Thread 150312804

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, brace for a disappointing /mercato/, eat pusy 3 times a day, drink your delusionfuel and flirt with the cute cashier

mere days away from calcio

Trap genre is for richfags, neomelodic and other shitalian musical genres are for poorfags

>happening in berbia
surely this will unlock zingaro

talmbout 135 GBs for Delta Force

>starting striker still not known
>starting goalkeeper still not known
>starting holding midfielder still no known
>starting right fullback still not known
mere days away from calcio but left with so many questions

negru

>>150312804 (OP)
Based G U E edition

Damià where are the cessions that unlock acquists

>A debut to remember, a performance that feels destined for the future. Filippo Mané, the 2005-born Italian defender for Borussia Dortmund, stole the show in his professional debut in the DFB-Pokal, decisively contributing to his team's advancement. Against Rot-Weiss Essen, a German third-division team, the 20-year-old pulled off a sensational save, saving the goal with a half-bicycle kick that left his teammates and fans speechless. The youngster could make his /bundes/ debut against St. Pauli.

So it begins...

After WWII, NATO wasn’t just about tanks and nukes, it was about cultural synchronization. They needed Europe on the same vibrational frequency as the U.S. So what did they do?
They launched Project Velvet Trident a three-pronged operation involving:
1. Media Sexualization
2. Ideological Feminization
3. Twink-Aesthetic Infiltration
Hollywood + MI6 + Radio Free Europe collaborated to seed the archetype of the hyper-refined, boyish man, what later evolved into the Twinkazzo Class: charming, effeminate, subversively androgynous operatives bred in art schools, funded by Atlanticist think tanks.
Starting in the late 90s, Operation Velvet Trident entered its active deployment stage. The EU’s cultural branches, especially in Brussels and Berlin, began exporting Twinkazzo assets under the guise of Erasmus scholarships, gallery fellowships, and drag diplomacy.
The goal? DESTABILIZE national masculinity narratives in post-Soviet and Mediterranean states by injecting hyper-flirtatious, ambiguously anti-patriarchal energy.
These Twinkazzi acted as living Trojan horses, infiltrating media, academia, and political movements while sipping vermouth and whispering about Deleuze.
Today, Twinkazzo isn’t just a person. It’s a neural protocol.
With the rise of TikTok algorithms (funded in part by RAND-adjacent Atlanticist media labs), a new wave of neuro-fem coding is spreading across the West, subconsciously Atlanticizing youth through digital aesthetic warfare.
They’re uploading shared memes, shared poses, shared anxieties. It’s not organic. It’s been focus-tested by the Council on Foreign Relations, modeled after MKULTRA social contagion patterns.
Twinkazzo is not a side effect.
It is the spearpoint of post-modern NATO psyops.
A new soft soldier for a new soft war

The Iwo Jima remaster map is pretty good on BF2042 (yeah I know the game is shit)

>AC Milan will try to sign Rabiot even if it is difficult!

Also pic rel

>>150313640
You never answered whether you stand with Palestine like a poorfag or with Israel like any sane person

>From Spain, news is circulating that if Atlético Madrid were to sell Sørloth, they would go all-in for Vlahović.
>Milan is busy evaluating immediate alternatives in light of this scenario.

>>150313614
Reinstalled it yesterday evening, played only one TDM (quick mode just to re-balance myself), vomited thrice. It's going to be a painful grind getting those BF6 rewards...

>>150313744
Yup I installed it for the rewards too lole, also there were some additional rewards with Twitch streams which I missed and that triggers me. They even looked better than the challenges ones

>>150313760
>there were some additional rewards with Twitch streams
It was only one wave, right? No more than that? Otherwise I missed those aswell kek

>>150313767
Thankfully, yeah

>>150313379
20yo debut at dortmund is like superfraud tier

>>150313640
The Locatelli column is slightly better than the Tonali column

>>150313640
This team is never going to the WC lmfao

nihao

>Van De Ven and De Ligt both single at the same time
Please Grimolli, I'll throw my Lovecraftian shrine asking your your suicide in the trash if you make it happen

>>150313886
and that's a good thing!

Rabiot to Inter and Lookman to jjust on deadline day is gonna hit like crack

I don't know when jJ is back
I don't know when the fanta deadline is
I don't know when mercato ends

What's a mercato?

Fancy ngubu's

>Official statement from Olympique de Marseille: Olympique de Marseille announces that Adrien Rabiot and Jonathan Rowe have been placed on the transfer list by the club.
This decision was made due to unacceptable behavior in the dressing room after the match against Stade Rennais FC, in agreement with the coaching staff and in accordance with the club’s internal code of conduct.
The decision was communicated to both players by the club this Monday.
Bennacer - Rabiot swap deal? Who would say no?

Had a vision of virgil playing for la viola

>>150314411
Bennacer is for Palestinentus in exchange of Thuram

Why are guys calling it Palestinentus? I thought they were Jews?

>>150314411
Are glowie... I mean junior lobbyist allowed to partake in the fanta?

>Krstovic to Atalanta
All they need is a Kosovar player and they have completed their Balkan collection lel

Hello serie a from /hoc/ :)

>>150314403
hey, this nigga stole a piece of my city road play mat and sneaked it in there

-1 hour and 1 minute

Sebastian Aho Boke

Cinque Zero Vs PSG, Cinque MAGGIO..

Cinque days till Juventus is back!

>>150314510
Bloodborne 2 and Bloodborne remaster are 100% confirmed, I texted Comolli and he told me so

>>150314528
Let me guess, the ones standing against Israel are pedos like Inzaghi, Chivu, Motta, Mancini

>>150314523
This and a The Last Guardian PS5 update sorting out the framerate and pacing.

>Atalanta has decided: they will sign Nikola Krstovic to replace Mateo Retegui. The deal is worth €25 million plus bonuses. The player will sign a five-year contract, which runs until June 30, 2030. His salary will be slightly less than €2 million.

30 million for the Montenegrin cutrone, Corvino is a genius

Diablo IV 2.4.0 PTR is up

Lot of offtopic stuff in this thread

>>150314583
The next expansion is going to be about Twinkazzo, Diablo's long lost brother on his quest to destroy the Heavens with the Atlanticist doctrine

We were doing so great before it came back tbf

>>150314610
grab the mop and scrub up the muck, since that's what you're studying for

La pre-showa in 3m

>poois fergusini injuried for 3 weeks
activate plan bernaheskey
also i need to make a fanta badge for this season

What happened to Lewis Ferguson folks? Once a great Scottish footballer—could have been one of the BEST, believe me! Unbelievable talent, but that terrible knee injury, just awful. Now they call him Limpy Lewis folks! A real embarrassment to the game! He deserves better, folks. Scotland has to take better care of its athletes! We’ve seen this too many times, and it’s just not right. Get well soon, Lewis! The country is rooting for you! Big things ahead, stay strong!

Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant

I will print twinkazzo's selfie, place it in a jar and each day I will fill it with my semen until it's full and then I will post pics

>>150314572
He will look even more genius when they go down

Krstovic mentioned

>>150312597
Old director damnatio memoriae. Same thing Monchi did.
That's why they want to sell Koné too. Next year it's going to be Soulé (they're probably trying to sell him already).

SILKSONG IS FUCKING DELAYED

It's time to wake up

*goes back to sleep*

>>150315230
Lune feet in two minutes

137 cancers for everyone wearing a suit jacket with a t-shirt underneath

kettleman and lookman will be exposed by krstogol

>>150315243
At least he's not wearing white sneakers

is she drunk?

That's a man

Wtf Renoir looks like THAT?

>is called II
>actually is the 3rd

>Lords of the Fallen II
Somebody asked for a sequel?!?

OH SHIT SEKIRO ANIME?!

New Arkham-style game never

Wtf that's not Bloodborne 2

*steals your relics*

Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III Pls don't be shit like III

*mutes*

Adrien Rabiot has officially been put on the market by Marseille: Juve is reportedly interested.
- RMC Sport

it's Fanta time!

For newcoomers: https://leghe.fantacalcio.it/registrazione (or just download the mobile app)

>League name: Super Fantacomfy League
>Code: herewego

Ella is up :)

SEX SEX SEX SEX

seriously what the fuck is up with those eyes

Wtf that's Evolve

>>150315642
Croatian league is the blundersliga of the balkans, everytime the sun rises there's a new ripoff coming from there on the cards

>>150315768
he made the transfer from Belgium if we are to be pedantic

>>150315790
As we concluded before, Croatia is the Belgium of eastern Europe and vice versa

Delta Force looks like that? Lmao

A bit underwhelming lol

Locatellu could have done a better job with the soundmixing of all this

maybe the french aint so bad afterall

>no orchestra
>also fucked up the sound mixing
Thank god Alice's voice can solo carry but holy shit what a disappointment

Wtf is this lol

I feel sick

>>150315950
Time Mottakers

Silent Hill Fiorentina

Wtf La Divina Commedia starring twinkazzo!?

Jjoober team

calciooo

Cult of the Agnello

Nihao games

Imagine walking through Antwerp with your buddy Belgio, casually wishing death on everyone involved with modern-day Juventus and you run into Sjokz.

Ella :)

>some Indian damaged the Onofrio Fountain in Dubrovnik

do Italians hear news like this all the time, I wonder

>Man Utd have reportedly set their sights on Sevilla midfielder Lucien Agoume, with Inter Milan entitled to a portion of the transfer fee.

why didnt inter give him a chance?

>no calcio tomorrow
>only viola thursday
>no calcio friday
@SerieEni how do I become a time wizard?

'tioned

Juve to rebuy Rabiot

>Report – Inter Milan Offered Ex Juventus & France Star Rabiot But Marseille Want €15M

he is gud and not bad price but id rather take a kone or ederson.

>Inter Milan and Neom have reportedly intensified talks over the transfer of Benjamin Pavard to the Saudi Pro League.

Theo is in saudis too. would be free money for inter.

Uh oh I smell a fucked up hairline

>>150314572
>atalanta still shitting on my fanta even without son of whore

>>150316697
Because he's a manure level player

Glasgow Rang-ACK

Tell me about this Okafor. He seems fraudulent

>>150317834
He scores goles when not injured

>>150317834
he has a habit of letting himself go (weight wise) when's he benched for a long time

>>150317834
Mystery meat phrenologist PhD thesis that somehow got a career in football

>>150317834
wouldnt take him at jj (seire b level club) for free

Asllani deal falling through

Who?

>>150318188
kys grimolli

/seriea/ meetup on APB Reloaded when

Not checking rumors anymore, I will wait until Master Tudor publishes his first lineup and see the surprises there

Halfway through marathoning this, what do I think of it?

>Asus has the new world’s fastest OLED monitor at 720Hz, and it’s dripping with style
Calcio watching at 720hz, what a life...

>>150318596
why does Sjokz look 48 now, what the fuck are you doing in the Lowlands there

>>150318666
People actually reach ages of 38 and older here, I understand that's very rare where you're from but that's no reason to start insulting people

tfw witnessing the most rupture lightning storm you've ever seen, sky's been flashing bright white for 30 minutes.

John Elkann is lucky he’s a silver spoon baby who was born rich and didn’t have to earn anything because he’s an idiot with no business sence.

He signed Hamilton to the biggest contract ever in F1 when Hamilton is completely finished.

Give that contract to Kenan.. LIFE TIME!

>Alexander Yitzhak
Another negru to be glad to have ignored

We should make an attempt for Suarez. I will communicate this to Piero Chiellini

Grimolli is so shit at spending shekels that he couldn't even buy a game in the PS Store sale that just came up

Grimolli would pay a transaction to download Delta Force on his PS5

Delta Force and Douglas Luiz both start with a D...

what the fuck is Delta Force

>Tuttosport chose this as its main headline: "Zhegrova has said yes!" Juve has reached an agreement with the winger: now negotiations are underway with Lille. The Kosovar's contract is expiring: the deal could be closed for €18-20 million.

Squadra di albanesi kek

Good morning!

>Atalanta has a new target for the midfield: Musah. Could the deal be finalized in the coming days? It’s possible, with a transfer in the range of 25M. The key now is to understand what Milan will decide to do. Allegri greatly appreciates Musah for his seriousness and versatility.
For Vlahovic, is the issue the transfer fee with Juve or his salary? What’s holding up the deal? "Above all, the salary. If he doesn’t agree to lower it, it’s impossible. Milan wants to make an effort but can’t/won’t reach certain figures."
>Hojlund, Milan accelerates: obligation to buy to outpace Napoli. This is how the deal can move forward: Milan offers the permanent purchase of the striker to Manchester United upon meeting certain conditions
AC Milan and Divock Origi are very close to an agreement on contract termination: Milan will pay him less than half of his remaining salary
>Rabiot is for sale and, from what I’ve been told, the price is between 15 and 20M. There’s been a lot of talk about it, but as of today, we don’t have any indication of Milan working on the Rabiot deal. At the moment, I think it’s too early to say which team Rabiot will join next.
A new name, which has been proposed to Milan in recent weeks, that Milan is considering should certain option A targets not materialize: Conrad Harder, 20 years old, from Sporting Clube de Portugal. It is one of the names we add to Milan's list
>Rafael Leao will not be present against Cremonese and perhaps also against Lecce

Also fun fact: The actor playing ommissario ontalbano is called zingaretti

DA𝗭N FRANCE ALLOWS ITS SUBSCRIBERS, COMMITTED SINCE LAST SEASON, TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE OFFER AT €𝟵.𝟵𝟵!

People subscribed through an annual subscription from last season can also benefit from the Ligue 1+ offer (+ Serie A, Eredivisie, Jupiler...) at €9.99 for the first three months, IN JUST THREE CLICKS.

>>150323659
Zhegrova is Serbian.

>>150324269
Lads, I am really euphoric

Swiss looking people folks!

Kosowo jest Polskie

>>150324376
Yes.

>>150317897
>>150317920
>>150317884
This sounds like Leeds may have made a mistake. We’re meant to be paying £18m for him. No one has ever heard of him and apparently it’s quite open that he has failed numerous medicals

>>150324478
Yeah, if you have any intention of staying up this season then you shouldn’t be after paper mache players like that. Worst part being that it’s not even like it is some special player on the occasion that he is fit. Sunderland has been doing much better with their signings in that respect.

>Fabio Miretti has chosen to STAY at Juventus. During the summer there were several interests, but it was Napoli that moved more concretely. The contacts started in June and Juventus had put him on the market, albeit reluctantly, to help find the necessary resources to help the budget. This was the case until August 9, when the player announced his intention to stay and play his cards in Turin. "Fabio arrived in Turin at the age of nine,”explains agent Branchini, “and for him a path like Marchisio's could be repeated".
- CDS

>>150324597
Well that's decent I guess
But how are we ending up with the same lineup from 3 years ago lmao

Milik (return unspecified)

I wouldn’t go to France

>>150324619
Grimolli spending €100m+ to recreate a team that finished 4th :skullemoji:

New Baumgartner Restoration video is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiYM0SJ3EU8

>>150324650
Whassup Mohamed

You will never drink vinho Verde with gio at miradouro santa catarina and get harassed by nafris trying to sell you "hachis"

>Tudor is considering adjusting his formation! The Croatian could change the attack, to make way for the return of Kolo Muani. Instead of two attacking midfielders/wingers behind the striker, Tudor could play with two strikers (David-Kolo Muani) and one attacking midfielder behind them (Yildiz). The odd man out would be Conceicao.
Based Grimolli will spend over €50m on wingers only for them to not play

>>150324783
Please kill this croatian retard please please please

>>150324753
better musical taste than /serieass/ retards

>>150324800
richfags here listen to trap and rap music
poorfags listen to neomelodic shitalian trahs

>>150324797
Umm but he drove to Turin :^) he bleeds black and white. fwiw I think Znegruva can probably do fine as an inside forward because he poses an actual goal threat (if >we do sign him) but I think Conceicao will end up on the bench soon even if Tumor keeps the 3-4-2-1

>>150324783
>to make way for the return of Kolo Muani. Instead of two attacking midfielders/wingers behind the striker, Tudor could play with two strikers (David-Kolo Muani)
one of the most grim things you will read this summer

>trap and rap
>music

>>150324845
Drake mogs any shitalian artist by 95902345897

Randal Kolo Muani = Renault kangoo
Dusan Vlahovic = Pegaso Z-102

>>150324941
negruani is a horse and cart without the horse

OH OH LITTLE LLOYD KELLY
OH OH LITTLE LLOYD KELLY
OH OH OH

>>150325127
Douglas Luiz is gone for 30m, your honest reaction as a rater?

>>150325279
Looks like you can't tell us apart

>>150325319
Ok, answer me this then:
Rabiot or O’Reily?

>>150325279
For just 30m? Isn't that like a 10-15m minusvalenza? Wtf

CALCIOOOO is almost upon us, so drop your predictions fras

>League Winners
>Champions League spots
>Europa League spots
>Conference League spots
>Relegated
>Most surprising team
>Most disappointing team
>Top Scorer
>MVP of the Season
>Best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward
>Best Young Player
>Best Signing of the season
>Biggest Flop signing
>First coach to get sacked
>RuganI Award Recipient (Shilled young Italian defender)

>>150325350
Oh wait it's even worse, it's a loan with option to buy, this doesn't even let >us replace him since >we didn't technically sell him
what the fuck

>>150325349
Rabiot is decent but I don't like him and if shit hasn't changed he wants some insane amounts of money that he wouldn't be worth paying, I dunno who O'Reily is at all and he's definitely a meme but he has a funny name

>>150325349
Rabiot if >we had a non schizo coach on the bench but it's probably going to be O'Reilly since the zingaro wants his attacking midfielders

>Pecco Bagnaia is getting kicked out of Ducati
kekekekeke shitalians in shambles

>>150325363
It actually makes sense, if it had been a loan with an obligation to buy you would have had to record in this season’s books. On the other hand with a conditional obligation (which essentially starts as an option to buy) you can record it in next one, and therefore avoid a minusvalenza. From what I read, Douglas’ value for next season will be around €28–29 million which means that this will turn into a plusvalenza

>>150325279
cant wait to replace him with a chelsea gigashitter

>>150325351
ded league

anyways i'll post mine

>League Winners
Nabule
>Champions League spots
(Nabule), Inter, Milan, Roma
>Europa League spots
Jjust, Lazio
>Conference League spots
Atalanta
>Relegated
Cremonese, Lecce, Pisa
>Most surprising team
Parma
>Most disappointing team
La Viola
>Top Scorer
God knows...Lautaro??
>MVP of the Season
Kevin de Bruyne
>Best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward
Svilar, Buongiorno,
>Best Young Player
Assane Diao
>Best Signing of the season
Kevin de Bruyne
>Biggest Flop signing
Conceicao
>First coach to get sacked
Di Fra
>RuganI Award Recipient (Shilled young Italian defender)
Ghilardi

>Small clarification, since I’m seeing a lot of inaccuracies.Zhegrova is NOT injury prone. Towards the end of the 23/24 season, he suffered from pubalgia. The management of the injury was anything but impeccable and led to surgery (which they tried to avoid).
>He suffered from Pubalgia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150325491
Funny you mention that because he's getting replaced by this Chukwuemeka fella

>>150325351
>>League Winners
Printer
>>Champions League spots
Printer, Juve, Roma and Napoli
>>Europa League spots
Lazio
>>Conference League spots
Atalanta
>>Relegated
Lecce, Cremonese and Pisa
>>Most surprising team
Genoa
>>Most disappointing team
Como
>>Top Scorer
David
>>MVP of the Season
De Bruyne
>>Best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward
Svilar, Bremer, McTominay and Kolo Muani
>>Best Young Player
Yildiz
>>Best Signing of the season
Beukema
>>Biggest Flop signing
Noa Land
>>First coach to get sacked
Juric
>>RuganI Award Recipient (Shilled young Italian defender)
Comuzzo

Now that Krstovic fucked off to Atalanta, Lecce only has one centre forward: the seventeen-year-old Camarda.

>>150325628
>17yo
>already with a fucked up hairline
Damn

>Pooiz finally gone
now we need to get rid of Floopmeiners

fantacomfy status?

>>150325556
realized I forgot the best midfielder and forward, should be Yildiz and Lautaro
>>150325598
some good shouts there, I didn't put Dildiz as young player oty because I could have sworn he won it already, but Beans apparently did? I have almost 0 memory of this

Boniface is literally a top4 strikers in the world, If Allegri even draws or loses a single match this season we will be talking about the biggest fallimento in human history

>>150325351
>League Winners
Napooli
>Champions League spots
Jjust, sfinter and bbilan
>Europa League spots
Bofogna and Riomma
>Conference League spots
who cares
>Relegated
Lecce, Cream on ese, Pisa
>Most surprising team
Cagliari
>Most disappointing team
Lazio
>Top Scorer
Lautaro
>MVP of the Season
McTominay again
>Best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward
Svilar, Buongiorno, Ricci, Lautaro
>Best Young Player
Yildiz
>Best Signing of the season
Baturina
>Biggest Flop signing
Lang
>First coach to get sacked
Juric
>RuganI Award Recipient (Shilled young Italian defender)
Fortini

>>150325556
>>150325703
You both give 2 EL spots, are all the sites wrong in giving 4 CL tickets, 1 EL ticket and 1 ECL play-off ticket?

>>150325712
1 EL spot is from Coppa Shitalia

>>150325731
Ooh, of course, cheers.

Hope Roma and Go Ahead Eagles draw eachother. Would be cool.

>>150325692
Literally always injured + plays the coppa d'africa, basically they bought him nothing (shitalian media will say it's kurpa de alekre that he's injured and possibly that he's nigerian too btw)

>>150325745
this image is wrong, neverlands' teams should be in the THC pot

Toro, toro, toro, 'minio

>>150325765
Three refballers that deserve to get jailed for stealing respectively an Euro with an offside goal and a WC with a missing penalty for Australia

>>150325351
>League Winners
not jj
>Champions League spots
jj,
>Relegated
also jj
>Most surprising team
jj but in a bad way
>Most disappointing team
jj
>Top Scorer
krstovic
>MVP of the Season
gronbaek
>Best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward
falcons,palestra,locatelli,krstovic
>Best Young Player
palestra
>Best Signing of the season
gronbaek
>Biggest Flop signing
david/muani/kalulu/conceicao/mario
>First coach to get sacked
son of whore
>RuganI Award Recipient (Shilled young Italian defender)
pastoni

>>150325769
>Roma and Atalanta above Milan and Juve
how

>>150325769
What did Cremonese do to not even deserve a pink box for first place? Did their board members perhaps piss on Opta's cables?

>>150325778
Calcio-ELO cannot account for DNA

Portuguese full-back João Calcio-ELO

>>150325769
if Como doesn't at least fight for the conference league spot it's the failure of the decade.

>>150325676
Going all in on Norton-bussy and italianoball

What is the difference between the FVMP and QA?

>Wanner was available for 15m
kys grimolli

>>150325906
need Nelson 'the Viper' Weiper in Serie Ass badly desu, Jj or otherwise.

you know remember the okakafor better than thurdam posts

>>150325888
QA (Quotazione Attuale) is the current price
FVMp, which means 'customised Fantasy Market Value (calculated on a scale of 1000) is used to establish a player's price or the release cost of a player in private leagues

>>150325935
You just know Maurizio and his spreadsheets were involved with this number magic, thanks!

>>150325351
>final standing
1 milan
2 napoli
3 inter
4 juve
5 roma
6 fiorentina
7 lazio

>top/flop players
i dont care

>>150325769
reminder that these predictions are always total trash in the pre season

>best signing of the season
Gesus Rodriguez, getting stripped next year

>>150326025
True, but they are provocative

>>150324478
a leeds poster in MY /seriea/ ?!?!?!?
a tad too close for comfort

https://youtu.be/Sz4sC2Q3WQE?si=gE-QGKCaoHPn8Xn6

my boy’s debut for rm, as a starter. he will be their captain one day and will raise the ucl to the moon because he simply is a predestined. still nothing compared to nicolo fagioli’s own future. the mottard-jewntolo untermenschlichkeit has been non ironically more devastating than farsopolel, bacause back then ibra has been the only player with a career ahead they lost. anyway, is hjulmand at la continassa already? why i don’t see him on the official website’s 1st team squad?

>>150325351
>>League Winners
Napoli
>>Champions League spots
(Napoli), juve, inter, roma
>>Europa League spots
Milan, viola
>>Conference League spots
atalanta
>>Relegated
cremonese, pisa, udine
>>Most surprising team
Viola
>>Most disappointing team
atalanta
>>Top Scorer
David
>>MVP of the Season
Leao (3rd top goal scorer / most assists)
>>Best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward
Meret, di lorenzo, jashari, david
>>Best Young Player
Lucca
>>Best Signing of the season
Jashari
>>Biggest Flop signing
Boniface
>>First coach to get sacked
Parma
>>RuganI Award Recipient (Shilled young Italian defender)
Idk

Lorenzo Lucca
Date of birth: 10 September 2000 (age 24)
Fenomo status: baby in Italy

>>150326335
Am not the toothpaste flag that seemingly hates your guts, just surprised he's already 24. I thought he was like 21 with the way he's talked about.

I just woke up from a nap and dreamt about the next jJ signing that will shake /seriea/ permanently

>>150325351
>>League Winners
nabule
>>Champions League spots
inter juve milan
>>Europa League spots
lazio
>>Conference League spots
viola
>>Relegated
sas verona pisa
>>Most surprising team
torino
>>Most disappointing team
atalanta
>>Top Scorer
david
>>MVP of the Season
mctominay
>>Best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward
mynan prostata paz lucca
>>Best Young Player
chancellors
>>Best Signing of the season
david
>>Biggest Flop signing
el aynaouni
>>First coach to get sacked
juric
>>RuganI Award Recipient (Shilled young Italian defender)
ghiliardi

>>150326370
>I thought he was like 21 with the way he's talked about.
Lol same but still young for italian standards

>>150326370
>>150326440
Mind you he was like 21 when people started talking about him. To put into perspective

>2016-17: playing in Promozione at 16 (6th tier of Italian football)
>2017-18: Vicenza in Serie C
>2019-21: Palermo in Serie D then C (13 goals in 27 apps the 20-21 season, this is when he started getting attention)
>2021-22: Pisa in Serie B
>2022-23 Ajax & Jong Ajax
>2023-25: Udinese

>he got a new number instead
grim

Why not #1?

>>150326538
Saving it for Joel Drommel :)

>>150326549
Had a mare last week against his parent club, but this weekend he was one of the best Spartans on the field against Utrecht!

Colour me impressed with how you always manage to unearth these literally who's in your posts.

PABLO LONGORIA SPEAKS OF "AN EVENT OF EXTREME VIOLENCE, SOMETHING UNPRECEDENTED" IN THE RABIOT-ROWE AFFAIR IN RENNES!

>>150325762
What a bad move from tare

>>150325351
>League Winners
bbilan
>Champions League spots
Inter Napoli Roma
>Europa League spots
JjUST bologna
>Conference League spots
Atalanta
>Relegated
Cremonese, Lecce, Pisa
>Most surprising team
Verona
>Most disappointing team
Atalanta
>Top Scorer
Vlahovic IF
>MVP of the Season
Politano like always
>Best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward
Savic, Buongiorno, Sucic, Immobile
>Best Young Player
Pio esposito
>Best Signing of the season
Kevin de Bruyne
>Biggest Flop signing
Jonathan David
>First coach to get sacked
Juric
>RuganI Award Recipient (Shilled young Italian defender)
Palestra

>foreign anons know about Palestra
based

TIL there's footballers called Palestra and Gym City

>>150326616
Vai Arthur

Boniface is at the very least, very cute. similar physiognomy to Mr. Popo and celebrates with a sense of whimsy uncommon in modern footy

>>150326538
Because Perin is a cunt

>>150325351
>>League Winners
Nabule
>>Champions League spots
Milan
Roma
Inter
Juventus (5th spot thanks to ranking)
>>Europa League spots
Bologna
Genoa
>>Conference League spots
Lazio
>>Relegated
Cremonese
Lecce
Cagliari
>>Most surprising team
Genoa
>>Most disappointing team
Atalanta
>>Top Scorer
Dovbyk
>>MVP of the Season
KDB
>>Best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward
Maignan
Estupinian
KDB (Carboni after him)
Dovbyk
>>Best Young Player
Assane Diao
>>Best Signing of the season
KDB
>>Biggest Flop signing
Krstovic
>>First coach to get sacked
Juric
>>RuganI Award Recipient (Shilled young Italian defender)
Bertola (Udinese)

Atalanta is going to finish top2 mark my words

the only reason Atalanta shoulndn't be listed as most disappointing team is that everyone expects them to fail miserably

>>150326843
And they won't, Juric is one of Gasperini's disciples and he will do just as well at Atalanta as his master. The reason why he didn't work out at Roma is because of shitty environment

Memo to self: add "Curpa d'aambiente" to Riomma's wheel of excuses

I've been reading Ultim'ora comment sections for weeks and I noticed some things
>Milan fans are for the most part pro-Israel
>Juve fans are mixed between the two
>Inter fans are pro Palestine
What do you guys think about this?

>>150326951
cba, fuck off back to X and never come back
roito

where's the fanta link? about to enter with Feeta Squad for the 3rd time

>>150326998
See >>150315526

>>150327003
thenks fren

>>150326995
Not an answer

>>150315526
>we are so back

Renato Sony Veiga Pro 12 to Villareal

>Lukaku won't undergo surgery
I smell another Pogba

>>150327314
>I smell another Pogba
What about his injury situation?

Big festini when this hag dies

>>150327314
fatso was injured for three days and put on enough weight that he can't sneak past the operating room door

>>150327343
oops, looks like you forgot to add the decimal point inbetween the 2 and 5 anon

>>150327365
Y-Yeah h-hahahaha

>>150327314
Umtiti moment

I wouldn't go to Gaza City

Gaza City Stories

>>150327396
Gaza-what? What is it

>>150327343
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? That's circonvenzione d'incapace

of course the season the striker market is at peak spudity is same season Lazio are market blocked. God how I would love ship taty off to russia or brazil for 50 gazillion

https://x.com/stats_feed/status/1958052175071895921
At least Italy is free from the darkies right Melonifras

>>150327408
>russia
The Prem'er-Liga is no more, they switched to Crabcock

>>150327343
Don't they have Kean and Dzeko already?

>>150327453
and the viking rapist

>>150327343
>Run your coach out of town who got you EL football
>Sell your baby talento fullback for peanuts, might do the same with Stronglets
>Star signings were Dzeko and Parmalat’s 12th best midfielder
>€25m on a plusvalenza scam-tier player
I weep for my brother LaViolanon these guys are absolutely retarded

>>150326843
They're finishing 8th like 3 years ago when they changed the attack one season too late

if Littles is worth 25m+ bonuses Scamsuolo should unironically get 35m for Pinemounts

>>150327688
How will this affect Muttuidi's pricetag for Riomma?

Lloyd
I'm Mr. Lloyd
I have Rugani
For my own

>>150327343
>15 goals in 72 serie ass games in the last 2 years

this one goes out to all my players out there

Lloyd is better than rugani and kalulu you can cope all you want but it’s the truth

>>150327847
you're setting the bar very low

>>150327879
dont worry, they've got sancho :))

>Bailey injured
lol
lmao

I introduce to you George Lloyd

>>150327999
Is your grandma still alive or did she get carpet bombed by tori semitici?

joos wouldn't dare bomb my backyard without US support

>>150327999
Bit late to the party mate

>>150325692

I absolutely believe we are gonna win the league, just one more defender tare please

>>150328168
Triplete nazionale, not just the league. If Allegri misses out it's the biggest fallimentozzo since the total Palestinian defeat to tori semitici

Name a semitic toro not named Theodor Herzl

>>150328179
You also supported marquez over rossi right

>>150328194
Israel Katz

>>150328205
Who would ever support an overrated rider like Rossi over the best one like Marquez?

>>150328194
Franco Israel

>>150328207
wtf Gattibros there's another one!

>>150328194
Đovani Roso

>item about the fossil fuel industry in Aberdeen struggling because of Starmer's government on the evening news
>one of the men they talk too is wearing a Napoli kit and Dandies shorts

>>150326274
based med student

>>150328420
and the other guy is wearing a Dimarco wig too, how about that

highest iq in italian football

>>150327343
So Kean leaving?

lowest iq in italian football

>>150328643
He managed to build the best squad Serie A has ever seen with less than 10m, now it's in Allegri's hands to make sure he wins everything and sets all the records, if he doesn't we can safely and surely talk of the biggest, most relevant and humiliating fallimentozzo since Meloni's immigration politics

Shaqiri (former serie a player) master class incoming

>>150328643
This guy's forehead is so large he could receive a Danish citizenship honoris causa

>>150328684
Are you pro or against shitalian """"people"""" trying to sabotage the Shitaly - Bvllsrael match

>First mockup for the Juve away jersey 26/27: colour mockup and first clues. Tribute to the pink of the origins ("true pink") in a modern key. Trefoil kit. Other colours: black and off white. Possible texture (zebrated?). Various details to be defined.
Dangerous levels of sexo

>>150328717
Pink is a gay as fuck color and I vote Meloni btwbtbwbtbwbtwbtrbebweriotpujbhagpderfoiuj dsgeairfhoujp gjhoperdifaks

He finally managed to destroy the cables

>>150328684
Told you

>>150328700
Please, that guy’s forehead is micro even our womens are much larger.

>>150328717
third one might be kino too

Wtf, this was never announced was it? It looks so gud

>Piccoli to Fiore
>Zortea to Bologna
Casteddu bro’s?

lole what did riomma mean expect this transfer

>>150329102
>2 pages
grim

>>150329102
Another product of the Aston Villa fraud factory, like Douglas Ruiz. Emery is the Gasperini of the British Isles.

nothing like scrubbing your ass clean on a summer night

love being fresh

Soon.

Just returned from my slumber, any rumors or do I have to do all the work again?

>>150329334
Nene dorgeles to jJ

>>150329334
bad player to jj

>>150329334
Big Zirk to Jj

I have no pictures of Kalubu saved doe

>>150329457
good were making progress
now delete the copemeiners folder

Maybe once I'm done with my Fantabadge

tfw no one made a hello kitty societa sportiva fanta crest

>>150329514
I didn't want to mow the grass before you feet

>>150329536
I know what I have to do

Fixed it

>>150329514
gud suggestion i still need to update mine

>>150329620
Nice

>>150329102
ghisolfi had the second highest iq in /seriea/ but they couldnt see it

>>150313379
history has proven that nigrus born east of the French Alps can't play football, why do we carry on with this charade

>>150328946
grim hairstyle with a dome like that

soule+lucca or krstovic+gecko
or soule+gecko or kstovic+lucca

or castellanos+kuhn/adams

Celtic will come to regret that result at home

Hello Kitty Sardinia Island

It had been a couple days since I've been pooping solidly but now I had another liquid case. Very light brown too

>>150329920
the head shape itself is ok, its just the arctic hairline

So many cool shirts, but do we even have any players that can wear them?

>>150330256
no

I swear pajeets have some cultural taboo against eating fresh food
Hear on the news at werk that something like a dozen restaurants in my hometown got fined for food safety violations, radio announcer uses "takeout" as euphemism
Come back to my building, entire corridor reeks of fish that must've died back in the time of the British Raj and rotting vegetables
This country is finished, absolutely finished, it's over
They shat up Brampton and Surrey, they've shat up Toronto, Calgary and Vancouver, they've shat up Mont Tremblant and Banff, they've even shat up Prince Edward Island and Green Gables, now they're demanding the right to shit up Quebec without the inconvenience of having to ask où est la rue designée instead of asking where is designated street saar in English
We joke about nigrus but I would rather live in the the middle of the Congo surrounded by feral jungle kangz than in India, or, increasingly, here

can Asllani please just fucking go, fucking go nigga I don't care where just leave fuck off

can https://www.transfermarkt.be/juventus-fc/startseite/verein/506 please just fucking go, fucking go nigga I don't care where just leave fuck off

>>150330268
Opinion on the jeet shaker?

>>150313640
when a team starts zamperining their way through managers you know the managers aren't the problem, see jewventus for instance

Asllucena

>>150329620
class lad

>>150330376
Based and likely effective, but already too late
Nonetheless, they should be teaching kids how to build them in high school shop and home ec classes across the country
This place is only fit for particularly ugly dogs and Printer fans now

>>150330324
torino is latest rumour. hope we put resale clause if he does well

>Rabiot has offered himself to Chiellini (No not like that). Comolli is pushing for ORiley. Rabiot has also been offered to Inter.
- Pedo Allah

new game on PS+ and it's Ubishit

for me its listening to german black metal and playing Company of Heroes skirmishes until 4am

I fell for the afternoon nap meme

>>150330511
sadly everyone involved died and the club had to sign lookman instead
>>150331125
Openda is quality but I doubt he wants to come to Jj after tifosi were calling him a negru on instagram after the Bremer injury

Hey Lois

Sleep tight /serieoreilly/

Lloyd K'eilly

>>150331125
finished club ,ded sborrt, kys grimolli etc

>>150331125
>Openda
I have the nickname ready to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUH154pVtxQ

>sell heskey for beans for an extra credito
>accidentally make my team too good
i need to stop tinkering now

>>150330256
Koopmeiners (after his mediocre loan spell to Fiorentina in January 2026) or Arek Milik

Who is this "Milik" people keep 'tioning?

>>150330256
These shirts are VERY good, which makes me even sadder knowing how shit the team will likely be

>>150331125
>Paris Saint-Germain are trying to raise the asking price for Randal Kolo Muani, so while Juventus remain confident, they also ask after Nicolas Jackson and Lois Openda.
So what you're saying is that negotiations are... opendended?

>>150331125
>can't afford Renault Kangoo anymore therefore the club will be looking to buy two players more expensive than the frenchie
Let me guess, the source is Pedoallah or Schira?

>>150330256
>>150331748
Agree, especially since I've gotten used to seeing poop-tier work from adidas in recent years
Macron is a mixed bag this year, I posted Udinese over here
>>150312636
but I like Bologna's this year, pretty schizo really

Oh shit

>>150332184
Qrd?

>>150332196
Nothing much except that this could be a hint on where the next game is set. Considering fans have been asking for Japan since ever I guess they listened

>>150332245
I now remember the Japan-set tracks in Driveclub

>>150332254
Japan + the seasons feature could be very kino, I just hope the map will be well balanced between the urban locations and the more rural ones

>finally watched all the newly announced games at Gamescom
>the only thing that looks interesting is Valor Mortis

it's all so tiresome

FOR THE KING FOR THE LAND FOR THE MOUNTAINS
FOR THE GREEN PITCHES WHERE HELLAS PLAY
FOR THE GLORY THE POWER TO WIN THE NEGRU
I WILL SEARCH FOR THE CALCIO BALL

>>150332287
I mostly just wish the cities were actually city-sized for once with specific districts and parks and all that. So often they feel like villages with simply larger buildings. Make driving out to the rolling hills feel like an actual journey.

I know it won't happen but Horizon caters so much to the ADHD crowd that I just feel tired looking at it. Just like all those crazy gacha game trailers these days. But my lord, please do something about actually having meaningfull and rewarding progression.

>>150332301
Absolum and Keeper look gud too. And I like the look of Onimusha as well.

>>150332346
this nigga listenin' to Rhapsody you aight li'l nigga

>>150332350
I agree, but I’m afraid that nowadays achieving something like that is almost impossible. Considering production costs, and in the case of Forza Horizon, also the licensing costs for the cars, it’s hard to imagine a game with such a well detailed map.
Ironically, The Crew comes close, but it feels soulless since the cities are empty (not that FH is much better in that regard).
Maybe FH6, if it really is set in Japan, could be a great starting point. I doubt they’d be foolish enough not to include an urban area that covers most of the map.
>But my lord, please do something about actually having meaningfull and rewarding progression.
I doubt they can go back from this progression system. FH and similar games are designed with multiplayer mode in mind, developers are almost forced to make cars more accessible to all players. Without that, you’d end up with nerds who pour hours and hours into the game using meta cars, while casual players would have little chance to compete against them.
They could remove the spin wheels or make them only give money/various boosts, but that wouldn’t completely solve the problem

>>150330256
>tfw you know they always project a 10/10 first kit for next season but it always ends up with some disgusting fucked up striped desing
fuck you adidas

Milan chads the finances are looking bueno

A fan: “I will get your signature tattooed on my arm.”

Kenan Yıldız: “Please don’t do that. Don’t ever get a tattoo. Because a tattoo is a sin, and the sin would be attributed to me.”

>>150336959
Iuliano mentioned

>can't believe an injury prone player got injured
t. Massara

>>150336684
>2001/02
>2000/01
weren't those the seasons when Milan had their youth players juggling between Inter and themselves to cook the books and settle each other's unsustainable debts?

Congrats to CR7 who overcame everything, alcoholic dad, poor, literally swept floors, and begged McDonald’s workers for burgers after games

Messi got red carpet treatment the entire way, Masia and free drugs at 12

He’d be working for Yamal getting tossed if it wasn’t for that!

>Inter Milan are reportedly set to invest a total of €80 million in a midfielder and a defender before the transfer window closes.

#wearesorich

dont like the latest mids thats rumoured.

>Bailey out for at least a month
wew

>Adrien Rabiot and Jonathan Rowe engaged in a 10-minute ‘street fight’ at Marseille after Rulli lashed out at Rowe in Spanish. Rabiot punched Rowe first, who then hit back, prompting security intervention. Darryl Bakola, a 17-year-old, fainted during the melee.
CALCIO

>>150337267
>Darryl Bakola, a 17-year-old, fainted during the melee.

lmao what a girl

>>150337267
>Rabiot
Mama's boy finally fighting back? Is the feet enjoyer sonbasket era over? Can he finally return to JJ?

Turn Continassa into a dojo and get Rabiotto back

Continassa but it's a Dark Type Pokemon Gym (Dark because slavs are evil and criminals)

tfw monTORO was a better choice than my neighbour tudoro

*faints*

The fainting goat or myotonic goat is an American breed of goat. It is characterised by myotonia congenita, a hereditary condition that may cause it to stiffen or fall over when excited or startled.

>>150326106
>>150324588
He’s come to Leeds and has been spotted outside Greggs after the medical. We are so fucked

>According to CorSport PSG has stunned Juventus with a demand of €70M to let Kolo Muani go. The Parisian club's goal, in fact, is to avoid a capital loss (the original cost was 57). The Bianconeri, for their part, would prefer to acquire the Frenchman for €45M.
If this is true I would pull the plug now and never buy from psg again except to tell Mayulu to run his contract down. ‘Capital Loss’, your club president is chairman of the ECF that shit doesn’t exist for you fook off

Business idea for LW: Andreas Schjelderup
Right footed left winger. Would cost around the same as Sancho but not on ridiculous wages and he's not a lazy negru

>Juventus and Atlético Madrid talks for Nico González remain ongoing, but there’s still a big gap between the clubs. Juventus want €25-30M to avoid a loss, while Atlético are stuck at around €15M.
Just fucking let him go even for free ffs

>>150337842
>Andreas Schjelderup
beast in FM

Roma should buy McKennie, no injuries whatsoever and he can play in multiple roles, perfect as a stopgap in case of Roma's ever so common injury crises

Good day /seriea/, I just had a daydream of many great signings coming our way

Jj Armani partnership is up

>>150337980
Nova music festival looks like that?>>150337249
*buys rabiot*

>>150338046
But show me the flour partner

>>150337980
milk

>>150338113
Visit Detroit, I heard you can find the best of flours in Michigan

>>150336684
>>150337069
beat me to it
and 2012 was when Barbara Berlusconi cancelled all the contracts and sold all the players and sodomized Milan for the next 10 years
record positive balances at Milan have historically corresponded with on-pitch cuckings

We got another twitch streamer

>>150338294
>those graphics
lol

>>150338268
kurp d barbara
Simply put Berlusconi had to cover for many losses and he didn't need to use bbilan anymore to gain votes from the mid-poor classes

>>150338294
boniface? More like bouncyeye

>Un saluto a tutti, grazie per tutto
Fanta absolutely rekt

>Rabiot and Rowe fought for 10 minutes in the Merdseille dressing room
Even I didn't think that he was THAT retarded

>>150338625
Name 3 players that would be that retarded in your eyes

>>150338643
Leao, Zaniolo and Lautardo

>Torino set to sign Asllani: 1.5M loan + 12 option to buy
>Lecce are signing Jamil Siebert from fortuna Dusseldorf. The 2002-born defender will arrive for 4.5M
>Piccoli joins Fiorentina for 25+2M and 10% resale. He's now their joint most expensive signing alongside Nico Gonzalez
>Pafundi to Sampdoria from Udinese is almost done
>No Parma for Gio Reyna. The american is joining Monchengladbach for 3.5M
>Kevin Lasagna returns to Hellas and is expected to join Padova in the next days
>Cagliari are looking into Atalanta's winger Palestra to replace Zortea
>Napoli are advancing for Hojlund.Other alternative is Dovbik. The club is also waiting for Leipzig approval for the return of Elmas.
>Ben Godfrey is joining Sheffield united from Atalanta on loan

>>150338699
>>Piccoli joins Fiorentina for 25+2M and 10% resale. He's now their joint most expensive signing alongside Nico Gonzalez
This club used to be considered as one of the seven sisters of Serie A

>>150338664
It is so blatantly obvious that you dont even know Rafael

>>150338735
Let's say Kyle Walker instead then

>>150338718
It has more rights to be considered one of the sisters than Palestinentus

>>150338664
I believe it and can see it happen in front of my eyes without much effort

>>150338755
Acerbi

Reminder Palestinentus formerly known as Juventus supports and encourages Arabs across the world to behead children and drink their blood

free (you)s from the spaz? done

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JDDh51Ke5Mc

i won't do the fanta this year, hope you'll follow his advice

Listening to fat people and/or those with crooked teeth?

>>150338735
The fashion ateliers in Milan know all about Lmao, enough said

>Former Fortuna Sittard player arrested for drug lab in South-Brabant village: 'I cry in my cell, I don't like the people there'
More ammo for the narcolands poster

Ammo Ihattaren

>>150338718
Mind you this is the same club that not even three years ago spent around 15M for Nzola after he scored 13 goals for Spezia (which followed a season with 2 goals scored and one wirh 11)

>>150338861
Ironically just signed for Fortuna Sittard

>if you support Israel over terrorists you are a schizo
Absolute state of this thread

Calcio /biz/ idea: fantacomfy team named Fortuna Niggard, with a squad assembled at minimal cost to save money

>>150338839
>this kind of forethought
I don't even have to look it up to know which kind of duccio we are talking about

chukuweze might go in favor of rayan but this this team should be enough to win the league

>>150338871
I think it has more to do with you bossing the mongoloid of the year awards for 6 years running

So vlahovic will stay at jj this season?

>>150338973
No he will leave Palestinentus for Allegri

I thought the general consensus is, that in the mudslimes vs kikes fight, there are no winners and the rest of the world loses
But I do wish all of them would just eradicate themselves

>>150338984
Israel = winners, rule the world, rich as fuck
Palestine = losers, beggars, think the world conspire against them, poor as fuck = Palestinentus formerly known as Juventus

>>150338997
>losers, beggars, think the world conspire against them, poor as fuck
sounds awfully like inter to be perfectly honest with you family

>>150338699
>Pafundi to Sampdoria


sold to make room for Iker bravo lmao, don't complain if the NT never goes to the World Cup again

>>150339006
Inter won more trophies in the last 10 than Palestinentus did aka Israel = Inter
>hihihibi Inter are da joos aka le bad
Spoken like a true fucking poorfag but from your filthy nation of toilet cleaners and genocide apologists I won't expect anything else

>>150339006
don't feed the spaz, thank you

> no more space after the meme arrow
yeah I think this infinite spaces after quote could work too

>>150339021
I'm sorry, he always begs for (You)'s so hard I had to give him one

>>150339015
Bravo is good, it's in the surname

We just Israel Palestine graffiti at work. What's going on now? Just the regular old gaza genocide ?

>>150338953
What happend to lmao center forward arc

Calcio and/or vidya news?

New BF6 build has been uploaded to BF labs btw.

>Kristjan Asllani is ready to leave #Inter.

ok so leave???? hello??????? operator??

>>150339189
i prefer 4-3-3 but yeah we could also have something like gimenez+pulisic or leao+boniface

So?

>>150339231
You know how many totally starving children that money could've fed! Haven't you seen the totally not AI generated videos and pictures of Palestinian children as thin as a sheet of paper?!? Palestinentus will remind you that by showing you hundreds of pictures of its marvelous fans, jobless factory workers who just like Palestinians are also starving to death. The key difference in this case is that Palestianins are faking it with propaganda, filthy shitalian factory workers supporting Palestinentus aren't.

Well at least he's found a new buzzword to spam, huh

>>150338699
>Pafundi to Sampdoria from Udinese is almost done
PANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

scouting viola fanta products tonight

>>150339231
just youtube scouted him. looks okay and suitable for chivus footy.

comments were lot of people hoping its not another kondogbia.

>>150339425
Kondogbia was levels above Pogba when he joined Inter, if he had a good team around him he would've become the best midfielder in Europe

>>150339425
Define chivus footy

>>150339452
very straight forward. he wants players who can beat people 1v1.

>>150339465
Intrasting

>>150339465
I bet he also wants his team to score more goals than the opponents

>>150339441
Gresko was levels above Thuram when he joined Inter, if he had a good team around him he would've become the best fullback in Europe

>>150339513
maybe my biggest worry is how it works in ucl games.

>>150339581
Don't need to score goles when you are Unplayable™

>>150339581
3-5-2, man marking and 1v1 style across the board? it looked alright in the UCL final

>>150339441
I just remembered how the albo shilled conti for a whole season

For me, it's Levski Sofia's Brazilian leftback Wenderson Tsunami

God what a boring day.. I look forward to the Viola's game, that's how bored I am

>>150339581
I think that tactic still stands, I think he should tell them not to concede 5 goals in a single match, Inzaghi probably didn't

>>150339581
I prefer to lose in the round of 16 in the CL but win in Italy

>>150339775
yeah also im giving more time since inter is buying younger players. hope chivu can keep improving too.

>>150339796
More time for what? Chivu has no excuse if not to win triplete with the highest paid, highest valued team in Italy and the 3rd best by stats in Europe.

>>150339796
Honestly, none of the new players fully convince me. I just hope Bonny and Pio do better than those shitters Correa and Taremi.

>>150339721
One of my irl friends is Bulgarian and knows him personally

What would you do if the FIGC president was recorded drinking heavily with one political party members and singing songs with them, one made famous by the late great John "The Pope" Paul 2?

>movements nerfed
I coomed

>>150340138
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>>150340138
>no server browser
1 step forward 2 steps back

from the ashes of Acquanegra and TerronTerror now Terunia has come to reclaim the fantacomfy, prepare your angus

>>150340270
Movement mechanics have been adjusted to create a more balanced and traditional Battlefield experience. Momentum, especially horizontal speed, carried from a slide into a jump has been reduced. There is now a greater penalty for consecutive jumps, which lowers jump height when jumps are spammed. Firing while jumping or sliding will result in increased inaccuracy. These changes are designed to make sliding and jumping more situational, so they are no longer ideal options for engaging in gunfights, and will contribute to a gameplay pace that rewards skillful movement without becoming too fast or unpredictable.
Parachute physics have also been re-tuned, with reduced initial acceleration when opening the parachute for more controlled aerial movement.

>>150340280
They didn't completely shut down the idea so I'm very lightly holding my breath

>>150340292
Nice, one problems with the parachutes which I hope they will "fix" is the travel distance

>>150339822
i like pew and sucic. luis has been ok.

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>>150340309
Oh also, any mention on defibrillator nerfs or anything like that?

>>150340302
How do you lightly hold your breath? You either hold it or you don't know? You can't be lightly pregnant, you either are or you're not

>A California resident has tested positive for the plague. Health officials believe they caught the disease from being bitten by an infected flea while camping.
We're so back lockdownbros!

who the fug is diouf
marmotta…where is my ccb

>We’re making targeted adjustments to deliver a more consistent and rewarding gunplay experience. This includes a general pass on recoil and tap-fire characteristics across all weapons, further emphasizing their unique feel and improving range differentiation. We’ve also made changes to encourage more controlled tap-firing and burst-firing, rewarding precision and weapon mastery. Additionally, the M87A1 shotgun now requires more pellets to secure a kill. We are investigating the Time-to-Kill and Time-to-Death experiences, and we will share an update if definitive changes are made in these areas.
A shotgun is supposed to be OP by definition especially in cqc why nerf it lol
Just give the assault class some sort of debuf that isn't just ammo if they want to carry two primary weapon

>>150340384
Everything as long as I won't have to watch Lazio this season

An Italian Lazio supporter in my /seriea/? The spreadsheets haven't mentioned this...

>According to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, there’s an average of seven cases of human plague reported annually in the United States. The infection is caused by the bacteria Yersinia pestis and is spread to humans through infected flea bites or contact with infected animals.
>7 cases a year

>>150340457
I'm here since 2020...

>>150340469
So it's a nothing burger, what's their xSchoolShootings

>>150340457
>he didn't know about the anti-jony poster
keep up

>>150340474
Anne Frankesque hiding abilities

>>150340483
The fact that they even have plague cases is concering though. Not sure if we had any in this century, at least in Poland.
>xSchoolShootings
Off the charts brother

>>150340138
but enough about Mazingaro

WE PLAY IN THREE DAYS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>Di Gregorio personally asked McKennie for the number 16 jersey because his late father was very fond of that number.
>The American midfielder immediately accepted and decided to give up his shirt number.

>>150338353
the version I remember reading at the time in the prestiogious Cazzata dello Spork was that Barbara finally put her foot down and made Babbo Berlù stop bankrupting the family business to buy himself presents like Ronaldinho and Ibrahim Zlatanovich on transfer deadline day every year
This is not a political comment but it is interesting ya know how Berlusconi seemed to have this very deep-seated desire to be appreciated and even loved by the fans, it may point to daddy issues. M had a father who only came home from the bar to beat him, and he was similar
or I could be totally misreading it and it was all never anything but investment calculated to distract people from headlines about the bunga bunga parties

So bbilan is paying Lecce 75000 von der keanbux for every camarda appearance

>>150340674
>sell every striker
>forced to play the balding child
>rake in free money from bbilan
I respect the hustle

>>150340674
How much is that per follicle?

>>150340674
>terroni with money
*shudder*.........

>>150340669
No, he had to stop pouring money into Milan because of Mondadori and other tax fraud related issues.

>>150340674
It's their only striker now kek

Move here to get visions about your club's next signing:
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>>150340729
Quite true, but the judgment in the caso Mondadori came down in 2009 and Silvio kept buying "surprises" for Milan on deadline day for 2 years after that
then Barbara - who was already de facto running Fininvest - joined the Milan board of directors in 2011 and allegedly it was she who insisted on cutting the wage bill and stopping the big transfer spending, if you trust the Gazzetta
all that being said, I also feel Galliani started losing his mojo around 2013-15, I can't forget Kevin Constant, Fernando Torres, Maxi Lopez, Valter Birsa, Urby Emanuelson...

>>150340674
75000 €/game * 38 games that’s 2.850 million €