Thread 150305293

>*credits roll*
cinema

>>150305293 (OP)
>cuçk cloak covering your nation shirt

>>150305315
GOATs always make sure to pay respect to the local culture

>>150305322
this is kino and a respectable culture, unlike the shitty mudslime robe

>>150305293 (OP)
pure soul moment

>>150305293 (OP)
Make way for Prince Messi!
Say hey, it's Prince Messi!

Hey! Clear the way, Frenchies: Au Revoir!
Hey you, let us through: It's THE football star
Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye
Make way, here he comes
Ring the bells, bang the drums
You're gonna love this guy:
Prince Messi, fabulous he, Al-Argentina!

Show some respect, Ronnie got rekt, down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
He won where they follow Islam
So come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Messi, mighty is he, Al-Argentina
Strongmind as ten regular men, definitely
He's faced the ngubuing hordes
Made Dutchies rage hard here on /sports/
Who sent all those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Messi!

He's got seven, soon eight Ballons of Gold
[Don't they look fabulous, Neymar?]
CL trophies he has four indeed
[Fabulous, Kylian, I love the handles]
When it comes to trophy collections untold
He is the GOAT? I'm telling you,
He's the best ever, yes, guaranteed!

Prince Messi, World Champion he, Al-Argentina!
These assists! Has he ever missed? Boateng's knees!

So get on out to that square
Put on your kit and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Messi!

He's scored 800 goals in his career
[He's got career goals, many career goals]
For his play, Paris pays a huge fee
[He's expensive, so expensive]
He fills Portuguese statpadders with fear
[Do not TSU at him]
They bow to his whim but seethe at him
Can't deal with the inferiority
To Messi

Prince Messi
Prince Messi, amorous he, Al-Argentina!
Heard his SofaScore was 10, but where was he?
And that, good people, is why
He GOATed it up and dropped by
With 400 assists, and freekicks galore
With his scans and xG, his dribblings and more
With his pizza, his sprite, remember he's white,
And his fans that warble on key
Make way for Prince Messi!

>>150305293 (OP)
>>150305322
Pele is the GOAT for classic football, before the major 1990 rule changes, and Messi is the GOAT of the modern era, trying to portray one as greater than the other when the sport itself and the context's so different doesn't work well. Maradona and CR7 are both the 2nd best of their respective eras.

>>150305293 (OP)
>cucked into vpning to brazil to post threads
humiliation ritual

>>150306690
what?

The greatest sporting story ever told, Lionel Messi. And we're alive to witness it with our own eyes.

>>150305293 (OP)
The image that destroyed billions of jeets on /sp/.

>>150308493
Aren't jeets mostly Messi fans? Bangladeshis (and yes, they are jeets) are infamous for dickriding Messi. Arabs are mostly Ronaldo

>>150306359
Maradona is the GOAT of the classic era. Messi is the GOAT of the modern era. Pele was carried by good teams, Brazil didn't even need him in 62, much like Portugal didn't need Ronaldo for the Euro final.

>>150305293 (OP)
2022 WC was kino and i'm tired of faggots pretending it was not

>>150308671
The games were kino, and Qatar did a decent job at hosting in many ways. But they shouldn’t have hosted this event because Qatar is a tiny country with no real football culture, and they had almost no pre-existing infrastructure and ended up building a lot of stuff for naught. They also broke numerous promises and had to host the thing in winter, which was a serious burden for club football schedules for multiple seasons
You don’t need the modern slavery accusations or the fact that they set the gold standard for buying tournaments here or the „there was next to no beer“ stuff to find flaws in Qatar as a host. It’s true that many Euros were sissies about the tournament, but Qatar still shouldn’t have been host

>>150305377
>this is kino and a respectable culture
ICE is outside your house, chicano.

>>150305322
>>150305377
What will the americans make wear the 2026 winner?

>>150311893
something related to St. George Floyd

>>150305293 (OP)
>messifags admitting it was scripted

>>150314787
handwritten by god

>>150313885
Kek

>>150311893
IDF uniform

>>150305293 (OP)
I kneel

>>150305377
el chikaner

>>150305293 (OP)
>>*credits roll*
And whom do we see as responsible for the writing?

>>150318625
>>150315446

>>150318631
>sudacas see Infantino as a god figure since he let latinx win the trophy for the first time in 20 years

>>150318647
>mexcrement seething his team can only win the mickey mouse gold cup