Thread 150306783

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---STAFFORD IS BACK---
Titans QB Ward scuffles with DT Simmons in camp
Source: Dolphins add Judon to boost pass rush
Wolf: Pats willing to trade a top pick to help team
Vikings' Jefferson back at practice after 25 days
Browns name veteran QB Flacco Week 1 starter
Commanders' Robinson sits out amid uncertainty
Four-time Pro Bowl CB Howard signs with Colts
Chiefs DE Anudike-Uzomah on season-ending IR

Bonus: McVay presser about Staffords Return after Practice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MNdhshe_FlY&si=g2EEQaqqMCLqafzS

Go Rams!
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https://youtu.be/xVieaq0niYk?si=az7Q0jXjeUNHk9Io

My Steelers :)

Imagine getting outdeuled by this guy

My Ravens

>>150306900
Nigger Faggot

There is a game in 5 minutes in case people forgot

>>150306900
Roodypoo Candyass

Monday Night Countdown is fucking grim these days. Why is everything so soulless now?

>>150306783 (OP)
>Browns name veteran QB Flacco Week 1 starter
Hell yeah

>The rookie quarterback (Ward) stopped and gave Simmons a shove before doing his trademark "Zombieland" celebration in front of him. Simmons reacted with a two-hand push to Ward's facemask, and the offensive line ran to Ward's defense.
>"Absolutely not," left tackle Dan Moore Jr. said of allowing anyone to touch the quarterback. "That goes without saying."
Zesty >blackQB being treated like a female already. Imagine what goes on in the post practice showers.

>>150306925
Nice
You too, pal

>>150306923
>preseason
I rest

>>150306955
bungles playing their starters though so you can pretend for a little bit

Oh no, we got too cocky Swiftiebros!

>>150306947
I agree

>>150306966
lmao

Lots of digits itt
The Magic is powerful here

>>150307008
Powerful post. This gave me chills

jakkin my willie everywhere

>>150306936
The browns are literally a fake team. They just convince people to buy merch and tickets with absolutely no plans to ever win anything. Its hilarious.

Trey Hendrickson will be a Panther
God help him

just letting the genny know that >MY steelies finna run this thang

>>150307081
>posts pokemon for the Steelers
>its not steelix
Explain yourself NOW

>>150307120
Because >MY steelies are perfectly represented by the Regis!

>>150307159
I dont get it.

>>150306940
If there’s one thing defensive lineman love it’s QBs dancing in their face.

>>150307069
>They just convince people to buy merch and tickets with absolutely no plans to ever win anything.
So the Cowboys but even more poverty?

TIL that they named a convenience store chain after OPs mom

>>150306940
modern offensive lineman are cucks so this is the next step

>have this on your roster
>dump it to sign rapist pariah, joe flacco, draft 3 shitty replacements
>have this on your roster
>dump it to start shittier kyler murray
>have these stats
>/nfl/ calls it average and overrated

>>150306928
This post is anitsemitic

>>150306925
they always say
>this thread is ok
and never
>is this thread ok?

>>150307237
>So the Cowboys but even more poverty?
i feel like the jerruh is actually trying to win it just never works though lol

>>150307284
Let them keep sleeping on Baker. The real Balk Knowers know he's elite

In Madden, I am really good at reading coverages, identifying fronts, throwing with anticipation into tight windows, processing, and making the right reads, and moving in the pocket. I unironically think that I could've been a great QB if I was taller and had good coaching.

>>150307351
>In Madden
lol

Burrow is gonna have 6,000 yards, 60 TDs, Chase will have 2000 yards and they're gonna be 8-9 and miss the playoffs lmao

>>150307351
well, I believe in you anon

>>150307351
I was a decent TE in highschool but I didn't get the second mysterious growth spurt that everyone else did and it really wasn't worth the time in college spent trying to get chances to play when you're a diminutive white guy. I instead just got my degree.

>>150307401
Burrow tears his bumhole and misses 10 games

>>150307070
Almost 0 chance he becomes a panther. They don't have enough cap space and have too many other holes on defense. They would likely have to trade Scourton too who is a very promising 20 yr old edge.

What's the point in preseason

>>150307471
Figuring out who your 4th string RB is gonna be

Miss me /sp/?

>>150307471
It used to be to get your starters warmed up for the season to make sure they play better and have less injury risk AND also to finish off the roster and practice squad spots

Then they stopped playing starters at all to avoid them getting raped in the preseason, but people believe this had lead to downtrends in offensive production (teams suck ass for the first few weeks) AND more injuries. It was basically just to find out who RB #4, WR#4, random backup LB, etc.

So now it seems this season more starters are playing than the last few years, hopefully it means week 1-3 will be good.

>>150307482
/nfl/ isn't ready for JD5 to tear them a new bussy

I want that Joey sack, how does one save videos off of Xitter?

>>150307493
This is an honest question because I am still relatively new to the NFL (only like 4-5 years)
Who was the first person to do initials + number?

>>150307518
I think it's a Tom Brady thing in the modern world cause TB12 was a branding thing he did or something
Not sure if anyone did it prior

I love preseason football. it’s a good start to the season and a couple little extra nuggies to get us by til the real games start. It’s like finding a couple extra fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag. Or an oreo sunday from Applebees with a little extra double fudge in it. Mayhaps Mexican cuisine from Taco Bell is more to your liking? Imagine a double chalupa with an extra large Mountain Dew baja blast and you find a a stray order chicken fries mistakenly dropped in your bag? Surely a most welcome treat

What the fuck is wrong with the Bengals defense. They can't go into the season like this, can they? This is the second straight Preseason game their first team defense has gotten diced up, and last week was the Eagles B-Team.

Just trade Burrow, Chase, and Higgins and get new ownership already. What a joke franchise.

>>150307533
That is the first thing I think of, and if it was just Brady then it is kind of cringe when other people do it. However if it is a previously established football or sports thing then anyone can do it.
I remember when Mac Jones wanted to do that shit, or Anthony Richardson...

>>150307482
>>150307493
slump incoming
>inb4 nuh uh
it's the most obvious slump I've ever seen in my life.

>>150307518
I remember Andrei Keralinko did it while wearing 47 to be “AK47”. He was the first one I remember.

>>150307566
>slump incoming
Impossible

>>150307578
Oh, it's possible. And it's happening.

Burrow bros, why are we cursed

>>150307566
>>150307597

>>150307518
It’s probably been a thing as long as numbers on jerseys. Cristiano Ronaldo started going by CR7 in 2003 because one of the best players in the world at the time was also called Ronaldo. Ironically people started calling that guy Fat Ronaldo so he switched to R9.

>>150307629
no fluke ass bailout hail mary to help you make the playoffs this year, commie

>>150307599
Your coach sucks and I don't know why he hasn't been fired

>>150307646
Actually >we didn't need the hail mary to make the playoffs. Even if >we had lost that game, we'd have been the 7th seed

Feels good

>>150307683
You needed some other fluke shit too. It will not happen next season. I promise you.

>>150307740
>You needed some other fluke shit too.
Perhaps a mountain of "fluke shit" just means we're clutch as hell
>It will not happen next season
It's
Afraid

>>150307508
use a twitter video downloader

>>150307720
I thought McConaughey was a Texas+Cowboys fan? is he really one of those celebrities who just jumps on the hot new team?

Is Mahomes going to be a bust bros?

>Burrow without his wr1 and 2 .loseing preseason game.

>Mahomes without his wr1 and 2. Losing a Superbowl.

It's that simple.

>>150307756
KWAB that's a proper melty with an all time dogshit take thrown in

>>150307765
He lead two 2 TD drives

>>150307756
mahomes is the complete opposite of a bust. Lamar, burrow, and allen are all bust worthy since they can't beat my chiefs in the AFCCCG; even weaponless.

>>150307754
Not a horse collar. so gay

>>150307755
>McConaughey
But McConaughey’s love for the Commanders started when he was a kid.

McConaughey’s love for the Commanders stems from childhood obsession with hamburgers, Western films
In a past interview on “The Rich Eisen Show,” McConaughey revealed his journey to joining the Commanders' fan base started at the age of 4.

“When you‘re 4 years old, watching Westerns with your dad, and you find yourself rooting for the Indians versus the Cowboys,” McConaughey recalled. “And then, when your favorite food‘s hamburgers and you got a middle linebacker, No. 55 who’s now in the hall of fame called Chris Hanburger. When you’re 4 years old ... that’s already two for two.”

>>150307777
Alright I'll check those digits

>>150307845
>“When you‘re 4 years old, watching Westerns with your dad, and you find yourself rooting for the Indians versus the Cowboys,” McConaughey recalled.

daily reminder 7>3 and Brady has never lost to the mutt himself

>Stafford's back in practice
I still don't think he'll be ready to start Week 1. Also Texans defense is crazy.

>>150307845
>and you find yourself rooting for the Indians versus the Cowboys

>>150307845
>McConaughey is based and calls them Indians instead of Native Americans
On another Note, im sad that the Thanksgiving Game motif is no longer Cowboys vs Indians. It was one of my favorite games

Been a Skins fan since the late 80s...yup, I'm old. Feels weird to have everyone talking so good about our team and QB. It's like it's not real or something

>>150307947
>Cowboys vs Indians
Libs stole this from us :(

>>150307928
>I still don't think
Yeah, we know

>>150307533
you can only do it if you're a transcendent level player like Brady or Ronaldo or JD5
also I'm pretty sure CP3 was the original

>>150308003
Wrong sport?

Reminder that we're trading Robinson for picks and using those picks to get Trey. He's not leaving the building
>>>/wsg/5951877
>>>/wsg/5951877

>>150307952
You guys have 3 Super Bowls and you have seen at least 1 or 2 at your age you guys have been good more often than your bad unlike the loins or Browns

>>150308030
>2 year window and then 8 starters retire

Patty Cuckitini

>>150308030
Would be beyond based. Give up multiple Picks for him, fuck it

>>150308003
Never heard of her

>>150308112
In 2026, Washington will have the 4th most cap space

>>150308146
Shit really? Need to sign Jayden soon

Joe Bussy

>>150308184
random white guy who hangs out with a group of black guys and probably chewed off a man's forehead to be there.

>>150307952
>posting racist caricature this casually
go be a nazi somewhere else

>>150308212
>igglesfags bragging about old owls
Just a cowfag with a different color

>>150308252
'Zona hands typed this

>>150308252
what's old, is new again

Commanders will win this.

Hail

I'm a brown-skinned, unattractive, foreign-looking US citizen. I'm terrified of the young military kids looking for something to do in DC. I get stared up and down like an easy target. A local resident and existing patient was turned over to ICE last week at NIH. The White House made a propaganda video about destroying the life of a public servant who through a sandwich at an officer in protest of DC's occupation. That man was white. I'm not.

Anyways, LFG Commanders

>Stafford back in practice
Dude looks like he was grimacing

I just shut my pants...are a can of beans this afternoon

the anyways, lets go sticking power for the last half decade really shows how lazy shitposting has gotten

anyways, lets go NFL the league!

>>150308308
Based beans enjoyer

>>150308317
Is that the new zealand anon?

>>150308308
now here's a guy that enjoys beans

>>150307599
HI, MY NAME IS

>>150308308
>>150308317
I had Moroccan lentil and chickpea soup for lunch with some crusty bread :)

>>150308317
I don't like this very much

>>150308317
>>150308337
I heated them in a skillet added spices, hot sauce, and sprinkled mozzarella cheese. Been having to shit for a while but kept putting it off, now I farted and shit my pants. I'm to tired to get out of bed so just laying in it for a while

>>150308317
>Fresh onion
>didn't dirty another dish
>garlic pickles
>beans
>some pickle juice to help stomach cramping

what do you not like about this?

>>150308344
Moroccan food is delicious

>>150308356
>>150308368
meant for

>>150308372
Is that American?

Am I the only one who wishes there were six pre-season games instead of just three?

For me it's the firm, yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>150308380
I want 8

>>150308379
It's Moroccan sar

>>150308381
Hugs you close before kissing you passionately as our cocks get hard up against each other's

>>150308317
Fuck I could go for some 'kels rn

>>150308386
What part of America is that?

>>150308404
idk but I used to main them in Civ 5 and rush Petra
rock the casbah baby

>>150308401
Shut up nerd

>>150308404
Marrakech, Morocco

The New York Jets

>>150308423
Go post on a soccer forum

>>150308380
Yes

Is Hartman gunning for JDs job?

The New York Giants

suck lol

The New Jersey Giant Jets

New Jersey Jets
New Jersey Giants
New York Bills

BUY MY GLASS NIGGA

The NY-NJ Giants Flying Jets

>>150308401
>didn't say gerkin
NOT NEW ZEALAND, VPN CUNTFIRMED

>>150308469
How much will pay me?

>>150308469
i was impressed by a glass sheet so much i bought the company

>>150308457
They're the Ontario Bills.

>>150308248
The logo was designed by a Blackfeet tribe member and they've been demanding it be reinstated for years. Go be an uneducated virtue signaler somewhere else.

And yes, the chiefs were approved by tribal leaders as well

I think this is the year my chiefs go undefeated and win the owl. It'll shatter the haters and end all future goat debates once and for all and make the webmd spammer see the until the end of time.

Iced

>>150308491
>webmd

>>150308481
They get labeled as both in supermarkets here depending on the brand

>>150308507
maybe that guy will finally stop spamming symptoms

dammit is statmutt already back from vacay? no wonder this thread is shite

Boring night on here
Everyone out partying for back to school?

>>150308523
Alright that made me chuckle

>>150308533
Joey R*ddit got exposed and the fags hit the ejector seat. Turns out that was half the genny

>>150308489
That fake story was invented by white supremacists to disrupt the name change (unsuccessfully) and cause a distraction from the unjust killing of George Floyd
Rest in Power

Anyone know when Trey Hendrickson is gonna sub in? Feel like he needs some snaps

>>150308529
I thought the stat mutt was banned. Did come back after that giga meltdown

>>150308529
He figured out how to ban evade kek based

Josh Johnson is still in the league? Nice

stop wasting this nigga

>>150308491
>my chiefs
Kys

Joe "Elite" Flacco

>>150308385
I think that would cut into training camp too much, but I could see it working

I've decided to snip off my ballsack and become a woman. Chiefs soon to be sister btw

>>150308609
The Bengals kept Marvin Lewis for more than 15 years without a playoff win. They're not moving on from Zac Taylor unless they completely collapse

>>150308668
Ha

Is Browning the one with the absolute whore wife/gf?

>>150308630
Honestly hyped to see Flaccie play more football. No matter how much success Lamar has Flaccie will always be /myguy/

>>150308597
JJ raises the average age of the Commies by like 6 years lmao

>>150308492
Feels good to love my 'ders

>>150308657
Taylor is White so he only gets like half of the latitude a black guy in his position would get. This is season 7 for him, might be make-or-break

I wonder if Colin Cowherd is gonna rant about Caleb Williams not pulling up his socks. The backwards hat made him shit his pants surely the socks matter to?

>Deebo being all buddy buddy with Jayden Daniels
Do you guys think he'll choke him out in the middle of the season for not getting the ball enough

>>150308835
who?

>>150308704
Yes

>>150308835
He's like the Jim Cramer of football, inverse Cramer is the smartest play in the markets, and if Colin Cowturd has a strong take you can bet your ass the exact opposite is true.

Stetsy B is a preseason gem

>>150308851
I think Deebo was just sick Shanahan's bullshit meme schemes. The Brandon Aiyuk contract also made him seethe hard which is fair enough given Aiyuk has never been worth 30 mil a season

I ate food for dinner. Also I like NFL

>>150308920
Deebo is still fat and slow though so who cares if he's happier

>>150308630
the statue can still ball, if he is named the starter for real remember i predicted it

>>150308931
Deebo.

Joe Burrow fucks men

What went so wrong in my 10 man bros : (

>>150308972
I am man and never fuck Joe Burrow

>>150308980
>Gay

A Shadeurian play

>>150309004
That's better protection than the average Colorado snap

>>150308980
>>150308982
I have the very last pick and had to end with a bang

>>150308980
Your team seems fine definitely not awful. Drafting JJ McCarthy in the 7th round seems like a reach but without knowing what other QBs were available I can't really judge too harshly. The Lamb+Pickens combo is gonna be deadly so long as Dak stays healthy. If he gets injured for the 3rd time in 4 years their stock goes way down. Engram at TE was a nice get btw I think Nix is gonna feed him a lot

>>150309004
Heh...my boy J Beezy.. he just needs more time...

thank you for your service Mr. Melt Maker

>>150308911
I think hes really turned his life around, overcoming that type of personal adversity is important for the road ahead and it shows. Just make sure all his drinks are non alcoholic and we should have ourselves a decent QB

Kill yourself no life faggot Mr. Melt Maker

>>150309028
It's a superflex so most QBs were gone

>>150308980
Barkley at 10 overall? Wtf

this nigger making sandwiches

>>150309028
He's doing that reddit thing where he posts something not complete shit and farms for praise by posting something self defeating so midwits funnel in and tell him it's actually goof and he should be proud of himself. I figured you of all people would recognize this behavior.

>>150309066
Sheduer...

>>150309004
When was the last time Brady did this shit?

>>150309066
Patty Melt is a GOAT tier sandwich if you get the onions right.

>>150308980
>wasting a 3rd on Baker instead of BPA RB

NGMI to the playoffs

>>150309086
You seem upset kek Kiwi making ya melty?

>>150309062
>>150309110
It's a superflex. QBs are worth more

>>150309123
kek you're out of control tonight hoss. cannot be contained

>>150308980
Is the Bill Defense any good? Is Gay a rookie?

Kiwicuck VPN samefagging his own comments is a terrible new gimmick

>>150309060
Yea I got that I'm in a superflex myself. Tet McMillan is a gamble btw he's immensely talented but the Panthers run the ball a lot and Young is still a question mark. I'd recommend going with Lamb+Pickens in the WR spots in the early portion of the season until we see Tet consistently put up numbers. I like the Panthers more than most btw but that doesn't always translate to fantasy production

>>150309174
Tet Mcmillian sux and your opinions succ

Anna Purdy is all grown up

Tet is a second round prospect LARPing as a first

i used to think the kiwi was unfairly hated but now i realize he brings it upon himself and does it on purpose and probably gets off on it. very sick behavior.

>>150309174
>Tet McMillan is a gamble
Oh definitely, yeah Pickens is my backup if he doesn't work out. Hopefully Ricky Pearsall makes a leap too

Not enough talk about my Rammies ITT

Ynr Old Gay

>>150309211
trvthnvke

bump

yeah, I'm thinking >MY steelies finna run the north, then this genny.

>>150309337
You bet? They're probably getting nice odds as AFC North Champions in 2025. You should lay some $ down

>>150309359
This. If you ain't betting 4 digits and posting the bet slip stfu

>steelers
more like the shitters lol

>>150309389
Stoolers

They're called the Stoolers because they shit themselves every year lole

>>150309389
>>150309399
>>150309403
you better watch out...

>>150309406
...because the Steelers took a dump on the field again

The Steelers have the best defense in the league and Aaron Rodgers. Anyone not taking them seriously is overrating the other AFC contenders who all have serious flaws.

Pittsburgh and Fort Worth are the only two white cities left in the world

>>150309429
I look like this and I say this

>>150309168
Schizo Alert

>>150309449
Ah yes, fine Shittsburgh cuisine. The hottest and smelliest item at Heinz Field

Taking a JJ McSharty rn

the kiwi getting uppity again? uh oh lameme needs another spanky :)

>>150309480
People will see this then still go out of their way to defend bustin shitbert. That Bucs-Chargers game late last season was so telling for who he is. Baker absolutely lit up them up in the 2nd half and ended up dropping a 40 burger while bustin completely wilted. The Bucs secondary was half dead at that point too and he still couldn't move the ball. Anyone who still buys him as a top tier QB at this point is fucking delusional

>>150307081
Regigigas fits the bengals better because they always start out the season 0-5

Bucs are a team that can legitimately get hot late in the season and go on to win an owl, not even trolling nor am I particularly a Baker or Bucs fan (other than laughing at the Browns).

>>150309480
Now imagine if the iggles had a good qb

https://youtu.be/xIRNdkytNhw been watching this NFL Throwback kino for the past two days. It is funny to remember all these random ass QBs who started for teams.

>>150309569
I just got done smoking crack when I posted this btw

>>150309545
Nobody thinks herbert is an elite quarterback anymore. Blud is fighting the voices within his head.

>>150309605
I don't smoke crack, that is for the "urban youth"
I inject the blood of younger, healthier men to keep me strong and virile.

>>150309619
Jerry Jones...

>>150309625
glory holes...

>>150309612
A lot of people still see him as a top 8 QB. Maybe less so on /sp/ but the league polls and media regularly rank him over Goff, Baker, Stroud etc

>poop jokes rampant in the genny

Grow up.

This Micah Parsons shit is WWE tier fake. Dudes signing with the cowboys

>>150309657
The colts logo looks like a toilet bowl.
You cant unsee it.

>>150309658
Hendrickson and Parsons are trading teams actually, Jerry said he was tired of dealing with one of "them"

>>150309668
Hrs literally a modern day slave owner so I doubt he said that.

>>150309480
God Burrow is such an overrated faggot.

Is Morocco a good vacation destination?
I'm taking us back to the Morocco topic.

Did you know that the NFL has had 0 Moroccan nationality players?
wow!

The girls thirst over Bussy

>>150309653
Okay saar

>>150309756
I will call him Joe Bussy if the team starts 0-3

>>150309739
He's going to get heemed this year playing catchup with a shitty defense and OL.

>>150309776
kek

>>150309668
Which one are the Bears getting? Can we have both?

Joey Brrr

Can't wait for the bears to go 0-2 and leave the genny until next season again

>>150309581
i like reading about QBs like Alex Tanney and Jim Sorgi that seemingly bounced around the league forever without ever starting a game

>>150309809
>1-3 going into a week 5 bye
It will never be more over.

>>150309752
It's cool but I wouldn't recommend it if you haven't traveled much

>>150309809
Sorry but McSharty isn't winning in Chicago and we spiritually owned the Loins even before we poached their best coach.

>>150309827
What about North Macedonia?
NTA but I have traveled a good amount and want to go somewhere weird and off the beaten path, this seems like a good idea

A shit ton of RB's are going to get cut on every team, there are so many of them

Why is joe burrow such a fruitcake?

>>150309879
He's cucked on and off the field keky

>>150309879
Young millennial who probably grew up on Camp Lazlo and Wii Sports

Joey Bussy is a ringless cuck

>>150309877
That's what happens with every team this time of year. Going from 90 to 53 means 37 cuts over the next two weeks

All of you are so gay over Burrow

>>150309907
Well there are cuts and then there's the practice team roster. They don't have to dump all of them

>>150309901
Joe Burrow has a natty ring and a conference championship ring, chud

Joey Bortions
Joe Beelzebub
Joe Planned Parenthood

>>150309926
Thats more than Lamar and Allen can say.

>>150309934
Heh.... more time......... you'll see

>>150309949
>ayo we finna do this shit or what cuh

Travis Kelce’s gf is a billionairess meanwhile Gronk is still porking porn whores.

Coach

Primate

>>150309975
Prime :)

>>150309827
Morocco is baby’s first orientalist expression

>>150309972
based gronk

Why is Devante Adams taking a tour of the leagues worst teams in his twilight years?

>>150310009
His wife probably wanted to live in LA for whatever reason

>>150310009
Rasm almost beat the iggles in the nfc championship however

>>150309864
Well if you do want to go somewhere different then I do recommend Morocco.

Coach Neobladder

>>150309926
>a natty ring
imagine being benched for Tua in your natty shot
punished Jalen is the best Jalen

>also a natty ring, a conference championship ring AND a Super Bowl ring

>>150310044
I'm not out on Tua but Hurts has definitely been better than him the last 3 years same with Herbert. I'll never understand how Belichick passed on him in 2020 for Kyle Dugger kek

>>150310009
Kyren, Puka and him are gonna be a nightmare for some teams. As long Stafford's back holds out I think he still has a chance to win a ring in LA

joe burrow, baker mayfield, and bo nix will all win a super bowl

lamar, josh, and herbert will not. jim harbaugh will though. im from the future

>>150310061
Sober Stetson could be a good help for the Rasm too if that happens to Stafford

>>150310070
>joe burrow,
does he leave the bengals, because otherwise lol

They linked up!

this is the season I finally blow my brains out. unless my shit tier nfl team or fantasy teams starts out 6-0 or something which definitely isnt happening.

>>150310132
wait anon, tell me your franchise and I'll let you know if you have enough hope for a 10 year plan

I don't know why I sometimes watch YouTube shorts my team posts about what Netflix movies they watched this week. Preseason is so boring

Man the Tardinals are shite

>>150310132
Don't do it

>>150310151
They always have been, they can't even take care of their field grass. I just have a little bit of a soft spot for them because my highschool team were the Cardinals and just literally stole their logo

>>150309097
He usually would just eat the sack or panic and throw the ball into triple coverage

>>150310158
Kinda funny how pretty much every hs steals its logo from a college or pro team

>>150310151
I just don't trust that manlet Kyler

"The reputation of having been a valiant 'cheer-leader' is one of the most valuable things a boy can take away from college," The Nation magazine wrote back in 1911. "It ranks hardly second to that of having been a quarterback."

In some cases it proved a stepping-stone to the Presidency.

Franklin Roosevelt led cheers at Harvard . . . as did Dwight Eisenhower at West Point . . . Ronald Reagan at Eureka College in Illinois . . . and George W. Bush at Yale.

>>150310070
>Blo Dix
>Faker Gayfield
>Winning a Superbowl
Lmao

>>150310171
Yeah in my town out of 5 schools only 1 had an original logo. They ripped off the Cardinals, the Broncos, the Vikings and Utah. One was the Cowboys and I think they ripped off Wyoming actually so I guess all of them did it

>>150306940
I like Ward but Jeffrey Simmons is the last guy he should be putting hands on dude is psychotic

>>150308252
>igglesfags bragging about old owls
They used to constantly remind everyone of their three pre-merger "championships" before they won an actual ring. Funny times.

>>150310183
Payton is eyeing that second ring

>>150306783 (OP)
>Wolf: Pats willing to trade a top pick to help team
Yeah right, what would a wolf know about football...

>>150309756
Imagine the backshots

>>150310223
Broncos have a very good roster but Bo Nix would need to take a huge step up for them to get through the AFC gauntlet in the playoffs. It's hard to do that without at least one blue chip WR or TE

What happened to our flags?

>>150310251
Still showing flags on Edge. Might be your browser. Mozilla Firefox kept fucking up for me sometimes not showing flags and having issues playing webms so I switched

>he uses edge
goydell is pleased with your choice

Feels great knowing I root for the 2025 Snoopy Bowl champions

>>150310242
Maybe there's a reason why Bo got so little reps. Payton's playbook is a fucking encyclopedia sometimes so maybe he'll just sit him the rest of the preseason

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>>150310282
Pre season is more important for the rookies than anyone else. RJ Harvey has looked okay but I still think they should've taken Bhayshul Tuten in the 2nd round instead of him. I don't know what the final stats showed but I thought they had the worst running game in the entire NFL just based off eye test

>>150310174
>>150310158
But I mean I know nothing about the sport and even I can see they play like shit

burrowheads...that bengals D....

>>150310316
I can't believe their regular season line is set at 8.5 right now. They've been 8 wins or less 3 years in a row. Definitely gonna bet the under before the season starts

The chiefs are going to be insane this year. With Josh Simmons at LT, mahomes has no more weaknesses. Well cruise to the conference and beat whatever shitty team decided to go this year. Probably the ravens or bills. In a Superbowl rematch, the chiefs will come out on top as the eagles won't have any answers for a weapons chiefs team which will give us our 4th and crown mahomes way above Bradshaw, Montana and Brady.

>>150310317
Joey Flaxseed gonna carve them a new asshole week 1 and put the league on notice (until he catastrophically collapses a few weeks later)

>>150310327
the have both souths in their rotation this year so tap the brake on that one, plus a third place schedule and 9 road games

>>150310367
>9 road games
guess that doesn't help not sure why I said that

>>150310358
>Joey Flaxseed
Joey Granola?

>>150310344
Your defense didn't get better and Kelce is an old podcaster now better known for his girlfriend. Mahomes doesn't scare anybody now with his dink and dunk bullshit. The Steelers D would eat him alive in a playoff game.

Seahawks 2025 is almost a mirror of 2012

>Sam Darnold = Matt Flynn
Free agent QB brought in on a 3 year contract
>Drew Lock = Tavaris Jackson
7 year veteran who's started games for the Seahawks in the past
>Jalen Milroe = Russell Wilson
3rd round rookie with a big arm and scrambling ability

I know the job is going to Sam Darnold to start the season but man my boy Milroe just has that it factor. I don't see him sitting the whole year. If Darnold has them 4-4 going into November they have to make the switch

What's your biggest (feasible) Nightmare Owl configuration? (No Browns-Cardinals. for example.)

For my money, it'd have to be a runback of Steelers-Seahawks. Absolutely no one would enjoy watching that.

>>150310406
>Absolutely no one would enjoy watching that.
I (literally the first person in the world to reply to this) would enjoy watching it, proving you wrong immediately.

>>150310431
It would be fun if one of them had a crazy 16-1 season but if they were both underdogs then it's kind of lame

>>150310406
Browns-Cards would be awesome and I'd totally watch it, and I'm not a fan of either

>>150310406
stoolers shithawks is at least a B-tier matchup what are you on

>>150307818
RGKnee

>>150307947
>the Thanksgiving Game motif is no longer Cowboys vs Indians
Or Lions vs Bears

>>150310406
chiefs 49ers. a third time but never consecutively in such a short time is uncharted water of gay

>>150310406
Chiefs vs 49ers for a 3rd time would be fucking painful. I the games themselves have been good but from a rooting perspective I can't stand either team

>rooting
kek what an Amerifaticized bitch

>>150310138
aints. I have a better chance of my own life working out.

>>150310512
> t. literally living in America and fat

>>150310406
eagles ravens

because I hate niggers

I'd watch pat mcafee everyday if Ian Rappaport hosted it every day. He's so fucking good as the host man

>>150310519
Arch Manning in New Orleans will be cool at least

>>150310438
The number of freak accidents and bullshit wins that would need to happen for both teams to win their respective divisions, and then conferences would be worth it. Imagine what it would take for the Browns alone to win 10 games and sweep the playoffs. There would have to be a million flukes. The Ravens, Steelers, or Bengals would have to shit themselves to a comical degree, probably at least two of three of them would have to lose their series, or at least split with the Browns.

The only way I could see it happening is if Lamar and Derrick Henry both have bad injuries that compromise their AFC North games, Shedeur is better than anyone thought he would be, the Bengals defense gets even worse instead of better, and Aaron Rodgers opens his third eye and Zero Sums trying to achieve CHIM, Mason throws a million picks, and Golden Boy Will Howard turns out to be Kenny Pickett 2.0.

>>150309972
Gronkbros...we lost

>>150310553
browns haven't won a mostly 4 team division in almost 40 years

Penis Jr.

>>150310551
hes not declaring this year, archie has already said as much and we all know the mannings are pussies who let pop pop make all the decisions for them.

not to mention we would fuck up getting first overall AND archie would pull an eli 2.0 and stop arch from being drafted here anyway after we ruined his career back in the day. not to mention the other glaring fact that arch probably isnt nearly as good as the manning bros anyway.

>>150310566
They have. They just had to move to Baltimore to get the juices flowing. The team we're talking about has only been around for 26 years.

>>150310575
>isnt nearly as good as the manning bros anyway
will be even more fitting since grandpappy stunk up the league there

Yea that's right get used to sitting down faggot it's Flacco's team NIGGER

>>150310961
Coach Primate

>>150306783 (OP)
>>150307928

Stafford is retiring after this season and the Rams are going to trade for Joe Burrow, which is why Burrow demanded two high dollar WRs to pad his stats, knowing the Bengals defense would pay the price (with Trey Hendrickson going to the Lions).

>>150310456

Lions play the Packers this Thanksgiving, a divisional opponent as the Thanksgiving game should be every year.

>>150311117
The Rams are never getting Burrow youngsneed keep dreaming

>>150310171

We were the Thunderbolts in jr.high and the Marauders in high school.

>>150309643

Lions only have to go 17-0 for the next 5.88 seasons to break even...

the dolphins' next super bowl win will be in 21__

>>150311168
Somebody should make these for superbowl era only otherwise somebody might be mistaken and think that browns and bears are good teams

>>150311285
The Browns were pretty good until the Nu-Browns

The worst part about being a Bucs fan ia having to share the fandom with retarded FSU fans.

Any other people have to share fandom of their NFL team with fans of a rival college team?

>>150311650
>interacting with college football at all
Disgusting

>>150311049
Why did Bo say that word?

>>150311677
its better than nfl

>>150311707
Something a weabo english teacher would say

>>150311707
>LSU BEAT SOUTHERN ILLINOIS SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF 628-0
>SO GOOD SO GOOD

>>150311701
Bo knows

>>150311168
These graphs are really interesting. The Eagles have literally never been above .500, the Steelers dug their way out and never looked back. The Patriots were dug out singlehandedly by Brady. A lot of the teams just have such a strong history of failure or success that even extended periods of success or failure are enough to flip the script for them and reset the surplus or deficit in wins. Some teams just vacillate between winning and losing. The Chargers do that, and it seems like the frequency of flipping is increasing.

Some teams have never bee bad more than they were good. And some teams have never been good more than they were bad. Some teams sink themselves into holes and dig right back out, and some build a legacy before undoing all their progress, and some just never look back either way.
Some are in the process of finally making up for their past mistakes, like the Eagles, and some are well on their way to squandering their past success, like the Browns.

>>150311715
College football has gotten significantly better overall since NIL. Guys seem to be playing way harder looking for big money deals. Teams changing conferences and the 12 team playoff format have so far been hugely successful. I used to barely watch college ball outside of big games I'd just watch tape on prospects after the season. The last couple of years have been absolutely kino all over the place

>>150311804
How does that negate the fact Alabama plays some no name hick school and rapes them 74836294740-0 every other week?

>>150311823
That doesn't happen "every other game" its generally the first 2-3 weeks the big teams will play some cupcake faggots then the rest of the year is decently competitive. If you're going out of your way to watch mismatch games like LSU vs Ball State its your own fault

>>150311804
i miss the pac12 and texas and oklahoma being in the big12

>defensive back is jawing at you
>throw a dime for a TD and completely own his ass
>walk up to him and start dabbing and call him a faggot
>he shoves you in the face
WTF Cam did NOTHING wrong. It's just bantz you stupid fucking millenial players.

>>150311883
Texas had 3 competitive games last year before the Bowl games

>>150311914
Well yea they were one of the best teams in the FBS. How many dudes did Texas have drafted this year? Must've been at least 12 by my count plus Isaiah Bond who would've got drafted if he didn't have that legal stuff hanging over his head

>>150307802
Sir, Burrow did beat KC in the AFCCG, by outplaying Mahomes too

Still fellin good about my 'ders

>>150312063
Excellent because the crash and burn later in the season will be even more heartbreaking then.

WR Mingo that cowsoys traded a pick for at the deadline out for 4-6 weeks

>>150312063
No running back

>>150312077
more like Ming-no go amirite?

>>150312088
You're not seriously trying to convince me that Brob was any good, right?

Allensisters?

What did Terry Bradshaw mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlnX4oR_Trw&t=397s

>>150312103
Im saying your team is not any good

>>150312122
If that's what you need to believe

>>150311823
>>150311914

Most players drafted last draft

BIG
14 Ohio State
10 Oregon
7 Michigan

ACC
7 Miami

SEC
13 Georgia
12 Texas
8 Ole Miss
7 Alabama, Florida, LSU

Of those, Texas played

Ohio State
@Michigan
2x Georgia
Florida
and had competitive games vs
Vandy W 27-24
Arkansas W 20-10
Texas aTm W 17-7
Arizona State W 39-31(2OT)

Alabama played
Georgia
LSU
Michigan
and had competitive games vs
@Vandy L 40-35
South Carolina W 27-25
@Tenn L 24-17
@Oklahoma L 24-3

Bengals are completely cooked. Another 9-8 ceiling

>>150312106
>build new stadium
>get superbowl hosting rights
>get 1st seed
Problem?

>>150312106
Mahomie would bootyblast (and has repeatedly bootyblasted) both of these shit cue bees

>>150312116
Don't as a woman her age, a man his salary, or Terry Bradshaw how many DPIs he received during his dynasty run

Micah Parsons to the chiefs

>>150307237
Anon the cowboys at least have a super bowl era dynasty that current adults can remember watching. The browns haven't won shit since the merger

>>150312361
>pick him up
>switch him back to lb
>back the owl
this won't happen but it would be really really funny

The onus on Burrow & Co. in the preseason was to avoid a 0-2 start for a fourth-straight regular season.

Bengals OL is excepted to compete with the Texans OL for worst in the NFL

Burrow survived to lead two scoring drives. Burrow took a pair of worrisome sacks,
>The second drive was flat-out frightening when Burrow circled and crisscrossed backward before he was sacked
>On the ensuing drive, Burrow was hammered for a sack
but ultimately led the Bengals to a pair of touchdowns in three series’ worth of work.

Bengals offense is the strength of the team, so when all isn’t puppies and rainbows, there’s going to be nitpicking, because the Cincinnati defense has just been getting picked on.

Jayden
Daniels taking the field provided excitement aplenty on its own when he made his 2025 preseason debut. Then he piloted the Commanders on a four-play, 74-yard sprint of a touchdown drive that he capped with a 14-yard touchdown run. That was it. A cameo from the Commanders franchise quarterback.

Washington's OL is expected to be mid at best

With Robinson absent, Commanders rushing attack flexes might. Washington’s new-look running game shot out of a cannon on Monday night and molly whopped Cincinnati.

Playing devil’s advocate, though, is that Washington DC's impressive run game came against a Bengals defense that looks porous through two preseason games

Didn't read

>>150312432
Thanks for sharing your one word every 30 seconds reading skills

>>150312432
can read this?

(we need to do 3 word posts for this guy, it's going to take him 1.5 minutes to read that)

>>150312432
Got it — here’s the summary in English:

• Bengals: Preseason goal was to avoid another 0-2 start. Burrow led two TD drives in three series but took a couple of concerning sacks. The offensive line looks shaky, and the defense has been soft through two games.

• Commanders: Jayden Daniels’ debut was electric — one 74-yard TD drive capped by his 14-yard run. The offensive line projects as average, but the run game shined even without Robinson. Still, that came against a Bengals defense that looks porous.

>>150312457
UAE education vs the public schools in whatever state that anon is from

Based illiterate got em boilin

>>150312432
kek based ngl have a Filet o Fish on me cuhh

sacks are sometimes a QB stat

>>150311049
And there it be

>>150312477
That uae poster is most likely a zogbot sitting on a base

>>150312494
>JFFM has the chance to do the funniest thing
There's been a Brazilian sperging out the last 3 days about his favorite footy player. And he looses it when you bring up that he's a backup for the kiwi Chris Wood. I beg you JFFM go into any of his Igor threads and just post "chris wood"

>>150312383
Disgusting, retarded, repugnant, repulsive, hideous, heinous, atrocious, grotesque and subhuman

>>150311804
I don't want to watch anymore because the SEC is no longer dominant

>>150312477
Thanks but it was chat gpt xD

The Saints could go 0-17
I'm serious
They're bad

>>150312723
Heh.. my boy Rattler has something to say about that. (hes gonna drag them to 3-14)

>>150312723
>The Saints could go 0-17
How? Did Carr unretire?

>>150312741
Carr sucks but he's way better than Shough and el Goblino.

>>150312505
Sacks are usually a QB stat, and this is what Burrow looks like when he doesn't have a pair of top 10 WRs out there immediately winning at the line.

>>150312723
>LET'S HEAR IT FOR YOUR SAAAIIIINNNNTSSSS
>STARTING QUARTERBACK... FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA BENCH TO SOUTH CAROLINA MEDIOCRITY... KNOWN FOR QB1 NO CAP NO CAP.... YOU KNOW HIM AS "EL ATROCIDAD DE LA NOCHE"....LA LUZ EXTINGUO.... SPENCERRRRRRRRR RATTLERRRRRRR

>>150312757
Carr has no rizz, you gotta be a meme to harness meme magic and win games you shouldn't. Rattler and Haener anal painer are memes, Carr is just some white dude that listens to mcr and mxpx.

I am starting to feel optimistic about da bears

>>150312805
Caleb is more comfortable with Ben Johnson

>Isaiah Likely out of bounds by a centimeter
>DPI no call on 4th and goal against ATL
>Cowardly Buccs kicking the PAT to go to OT
>Broncos blocked game-winning field goal
>Raiders dropping spaghetti while in range for game-winning FG
The Chiefs easily could have missed the playoffs, or been the 7th seed if they snuck in.

>>150312805
Lol

>>150312819
Kek

>>150312848
Lmao

>>150312864
9-8 wild card meme run for the Bears only to lose in the NFCCG to some obvious team like the Eagles or Rams

>>150312912
You're right
That's ridiculous
They're winning the Owl

>hail mary
>blocked field goal
>OT meme
>had the ball at the opposing 25 with 46 seconds and 2 timeouts down 3 points
Had the Bears won these four games, they probably then would have picked up a couple more wins on good vibes and would have made the playoffs with a winning record.

>>150313004
I never understood the whole paying girls a lot of money to shit on tables thing, if it was just humiliation pay 1 girl to shit on another, more bang for your buck. A table has no feelings.

2013 Legion of Boom vs 2015 No Fly Zone?

>>150312764
The bungles have one of the worst o lines in the league. Joey b was getting smashed all year last season even when chase and higgins were playing

Burrow needs to get the fuck out of cincy ASAP and try to get traded to the rasm to replace stafford next year. He will unironically win a superbowl if that happens

>>150313004
Cringe. There are plenty of good pictures of her and her legs without having to resort to slop garbage.

>>150312968
They managed to end the lions season with that game so it wasnt a total loss

>>150312968
On Fan Duel's odds for NFC Championship Winner 2025-26, only 8 teams are in the Bears way

+360 Eagles
+550 Lions
+900 to +1200 49ers, Rams, Packers, Commanders, Vikings, Bucs

So your top 9 contenders in the NFC are

NFCE
>Eagles
>Commanders

NFCS
>Bucs

NFCW
>49ers
>Rams

NFCN
>Lions
>Packers
>Vikings
>Bears

>>150313070
Yeah, that all checks out. Who else would someone pick? The rest of the NFC is garbage.

I want josh allen to cum in my sister

>>150313084
Which guarantees a fresh Lions/Eagles team to lay down a beat down on whatever AFC team limps into SB60 in the 49ers' stadium

>>150313095
Is she cute?

>>150313121
she's a small brown asian, what do you think?

>>150313112
Unfortunately it feels like it's going to be the Chiefs again. The other AFC teams just seem incapable of beating them in the playoffs. The Chiefs were not at all a good team last year but the Bills and Ravens are just cursed.

>>150313135
Chiefs had one of the best defenses in NFL history last year.

>>150313084
Seahawks have a good defense and might have a good running game this year. I think they can make the 7th seed even with Darnold and Lock

>>150313129
I love Asians but Filipinas are hit or miss for me t.bh

>>150313070
>loins
>+550
They should be +9999999999999 cause it aint ever happening

>>150313148
filipinas are hot until they're 30. same as the mexicans. that's why there's so many single mothers here, the men bail when they turn

>>150313144
Not even a top 10 defense last year lel what are you talking about

I believe Burrow will beat the Chiefs at Arrowhead to win this year’s owl.

>>150313095
>not wanting DK Metcalf

>>150313225
Umm, excuse me, but the Chiefs' super bowl this year takes place week 2

so... I have actual nudes of Mina Kimes...

What do?

>>150313294
Post ‘em?

>>150313144
>>150313209
>Not even a top 10 defense last year lel what are you talking about
How fucking dumb are you?

kek lol oh no
anthony bitchardson, get ready to learn tight end, buddy

DANIEL JONES JUST HAD MORE PLAYOFF WINS THAN JUSTIN HERBERT AND TUA TAGOVAILOA AGAIN!

>Danny Dimes is starting
Clots are fucked, their ceiling is 5 wins

I'll say it, I still believe in Danny dimes

>>150313317
The huwhyte man marches on..

>>150313344
He's Eli 2.0 but he will never make a Super Bowl

>>150313323
chorgers had a chance to hire daboll after allen's breakout season and they chose brandon fucking staley for their young rookie of the year qb instead. some franchises are just destined for retardation

my buffalo billsies

>>150313070
Why is no one high on the ravens?

>>150313344
i believed in him longer than probably anybody else and only gave up after he got benched last year. but the colts are as good a place as any for him to reboot his career. a smart offensive coach and a loaded offensive roster all around. wouldn't be surprised at all if he becomes the next darnold/geno

>>150313390
No one expects Lameme to win in the playoffs

>>150313362
Daboll has gone 9-25 the past two seasons. Granted that's not all his fault since his GM was too cheap/married to his philosophy to pay Saquon Barkley or two Pro Bowl safeties along with other sins but the Wink Martindale deal is 100% on him.

Free Anthony Richardson

>>150313390
>Why is no one heimliching the ravens?

>>150313402
That's really the only time it's worth it, I would absolutely never pay full price for it and probably not even half off

>>150313362
Daboll's a terrible coach though

>>150313390
I think a lot of people are. The post you replied to was just talking about the NFC only.

>>150313415
He would be unlocked on the Ravens

Anthony Richardson is Jalen Hurts if Hurts didn't have an MVP level running back, two All-Pro wide receivers, a Pro Bowl tight end, an all-time great offensive line and two genius offensive coordinators who went on to be head coaches. Same noodle arm if you force them to play in a real offense.

>>150313401
>>150313417
he is the one that got danny derps to the playoffs so it made sense in the context. and i don't think he's as bad as his record says, much of the blame is on schoen for not being able to draft a good olineman to save his life

>>150313398
I read this as "La-Mei-Mei"

>>150313440
>two genius offensive coordinators
one of those OCs is Richardson's head coach

>>150313417
lets see what he can do with his shiny brand new 3 QBs he has to work with this season

Herbert’s girl was ran through in the music industry as a teen

>>150313457
>he hasnt seen sinners
Joshie loves his cuck chair

>Danny dimwit actually won the job

Kek Colts are so plonked this season

>>150313402
Maybe for a week and a half before he gets hurt.

>>150313457
>>150313471
Most NFL Qbs are cucks of some sort nowadays. Too much esrrogen and microplastics I fear

>>150313456
>>150313456

>>150313427
on the 2019-2022 ravens*, i.e. on the chorgers with greg roman
until his gets hurt in the third quarter of his first starts, that is

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentary

Still Ballin'

>>150313452
Colts aren't nearly as talented as the Eagles are. That team is so good it coaches itself just like the 90s Cowboys did while Barry Switzer fellated hot dogs on the sideline.

Stafford is going to tear the league a new one this year. I can feel it.

>>150313505
True

>>150313440
Weak effort, troll harder

>>150313516
Unc got a bad back lol

>>150313516
If his body survives the first six weeks. Five great/elite defenses to start out the season

>>150313417
Are we going to pretend that the roster wasn’t awful. It’s improved quite a lot over the last 2 drafts.