Thread 150311256

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Gameweek two deadline - 22nd August, 1830 BST.
Last time: >>150261942

1st for getting refballed out of clean sheets

>>150311283
Second for getting fucked over by towers (((recalculations)))

Third for Wood has risen

>>150304612
Maybe i should take the -4 for bruno redemption arc

We need to listen to the Portuguese fag who said last season that Eze will be a banger signing because of his xGI meanwhile he blanked for 30 weeks. Now he was saying Wood isn't gonna do good because he was over performing his xG.
Don't get Wood, Portugal is correct:)

o kek the random sanchez +1 point put me top of my work league

What’s the move here boys?

>>150311561
charge ur phone

>>150311561
Aina -> the wolves new ngubu from Cameroon

>>150311450
Yeah use 10% of your total seasons points on a weeks transfers lol

>>150311450
is it THE Tanaka?

Time to go Reindeer (C)

The next challenge thing hasn't really been thought out properly
Double for promoted players, but you can only have one per team
Surely, they should have allowed two from promoted teams

>>150312236
Yes, yes... double points from promoted players... HOWEVER

>>150313607
They're making a big deal about a certain week challenge but it just doesn't make any sense

Tick-tock Anderson chuds.

>>150315640
the undroppable sangare and yates next to singleman dug louis

Thinking of doing a Diouf -> Dorgu

Brentford scoring 1 fucked me out of 8 points

>>150315640
he's not replacing Anderson lol

>>150316981
>tfw

>>150318130
Based. How long until they dice him and put him in a suitcase?

>>150318130
just damage control so they don't look like complete cucks after his post. picrel clearly implies a sale is possible if certain "conditions" are met. they could have put an end to all of this by simply saying he's not going anywhere no matter what, but they didn't.

>>150318130
KWAB

this weekend, bench one of Milenkovic, Porro, Esteve?

>>150319649
Probably Porro. Man City ain't playing around

>>150319649
i benched porro last year at etihad and he got 15. i still might do it again this year as it's between him and andersen but i'd definitely start my 5.5 premium defenders over a 4.0 burnley shitter.

>>150319649
Acheampong if ur that desperate to consider esteve

Solanke sisters..

>>150323701
please do not redeem solanke

bit disappointing to look through my screenshots and images posted here and realise every incantation of my team was shit and it wasn't just poor luck with my final choices that caused my dreadful start
there was one with wood over mateta but in that one i'd have lost about 9 points elsewhere

bit disappointing to look through my screenshots and images posted here and realise every incarnation of my team was shit and it wasn't just poor luck with my final choices that caused my dreadful start
there was one with wood over mateta but in that one i'd have lost about 9 points elsewhere

>>150323701
>Ballard
Naruhodo, he's going to be GW2 bait

>>150323929
Would you honestly say you would've picked the majority of these players?
Reijnders, Raya, Semeneyo, City Dand Haaland aside ofc.
It's just one week, anyone knee jerking and bailing out on their long term plan is a noob or a fool.

Stones is free in my draft league, is he expected to start in the future?

>>150324758
No

They're gonna ban me

>>150325023
*indian man

Havertz out injured. Sad, I'd like to see reactions to inevitable Gyokeres benching.

>>150311256 (OP)
Reminder to all knee-jerkers to remember this Italian proverb:
>'Football in August is a lie.'

Took a -4, those who doubt mememoush will regret

>>150325440
Would unironically moved to him if I had started with Watkins.

>>150325538
move*

Marmoush dropped in price. Fucking pep better start him against spurs so he can cook

If the ol' Isak - Wissa - Ouatarra - Elliott switcheroo happen, are we considering any if them? Or Thiago perhaps?

>>150325791
Wissa might be pretty good with the service he'd get at Newcastle
Even if we get Isak I still think the goals are getting spread amongst 4 players
Other 2 are poopoo

>>150326189
>nailed starter in City

watkins or palmer for captain this week lads? both away watkins has brentford and palmer has west ham. feel like watkins is the sensible pick but if palmer is going to have a tear it'll be against this west ham so i'm stuck
defo not captaining haaland vs tottenshit i've decided

>>150324645
i would actually have picked ballard had i remembered he existed as i thought to myself when he scored in the championship playoffs that he was gonna be one of those lads that is all heart and soul in the prem and makes it
reijnders, semenyo and wood were all seriously considered but i only ever had wood in the team for more than the duration of a tinkering
this is my first year doing fpl since i was about 13

>>150326394
wet spam got battered by sunderland of all teams so I think chelsea will likely thrash them as well

>>150326456
yeah but will palmer actually score? i've no doubt chelsea will stomp them but he seems to be incapable of scoring from open play in the league now and watkins vs brentford seems like at least 1 goal certain especially as he didn't last weekend

>>150326394
For me, it's all or nothing for Coal Pooalmer. He's being captained and if he doesn't haul, he's out of the team and I'll move to Haaland.

1ft and 0.m itb

Am I crazy to start gudmundsson over vdv and diouf?

Start Sanchez or Dubravka?

Cheers lads

>>150326394
think you should definitely reconsider haaland

>>150326512
who knows bro. the only one i'd be terrified of playing is vdv this week

>>150327249
i feel like tottenham's defence vs haaland negs him down to below whatever metric vs. watkins or palmer against shitters

>>150326512
wouldn't go for dubravka in goal for shite burnley vs sunderland who just beat the team sanchez is facing 3-0

>>150327731
Ok I'm starting sanchez , I'm thinking wether to start Pedro or Strand Larsen now

>>150327700
>penless parma
better off targeting burnlel with adingra desu

>>150327700
he's still haaland, you can expect him to score against pretty much anyone outside of maybe arsenal and liverpool, especially at home. rather him coming off a brace than palmer coming off 8 months of nothing, regardless of the opposition. and fwiw it's still too early to make any assumptions about how spurs will perform defensively.

>>150328019
>>150328351
so you're saying i should captain watkins?

/biz/ Idea fpl but every week you can choose 9 players for free

>account banned permanently for a stupid club badge
welp

>People giving up on Burnley
Just an overreaction to Frank era Spurs being good

>>150328529
KWAB

>>150328618
speaking of KWABs....

>>150326394
>fraudkins
>palmshit

>>150328664
Cringe. Completely kills him as an option. Let him go to spuds.

>>150328529
Damn dude, condolences

>>150311256 (OP)
>Still can't login when I use Firefox
Why did they fuck up everything so bad?

>>150328529
Post it here at least

>>150331664
that's weird

>>150334356
He means on mobile. The app only lets you login when you use Chrome.

>>150337215
I hate Indians so much it's unreal.

>>150311256 (OP)
No transfer business for me after a steady 62 to start, that Leeds goal cost me though
Ndiaye will get a run at Brighton but if his numbers are as bad as they were Monday I think I'll sell. Would go for Anderson but already tripled on Forest.

i don't know if this is retarded or not

>>150329337
Isn't he gonna start on the left wing for arse now?

>>150311256 (OP)
Will I just leave it like this and have the two free trasfers next week?

>>150311256 (OP)
Stick or twist on Frimpong?

>>150339143
Frimpong is OUT until the end of the international break. Slot just said it in a press conference.

>>150339113
>Frimpong confirmed ded

>>150339213
Are you being serious rn?

Knee jerked wirtz out so now I can’t get rid of pingpong without taking a hit. Seasons over lads

>>150339458
Yes. I just watched Slot say it in a press conference.

>>150339041
You would think so, since he's much better than Shartinelli, but knowing Sharteta they'll probably share minutes, at least at the beginning.

lots of talk of JSL to newcastle

>>150339676
JSL sisters..

>>150339676
who is JSL

>>150339929
Jorgen strand larsen

>>150339929
JeSse Lingard (JSL is his new brand)

>>150340057
my boy jsllingz.......

What's the deadline for FPL this week?

>>150340353
Tomorrow evening

Simple as.

>>150340637
I just switched to this after having Watkins the captain since last Friday

>>150339676
Just say Larsen

>>150339143
keep the transfer and start electronic steve

>>150341618
>yes, yes I will captain Mataet-ACK!

>>150343189
electronic steve?

>>150343765
yes

Do I captain Palmer or Haaland? Have both.

>>150311561
what's that back line?

>>150339929
jadon sancho la

>>150328529
>the fucking penis-shaped badge or whatever
do what Évariste here said
>>150331692
and fucking post it

walao eh

diouf to yoro chaohai cibai

Palmer (c) will do it today right?

Hartman or Aina

>Clicking FPL Challenge opens a new tab and asks you to log in again
Thanks India

in a pickle here gentlemen
£1m in the bank, thinking of Ndiaye to Rogers or switching up the defence maybe. Please consult

>>150351521
why are you keeping shitlanke

>>150351549
possibly going to sub in Giui for him, but also might transfer Wood in

>>150350373
This is the last roll of the dice for him. Mathematically it's better to pick a captain based on their fixture rather than their form, but holy FUCK Palmer's form is bad. I just don't know if West Ham's shitness outweighs it or not.

>>150352318
>I just don't know if West Ham's shitness outweighs it or not.

Trust in Potter

Would you start a Brighton defender or Aston Villa defender this weekend lads?

>>150352819
depends which ones

>>150352836
De Cuyper or Cash

I've flipflopped between Palmer and Salah C the whole day

I picked Palmer. As I always fuck up my selections, you should go with Salah.

@MatteMoretto:
>Nottingham Forest is considering firing Nuno Espírito Santo
>One of the names being considered is Ange Postecoglou

>>150353310
For what fucking purpose? Is Nuno really that unpleasant to have around, that he gets sacked regardless of his results

>Thomas Frank denies reports on Richarlison leaving Spurs: “Right now he is my starting nine. He scored two top goals”.
>>150225318
mistakes were made

>>150353315
He complained about the lackluster transfer window and the owner got pissy

>>150353529
I made the same mistake, made an early transfer to avoid the price drop

When would you even use free hit this year? I don't like my team this GW and I have no Arsenal players

>>150353673
You should have thought about that before GW1

But yes, some people optimised GW1 to free hit on GW2 and possibly wildcarding during first international break.

>>150353310
What the fuck

Should I start Murillo or Williams in defence?

>>150353673
i planned to use it this week but realistically i'd only want double arse def + semenyo so i gave up on it. think it kind of depends on your setup, i'm on haaland+palmer right now so i could probably FH when city-chelsea play eachother and liverpool and arse have good fixtures. salad owners could probably FH when city plays burnley, or there will probably be a week where all the top teams have easy fixtures, think GW15 is when all the top teams are playing relegation fodder.

>>150353734
I was fine going ahead with this team but I just thought of doing that. I'll save it for the rainy days later on.

>>150353310
I thought it was centel at first, but holy fuck it is real

>>150353884
Same here. 0 arselel players, will bring them after GW6 is over.

>>150353854
ANY ANSWER PLS??

>>150353742
greek connections

>>150354120
Murillo for 4 points and 1 bps

>>150353854
Murillo

>>150354219
>>150354238
Murillo and Williams
OR
Murillo and Dorgu?

>>150354249
Personally i went with Murillo + Yoro ,

starting esteve over porro this week, ready for pain

>>150354408
How many points did you get GW1?

>>150354611
63

I already hate my team

>>150354652
Very nice

>>150353293
i got neither

>>150354699
Thanks , what about you

used my free hit this week. is reijnders likely to not start?

>>150354796
43 if Brentford didn't score it would've had 51

What should I change? Complete cazzie btw

>>150353310
chadlenkovicbros........... it's over.

Who are we captaining this weekend lads?

>>150354611
80

porro or diouf lads

>>150354884
My boi Erlingz finna FEAST

>>150354834
Unlucky bro

>>150354884
Haalingz

should I get rid of mbuemo now?

Should I captain Palmingz or Watkingz? Both are out if they don't deliver btw.

>>150354884
Can't decide between Flukeayo Saka and (P)almer. Why did I put so many frauds on my team?

Nothing good is going to come out of this.

A pitiful 60 points last GW, how do I turn it around with 1.0 ITB and a free transfer? Dump Palmer? Watkins for Ekitike?

PLEASE HELP ME PICK WHICH BAD DECISION TO MAKE
everton's first home game was why i got two everton players i just don't know whether wirtz or meteta is the one to sacrifice
also don't know who to captain. was 100% not picking haaland but i'm so unsure of the other two it's started to look like the better option

>>150355180
my thinking is wirtz at st james park during this isak stuff might cuck out and play shit again?? that makes sense right lads?

>>150355141
If you don't want 2 Nottingham defence starters, Dubravka-Milenkovic sounds better than Sels-VDV. And yes selling Palmer is probably a good idea.

>>150355217
I'll give him one more GW because West Ham should be food. If he still can't perform, I'm swapping him and Dewsbury-Hall for Semenyo and Kudus.

WONT YOU PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME

>>150355270
No one can help you. This is FPLtown

>>150355180
fuck it i've gone and captained ollie watkins based on this
it's totally over for me this weekend i just know it
also i went with mateta after reading that nuno news earlier in the thread

Captaining Buyako Sucker.

>>150355351
Based. Good luck panicanon

>>150355361
thank you finnlad you too

Pedro starts with Palmer and Delap. Palmer probably playing on RW.

it's over

>>150355386
>Palmer probably playing on RW.
Palmer (C) chads, REPORT

>>150355386
WHY DIDN'T YOU POST THIS ONE MINUTE SOONER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150355408
Hello.

>>150355408
how is that supposed to make him less shit?

mbeumobros... the sultan of silva has fallen... the fulham caliphate cannot hold us back any longer.... this weekend.... we feast

>>150355003
Why would an Argentinian put trust in English players?

Neto , Delap , Pedro , palmer starting wtf

>>150355386
Woah, Italian bald fraud realized out that you actually need to try to play to your best players' strength

Neto - lw
Pedro - cam
Palmer - lw
Delap - st

Holy

Captain Palmer or Salah

>>150355574
Anon, I..

>>150355420
I'll be honest, it was just rumoured at the time and I gambled on it being true. Sorry m8.

delapo-pedro
palmo
neto-enzo
caicedo
cucko-adarabioyo-chalobo-gusto
sanchezo

>>150355576
Yes?

>>150355555
CaicedoGODs prepare to feast.

>>150355697
kek

My boy Diblingz is coming back to the Premier League! Get him in your squads

i want to laugh at joao pedringz owners but delap starting unironically makes him a good pick..

>>150355754
>moyes attackers
shan't

>>150355786
I'm kinda jealous now of the Pedro bots if that becomes a long-term trend

>>150355786
it just means they bought the wrong chelsea striker and for a mil more

>>150355786
>>150355827
>>150355835
Delap is shit he wont be a long term starter

>>150334356
>>150337215
Nah I can't login on desktop either. It doesn't let me login through Gmail.

Totally new to FPL. Is 3-5-2 the way to go for maximizing potential gains?

>>150355862
Delap is scoring today

>>150355862
i rate him

HOLY SHIT PALMER INJURED WARMING UP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sky saying palmz injured in warmup?? lolz

It's over

Can't wait to laugh in the face of the guy in my mini league who wouldn't shut up about how many points Pedro will get him.

Palmlingzbros......that was merely a setback.....we will recover.....the mountain jews are showing weakness....soon....we will feast....inshallah

coiled palmstring bros

KWAB

GET THIS FUCKING FRAUD OUT OF MY FUCKING TEAM NOW

CAPTAIN GAKPO TO SAVE MY FUCKING WEEK NOW

palmer out CONFIRMED
estavao in

At least I managed to get him out of my challenge team... haha...
I randomly put my VC on Watkins instead of Salah and that could make or break my week

Never falling for Lukewarm Palmer again.

AFTER ALL THIS STRESS >>150355180
glad i captained watkins
ffs at least wirtz will get me points as his replacement right??

Given the fact that I transferred Bowen out and kept Palmer in, you can expect Bowen masterclass today.

Palmer is out of my FPL after this week. Fucking flop.

>was about to post that i was pissed i missed the palmer on the right news
>gets injured in the warm-up
Palmer (C)huds, who's your vice?
Others, who comes off your bench? Porro for me.

brooo fack chelsea. picking anyone except sanchez has been giant bait. holy moly i swear on my mother never again

So what are you going to do with your 10.5 million?

>>150356351
....wirtz

>>150356351
Salah vice, Porro in

Not gonna watch this for Sanchez to inevitably slurping one in, going to bed

>palmer injured in the warmup
Kek it begins. All I ask is one normal week of Barclays. I knew 80 pts last week was too good to be true
Can’t even check who I have coming off the bench for him because the app is being gay

>Hasn't scored from open play since January
>Shits himself in warmups

Imagine captaining such a player

would have been funnier for palmer to play since he would blank anyway

joao (p)edro is so back

well that sucks, i wanted the mouth breather to blank again. now the salad doubters will redeem the (v)

>>150356386
But he was good 2 years ago.

Palmer had a panic attack in the warmup after hearing his internal monologue for the first time and thinking he had a little man in his head

palmer price drop gonna force me into a transfer ffs can't take another one

Chelsea meme is over

>>150356444
kek

>>150356359
isak

WC after international break seems inevitable now

1 (one) million chips played in GW2. Reminder not to obsess over your rank.

>>150356351
Porro

Istg if Bowen scored...he's on my bench

frimpong to cuckurella going well

I have Sanchez too :)

Lu(C)asPaquetachads wya?

>I started Sanchez
Diouf assist at least

i'm actually relieved i have an excuse to shitcan this fraud

>>150356444
developing an inner monologue would be the ultimate palmer nerf
all anyone has to do to ruin his career is educate him a bit and maybe give him some acid

lol Chelshit
I knew I shouldn't have brought Sanchez in.

>>150356503
benched him, end me

i almost put cuckurella in my team

>>150353293
See?

I have Sanchez and Palmer in my 11 with a Leeds defender coming off the bench for Palmer to face Arsenal at the Emirates
What a great day for the rope

PAQUETA
someone in here talked me out of him

>time traveller comes to you dismorning
>hey anon, a player in the West Ham v Chelsea game that hasn't scored since January will score in that game
>you captain Palmer
>yfw
>yfw you have no face

>Diouf assist
I knew forgetting to change my team would come in handy!

Hold on now lets just take a moment to enjoy not having Sanchez or Palmer.

>>150356514
I’ve long argued on /sp/ that there is a genuine benefit for athletes to be as retarded as possible (as long as they have the minimum IQ to understand basic concepts in their sport and the role they have to carry out)
Anything more than that and you can overthink your way into being shit

redditards btfo again by their own sanchez, cucurella and pedro picks

>>150356557
It goes both ways. It's basically that meme iq grug, midwit, genius chat. There are some players whose incredible game IQ allows them to control games. Xabi Alonso, Thomas Muller, Luka Modric.

>>150356557
yeah, lukaku being a prime example (supposed very academic)

My mate captained Palmer :|

12 minutes into Friday and already my gameweek is ruined.

JOAO PEDRO GOAL

>>150356542
lol

The season is over for me.

>cuck assist
i'll take it

>>150356609
i was gonna say in my post under yours that it's different for a central mid and maybe centre back

Fuck

Pedro!

Pedro + cucu chads we are dabbing on these palmercucks

fullkrugers

>>150356566
You fucking jinxed it

people doubted my nigga fullkrug

this is gonna be a meme week

fucks SAKE
how much ownership % is he now?

Bowen you fucking N

Looks offside

HOWEVER

>>150356697
miles off ffs

I'm not used to having shit starts into the season.

non palmer havers get IN here!

>tfw captained palmer

Who here JUST>>150356610

i definitely made a mistake swapping mboomo for ndoye... because I was supposed to get salah next week

Neto goal Pedro assist

Joe pedo assist!
Looked like a foul in the buildup for me though

palmer injured and suddenly chelsea start scoring for fun

GOAL GIVEN

PEDRO IS MY GOAT

FUCK PALMER HE IS GETTING TRANSFERED

jp haters.... we fucked it...

I really hate that pedro is hauling, I fucking hate it so much

Fuck Palmer but thank God for Pedro.

Palmer is a piece of garbage

I doubted joao pedo

Can't wait for the £10.5M to hit my account when I kick the chinless prick

I DESPISE Joao Pedro

>>150356876
>50% feasting
we played, and we lost

anyone else fell for the wan-pisskaka meme? Need to get him out of my team asap

>>150354870
teehee 5 points already

>>150356949
Still not buying.

>>150356951
Sitting on my bench

My bench is already fucked. Konsa red card, guiu who probably won't start and a spurs defender, playing against city

>>150356951
yeah but for 4.5m it's not the end of the world

I might have to wildcard this week for fucks sake.

Palmer would've scored 5 against this dogshit team. I fucking hate him so much.

well at least it wasnt pedro

Palmer would've feasted. Glad he missed out.

Piss-kaka OG

Took Neto out for Palmer last minute
Started that 4m Chelsea defender
Means ive got double burnley and 1 sunderland defender
Praying for a 0-0

>gameweek 2
it's over

>chelsea playing much better without the useless mouth breather ruining every attack by trying stupid tiktok clip plays
really makes you ponder

lol >>150357201

>

Which one of you fuckers said to pick Diouf?

>Ramsey will be coming off the bench for me
how fucked am I

>>150357139
Achepingpong is definitely coming on for 1 pointer if Chelsea gets fourth

>>150357374
Is Saler your vice?

>>150357278
>>150357374

I LOVE Joao Pedro

Everyone ready to jump on West Ham defence when NES gets hired?

>>150357633
The question is whether we should dump Forest defence when Ange gets hired.

>>150356287
Simple as. Laughing my bollocks off at (c)old (p)palmshit bagholders.

>fullkrug goal to 1 pointer
life comes at you fast

JUST

Got an alert that Fullkrug scored. Gutted because I benched him but then seen Palmer not starting for some reason so this is the worst of both worlds. Got double Chelsea at the back as well.

>Halfkrug
>Pisscaca
>Doof

FH this week then WC after international break. Yay or nay?

fucking caicedo chipping in it's so over

If Marmoush doesnt start for city this weekend im thinking maybe getting Anderson to target this west ham in gw3, if thats worthit considering hed then play arsenal in 4

Hhaahhahahaaa caicedo goal

potter out

enzo 1 goal 1 assist

CHALOBAH GOAL

CAICEDOGODS

PEDRO ASSIST AGAIN

>pedo assist
g r i m

CHALOBAH YES

>JP goal and 2 assists
please stop

bro how fuckin dog are west ham holy moly

Another jammy pedro assist from a random knockdown at a set piece kek it feels good to be a Joe pedo chad

hermansen is fucking awful

Stiill not buying

>palmer would have scored a hat trick
Feel like crying

P E D R O
E
D
R
O

Never doubted my boy joao pedro. Only regret is not captaing him.

Hehe

Why is his name not just Trevor

>>150357838
it's not his fault he formulated his entire gameplay to play against palmer and palmer didn't play

>>150357491
Bruno

Yeah I'm thinking I shall target West Ham

PEDRO GODS

Potter is 100% sacked after this match.

Delapcucks in the mud

>>150358081
in my unbiased opinion as a wood(C)had, he deserves one more week at least

>>150358114
I'd imagine they do that and then deal with it during the international break.

Remember when Gabby Jesus transferred to Arsenal and everyone and their grandma had him in their teams and he hauled in his second game of the season

Gonna be funny seeing Palmer being transferred out on mass. I tried to warn you he is a fraud.

>>150358081
He just needs more time.

So Bowen -> João Pedo then huh

>>150358081
nah him and bowen will be the reason the moortuguese is fired

>>150358081
He's such a good manager we need him as England manager he'd win the world cup and not lose to equatorial guinea

>>150358235
Bowlingz was only really worth it when he was classed as a midfielder and didn't have to play up front with that germanic nigger fullgrug.

Joe Pedro delivering more tonight than in 2 seasons with Brighton

>>150358308
Yeah I was a retard and checked the lineup for West hams last game of the season and they were running the German ape and JBoeingz up top too

>João Pedro if he was English
Joseph Peter

>>150358369
Actually wouldn't it be Big Joe Peter

West Ham have Forest, Spurs, Palace, Everton, Arsenal
Potter is fucked

JP's points in the bag see you in the next games

we are so back

>>150358525
3 bonus guaranteed

>>150358525
Was going to make him my captain unironically but the app decided today is the day it needs a mandatory update so no chance

>>150358651
saar please understand app update very vital saar for good experiences please to be redeeming

>>150358651
sir u have been redeemed

HONEST
W
O
R
K

think the move for me is gonna be to get rid of cole palmshit and wan bissaka for two spurs players leaving a few mil and then someone else for a much more expensive player for the -4

>>150358755
So glad I put him in my team. This is my first ever FPL season ever and I missed the first week. I picked both him and Cucurella...

Pedro added 15 points to my team. Almost enough to make up for that shitter Palmer.

Pingpong has fallen. Trillions must wc.

>>150356951
i did but my priority lies to kick frimpong out first for the next free transfer, my other defender from the bench is someone from burnlel

Palmer out. Gordon , Mbeumo or Cunha in?

>>150363829
Don't go near Newcastle until isaklingz is sold. Manure are still frauds, consider Reindeer or Kudus.

Hate Joao Pedro so much

Forgot to captain saka I’m 100% going to regret this

Fuck João Pedro the fraud I'm gonna suck his 16 year old pussey juice covered macacock and chew it in my mouth for him fucking me this and last seasono

>>150363829
gordon or elanga before the price rise after they destroy the pool of liver

Still selling Pedro next week

>>150365167
I already have Reijnders , idk about Kudus because below me in mini league have him , Was thinking to pick someone else. I agree with you on Gordon though.

If you had to have one in your team, would you prefer Cunha or Mbeumo?

>>150366036
Gordon on penalties for 7.5 if he does good tonight might be really good

>>150366130
I think mbeumo? He has corners and some free kicks right. Another thing about Cunha is he gets yellows / red maybe more often more than boomo. Quite hot headed unless amorim changes his attitude

>>150366130
I think mbeumo? He has corners and some free kicks right. Another thing about Cunha is he gets yellow/ red cards more often than boomo. Quite hot headed guy unless amorim changes his attitude. Close call tho will have to see how they do tomorrow against fulham

Sorry just seen an earlier post asking the same thing

>>150366171
Yeah fair enough. That's my Palmer transfer sorted if the injury news is bad (I refuse to rate Saka)

>>150366181
Yeah Saka fixtures sucks after leeds , marmoush..pep roulette.... Then it's Bruno fernanj but me no like him.....

should i trade palmer for salah?

my team is ass

>>150366437
for reference
im fucked this week

>>150366455
show team

Captained Joao Pedro :^)

go on overall rankings look up the top 10 and you will find out they all jewish

>>150366890
Tal Ben Haim
Talal Bin Haimam

Reindeer (c) bros it's our time to shine

i'm happy with how mediocre i am although it might coincide with me no longer picking up united assets

Cherki , marmoush , Reijnders , bobb starts

Spuds playing a back four

>>150367201
brudda wat this t frankz man doin

>>150367082
>>150367201
i have an erection right now

Gagging for reindeer and Haaland (C) hauls and Porro to pop up with a cheeky ass from a set piece

>>150367316
>pooro getting more than a 1

bro this game is going to be some end to end shit man. wolves could have easily scored a couple vs shitty last week, and a spurs back 4 is gonna leak goals

imagine caring for fpl after the first 0.15 hours

Air nouri possibly injured

RAN into the ground

>ait-nouri dead
fuck this game

spuds look hopeless

surely no one did frimpong to ait-nouri this week

ait nouri bros thanks for playing

>>150368361
no i moved to chalobah

>>150368361
yeah totally not me
fucking knew I should've gone for gabriel instead
wc gw3 here we go

AInT NOUgood for City Defence pickers KEK

>ait NONONOuri owners
HA!

Haaland pls do something mate

the passing has been so off for both sides

Boris Johnson goal

City are a bunch of shitters

Fell for the triple city meme when Arsenal are probably gonna win 5-0 later

johnson is essential
swapping palmshit and wan bissaka for spurs players as soon as this game ends

reijnders is absolutely invisible

JohnsonGODS
el PigeonGODS

glad i stuck to my guns and didn't captain haaland

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Gianluigi Donnaruma Welcome to Manchester City

FRANK'D

reindeer bros??

not even worried haaland bros. spurs will capitulate, not even frank aura can stop us

what compelled a club to buy a GK from a relegated team?

pep needs to sub this bum cherki off and let reijnders cook

Porro sat on 1 point the bum

what stage is this referee bros? that has to be the deepest widows peak i have ever seen

Haaland cappers...are we worried yet?

>>150366949
Please tell me you are trolling?

>>150366647
Okay but where is the extra 4milly coming from?

>>150369170
You literally smell of poo

is acke finished or has he always been this shit

>>150368415
>vs LEEDS
>vs a known bogey team
Why would you fucking not? Long term fixtures? Bruv...

lol
lmao

>>150369250
you would like that wouldn't you you braphog

>>150369295
they spent how many for this dude??

>>150369348
£27 (twenty-seven) million quid
>€31 (thirty-one) million euros

>>150369295
Bayindirbros have we finally met our match?

I may have captained palmer this week but at least I didn't do a gw 2 wc into multiple citeh assets

>haaland
>cherki

>>150369602
I'm in a similar situation, I captained Watkins but I was pondering using a WC. I'm glad I resisted, even though I will probably use a free hit this week and then WC after the international break.

cherkibros...

ah yes subbing out your most direct player when you need 2 goals is the way to go you bald fuck

>>150369179
Fucking disaster

Watkins hattrick of misses incoming

I swapped out Watkins for this SHITTER Reindeer.
It's fucking over. At least I didn't captain Haaland. I vice captained Reindeer though. If Salah doesn't play I'm done.

Porro getting a yellow to win 2s on a free throw, just great

where the fuck is the goals

>Have Palmer Captain
>Does not play but have Salah as vice Captain
>Haaland fucks up

It might just work for me in the end.

so it's one of those weeks

Knee jerkers absolutely btfo

(C)uckland sisters... What happened?

Laughing at snow ape cucks will never get old. HAHAHA.

how much did haaaland cost again?

imagine this city team but with a competent manager like conte

>poo poolmer guarantees he's getting hooked from my team
>makes the most sense to transition into Haaland
>today's match happens
well now I dont know what to do with the money

>>150370451
Have you considered not buying frauds?

>Ogre (C)
>Reindeer
>Ait Nouri
>Palmer
>Fullkrug first on bench
its fucking over

>>150370478
No, I'm an FPL player.

FPL off to a decent start

>Pedro
15 p
>Porro
5 p

Only Palmer let me down

>romero comes in to replace acheampong
Heh, 15 in 3 with vicario him and mememoush i take it

CAM ON CAPTAIN WATKINS
SAVE MY SEASON

>tfw no players in 3pm kick offs and only Gyokeres tonight
I hate it when this happens.

ballard is kill

You all went triple Spurs right?

it's over

ballard 4.6m purchasers completely btfo

>>150370658
>>150370671
>>150370685
>532476 transfers in
Very few things I like more in FPL than seeing kneejerkers get fucked.

>>150370668
Totally bro. I wouldn't leave a Tottenham defender 2nd on the bench expecting them to get trashed, no way I would do that ha, ha

REINDEERBROS HE'S LITERALLY ESSENTIAL 15/16 MAHREZ YOU NEED REINDEER

rip

could have done without the drama but luckily i've managed it as best i could
need twatkins to sort me out with a goal or two
>villel
oh well doesn't matter for me

DANGO GOAL

GET OUATTARA HERE

>2 VILLA DEFENDERS
oh FUCK OFF

>>150370704
>>150323979
They never learnt.

burnley scored
ballard injury completely derailing blunderland's season

>>150370802
no wait VARd

Dangochads feasting

only a gyokeres hat-trick can save my gameweek
>haaland (c)
>marmoush

Watkins please you pendejo

>>150370933
He's such a frustrating pick

Watkins is fucking dogshit.

No points for nobody this week

Villa assets ain't it

>>150370914
Same Desu

how the fuck are brentshit suddenly good
what a dreadful week

>>150370994
And he's a frustrating prick

>>150371088
>>150371088
>>150371088

NEW

I just need that guiu dude not to come on and ill have a van de ven clean sheet

>>150355827
Bots why? He was a dead easy pick.

>>150371091
Are you the guy I told to bench VDV? I'm in the same boat

>>150356228
Lol, lmao even!

(p)almer meme? Fell for it.
Shartkins meme? Fell for it.
See you next year.

>>150371118
Nah im not, I just didn't think that they would keep a clean sheet, particularly away to fucking city

>>150366647
This turned out well

>>150369170
If hypothetically im number 2 does it mean its going to keep going till im bald or can it just stay at this level