Thread 150325459

vious >>150321661

Ultimate Farting Championship

Champ. Shit. Only.

Im about 80-90% sure this danish flag is in fact not a dane and more like pic related

Banger card at 10 am this weekend

First for oatlys
>>150325406
Was just laughing at DC getting mistook moreso tbch

Why is that fucking Slug talking to me, I don't even drink Tea. Weird talking that big when your coffee is probably from the supermarket. I drink Luak, and other good Beans from south America

>>150325482
Danebro is talking sense tho and seething over Dricus shitting the bed is unbecoming b

>>150325512
Have you drank that vietnamese coffee they make with condensed milk

From the supermarket? Hahahah if this pleabian knew anything about coffee he would know you could never pull that level of crema from the supermarket

Youve just exposed yourself as a tea drinking cretin lmao 10-8

Wow it's fucking chilly today. English boys I don't know what's going on :(
Not very pleasant on the skin

>>150325522
I've never been to Vietnam, it's been hyped up too much for my liking.
What's the deal though Finn? IT sounds like exactly the same thing
¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯

>>150325534
Wym? You can probably get it in london I used to have it in helsinki around lockdown times the coffee is amazing

X150325529X

You've had enough (you's) from me today.
Banned

>>150325547
What do you mean wym?
So you found a Vietnamese Coffee shop in your country?

>>150325563
based alert

>>150325563
I need my daily bean juice.

I'm gonna say it.......

I'm glad dricus lost

Too many foreigners itt. I feel like the only white man in the world

I DECISION EVERYBODY BRAZZA AAAAAA GIVE ME EVERYONE I STALL THEM OUT AND TAKE A YEAR OFF WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S OVER.
Is wrestling this hard to master?

>You're a big brawler
>You fight like a beginner
>If you came to America back in the day
>They would probably call you a (n word)
Yikes. Guy's a piece of shit unironically.

>>150325563
Seething jealousy

>>150325565
Wym = what do you mean, yeah a cafe actually two in the pig city when I was debasing myself and hanging around there more, in the center area

>>150325563
Nasty. Probably DO have yellow teeth and gross breath constantly.

Thinking about trying tea. See what all the fuss is about

Zatdaddy bodied y’all TWPiglet freaks

>>150325619
Is he a good heemer

>>150325641
There are many different kinds....

>>150325641
It’s literally just flower water with less caffeine than coffee. No point, unless you’re gay

When I look at her, I think "Will she produce sons that can heem?"

I think I will never have sex

>>150325679
Very unFrench. Apologize.

>>150325648
Good striking for HW. 6 finishes either submission or gnp/elbows like his DWCS finish. Def could be top 5 the way he moves. But don't think he could beat an Aspinall type. He trains at Jones' gym (not sure if Jones even trains there anymore)

>>150325704
Don't post this disgusting mouthed freak
>>150325644
Why ai slopify it?

>>150325705
Kody Steele

>>150325679
We know

>>150325711
That’s a real pozzed piggy I’m afraid

Kody Steer

>>150325730
Pull-up then.

>>150325705
The gimmick is already tiring but I don't mind it if it's not compensating for being a shitter

KWAB

>>150325693
I won't, I am unapologetic.

>>150325679
As the resident wild sex haver I can assure you you are infact missing out sex is one of the best experiences a human mortal can experience on this prison planet

>>150325764
Move aside imposter the King is here

>>150325764
It matters a lot whether the girl is into it

>>150325764
Just like Dustin Poirier never touched gold, I'll never touch pussy

on his reaction video to adesanya vs imavov, luke thomas said that if israel takes another fight, he will suffer “an epic beatdown”

thoughts?

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>shuffle intensifies

>>150325730
This one is real, but this one >>150325644 is slopified with ai upscale. So you were wrong. Concession accepted.

One of my Balls and my B****le were in a lot of pain for three days straight, I was worried, so glad it's mostly gone. I have no idea what that was, very strange

>>150325790
Good that leaves me for me

>>150325755
khamzat is straight pussy whipped by kadyrov lmaoooo

>>150325755
looks familiar

>>150325798
Not as slopifiid as du piglet’s bacon gape sadly

Kadyrov is just a killer, man. A complete marauder.

>>150325619
Kek why say that for no reason?? i feel like ari would get you fired if he hears of this

>>150325755
>>150325812
Only the dumbest of plebs make a big deal about the belt let's be real, Khabibesque behavior shades of Arseshitretardchild reminds one of Pissrael Pissapissya

>>150325812
>No that’s different because…uuummmmmmmm…welll….IT JUST IS OKAY

>>150325755
Imagine the smell

I just finished that Schaub by the by. In case anyoen was worried. Got the feeling back almost in my feet now. What an loife!

>>150325812
oo massa me gots the new belt for ya

Shrimp is indian, smelly, low IQ (less than 74), has a tiny shit colored micro clitty, and repulses ALL women within a 100 mile radius. What a SAD SAD stinky brown retard!

KEEEEEEK LAUGH AT THIS SMELLY BROWN WEAK SHITJEET!! Even a small child could beat this brown freak up!

>>150325804
Feels nice to be half friends again

>>150325840
You can tell Donald’s DDPs (dirty diaper panties) were STANKIN’ here

>>150325755
>>150325812
>>150325840
Why do they feel the need to genuflect for a dictator

>>150325804
enjoy ur life man, at any point u could become a UFC champ wearing a cock cage mandated by some third world shithole's dictator

>>150325812
>>150325829
Jon suddenly acted like a pol guy because his reputation was in the gutter. Khamzat is getting straight up forced. Don't think that this is comparable.

>>150325792
Did he mention Anderson Silva?

>>150325854
mma fighters respect strenght

This Jones slander is most distressing time for me to remind them
>>150325847
Try the coffee you'll thank me later and those cafes usually have really hot girls working in them

>>150325854
A lot of human being feel better having a master.
It's a sickness of the mind

Dirty Diaper Piggy status?????? Dead, i fear

>>150325862
We don't have them here

>>150325853
Don’t talk about the President like that.

>>150325856
Finland is not so poor and we are mainstream these days with a golf playing swedish president that daner's friend loves per our media

He beat THE fat 5'8 middleweighter??????????

chimaev will be the first 4 division champion

Dirty diaper president sadly

>>150325868
127 St John's Hl, London SW11 1SZ
You've got until 21 when they close, that's my first search I'm sure you have them there

Grim

>>150325876
*blocks ur path*

>>150325891
*runs your bum sport*

he got 10-8ed by THE biden sadly

1 piggy down. 2 more ta go!

>>150325875
You're an idiot, why does his appearance having any bearing. He wrecked everyone. I guess you have to imagine he looks like Paulo Costa while reading his stats to appreciate how much of an animal he is. If anything it's his body type makes him even more amazing, even caught heavyweight and did well.
And Jones just tko's him

>ooooh some fat streamer said i have to hate this guy
Gurutroons are legit retards

>You're an idiot, why does his appearance having any bearing. He wrecked everyone. I guess you have to imagine he looks like Paulo Costa while reading his stats to appreciate how much of an animal he is. If anything it's his body type makes him even more amazing, even caught heavyweight and did well.
>And Jones just tko's him

>>150325889
Oh nice, you're good

>>150325868
It's called "ca phe sua" or "ca phe nau", "ca phe" is coffee in viet

>>150325897
ruins*
That's how I read it.

>>150325903
he will save us

is it based or cringe to call yourself based?

>>150325917
No he won't. He looked like ass against the corpse of Whittaker.

>turning into bleeding heart liberals to criticize the brazzas
That hypocrite guru does this
turns into a feminist etc
No one gives a fuck if they marry their cousins
No one gives a fuck if they arrange marriage
I don't care if they buy their wives
>kadyrov is a hecking dictator
no one cares

>>150325917
>flattened and nearly killed by rob "can't heem" whittaker

>>150325914
Grazie milé

>>150325947
No question. 100% he's gay.

>>150325917
>/heem/'s last hope is a lanklet jitz fag with big dumb dicksucking lips who nearly lost to grandpa whittaker
dark times for MW

>>150325971
Why does Usman's brother look gay?

>>150325917
Yes he will broer hh

I am convinced that despite not being trained I could take on at least ONE UFC fighter.

Patchy finna get Wiklaczed, I fear...

>>150325938
Gurucels are the least intelligent people in the mma sphere and shit up any comment section they infest with their updoot edgelord faggotry it is no surprise they are turning into hillary clinton, guru having a finely tuned gaydar is already suspect and I swear he's getting paid in rupees

>>150325947
>OW OW OWIE!
>Pls don't hit me anymore Mr. Whitakkker!
kek what a dutch-ovened BITCH

>>150326000
White people be like

>>150325999
huh? ONE or UFC fighters? Which?

>>150326002
Why do you hate him? He says le edgelord stuff like you. All he does is seethe about the joos on his streams.

Guru piggies...

De pigger’s fat juicy lips wrapped around Zatdaddy’s schlong

>>150326018
I KILL EVERYBADY

It's getting quite boring in here. Even with me around

>>150326034
What is this expression trying to convey?

>>150326002
he'll take one position one day than take a completely opposite position the next just to dunk on what ever fighters he hates

>>150326040
blue balls about to release several hot sticky POZZED loads in a tight wet pink piggy bottom

>>150326034
The face I make right before I hug my opponent into a boring decision

>>150326022
What's the fascist stuff he said the other day? I want to laugh my head off too like DJ

>>150325938
they hecking kill gayerinos :(

Who is the most YN fighter?

>>150325947
Fluffy will kill this guy

One thing which are find so lame and cucked is guru brings up Jon Jones beating his wife
But his wife stayed with him
She's okay with it. So why would you care?

>imb4 muh battered wife syndrome

>>150326022
He is controlled opposition who advertises gambling at kids and is going on streams with adin ross and that trap lore ross guy both are helwanis you need to wake up bappa
>>150326044
Fake as a kurdish rolex

>>150326000
What race do you call this?

>>150326086
people are just desperate to find a way to shit on Jon, look at how they are so serious when they talk about him taking roids vs how they joke about every other fighter doing it.

Im rofling over here

>>150326086
>>150326116
I bring it up often but le nazi mma guru has said, word for word, that gypsies are honorable people and that they have a really cool culture

Sean Strickland, Former UFC Middleweight Champion of the World

>>150326132
roma or travelers?

Artificial Heem in The West, East

>>150325755
Cumrag is literally Khadirovs cum rag
If you think about it, its like the forced love story between mohamed and 6y old Aisha where he would wipe his dick of her clothes, same as khadirov does to Cumrag

>>150326168
You are muslim(gross)

In many way khamzat was Muhammad and Dricus was aisha

added pico

>>150326150
I assume travellers there is no Snatch made about romani that I know of but they are not that different they just speak irish

>>150326203
This is why i'll never join the UFC, don't wanna end up on the octagon of shame if I ever get heem'd

>>150326168
>>150326176
Uh oh... i sense a helwanicide incoming

What have Kadyrov forced Khamzat to do?

>>150326031
racist, emotional, arrogant and brags about wealth. So sick and tired of MMAJoey.

>>150326168
the prophet waited until she was 9 you sick freak

im thinking of going to sleep early to wake up early for the ufc at chynah, might make some hot coco and coffee with pastries to go with it

>>150326223
The sparring with the kids stuff is a bit wack

this one might be the worst one i've seen

>>150326203
Fine work b

>>150326176
He is serb which is just as bad

>>150326230
I'll buy cured meat and cheese and maybe drink some wine

>>150326232
Boxcels on epstein watch

>>150326239
drinking some wine sounds nice but ill eventually have to do stuff in the morning, meat and cheese sounds like a good idea though

>>150326232
What the fuck

>>150326232
Any man worth anything wouldn't want you do do that. So which ever way you look at it you should never do that shit

>>150326231
yeah that was bad ngl

>>150326232
Ok Khamzat's family is basically hostage so it's understandable but why is THIS retard bowing?

>>150326239
Will you get a baguette and a croissan with that you hon hon motherfucker?

>>150326231
What kind of euphemism is sparring now? I can't keep up

>>150326248
If I manage to find a small wine bottle I'll drink that otherwise I won't because I can't trust myself with an entire bottle.
>>150326263
You are absolutely right I forgot about the baguette

i sparred your mums pussy

Is that an authoritarian dictator????? I have to suck his dick NOW!!!

>>150326273
nice

>>150326147
Reminder to everyone: shave your armpits. Groom yourselves. Do not look like an overgrown teenager who doesn’t know what to do with his body hair. Thank you.

>>150326264
I mean sparring in this context b

Khamzat Chimaev, Current UFC Middleweight Champion of the World

>>150326273
they sell small wine bottles? must be european thing, i think we have the "extra big ass" size over here

>>150326147
>tesla

>>150326283
I thought shaving armpits was for women, I never shave that
>>150326294
I think most stores don't but like most restaurants sell them

H.E.E.M. = Heem everyone including myself

>>150326147
i have similar body hair but in reverse

>>150326298
Here Everyone Enjoys Men

>>150326294
We have all sizes of bottle and can out drink you so don't start

>>150326302
i can't imagine this

>>150326297
No men are supposed to do it even more than women are. Most male body odor comes from the armpit and the hair retains it

>>150326316
i doubt you can out drink me bud
i just dont feel like getting sloshed at 3am

There's alot of guys giving off an Ian garry vibe around here

>>150326257
>Khamzat's family is basically hostage
This larping needs to stop
His family lives in sweden, he fights out of the Emirates, he is willingly shouting out Khadirov and sucking his dick and playing with his kids

>>150326327
Check the flag and apologize bud

Alcohol is haram

>>150326338
Ever notice how all the problems in our world are created by those who don't eat pigs?

Id say I welcome haram/non kosher with open arms

>>150326334
I honestly didn't know you guys are known for being drinkers. Messicans of europe

>tfw I could easily outdrink and then kill 98% of /heem/

Poofs

>>150326357
This is the man calling you subhuman btw

>>150326330
Sinserely; thank you.

>>150326357
Lads built like a Challenger 2

>>150326348
Das rite ese

>>150326362
No worries, keep up that good jujistu/intellgient technical striking and open mindedness with a willing to embrace others culture :)

>>150326366
Based

It is an inherently brown trait to like Khamshot. The overwhelming majority of comments I've seen that slate his boring performance have come from whites, while pencil neck poos and pakis glaze him. Factual post.

>>150326383
Many such mudrats

>>150326383
I wanted chimaev to win but I turned off the stream during the 3rd round. Absolutely boring performance

Pink piggies can’t fight sadly

>>150326398
Factual post I'm afraid

>>150326398
Sadly i must concur

>>150326395
If he fought DDP with the same energy met Holland with then there'd be less hate thrown at him. I still don't like him, but I can put that aside when he puts in a good performance.

>Pink piggies can’t fight sadly

>Factual post I'm afraid

>Sadly i must concur

>>150326415
So it would seem

>>150326415
This daddy would be drowning in white pussy if he moved to Stockholm

>>150326397
Kek tom looks more dysgenic

Khamzat is alright actually. Not the best by any means but his style forces you to think, which is a great thing in this sport.

>>150326433
Many women are saying this

I can appreciate that it must've been a very different experience for the people who didn't have money on chimaev or even worse
(i'm saying this while holding back a chuckle)
had money on DDP..
wew

>>150326414
Chimaev looks great when the level of competition is lowered but it's clear he played it safe during the DDP fight. i hate this stalling shit

>>150326331
What the fuck would you know about that? He has extended family. So far this relationship has only harmed his career, it's not in his interest to be in that position at all

>>150326348
That crown belongs to Danes and Brits. The Finn is lying. While they like a drink, our entrenched battle with the Dane’s of who drinks morer and bettered is the true testament.

Meanwhile in Sweden:

I didn't actually watch the fight, and I haven't seen any photos but I read that DDP recieved 529 strikes

I don't like gore so I don't think I could stomach that level of brutality so I won't dare look but my prayers go out to his family and that he can hopefully make a fully recover

559 strikes man... that can change someone for life, if they survive that is...

In hindsight, it's clear Prates couldn't bring himself to heem a fellow brazilian.

>>150326464
We drink denatured alcohol and squirt disinfectant into cups you really are punching above your weight lickle man

>>150326466
Funny thing is that is a 3-4/10 in sweden and an 7-8 in britian lmao

>>150325854
Kadaddy funded and paid for Cumsplat's entire life.

>>150326320
Idk man sounds kinda feminine

>>150326357
Think again, bub.

>>150326450
And that's where the problems begin. He did everything to not lose. He didn't go out to try and win. That said, DDP was dogshit, but stalling is the gayest thing you can do. Only a sub 70 IQ currydick would deny reality and defend such a poor, boring performance.

>bro we literally drink jet fuel
fucking hell no wonder you guys eat fermented fish

geoff neal is that elite benchmark that only real contenders like shavkat and garry and magny and holland can beat

what is bro doing

Stockholm.
Finland.

>>150326484
Looks above average in Sweden as well im afraid
Your women are not very good looking

>>150326331
Read an article the other day comparing Khabib and Khamzats relationships to Kadyrov by some chechen rebel. His point was that Khabib had to guts to say No whereas Khamzat said yes to everything until it was too late. On the other hand some chechen wrestling GOAT fell out of a window not long ago. It's tawlf.

>>150326484
Talking about khamzat?

you don't want that smoke b

Its kinda a weird situation with garry/shavkat who are two of the most talented fighters of the generation, could easily have the belt in both their and the division up and have only had any real struggle against each other, neither seem to have any real weakness in their games either

Yet neither of them seems close to a belt?

Fools we had the longest prohibition and everyone in my woods is related to someone who made or makes moonshine really you don't want this

>>150326504
I forgot dirty muslims only find monobrows hidden under rubbish bags attractive lmao

>>150326513
I can’t get over Garry’s performance vs MVP, it was so much worse than Khamzat’s. I don’t think he landed a significant strike in that fight

>>150326521
You ultimately lose because the price of alcohol up there is extortionate, while we get it for a fraction of the price.

>>150326521
Prohibition is stupid because there's just too many methods to make your own booze.

>>150326523
He did what he needed to do, he definitely didn't lose, even if hes a soulless cuck, he could easily take the strap now, and could take khamzats too, and shavkat is just a superior version of garry

>>150326527
And no, moonshine doesn't count. You may as well drink paint stripper.

>>150326531
I don’t think Garry could do much of anything at MW, he abuses his frame too much

>>150326292
>>150326293
>literally me when I show up to any family gathering once per year

>>150326527
Finland is where everyone around here goes to get cheap booze, there is an entire ferry route set up to get drunk and buy a stock of booze once you enter finnish waters, and if that is too expensive because youre a peasant then you ferry from finland to estonia and get it as third world prices

>>150326480
I’m allowing you to sit this one out.

>>150326484
Factual post i'm afraid

>>150326542
You are still paying more than we are.

>>150326537
Hes taller than khamzat with a simialar reach and and has a great ground game so khamzat will have to strike like in the burns fight where hed get picked apart

>>150326537
I don't think Garry gets past Brady who should be fighting at lightweight

>>150326554
It shows *looks at your outfit*

>>150326555
lol why would Khamzat have to strike with Garry?
I think DDP would ragdoll Garry to the floor honestly

Post any and all Ian Garry webms

>>150326554
We are richer than you yeah and the price is to fund all the rehabs we need on account of the drinking

>>150326561
OOOOOOOOOOH

>>150326562
Do you agree with shavkat or are you just pickijg the weaker of the two to try and win an argument?

Khamzat struggled with burns because of his jitz, and garry has a good level of jitz and far better striking

>>150326561
:(

khamzat is an actual good wrestler, Shavkat is a meme bodylock guy

Finns are female flyweight drinkers compared to others, dedicated but flyweight.

>>150326580
They’re both too weak and skinny for MW and would lose all the physical advantages they have at 170

>>150326599
Cumshit fought at WW, theyre both taller with similar/longer reach, this is a cope

Yes cumshit can wrestle people who cant wrestle, amazing, hes not well rounded like these two, they are better MMA fighters

What are good shavkat performances I've only seen the black guy and garry I think

Shoving my fist so far up spammy's asshole I can control his mouth with my hand like a sock puppet and making him go to the doctor and getting him the medical help he needs.

Good morning sirs!

>>150326587
he submitted wonderboy
nobody else has ever done that

>>150326620
Jesus christ b too soon

>>150326606
Dricus is unironically a better grappler than Garry and maybe even Rakmonov
He also has about 25lbs on them in the cage
This is delusion bro sorry and I don’t even like khamzat like that

>>150326366
Based.

Kadyrov permaheemed on video Gaddafi style

Taking a khamzat in the kadyrov my chechnya is hasbulla right now

>wake up
>chug cold brew coffee
>rip disposable vape
>shit my fucking brains out

Ahh, time to get this day started.

>>150326647
Ahhhh clever I see you reworded my mention of jujitsu to "grappling" and tailored things towards wrestling,

Youre not here for a legitimate discussion, you want to argue like a muzzie/kike and just get some kind of victory lmao pathetic rat boy

>>150326657
Gaddafi was based, though. That’s why Mossad’s American Subsidiaries heemed him.

>>150326662
Yeah i can see why Swedish women only like muslim daddies

>>150326678
His own people heemd him with a spike up his anus.

Now that UFC Paris and Vancouver are made. Should Dricus move up to LHW and let Khamzat clear out the division? If he wants to make a quicker turn around that is

>>150326674
Dricus has a good BJJ and judo, the more typical wrestling positions are where he sucks
Idk why you’re getting so emotional and upset either lol

Sweetden cooked him.

>>150326687
It was a CIA staged coup, ya goof.

Sweetden knows he’s swede.

Aura

>>150326689
Im not mad, you just exposed yourself with your kikejitsu tactics so Im not bothering anymore lmao

>>150326688
You cant clean out a division fighting once every 1-1.5 years lmao

>>150326700
His own people delivered the final blow (spike in the anus).

>>150326662
juicy joe

>>150326678
nothing against gaddafi big dawg i just want to see kadyrov meet that same fate specifically

>>150326713
Joe is macerating fruit with all the sugar in his tank.

>>150326710
Uhhhhh well that's a retarded comeback

>>150326710
Pedophile bum

Based Kadyrov killing faggots must have revved him, kwab.

>>150326710
> world champion
> literally cant lift a blanket off
Sad!

The piguru was molested as a child.

>>150326734
Bachi bazi kadyrov is just covering his tracks.

>>150326736
Khamzat couldn't even inhale and exhale air into his lungs without assistance and retired. Sad!

He doesnt mean an actual blanket you low iq fucks lmao

It means they didnt expect khamzat to he a heartlet point fighter, they trained for a war not a damageless snoozefest, he took zero risks and just got points, ddp took no damage, and faced virtually no risk of a finish,

>>150326736
Khamzat couldn't even finish that bum!

>>150326687
Good goy

>>150326704
Concession accepted :)

>>150326739
His name is Kyle.

Lil piggy>>150325463

>I'm not mad

He's pissed!!

>>150326750
Brown daddies prolapsed your bcaon hole i fear

Who does /r/heem got?

>flee chenchenya because it's a shithole
>become a big star and make a ton of money no thanks to chenchenya
>return to chenchenya to kiss it's despot's feet as a humble chenchen

Mr Mee the minstrel doing a dance for a 150cm short black man

Sweden has entered an apoplectic sneethe I fear

>>150326776
You got revved partner. He revved you.

KEEEEK these piggies are still crying about Du Porkus getting Pozzed and Prolapsed!

Oink for ya Zatdaddy ya pink pozzed piggy!

>>150326771
Raineri of course

I'm starting to think there is nothing wrong with pointfighting

>>150326787
Stockholm syndrome

gane ducked pavlovich look into it

>>150326771
Tough choice because I like spics but never choose against a White no matter the odds.

>>150326789
>tf
>tp

Potentially the funniest UFC story arc if gane sleeps tom and gets the belt other than maybe conor sleeping islam while khabib screeches in the corner

>>150326750
>they trained for a war not a damageless snoozefest
visser said they didn't train for the crucifix
maybe they should train for an MMA fight next time
prepare for the opponent they face

>>150326794
No wonder you pick every fight wrong

>>150325459 (OP)
roque martinez

>>150326791
Wtf is this real?

>>150326811
Shalom.

no one has ever ducked pavlobitch

if gane wins the title he wont be undisputed
he never fought blaydes or pavlovich yet

>>150326712
People who were bought and paid for by whom?

>>150326820
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK
Hello little porker

im fucking burnt out. i thought i could turn my brain off but thats not even working anymore.
heems are absolute shit so i dont even have anything to look forward to

Which fighters would make good Pokémon trainers?

The question, essentially, isn't wether Gane will win or not but wether Tom will survive.

>>150326815
Final Fight fat doo lookin ass

pavdaddy is going to expose that larper waldo

Khamzat would tap Gayne in one round

>>150326828
Didn’t he buy and pay for his own people for decades?

>8am heems on saturday
splendid. I'm going to enjoy them in bed with a nice breakfast

>lose to francis to fuck dana and the UFC over
>lose the JBJ so he gets sprung into Tom and has his legacy ruined
>beat Tom and become the champ anyway while your enemies have left

>appear weak when you are strong, and appear strong when you are weak - cyril game

>>150326771
De ridder gets heemed hes not violent like fluffy

>>150326846
>du pussy is worse than gane
holy shit...

>>150326836
i just checked his instagram and he's actually lost a lot of weight

>>150326834
Khamzats running a stall team

>>150326847
The answer you are looking for is Mossad and CIA.

>>150326834
>Conor mcgregor running a level 80 charizard and a bunch of level 20 random pokemon hes never used

>>150326791
elite head movement

>>150326864
Porps for knowing his instagarm

>>150326852
Incredible. I am in awe at M. Gane's wisdom

>>150326850
>mfw ortega/sterling

>>150326860
Anon that’s Imavov…the brazza who isn’t even good at wrestling

>>150326866
Yet his fellow countrymen, who he paid throughout his rule a stipend, who he gave free education, homes and medical care, delivered his final blow (a spike up his anus).

>>150326846
It's an old video

Honestly? I think Destiny could beat the entire UFC roster (in a debate)

The UFC is literally running a tournament to decide Zatdaddy’s next fleshlight

>>150326904
Room temperature IQ unfortunately.

>>150326933
I know Libyans are.

the people who shot the czar were russian

mayanmar “spike up his haram hole” ghaddafi

Zatdaddy is the best MMA wrestler.

GOATdafi got ya bacon bussy sizzlin

>>150326956
MY WHITE CLITTY JUST LEAKED

If you call him "zatdaddy" you're probably a homosexual

The paki posts on heem sort of explain why ghaddafis own people stuck a spike up his haram hole. They’re obsessed.

>>150326977
Absolute truthnvke

Khamzat would easily beat Jones in his prime. No, this is not up for discussion.

>Kay Hansen originally played softball, but after seeing Ronda Rousey defeat Bethe Correia at UFC 190, she decided she would rather train in MMA.
>She trained under Erik Paulson at Combat Submission Wrestling (CSW), competing in Pankration Youth Fights for an undefeated record of 4–0: two armbars, one Americana, and one unanimous decision.

>>150326985
Jon Jones would send Khamzat to the emergency room.

>>150327000
Youre absolutely brown, every post you make further ads to this theory

>>150326997
> look her up
> prorecord 1-3

zamn...

>>150327000
Your people howeverbeit

>>150327012
Prolapsed

>>150326956
3 more decision defenses and a retire - 666

>>150326847
That's called running a country properly you dumb helwani what should he have embezzled the funds fucking retard

>>150326977
Mmm I’m jealous

>>150326997
Her doggy on the boat video is meng heemable to I've read someone else post

Brenton Schwamb

>>150327021
Yet those same people he ran the country properly for shoved a spike up his haram hole (not his halal hole). That’s my only point regardless of what jew paid them to do it. You’re arguing it wasn’t his own people that done it?

>>150327041
Brutus shanked Caesar what is your point ahmed

Trouble in paradise between Miss raped-1 and clozanonce I fear

>>150326687
His own people being the CIA/MOSSAD funded fundamentalist wahhabist musshits, yes.

>>150327053
IC1s are allowed to debate each other my hivemind falafel

This guy will outgrapple Chimaev

>>150327048
I told you. All I said originally was it was his own people that eventually delivered his final blow. Facts a fact no?

>>150327041
>He believes everything he sees on the TV
read up on 'asymmetric warfare'

artisan

>>150325493
not watching

>>150327059
Right. His own people eventually killed him. The same people that benefited from his rule by “running a country properly”.

>>150327069
I suppose but the inference is very helwani I don't like it

>>150327076
It’s called unrestricted warefare, something I’ve lectured heem about before.

>>150327069
Clozapiggy devoured the final dookie from he dead daddy’s dementia diaper sadly

>>150326000
trips dont lie

>>150327077
what's ian's secret?

>>150325616
ddp already figured him out by rd 5. khamzat was saved by the bell.

>>150327093
Factual post sadly

>>150327119
In his fights he imagines that he has black skin covered in sweat glistening like crystals

>>150327082
Gaddafi had better approval rating than any other western leader, he was only opposed by a very small sect of radical muslims, those same muslims eventually got support from the CIA/MOSSAD and he was deposed. It's the exact same situation that occurred in Syria. Gaddafi was very close to having unanimous support for an African currency with plan to eventually use that for trade as opposed to the dollar, as I said not long after the islamic terrorist groups mysteriously found millions worth of US weapons and somehow had access to US/Israeli intelligence.

khamzat no longer has perfect TFF. just how good is DDP?

>>150327132
>other
any*

>>150327134
TDD*

My dick is huge so I don't really give a damn about nothing.

>>150327146
A huge white "dick" is below average to everyone else i fear

Nigger

>>150327147
kek

>>150327147
Khamdaddy was so tired from pozzing Du Piggy's greased up bacon bussy with his big daddy loads he took the last minute off and STILL won.

>>150327090
I’m highlighting muslims are retarded, the same people he “nurtured” turned on him in the end (by sticking a spike up his hasbulla). I think the slims seethe about it because it brings their hyperfixated posts full circle. They’ll eat their own regardless of how it started and it will end in relation to a man’s anus.

>>150327147
Merab level aura taunt I fear, dricus may never recover

I HAVE THE MEGAN ANDERSON X CASEY KENNEY SEX TAPE
I HAVE THE MEGAN ANDERSON X CASEY KENNEY SEX TAPE!!!

>>150327147
And they say he's a bad striker

>>150327182
Megan the horseface?

>>150327174
Okay fair enough bruder as you were then

>>150327198
YEEHAW

>>150327174
You sound hangry for a Black Muzdaddy.

> got dominated by khamzat
but also
> had full mount on khamzat
ddp is an enigma

kino

The side piece is blathering on the phone this would never happen to Dana White

Lamentably: Du pregnant

>>150327221
>ger von ta
What is this random generated niggy name?

>>150326657
>Kadyrov permaheemed on video Gaddafi style
>>150327174
>I’m highlighting muslims are retarded, the same people he “nurtured” turned on him in the end (by sticking a spike up his hasbulla). I think the slims seethe about it because it brings their hyperfixated posts full circle. They’ll eat their own regardless of how it started and it will end in relation to a man’s anus.

>>150327221
Why do /box/fags put up with stupid freakshow shit

>>150327205
Good GOOGILY-MOOGILY!!

>>150327229
But enough about the maggots in ya momma's minge...

>>150327255
You understand other people post with the same flag, right?

>>150327266
do they?

Khamzat will NOT fight in october

>>150327272
How socratic, well done abdul.

What is this the philosophy channel

THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE

>i want kadyrov anally raped on video
>but actually shitskins are obsessed with that
>that's why i brought it up

Henry David Thoreau couldn't fish for shit despite living on Walden Pond for all those years, a certified fake one.

>>150327306
Damn, you're still seething? Kwab!

>>150327306
I didn’t bring it up originally but it’s interesting it piqued your interest. Very telling.

>>150327315
Very telling indeed.

>>150327309
What a poofter

Guys. Clean it up in hear an bit ok? We can do better than this. Lets be better men.

where do I find pics of Laura Sanko pooping

>>150327288
Please stop sticking your clitty in me...

>>150327321
Truly. His mentor Ralph Waldo Emerson was his superior in every possible way. The student NEVER surpassed the master I'm afraid.

i have a date
>whats his name
gamrot

>>150327330
Don’t get Clozascatty gooning plz

Raineri Ridberg

>>150327325
Can you please stop my son...

He keeps vomiting old man feces in my minge...

What is this the high school reading channel

We don’t read kuffar texts here

>>150327355
is the ugly duckling considered classic literature? thats the only book ive read in my entire life

>>150327355
I read Walden in middle school pal

I'm here to lead not to read

Khamzat already forgot about Gaza

>>150327373
We don’t have middle school. High/secondary starts at 12

>>150327373
Easy lunch money

>>150327379
Gaza? I never met her!

>>150327379
The helwanis and the volkovs have close ties this is not a surprise

>>150327315
>it’s interesting it piqued your interest
I've made 0 posts about it unlike you who's been blabbing about it for the whole thread

about to take a yuge DDP into finlands mouth

>>150327385
Can't get blood from a stone bud, I was on free lunch.

>>150327398
cope

>>150327404
He’d enjoy that, tragically

>>150327404
You know I would permaheem you if you ever tried something like that

>>150327374
Please stop nibbling on my moldy minge...

You're hurting your mommy...

Let me rest in peace...

>>150327405
>free lunch
>not given to all pickneys
The dismal state of the USA

alex pereira is a rock type but magomed ankalaev is a rock/ground type

>>150327405
I could get your blood from a stone if I heemd you with one

>>150327415
its not my fault they renamed porcelain schaub receptacles as 'finlands mouth' b

ddp defeat has destroyed any hope of preventing the future race war in south africa. FUCK KHAMZAT

>>150327433
*taps your shirt button at chest level*
*flicks your nose as you look down*
*THUNDEROUS RIGHT HAND*
Nothing personnel bud

>>150327425
Please stop lunching on my maggoty minge...

It hurts...

Another 19 hour posting frenzy tomorrow?

>>150327119
quite good at fighting

>>150327440
Ddp had 0 preparation he is a literal retard

Someone please stop my son...

He's hurting m-ACK!!

AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELP ME!!!!!

HES EATING MY MINGE!!!!!!

>>150327455
'd 'o

>>150327440
Bacon boers are genocided by Bantu dick daddies according to Dirty Diaper Donald I'm afraid.

>>150327471
STOP EATING MY MINGE!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

THE MAGGOTS ARE DRIPPING FROM YOUR SNOUT!!!!

STOP HURTING YOUR MOMMY!!!!

>>150327473
Factual post, we must defer to what dirty diaper president says sadly

Ban wrestlers in the UFC. None of that Umar, Islam, Khamzat and Bo Nickal type shit

Strickland versus Khamzat would probably do numbers but I can't bear the thought of Strickland doing his John Bolton in Alex Jones' voice gimmick

K-1 World Max 2025 is gonna be kino

Pigalena is fucked

>here's the fucken thing you guys
>we really need to bomb iran
>NIPPLE TO NIPPLE
>DICK TO DICK
*teep*
*jab*
*gets taken down*
*complains afterwards*

>hates wrestling in MMA
>watches kick boxing
hmm

You've got you problems,

I've got my hash pipe!

>>150327491
MY SON LOVES YOU!!!!!

MAKE HIM STOP!!!!

HES HURTING ME!!!!

>>150327502
Are you confused by the concept of entertainment?

All these people and their pathetic little problems, I could easily murder them and dispose of the evidence. Or I could not dispose of the evidence, that'll really show them. Heh

>>150327509
STOP MY SON!!!!!

HES EATING MY ROTTING MINGE AND OINKING!!!

>>150327513
Factual post.

Zatdaddy won

Ankdaddy will win

Slamdaddy will win.

Alhamdulillah

>>150327502
watched kickboxing the other day and they couldn't stop hugging each other

>>150327527
lol good goy

wearing my new DDPs! (Dirty Diaper Pico)

>>150326232
Joshua is literally fucking retarded

>>150327538
I could probably knock Canelo out with relative ease tbqhwy

>>150327542
PLEASE STOP MY SON HES SHITTING AND PUKING IN MY MOLDY MINGE!!!

HE JUST PULLED HIS CLITTY OUT PLEASE STOP HIM!!!

>>150326771
How the fuck is Hernandez a middleweight?

>>150327527
BİTCH

>>150327538
Very very very ironic post. Did you watch the UFC main even last week? Do you want literally any cards?

Boxing output volume is crazy

>>150327571
>Do you want literally any cards

Lil' piggy gettin' drunk off Clozapiggy's dead mommy's minge...

kumzat couldn’t have handled a PRIDE FC tournament. The purest form of fighting. What a fraud.

>>150325755
kek what a cuck

>>150264098
>>150264098
>>150264098
>>150264098
>>150264098

>>150327341
Did Emerson surpass Carlyle? The mma world is desperate to know.

>>150327621
Cheeky bastard

>>150327621
BLOODY HELL

>>150327635
Please leave my minge alone...

The maggots hurt enough...

>>150327633
Ginge From Shard End?

Fighting cans

>>150327594
He would’ve absolutely dogwalked every bum in that organisation apart from maybe Fedor lol

Based nerdgods got ya seethin

>>150327635
What the helly is boxing club playa??

>>150327650
Bro got his ugly race boxed up by a washed up dilgurt burts however

>>150327668
You're so revved about Khamzat's win you can't even type correctly playa.

Fedor
>heemed by a middleweight
Khamzat
>never heemed by a middleweight
How come only Muslim Russians can fight?

kumzat couldn’t have handled a kick boxing tournament. The most entertaining form of fighting. What an MMA fighter.

Soccer kicks are so kino

coomzat was dropped by a can, fedor only started to lose 100 fights into his unbeaten career after fighting the best fighters ever

The best fighter ever zuluzinho

>>150327722
>>150327722
>>150327722

y nuevo

zuluzhino would heem kamzit now albeit

We like to shoot on Wednesdays.

>>150325862
Remind them of what? That he needed roids here?