Thread 150306795

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RASM WOULD BOOTYBLAST BOTH THESE SHIT TEAMS

Joe Bussy

since when is there a MNF preseason game? is ESPN that desperate?

>>150306954
They always have one to practice for the real thing. Its a walk through for everyone working etc...

There was a fox one yesterday, and there will be a SNF one this coming Sunday.

Are the Commies falling apart already

OH LAWD

i have sex with men

>gamethread when there's only one game
Anyway, are starters playing?

>>150307011
Trip on, Temujin.

>>150306885
bitch knees zone babby

>>150307011
Mmmmm das rite

L money

I just hope both teams have fun

>win the toss
>receive
Bengals already not trying

this is the better score hud

eagles mentioned

We're not actually gonna watch this game, right? Lets talk about cute guys or something.

Who /rootingforreffies/ here?

Tell me, will Joe lead the Bengals to the AFC Championship Game and beat the Chiefs this season?

>>150307167
Your mom was receiving it last night

>>150307187
No

>>150307184
Anon just talk about the cute guys on the field then.

>3&out
We fixed the defense, give us the Lombardi now

>>150307206
>defense
>fixed

Frankie Ngubu

Luvu is a very low IQ player

>>150307223
and there it is

I fucking love 4-6 yard runs. They're so satisfying to watch.

But a flaaaaaagggg….

based Joe "Flacco" Burrow

Cummies are fucking retarded holy shit lmao 8-9 confirmed

Bengals spent their money on the refs

Cincinatti Refgals

>>150307186
My reffies are resting their starters until the big day. I’m not watching these amateur.

>>150307262
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET US HOLD!
Get fucking, fagboi

MY RAMMIES MENTIONED

Run defense is looking good

>pre season week 2
>already putting the league on notice

Never doubt their power

4th down plays in preseason don't count
Spiritual 3&out

In Madden, I'm really good at reading coverages, identifying fronts, throwing with anticipation into tight windows, processing, and making the right reads, and moving in the pocket. I unironically think that I could've been a great QB if I was taller and had good coaching.

Burrow is lucky he can throw a football because otherwise he'd be getting worked over in gay porn videos for a living with his twink-looking ass

Stream link pls my bastards?

How do you fix the Bengals defense?

And (You) said Deebo was washed

>>150307321
Yeah and I could have been a 9 time nascar cup series champion

>>150307353
Probably sign better players

One team needed the refs to get to the redzone

>>150307350
https(:)//www(dot)vipboxtv(dot)sk/

you could kinda tell the guy on defense didn't want to hit him too hard

>>150307353
Go back in time and switch Paul Brown's newborn son with anyone else.

DEM 'DERS

Holy shit their defense somehow got worse

Bengals D out here playing two hand touch ball lmao

Lmfao @ 27 you plonked bitch

The commanders scored bros

>>150307323
You sure know a lot about both Joe Burrow and gay pornography. That's pretty neat, and you seem like an interesting person, anon!

Battle clearly pulled up. He could have killed the dude but he did the right thing. Good on him.

>>150307393
Are any of their starters on the field?

>run through 3 defenders in preseason
i love my psycho qb

>>150307416
Shut up, Joe, you have another drive to complete.

>>150307421
I need him to stop taking fucking hits

My Boy Jayden is ELITE

>>150307443
Bungholes D would make a high school team look elite.

Good job FAGGOT

Joey baby wtf was that

lel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

don't worry this is a meaningless pre-season game

Joe bros…?

Season over, Bengoids

Joe is playing like my little brother playing Madden

IT'S AUGUST JOE

That’s not a good sign

>>150307478
*aborted*

Man, not looking good for Brian Robinson tonight. All other RBs are thriving

Bengals trick y'all man they just running around doing nothin

VICTORY WANK TIME

Joe Bortions always sucks at the start of the season, I’m not in the least bit concerned.

Bengals bros? Should we be worried?

>>150307323
gay

>>150307531
Yes, Burrow is gonna have 6000 yards, 60 TDs, Chase will have 2000 yards and they'll be 8-9 or 7-10.

I'm at the game, and the Bengals defense look like shit in person.

>Joe Planned Parenthood
>Joe Beelzebub

>named Jacory Croskey-Merritt
>goes by "Bill"

My 'za just showed up

>>150307549
knows his koth lore

>>150307531
No, this is exactly what we should be expecting

>>150307531
Absolutely. This is the second week in a row you've gotten diced up. Last week wasn't even against NFL starters.

>>150307567
That ain't your 'za you couldn't put that away lil bro

>>150306795 (OP)
Burrow fumbled

>>150307567
jealous

Why are they trying to kill Joey?

Poo shiesty looking good!!

Simply draw fouls by getting murdered
Big brain plays

>>150307323
Many are saying this

>>150307624
Need it?
Keep it?

How long will Joe play tn?

bengals are going to be dogshit

TAKE JOE OUT OF THIS PRESEASON GAME YOU FUCKING RETARDS!

Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool,

Either my Commies pass rush went from bottom tier to elite or Burrow is taking 90 sacks this year
https://boards.4chan.org/wsg/thread/5946779#p5951860/wsg/5951860

Damn....

>>150307612
are you telling me this isn't livvy dunne?

>>150307656
Are you unfamiliar with the bungles O line?

>>150307661
It is

>good call
>zooms in on bad call

>>150307647
Based pasta

>>150307662
I can't decide which is funnier

>Burrow without his wr1 and 2 .loseing preseason game.

>Mahomes without his wr1 and 2. Losing a Superbowl.

It's that simple

Holy shit

>>150307714
He's back

Elite touchdown pass by burrow in a preseason game

Cincy should've spent this ref money on the defense

>type shit
I don't get it

>>150307738
shit

tight shit?

>>150307736
Was it a mahomesian pass?

That was our like 3rd string D

I can already tell the days are getting shorter.
Seasonal Depression bros...not like this!

Who is taking Hendrickson

>>150307667
he never was with her it was with some other chick that looked like her, right? like she was gay or some shit but fucked burrow

>>150307745
Bussyian

>>150307751
Yeah, but she was definitely interested too

>>150307748
are you serious it gets dark at like 830 here still

>>150307769
burrow has good taste, I've gotta say.

>>150307748
i'm in FL, I love the winters

>Commie QB2 comes in
>looks as good as if not better than JD5
didn't this happen last year too? lol

>>150307812
Perhaps I spoke too soon

>>150307751
>like she was gay or some shit but fucked burrow
I think burrow falls into the "nobody is THAT gay" category for women

Burrow>mutthomes

>>150307749
If they're really asking for multiple 1st round picks the only team I could see swinging on him would be Seattle. Seahawks don't have much in the way of passing rushers and John Schneider has traded 1st round picks for players in the past (Percy Harvin, Jamal Adams etc)

>>150307803
Burrow is gonna end up with some black girl with a massive ass.

Why do all these HIV medication ads feature biracial gay couples?

>>150307841
I wish I was in this category. There are so many gorgeous bitches that God made gay for no reason.

My Chiefies:)

>>150307848
Mahomes has not lost to burrow since the conference game and has more win against the Bengals as a result.

Browning Automatic

>>150307851
based as well

I love my Redskins bros

>>150307855
The only people who need it are fags and junkies. I guess they figure people would rather see fags

Is next week most starters will play up to the first half?

Jake Browning time

We dem boyz

>>150307883
Lmao wtf

>>150307883
At some point people have to realize sacks are absolutely a QB stat

>>150307883
if he didn't pump fake he probably could've picked up a few yards and slid to avoid damage

I wanted to have hope that the new D coordinator could turn it around but nah.

Feels good to just go ahead and write the season off now. If we get in the playoffs it will be a pleasant surprise but I'm expecting nothing.

>>150307940
It's pre season relax. Al Golden is a heavy pressure/exotic blitz guy similar to Brian Flores. You won't be able to tell much from the pre season because he won't be showing shit. The Trey Hendrickson deal is an actual problem

>>150307940
It would clearly be better with Hendrickson though

>>150307882
You just know she's a giant whore in bed

>>150307900
Sacks are QB stat and an OL stat. Look at 75 let 92 straight through at 0:09. Burrow has all the time in the world to make a play there if 75 actually finishes the play.

>>150307890
niggas should be thrown out of the game for doing this

>>150307940
They dont even look like they're trying out there

put in chad fartman

>>150307982
87 was wide open in the flat the entire time. Burrow has always been a hold the ball for ages hero ball QB like Ben Roethlisberger was. It's a boom or bust style of play

>>150307994
for what? pretending to head out of bounds?

Scott Van Pelt pays Teamsters to poop on him

>>150308026
yes

Browns are winning Week 1, get your easy money betfags!

>you will never be a gigachad NFL Quarterback like Sam Hartman

Heh.... Maybe in the next life

>>150308038
blast em in bounds so they wont keep trying it

>>150307749
Traded to the reffies for flags

>>150308056
It's not fair

>>150308056
At this rate the Rooney Rule is going to be implemented for QBs.

>>150308056
imagine the college pussy he got for 5 years

Why Burrow still playing

>>150308056
>S.Hartman

Percy Bulter looks good

>>150308023
impossible to know if 87 is open at that camera angle and to me it looks like burrow knows a receiver down the field is about to be open but hes forced to climb the pocket and scramble
>Burrow has always been a hold the ball for ages hero ball
on 3rd downs yeah absolutely. i won't argue that playstyle doesn't lead to more sacks but I will say I'd rather my QB do that vs giving up on the drive (when it isnt preseason)

Bengals fucking suck

damn that's a great catch if he got both feet

I got feeling Deebo will be BACK this year. 1000+ yards

Jake Browning throwing dots rn

hartman is ass. handsome fella though.

Joe Buck loves him some Preseason

Gigachad hartman is getting cut

Is Joe Bussy back in?

>>150308174
>>150308191
was the defender a former Louisville player? hartman loved throwing tons of INTs to those guys for some reason

>>150308208
Yeah. Sucks for him. He's Jayden best bud too

>>150308208
I do feel bad for Sam. He looks sad on the sideline... He knows his NFL dream has come to an end :(

Poor guy. He's got a lot of options outside the NFL though, he will be aight.

>>150308208
Is he going to that new UFL team in Boise?

>>150308227
Mother fucker is handsome af and he's in tbe NFL. Idk kill to be in his shoes

>>150308236
if they relocate the Birmingham Stallions there, probably. i think they still have his rights?

>>150307748
>I can already tell the days are getting shorter.
Good. I fucking hate summer.
t. Texasfag

>>150307011
Damn, that is fucking gay as hell.

>>150307883
He thought he was black lmao

Where the fuck is Ben Sinnot and Luke Mccaffrey, Commie bros?

>>150307900
Russel wilson taught me this lesson

>>150307321
What formation is this

Ideal pizza:

Stuffed crust
Extra sauce
Extra cheese
Pepperoni
Sausage
Bacon
Jalapenos
Mushrooms

>>150308600
Post BMI

ideal pizza:

mozzarella
tomato
basil
sourdough crust

>>150308705
Not pizza

>>150308600
Too many ingredients

>>150308600
>>150308705
No, it really is just

Pepperoni
(Extra cheese if especially hungry but easy to overdo it)

>>150308600
Need some capsicum and peri peri sauce on that bihh then it'd be truly elite

>>150308724
>Not pizza
retard

>>150308735
acceptable answer

>Rich eisen now in ESPeNis
WHAT THE FUCK????

>>150307883
uh