Thread 150321661

sleep edition

Can’t follow em

>>150321661 (OP)
Gay sport

Statistically speaking at least somebody in this thread right now is Indian. Fortunately I know it's not me.

daner speaking soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRqq9pnDtaU

>>150321687
yeah it's spamjeet

That's just how she goes bud

Expósito got the name win, the respect win and the almost signed win

>>150321693
We don't sign our posts here.

shrimpGOD

khamzat wouldn't have gotten a contract for his latest performance

Khamzat's influence is crazy.

Has an indian ever won a ufc fight?

>POZZED PIGGY GO OINK OINK *SQUEAL*

>YOURE MY SEXY DADDY ZATDADDY!

>I VANT SEXY DADDY LOADS!!!

>I HAVE A BACON BUSSY THAT NEEDS SEXY DADDY BRAISING!!

>PIGGY NEEDS SLOP, ZATDADDY!!!

>>150321661 (OP)
Sexy Usdaddy.

Oh shit is that a pigeon fighting with a cat? *Download*

First indians dont have food, there culture makes it so every roll every sparring is basically russian rulleting your inmune sistem, then they have no fight culture or history

I have chills...

>>150321747
Crazy how this was literally how the entire fight went.

>>150321692
nevermind

>>150321804
Well said my white brother.

CHILLS

daner calls fake pressers and tell fake announcements to his employees to root out any helwani leakers

>>150321840
Coldest photo in MMA history?

>>150321739
Hamza would shit himself if he were to fight Yole.

>>150321840
there are levels to this game khamzat will simply never reach

how has the "piggy sirty diaper bussy" spammer not been banned? I got fucking banned for the most bullshit reasons. it must literally be a janny posting that gay shit.

>>150321731
Anshur Jubli won one

>>150321853
Found it.

>>150321853
This one.

>still no word from ddp
um.. is he ok?

late 5th round ddp is a fucking problem for anyone. he's downloaded the data for the rematch.

>>150321840
Dirty Diaper Piggy knows his role and bottomed for his Zatdaddy...

Dirty Pregnant Piggy is keeping the child...

How do you escape from this?

>>150321861
Two /sp/ jannies are pakindianslims, so the math.

can you say TRILOGY?

>>150321878
He's drunk off Zatdaddy spunk I'm afraid...

>>150321866
lmao you’ve got to be joking, one fucking fight out of a billion of those cunts. That’s PATHETIC

isn't it insane that the most dominant title victory in history will likely result in a rematch simply because ddp will climb back to the title? also, is it really even the most "dominant" loss considering he didn't get finished? getting ko'd or sub'din 5 seconds would be worse.

>>150321910
definitive proof that without the laying gameplan khamzat is fucked. he wouldn't even win the real grappling.

>Me boy... What have ya done to me BOY... ME BOY'S A VEGETABLE.... DAMN YOU CIRYL GAAAAAANE
SOON

can't believe dricus had a broken spine and still survived. the guy is far too humble to ever tell anyone that he was fighting with a broken spine, but I know from legit sources that it was the case.

WOW guys check the presser the hulk guy is good he threw some facts, he Is close to me boying him

>>150321945
The UFC’s just catering to the cazzies. Pissy had a more dominant title fight against Bobby Reddit.

>>150321954
Trust the plan

Du Pigshit got his pork pulled and braised with Zatdaddy sauce...

>>150321861
Don't look into it pal.

>>150321840
Spammy is NOT gonna like this :eyes_emoji:

People forget, man

People forget, man

People forget, man

Yep i am fapping in a bit no guilt

Conor humiliated Dee Devlin in front of the world.

>Du Pigclit was raped by his mom

KEK!

spammy has never been the same since strickland lost to ddp. he's been full ddp jihad ever since. he even spammed pro-izzy shit despite hating izzy. lmao.

>>150321840
lol

>>150321730
>kitten has better ground game than ddp

>>150322091
CHILLS

Usdaddy won.

>>150321730
Pigeon won this exchange

just how good is former LW Gilbert Burns?

where the fuck is daner?

>>150322177
He's gonna keep earning story wins as Chimaev's reign of dominance continues
Nice passive story income

>>150322047
Replace “Dee Devlin” with “Khabib Nurmagomedov” and you’ll be spot on.

they should make an ultimate belt in a free weight tournament. No weight cuts, no bulking, just come in at the weight u want and fight

>>150322327
Easy win for Topuria

>>150322351
topturo would get destroyed by M. Gane

>>150322354
Look at how relaxed ddp is. Legs crossed, smiling, thriving, the guy was MADE for bottom position.

this contender series fight just got bumped up to the perth card

Abus will redeem the European peoples when he takes the belt off Khamzat’s gassed out corpse

>>150322369
but why

Great stream by shrimpgod

DDP by falling anvil

Ground. Clock.

realistically they should just shoot any fighter who tries to lay

that new HW guy might just be better than buday fear I say
but would he be better at LHW dude weighed in at 226. DC said he was 250 fighting at LHW

>>150322507
the brazilian he fought was an absolute tomato can
dude gave up after 4 minutes

>>150322524
true he has potential at least

back from my 3 day vacation boys

MMA and Boxing is haram
Totally prohibited
https://youtu.be/Y78KbpAAr8A?si=sv1_clEFu2dRnWG8&t=100
https://youtu.be/YuSBnAK7v1M?si=V55tH_vDlEySZJaQ&t=151

>>150322553
Rock that body, come on come on rock that body

>>150322559
thank u brother for ur findings

>>150322605
some1 stole your joke nigga

>>150322604
Hap Chandler??

there's no highlights from the ddp vs chimaev fight

NOOO wahh I need my tik tok power slap clip highlighterinos or I can't enjoy fights :(

>>150322625
Fr nigga? Which bitch ass nigga did dat?

>>150322647
craig jon jones

>>150322653
if i knew bjj i'd kick dis fool's ass

>>150322653
Submission Radio? That's that crap we do watch here.

de plessis was crucified for his crimes against the ufc

de plessis was crucified for his crimes against the south african black pipo

imagine if khamzat just starts crucifying niggas left and right and it attracts global attention

>michel pereira is buried in the prelims of late night/morning china card
HAAHA

kek imagine getting quoted with the shit eating chud pic

wow he imagine and it revved him

Its time

sterling will probably sub ortega in the 2nd

Lindsey broke my heart lads.

>>150321661 (OP)
anyone know where i can watch this years contenders' series replays?

Ufc bjj 3 better be good, cji 2 Is gonna be insane all the top dogs there 5 v 5 teams its gonna be crazy

Spammy is indian, smelly, low IQ, has a tiny shit colored micro clitty, and repulses ALL women within a 100 mile radius. This brown retard really eats POOP and has AIDS! Ewwwww!

took a big khamzat in the chimaev just now

DDP by falcon amble

OUTSIDE KELVIN GASTELUM WHAT RANKED MW COULD STUFF THOSE TDs?

MAYBE FLUFFY?? THE CHECHEN IS A MUCH MORE INTERESTING PUZZLE THAN THE K1 ALUMNI CLUTTERING THE DIVISION. THINK OF THE KILLER'S ROW DOWN AT 170.

>>150322823
s'tough b

>>150322798
the urc usually releases their own highlight video on yt, it'll probably be up soon

>>150322838
dont even need to stuff them if you have the threat of a knee or something

>>150322798
Matbe because the UFC is friendly with Russia, the kremlin does a better job at cracking down on Piracy than they do other media

>>150322653
thumbnail looks like a dick going into a gaped ass

>>150322871
Turn on your monitor.

After JDM ko's pisslam he'll go up and heem shazmat.

CAP THIS POST

>>150322878
More like this post is cap!

>>150322878
He’s too small for 185
Agree he heems Islam tho

>>150322878
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

Just did something stupid
Put a ceramic plate on a stove and it exploded

when's the walker viewing, saturday morning right?

Dirty Diana, no!

Dirty Diana, no!

An intriguing quandary.

>>150322906
>poland

>>150322906
Fucking idiot

>>150321661 (OP)
What happened to this guy man

>>150322956
I’ve heard it both ways.

Breaking news: Australian man believes Australian fighter has a bright future and will do well in his career

Having diner with Poatan

>>150322961
>wife is a pawg milf that likes to live well off
>cant keep breaking your body for the fight game
its tawf dawg

>>150322960
>>150322959
I didn't think it would explode because it wasn't cold

>>150322973
Me on the top left

>>150322999
youre black?

just put joshua van in the microwave

Chimaev REFUSED to advance position.

We comin for you Tom Aspenladd

>>150323005
My dad is

>>150322995
check the bottom of the plate to see if it can be microwaved

Shrimp is indian, smelly, low IQ (less than 74), has a tiny shit colored micro clitty, and repulses ALL women within a 100 mile radius. What a SAD SAD stinky brown retard!

KEEEEEEK LAUGH AT THIS SMELLY BROWN WEAK SHITJEET!! Even a small child could beat this brown freak up!

Spammyjeet is indian, smelly, low IQ (less than 74), has a tiny shit colored micro clitty, and repulses ALL women within a 100 mile radius. What a SAD SAD stinky brown retard!

KEEEEEEK LAUGH AT THIS SMELLY BROWN WEAK SHITJEET!! Even a small child could beat this brown freak up!

>>150323015
He's going to get walled by Marcus Tybura

Real talk though anyone who uses shrimp's link is a fucking idiot
That is guy is 100% grabbing your IP and shit

>>150322177
Khamzat was just being retarded and respected his blowjob jistu accolade and decided to stand and bang with him instead of just controlling him.

>>150323053
Scamming ranjeets tend to do that

>>150323053
The heckin IP?!?! Maybe he'll know what web browser I use too?!?!

Who the fuck is this Shrimpjeet guy?

>>150323053
All sites log your IP you techlet retard, learn how the internet works you mong

Has an Indian ever won in the UFC?

But what about Sneed eh?

>>150322894
>>150322894
shazmat can come down to 170 then
>>150322904
sorry mate I'll try to stop

Zatdaddy is going to become a Triple champ and pozz many, many, yt piggies along the way, I lament.

>>150323083
WE lament.

>muh IP
how the fuck are people this retarded in 2k25?

>>150323071
A guy who likes to spam links to his pirated stream
He's done this for months and we ignored him but a bunch of new fags started engaging with him and now it's triggered a schizophrenic who spams the thread with seethe about shrimpjeet

>>150323091
The irony is that 4chan is literally a CIA honeypot

he obviously said IP as a shorthand for any number of exploits that can be embedded in his site

hunter campbell lurks /heem/ in search of prospects for dana white's contender series

Sneed.

ShrimpGOD

>>150323113
That would be implied with the and shit

jackin off my balls on hunter campbell's forehead

the lobster has my exif data shut it down

rumor has it, if you post your training footage here, mick maynard will appear to you within 4-6 hours with a contract

reddit seethed over the hulk guy kek

>>150323164
Thanks for the reddit update bro where would we be without you

>>150323173
Bro is like Heavyweight Strickraped

DIE PIGGY!!

>“I’m a wrestler so I’ve known Aaron Pico since he was a boy,” Cormier said in a YouTube video after the event. “That was a bad knockout. His teeth were clenched together, they couldn’t get the mouthguard out. It’s very concerning for Aaron Pico. He’s been knocked out now multiple times, and when he’s gotten knocked out, he’s gotten knocked out really bad. So … a little concerned on the Pico side.”
very thoughtful of DC to share his own fears of never being able to open his mouth and eat again

>>150323186
you can tell it's AI because cumrat threw harder than a pitter patter rabbit punch

>>150323224
would have been better to have Evloev gently hump him

in the end all brazilians become big nog, why is this

>>150323266
>its real

>>150323278
little nog mogging tf outta him
Darker skin, fuller beard, squarer more defined face

>This was a Heavyweight in the early 2000s
Bro is built like me

Aaron Fucking PICO
>shuffle hard and fast

>>150323296
You could qeem the fuck outta Schaub. Congrats.

>>150323315
Golden Gloves Champ, Aaron Pico to you

movsar has been long forgotten

Thoughts on ilia overtaking Islam as the #1 p4p?

>>150323429
islams gonna lose to jdm so yea

>>150323434
Lmao JDM is a bum

>>150323442
a big bum and islam is smol

>>150323397
Reminder that Aaron Pico not 1 time fought a single RANKED fighter in Bellator, he never fought
>AJ Mckee
>Pitbull
>Emanuel Sanchez
>Pedro Carvalho
>Juan Archuleta
>Ádám Borics

Even in Bellator he was fighting NOBODY, this man got rushed and never was made to think in the cage. Him being all out agressive worked because he was fighting guys who did this part time.. He could've been a beast, but fighting cans will have you being a can yourself

>>150323454
Islam is 5'10
JDM is 5'11

>>150323455
he fought Borics and Carvalho

>>150323466
O_o

Pico will be back even stronger h8ers cant stand it

Watched nearly every single even for the last 2 years and no idea who the fuck is pico

>>150322091
W T F

>>150323510
Pico hype goes way back

>>150323510
hes bellator u fool

>>150323538
We don't watch that shit here

some of us are certified Picoholics

P I C O P H I L E

>>150323455
And yet he was winning until he wasn't

Who's pico

Got a 30 days suspension from the commision for posting "Nigger"

>>150323596
Nigger

>>150323538
we don't watch that crap here

>>150323580
a future champion. CHAMPICO!

>>150323596
Bo Nigger

>>150323589
he actually has bicep development

>>150321840
Momentum was shifting in R5. We can say fairly that Chimaev won the decision, but Dricus was winning the fight.

I have no idea why Yizha is 7/1 favourite against Wilson. Both suck, but at least Wilson has a win in the UFC.

>>150323596
That’s not why you were suspended; you were suspended for signing your posts.

DDP by falling piano

>>150323666
Both lost the story: Hamza on grounds of crotchsniffing for the entire fight, and Dricus for performing worse than a fat lightweight and an aging welterweight on one week’s notice.

Pico is merely CTEmaxxing like Reyes and is ready for a hall of fame run

DDP won

>>150321811
Erm title shot for what?

DDP won

>>150323702
Reyes cured his CTE

>>150323510
He was a project at bellator for like 7 years
Never won a belt, which is a massive red flag because a bellator belt is like a ufc 10-15th rank
For me it was surreal to see that some people were hyping him up in 2025, because he got chinned and exposed all the way back in 2019
Bellator fans have infinite patience

>>150323596
Thirty?!

DDP by falling anvil

>DDP won
The brain damaged piggy award

>>150323704
>>150323712
lol. Dri Du Cuck got WRESTLED,HANDLED and KEKED out of the belt. These faggots need to learn a god damn ground submission and stop hoping can LE SPICY BANGER for an entire career.

I scored it 48-47 Dricus

>>150321945
No one wants a rematch

>>150323704
>>150323712
He didn't win, but he was beginning to win.

PIG DOWN
PIG DOWN
PIG DOWN

Does anyone else think DDP is a huge coward? I’m ashamed to have rooted for him.

Khamzat was very classy in complimenting Dricus, and here Dricus is, totally radio silent, not addressing his fans at all. Instead, he hides behind his coach making a lame statement. He can’t even face us, look us in the eyes and explain himself.

And furthermore, he’s not coming back stronger, I mean, what the fuck were they doing the whole training camp? They literally had one thing to train the entire time and still managed to look absolutely terrible and amateur. Is khamzats grappling just like, the best in MMA history?

>>150323734
>>150323737
>>150323747
>>150323749
DDP won

DDP won
Shrimpgod won
Cumshot lost
Spamjeet lost

>>150323758
How do I up updootthis post?

DDP by falling anvil

>DDP won
>Shrimpgod won
>Cumshot lost

>>150323764
This is invalid and incorrect. Arman Tsaryukian has dispelled the notion that Khamzat didn’t wanna strike or just wanted to wrestle. He asked permission to stand and bang, but Arman denied it.

DDP won
Browns lost

>DDP won
LMAO these piggies are still coping! Oink for ya Zatdaddy, piggy!

>spamjeet shilling for cumshot
Kek confirmed shitjeet

>>150323774
You think you’re clever third world cuck shit shut the fuck up and come do my manual labor for Pennies while I pound your tortas.

>>150323782
The raped returns.....

>>150323799
Kek this
DDP won

Poor, poor, little prolapsed piglet...

>>150323782
Awful fight.
Whomstever thought this up should be fired.

Piguru sisters...

>>150323678
Westin Wilson is a punching bag with a shit chin and zero striking. All he can do is sub guys. If you want to bet Wilson take him by round 1 sub. He either gets a tap quick or he gets knocked out cold

New man

>>150323811
Izzy is in need of an ego boost fight
The only redeeming thing about it would be the hilarity of Izzy possibly losing to Paulo. I say this as an Izzy fan. He needs to do one last super fight, not someone he’s fought before, and retire.

>>150323802
Lmao

>>150323819
I'm going Wilson 30-27

LOL Zatdaddy really turned this petrified piggy into a foot slut!

>>150323829
It sucks that they are setting up Costa like this. We've seen already that Israel is a bad matchup for him. I guess his years of fooling around with UFC admins is coming back to haunt him.

DDP by shuffling pico

I love mma, watched the big fight last weekend and it was just one guy humping another guys leg for 25 minutes

Oink on ya Zatdaddy's BBC, piggy!

>>150323855
it was not a main event anyone will ever watch again I clairvoyantly dread

Piggers... Not like this..

It's fair to say that DDP was never good.

just got a call from Dana, pico's fired

>>150323761
and Dri Du Cuck lost to Sean Strickland retard. The retarded judging gives lanky kickboxing faggots way more advantage and is more unfair than a guy wrestling the shit of someone. Khazmat put your cuck on the ground and imposed his will. Your man DDP has weird phone poll arms and connects with more bullshit strikes that don't mean anything but give the appearance to retards of a "significant strike".
If the state commissions actually ever use even a mid tier boxer as a judge the lanky faggots would be losing decision after decision and their entire bullshit style would be done because a boxer would understand how ground control works under the rules.

>>150323758
all fighters should fall off the face of the earth after a loss, go train for as long as necessary, then let their return to the media be the fight booked announcement.

Where's the chechen

>>150323882
according to my scoring criteria dricus beat khamzat 49-46

SIR

croatian policy enforcer

>RDR vs Hernandez confirmed
FUcking gay.
It should have been RDR vs DDP

But with this announcement, it would at least free up DDP vs Borrachinha, but they won't even do that, choosing Borrachinha vs Israel instead.

UFC matchmaking in shambles.

Mirko Crocop kicking Hasbulla off a dam cinematic shot big eyes scream cry vomit explosion blood

WHO THE FUCK makes the ufc matches?
If it were me everything would be awesome and we'd have khamzat vs pantoja already

>>150323835
Wilson hasn’t been out of a first round in his last 14 fights

Topkek >>150323905
You can thank Arm*n for the boring shitfest on Saturday night.
And people want to see this shitter do the same thing to GODpuria.

No, Arm*n. You don't get a title shot for ducking out against Makhachev, pretty richboy. Paddy gets that shot because Paddy STEPS UP.

We don't need another Caucus region dingbat hugging his way to a belt.

ARM*N, EAT SHIT, FAGGOT.

Gauge Young? Now that’s a fighter

>>150323952
Du Plessis needs at least a year off. Bro looked awful out there.

pointing your finger towards the sky and chanting “alawoo ockbawhr” is the best base for MMA.

>>150321840
DDP was Diazmaxxing, he didn't lose, he just ran out of time

>>150323975
He has been fighting real ones in the West. Yizha is fighting goofs in Asia.
Wilson - 1 win in UFC
Yizha - 0 wins in UFC.

>>150323984
Based and redpilled

>>150323986
>yizha -1200
>wilson +750
lmk how that pick works for you bud

>>150323952
Brother it’s obviously gonna be winner of Hernandez rdr takes on winner of Khamzat vs imavov/borralho

I’m guessing after everything is said and done and they get one more W, it’s still gonna be RDR vs khamzat

>>150323782
Izzy should just retire if this is the direction his career is heading. I'm sure his contract has a guaranteed fuck load of money just to show, but it's not like he can't make that back in other areas

>>150323995
It's a China card so I will be watching live as Wilson pounds this fraud into the ground.

>>150323983
part of it yes

Yes, nice victory but,
NOT SO FAST…. Khamzat…
You still have someone to answer to.

>>150324023
THE Bum Nigger?

>>150324024
The only middleweight with the proper wrestling chops to challenge Khamzat, im afraid.

If khamzat did that to ddp imagine what THIS guy could do to him

>>150324032
I'm scared

Zhang vs Shevchenko is my reason to live right now if I'm being honest

>>150324034
yeah sorry i was going to post a webm of kadyrov beating khamzat but it's too big and doesn't fit in 4chan's tight asshole and I'm too lazy to compress

What do u do if u see THIS when u wake up? I would be mortified

>>150324024
Bo will outwrestle Khamzat using his patented groin shot + takedown technique

>>150324036
get hideous mutant off my screen now

Okay, I'm coming clean. I wasn't using heem whenever the "we cannot follow them" meme started, and now I'm scared to ask what it's referring to

>>150324046
Future middleweight champion Bo Nickal*

>>150324044

That's a liberated woman. She's not trying to get your dick hard, she is a warrior. You sound scared, little boy.

Yo how is it possible that I fail twice in one morning....
>>150324040
this is the pic i forgot

>>150324046
>using assmangold as a reaction pic
>ever
even anime would be more honorable, kill yourself

>>150324055

I say the shahada so he understands I am a fellow traveler, then ask him to teach me the Dagestani Handcuff and Dabble Leg.

>>150324036
And how!

>>150324055
Politely ask Dana white to exit my room and return to Vegas

Beaux Niqul has only lost to RDR, who's about to be in a number one contender fight

>>150323895
The gringo Papi wipes his ass with cratian cops

which contender and what result would the next khamzat fight need to have for you to say "just how good is dricus?"

>>150324000
I will be in stage 4 REM sleep cuz that shit is on at 2am-7am my time

*runs your bum sport*

>>150323999
Why wouldn’t he take this fight? It’s a favorable matchup and there’s zero chance he gets heemed again

No way dis nigga doesn't get smoked by apturo

>>150324084
what's even the point of living if u're not from this region desu

>>150324084
JDM will beat Islam and provide the blueprint everyone copies. In a few years we’ll reminisce >hey remember when dagestani wrestling was unstoppable lol

What happened to Bo nickal, feel like he completely disappeared out of this planet

>>150324093

Why JDM? What does he have? I rate him pretty highly, but nothing I've seen makes me think he's The Guy to defeat the Dagestani style. What makes you think he's gonna handle Islam like that?

>>150324096
BJ Penn has taken him under his wing for training. It's like drunken master, but meth

>>150324093
Don’t cocksuck JDM, he’s a huge fraud who will get checked by Islam.

Lol they gave patchy mix some KSW shitter so he can get a win

One piggy down.

>>150324136
Isn't patchy mix that guy who 95% of /heem/ picked to beat Mario Bautista

khamzat is pink

look at Du Piglet's snout LOL

DDP vs Khamzat highlight reel

>>150324174
Fantastic post

i ran into khamzat at a small diner in chicago. he had two plates stacked with just bacon, grabbing pieces with both hands and shoveling them into his mouth like he hadn't eaten in months. i guess that's just how post fight meals go.

>>150324055
Too demonic. Delete this.

>>150323811
Who's the kimono

>>150324111
Islam is a small WW. You’ll see why brazzas never move up when he fights JDM.

>>150324036
I rove lose petar so mush

Unironically, why won't pantoja just bulk up to heavyweight?

A lot to dissect here.

>>150324046
>>150324057
Ion know much about this guy but isn't it hasan for maga how come he's waifer thin and looks like that crowder was at least swole

>>150324230
>My opponents will be sex traffickers, pedophiles
evloev quaking in his boots

>>150324055
This is not my monitor

I thought Khamzat wanted to fight again this year? Who is he supposed to be fighting if Imavov, Borralho, RDR and Fluffy are tied up?

>His wrestling is too good. We're doomed?...
>Not so fast, Kozmot.

>>150324275
It doesn't matter brazza i smesh everybody

>>150324230
that's antisemitic

>>150324275
He wanted to fight in October. But it might be too soon schedule-wise to put another 5 round fight on the Gane Aspinall card. If they did December instead, they could actually do the winner of Imavov vs Borralho and have the winner of RDR and Hernandez be in the crowd/come into the cage after the fight to build to the next.
Even if he wants to, I would assume Khamzat's team is probably also trying to persuade him from jumping back into another brutal camp so soon. Especially since he's listening to them more in regards to recovery and not over training.

Did the Indian that was mentioned to be on DWCS win?

>>150324341
he won kwab of the night

Why didn't DDP just do....this?

>>150324367
I'm done yall, I keep forgetting the pics. Report me and move on with yall lives
I am spiritually and physically exhausted

THIS

>>150324355
Good

>>150324379
Bas would murder Rogan what is this

danga danga dadang dont u ever put sugar in you tank

>>150324275
strickland or costa make it happen

I don't want to see either Sniffland or Costa get manhandled by Chimaev, send in the European he will do the necessary

>>150324230
Based

It's funny you know as an Indian in Australia I've knocked outed dozens of white dudes in street fight easy but we can't win the UFC I guess the Mate Diaz is right everyone is on steriod

>>150324282
*gets punched*
*quits*

>>150324230
Reposted on r/mmapoliticsandculture for real discussion

>>150324443
>bar fight starts
>imanari roll going for heel hook
>gets shook off and stomped to death

>>150324443
Heyya heyya or thank you very many?

>>150324440
why didn't DDP do this

>>150324044
Turn on your monitor.

>>150324470
Because he is shit

>>150324183
Most damaging strike cumshot did.

>>150324500
then how come khamzat spent 25 minutes on him?

>>150324505
Same answer

Sorry but if Rogan isn't yelling "OH" and "Oh my goodness" then it's not a good fight
I don't care if Chimaev "dominated" cause he didn't have a single OHH! moment in the entire fight
I'm allowed to have this opinion and still be an MMA fan.
The UFC have to do something about these low OH wrestlers

also bring back Goldberg because I miss him interrupting OOOH moments by plugging the latest Transporter movie

got my phone setup to emulate with a controller that fits in my pocket
what ps2 classics should I get

Heem is an Irene general

>>150324534
Bubsy 3D

>>150324534
Gex Enta Da Ghetto

>>150324516
He has the best energy but the most uninformed. You and everyone else would eventually complain when he starts saying dumb shit again.
Honestly BKFC should try to hire him. He would be the best fit there and make it even better.

>>150324567
I never complained about Goldberg
>FRANK'S GOT A SMILE ON HIS FACE JOE
>yeah but that face is busted up
goat commentator

>>150324534
matrix path of neo

did TNT Sports delete all their old fight highlights from Youtube? wtf

merab is so ass bro

>>150324567
He still commentates I think for a bare knuckle boxing promotion. Bkfc would be based if they got him.

>>150324657
Goat curry and a magnum cheers mon

Mick effing Parkin

>>150324534
blip and blop

>>150324534
Sly Cooper 2

Parker Porker walked so that Mick Porking could run

I know some of yall are having a hard time so, this one goes out to yall

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

>>150324714
Thanks b

I would have a hard time with FightFairy

>>150324708
So he could run into Tybura

Chills

>>150324748
unironically his biggest challenge in the division. guy is huge and actively wants to be on the ground

this is an image of a Chechen Blanket

>>150324773
Khamzat would just 1-2 him to death. Huge speed difference

>>150324714
He’s beating Aspinall by hopping around and winning 3-4-5 on volume when tom gasses

Gane gets gaped

>>150324795
I'm somali btw

>Fighter removed: Aaron Pic
?????? Huh?

>>150324728
yw
>>150324788
Poor tom won't know what hit him

I did not say that.

RDR fights Hernandez in october thougheverbeit

>ddp fell for the "khamzat has bad cardio" meme and wasted his camp focusing on submission defense
>pereira fell for the "ank has weak legs" meme and spent the entire fight tapping anks legs
>tom will fall for the "gane has no power and wrestling" meme and get heemd while trying to take gane down

>>150324805
see : >>150323876

>>150324773
The mudrats have no "challenge". There is nothing anybody can do. It's over. The only thing civilized people are now in the UFC is fodder. The mudrats will lay on absolutely everyone. Nobody can budge. Resistance is futile.

>>150324813
Thoughts on kyrgyz fighters?

>>150324813
I am convinced, 100% that Gane got paid off to lose to Jon "Bum" Jones

Per tapology
>>150324817
It will be like Oliviera Islam but in reverse

Merab beats Khamzat

>>150324820
love them

>>150324792
>Posted a few min ago
>Post before that was yesterday
You posted that.

>>150324827
khabibbros... he demolished us...

Can't name a single thing Khabib has done. Other than killing his father.

Azamat Bekoev will no longer fight 6'5 striker Belgaroui and has been rebooked against 5'8 wrestler Torrez Finney

>>150324827
Yet he himself is stupid... and on the internet...

>>150324842
they should match Finney against Belgaroui I want to see that shit. would be like one of those old pride carnival fights

>>150324813
Chills...

>>150324792
Breddy gd bread when you scroll up

>>150324837
Successfully dodged a murder attempt by Tony "El Cucuy" Ferguson

>>150324837
Tax evasion draft dodging country fleeing mother abandoning

>>150324862
Many are doing this

>>150324842
Finney heems

Finn heems

>>150324857
It's crazy how much deeper the talent in the UFC was back then and how many great fights we missed out on. Tony vs Khabib, Tony vs Conor, Conor vs Frankie, Aldo vs Khabib...

Volkbros......we eatin good

>>150324892
Mokaev btfo

>>150324881
Hit and running anesthesiologist blaming PFL fading child sacrificing Daner calling

Can someone help me? My Schaub smells like pure beef. Am I in danger? Thank you. Going on minuet 39 of this fight.

>>150324842
No Bekoev's fights with Belgaroui and Finney were both booked and cancelled. Now he's back to being rebooked against Belgaroui again in October on the De Ridder card.

>>150324903
What ahve yuo ben eaitng jtb. Respectfully

>>150324892
evloev ducked pico. i reckon he needs another 5 wins before he is considered for a title shot

>>150324892
Noooo we need barking kino not this watered down peon backwoods

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3gf5HMCAvmw
Wow...

>>150324891
The era of myths and legends is over, now it's the era of regular assholes like pico to take the stage

>>150324921
Whoa... all 40 of her viewers must be pretty upset

>>150324921
Ok NOW i'm a fan

>>150324892
Don't know why journos think Evloev is even an option. Fitzgerald broke the news on one of the last Apex cards that Evloevs injuries got worse and he's going to be out for a while. Probably medical suspension or surgeries. They didn't say what the injury was but that it was worse than initially thought.

>>150324909
I had hot pot last night and it was all beef and lamb. Im not cut out for this lifestyle please god I have leanred, I cant eat like an big man anymore.

It's funny how UFC is trying to make Fluffy the next challenger but everyone wants it to be Imavov because everyone loves France so much they want to see a french fighter be the one to take Khamzat's 0. Truly great to see. I love being french.

>>150324956
i havent seen a single person who gives a fuck about imavov t b h

Imagine if he cared about mma

>>150324949
Oh yeah lick her all over

>>150324956
Is France nice? I saw an video of paris, I dont want to get weemed by Arficans for not buying an tiny Effel Tower

>>150324977
most of these niggas selling effel towers are faggots you can easily heem

>>150324956
It could come down to whoever gets a heem between RDR Imavov Borallho and Hernandez.
But Imavov's the lowest on the totem pole. He turned down fights with Borralho and Hernandez in the past, was demoted from backup fighter and his opponent was promoted to it and made weight. Imavov is who really needs a heem out of these 4 fighters. If he wins a decision they will pick the winner of Hernandez RDR. If he heems and RDR v Hernandez is a decision, Imavov will get the shot for sure.

>>150324892
All the contenders are a bunch of assholes and boom... You suddenly catch yourself rooting for Ankalaev, Strickland or turbo midgets from RIZIN.

>>150323782
paulo should fight khamzat

>>150325018
isn’t paulo 1-2 in his last 3 fights? why would he deserve the shot over RDR or the winner of Caio - Imavov?

>>150325007
he wasn't demoted as the backup, he didn't want to be the backup, he's focused on beating up Caio's monkey ass in Paris while the brazilian retard cut weight for nothing

0 upvotes on a pro-Gane post on peddit.
What can we do about this Ganebros?

>>150325079
Congrats on even managing to post, every time I've tried to create an account I realize they shadowban new users until they get enough karma. In order to get karma, of course... you need to post.
Truly the worst website in the world

>>150325079
trust the process
France is taking over

>>150325079
Let them wallow in their own delusion. We Ganebros know the truth.

>>150325079
GaneScholars don’t concern themselves with the opinions of redditors.

>>150325079
reddit is a notoriously pro-aspinall site
if you want upvotes for gane posts you come to 4chan

>>150325079
Don't worry about reddit's opinion of Gane
Do not throw pearls before Swine

Girl here

Were you guys aware of this?

You guys aren't excited for Crawford vs Canelo?

>>150325099
We dont give a shit bitch go eat shit and piss bitch

Dricus Du Plessis is essentially Jesus Christ. The second coming will be something to witness. If you thought that the miracles of his first run were something to behold, you are in for a treat. All non-believers will be heemed.

Izzy vs MVP would be lowkey kinda lit ngl

>>150325125
if ShotaSean landed punches on Izzy what do you think MVP would do?

>>150325125
Fuck you but youre right

>>150325119
This is not the man your mother raised you to be. Apologize.

>>150325132
Beat the shit out of him for my entertainment

I thought islam was all about respect?

>>150325148
Easy mistake to make, he says hes about respect, its different

Just like how khabib says he himself is humble almost every second sentence but isnt actually humble at all, saying the word doesnt make it true

CORMIER

>>150325162
Oh ok i get it, here is a video of me thanking u

>>150325148
This is uncomfortable because DC has dropped the banting vibe several times in public interviews to tell him he's uncomfortable with the weight jokes and Islam keeps going like an autist

The ultimate DDP humiliation video

>>150325148
we like to make fat joke with dc you know dis

>>150325176
This will make him do it more, the dagestanis are notorious bullies, like schoolyard bullies, so many instances of them being little bitches alone then becoming loud bullies when a group of friends arrive, like with nate diaz that time

>>150325177
Fire Visser
hire this guy

>>150325110
bet you think the fights are real too

Dana must be seething because now he's got one of more champ who won't fight more than once a year but on top of that he's going to negotiationmaxx his salary

>>150325209
Hes treating the ufc like he treated sweden, use it for his gain/extract value out of it then shit on it like it never meant anything

Not sure why the muslim brain is so ungrateful but it is how it is

>>150325219
Please do not compare the beautiful and majestic land of Sweden to that bald faggot and his helwani circus

khamzat would be drug dealing and stabbing grannies in stockholm if he didn't make it in MMA. i know the type. nothing behind the eyes

>>150325219
Jews own sweden?

>>150325176
Did you just make this up?

>>150325228
Detonating explosives and robbing people on scooters grandad get with the times yhyh

Uhh... Daddycels?? What do??

>>150325230
Jews own the globe you dunce

>>150325225
Based

>>150325228
His main trainer coming up is known for robbing people, and being a piece of shit, he learned MMA in the first place to mug people

>>150325238
Would be very interesting to see some high level brazza on brazza violence. Very rare in the UFC

>>150325232
No, it's real. He's said several times, "Look, seriously, you gotta stop with the fat jokes" and Islam just awkwardly demures

The crucifix problem has been officially solved

>>150325148
Those swings are pointless, he's finishing off with 50percent upper back, shoulders and arms. The power of the thrust is supposed to drive the weight up.

Lower the weight and do it properly

>>150325244
>be me
>first day in MMA
>I actually fall for the tweets muslim fighters make
>I aftually beliege their injuries that make them pull out of fights are real and that they will fight more than once a year
>be a fucking idiot

>>150325248
Haha why are you making this up. The only interviews he's ever took a serious tone in are ones with Jones. He's up for the jokes

Being a company man for the UFC is pathetic

>>150325238
This board would be completely unusable

>>150325242
How does mma even help with that gnp and wall hugging do not a wallet procure

>>150325249
No defense for that reversal

>>150325251
I understood the first part but idk why you're giving ME an order.

Holy shit guys did you see that tweet that muslim fighter made? I can't believe that fight is actually happen

>fight literally never ever happens

>>150325262
Bisping is a sad shell of his former self which was also sad in retrospect

>>150325249
... The guy on top wasn't locking his legs or offering any resistance at all

>>150325278
look what it's done to DC
no self respect
getting bullied by brazzas

>>150325251
I also like to mix them up with squats or rdl in the movement, if I can't do around the worlds I ain't thrusting it neither

>>150325249
Not even close to the same position Khamzat had. He already thought ahead and didn't lay on all fours on dricus. He laid to his side so Dricus couldn't hook his right leg. Pissbong is a retard.

>>150325273
Because you need to forget about aiming for a weight you think is good, and just use one that lets you easily perform in good form instead. The former is useless. You need to comprehend this savá?

>>150325294
That is 100% on the GOATest GOAT to ever GOAT (the G stands for GOAT and not Gay)

If someone puts me in a crucifix im simply eye gouging, and taking the doctors stoppage/dq

Sure you might lose one or two fights but pretty quickly theyll be too scared to put you in that position again

>>150325261
Look into it

Khamzat needs to do that to Strickland tbcathwy heem

>>150325291
The way that the octagon T is a little crooked would drive me to kill myself, personally

>>150325312
Dricus had perfect leverage to punch khamzat in the balls and massaged his anus instead

Noooooo thats not allowed! I had a legal crucificition that isnt faiirrrrr :(

Lmao dont care

>>150325311
To be fair he was kicking Jon's ass up to that point. Like full credit to Jon for finding a way, which is what matters, but DC absolutely should be rated for being the only opponent to clearly thrash him and be on the way to an easy win

>>150325328
He's never been the same since

>>150325297
The more I hear from you the more pressed I am. I can only imagine the way you can thrust your hips into another organism, even while being on the bottom .

I'm starting sprints today. I've realised it's really unhealthy for your body to never ever move at full speed and run at max effort

>>150325293
>>150325301
Casuals wouldn't get it.
>>150325309
I get it but I'm not DC

>>150325123
This. Dricbeast survived being crucified 3 times in a row. That's two more times than Jesus.

Never trained a day in my life but Im 110kg and got that dog in my so pretty sure id take half the ufc roster

>>150325345
Oh sorry man, I though it was a video of yourself

>>150325354
No alhamdulilah i'm the guy who made the comment

>>150325353
It can't be that difficult to punch someone really hard and knock them out. Like tap your knuckles firmly on your cheekbone and you'll feel how fragile the face is. You can't convince me that I couldn't crack a mudrat like Merab clean in his white ape mug and basically, break his face

>>150325369
I get it now. Zhimapel

>>150325353
I'm pretty sure rikishi in his prime would be UFC heavyweight champion he rolled with the deadman so you know he's a badass
>>150325338
It's fun to bounce atomweights from bottom position good luck sprinting have you got some program you're following

>>150325370
Exactly, or even just pick him up and throw him into something, i can very comfortably pick up his weight, I dont see how his little hands could stop me

Hey but don't talk that Muslim nastyness to me though

Kek frangeria got mistook for Daniel "Dire Cholesterol" Cormier

if you guys saw me irl you'd think
>the current ufc roster is lucky this guy does not train mma

Ive stopped watching mma media and now watch coffee videos, and I just dropped 150 euros on a hand grinder and 120 euro on a picopresso, maybe I need to leave this general and find a coffee general, just pulled some amazing crema

>>150325393
Not me. I'm the kind of skinny strong that takes people by surprise, like Sean O'Malley. But better

>>150325379
Don't sell yourself short, you could bounce Dumont off that thang and clap twice before she slams back into your chest.

I'm a simple man, I'll just sprint intervals with a few seconds rest until either my Legs or my (Lion)Heart gives way. Programmes are daunting and boring

Dauntbring

>>150325393
Stop yapping make a thread

>>150325399
If it isn't black it isn't coffee

>>150325384
Stop stirring, I don't want a war with that man, I like him

I'm also totally the german Bradley Martin

>>150325405
Lmao, its pure espresso, youve probably just never seen a high end coffee,

I just dropped 150 euros on fight fairy
she pulled some amazing crema

somebody make the next thread or this BABY >>150325403
finna shit ximself

>>150325417
That's right. I'm from Kansas. I make Folgers in my Keurig. It's been telling me to descale it since my grandfather first got it in 1945. Never. The blacker the better

>>150325426
Nothing wrong with that, drink what you enjoy as long as its not some weird muslim burnt shit

>>150325422
Yes hurry up and make the next /hespressom/

>>150325405
I agree, but then I went to Lous and they made it with condensed Milk

Hggggggg

I'd never do it myself at home though

That yellow cross infirm limp wristed faggot probably puts Oat "milk" in it too

>>150325447
This coffee i made is 10x stronger than the black slop you drink, you couldnt handle how intense and strong my coffee is you little bitch, dont step to the big boys already, go have a mug of luke warm tea pussy

>>150325459
>>150325459
>>150325459

>>150324813
Khamzat never shown good cardio. He simply was economic. Lay and pray doesn't require much cardio.
Ankalaev actually did improve his leg kick defense.
For Tom vs Gane, we will see.