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Anonymous United States No.150314079 >>150314163 >>150315662
/hoc/
Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump edition
Anonymous Canada No.150314116 >>150316936
Anonymous Canada No.150314163 >>150320201
>>150314079 (OP)
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWNtYqwgv7U
Anonymous United States No.150314198
happy bud1220 mitch65 and burrito 10014!
Anonymous United States No.150314325 >>150314451
Gary Bettman :)
Anonymous United States No.150314382
>rags
Anonymous United States No.150314414 >>150314425 >>150314449 >>150314458 >>150314463 >>150314490 >>150314698 >>150314717 >>150315794 >>150316596 >>150316947 >>150318713
So who’s the goalie?
Anonymous Canada No.150314425 >>150314447
>>150314414
uuuuuuuuhh hutsonbros?
Anonymous United States No.150314433 >>150314467 >>150317416
Tell me about serie a
Anonymous Canada No.150314447
>>150314425
>wins the Calder
>can't even crack team USA's preliminary roster
KWAB
Anonymous Canada No.150314449 >>150314464
>>150314414
you yanks aren't even that deep in net
hellebuyck is the best (reg. season) goalie but otter and swayman aren't better than any other goalie in the 4naysh
russians mog you. ur lucky putin is larping as peter the great rn
Anonymous United States No.150314451
>>150314325
Is a bitch
Anonymous United States No.150314458
>>150314414
grrrrrrrr I hate that adam fox
Anonymous Canada No.150314463
>>150314414
Wolfsisters...
Anonymous United States No.150314464
>>150314449
Hellebuyck is an insane in the regular season and then chokes in playoffs. I’d honestly rather have Swayman in net
Anonymous United States No.150314467
>>150314433
Mid-2000s matchfixing scandal
Anonymous United States No.150314490 >>150330202
>>150314414
>mfw one of the players is from the town next to me :)
Anonymous Canada No.150314502
would love a serie a lasagna right about now
Anonymous Canada No.150314546 >>150314653 >>150314663 >>150315316
i wish i was stupider. retards always seem happy
Anonymous Canada No.150314636
i got some great news for you, pal
Anonymous United States No.150314653 >>150315316
>>150314546
most of the time. bud is always miserable sadly
Anonymous United States No.150314663 >>150315390
>>150314546
I’d be happier if I had more money and a better job
Anonymous United States No.150314686
49 days until Gary’s goys play again
Anonymous United States No.150314698 >>150314721 >>150314752 >>150314836
>>150314414
Who the fuck is Joey daccord
Anonymous United States No.150314717 >>150314755
>>150314414
No Johnny hockey?
Anonymous Canada No.150314721
>>150314698
made up name
Anonymous Canada No.150314751 >>150314761 >>150314772 >>150314776
Been listening to a philosophy podcast. I must say the Hindus may be on to something.
Anonymous United States No.150314752
>>150314698
He's the ghoul from the cord
Anonymous United States No.150314755
>>150314717
Nah he’s on forever term injury reserve
Anonymous United States No.150314761
>>150314751
Shitting in the streets and worshipping cows isn’t the way to go
Anonymous Canada No.150314772 >>150314786
>>150314751
what's it called?
Anonymous Canada No.150314776
>>150314751
sorry buddhism, i'm retarded
Anonymous Canada No.150314786
>>150314772
The podcast is "philosophise this"
Buddhism episode is #9
Anonymous Canada No.150314806
philosophise DEEZ
Anonymous United States No.150314816
the one noble truth of budhism:
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
Anonymous United States No.150314836 >>150314846 >>150315065
>>150314698
Krakens goalie who is jacked
Anonymous Canada No.150314846 >>150315103
>>150314836
lol fag
Anonymous Canada No.150314861 >>150314881
the buddha story is funny. he's the most privileged guy and thinks his life sucks. so he becomes the least privileged guy and his life still sucks. kwab
like, maybe it's a (you) problem, brah
Anonymous Canada No.150314881 >>150314902 >>150314912
>>150314861
whats the funny part
Anonymous United States No.150314902
>>150314881
The laffs
Anonymous Canada No.150314912 >>150314983
>>150314881
a prince is dissatisfied with his high life, so chooses the low life as a beggar and remains dissatisfied. i think snl could make a great skit out it
Anonymous United States No.150314934 >>150314974
The Flames dynasty has begun
Anonymous United States No.150314974
>>150314934

calgary is a town of cowfuckers and i say this as a cowfucker and a calgarian

IF NOT NOT SUNBELT
NO STANLEY CUP WILL BE FELT
Anonymous Canada No.150314982
i suspect hoob is the booda
Anonymous Canada No.150314983 >>150315000 >>150315026 >>150315048 >>150315160 >>150315290
>>150314912
isnt snl boomoid garbage when did you start liking that elbows up faggot?
Anonymous United States No.150315000
>>150314983

check your vpn cowfucker
Anonymous Canada No.150315026
>>150314983
that's 22 minutes on cbc
Anonymous United States No.150315048
>>150314983

my gf is balding
also i am a pens fan
Anonymous United States No.150315065 >>150315147
>>150314836
Literally never heard of him until now
Anonymous United States No.150315095
Oh wow the red wings are finally sirgay’s number
https://x.com/DetroitRedWings/status/1957792169487426043
Anonymous United States No.150315103 >>150315139
>>150314846
Post body
Anonymous Canada No.150315133 >>150315146
Wolf is the best goalie in the world. Cap this
Anonymous Canada No.150315139
>>150315103
why are you so obsessed with mens bodies
Anonymous United States No.150315146
>>150315133
You be like
https://youtu.be/antvn7q2WxU?si=3Qi-aEybh7QCfd7l
Anonymous Canada No.150315147 >>150315152
>>150315065
This is how I feel about everyone involved with the Kraken. Impressively irrelevant franchise.
Anonymous United States No.150315152
>>150315147
Just like my islanders
Anonymous Canada No.150315160
>>150314983
/hoc/ is a crusty old boomer general
Anonymous United States No.150315162 >>150315188 >>150315238
Will the Flames even lose a single game next year?
Anonymous United States No.150315188
>>150315162
they'll lose both games to my islanders
Anonymous Canada No.150315238
>>150315162
There's always a chance
Anonymous Canada No.150315290
>>150314983
zoomers will never know true joy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_SKdrx6KT4
Anonymous Canada No.150315316 >>150315375
>>150314546
go eat a bunch of toothpaste and drink some lead paint then

>>150314653
this
but he does it to himself, we here always try and raise his spirits and be his friend but he lacks the knowledge to see that
Anonymous United States No.150315327
Took a small, yet putrid marner
Anonymous Canada No.150315375 >>150315813
>>150315316
Why would I do that?
Anonymous Canada No.150315390 >>150316305
>>150314663
Buddha says don't desire things and you won't suffer
Anonymous United States No.150315394
Buddha says he didn’t ask
Anonymous Canada No.150315422 >>150315451 >>150315490
pretty sure americans were on my flight because a few retards clapped when the plane landed kwab go flames
Anonymous United States No.150315451
>>150315422
KHL moment
Anonymous United States No.150315490 >>150315503
>>150315422
I saw air Canada is resuming flights after a workers strike
Anonymous Canada No.150315503 >>150315519
>>150315490
Turns out striking and unions are based as fuck. Who knew.
Anonymous United States No.150315519 >>150315528
>>150315503
Unions are gay
Anonymous Canada No.150315528 >>150315535 >>150315545
>>150315519
sub bezos
Anonymous Canada No.150315533 >>150315554
>WE'RE WORKING FOR FREE
>THEY'RE THE HIGHEST PAID IN THE COUNTRY
flight attendant strike was a tough nut to crack
Anonymous Canada No.150315535 >>150315545
>>150315528
*sup
Anonymous United States No.150315545
>>150315528
>>150315535
Wagies are gay
Anonymous United States No.150315554
>>150315533
They needed Don Fehr
Anonymous Canada No.150315662 >>150315802 >>150315975 >>150316326 >>150316395 >>150317014
>>150314079 (OP)
i deadass remember going here for a field trip in 6th grade

we were making chug jokes the entire time and i got in trouble
Anonymous Canada No.150315794
>>150314414
>usa centre depth
Anonymous United States No.150315802 >>150316423
>>150315662
T A K A G I
A
K
A
G
I
Anonymous Canada No.150315813
>>150315375
u wanted to get stupider and i support this decision
Anonymous Canada No.150315975 >>150316062
>>150315662
>pedo is also a racist piece of shit
whoa
Anonymous Canada No.150316047
PNC is one of the most powerful shifts of forces of the universe.
Anonymous Canada No.150316062 >>150316143
>>150315975
chugs aren't human so its not racist
clearly you never grew up around them or else you'd know this
Anonymous Canada No.150316143
>>150316062
retard
Anonymous United States No.150316287
my marner this morning was nothing to write home about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616-QGQyx-I
Anonymous United States No.150316305
>>150315390
I wish I could learn to be happy in the moment
Anonymous United States No.150316326
>>150315662
Based I went to Plymouth Rock a bunch of times
Anonymous United States No.150316395
>>150315662
for me it was Fort Necessity
Anonymous Canada No.150316423
>>150315802
hello fren hope ur aven a good day
if not i bless ur kind soul
Anonymous Canada No.150316596 >>150316626
>>150314414
demkobros...
Anonymous United States No.150316626 >>150316639
>>150316596
How has demko not retired?
Anonymous Canada No.150316639
>>150316626
he pinky swore that he's 100% healed and good to go for next season so we'll see
Anonymous Canada No.150316719
thus, bud1220
Anonymous United States No.150316847
lil 'rito won too
Anonymous Canada No.150316849 >>150316927
petey got married
Anonymous Canada No.150316860
Anonymous United States No.150316914
can't forget about m1tch
Anonymous Canada No.150316927 >>150316970
>>150316849
Maybe he transitioned
Anonymous Canada No.150316936
>>150314116
Anonymous Canada No.150316947
>>150314414
otter
helley
Anonymous Canada No.150316970
>>150316927
nah he didn't update his twitch account name
Anonymous United States No.150317014 >>150317216
>>150315662

>6th grade

that was 30 years ago for you
Anonymous United States No.150317028
fuck to the penguin
fuck to the fly ers
fuck to the NHLPA
Anonymous Canada No.150317034 >>150317161 >>150317198 >>150317425 >>150317526
Well here's what I think the team is going to look like.
Anonymous United States No.150317161
>>150317034
>Kreider
Anonymous Canada No.150317198
>>150317034
thanks bud this graphic is important
Anonymous Canada No.150317216
>>150317014
I am with in a few years of the late john hock and hoob
figure it out from there
Anonymous Canada No.150317279
I wonder if they're going to make him captain again
, Canada No.150317306
thus
Anonymous United States No.150317416
>>150314433
my canesies :)
Anonymous United States No.150317425
>>150317034
I hope Werenski and Jones get to play together again :)
Anonymous United States No.150317492 >>150317511 >>150317554
>>150317483
Anonymous Canada No.150317511
>>150317492
gay
Anonymous United States No.150317526
>>150317034
Good predictions
Anonymous United States No.150317554
>>150317492
Gross
Anonymous United States No.150317558 >>150317677 >>150317739 >>150317823
I’m going to be a beardlet forever bros
Anonymous United States No.150317677
>>150317558
numales ruined beards anyway
Anonymous United States No.150317739
>>150317558
I think you're cute :)
Anonymous Canada No.150317823
>>150317558
its genetic, not much you can do. had a younger cousin try to roast me a little but when I pointed out how itchy his beard must be he backed off
Anonymous United States No.150317827
what's up retards i just got back from walmart and wendys. after i eat, i'm gonna go clean this pc my boomer bro gave me
Anonymous Canada No.150317833 >>150317855
Dont recall asking
Anonymous United States No.150317855
>>150317833
we do ask here tranny and tiny lost
Anonymous United States No.150317989 >>150318063 >>150318065 >>150318091 >>150318201 >>150318896
they are NOT going to be happy about this bros
Anonymous United States No.150318063
>>150317989
What happened?! The Canes used to be so progressive they even supported Randy's cock addiction.
Anonymous Canada No.150318065 >>150318174
>>150317989
r/hockeys gonna flip
missed opportunity for "hockey isn't for everyone night"
Anonymous United States No.150318091 >>150318116
>>150317989
Hockey is not for troons
Anonymous United States No.150318116 >>150318157
>>150318091

than explain penguins fans

CHECKMATE SEETHING LIBERAL
Anonymous United States No.150318144 >>150318209 >>150318227
picked up some tacos from the food truck a couple of streets away from where i live.
tacos are like little burritos
Anonymous United States No.150318157
>>150318116
Unlock it bud
Anonymous United States No.150318174
>>150318065
>r/hockeys gonna flip
we'll find out once trb starts his redditposting
Anonymous United States No.150318201
>>150317989

>skate
>lose weight
>dilate
>rub the prostate
Anonymous United States No.150318209 >>150318251
>>150318144
noone asked you fuckin tard
Anonymous Canada No.150318227
>>150318144
What tacos did you get?
, Canada No.150318251
>>150318209
trb bubblin at burritos again
thus Canada No.150318271
,
bud Canada No.150318285
1220
Anonymous Canada No.150318310 >>150318342
Do you think you could practice medication by focusing on the experience of marnering? In the same way as people focus on their breathing in mediation?
Anonymous United States No.150318322
I got some medication you can practice on right here pal
Anonymous Canada No.150318342
>>150318310
*meditation
(yes i'm retarded)
Anonymous Canada No.150318345
trb practiced medication after he had a nervous breakdown from memes and had to visit a doctor
Anonymous United States No.150318364
canadian schizo hours are upon us again
Anonymous Canada No.150318374
ummm marner bros ?
Anonymous Canada No.150318423
xhe bubbles, thusly
Anonymous United States No.150318462 >>150318474 >>150318497 >>150318554
Mitch didn't you reveal in a post that trb was just your imaginary friend? You think he's real again now? Bipolar canadians... geeze
Anonymous United States No.150318474
>>150318462
yeah nice try retard
Anonymous Canada No.150318497
>>150318462
remember when you wrote you were gay on your wall kek
Anonymous United States No.150318554
>>150318462
remember when you tried to pose as a japanese poster and fucked it up on the very first post kwab based retard
Anonymous Canada No.150318632
bud1 posters 1
Anonymous Canada No.150318643
hockey is for me.
Anonymous United States No.150318651
schizoposting is for bud
Anonymous United States No.150318672 >>150318692
may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gay
never forget
Anonymous Canada No.150318673
just 10 more days until bud1year anniversary
Anonymous Canada No.150318692
>>150318672
truly the biggest kwab moment of the year
Anonymous United States No.150318701
>muh hockey
Anonymous United States No.150318713
>>150314414
Where are all the sunbelt players? I thought Gary is growing the game?
Anonymous United States No.150318896
>>150317989
>they
when carolina relocates after they lose their 7th straight ECF's appearance, i'll laugh
Anonymous United States No.150318964
watching preseason men's junior hockey
Anonymous Canada No.150318970 >>150319706
found this beauty
Anonymous United States No.150319067
Gonna heat up some black beans for dinner bros

Marner tomorrow is going to particularly pungent
Anonymous United States No.150319204 >>150319228
Gonna heat up some marner for dinner bros
Anonymous Canada No.150319228
>>150319204
vpn off, hans
Anonymous Canada No.150319280 >>150319287 >>150319329 >>150319416
gagner
Anonymous United States No.150319287
>>150319280
jen
Anonymous Canada No.150319329
>>150319280
He's a cancer
Anonymous Canada No.150319371 >>150319430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHEoPOVxaMs
didn't know there was a game tonight, i woulda went and had a few pints of the red
Anonymous Canada No.150319416
>>150319280
fake news
Anonymous Canada No.150319430
>>150319371
You can watch India vs Armenia in the Amerigolem Cup right now
Anonymous United States No.150319473
https://youtu.be/qAJlDWz5zdk
>rochester falls hockey league ??
https://youtu.be/VCvEL4ECb-U
>hockey korea??
Anonymous Canada No.150319512 >>150319537
sexo
Anonymous United States No.150319537 >>150319548
>>150319512
where is this tournament being held?
Anonymous Canada No.150319538
The Sirs are victorious
Anonymous Canada No.150319548
>>150319537
Florida
Anonymous United States No.150319581 >>150319737
>the shitty of Halifax
Anonymous United States No.150319638 >>150319658 >>150319670 >>150319693 >>150319745
I've been thinking about getting the Flohockey subscription
>it's a 150 bucks, though
multiple leagues, though, so... I don't know, still thinking about it
Anonymous United States No.150319658
>>150319638
your limited income made the choice for you, rapey
Anonymous Canada No.150319670
>>150319638
don't give gary money, not even by proxy
Anonymous United States No.150319693 >>150319780
>>150319638
You should buy a jersey from the NHL shop instead
Anonymous United States No.150319706
>>150318970
based
Anonymous Canada No.150319720
still time left to bid on this bad boy in gary's shop
Anonymous Canada No.150319737
>>150319581
my iggies! :)
Anonymous United States No.150319745 >>150319796
>>150319638
nobody wants to interact with you because you're known as the raped bitch
you aren't one of the bro's and never will be
find a new thread to annoy
Anonymous United States No.150319780 >>150319798
>>150319693
isn't your internship over?
Anonymous United States No.150319796 >>150319815
>>150319745
Anonymous United States No.150319798 >>150319811
>>150319780
Gary won't let us leave
Anonymous United States No.150319811 >>150319950
>>150319798
it's for your own safety, goyim, don't bitch about this free roof over your head , plus free food
Anonymous United States No.150319815
>>150319796
you've been doing a lot of that the past 1220 days
Anonymous United States No.150319816 >>150319830 >>150319869 >>150319949
what team would frodo baggins cheer for
Anonymous United States No.150319830 >>150319868
>>150319816
Flames
Anonymous United States No.150319868 >>150319934
>>150319830
good call
>rags for Legolas, Aragon follows LA, Gollum prolly follows Toronto for reasons unexplained
Anonymous United States No.150319869
>>150319816
Montreal Canadiens or the Blackhawks.
Anonymous United States No.150319889 >>150319927 >>150320000
Me? I’ll be pirating every game this year because:
1)fuck Gary
2)fuck fanduel sports network
Anonymous United States No.150319911 >>150319945 >>150319949 >>150320003
If you don't spend at least $2,000 on the NHL every year, you aren't a real fan
Anonymous United States No.150319927
>>150319889
You rebel, you
Anonymous United States No.150319934 >>150321012
>>150319868
thoughts on getting exposed as a redditor?
>>150309861
>>150309882
Anonymous United States No.150319945
>>150319911
Hi, Gary =3, how's the offseason treating you?
Anonymous United States No.150319949
>>150319816
so you don't know
>>150319911
fuck off gary you sad sack of shit we know its you
Anonymous United States No.150319950 >>150319991
>>150319811
since when is getting to sleep under a desk a free roof?
Anonymous United States No.150319976
Listening to riverside
Anonymous United States No.150319991
>>150319950
since they stopped billing you... is why
Anonymous United States No.150320000 >>150320011 >>150320033 >>150320039 >>150320050 >>150320073
>>150319889
I pirate since I don't have a TV in my new apartment
Anonymous Canada No.150320003
>>150319911
I probably spend around that much on beers for all the games.
Anonymous United States No.150320011
>>150320000
checked
Anonymous United States No.150320033
>>150320000
Based. I have a tv but I still watch everything in my laptop.
Anonymous United States No.150320039 >>150320087
>>150320000
gary's tribe wants to know your location
Anonymous Canada No.150320050 >>150320087
>>150320000
checked BUT reported to gary
Anonymous United States No.150320073
>>150320000
nice dubs
Anonymous United States No.150320087 >>150320117
>>150320039
>>150320050
I live in White Plains, NY
Anonymous United States No.150320117 >>150320138
>>150320087
neat, are you David Harbor?
Anonymous United States No.150320138 >>150320153
>>150320117
nope
Anonymous United States No.150320153 >>150320178
>>150320138
Well, that's a shame
Anonymous United States No.150320178 >>150320206 >>150320212 >>150320214 >>150320243 >>150320302 >>150320361
>>150320153
/hoc/ has no famous posters
Anonymous United States No.150320201
>>150314163
cool jam :)
Anonymous United States No.150320206
>>150320178
Gary's famous
Anonymous Canada No.150320212 >>150320248
>>150320178
im famous
you'd know the name
Anonymous United States No.150320214
>>150320178
trb is famous for being on the receiving end of the chilly easter 2022 tragedy
Anonymous United States No.150320243
>>150320178
The /hoc/ pwhl player probably has a wikipedia page
Anonymous United States No.150320248 >>150320688
>>150320212
justin bieber?
Anonymous United States No.150320302 >>150320346
>>150320178
i'm gonna be famous in year or so
Anonymous United States No.150320303
talking to chatgpt about my call with my old man
Anonymous United States No.150320309
Gary
Anonymous United States No.150320327 >>150320333
>/hoc/ pwhl player
Anonymous United States No.150320333 >>150320339
>>150320327
cope she's better at skating than you'll ever be
Anonymous United States No.150320339
>>150320333
checked
Anonymous United States No.150320346 >>150320735
>>150320302
what antics are you planning?
Anonymous Canada No.150320361 >>150320368
>>150320178
What about chris?
Anonymous United States No.150320368 >>150320422
>>150320361
chris chan?
Anonymous United States No.150320372
>Gary
Anonymous United States No.150320401
>chris?
Anonymous Canada No.150320422
>>150320368
Daryl's son
Anonymous United States No.150320432
>Dennis
Anonymous Canada No.150320440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WwZ7G87v0g
Anonymous United States No.150320457
i bet the /hoc/ pwhl player has a wonderful smile
Anonymous United States No.150320459
Anonymous United States No.150320463
>Jets
kicked out of 109 cities
>Thrashers
kicked out of 109 cities
Anonymous United States No.150320502
Garyville 109ers would be a cool team name
Anonymous Canada No.150320541
Pure coincidence that Vault 108 is the Vault full of GARY
Anonymous United States No.150320567 >>150320575 >>150320593 >>150320600 >>150320671 >>150321065
Who do you think will win the Stanley Cup bros? Me? I’m thinking the hurricanes will cuck the oilers for the second time in 20 years.
Anonymous United States No.150320575
>>150320567
eat cock randy
Anonymous United States No.150320593
>>150320567
repeatbowl
Anonymous United States No.150320597
I am already assured of Florida's victory
Anonymous Canada No.150320600
>>150320567
They finally won a conference final game so the skies the limit
Anonymous Canada No.150320671 >>150321201
>>150320567
Florida has no reason to lose.
Anonymous Canada No.150320688 >>150320712
>>150320248
pretty much
Anonymous United States No.150320712
>>150320688
Anonymous United States No.150320717
man, that's a big hat
Anonymous United States No.150320735 >>150322015
>>150320346
probably a novel I put a /hoc/ reference in though
Anonymous United States No.150320825 >>150320851
if you're going to write a book, and then mention it in here, you sure have at a bare minimum five(5) paragraphs set aside for Show'N'Tell with /hoc/
>just saying
Anonymous United States No.150320841 >>150320851
>>
>you should have at a bare minimum
Anonymous United States No.150320851
>>150320825
>>150320841
remember how confident you were when you said playoff goals count towards regular season records? kwab
Anonymous United States No.150320900 >>150320988
how do you go about getting a book published
Anonymous United States No.150320988 >>150321001 >>150321004 >>150321017
>>150320900
You can self-publish, which is rather fashionable these days, or you can talk to a literary agent, and they will read your manuscript and tell you whether you should bother publishing at all, and then recommend you to a publisher
>you could find some partners and open a publishing house, which is another example of things you can do
or, place your publication in a public library, or a university or high school library, if you just want something you wrote to last longer than you do
Anonymous United States No.150320991 >>150321019
Been reading 1984 lately. In other news i just took a doubleplusungood marner
Anonymous Canada No.150321001
>>150320988
tl;dr;budmitchrito1
Anonymous United States No.150321004
>>150320988
tl;dr;budmitchrito1
Anonymous Canada No.150321012
>>150319934
kek n kwab
Anonymous United States No.150321017
>>150320988
thanks bro
Anonymous United States No.150321019 >>150321054
>>150320991
only flush once, brother
Anonymous Canada No.150321054
>>150321019
they made a sequel to 1984. 04/17/22
Anonymous Canada No.150321065
>>150320567
not even a single jersey thrown on the ice. aho is sitting back in finland right now knowing his failure is acceptable to an unknowledgeable cantskate fanbase.
Anonymous United States No.150321090 >>150321144 >>150321188 >>150321289 >>150321363 >>150322236
not a chance in hell you retards have read any book above goosebumps
Anonymous United States No.150321144 >>150321253 >>150322051 >>150322462
>>150321090
Does /hoc/ have a recommended browsing list?
Anonymous United States No.150321188
>>150321090
I enjoyed James Clavell's novels though my least favorite was Shogun simply because there were too many zipperhead names to remember
Anonymous Lebanon No.150321201 >>150321205 >>150321251 >>150321360
>>150320671
I propose a "climate differential pay" salary rule which would allow grey depressing shithole cities like detroit and ottowa to have higher salaries compared to sexy sunbelt cities like tampon gay and "sunrise"
Anonymous United States No.150321205
>>150321201
Gary is a firm believer in the free market and the invisible hand.
Anonymous United States No.150321214
Gary reads a lot of Ayn Rand
Anonymous United States No.150321219
i'm a firm believer in bud's 1
Anonymous Canada No.150321251
>>150321201
i propose bud1 day
Anonymous Canada No.150321253 >>150321304
>>150321144
fiction?
Anonymous Lebanon No.150321264 >>150321302 >>150321305
the 1980s sitcom "Alf" was a biographical of Gary's early life
Anonymous United States No.150321268
04/17/2022 is nonfiction
Anonymous United States No.150321285
The JT Miller pumpkin patch story was true
Anonymous United States No.150321289
>>150321090
goosebumps is more demanding than 1984
Anonymous United States No.150321302 >>150321309 >>150321339
>>150321264
I was born in β€˜92, shut the fuck up.
Anonymous United States No.150321304 >>150321983
>>150321253
doesn't have to be
Anonymous Canada No.150321305 >>150321410
>>150321264
write about your loss to bud, mitch, etc
Anonymous Canada No.150321309
>>150321302
kwab
Anonymous United States No.150321339
>>150321302
>'92
oh no... no no no...
Anonymous Canada No.150321360 >>150321538
>>150321201
I propose that real hockey markets increase their revenues so rapidly that sunbelt teams can't even reach the salary floor when they aren't in the part of their 20 year cycle where they are contending
Anonymous United States No.150321363
>>150321090
Animorphs genny
Anonymous Lebanon No.150321410 >>150321491 >>150321497
>>150321305
did he post from another country one time and now you think everyone is him despite completely different writing style and tone?

man he really got to you samir lol RIP
Anonymous Canada No.150321491 >>150321662
>>150321410
>i swear i'm not trb, hence le different writing style
kwarb
Anonymous United States No.150321497 >>150321662
>>150321410
thoughts on your losses to bud, mitch, and 'rito?
Anonymous Lebanon No.150321538
>>150321360
how can they increase revenue? should they increase ticket prices from $300 to $400 each and beer prices from $20 to $30 each? asking for gar- I mean a friend
Anonymous Canada No.150321540
the vpn juggler, the number 1 bubbler
Anonymous United States No.150321606 >>150322198
erm habs sisters? did we overpay for dobson??
Anonymous United States No.150321608
Anonymous Lebanon No.150321662 >>150321776 >>150321940 >>150322002
>>150321491
>>150321497
>nobody ever travels
wrong dumbass
copey sent me here as the official hockey ambassador
Anonymous Canada No.150321681 >>150321769
we really do need a modern wha at this point
Anonymous United States No.150321688
i have been projectile marnering all day
Anonymous United States No.150321742
t alien imitating human behavior. it's not possible to "launch" a marner directly from the marnhole with any measurable distance
Anonymous United States No.150321769
>>150321681
could be a cure for what ails Gary Bettman
Anonymous United States No.150321774
didn't ask marnlet
Anonymous United States No.150321776 >>150321833
>>150321662
something to he foreign doesn't understand is that North America is a contentintal land mass and our cities are spread extremely far apart.
I'm a Pittsburgh fan it would be a five hour drive to see them play the Flyers we don't have rival teams in the same city taking a train 20 minutes
Anonymous United States No.150321793
Anonymous United States No.150321832 >>150321933
I can't name a single utah player
Anonymous Lebanon No.150321833 >>150321897
>>150321776
do you regret posting this yet retard?
Anonymous United States No.150321897
>>150321833
I live in an English speaking Contintental land mass
Anonymous United States No.150321933
>>150321832
Anonymous United States No.150321940 >>150322038
>>150321662
R A R E
What music do you like?
Anonymous Canada No.150321983 >>150322053
>>150321304
Anonymous Canada No.150322002 >>150322074
>>150321662
>a bill on a piece of paper
why is trb so retarded?
Anonymous United States No.150322015
>>150320735
Let us know what the title is so we can preorder it
Anonymous Lebanon No.150322038 >>150322069 >>150322257
>>150321940
I'm not a sand person anon I'm midwest trash just like you. just over here for funsies
Anonymous United States No.150322051 >>150322133
>>150321144
I’ll include a section in the /hoc/ wiki
Anonymous United States No.150322053
>>150321983
i love dystopian fiction, especially ones that are allegorical in nature
Anonymous Canada No.150322069
>>150322038
who goes to idaho for fun?
Anonymous Lebanon No.150322074 >>150322088
>>150322002
>le boogeyman exchanged his neetbux for the single most worthless currency on the planet just to play a prank on samir
tight dick playa
Anonymous Canada No.150322088
>>150322074
>literally greentexts exactly what he did
kek
Anonymous Canada No.150322115
the vpn juggler, the failed burrito smuggler
Anonymous Canada No.150322133
>>150322051
i read/love all of these books
i think the 4channeler is a "type"
and i don't think the ladies dig it, gotta be honest
Anonymous United States No.150322176 >>150322281
my 7th grade teacher memed me into reading don quixote. prick
Anonymous United States No.150322189 >>150322202 >>150322379
>/hoc/


>now temporarily /lit/ for a limited time only
Aren't you lucky?
Anonymous Canada No.150322198 >>150322384
>>150321606
A) What the fuck does Cal Clutterbuck know about managing a hockey team?
B) MUH DEFENCE is lowest form of hockey criticism.
Anonymous Canada No.150322202
>>150322189
you ever read the chronicles of bud1?
Anonymous United States No.150322236
>>150321090
I haven’t read since college but I’ll read more after I finish my work cert
Anonymous United States No.150322241 >>150322263
me and the boys on the way to idaho to have some fun
Anonymous United States No.150322257
>>150322038
So American football?
Anonymous Canada No.150322263
>>150322241
much like bud did
Anonymous Canada No.150322273
the vpn juggler, raped by the governor
Anonymous United States No.150322277 >>150322392 >>150322408 >>150322515
Anonymous United States No.150322281
>>150322176
What did you learn about Spain?
Anonymous Canada No.150322300
Anonymous United States No.150322331
for me it's Tales from Planet Retard volume 3
Anonymous United States No.150322370
got the boomer's computer wiped. kek he didn't know how to reset it so it was still logged in under his email address and he made a random password he gave me. playing last epoch now :)
Anonymous Canada No.150322379 >>150322480
>>150322189
jack london was a comfy novelist
Anonymous United States No.150322384 >>150322468
>>150322198
>B) MUH DEFENCE is lowest form of hockey criticism.
Saying "goals are the only thing that matter" is
Anonymous Canada No.150322392 >>150322506
>>150322277
i wanna do the audiobook version for this
add some flair
Anonymous United States No.150322408
>>150322277
What are the romantic pairings
Anonymous United States No.150322417
I ship Crosby and Gary
Anonymous United States No.150322437
imagine the structural damage hairy gary would inflict on jen's moose knuckle
Anonymous Canada No.150322462 >>150322496
>>150321144
the main character of this book wasnt buddha, his childhood friend was. his friend achieved enlightenment while he was doomed to another cycle of reincarnation. the other anon that thought buddha went from rich to poor and was still miserable was just an illiterate retard.
Anonymous Canada No.150322468
>>150322384
No because at least goals are accurately and objectively measurable. MUH DEFENCE is always based on feelings instead of facts.
Anonymous United States No.150322480
>>150322379
Love London, Melville, and Hemingway, great illustrators
Anonymous United States No.150322485
Anonymous United States No.150322496
>>150322462
you know damn well this book report is failing, young man
Anonymous United States No.150322506
>>150322392
Let me know when you're finished. It sounds divine
Anonymous Canada No.150322515 >>150322534 >>150322544 >>150322554
>>150322277
>In The Instigator, Jonathon Gatehouse details the unlikely ascension of a lonely New York City kid from a single-parent family who never played hockey and can barely skate to the sport’s biggest job.
WTF gary was raised by a single mother??
Anonymous United States No.150322519
bud + 1 = trb
Anonymous United States No.150322534 >>150322557
>>150322515
Gary Bruce Bettman is a fucking Champion
Anonymous Canada No.150322544
>>150322515
>can barely skate
Anonymous United States No.150322554
>>150322515
wait till you read his early life section
Anonymous United States No.150322557
>>150322534
thoughts on your role in the events of 04/17/2022?
Anonymous United States No.150322572 >>150322583
Anonymous United States No.150322583 >>150322610
>>150322572
based anon made 8th grade reading
Anonymous United States No.150322610 >>150322623
>>150322583
when else are we supposed to read the majority of our written works?
I would recommend revisiting some of those books, it's possible some of you may have missed the point
>of literature
Anonymous United States No.150322623 >>150322643
>>150322610
I wish I died in the 8th grade if it meant you never replied in /hoc/ again
Anonymous United States No.150322635 >>150322648
7th grade gods we eatin
Anonymous United States No.150322643 >>150322654
>>150322623
Man, that's sad
>would you like to make an appointment at the Mental Health Clinic? or maybe just cheer the fuck up?
Anonymous United States No.150322648 >>150322681
>>150322635
i fucked up
Anonymous United States No.150322651
Anonymous United States No.150322654 >>150322677
>>150322643
not as sad as being a 46 year old rape victim who lost to a fat weeb on a chilly easter evening
Anonymous United States No.150322677 >>150322688 >>150322696
>>150322654
You keep telling yourself that, and maybe one day you'll realize you wasted your life on a petty grudge, and where will you be then, lad?
>I wonder
Anonymous United States No.150322681
>>150322648
>Valentine loves Ender because..... she just does ok!!
mormon slop
Anonymous United States No.150322688
>>150322677
xrb is bubblin' thusly kwarb
Anonymous Canada No.150322696
>>150322677
tl:dr don't make a move unless you know you already won
Anonymous United States No.150322697
Anonymous United States No.150322704
>gary loves sunbelts because.... he just does ok
Anonymous United States No.150322705
>pretty grudge
Anonymous Canada No.150322708 >>150322725 >>150322735
why is xhe rb posting books he's never read
Anonymous United States No.150322717 >>150322723
This book gets my highest recommendation of all
Anonymous Canada No.150322723
>>150322717
when are you going to read it?
Anonymous United States No.150322725 >>150322744
>>150322708
the worst part is posting stuff you read between grades 7 and 9 an thinks it's profound
Anonymous United States No.150322735 >>150322744
>>150322708
posing to get attention. same as why he pretends to be a veteran, to have played hockey, to have not gotten raped, etc
Anonymous Canada No.150322744
>>150322725
>>150322735
kwarb
Anonymous United States No.150322764 >>150322771
Anonymous United States No.150322771
>>150322764
xrb having ptsd flashbacks of 04/17/2022
Anonymous United States No.150322799
I want to say Animal Farm was 7th grade, Brave New World was 8th Grade
Anonymous Canada No.150322820 >>150322857 >>150322872
sun ta-zoo
Anonymous United States No.150322830
I'm glad rapey overcame his rape and burrito wounds to achieve junior high reading level
Anonymous United States No.150322831
>"post skates"
>anons scatter like roaches
curious behavior
Anonymous United States No.150322842
Anonymous Canada No.150322851 >>150322854
suppose bud1
Anonymous United States No.150322854
>>150322851
the budopublic
Anonymous Sweden No.150322857
>>150322820
Sun Tzu! TZU ya fuckin kissass
Anonymous United States No.150322869
Anonymous United States No.150322872
>>150322820
reptile zoo
Anonymous United States No.150322884
9 minutes to go
Anonymous Canada No.150322888 >>150322900
I didnt read any of this shit until high school but have read most of whats been posted
Anonymous United States No.150322900 >>150322910 >>150322917
>>150322888
checked
Impressive that you had that much free time, what are you, a writer or something?
Anonymous Canada No.150322910 >>150322926
>>150322900
No i just used to read a lot. 800-1000, page history books were my favorite.
Anonymous United States No.150322917
>>150322900
xrb you have more free time than anyone else. why don't you tell us how you spend it trying to forget bud raped you?
Anonymous United States No.150322926
>>150322910
had to read Gods and Generals over summer it was kino
Anonymous United States No.150322929 >>150322941 >>150322985
dad had a copy of this so I was bretpilled pretty yearly on
Anonymous Canada No.150322941 >>150322985 >>150323045
>>150322929
I've read that once years ago, but i also have the audio book of it on my phone. I also have a copy of Bret Harts book that I've read like 6 times since I got it in 2009
Anonymous Canada No.150322945
youre not supposed to subvocalize the words as you read them you are supposed to scan the words quickly with your eyes
Anonymous Canada No.150322949 >>150323045
Oh and also the audio book of bret harts book is coming out soon, narrated by bret himself, so I'm looking forward to that.
Anonymous Canada No.150322957
bud the bud1hart
Anonymous United States No.150322969
>Bryan Alvarez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAR-DurmA6o
Anonymous United States No.150322983
Anonymous United States No.150322985 >>150323006 >>150323017 >>150323045
>>150322929
>>150322941
Anonymous United States No.150323006
>>150322985
Anonymous Canada No.150323017
>>150322985
Kek ya man he tells it like it is
Anonymous United States No.150323026
Anonymous United States No.150323034
xhe rb be bubblin' once again
Anonymous United States No.150323045
>>150322941
>>150322949
>>150322985
Kek I need to read this shit
Anonymous United States No.150323049
Anonymous United States No.150323069 >>150323080 >>150323111
I mostly stick to historical shit, mainly the bronze age
Anonymous United States No.150323080 >>150323092
>>150323069
Anonymous United States No.150323092 >>150323105
>>150323080
Anonymous United States No.150323096 >>150323126 >>150323128
Goths were cool but every book treats them like nameless mordor barbarians
Anonymous Canada No.150323105 >>150323156
>>150323092
I have a couple things similar to this
Anonymous United States No.150323111 >>150323131 >>150323156
>>150323069
GΓΆbeklitepe or later? I'm more into ancient period stuff, from Sumeria to Rome, and more into the engineering, the political side of it all, wars and such
my sister is into Egypt and the Levant, she's way more into the cultural appeal, the clothes they wore, the buildings they made, who history remembered
Anonymous United States No.150323126 >>150323132
>>150323096
they were until they became christcucks and rebranded as france
Anonymous United States No.150323128
>>150323096
have you read this?
Anonymous Canada No.150323130
thus, bud1 was decreed across the ancient lands
Anonymous Sweden No.150323131 >>150323148
>>150323111
Ah nice fellow history buffs! Yeah I'm into medieval France while the wife prefers subsaharan Africa
Anonymous United States No.150323132
>>150323126
retard
Anonymous Canada No.150323141
budexander razed all combatants before him, before his army fell onto trbopolis
Anonymous United States No.150323148
>>150323131
I get lost when I start reading historical novels and start researching other things
I usually never finish reading anything in my library, very rarely
Anonymous United States No.150323156 >>150323175
>>150323105
Great Courses is great
>>150323111
Mostly mesopotamia, but I find early civilizations fascinating. That one conspiracy faggot kinda ruined gobekli for me. Maybe in a couple of years when actual science is put out, I'll give a shit.
Anonymous United States No.150323175
>>150323156
Never let a willful idiot get you down, lad
>
Anonymous United States No.150323234 >>150323246
I don't enjoy the thread when the raped bitch is posting
Anonymous United States No.150323246
>>150323234
Anonymous United States No.150323259
I learned more about Westphalia here than in 12 years of school
https://youtu.be/xtzu2Dxh4oQ?t=1022
Anonymous United States No.150323330 >>150323346 >>150323481
playing my computer game :)
Anonymous United States No.150323341 >>150323346
9 hours anon is back
Anonymous Canada No.150323346
>>150323330
What game
>>150323341
Ya im here
Anonymous Canada No.150323424 >>150323428
what we reading tonight fellas
Anonymous Canada No.150323428
>>150323424
Nice
Anonymous United States No.150323447
Found the end boss of hockey crackers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQqwsrI2UjA
Anonymous United States No.150323452 >>150323463
Why?
Anonymous Canada No.150323463 >>150323506
>>150323452
To bully Kyrou out of town
Anonymous United States No.150323481
>>150323330
last epoch, diablo clone. just learning the ropes. new season starts thursday
Anonymous Canada No.150323502 >>150323537
>playing games that have seasons
Anonymous United States No.150323506 >>150323515 >>150323528 >>150323903
>>150323463
greeks and serbs are allies
Anonymous Canada No.150323515
>>150323506
It's hockey not 18th century international relations
Anonymous United States No.150323517 >>150323559
when you play the game of marners you flush or you die
Anonymous Canada No.150323523 >>150323559
Anonymous United States No.150323528
>>150323506
Anonymous United States No.150323537 >>150323542
>>150323502
we don't be rude to our friends here
Anonymous Canada No.150323542
>>150323537
We exclusively rude to our friends here
Anonymous United States No.150323546 >>150323559
Anonymous United States No.150323559 >>150323576
>>150323517
>>150323523
>>150323546
not funny we don't call those that now here
Anonymous United States No.150323565 >>150323569
not just any gay mag, mind you, but categorically one of the gayest magazines of all time
Anonymous United States No.150323569
>>150323565
but enough about sweden
Anonymous Canada No.150323576 >>150323598
>>150323559
Flush it down
Anonymous United States No.150323598 >>150323604
>>150323576
true he flushed the >laffs tenure down the drain KWAB


>laffs
Anonymous Canada No.150323604 >>150323619
>>150323598
Ya and now he's the knights new star player so flush their cup chances sown the toilet KWAB
Anonymous United States No.150323619
>>150323604
cope the knights are winners this milly
Anonymous Canada No.150323750
not marning till my flames lift the cup
Anonymous United States No.150323775 >>150323823
moms clean marners for free
Anonymous United States No.150323823
>>150323775
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.150323848
kinda let down rapey didn't recommend Lord of the Flies that was a good 8th grade book
Anonymous Sweden No.150323850 >>150324180
Alcohol is the only thing that makes the pain of life go away.
Anonymous United States No.150323903
>>150323506
Anonymous United States No.150323946 >>150324054
keyword hockey

just had a perfectly straight 14" marner but it should've been curved because of my colon right?
Anonymous United States No.150324018
Anonymous United States No.150324047 >>150324054 >>150324102
we don't measure our marners here
Anonymous United States No.150324054
>>150324047
>>150323946
idiots
Anonymous United States No.150324056
time for a midnight marner
Anonymous Canada No.150324102
>>150324047
everybody checks their marners before they flush it down
Anonymous United States No.150324129 >>150324190
Shannon’s β€œwife” had an medical emergency last week ):
Anonymous Canada No.150324180 >>150324380
>>150323850
Just came off a 4 day bender myself
Anonymous United States No.150324190
>>150324129
that shit is lame. hope she heals up soon.
Anonymous Canada No.150324380 >>150324418
>>150324180
Anonymous United States No.150324392
San Diego Gulls, Portland Winterhawks installing 360 LED rink boards
>I'm sure this will be annoying for people
>Neat tech, though
Anonymous Canada No.150324418
>>150324380
I look like that
Anonymous United States No.150324691 >>150324760 >>150325020 >>150325398 >>150325453 >>150327764
where is everyone
Anonymous Sweden No.150324760 >>150324806
>>150324691
Milan Lucic signed PTO with the Blues.
Anonymous United States No.150324806
>>150324760
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.150324843 >>150324863
Morning marner was lovely
Anonymous United States No.150324863 >>150324915
>>150324843
we don't call those that here now
Anonymous Sweden No.150324915
>>150324863
I call those that here now
Anonymous United States No.150325020
>>150324691
Getting ready for work
Anonymous United States No.150325398 >>150325504
>>150324691
I'm at work
Anonymous Canada No.150325453
>>150324691
Marnering
Anonymous United States No.150325504 >>150325687
>>150325398
Good luck fellow wagiebro
Anonymous United States No.150325528 >>150325541
pens fans grope mens
Anonymous United States No.150325541
>>150325528
There’s nothing gay about grab ass in the locker room/bathroom
Anonymous United States No.150325613
The NHLPA is worse than the holocaust
Anonymous Canada No.150325618 >>150325649 >>150325702 >>150325716
Anonymous Canada No.150325649
>>150325618
Based
Anonymous United States No.150325687 >>150325727
>>150325504
Stay strong brother
Anonymous United States No.150325702
>>150325618
I’d elect him as ceo of the nhl
Anonymous Canada No.150325707
i'd kiss him on the mouth
Anonymous United States No.150325716 >>150325744
>>150325618
they may take our lives, but they'll never take our canesies
Anonymous United States No.150325727
>>150325687
Thanks. I need to take my life day by day and keep fantasizing about where I’ll be in a year
Anonymous United States No.150325735 >>150325743
real frogposter hours
Anonymous Canada No.150325743 >>150325771
>>150325735
Its a frog board/website
Anonymous United States No.150325744
>>150325716
North Caroline looks like that? I thought New Hampshire looked like that
Anonymous United States No.150325771 >>150325793
>>150325743
Weebs might be the last based posters on 4chan
Anonymous United States No.150325781 >>150325793 >>150325890
Frogposters are the best posters on /hoc/
Anonymous Canada No.150325793
>>150325771
>>150325781
pretty much
Anonymous United States No.150325890 >>150325899 >>150325979
>>150325781
Mountain posters are the best posters
Anonymous Sweden No.150325899
>>150325890
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
Anonymous United States No.150325930
Takagi posters are the best
Anonymous Canada No.150325954
bud 1221
Anonymous Canada No.150325968
Meds still not taken
Anonymous Canada No.150325969
Just checked the list and it's confirmed: The next thread on our off season schedule will be Nashville Predators themed!
Anonymous Canada No.150325979
>>150325890
wrong side of the continent, pal
Anonymous Canada No.150325987 >>150325993
i figure i'm a top 10 poster on /hoc/
Anonymous United States No.150325988
trb's anus still not repaired
Anonymous Canada No.150325993
>>150325987
Theres only 10 posters
Anonymous Canada No.150325997
thus, bud1221
Anonymous United States No.150326061 >>150326123 >>150326175
good morning my brothers and sisters
Anonymous United States No.150326105
I’m the Sidney Crosby of /hoc/
Anonymous United States No.150326123
>>150326061
Good morning fren :)
A great day awaits us
Anonymous Canada No.150326175
>>150326061
gm, angel. how'd you sleep?
Anonymous Canada No.150326526
Currently Marnering on company time lads.
Anonymous Canada No.150326569 >>150326685
>Era of Orange: Flyers and Panthers among NHL teams acknowledging Taylor Swift's new album

The NHL is dead.
Anonymous Canada No.150326685 >>150326705
>>150326569
based. teams should start writing passive aggressive songs about former players.
Anonymous United States No.150326705
>>150326685
What would the bruins even say about Marchand?
Anonymous Canada No.150326749
Lets wrap up this shit thread for retards shall we
Anonymous Canada No.150326792 >>150326930
Brad looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see/That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be/I'll bet they're winners, that team he talks about/And they got everything that I have to live without
Anonymous United States No.150326907
chop chop, slave
Anonymous United States No.150326930
>>150326792
Brad lives in a pineapple under a tree
Anonymous United States No.150326940
new
>>150326934
>>150326934
Anonymous Canada No.150326942
Cuckbros...
Anonymous United States No.150327764
>>150324691
just finished marnering
Anonymous United States No.150330202
>>150314490
where you at in minnesota?