chimaev

Everyone i know irl who was a diehard mma fan has transitioned to a "casual" who only watches PPVs delayed and half the time skips prelims, this has happened in 2-3 years, we used to stay up till 7am getting hyped over prelims and now its barely a text on sunday "oh you see that fight?"

Ufc is dying

its a 10-8 if the fight nearly got finish
Khamzat never came close to finishing the fight; pitter patter tippy taps on the side of someones head from a crucifix is not how to end a fight
if anything, the fight was close to getting stood up over and over, not the ref calling it

>>150303118
Numerous reports of Dricus joining mma factory to train wrestling alongside Gane

That's five 10-8s

...

Coach visser called me and asked how tight is my butthole...
What does he mean by this ?

>>150303142
khamzat would have expected that
coach visser is playing chess

Legendary streak

joe has pico in his tank

>>150303168
KWAB!!!!!

>>150303189
im right

>>150303173
this is the type of fight dricus was preparing for

>>150303189
Zane Simon never misses

If you didn't do anything the round should be 10-0. Why would you get an 8 or 9 randomly?

>>150303168
>its a 10-8 if the fight nearly got finish
That's not the scoring metric. If that was the metric any decent knockdown or mounted guillotine would score a 10-8
10-8 is awarded to a show of dominance
Dricus had like 4 rounds where he didn't land a punch and couldn't better his position. It's very real to argue for 10-8s there

I look like Makachev how do I fix this?

>>150303211
boof white monster cans

>>150303207
Or they could make it more simple and just give the winner 1 point per round.

if we're just gonna go with imaginary scorecards then i pick 50-35 dricus

>>150303229
10 is a cooler number though

>>150302985
Battletoads

its a draw, no one won

Paulo "the hair eraser" Costa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWT-j_6VKU4

>>150303266
Why didn't Dricus just africasplode from there?

>>150303207
4 is the lowest number here somali

>>150303257
DDP won though

Khamzat's got so much f*ckin aura, bros...

Rapist never win, so we have to take the belt away from Khamzat

>>150303276
Julius Malema threw a spell at him

I scored the fight Royal Purple for Khamzat while Dricus was more of a Forest Green

>>150303025
>pico scored 20 a game at his division 2 college so he’s def ready for the NBA

Pico is actually very skilled but his chin is shot. He’s McKinney 2.0

>>150303310
Pico is going to outclass Leon Murphy and you're going to forget in about 5 minutes how little you know about MMA.

JP Buys the Flyweight got mercilessly cucked by Roman Dolidze, a middleweight, and lost his visa as a result
Tim Elliot, the flyweight, got brutally cucked Kevin Croom, the lightweight, on his wedding night
It's so over for flyweights

>>150303282
He got his pork pulled and pumped by his Zatdaddy.

That's a win for any piggy.

>>150303350
>tats
He knew what he was marrying.

>>150303362
Hmmmm yes I will close my guard around him in side control is will surely let me escape
Oh no it appears I have been put in to a crucifix how could this have happened

>>150303362
DDP won though

>>150303387
Dirty Diaper Piggy got RAPED!!!

>>150303386
it worked against several of the rugby players he trains with

>2025 anno Domini
>I am vindicated

nobody will ever be afraid of khamzat's submission game after this

Cai-Göran makes me embarrassed

>>150303449
DDP is actually difficult to finish tho. He’s been in some very bad positions in UFC and was never close to being KO’d or subbed

>>150303405
DDP won though

>>150303293
Why did they steal our chav drip?

>>150303442
This goes in the hall of fame right next to that Biing who thought Gane would be Jones

tom aspinall versus khamzat chimiev

>>150303438
>vindicated
all us eyetestchads knew from day 1

>>150302689
*side steps you*
all you have to do to counter meme thai. very bad footwork. not a good striking art. SAD!

>>150303468
Topboy n skepta innit

>>150303472
Tomala gets gaped in one, I fear

>>150303442
In many ways, Pico won.

>>150303467
won a free rape from khamzat yes

>>150303482
Was well before allat

>>150303469
Lol both were my (you)s
I’m wrong a lot but still can’t fuckin believe anyone thought ciryl gane would beat the greatest 205/265 grappler in mma history

>>150303442
I love these

>>150303340

don't disrespect McKinney like that, T-wrecks has actually finished guys in the UFC. His chin is average, he just takes a lot of risks because he's a real one and throws bombs.

Pico is Chandler 2.0, he has a chance against washed up guys and bums only. Too many holes in his game that never got checked by regional cans

>>150303498
That's unfortunate, where ?

>>150303438
>stock continues to increase even when flushed

>>150303509
>his chin is average
McKinney has the worst chin on the roster. He’s been heemed cold multiple times

>>150303524
Idk what you like about bullyb's personal bitch

>>150303508
I think that everyone knew that Silva would steamroll through Bryce, but many decided to pick him because of his “I’d fish with Hitler” comments. Just your usual heem.org shenanigans.

>>150303508
Who the actual fuck thought Bryce would beat Silva lol

>>150303508
I had even worse takes but I'm not overly expressive so no one bats an eye

>>150303546
Classic /heem/ behavior
>I was just pretending to be retarded!!

>>150303546
No there were people who genuinely convinced themselves Silav had bad wrestling and was going to be the first person ever Rear Naked Choked by Bryce Mitchell

But for real, why did Dricus perform worse than a former lightweight with a glass chin?

>>150303499
Gopnik style is just adidas tracksuits and flat caps you can't patent that

>>150303601
he was poisoned

>>150303601
burns had the arm bar

>>150303601
Daner gave him the shit roids

>>150303601
he only got a title shot because he called himself the only real african fighter after winning his debut
he was fast tract to the belt by izzy calling him out
there are more deserving middleweights

>>150303601
He was never good and appears to have a pill problem

>>150303601

Burns a legitimately good grappler. Dricus has *adequate* grappling and enough athleticism to make up the difference.. until he runs into the very best guys like Khamzat.

I remember I thought there was a genuine chance Belal would outstrike JDM.
I really wasn't that off, I was right in my assumption that Jack couldn't actually do that much to deter him and keep him off I just thought he would be more easily flustered when he was getting crowded and succumb to the pressure

In retrospective, Dricus was never good.

Dana glazed Aaron pico so hard just to lose in his debut fight. Ah well all is not lost YET

Warms the heart to see messibro rake in the (You)s

>>150303601
khamzat knew for a fact he would lose if he tried to fight dricus the same way he fought burns

>>150303468
Looks harder when the person wearing it isn't a 10 stone wet chav tbf

Prospectively Dricus was never bad.

Dricus was very good. His goofy style made him more unpredicatable and exciting

>>150303601
He can’t defend a takedown. I told you this all week but no one would listen besides a handful of Khamzatchads

>>150303648
You mean giving respect to his guard and not forcing the grappling

>>150303293
That's a Handbag

>>150303632
Guy fucking sucks and might be retarded, made me angry when he was flinching to a wrestler's jab

>>150303690
takes one to know one

Dricus was never bad, but Khamzat just sucks ass.

>>150303293
His fat mate needs new shorts and body warmer. Fucking poof

Dricus is a clumsy oaf who is shit but a good fighter simple as end of

JDM is going to heem Islam

Is no one even half interested in buying Tobias off me

Eurobruvs, are the evening getting slightly chillier? What’s going on.

>>150303786
Winter is coming.

>>150303786
Let's trade

khamzat has simply retired from putting on good fights
identical to the darkest days of the adesanya era

>>150303818
Haymakers yeh? Cos I don’t much like France

GM3

>>150303786
>bong discovers seasons

>>150303877
good morning to you too

Humburger bros.. our time is now.

>>150303878
That's a migrant

>>150303877
What the fuck even are you at that level of IC code?

>>150303601
dricus' team had the genius idea of not fighting in a style that was wary of takedowns and instead banking on khamzat gassing from sitting on top of him for 24 minutes

>>150303896
We used to have seasons in the 3rd world too. Not anymore, though. Just an endless heatwave with a few intervals of rain here and there.

kevin holland has better gameplanning than ddp

Robocop has cumshot’s number

*memes his way to the belt*

If anything this is really inspiring and it shows that any goofy goober can achieve greatness

anyone else enjoy the chaos and shitposting when there's a boring main event and everyone gets all dramatic

Oh yeah btw hunting season starts on wednesday so i wont be here with you chumps for a while

Sloppy big tiddy pawg milfs

>>150303945
The death of the gulf stream will save us all bruder
>>150304056
Post rifle

>>150304098
It's a shotgun b and it's at my dads place we are going to drink and shoot all weekend

OH NO OINKSISSIES MY HAM HOLE HAS BEEN BATTERED!!!

>>150304056
See you Thursday m8

wtf

>>150304094
I'm afraid only benavidez could satisfy her bedtimemma needs I fearfully live in distress help !

>>150304056
are you going on a Luke Thomas vision quest complete with murder?

>>150304110
Nice one bappa sounds proper

i will follow them
they will devour me

>>150304148
Well that shirt has aged like sour milk in the sun

>>150304148
We cannot.

>>150304127
what

khamzat is officially a meme fighter with ironic support

>>150304148
its been almost a year since the last mengbred fc show

>>150304032
kek what a shit division (kwasd)

>>150304155
And that bum got heemed

>>150304094
And nice tight mudflaps

BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP SLAP HIS NOSE OFF

>>150304224
brown white woman like nina drama mmm

show me a better record I'll wait

>>150304327
You mind if I wait besides you ?

>>150304327
>Couldn't finish after getting him in crucifix 5 times and was saved by the bell in the 5th, thereby losing the story
>Fluke submission because Reddit Rob doesn't brush his teeth
>Lost the last 2 rounds, gifted the win because arabs rigged it for him
>Kevin Bumland
>Gilbert Bums (life and death btw)
Yeah, I'm thinking this guy is a complete fraud

>>150304371
grab a cuppa and get comfy bro

>>150304327
and this is cutting off him beating jingaling too...

the forgettable era

Supermajority.

>>150304419
THE?

>>150304381
>most dominant title fight performance by a challenger since Usman vs Woodley
>/heem/ says he sucks
Lol
Contrarian faggot

Slam daddys are not good fighters

im still thinking about tim elliot beating the rizin champ

>>150304540
Wtf are slamdaddys put the whiskey down

What’s Aaron Picos emotional status right now?

>>150304526
So dominant that Dricus took 0 damage, was never in any sort of danger, and attended a party the day after
>But muh reddit scorecards

Say it

>>150304526
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT GUY THAT GOT A 50-44 SUCKS
well guess what faggot? he sucks

>>150304564
>IM A NAUGHTY DIRTY DIAPER PIGGY!!!

losing hurts more than winning heals

pico, dricus, asakura, chase hooper, jeff kneel; they are all suffering

>>150304526
we saw the fight brother this isn't gonna work

>>150304563
>never in danger
Anon have you never seen a crucifix position? Those are finished 90% of the time

I can’t fathom the child abuse you must have suffered

>>150304617
>Those are finished 90% of the time
Damn, Khamzat sucks worse than I thought. picrel

Khamzat sucks SO MUCH he’ll only be a -700 favorite vs Imavov/Caio

>>150304606
is that poison ivy on his face, or damage from khamzat chimaev?

>>150304606
>mfw I realise they're taking the hobbits to isengard

>>150304727
>>150304727

>>150304606
HE'S NOT SMILING NOW OINKXIRS!

The internet was better when it was just White people.

Shrimp is indian, smelly, low IQ, has a tiny shit colored micro clitty, and repulses ALL women within a 100 mile radius.

Spammy is indian, smelly, low IQ, has a tiny shit colored micro clitty, and repulses ALL women within a 100 mile radius.