Thread 150318521

Blue chip edition

shit thread

That last card was really good

the Madras Hammer from Chennai will zeem

cable stevens the wrestling guy is joining mma

Kody Steele's Kodytender Steelies in 1 bong 30 bings

*enters the thread*

Chills

>>150318521 (OP)
Who the hell is this guy? Does he even fight in the UFC?

>>150318572
if only the picofag hadn't killed himself so he could be here to explain to us what the FUCK pico was doing here

Still dat nigga mayne

REMINDER that Paddy's third most recent win will be fighting in an influencer boxing match with Salt Papi.

>>150318521 (OP)
shit edition shit op

HEEMINDER that it's been over a decade since a native Finn fought in the UFC.

>>150318610
Could you make your link so that we can actually click on it?

>>150318594
i think he was gonna go for a german suplex

REMINDER that Arman is BORING and BITCH MADE

Olympic gold medalist Gable Steveson signs with LFA, is set to make his Professional MMA debut against 1-0 Braden Peterson in the co-main event of LFA 217 on September 12

Arman Sardaukar

>>150318655
Bo Nickal 2.0

>>150318655
LFA? More like "Daddy MMA"

>>150318607
When you say it like that, it makes paddy look like a fraud

Salt Papi is a person? I thought it was Schaub's new special.

Five 10-8s

>>150318707
Zane Simon never misses.

>>150318699
>Salt Papi is a person?
He's gonna be a corpse soon.

Bullyb just sitting pondering the orb as if he's not gonna absolutley buck break the nigger poosman in press conference and in the cage

>>150318747
Didn't Tony already get heemed by that one tiktoker?

Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

>>150318793
Joe Pyfer's hairline offends me. I find it's aura condescending.

>>150318782
I'm afraid Tony raped your brain to prolapse.

>>150318636
Try turning your monitor on!

>>150318655
Hyped up american college wrestlers don't miss

>>150318810
Oh probably.. When is Tony's next fight in the UFC again?

>>150318826
He said he is fighting the Gringo papi

We cannot follow them.

Who you got?

>>150318854
good post

>>150318856
welp
looks like khamzat aint fighting anytime soon

>>150318866
stylebender called next

>>150318856
Hernandez takes this easy

>>150318856
de ridder is fighting way too much, he's finna flush himself

>>150318866
Daddysanya got next

>>150318872
the connotations are bone-chilling

>>150318856
fat sanchez should be able to keep it standing and heem

>>150318856
this and imavov vs. borralho happening so close to each other makes me think they'll just pick whoever has the better performance

>>150318873
He’s weak to bodyshots though

>LOSES to the TIKTOKER
>SKIPS the MEDS
>SMOKES the CRACK
>LOSES the KIDS and WIFE
>ROBS the PHARMACY
>THROWN in the PRISON
>BECOMES the CRAZY VAGRANT
>DIES under the BRIDGE

>>150318856
>>150318573
this De Ridder guy is a beast

>>150318856
>2 interesting Matchups for the champ
>let's book them against each other so that we have 1 exciting possible Matchup less

>>150318856
RDR keeps it standing and finishes fluffy with knees to the body

>>150318881
If Adesanya heems costurd stiff, he might get it

Insane that Israel is still at #4

heem full o bums

>>150318655
Guaranteed can crusher who gets exposed in UFC in 2027

>>150318902
I’m a fluffycel but I hate to say this is true
Nigga takes bodyshots like DC

give dolidze the fucking title shot

>>150318909
paulo gonna get raped again, hopefully he gets cut after this

>>150318916
Fluffy has nearly been caught in front chokes a couple times too. He could def get guillotined or triangled going for a takedown

DANA'S CANTENDER SERIES IN T-MINUS 1 HOUR

>>150318856
>4 fresh contenders having to flush each other
>meaning we'll see Khamzat in Abu Dabi in the first half of next year at best
>between Rob, Izzy and Sean the one who gets jobbed out to the new guard is the most entertaining one
>Jizzy still getting protected with the Costa match up
>Sean nowhere to be seen
what the fuck are they doing.

>>150318932
>indian fighter
UFC wants that market so bad lol
It’s just never happening

>>150318932
lfg Kowshit saars

>>150318933
Daddysanya got next I’m afraid

>>150318933
Strickraped is suspended but you have toxoplasmosis, a parasite found in cats that make you gay, look into it.

>>150318933
Khamzat will defend his belt twice before retiring in 2028
>>150318949
Khamzat -1200 if this was real

>>150318933
There's a non-zero chance Khamzat retires in the coming weeks.

>>150318960
Why wouldn’t he have just done that after the fight?

>>150318933
Khamzat is getting the two free title defenses against Izzy and Sean R. Strickland before fucking off

>>150318932
Sniff my smegma, playa!

RDR got this one

>>150318977
Same reason GSP waited after the Bisping fight.

>>150318933
fazzas plan

>>150318981
is that what your abusive father told you when he raped you?

>>150318986
Mike gapedalot boutta have a new BBC daddy

>>150318981
it smells like bitch

>>150318911
He has more ranked wins than anyone else

>>150318953
>The Nevada State Athletic Commission has suspended Strickland, 34, indefinitely for his role in the incident.
literally meaningless drivel, he should be fighting Caio. Also never had a cat in my life.

>>150318826
tony has transcended the ufc

45 bings DWCS

>>150318996
you just know with khabib's giant ego he's so insecure about how he'd get mogged in the wrestling

>>150319007
A three fight loss streak does not belong in the top 5 under any circumstances.

>>150318953
>Strickraped is suspended but you have toxoplasmosis, a parasite found in cats that make you gay, look into it.
You're a chink. A yellow chink with a micropenis, I fear.

>>150318986
>kevin holland
>rdr is from holand

>>150318929
The sad thing is RDR kinda got exposed by flushed Reddit Rob but fluffy is too small and hurtable to beat him

>>150318986
Holland was a different beast with the buzzcut

ddp's coach told him not to worry about the takedown and then kissed him on the lips

>>150319017
We don't believe he lost any of those.

Khazmat is such a fucking vibe killer dude left me and all of my bros like wtf??

They’re holding Topuria and Khamzat for the paramount + deal
Don’t expect either to fight this year

>>150319058
Oh no I totally expected Khamzat to fight again no!

khamzat fights are so safe he should be able to fight once a week like the good old days

>>150319074
Bet DDP fights before him

Turn your monitor on you stupid bitch.

>Pico's toward u
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Khamzat got the Merab arm

>>150318933
shut up
you WILL watch Sean Strickland fight for the belt again and you WILL like it!

>>150319099
Who the hell is Pico? Thats a WWE fake wrestler you don't even have to dodge his punches cause he pulls them

RDR went to split decision with Reddittaker and saved himself from getting finished by glove grabs yet somehow he's a threat for Chimaev
>LE STYLES MAKE FIGHTS
Yeah Chimaev is better everywhere, DDP had a better chance because of his stand up, RDR has nothing

>>150319136
>doesn't know who Pico is
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Colby vindicated.

>fuffly is weak to the body
>rdr finished future champion bo nickal with a knee to the body
rdr vs cumshot is already a reality

>>150319168
I guess I am a badass for that, thanks.

His nickname is Fluffy. He's a fag

Why are they denying Khamzat the chance to be active when he finally wanted to fight more than once a year again lmao

>>150319180
He's spinning cotton candy with all the sugar in his tank

What kind of weirdo pedophile goes by Fluffy? A gay pedophile rapist

>>150319171
With this new announcement that fight is like a year away since Boralho/Imavov are first in line

I think RDR lands a stupid knee no one sees coming and somehow makes the MW division even shittier than it already is

>>150319195
you shouldn't be levying such serious accusations while basing yourself on a nickname alone. do better.

dricus vs khamzat 2 and 3 have been booked for 2026

Kevin from the Netherlands is fighting for the fifth time this year, this nigga ever gets tired?

de ridder vs fluffy has the same intrigue of khabib vs tony

ju jits vs wrastling

How many bong rips until contender kino

>>150318999
No
>>150319006
Hoenstly? Repsect

>>150319263
idk

>>150319210
That's the initial, kneejerk reaction to the matchup, but remember that he got takedown by Malykhin and pulverized with minimal resistance, twice.
He also got nearly flatlined by Robert Whittaker.
It's just as realistic for Der Ridder to be caught randomly going on one leg and zeemed dead. And when we discard the flukey instant KO outcomes that are possible, it seems like a Hernandez win is inevitable. Fluffy will be the one initiating all of the wrestling, and Der Ridder's guard will likely be entirely inconsequential after watching Hernandez neutralize Dolidze and Allen. We also have to keep in mind that this is a Cardio Bunny fighting a guy who gassed in 3 rounds against Whittaker

>>150319210
RDR is ultra active. He would only improve it as champ. Khamzat will fight once a year

>>150319281
Aaron fucking Pico!

>>150319281
Malykhin is a heavyweight
Hernandez is a fat welterweight with no power. What do you think he’s winning by KO?

>>150319281
SUPERMAJORITY

Aaron “Pulverized With Minimal Resistance” Pico

>>150319313
Malaykin is a heavyweight under ONE's goofy hydration system so he would probably be a light heavyweight in the UFC.

Aaron “Hydration System” Pico

the diddler was simply not good enough to earn a fight with reug reug

any chance the jeet is decent? it would be pretty funny to have one around

>>150319266
You were raped albeit

>>150319313
>fat welterweight with no power
But enough about Robert Whittaker

Cantender in 10 bings

67 days until Gane fights.

If Whittaker can make you do the fucking stanky leg anyone in the world can

>>150319399
Why does it feel like this counter isn't progressing at all?

>bo nickal
>kody steele
>aaron pico
SUPERMAJORITY

What’s with the faggot who writes these retarded essays and is always wrong

>>150319398
Are Scotty is about to REDHEEM that sarr

>>150319447
I swear to god I'm not that guy he's the unironic Ganefag

Aaron “Tallison Teixeira” Pico

>>150319447
just remembered Tallison climbing up the fence like a prison break

Tall man's son from Texas

you knew the picophile wasn’t gonna miss contender series, gotta scout that next hot prospect

Remember that Algerian midget who thought Topuria could beat the Tafa brothers

Remember when the Apex was considered cool because you could hear the sounds?

>>150319510
No I don't listen to Joe Rogan

Bitch I'm the dab daddy

D/A/N/E/R

Don't ask me for advice or you'll be out fishing and smoking weed every day.

dana white's tender love

>>150319552
finna ask you for advice everyday if that's the case

>>150319552
You forgot having sex with men.

The day the contender series gets shut down the UFC regains standards for signings will be a good one

>>150319396
Why do you think that of me

>>150319576
uh fighter nerds are from dwcs

>>150319576
factual

>>150319591
Contender series bums each and every one of them, artificial careers curated by the UFC brass. Not a one will be champion.

oh shit they got my nigga din thomas on commentary

>Wednesday heems
I'm ready

>>150319605
could you not make statements like these with an american flag

prime Nate Marquardt heems Khamzat dead in the 1st round

when you truly analyse it you can split the ufc into 2 eras
pre darren till and post darren till

>contender series veteran
Jesus fucking christ

>goku, naruto
lfg this nigga = boyed

>>150319226
There is no other explanation

As your attorney Id advise you to go fishing all day long, and you'll need pot

>>150319637
what about when till was fighting

is this nigga being walked by his mom and dad?

Tommy Cuozzi is my boy
Don't sleep on him or hell heem you stiff like he'll heem this Mexican BUM.

>>150319688
his dad owns a gym so possibly

defeaning cheers in the apex

Is the contender series on?

sheii nigga

imagine going to a drive thru movie to watch your boy get weemed like that
now you gotta drive home

sherbert dean folks

heeeem

>>150319731
that was actually a good stoppage

nepo baby exposed

>>150319708
Yeah
Come watch on picrel

that was sad actually

who da fook

who the fuck is that

>>150319750
ur havin a laugh mate

>>150319750
I went there once and my full legal name and residential address got leaked, no thanks!

>>150319731
his parents probably asked herb not to let their son get hurt too much

>>150319743
hes young though. brain damage is recoverable, but a loss?

>>150319763
what?

>>150319759
>>150319761
i was wondering too but his announcing was on point so i forgot about it

>>150319765
And you loved it.

>>150319782
Fact check: I do not love it!

>>150319708
Yeah
Come watch on picrel

Another L for pink piglets

where the FUCK is sanko

would be cool if they put some thought into these match ups, dont need to see a -500 beaner kill some weeb kid with his parents cornering him

>>150319793
She's probably cheating on her husband or something

>>150319790
How about you kill yourself.

KILLL YOURSELF NOW NIGGA!!!!

>>150319799
UFC doesn’t want closely contested fights. They want lopsided brutal heems to make these shitters seem marketable

bro what the FUCK are these jewish adverts

>>150319799
They usually have an idea about who they want to sign before the fights are even booked and they just give the guy a freebie

>>150319814
how about you kill yourself you rancid shitskin

>>150319787
You love any and all attention. Typical woman.

>>150319793
Filming her brazzers debut this week

?

>>150319836
>best response he can come up with is n-no you
Classic Shrimpjeet.

Jon Jones would send Khamzat to the Emergency Room.

imagine if this dudes good
i dig his personality

HUES BTFO

>>150319852
Kill yourself spamjeet

>>150319836
You clipped off ya shrimpdick due to chronic AGP sadly

Oh boy another NFL washout heavyweight

nice little bit of casual racism in the promo package

>>150319871
call the cops then you faggot cunt

Boyed

dricus will win this upcoming fight by dropping an anvil on khamzat's head

>>150319866
Those are my favorite fighters, they only need 1 shot. Only thing better is when they're facing a guy who moves like a fighter from a lower weightclass. That's when you know a fight is sure to be fireworks.

>>150319879
What race is this

this hue is going to win, get the contract and go on to get heemed by derick lewis for 15k

>>150318655
THE Braden Peterson? This is a big test. Braden has slop heem of the year, I'm afraid.

>>150319888
American

>>150319888
Whiter than you Muhammad

adesanya will unanimous decision costa in their upcoming rematch and it will be a nothingburger

>>150319888
American, I'm afraid

>>150319888
mma joey

hokit cannot afford anything short of a violent heem. if he accomplishes this he will immediately move to top 10 boy status

>>150319888
amerikanischer hund

>>150319895
Heavyweight is so embarrassing

Need a contender stream

hok is boyed on sight. my eye test has never failed me except for the weeb white boy from the first fight amongst other cases

AARON FUCKING PICOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pico is already punch drunk. Kid will be dead at 35

>>150319879
Good googily-moogily this is one racially ambiguous individual!

>undefeated
>wants to save the dying heavyweight division
>calls nfl players fake tough guys
>thinks brazilians are retarded

>>150319922
>shuffles toward u
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>150319888
football

Aaron Pico? Now that was a fighter
*crack*
*sip*

>>150319940
Back up doo..

OOOOOOHHHHH HE'S KHAMZATTING HIM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES HUMPING HIM

this looks familiar

>>150319961
>>150319962

>>150319895
>A star was born
Chills...

>>150319963
What is this?

hes advancing position you cazoids and landing real knees

nah g this fight ain't it. fast forward for me plz

uriel by falling anvil

that kicking off the cage shit is sick

>>150319980
a contenders stream, retard

Hokit showing exactly why he was in bellator lmao
That promotion had a crazy high rate of wrestlefuck heemlet boring ass fighters

sign both these warriors

>>150319997
Isn't this the virus website everyone keeps talking about? Why do you keep posting it?

>>150319963
top kek

neither of these bums should get a contract but you already know dana will say "i need heavyweights" and sign whichever one of these tubs of lard happens to win

cut both these bums

in the khamzat era? give him the contract right now

>>150320015
fake news

>>150320018
>>150320025
Where are you guys watching?

>>150319999
Checked and truthpilled

cant wait to see the heavy division get some much needed obese stumble bums playa

hokit is fine you niggas are wilding

I've seen enough
open the spike pit

Hokit. Title shot. Now. Book it Daner

>>150320034
fuck off

FACT: shrimpdick is a transgender Indian

>>150320034
I’m cornering Hokit rn

>>150320041
Sub-Zero needs to run out and freeze them both then shatter them right this instant

doo just gave up

Josh "Khamzat Chimaev" Hokit

>>150320047
Bruh all I have is the shrimp spammer and his virus website SDIYBT

this is the beginning of the end of the aspinall era

>head exposed for a punch
>takes a second to see it
>punches
>head still exposed
>doesn't punch again
fucking kek

>>150320066
it's not a virus you imbecile

As boring as a TKO can be

khamzat could learn a thing or two from this guy

HEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
they doubted us

>>150320066
sure thing DANER

shrimpdick is really hopping proxies and samefagging for fucking cantender series
buck broken

>>150320076
You got a virus when ya boyfriends pozzed ya bussy sadly

>>150320071
Gane already ended the Tomala "era"

>>150320088
You were raped

Ring announcer sounds like they just pulled a guy out of the crowd

Just get rid of the Heavyweight division.

ShrimpGOD got ya in a seethe!

WHEN I SAY ALLAHU YOU SAY AKBAR

ALLAHU!

>>150320098
Many times sadly

>>150320105
this

>>150320085
Getting exposed as a brown jeet really mindbroke him

there is absolutely no reason to dedicate this much of your time spamming your shitty website on 4chan other than for malicious purposes. if you've ever visited that website, your entire network of devices has been compromised

Levels are part of the game player.

cut this fag now

HOLY BASED????

glad i pre boyed this nigga

Y'all some little hoes trying to play secret club with these heems smdh

>>150320124
based shrimpGOD

Sex traffickers and Pedo xisters... The Hok is COMING

>>150320120
Based.

why does a video on Jared Cannonier have 11 million views

Tomala's clitty is leaking i fear

>>150320120
>shitty

>>150320137
and transexuals kek

bongs trembling at this next matchup

i know dana is gonna sign hokit but honestly id wanna see him do another contender series match

SHRIMPJEET IS FIGHTING NEXT

you whites will neeeeeever strike like Kaushik

ufc hates perth

Shrimpkumar

good morning saars

shrimp is pakistani dog not indian

chenai is the japan of india
this doo is boyed

Hey shrimpsisters I just posted my gape for free on the site

TOTAL PAJEET DEATH

>>150320220
brown hands typed this post

For everyone making Indian jokes, he would fuck you all up

>>150320220
Haha okay Shrimpkumar

What's funny is I actually have the least idea what's going on out of everybody.

>>150319447
Picofag, Kody Steele, Ganecel, Manhattanfag, also a Dricel and Iliacel

>>150320241
id fight every indian on earth one after the other and fucking batter them

>>150320241
I think you'd be surprised.

>>150320203
>see guys?! i'm not indian, i hate indians!

>>150320254
Factual post I'm afraid.

>>150320265
FAK YOU SIR JOIN MY IP STEAL STREAM OR I SHIT ON YOUR STREET SAAAR

This lad is really Indian, oh dear oh dear...

i wont even brag when he wins

>>150320291
Damn I thought he was chinese

imagine the smell

redeem heel hook saars

we get it bro you train with ryan hall

They really can't fight at all can they?

>>150320342
He’s unironically better than this other dude

>>150320342
Brits? I'm afraid now no...

>>150320357
Grim.

This pale nigga could’ve dove right into the pocket and knocked the jeet out easily

a ryan hall trained indian....

saikugod is a nightmare matchup for khamzat

>>150320331
he's american born and raised but they let him rep the jeet flag

>>150320388
hes born in chennai trains out of ryan hall gym. hes woifes doing a masters in the states or something

P$YCHOmar saar

saar kumar is losing saars

The Calf Caresser of Calcutta

>>150319895
Dada5k vs Kimbo but white.

the saar is running away kek

Neither guy has hands

This is the true definition of a bum fight

>be Indian
>absolutely FIENDING to have feet in my face
You literally can't make this up

Shrimjeet......

>>150320408
he was born in vancouver washington lmao

Gane-esque

just go in and heem the jeet

Can't believe i drank six miller lite tall boys for this

Oh. He's unironically trained by Ryan Hall. Why would anyone train under someone whose entire style has been systematically solved? Lmao

2-0 saikumar

>>150320465
he literally has a thick accent but fluent in english

They should be both tied up and feed to dogs

Aaron "The Wizard" Pico

I'll never forget this

this jeet is a total pussy

>>150320496
*fed

Saikumar needs to try for another heel hook

>>150320485
One of Hall’s teammates won as a +600 dog a couple months ago

OOOOH RIGHT IN THE SHIVAS

Tonight its the first argentinian guy that Is supposedly a grappler hope he does good

>>150320494
probably because he speaks jeet to his parents

>>150320511
Holy guacamole I will now completely change my mind (Saikumar still stands no chance of getting signed regardless of if he wins)

>>150320521
He will not.

>>150320506
Yeah we know you a fed

>>150320524
fair enough that makes sense

ryan taj mahal

If I was a fighter I'd miss weight and nut shot my opponent and shit, Id cheat as much as possible.

>>150320533
Yeah you problably said the same about ribovics and Vallejos, so you a lame bitch

HEEEEEEM JEETY

lee scott is really low iq

jeet CUNT

Lee Scott's bodyshots are getting crispier

REDEEMED

what did I fucking say
>>150320365

DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Sirs....

cheating bastard cant even fight fair europeans have no honor

The first indian that actually knew how to fight and he still got heemed

HEEM REDEEMY

I bet Lee Scott by KO and was about to break my fuckin laptop

Poor poor Shrimpkumar......

AHAHHAAHHA

Why didnt he do it from the first round instead of wasting energy with those gay kick

The jeet crumbled to body punches

>Poojah loses
>Anshul loses
>Mridul loses
>Saikumar loses
Indians are not good at MMA are they?

wtf is that brock lesnars music?

>>150320563
you didn't say that, I did

absolutely pathetic performance by the jeet

shitdians are seething lmao

Indian Beast

Have some pristine Persian minge on its way over. Wore her out 7 years ago when she was 19. Turns out she needs some more of that sweet, sweet candy (my penis).

>>150320585
Yes im afraid Shrimpjeet got heemed indeed

>>150320586
He was doing decent enough
His biggest mistake was training with Ryan Hall

heemed

>>150320579
There’s gotta be a genetic component. Less muscle density or something. Every other race competes and succeeds in combat sports. Except maybe East Africans who just run marathons

Being Indian must be so fucking embarrassing.

Do ya think he'll get a contract even though he missed weight?

>>150320598
whats his name?

kid was retarded honestly

you have a shot to enter the ufc but you spam imanari rolls

>>150320610
I’d give him a shot and make him sign a clause that if he misses weight in UFC he’s cut

>>150320604
Factual post.

>>150320610
hadley missed weight and had a less impressive performance and still got signed, dana's a bit more stingy with the contracts this season though

>>150320611
saikumar

while we are buying up london, you are fighting in cages, pathetic.

>>150320604
he didn't have the stomach to fight he was running away whenever he got hit

>>150320602
mindbroken jeet lmfao

>>150320622
He’s a Ryan hall guy. That’s all he can do

>>150320610
eh it was half a lb maybe he lets it slide but i think it would be setting a president because he hasnt done it before from what i remember

>>150320631
You're buying London?

id fuck his mum

>>150320485
Shieeeett

that's why he was fighting like a retard

>>150320631
gsp wouldn't say this

>>150320610
No he didn’t look that good against a total can

>>150320629
As he should be. The stretch where he gave every winner a contract diluted the UFC talent pool badly

>>150320652
Id fuck anything that moves.

>>150320611
>>150320630
Okay, FIRST of all, it's a biological FEMALE, NOT a MALE. Tou seem to indicate the aforementioned "minge" I'm having over is male on account of using the "his" pronoun, which I cannot stress enough is not accurate.

the jeet was born, raised and trains in the USA btw, literally every advantage possible and he still couldn't conquer his genetic shortcomings

isn't it weird that gamrot would've only been a problem for islam but nobody else at the top of lightweight

>>150320661
Shut the fuck up nigga

jeets cant fight, i dont fear

stream pl0x

>>150320673
Gamrot can't do shit to Islam when it comes to the ground game

Islam will just TKO him

>>150320660
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150320661
>hello sirs it's me the local mutilated amerimutt i have very sex that's why i have to mention it when you're watching heems yes sirs i have sex please believe me
Dilate back to r.eddit obeseo

>>150320667
Neither can TWPiglrets sadly…we are so pathetic and inferior to Muzzdaddies

>>150320675
Being Indian must be so fucking embarrassing. Somebody in THIS thread probably is Indian, but not me thank god.

>>150320678
fuck off cock sniffer

>>150320693
thanks b

>>150320693
Hello jeet

>>150320661
Gender is not biological. Get off 4chan and read a book.

>>150320693
Virus.

i don’t want rdr or fluffy to be eliminated from contention. i wish they’d just done de ridder vs khamzat and fed dricus to fluffy

one day shrimp's sleeper agent will activate and kill the pc of every heemster that dared visit the site

i want both guys to lose

>>150320711
nope, it's legit

>>150320714
yeah they both have more chance to beat Khamzat than dricus

>city kickboxfag
no thanks
please heem this aussie twat

>>150320660
Based high test behavior

>>150320714
Daddysanya got next

I dont trust Cam Rowston he lost to a 5"8 fighter who slammed him half the time in the DWCS. If I'm wrong then I'll be surprised

>>150320739
>muzzjeet
that might be the worst combination on earth, no, it IS the worst lmaokek

>>150320714
Khamzat isn’t fighting until international fight week next year

>>150320768
5'8" guy who was significantly stronger
Strength is absolute everything else is a meme

Lmaooooooo @ that female ref clip

this bum lost torrez finney lmfao

You guys don't seem to understand. I'm about to have sex with a WOman. A female. That is, she has a vagina (a superb one, I might add) and breasts (perky ones, I might add).

Seethe if you wish.

>>150320686
Factual post.

>>150320844
when is finney fighting next

>>150320798
t. Never wrestled never rolled never boxed

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

weem stoppy

>>150320860
>t. Never wrestled never rolled never boxed
get in the gym you lazy bum

GIVE HIM A CONTRACT DANA

weem day

Paki janny is mad hehe

HEEEEEEEEEEM

BUCK BROKEN

TICTOC HAMZA

Huge win for us white piggies

>>150320860
I'm sorry you're a fragile week "man"
Hope you get better soon

>>150320714
I like Fluffy but let’s be real here: his striking sucks, both in terms of offense and defense; if he ever fights DDP he’s getting heemed. I hope that he improves before that, though.

>>150320891
die rat

Just had wild sex.

Just how good is he.....?

sugar plum joe

>>150320914
RDR striking is also complete garbage

>>150320914
DDPs wrestling just got so exposed i think fluffy can come up with a gameplan to beat him despite the size difference

>>150320914
his striking isn’t that bad. it’s not worse than de ridders

>>150320920
No. I'm about to do that. Not you.

>>150320945
RDRs striking looks goofy as fuck but he’s way more effective and dangerous on the feet than fluffy

Jeet got so mad his jeetboy got SMASHED by a Brit he started handing out bans kek

>>150320920
What's the dog's name?

Wow

.

Why don't grapplers just start their fights crawling around? You would count as a grounded opponent so the rules say you can't be hit in the head, also you would be closer to your opponent's legs to start wrestling.

>>150320979
Du Piggy piglets......

I hope the Argentinian wins to show solidarity to their plight.

>>150320930
>>150320945
Just to be clear, I didn’t state that Fluffy’s striking is worse than De Diddler’s in any capacity; it’s not. I’m just saying that it’s not good enough to hang with Dricus; he has zero head movement and gets hit too much. I hope that he wins, though.
>>150320932
It’s entirely possible.

How Is he the favourite he Is a who just as the argentino

Argie will heem

Short arms all cranium

>throws DDPs out window
it's over

>>150321055
I'm afraid nobody is using your data collection stream Shrimpjeet

Zoomer vs Unc. Youth vs experience right here.

>>150321078
30 people rn, spamjeet

niggas name is despacito

>>150321043
yes why is the down syndrome chris benoit the underdog

Exposito looks like a turbo reachlet

>>150321096
I'm afraid your Indian friends hardly count as people

This little Argentinian fella looks like a gnome.

Reminder that he Is a grappler
>>150321124
Your guy Is del ano (from asshole)

Oof del ano sisters that’s not a good name

peachly roid gut on the argie

Delanus is gonna heem

keep an eye out for a kid named delano

>>150321149
We leaving with the name win anyways

pot shotting this bum

he's going to piece the argie up for 3 rounds and not get a contract due to no heem

Yo let’s bant on Verdick.

I love a good old fashioned Latino bum fight bros

>>150321218
They don't see themselves as latino i cant remember what they called

EXPOSITO more like EXPOSED

>>150321236
I don’t care how they see themselves

EXPOSITO more like EXTRA SHITTO

>>150321215
faggot

Delano is gassed he is about to get brutally heemed

That has to be the worst corner work I have ever seen

>>150321133
seethe shitskin

Nah they were hyping delano like he was some shit and he going life and death with a grappler

heeminder: khamzat was saved by the bell. if fights were 6 rounds, gilbert, usmeng, and ddp would have all beat khamzat.

>>150321272
I know this has been very hard for you

>>150321272
stop being sour grapes, is not uranus fault your boy is shit

DC said Delano is the only fighter in this card thats UFC ready.

>>150321272
Poor poor Bumgentinian....

dricus smiling in between rounds and never gassing despite getting dominated gave me C H I L L S. african niggas is built different. we WILL be so back.

>>150321312
You would kill to have ribovics or Vallejos, You only have mallot

>>150321336
>>150321314
He Is getting a contract for shure

Nah fuck that!

>>150321346
He looked like he wanted to cry you poor little piggy

nuttin but respek

>>150321301
don't let them cover it up

Cantender Series bums. Don't sign any of these guys.

>>150321349
Blasted that baboon.

how do I fast forward

Why is there a huezilian without tattoos

Let's be honest this fight was better than khazmat vs DDP

In hindsight now Cam Rowston, Delano and Jimenez are defo getting a contract. I'd be surprised if Lee-Scott gets one and idk about Hokit

Why do indians get fucking smashed to pieces in the ufc?

That kid got peached the fuck out, oil checked and received copious amounts of cte for like 10k and a thank you from Dana.

>>150321399
The British guy was the only one that looked like an actually good fighter so of course he won't get one

>>150321399
Hokit? More like Fuckit.

>>150321421
>fighting again an indian
>while over the weight
yea no shit

Heidi and the translator are having the sexo

>>150321421
Might just be the most retarded post on heem this year
Kill yourself mutt

Thank you shrimp!

I’ve seen enoogh, give Delano Fili

>>150321453
You left your VPN on bro

>>150321457
Why are you thanking yourself in 3rd person Shrimpjeet?

Stocks up since I boyd Delano

>>150321475
Shrimp had 750 heemers watching 319 you lonely retard

DOODOO DELANO

He sign the hw fag? Wtf

>5 contracts
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

>>150321527
they literally have nobody in that division, at least they can sell that guy as fat sean strickland

>>150321502
>I had 750 sirs watching 319 you lonely retard
Good for you jeet

>>150321527
Nigga heavyweight is a turbo dead division, he literally will sign anyone who looks remotely decent

Danus White getting creampies tonight, he’s feeling fruity and sugary handing out contracts today.

LETS GOOOO EXPOSITO WITH THE ALMOST SIGNED

>>150321552
india is range banned lmao

daner press conference time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRqq9pnDtaU

>>150321577
The shrimpjeet doth protest too much

Thread slave make the thread

>>150264098

>>150264098

>>150264098

>>150321615
spamjeet, why do you hate shrimpgod? did he ban you from his stream?

>>150321661
>>150321661
>>150321661

>>150319888
whiter than you

>>150320018
but they cut the best fat blob in buday