Thread 150312975

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>>150290192

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News
Helmut Marko expects Max Verstappen to "reconsider" Red Bull if 2026 not a success
Max Verstappen outlines approach to attacking Red Bull performance slump
Max Verstappen says Red Bull needs "rebuilding” before return to title-winning form
Yuki Tsunoda's Red Bull F1 future "open" until post-summer break review
David Coulthard warns McLaren rivalry will "boil over" as he opens up on Mika Hakkinen relationship
McLaren is keeping score on upgrades amid Oscar Piastri-Lando Norris F1 title fight
Oscar Piastri won't give up wins for safe points in 2025 F1 title fight
Lando Norris reveals his first love was motorcycle racing: "My hero was Valentino Rossi"
Ralf Schumacher gives brutal verdict on Lance Stroll's F1 future if Aston Martin wants success
Ralf Schumacher calls out Lewis Hamilton "theatrics" amid Ferrari adaptation struggles
Esteban Ocon gives fans opportunity to design his Brazilian GP helmet
Williams has exceeded 2025 expectations for Carlos Sainz despite 'frustrating' results
FIA still working on new F1 rules to prevent "unnatural things" on-track in 2026

gimi

afternoon lads

gimi

Nico Hülkenberg celebrates his 38th birthday today.
Say something nice about him.

>Esteban Ocon gives fans opportunity to design his Brazilian GP helmet
What should >we make Estiebestie's helmet?

>>150313002
He is a podium finisher

>>150313003
a drawing of him literally shitting on Alonso

>>150313002
he's basically dutch

Max Furstappen :3

I miss the fella so so much.

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/inside-michael-schumacher-controversial-gp2-test/

>>150313002
He's unironically one of the best drivers on the current grid.

>>150313018
Sainz needs one good result and everyone will go back to saying he should be in a top car.

Netherlands next

>>150313032
I feel like he might have lost a step last year. In 2023 he was barely talked about but his quali laps were insane.

>>150313032
He's also married with a kid so he might be the least homosex

>Horner
>Checo
>Bottas
CadiCHADS rise up

>>150313048
Funny thing is those are likely bongs

>>150313065
If they have a car as good as the Red Bull last year the fight for P8 in the WCC will be something to behold.

>>150313065
vale_ultras we are BACK

>>150313065
>Three washed old men
Grim

>>150313092
You want them to be stinky?

>>150313074
That older guy is the creator of Blender btw

>>150313111
fuck, i was going to make that post, you were quicker
my joke was implying that he was stinky

>>150313116
You siesta you lose

más gimi por favor señor

>>150313030
>British journalists trying ro not use the word "controversial" in an article about Schumacher challenge: impossible

>>150313127
yo no gusta siesta

LOUD NOISES

>>150312975 (OP)
>Ralf Schumacher calls out Lewis Hamilton "theatrics" amid Ferrari adaptation struggles
everything this man does is based

>>150313236
even the tatking it up the ass part?
>>150313056
ralf bros... who is telling him?

>>150313002
He is not as German as many other Germans.

>>150313320
He's a tall blond. If anything, he's more German than most other Germans.

Race

>>150313327
how thoroughly does he inspect his poo before flushing it? that's the true test of germaness

>>150313340
Probably depends on whether he feels particularly sick or not.

>>150313327
He is charismatic and has some concept of humour.

Lando Norris you are the worl champion!!

>>150313365
All Germans have a concept of humour.
Germans are good at concepts.

>>150313065
>Renault engine from 2029
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How much is Max worth when he can buy a $20 million yacht and $50 million jet?

gimi got gaped

>>150313493
70 million

>>150313493
30 million

>>150313493
-70 million
He had to take credit and the stuff he bought is losing value rapidly.

>>150313524
Kelly is really draining him in two ways

>>150313545
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

Canadian posts first
Then a United Statesian
Last a Mexican

>>150313692
You're not very good with flags. That was Canada, Argentina, Finland

>>150313708
I’m talking about from here forward

canadia unitedstats mexico on yer mums bum

here comes mr horny xd

2026 predictions?

for me its cars turning on the active aero to cause more dirty air for the cars behind. one team manages to find a solution that is so effective you can't follow them at all.

cars having to turn on some "slop sustain" mode that gives them enough juice for 1 serious overtake attempt every 3 laps instead of once per lap like its in 2025

>>150313788
>one team manages to find a solution that is so effective you can't follow them at all.
plot twist : that team is a backmarker and it wreaks havoc with the leaders during blue flag time

>>150313815
if you get the blue you have to move within 2 or 3 iirc
you'd have to severely fuck up the airflow so that they can't even get withn blue flag distance

>>150313788
lots of reliability issues
things like this will become the norm again

I'm not feeling it, man. Nobody is gonna show races with no overtakes. We need something different. F1 is dead, man. We need some bling-bling, we need some grid girls, we need some BOOTY SHAKING. Come on, anons, give some ideas.

>>150313855
>you'd have to severely fuck up the airflow so that they can't even get withn blue flag distance
that's the idea. it will be hilarious

>>150313937
they would never allow it

>>150313968
armchair wing was too based for this world

>>150313968
Carbon fibre?

>>150313867
>ford at the bottom
FIX
OT
RGAIN
DONY

>>150314071
You tendies need to fuck off back to /v/. Srsly

>>150313788
Newey will ruin another regulation cycle with his aero terrorism, but Alonso will be wdc so I'm all for it

>>150313914
I already have big plans for the future of formula racing. It's just gonna take a while to happen because I've got to become a billionaire first.
I'll tell you this, though:
>no more fake tyre deg
>refueling returns
>racing in the rain
>pit stops will not be a deciding factor in race outcomes
>a car being knocked out of a race or down the order is not the end, they can come back later on
>more points, so that backmarkers have something to fight for

pic related ruins everything in 2026

>>150314133
You forgot the blackjack and hookers

Alonso vs Stroll points status?

How come the WAGs gossip forum has better news than /f1/?

>>150314239
Translated

>>150314239
Damn

>>150313002
24 Hours of Le Mans Winner

>>150314239
>George Russel heaves to go new contract and cheeks from Mercedes and gets to hear that high his heal better parents can gamble. Read that bright article in the comments!
Translation without AI.

>>150314239
>>150314256
TIME FOR OCON

>>150314395
what?

>>150314517
GEORGE RUSSEL HEAVES TO GO NEW CONTRACT AND CHEEKS FROM MERCEDES AND GETS TO HEAR THAT HIGH HIS HEAL BETTER PARENTS CAN GAMBLE. READ THAT BRIGHT ARTICLE IN THE COMMENTS!

>>150314581
>CHEEKS FROM MERCEDES
from the smol garage woman....
just imaging

>>150314517
george russell don no bi received new contract from mercedes and na told wey he would be betta off find opportunities elsewhere. read di full article for di comments

>>150314619
poor attempt
do better

>>150314646
ok i will

>>150314239
It was never his, it was just his turn.

>>150314239
>>150314256
>>150314395
>>150314262
i understood immediately
it's what he deserves, at the very least

>>150314395
>being german and getting any meaning for 'heil' wrong
smbaka
'heil' in this meaning is an ancient fucking word btw
>In de betekenis van ‘welzijn, redding’ voor het eerst aangetroffen in 901
>901
well, t*rger ís the devil himself, so no salvation at m*rcedes. george shouln't have expected to find it there anyway

>>150314995
>In de betekenis van ‘welzijn, redding’ voor het eerst aangetroffen in 901
In the confession of 'catfishjn, reddit' before it first met in 901.

>>150315161
Did his family owns a construction company?

>>150315168
I don't know

big kek

>>150315423
reminder that Shamilton cut the chicane before to gain an advantage

>>150315435
youre thinking of vettee

edd

>>150315505
chat, hear me out

what if he is him

Don't ask for sources.. but George has already signed a multi year deal with Aston Martin replacing Stroll (retiring)

>>150315423
crofty and brundle are legitimately foaming at the mouth at this in the most obvious way kek. 3min long rationalization for why lewis didnt need to give nico any room

>>150315505
I don't want to sound rude but Eddie Jordan is dead.

>>150315534
could be could be, as i have been saying, strolls grip on the team has been geting weaker for the last 2 seasons
the jew is getting outjewed by arabs and chinks

>>150315563
a shining light, even in death

>>150315563
>Eddie Jordan is dead
>Lando Norris is alive
What a cruel world to live in.

>>150315563
never trust the (((media)))

>>150315606
Maybe I would take the quote more seriously from a Jean Todt, a Ron Dennis or a Ross Brawn.

>>150315644
Here you go, anon.

>>150315534
Who's going to merc for one year to warm a seat for Max?

>>150315807
Why would Max want to go to Merc after their catastrophic 2026 season?

ded to mclel

>>150315823
So that he could claim a title with all three top teams, when in 2030 he will win a title with Ferrari.

Everybody is a Ferrari fan

>>150315752
elevated heh

>>150315509
so it seems

>>150312975 (OP)
cute dog

Everybody is an Ollie!! fan

ollie bearjuden

Is Indycar something like women sport?

Stay informed, anon!

retard is up with the newest buzzword "grifters"

>>150313041
People seem to have forgotten that it took an entire season before Sainz started delivering consistent results at Ferrari. He unironically just needs more time to get used to the handling characteristics of the Willy, keep an eye on him for mid next season.

nothing to see here, just your average 2014 kino happening

>>150315952
>a title with Ferrari.
Ha! Good one!

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150316692
the best medshitters are about as good as hulkenberg

Mclaren championships won with Ron Dennis: soul

>>150316692
>it took an entire season before Sainz started delivering consistent results at Ferrari
Shocking. Didn't take Hamilton more than two weeks to deliver consistently bad results.

>>150316759
ah yes 2014, the year when Alonso absolutely btfo'd Gimi with the same car

>>150317112
Nothing in 2014 mattered, since Merc/Hamilton bought the whole thing.

hello?

>>150317029
so funny

>>150317328
Lel

>>150317298
me when the indian shits on the thread

>FIA still working on new F1 rules to prevent "unnatural things" on-track in 2026
death to mclaren, norris,piastri and hamilton

>>150317395
Is this about the wnba dildoes?

>nico getting booed for racing lewis hard
>in belgium
why are germs like this

just imagine how much more successful ralf would have been if he spent those thousands of hours getting anally piped on improving his driving instead

they race me so hard

>>150317510
>mattered, since Merc/Ham
The boos were added by Liberty Media in post.
Just like they tried to silence the boos Sir Lewis actually got everywhere but in Silverstone.

>>150317610
He wasn't gay yet, back when he still raced, anon.

Someone probably posted it but Kick's french twitter account joked about a mentally retarded man who was slowly tortured to death over 2 years
Another reason to hate them, fuck Sauber zoomer incel freak team should be raped to death in roblox and nuked from orbit

>>150317887
Qrd?

>>150317887
>a mentally retarded man who was slowly tortured to death over 2 years
What did they do? Make him drive for Ferrari?

>>150317909
i saw somehing on /pol/ about the thing i think he is talking about, i think he was some kind of lolcow and died on camara while sleeping, i dont know why

>>150317614
What happened there at the end that startled Alonso?

>>150317909
>>150317932
2 french kick streamers found a mentally retarded guy, he didn't have any specific condition but was just like 70 IQ
They forced him to live with them, forced him to stream, they stole 90% of his streaming money, they constantly psychologically tortured him, violently beat him regularly l, and forced him into extreme sleep deprivation over 2 years until he died from a heart attack

>>150318021
That's just my every day work experience

>>150318021
>Kick
Why are they like this?

>>150316177
thanks

>>150317887
Kick's whole reason of existence is just a morally bankrupt alternative for Twitch

and i don't even consider myself to be a moralfag in particular but holy shit the whole Kick scene is nothing but degeneracy after degeneracy

kick and twitch should both just be shut down and turned into softcore ASMR porn websites for 10/10 e-whores

>>150318079
Do you work for Ferrari?

>>150318195
>softcore ASMR
What's hardcore ASMR?
V10 engine noises?

>>150318231
It's just daily life as a non-chad in med societies

>>150317240
Is it kimi you're looking for? I can see iet in your eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSIMVnPA994

post the song /f1/

>>150318021
>until he died
he is at peace now

>>150318439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhrVI4L5zYE

>>150315509
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=8oOJBxoIAqAMMxnM

>>150318125
no problem
>>150318566

colapa

Edd is a HUGE lad

>>150318440
You best hope

chinked

>>150318821
holy fuck

>>150318125
Long haired doxies are the coolest, here's my buddy

No more Ralf Schumacher quotes in the OP. Please.

>>150318975
Why not? Did he hurt your feelings?

Ralf Schumacher gives unsolicited milquetoast quote about F1 topic in order to collect a check from newsgroups desperate for clickbait headlines

>Alpine's parent company, Renault, has launched a ‘Fake Collection’ of original merchandise in Argentina.

>Last year, the then-Williams driver made comments that official merchandise could “bankrupt” F1 fans in his home country.
>The high costs of official merchandising saw Colapinto urge fans to only purchase fake knock-off merchandise to ensure they don’t land themselves in financial trouble.
>The royalty-free collection of logos, photos, illustrations, and stickers has been released to allow fans to download and create their own merchandise, with Colapinto being an official ambassador for Renault Esprit Alpine in Argentina.

Basado

>>150319351
NINTENDO

SUE THIS MAN

>>150318021
Pourquoi le français sont-ils comme ça

Ladies and gentlemen…

gimi

>>150313002
Hi Nico
show butt
no homo

>>150319351
That's a really cool gesture, but they also could have just priced their shit to not make their fans broke, but I guess saying "we now sell our shirts for 20 dollars" doesn't scream as loudly as "descargar gratis"

alive sport

>>150320363
It's dead, Jim.

*farts* Interesting.

Posted a message to sauber socials to remove Kick sponsorship. Literally promoted a live murder torture and they try to hide it

Why are all of the race queens asian?

>>150320104
literally me

where the FUCK are my vrooms

>>150323482
No vrooms for bad boys

>>150313048
I like how Dutch is just legible enough you can make out what they're saying despite not knowing the language.
>Saint Anthony's backstreet

>>150315454
>lose 2 positions
>"advantage"

>>150317808
>Liberty
Liberty didn't buy F1 until 2017, doofus. that was all your kith and kin.

>>150312975 (OP)
>Helmut Marko expects Max Verstappen to "reconsider" Red Bull if 2026 not a success
No fucking shit, Helmut.
Fucking senile old captain obvious.

>>150312975 (OP)
>Ralf Schumacher gives brutal verdict on Lance Stroll's F1 future if Aston Martin wants success
>Ralf Schumacher calls out Lewis Hamilton "theatrics" amid Ferrari adaptation struggles
News: nobody cares about a has-been, brother-of's opinion on anything.

>>150322700
Because Asians aren't as cucked by globohomoism as white countries.

>>150323612
Doesn't help that Dutchies make it a sport to use as many English phrases and loan words as possible.

>white men are soibois that love BLM and woke shit now
>asian masculinity is dead for 6.5 decades
>latin america is trannie chaser country
damn when you think about it, mexicans really are the only good guys left

>>150323766
Mexico is a part of Latin America
Africa is the last masculine land

>>150323789
Maybe in Rhodesia...

>>150323815
it's an entire continent of pirates and warlords

>>150323846
>it's an entire continent of tribal subhumans
ftfy

>>150323789
okay little timmy

>>150317309
So the cameramen are directing/coaxing fan reactions?

>>150323766
>two large fries
Checo trying to get more downforce for his Cadillac.

>>150317025
This.
I supported McLaren because it was Ron Dennis' team, run with precision & professionalism.
Not a fucking American hustler WEF assclown team. Clad in orang- I mean "PAPAYA."

>>150323891
they also have flashing signs in the stands that tell people when to go ooh aah and stand up and cheer or boo
the director will throw anyone out who isn't complying

>F1 Academy is BACK

Can't wait for Formula 1 Heineken Dutch Grand Prix 2025

>>150323874
hechandose unos elotes somewhere in tacoland

>>150323994
i can't wait for the next auction of her race worn bras n knickers

i WILL get a pair this time

>>150318021
Where they French or "French"?

>>150324039
sorry, she is BJC only

BBC = big british correspondent

>>150324042
RACIST
"french", but still, you are a racist

KWAB hall of fame (losing the WDC in a car that won the WCC while enjoying perfect reliability against an opponent who didn't):

>(2X) kwabmilt*n (2007, 2021)
>kwablonso (2007)
>pozrris (2024)
>peeasstri (2024)

>>150324118
Who won a title with the lowest car in the rankings?

>>150312975 (OP)
Terrible OP news post btw.

>>150324146
yeah it should just be "Leo claps back at critics: Woof woof"

>>150323766
In mexico if you're gay you just fuck grown men who kinda dress like women or keep it in the family.

good morning fellas

>>150318910
Nice dog

>>150324118
Hill losing the 1994 WDC despite Schumi being DSQ in 4 races is just nonsense, I wish I had witnessed that season

>its the racist swiss again
;(

>>150324501
i am only racist against cum-addicted twinks

Slept so good and deep.... Mmm... Yes ...

>>150324554
you looked cute
( watched)

>>150324428
85% of /f1/ posters were born after 2000

>>150324143
>Who won a title with the lowest car in the rankings?
It's pretty rare that a driver wins a WDC without his team winning the WCC to begin with.
Since the introduction of the WCC ("Manufacturer's Championship") in 1958, it's only happened eleven times:
See first table on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Formula_One_World_Drivers%27_Champions

Of those 11 times, here's the drivers and where their team finished:

1958 - Mike Hawthorn (Ferrari 2nd)
1973 - Jackie Stewart (Tyrrell/Ford 2nd)
1976 - James Hunt (McLaren/Ford 2nd)
1981 - Nelson Piquet (Brabham/Ford 2nd)
1982 - Keke Rosberg (Williams/Ford 4th)
1983 - Nelson Piquet (Brabham/BMW 3rd)
1986 - Alain Prost (McLaren/TAG 2nd)
1994 - Michael Schumacher (Benetton/Ford 2nd)
1999 - Mika Häkkinen (McLaren/Mercedes 2nd)
2008 - Lewis Hamilton (McLaren/Mercedes 2nd)
2021 - Max Verstappen (Red Bull/Honda 2nd)

As you can see, rather unsurprisingly, Keke Rosberg is the one driver who won the WDC with the lowest-placed car. Unsurprisingly because his championship is already a bit of a meme due to him only winning one single race and because it was a pretty tight competition that season.
That being said: This statistic says very little about driver quality. It's way too rare, too random and frankly, the really good drivers manage to get enough points to win the WCC on their own (i.e. without their teammate's points contribution) when they get a good enough car. Generally speaking, "where did their teammate finish" is a better indicator of quality than "where did their team finish".

>>150324833
Small correction, I somehow missed 2024, which makes it 12 times and adds:

2021 - Max Verstappen (Red Bull/Honda 3rd)

>>150324833
Technically Gimi won in 2007 with the 2nd fastest car against an illegal car

>>150324986
True, but the standings don't reflect that (for obvious reasons). Technically, the 2008 champion shouldn't be Hamilton either.

>>150324833
>it was a pretty tight competition that season

Funny way to say that most of the top drivers got either killed or injured.

I really, really, really want to see Perez and Bottas absolutely BTFO of Cuckstappen and Shamilton

>>150324098
Imagine being the guy who gets to strap her into the car. You pull the belts a little too tight, a little too fast. She winces slightly and lets out a quiet "unfff..." You two are the only people in the world who hear it.

>>150325158
BOTTTTTTTTTTTASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(im new is he good)

>>150325212
Yes, one of the best

>>150325142
>most of the top drivers got either killed or injured.
The only top driver who got killed was Villeneuve, and it's not as if he'd dominated the first few races either. The season was competitive in the sense that no constructor was outright dominant and reliability was poor (not untypical at the time).

thoughts?

>>150317025
funny because the man himself seems soulless and a total autist.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/chunk/115854335/500/8/

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past.

>>150325390
>>150325375
you dumbasses are so funny

>>150325158
VALEULTRAS.....WE ARE SO BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QJ-N-AQJYc

this is kino... none of the races this year was this good..

>>150325429
that's about as good as a mediocre 2014 race

>>150325429
can't be that good, some absolute shitter was dotd

HABBENING BATTERY VOLTAS FOR CADILLAC GTFIH (RIP CHECO)

>>150324477
>>150324486
>>150324497
>>150324513
>>150324525
>the only reason he isn't in the best car right now winning an easy wdc is because he was so fucking shit
KWAB

good morning saars

>>150323766
buy my meal amigo

yes i had an attractive woman fart on my crotch before and it was amazing

>>150325645
nice. only ugly womans farted on me. smelled as good as she looked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoWP_GKU8YU

this is the real APXGP

>Horner + small team + GM
>Checo
>Bottas
You’re about to see redemption levels previously thought impossible

>>150325657
that car doesn't look built for combat

>>150325651
hahahaha ewwww

>>150314239
So that's where WAGlad is hanging out these days

>>150325690
didn't you all say he was hanging from the rafters in mazuma stadium

>>150325666
based satan

>>150325601
the pajeets never ending humiliation ritual will always put a big dumbass smile on my stupid face

>>150325775
jeets are probably smarter than jews and whites, but they falseflag and hide behind the 1% retards

have you had you celsius today?

>>150326052
*your celsius
of course

>>150326052
Yes. Only Americans have Fahrenheit.

>>150326052
not a big fan of flavored water

>>150326052
For whatever reason I have a completely irrational hatred of celcius energy drink

>>150326090
it looks too refined for an energy drink
energy drinks need to look a little degenerate and remind you of trashy sports

>>150326111
Hm maybe. Although I do not hate nalu, possibly because it is a Belgian brand. I just lack SOVL

>>150326063
Not after the recent executive order to prioritize the metric system over the imperial system which was also the same time Blumpfth made English the official language in the country.

>>150326140
>>150326111
No wait fuck i meant celcius just lacks SOVL, my apoligies I had a bad sleep this night

>>150326052
no but i had my liquid death

Free Practice 1 in: 8 days, 20 hours, 10 minutes, 36 seconds
we almost there boyos
>imagine wanting to be there

>>150326141
>made English the official language in the country
What was the "official language" before? Mandarin?

>>150326111
That's why real American patriots drink C4, the official energy drink of WWE

>>150326158
Are american energy drinks cafeine content legally limited? Here it's limited to 32mg/100ml.

>>150326166
They didn't have one, English just won out over German as the most widely used.

>>150326180
>They didn't have one
Kinda makes sense, considering how many US Americans cannot speak a single language proberly.

>>150326315
To be Frank Williams I don't speak any language properly either. And I'm not a United Statesian.

chiara > alba

>>150326340
You're Dutch though. Your language can't be spoken properly by definition.

*vrooom*
*muffled vrooom in the distance*

>>150326345
this one?

>>150325430
A world champion what?

Can someone post the hot Dutch girl who is only hot when she does the white woman mouth thing

>>150326389
the gademan girl?

>>150326389
>the white woman mouth thing
Oral sex?

>>150326052
>posts the edited version

>>150326354
Yeah too many Germ loanwords, kankermof.

>>150326438
>loanwords
Kek. Your whole language is Germanic. Your loanwords are mostly Romance, like ours.

>>150326434
lerclerc is in the junior team

>>150326455
I ain't clicking that shit

>>150326493
is just the girl >>150326345 this guy said that it was better good looking than alba, or thats what i think he meant

>>150326455
>She is on a mission to become one of the most successful women in motorsport
What would that entail? Winning literally anything anywhere? Or becoming a test driver for F1?
Not quite that ambitious, is it?

>>150326536
idk, a first i saw that she ended p4 in he euro fia karting championship, and like, hats fucking grea, very competitive

>>150326563
but i think she meant in a single race no the championship...

>>150326172
Depends. Rockstar Energy is 34/mg iirc

>>150326166
Wasn’t one. But English was the de facto language (Spanish for the states bordering Mexico…Florida - Cuba)

Now that the dust has settled, why was hamilwog the antagonist in the final act of the F1 movie?

>>150326603
i dont know, i havent seen it

>>150326613
trick question because that never happens in the flick

>>150326628
whom?

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150323612
Well it is a Germanic language just like English so yeah

>>150326644
>negro character looks at other negro menacingly
>takes him out
Hamilwog has an abu dabby humiliation kink

gimi

New grill the grind kino just dropped
https://youtu.be/ecPoPCvKDOA?

>>150326681
kek

>>150326796
alonso is the only one that didn take part in this one, apart from dohaan, franco, tsu and lawson, some of them did film it but becasue of the changes on the grid it won be aired

>>150326796
They seem to all like Yugi

>>150326876
who doesn't? he's like a IRL pokemon

>>150326796
image that speak volumes

>>150313788
Audi solves the Aero
Ferrari solves the Engine
Mercedes flops both

>>150313867
Most of those are accidents though.

>>150313788
we all die

Pic rel will be Sky Sports’ new pitlane reporter for the Dutch, Italian, and Azerbaijan races

Jolie Sharpe

>>150326917
Is like the Pulp Fiction suitcase. What modern drivers are seeing is their soul being consumed by Ferrari, but are to entranced by the red to realise the mistake of joining them.

>>150327028
why

>>150327028
interdasting

We need a Netherlander to post first, then an Italian, Irish or a Saar to post next, then either a German or Greek to post, and then have them post again, then we need an Estonian to post afterwards and last either a Russian or Romanian to make the final post…

gimi

there will be no racism in this general
(lewis should go the fuck back to africa though)

>formula 1
>/f1/
c'est dommage

Hey lads I got a gf (she's 15 years younger than me)

>>150327080
he is caribbean

>>150327028
Looks like a white version of He

>>150327098
Congrats anon I am happy for you

>>150327098
Sena is still alive?

>>150327098
good job

>>150327113
Senna's gf wasn't 15 years younger than him but 15 years old thoughbeit

>>150327120
thanks

>>150327098
My GF was 18 when we first started dating and I was 23. F1 related because that isn't even that bad compared to Pierre and his GF

>>150327141
You sick fuck

>>150327141
I'm going to post bad things about you on twitter

https://x.com/formulacircus/status/1958100553910694300
tf is this game supposed to be?

>>150327111
>>150327113
>>150327120
>>150327141
Thanks bros. She wants to move in with me and has agreed that I can creampie her every night. She's on birth control medication right now but I plan to fix that with time. Age gap relationships are F1 related.

>>150327141
>Pierre and his GF
Whats even the point of a younger gf ig she already looks 30? Swear ps3 is the only one with taste

>>150327178
m8 don't have her move in right away

>>150327113
>Sena
yes

>>150327178
Actually looked kinda cute before the surgery, now look at her

>>150327098
Based as long as you are 27 or older.

>>150327230
Tragic innit

>>150327178
>She wants to move in with me and has agreed that I can creampie her every night
Two red flags right there.

reminder

F1 related
Jamie Lee Curtis / Freakier Friday / Lindsay Lohan / Herbie: Fully Loaded / "Race Car" / Racing / F1

>>150326796
Surprised by the Top 4. Thought the autist in 1 would run away with it.

>>150327281
bring back refueling boobs

>>150327098
the nonce of Newark

>>150327178
She actually looks like Penelope here

>>150327354
is my kid look like me miracles?

>>150327178
haha
its so over for you

>>150326796
>They aren't censoring Marlboro's logos
BASED actually

>>150326796
the constant jumps and cuts make it fucking impossible to watch

>>150325158
>>150325581
We will get
>VER
>HAM
>BOT
>PER
But all outside the points

>>150327707
why would you do that

>>150327677
that would make me very happy

>>150313867
Almost a podium without finishing the race
>>150314133
No, what we need is Bernie medal system

So who will be exposed more?
AMX or delulu?

>>150327707
>Mclaren right now

>>150327728
crop it and post it?
because it wanted you to see it

We’ve all seen the video of BORT’s gf getting turned on but fearful as he drives her fast around a circuit?

>>150327949
Excitement on the left and racism on the right, the ideal couple.

>>150327949
Video here:
>https://x.com/portalbortoleto/status/1957619447344292056

>>150327949
Here’s the OG Augusto Farfus doing a similar thing to his girlfriend many years ago
https://youtu.be/qKmuZ87rGzI

>>150327098
>the McFonldes of McDonald's
>the kiddie fiddling cunt of KFC
>the buggerer of rings of Burger King

>>150328003
>fiddling
>KFC
it was right there

>>150328029
He didn't want to be crass

>>150328003
What? She's 21

>smacks ur ass
>(you) blush

gimi

>>150328029
Kiddie fiddling is a perfectly acceptable term for this perfectly unacceptable act.

>>150328151
Yeah, 21 stone.

/mlb/ here yet again
can poowis shartmilton kindly retire from f1?

>>150313002
Nice haircut

>>150328407
Thanks.

>>150328394
if the bees are banned this should be too

>>150326796
>hadjar says "merde" and they didn't censor it
Business idea : drivers swearing in their native language in the radios to avoid censorship

>>150328394
If I put my finger in one of his many face holes, will he die?

>>150328466
its ilegal to speak in any language oher than english on he radio

>>150328480
it would be extremely painful

>>150328486
I don't think whatever language the ferarri race engineers are speaking can be considered english desu

>Slight Flu
>Slight Headache
>Slight Dry throat
>Slight Coof
>Horny

Dunny why but i like this feeling. Recovering from cold is really good and weird

>>150328427
no problem

>>150328434
I haven't seen the bees get jannied in a while

>>150328541
they used to speak on italian with alonso
>>150328559
si problem

>>150328575
Vettee got away with many "grazie ragazzi", I think amx can get away with a "kanker mongool"

>>150328575
if problem?

>>150328598
we are going to have a rape problem if you dont shut your mouth

>>150328624
get to it

>>150313002
He knows how to roll with the punches

>>150328503
You’re a big guy

they/them pussy goes a long way
(it was a female)

>>150328813
how was the dick though?

When are they getting married? It's been 5 years already

>>150328852
heh... my (not a real) boy NARB... just needs more time...

>>150328840
Oh she loved it, he wouldn’t stop bouncing on it. Took me around the world they did.

>>150328866
yeah but what about her dick

>>150328852
unironocally why as an F1 driver would you marry a woman? She's gonna leave 3 years after your retirement with half of your shit

narb a shit

I hope, for his sake, he has a better second half of the year.

>>150328881
Well uh you see when she pulled his pants down, she didn’t have a dick. I guess he had his dick removed or something

>>150328883
Not if you're Michael Schumacher.

>>150328901
>this kwab is brought to you by
>QATAR AIRWAYS
>QATAR AIRWAYS QATAR AIRWAYS QATAR AIRWAYS QATAR AIRWAYS QATAR AIRWAYS QATAR AIRWAYS QATAR AIRWAYS
Gotta appreciate the subtlety.
Has anyone here ever booked a Qatar Airways flight? Are they as shit as I imagine them to be?

>>150328972
Or Sebastian Vettel. Or Nico Rosberg.
Either it's being German, or marrying your noname childhood sweetheart, that's the secret.

>Lewis Hamilton with Anya Taylor-Joy, Nina Dobrev and more in Mykonos
Lewis has been around ATJ a lot recently what is going on there
She is a married woman

>>150329004
Gay best friend

>>150329004
benis in vagina :DD

>>150329027
She doesn't have a penis.

>>150329004
2 US piblicatioms says he’s dating Nina Dobrev

>>150327998
https://youtu.be/qKmuZ87rGzI?t=479

imagine

>>150329004
ayy

LM
AO

>>150329035
Source?

>>150329059
Why does she sound like a toddler?

>>150328973
you can't forget LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO LENOVO

>>150329064
>Source?
I'm an alien anatomy expert.

>>150329004
Her husband was there and he is probably a cuck since he's married to an actress

>>150329141
grim. was shartmilton giving ATJ the pipe?

>>150329198
Hamilton is gay, anon. If anything, he was fucking the husband.

F1TV just sent me a weird email about not being able to watch their service unless you're 18
Not sure how they're going to check for that

>>150329141
>cuck to a gay friend
sir, please..

>>150329239
uhh what about F1 KIDS?

>>150329239
>Not sure how they're going to check for that
They could ask you questions about any season before 2010.

>>150329239
>>150329282
hmmmm

>>150313002
He's not entirely Dutch

>>150329282
>If we believe that you are using the Digital Products and are under 18 years old or the relevant age of majority or else you do not have such permission from your parent or legal guardian to use the Digital Products, we may suspend or disable your access to and use of the Digital Products.
Again not sure how they will find out if someone is under 18 or if they don't have their parent's permission to watch race cars

>>150329360
>they don't have their parent's permission to watch race cars
Is this some American evangelical christian thing?

>>150323612
I wouldn't say bree means back. More likely to mean wide (breed). But I can't find a definitive answer on that. There is a Jodenbreestraat there as well though, guess what that means.

ynr Sebastiana Vetltol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5iGwPGC_Y

>>150329399
breedschiff.jpg I meant, fug

>>150329399
>wide (breed)
Funny. Those two are practically synonyms in English as well.

>>150329427
the Fette Frauen freak of Frankfurt

>>150329479
Hips, anon. Not the whole body.

>>150329479
>yfw da burrs win da wcc

>>150329640
lookin good grandma

>>150329640
The sunglasses are helping her a lot in this one.

back kimi

>>150329661
thank you :)

>>150329726
*backshot gimi

currently gooning to the thought of KWABmilton's retirement press conference

>>150329792
no problem

>>150329814
>at least I got absolutely kwabbed on before retiring unlike Rosberg

>>150329814
stop being gay

>>150329057
Gypsy curse already in effect

>>150330019
like forever ever forever ever forever ever

>>150330209
You referring to that song where a female voice says that, softly and inquisitively? Which song is that? Tell me now or I will fucking FREAK

>>150330299
He's probably referencing hey ya

>>150330299
man you put me in quite a predicament, on the one handyou are my brother and i HAVE to give the link, on the other hand, i want you to FREAK
jajaja, just playing with you bro, here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ

>>150330371
Thank you I really needed that

>>150330463
>>150330505
It's actually you isn't it. Thank you Fernando

>>150330505
>I'm quite a heavy driver, so I need to find a lighter teammate
Edd stands ready.

did they do a 25 version of this?
>>150330515
my name isnt fernando

me when "luis" dies in a crash while leading

>>150330528
ok Mr. Alonso

>>150330549
What a fantastic totally natural hairline he has

>>150330612
thats me aswell

last time these niggas were happy

>>150330628
Looking good bro

me when "luis" doesnt die in a crash while leading

>>150329387
Have you been living under a rock? The jewish establishment across the Western world has been putting up age gates and ID verification laws to "protect the children."

>>150330672
Wasm't this only sex-related so far? What (imagined) danger do fast cars pose to children?

>>150330657
>>150330696
>Captura de pantalla
Doesn't that mean something along the lines of "capturing of the trousers"?

>>150330742
captura means capture and pantalla screen, you are mistaking pantalones, trousers, with pantalla
pantalones and pantalla are 2 different things completely

>>150330742
That'd be, captura de pantalones

>>150330735
>Wasm't this only sex-related so far?
Marketing it towards preventing children from accessing porn was the way to get their foot in the door. Now watch as it's normalized across all globohomo controlled content on the internet.

>>150330696
>mfw f1 isn't kill

>>150330771
>>150330774
Meh, close enough for me.

>>150330815
one is a fucking cathedral

lesbians!

>>150331005
(male)

>>150331005
Leosbians

>>150331005
brb I'm going to the airplane shitter

>>150331139
you better not be on lewis' plane

>>150331161
He never said you can't wank in his plane. I think. Probably. Possibly. Maybe.

ni

gg

baked

ers

to

ng

ue my anus

>>150330614
wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

nword

sooooooooo
what now

>>150332012
play poe2!

why won't rainbow six vegas 2 stop spamming team commands while I'm trying to play?

>>150332185
I liked that old rainbow six game where you could open doors gradually using the scroll wheel

every game that doesn't have that is absolute garbage

>>150332185
I liked that old rainbow six game where you could open doors gradually using the scroll wheel. Every game that doesn't have that is absolute garbage. Everything was better in the past. Just like F1 is garbage now and wasn't before.

>>150332259
>>150332239

>>150301899
>>150301899
>>150301899
>>150301899

Fine I’ll make the next general

I have to do everything around here myself

>>150332375
magisen

>>150325290
It's one of the worse ones, because it's halo verticle doesn't socket in like the other designs.

>>150332459
Wrong

>>150330742
No señor

>>150332344
That one's trash though.

>>150332462
>tfw the store didnt have the willy

>>150332365
where’s the thread you fat lazy bastard?

>>150332722
Does that say "Me" or "Mc" for "McLaren"?

bought an e-bike like a hipster when a regular bike would have made due

gimi

>>150333008
My parents got electric bikes. I rode one for a bit, they're pretty nice

Sauber cannot morally show up with a Kick livery at Zandvoort. Sauber cannot morally show up with a Kick livery at Zandvoort. We're talking about driving around with the colours of a website that platforms human torture, literal livestreamed death of people, and on top of that the physical abuse of homeless people and animals. The list of offenses that the lack of moderation on this website has produced was already too long before Sauber signed this deal, but certainly it is now beyond the pale.

Where is the discussion about this on the F1 sub? Where is the outrage? As an F1 fan for almost 10 years now, I can do no more than insist on a discussion because it is important to me that people in this sport care about more than how fast the car goes. Where the money comes from has to matter. And I get that it hasn't mattered often. I get that Kick is not the first questionable sponsor in the history of F1. But among questionable sponsors, it is certainly among the worst, if not the literal worst.

A man was tortured to death on stream. When he died, his chat laughed. Are we gonna force Hulk and Bortoleto to drive around in the colours of a platform like this?

/f1/ dies tonight

baking (not baking)

>>150332344
That thread is full of autists. Why would you try and send us globohomo faggots over there?

>>150333028
I just bought some generic brand from Academy. Rides nice though

>>150333030
(for kick)

Okay… here’s the plan because I know you are in this thread. Canadian must make the next post. Than an American. Then a Mexican.

>>150333030
I don't think anyone actually cares outside of unemployed twitter fags

Vroom vroom

faking

Americans please shut the fuck up

>>150333167
>>150333162
>>150333161
>>150333140
>>150333124
>>150333115
>>150333101
(ts)UUUUUUU

Canada please post next and your GDP will rise tenfold

>>150333058
>>150333101
>>150333115
>>150333124
>>150333140
>>150333161
>>150333162
>>150333167
>>150333175
>>150333188
MUUUUUUUUM!!!!

no

>>150333140
>>150333175
>>150333217
>>150333266

Pits
>>150333355
>>150333355
>>150333355

>>150326796
PS3 mogging everyone even in the meme championships