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>>150320601
>>150320601

Schedules
promiedos.com.ar

is this the thread?

VÉLEZ

this is, in fact, the thread

Anime

anime

Fuck this nigga (Roldán)

anal status?

we won yesterday

gays won yesterday

>>150326006
>>150326053
based

anime

>>150326096
Cardona’d

>>150326099
Weon yesterday, weon today and weon tomorrow, but ew knew that already

>>150326126
>huracán azul
muinto assustador

girl at the supermarket sneezed and I said "salud"
do you guys think I have a chance?

>>150326226
cara ela tá tão na sua

>>150326226
did she even said thanks or giggle at least?

>>150326183
it gets better

>>150326262
she said thank you and smiled

>>150326267
ok, let her know that as a part of the NAP between sexes she is now obligated to provide sex or face the consequences (rape and maybe death)

Did someone say anime? https://youtu.be/GvIcm9SXNAE

>>150326266
el globo de oro...

Jatinho particular,
do Mato Grosso ao Paraná
Fazenda no Paraguai, e as paraguaias

>>150326226
Maybe. Many years ago a pretty black girl started a conversation with me at la panadería after I sneezed three times in a row. We talked for a while and at some point I mentioned I had started running early in the mornings. She said something like "oh, really? I'm on this WhatsApp groupchat with other people in the area, we go jogging together. Look! I can add you if you want to."

I didn't put much thought into it and politely refused. I like running by myself. She looked a bit disappointed. We talked just a bit more while on the cashier waiting line, then went our ways back home. Never saw her again.

>>150326421
>I didn't put much thought into it and politely refused. I like running by myself. She looked a bit disappointed. We talked just a bit more while on the cashier waiting line, then went our ways back home. Never saw her again.
Jesus Christ anon

>>150326226
Salud is the virgin small talk, you have to say “opps, someone’s been eating bat soup”

>>150326421
Based volcel.

>>150326449
I usually go for the good old "ugh cover your fucking mouth if you are going to sneeze you freak"

>>150326449
too many words, salud is two sylables, not saying I can't fumble them, but it's less chances that I do

>>150326421
>her

>>150326053
Flat is better, because it's closer to the heart

>>150326648
you're hired

>>150326096
San Marino spoketh

>>150326661
Based

chilelbros, what does this mean?

We need to create a boxing exhibition with Chikaner and Trikas schizo >>150323037

janta uma porra nessa cueca nenhuma hein tá?

>>150326671
https://www.footyheadlines.com/2025/08/chile-2026-away-kit.html
>We can exclusively reveal that the Chile 2026 away shirt will feature a never-seen-before main color: ‘Chalky Brown’, a light brown tone that marks a radical departure from tradition.
what the fuck i don't know

>wednesday 20/08:
>LIBERTADORES
19:00 | Estudiantes x Cerro Porteño
21:30 | Internacional x Flamengo

>SUDAMERICANA
19:00 | Cienciano x Bolívar
21:30 | Universidad Católica x Alianza Lima
21:30 | Independiente x Universidad de Chile

>COPA DO NORDESTE
21:30 | Bahia x Ceará
21:30 | CSA x Confiança

>BRA1
19:00 | Juventude x Vasco

>COL1 (UTC-5)
21:30/19:30 | Millonarios x Unión Magdalena

for me, it's jequitinhonha

>>150326716
Cafe com queijo, vc quer feijoada? Os meus beans… tasty

>>150326778
for me, it's Pilcomayo

>>150326778
for me it's parnaíba and paranaíba

>>150326788
based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK2rIaNfyNo

>>150326778
Love me some river autism
>>150326788
>can't be used for navigation
B tier

>>150326849
>can't be used for navigation
Really? I just liked the name

>>150326788
te rompo el culo y me desmayo

>>150326900
jajajaja

>>150326778
Tietê river begins right next to the sea yet it goes all the way inland to then join with Paraná and desembocate all the way down in Argentina
This says a lot about the paulista mind

>>150326978
It's also dirty and smells like shit

>>150326984
we are talking about rivers, not your ass

>>150321495
https://x.com/RacingClub/status/1958049355471978782

>>150321752
>>150321779
Peñarol defenders watching how the cross descends on their area

>>150326900
Why would you pass out? Wouldn’t it be the other way around?

>>150327074
kek

>>150327083
you never came so hard you passed out? you're missing out bro

>>150327074
Come on benigno, there’s no way they coukd have stopped that. It’s on them because they left that guy alone, but unless they are 2.5 mts, they couldn’t have stopped that

>>150326778
Sos de la b

>>150327103
dinosaurs counld't stop the meteor either

>>150327074
Kek

>>150327087
Once I came so hard that the girl looked at me saying “qiubo, casi se me va (wtf, are you dying?) *giggles tenderly*”

>>150327129
that sounds like something a very black aunt would say, the kind that wants to dance salsa with you at all the birthdays and family gatherings

A friend just told me costas is more annoying at the sideline than mano menezes

>>150327162
*reads that famous book once*

Beans, basedbeans.

>>150327162
It was a skinny girl with curly hair, she isn’t the most attractive but fucks like a demon

>>150327136
.

>>150327136
I’m from Bocazuela, I come from the future. You will get relegated in less than three years

>>150327129
>its real

>>150327225
>Implying you would't

How the fuck you don’t qualify for copa when you play in dinoguay with fucking dolphins

>>150327277
dolphins are more intelligent than dinosaurs

>>150327277
Is it a real colombian slang or did you create this now

So this is the current state of la B after the 22nd round:
>01 Coritiba 42
>02 Goiás 41
>03 Chapecoense 37
>04 Novorizontino 36

>05 Remo 34
>06 Vila Nova 33
>07 Criciúma 33
>08 Avaí 33
>09 Cuiabá 32
>10 CRB 31
>11 Ferroviária-SP 29
>12 Operário-PR 27
>13 Athlético-PR 27
>14 Atlético-GO 27
>15 Athletic 25
>16 América-MG 22

>17 Volta Redonda 22
>18 Botafogo-SP 22
>19 Paysandu 21
>20 Amazonas 21

>>150327419
Amazonas bros...

otra vez estoy tomando falopa

>>150327419
>>13 Athlético-PR 27
>>14 Atlético-GO 27
>>15 Athletic 25
who writes this shit?

>>150326421
spaghettini cuckittini

>>150327276
I would have to fuck this gentleman sideways to reach that bussy

>>150327419
I wish Criciúma would take Novorizontino's place

>>150327506
AHH

neto batendo no neymar pelo terceiro dia seguido

any of y’all argies have heard of universidad del CEMA? Saw an interesting and cheap online degree

its happening again

What's your hobby /copalib/

>>150327698
it's pretty popular with people who study economy related degrees, don't really know how good or bad it is

>>150327718
I get sad and lay in bed

>>150327718
sodomizing paraguayos

>Duvan Verga rara resating while maravilla was kicking the penalty

I told you, I fucking told you, discard (and if possible hang) any retard with a kiss tatoo on the neck.

How will the next qualifiers look like if we already have three teams qualified?

>>150327767
>kiss tatoo
is a Mona Jimenez tattoo okay?

>>150327787
IDK who mona jimenez is IDK. Now a red kiss tatoo on the neck is the mark of pechofrio attention whores like duvan vergarara or carrascal.

>>150327718
I build Gundam models (mostly resin). Lots of fun, lots of detail.

>>150327842
Those are yours???

https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/policiales/2025/08/20/cayo-el-creador-de-al-angulo-tv-una-pagina-ilegal-que-retransmitia-partidos-de-futbol-y-formula-1/
>la Policía Federal Argentina, de la ciudad de Paraná, Entre Ríos, detuvieron a Alejo Leonel Warles, un joven conocido con el alias de “Shishi”, fundador de “Al ángulo TV”, una página ilegal que retransmitía partidos de fútbol y Fórmula 1.

>>150327787
fuck you I had forgotten about it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6JIIZU_ph8

>bossbergschwitzstein messages me on slack only saying my name
>greet them to see what the fuck they want
>leaves me on read for hours

>>150327886
reminds me a friend that used to freak out like he has PSTD everytime the cellphone rings, because maybe is his boss..

>>150327886
I don't reply until they actually tell me something

>>150327913
I mean just change the alarm sound for your boss, it's pretty easy

>>150327936
yeah set it up to something funny like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq4HS4WUOTw or crazy frog then you won't feel bad anymore

>>150327962
no because they you'll hear lo sinso and think of your boss/work

>>150326778
>Rio Doce
Brap

>>150327709


I Love Groundhog day type movies

>>150327996
what's your favorite one?

>>150327718
Masturbating to argenchinas

>>150327718
My hobby ranking looks something like this:

1. Walking along abandoned railway tracks
2. Jumping over fences (with just one hand on the fence)
3. Skimming stones at the lake (16 skim record)
4. Turning over somewhat large rocks to see what's underneath (usually nothing)
5. Watching football

>>150327718
Walking with sad overtones in Laureles at midnight after getting a McDonalds

>>150328028
Groundhog day

>>150327718
watching cow hoof trimming videos
playin Path of Exile every other week for 10hrs straight a day

>>150328273
this nigga is 5 years old

>>150328273
Based grass toucher

>>150328361
Thoughts on PoE 2?

>>150326900
>>150327074
Jajajajajajajajajaja
I love copalib

>>150327718
I read a lot, I'm learning another language and I should get back to practicing the saxophone

>>150328757
Haven't played that much but I'm an ssftard who wanks to dark souls so yeah i like it, it has huge potential. The late game gets old after a while but its a beta, they can fix it/make it more interesting.
Sanctum GOOD, Ultimatum kinda mid.
They should buff ignite.
The game should stay challenging.

>>150328886
I had a problem with the shitty movespeed and the endgame that you had to find those 4 temples and they never appeared. They are announcing an update today, so let's see.

>>150328768
Too bad this is colapib

>>150328921
copalob*

copayiyos

>>150328908
>They are announcing an update today
yeah in 40mins
https://www.twitch.tv/pathofexile
this could be yuge

>>150328932
nooooo

For me, it's Grim Dawn

>>150328932
Not... enough... refuerzos...

Question of the day, if you were a fat woman where would you get the butterfly tattoo? No basic bitch answers like wrist or shoulder blade.

>>150328974
This game is fun but PoE is still better. Also, I wanna try Titan Quest 2.

>>150328978
forehead

>>150328969
Nothing funny ever happens

>>150328369
>>150328405
The duality of /copalib/

>>150328974
>>150328989
Grim dawn is better, põe becomes too retarded in endgame

>>150329010
This, but pic related

>>150329134
Based neymar keeping family values in this wretched world.

>>150327962
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6JIIZU_ph8

how's the back pain, old fart?

>>150328974
playing diablo iv right now

>>150329134
>virada do ano

I bet Irma birthdays are crazy

>>150328974
fiiiine ill grab it when its on sale again

fuck a.nal

>>150329330
What about the cachaça, Mr. machado?

>>150329330
Fuck Flamerda
I believe it

>>150329134
irmãbros... he forgot about us in 2022

R8 my bet bros

>>150329676
Do you think Inter will beat Flamengo?

>need more money
>thinking of getting a second job
>can manage them because remote
>mfw double the money
>mfw double the bosses
>mfw double the coworkers

>>150329676
Uhhhh, where's Vasco?

>>150329711
I got a second job.
I was bored.
Now I have a coworker to talk to.
Early this morning, I got some artisan bread from my coworker who mows lawns.

>been a NEET for almost an year now
>got called for the concurso that I passed
>now I'll have to work
Not sure if happy or sad

>>150329761
I'm in the same boat anon
I'll finally meet some friendly coworkers

>>150329842
>friendly
Hehe

>path of exile
>grim dawn
I'm sorry but I'm a champions of norrath chad

>>150327225
One of these trannies got rekt by AIDS

>>150329868
finally anon will pass concurso

>>150329908
they only passed because they were blacker than the rest

>>150329761
Concursado since 2012 here. Congrats bro.

Hexa bros?

>>150329868

this is why I don't pay taxes

>>150329916
Yeah I was a concursado for the my state's bank for almost 3 years then I quit because it was shit and now I'm going to this new job.

>>150329910
I hate this shitty country.
Imagine losing your place
because a monkey is blacker than you.

>>150329939
Coveiro in Xique-Xique?

CienciANO gonna do it

>>150329943
hey at least you are whiter than them

>>150329926
kwabinhos

>shit it's pants against any medio pelo team
cerro would lose to the current boca

>>150329949
Dataprev

Reminder that this guy >>150329977
Almost got annihilated by >>150330007
guy, and for that reason CP should win copa

>>150330049
if only
not even gordas talk to me

>>150329711
fuck i'm trying to get a second job for months now without success, my idea was to get a second and work as a company/contractor but most companies want to hire as formal employment contract (CLT for us), and you can't have two jobs as CLT, in most cases. Guess i will try to get something in Portugal during my vacation

>>150330104
>PORTUGAL mentioned
Based vascobro

>>150330104
you can't here either, you basically have to be contractor at one of them, ideally both

>>150330121
>vasco
>portugal
it's not 1960 anymore, most vascainos don't even know they have a Cross of Christ as their emblem

>>150330104
X2 fucking hell

>>150330104
I opened an MEI

These niggas want to work not only on one job but TWO

>>150330160
Neeting time is over specially when you want kids

>>150330153
a what?

>>150330160
i worked like 3 hours today, yesterday i slept till 12:00

>>150330186
And that's a good thing

>>150330180
microempreendedor individual

>>150330186
this is me, I'm basically a neet but have to attend meetings a few times a week
>>150330196
is that like monotributista?

I need a job in são paulo

>>150330140
What do you think the name or the cross mean?

>>150330212
>monotributista
Why did you call me a monkey?
Does that make you feel better?
I'm just kidding, how would I know, Facundo? I don't know Argentine law.

>>150330222
>t. Cardona

>>150330247
There’s a reason why I fucked things up for anal, ok ?

>you WILL have two jobs
>you WILL go to the gym daily
>you WILL abandon all your hobies
>you WILL be happy by traveling abroad once a year
Yeah no thanks I think I'm good

I thought us Caribbeans were the lazy guys, but it seems it’s the argies who don’t like working, they also open businesses and banks at 10 pm, like what the fuck.

>>150330237
>I don't know Argentine law
and you call yourself a /copalibber/? pathetic
basically you pay the government a hefty fee and get some benefits like retirement and healthcare like you would at a normal job but instead you either own your own business, sell shit somewhere or other type of work where you are "self employed" or don't really pay taxes

>>150330254
basado

>>150330252
Just like hernia falencia in 2023

>>150330278
most businesses are open at 8 or 9 at most, but the BACKBONE of our country, panaderias, they start working at like 5 am

argies are racists even when they're talking about taxes.

>>150330278
Why would someone go to the bank at 6 am

>>150330286
MEI is a small company that people use to work as a contractor and still pay taxes

>>150330222
I got an open position for a big booty colombian camwhore, you interested?

>>150330286
I asked Deepseek
Yes, just like Monotributo

Argies complain about how we make everything sexual, but they cant even talk impuestos without being racist

>>150330305
mimimi

please don't say the m word

brazilians complain about us being racist but they literally fry bananas and have a caste system based on how black you are

>>150330305
How can I not when the jews force me to pay taxes?

Why Señor Ramon didn't wanna bang this chick? Was he gay or something?

>>150330347
MENGAO

>>150330090
>single mom with kids following her everywhere
already jumpscared the fuck out of me yesterday, now she haunts me at copalib of all places

>>150330347
Mulambomengo
>>150330350
Frying bananas is good tho

fried banana with sugar and cinnamon. put that together with feijoada + orange juice and you have the best meal possible

the best meal possible?
asado with my friends a day after boca lost

for me its mcdonalds with my coworkers after work.

>>150330407
That shit is poisonous

the best meal possible?
asado with my friends a day after boca wins
we did it once this year I miss my homies

low key can't eat méqui
the stuff has no flavour, for some reason it's really noticeable it's all in the smell

>>150330407
Ugh

I'm gonna create the Copalib WhatsApp group for the Libertadores final caravan. Who's in?

>>150330407
la gorda de recursos humanos posts here?

>>150330407
Leave your colapib crachá at the door before leaving, you cunt
>>150330394
This but with flassassinos

>>150330449
every recursos humanos has a culona, an obese miserable cunt, and a faggot

>>150330464
Multiple faggots actually
Working with faggots is hell on earth, they're always jealous, covetous, backstabbing pieces of shit

>>150330420
>asado with my friends a day after boca wins
poor guy never has a good meal

>>150330464
sometimes it's all of that in one person

Every girl at the office is fat and married

>>150330479
unless you are the cute young straight guy and they all try to win your favor

>>150330485
maluco trabalha no supermercado

>>150330500
That's literally me tho, it doesn't make it any better, having faggots coming up on to you is very awkward and undesirable, specially at the workplace

>>150330479
>they're always jealous, covetous, backstabbing pieces of shit
Indeed. The obviously closeted faggots are the worst. Everybody in the office saw you browsing headless pictures of "discretos" on Grindr, when you plugged your phone to the conference screen, Elias.

>>150330544
>browsing headless pictures of "discretos" on Grindr
So faggots are all the same regardless of country?

>>150330407
>McDonald's
>coworkers after work
What a fucking normie

>>150330479
>Working with faggots is hell on earth, they're always jealous, covetous, backstabbing pieces of shit
Brazilians are literally like this

>>150330544
>Vegetti starting
>PH feeling indisposed
FUCK
>>150330573
Interesting, huh
>>150330601
Faggots are double the trouble

>>150330407
based gordo

>>150330601
Because Brazil is a homosexual country. Every man in this shithole acts like a faggot.

>>150330573
I'll describe the standard closeted office faggot and you can be the judge
>Always uses trendy glasses. Changes them once a year
>Chupines and dock martens or similar booties.
>Gray/beige or other muted buttondown shirts to blend in so as to not be noticed as homos

Oh shit, it's him, it's FUCKS

>>150330306
I would if I could, just to piss them off, but you’d be surprised how much colombians love queues, these fuckers would be at the entrance at 5 am
>>150330315
Yes, please

>>150327709
Leven siano from vasco was the same. Kek.
Corinthians will be next vasco

>>150330695
what I've seen is
>very neatly trimmed beard
>shoes, shirt and trendy jeans
>hot gf that they hate

>>150330695
>Doc martens
>Closeted
Come on bolita bro, such a faggot may as well walk around with dildos as earrings
>>150330726
Impossible

>>150330666
>PH feeling indisposed
It's over

That kit is horrible

>BRA1
Juventude - Vasco da Gama
Managers: Thiago Carpini - Fernando Diniz
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/juventude-vasco-da-gama/zOsFO#id:14333880

>>150330728
>very neatly trimmed beard
>shoes, shirt and trendy jeans
Yeah this applies.
>>hot gf that they hate
I've seen either the hottest bitch in the office being infatuated with the homo, OR that typical gayfag that has like 34 thousand female friends, all hot.

Wasn't estudiantes stadium that "único de la plata"? What happened with that?

Can Inter commit the crime today?

>>150330746
La avenida pumita se queda abierta

>Copa Libertadores
Estudiantes de La Plata - Cerro Porteño
Managers: Eduardo Domínguez - Diego Hernán Martínez
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/cerro-porteno-estudiantes-de-la-plata/gobsQuc#id:13966087

>>150330744
>>Doc martens
Nigga I dont know fashion im not a faggot
I mean those booties de caña media casual/sport type thing these fags use

>Copa Sudamericana
Cienciano - Bolívar
Managers: Carlos Desio - Flavio Robatto
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/bolivar-cienciano/bWsjQc#id:14249756

E a dívida, lógico, só aumenta, apesar dos discursos populistas do Textor e seu CEO.
A dívida líquida do Botafogo SAF chegou a R$ 884,2 milhões no balanço de 2024, um aumento de 291% em relação ao ano anterior. Já a dívida total, somando SAF e clube social, é de R$ 1,7 bilhão.

bruh

>>150330782
it wasn't theirs, this new stadium is actually owned by estudiantes

>>150330846
Se tá ganhando título tá bom

I'll watch Vasco

>>150330846
O botafogo vai acabar antes do que o Vasco e o galo
>>150330860
Based

>BRA1
Juventude [1] - Vasco da Gama 0

I'll secate Vasco

>>150330897
Penalty handball

>>150330897
I did have the feeling that my secation wouldn't be needed but it's nice to have such quick confirmation
Diniz mágico, um dia é gênio, no outro é trágico

>>150330846
But the white sheet twisters will say everything is fine. Stop listening to Globolixo lies and Flapress hearsay.

Not gonna lie
I felt "pena" of Vasco hincha crying and celebrating last 6x0 like it was their major title in 20 years

No human being should suffer like this. I think it's best for Vasco to close it down

>>150330913
Piton being retarded, news at 11

>>150330923
I can't feel bad for them ever since seeing the injustice they did to Carille

>>150330879
Atlético will probably end up getting bailed out by an equity fund.

Que time vagabundo

>>150330948
Vai estudar, carille, teu time tá na merda

>>150330954
There's a not inconsequential chance that botafogo will be "saved", only to become some sort of bragantino from Rio de janeiro

>>150330965
Mancini edits his Wikipedia page and Carille posts on spee.

Tonight I'll eat Xis while watching Inter's game

>>150330985
Of course, they clearly don't put some time into actually coaching and managing

>>150330979
I think Bahia is a better example for what might happen, but yeah. It's a muito assustador scenario.

Sure, Vasco, football, etc.

But by question is: should I buy a 500k studio?

>>150330995
pq vc tem salva essa imagem homosexual?

>>150331012
Current Bahia or past Bahia?

>>150331014
that's a JK, or as i like to call it, xota-cu.

>>150331014
Only if it's 500k guaranis

ACABOU
C
A
B
O
U

will Inter commit the crime? I already put a bet on them

>Copa Sudamericana
Cienciano 0 - Bolívar [1]
Global 0-3

>>150331037
it's reais

>>150331063
Penalty foul

https://globoplay.globo.com/v/13850982/
- É o texto, é a vitória. Eu vivi o Vasco. Eu vivo Vasco. Meus filhos são Vasco. Essa vitória é, perante ao Campeonato Brasileiro, é apenas três pontos. Mas para o vascaíno, não. A gente sofre. Há muitos anos a gente sofre. E a gente venceu o Santos de Neymar, cara, que ganhou os dois últimos jogos. A gente vem de anos que a gente não consegue vencer. 6 a 0 - disse Fellipe Bastos, bastante emocionado ao vivo.

>>150331062
I'll be reporting from Beira-Rio in an hour.
Crime is possible.

>BRA1
Juventude [2] - Vasco da Gama 0

>>150331087
does that mean juventude santos would be 8 - 0

>>150331096
That just means that Vasco is the supreme entertainment team
They win games that would be funny for them to win (very few) and lose games that would be funny for them to lose
But they also generally lose most of their games either way

why is Juventude so much more soulful than all other br teams

>>150331120
Era

>>150331063
I'm sorry, but did the Cienciano already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Cienciano are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Copalib for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the Copalob who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Wednesday Night Game. But you know what? They still f***ing suck. The Cienciano are one of the best f***ing teams in the Copalib, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Copalob if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the f*** up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Cienciano wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Bolivar just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st half when they needed to get one, just like the Students did. Are you a f***ing drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a f***ing idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm f***ing serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Cienciano topics because you're a f****** hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. F*** you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these f***ing teams on the board, like I give a f***. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid s*** like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your f***ing life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. F*** you. You are nothing.

>>150331156
Powerful

É claro que esse time de vagabundos não iria aproveitar a vantagem pra ganhar do lixo do Juventude e se afastar do Z4

>>150331156
classic

If Inter commit the crime I will buy a 500k studio.

When did Cinzano get a team?

>>150331173
Or you could buy a nice apartment anywhere else but in São Paulo

>>150331085
do the needful

>>150331178
2003

VASCO

>>150331192
truly balanced team

>>150331187
I'm not from São Paulo, meo

>>150331208
Even better then

>>150331022
Se eu tenho que te explicar algo que já virou mainstream, é por que não sabes do que se trata. Lurk more, newfag

>>150331014
Only if it isn't a financial burden. Assuming you're buying it somewhere like Ipanema or Leblon, you could rent it in the future and have an extra source of income. But it isn't worth it if you're planning to get a 20 year mortgage to pay for the studio.

>>150331208
But my city have the same price's level

>>150331022
>>150331225
go back to /int/ monkeys

>>150331225
vc é homosexual?

>>150331233
I would pay à vista, but that's all I have.

Vasco is the teeam of virada
Vasco is the team of amor

>>150331257
Then I think it's fine unless you plan on getting married in the upcoming years. I'd go for it.

>>150331269
I'm a incel. it's easier to kill myself than to marry a woman

>>150331014
no. build a second flood on your parent's house.

>>150331312
>cp

link to cerro match? (i'm not making THAT joke, cia may be watching)

Shhhh, I’m watching this slupfest

>Vasco will get Robert Renan to replace João Victor
kek
good luck

>>150331350
i love cp /copalib/, i love cp!!!

Why is muslera in Paraguay? Is he that shit now that nobody in Argentina or Brazil wanted him

>>150331322
High test behaviour

>>150331392
he is in the other team retard

>>150331396
Imagine if an earthquake hit.

>>150331409
Vaso ruim não quebra

>>150331411
TÁ PEGANDO FOGO BICHO

>>150331409
There's no such things as earthquakes here

>>150331407
Why isn’t he in junior?

ITS CUZCOVER

>>150331447
CienciANO...

QUILOMBO EN EL PASILLO
U
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L
O
M
B
O

>Copa Sudamericana
Cienciano 0 - Bolívar [2]
Global 0-4

>>150331411
esses foguinhos ai sao comparados ao que fizeram no Morumbi ontem?

>>150331493
*MorumBIS

>>150331482
kek what the fuck is wrong with Cienciano

>>150331493
I wouldn't know anything about morumbicha

>>150331524
what are they discussing, brehs?
wrong answers only

>>150331545
>wrong answers only
Go back to plebbit.

>had no idea what to do at work
>smoked vela drank coffee and asked goygpt multiple times how to
>have an idea now

I baked some bread, copalib may have some

>>150331580
delicia

>cerro porteño
>they are paraguayos
i never understood this

>>150331482
deu green

Bahia vai perder pro Ceará. Pode anotar
Rogério Ceni é horrível

>>150331599
i think they're named after a cerro where they killed a lot of porteños

>club atlético boca junior (BsAs)
>they are bolivianos

>>150331621
I always understood this.

>>150331619
They are my favorite team now.

Bruno formiga x 10 neymar haters

https://x.com/DataFutebol/status/1958205641035551030?t=hJxTFV2NQUfj6H7zdWcgpg&s=08

>>150331619
I always knew cp was based

>xitter.com
>futbol
i'm never clicking that

>>150331637
who?

>>150331621
>BsAs
>Bolivianos
checks out

ESTAN ROUBANDO A MI CP

crying portenho

>>150331599
rezo portuano

ouch owie my ear

>>150331637
>sisters fucked
Neymar 1
Ronaldinho 0

Hoy todo /copalib/ con el bulla

>>150331685
they always akwardly skip that time we failed to forcibly liberate the paraguas

>>150331688
told you to get better headphones man

>>150331701
DAS RITE

Benigno bro, could you create a webm/mp4 of this video?
https://x.com/CentralDoBrega/status/1948572048755745141

What do I get for supporting (you)

>>150331721
Lmao what a retard

>>150331721
i have this one from when it happened

Is it true that Independiente is a hated team in Chile? Here they couldn't be more irrelevant

>>150331763
chilenos hate everything

>>150331763
Most people dont know it exists.
Some colocolo fans might hate it because they lost their first libertadores final to them.

FLAMENGO CARLHOOO

Why are we NOT discussing panamericanos cuties?

>>150331721
just in case

>>150331838
Name 10 panamericano disciplines

>>150331738
That was a magical moment left to us from the Sudamericana playoffs.

>>150331855
That’s irrelevant, I just want to see hot girls

bolsonaro is taking in his ass kek
c'mon mengão, make my night

Worst match so far both legs. Holy shit

>>150331962
How is Students - Cheese Pizza going? I'm over here falling asleep to the sound of vuvuzela peruana

>>150331962
>perro corteño and ensuciantes
shouldve expected it tbdesu

ANIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b6sDtfus8Q

>>150331977
Horrible, 0-0 both legs, little to no chances. The leg was decided by a pen at 90’ in the first match.
>>150331982
Yeah, Idk what I was thinking about

>>150331738
kek
this is one of the funniest moments Ive ever seen

>Copa Sudamericana
Universidad Católica - Alianza Lima
Managers: Diego Martínez Carrera - Néstor Gorosito
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/universidad-catolica-del-ecuador-alianza-lima/lWsRNi#id:14249755

>>150331852
thanks

Inter - Mengau will be shitpost galore but Indecendiente - Cagolica could be legendary levels of seethe
Son momento son decisione

>Copa Sudamericana
Independiente - Universidad de Chile
Managers: Julio Vaccari - Gustavo Álvarez
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/ca-independiente-universidad-de-chile/lnbsjob#id:14249758

>>150332101
shit, read wrong but Independiente La uwu still good potential

>Copa Libertadores
Internacional - Flamengo
Managers: Roger Machado - Filipe Luís
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/flamengo-internacional/qOsGuc#id:13966089

>>150327419
>Coxa being in 1st place
I can feel the silver star coming...

>>150332121
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>150332149
John: I really really really like this pasta.

lil jr. looks like the type of player that will concede a goal in the first half

you look like the kinda nigga that concedes their ass in the first date

bought some bananos to snack on while watching the games. i ended up eating the whole batch during the cerro match though

This nigga eating a glizzy

maduro stop posting here or you'll get the site raided by the fbi

Vasco lost btw

>>150332282
it doesn't matter when you read this, it's always true

>Venezuela bro never show up on Sao Paulo matches
>Only when Flamengo is playing
do we have a double agent or a guy using Roraima VPN?

Resposta Histórica
Camisa Negras
Virada do Século
Goleada sobre o Santos de Neymar

>>150332101
Don’t expect big performance from these two brasilerão babies. It will be a 1-0 slurper

>>150332292
Sadly most are brazilians with other flags.
We have at least one bolivian/colombian and chile who are brazilians

>>150332319
Pq vcs acham que eu sou bostileiro?

gonna watch la UwU on the TV, away from the computer
ill come back during half time and make webms

>As pessoas acham que o Roger Machado vai ganhar
pode pedir emprestimo de 20 mil e apostar na vitória do Flamengo

>>150332316
I just want murderball and memes

>>150332332
porque voce ficou meu pau sua mano gostosinho tá?

>>150332332
You were suspiciously twisting for a.nal yesterday despite saying that a.nal represents the most corrupt and narco futbol club in the world
>>150332342
I love Benigno
I wish I could kiss benigno
I wish I could find a traditional Catholic girl and give to benigno
I wish I could go to a Huracán match with Benigno

>>150332343
Trikaschizo macumbeiro fdp
Shut up your whore mouth prophet of destruction

pq a Globo insite no "Maestro" Junior como comentarista desde 1995?
Ele fala coisas mais óbvias que aqueles velhos de pé inchado de boteco

>>150332371
Just look at this
https://x.com/ManuelaDavila/status/1330245909989498885

This guy can never be a winner

I'll be honest
Before I knew of trikaschizo as a clueless carioca I thought trikeiros were good people

>>150332319
In copa america we also had one peruvian flag who was an brazilian

>>150332402
I am looking quit dandy there thanks

é hoje que eu compro minha Fender e minha kitnet

como é inteligente o povo gaucho lmao

>Diretoria joga papel picado no gramado
>Irrita diretores da TV GLobo
kkkkkkkkkk

5x0 pro Flamengo hj

I am seeing the gauchada already started with their first macumba

>>
Tomorrow the monster plays

Gaucho é a mistura da malevolencia do nordestino e da maldade do caipira

>>150332424
I now realize it looks like a gaping wojak meme but it was meant to be just an angry screaming carpincho

>>150332452
>

>>150332469
based

Anons....

a que horas juega boquita?

The ball is full of farofa

>>150332345
I just want mengao to lose
>>150332351
Vc tem cu safado, seu safadinho
>>150332364
I get it, I wasn’t twisting for them, I just hated to see how they choked despite having a much better team

>>150332491
>3 of my teams made it

>>150331165
Indeed

>can't start the match because some papers on the field
kwab

>>150332491
Now do it for the greek and cyrillic alphabets and also for arabic

Deus nao admite as macumbas do Roger Machado

O Flamengo irá vencer.

>>150332530
Never forget

>>150332510
>I just hated to see how they choked despite having a much better team
that is the beauty of football

TWO Missed penalties and two bolas na trave
Sao Paulo é o time da Fé

its time

Paper

My character here leads to some controversy

>>150332548
You will not force a new meme
You already got lucky with the ela tem tatuagem
I won't let that happen again

Do you guys remember the papel picado em 1996 River final?
The entire game was played with that

I still dont know how could the players see the ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4s81OveVSo

Soberano should buy him

>>150332564
no I just hate blacks

then we make fun of the americans because of clouds

>>150332573
Meme.....he doesnt know

>>150332580
uh
bojobros?

>>150332491
>Not putting Yaracuyanos is Y.
Disgunting, they are the biggest team in Venezuelan football. When they finally qualify to Libertadores they will destroy everyone.
Also, why so many papelitos is Beira Rio?

>>150332627
Una vela

>Indigente
KWAB

chat is this real

>>150332634
Sovl

>>150332653
HahahHhH did I mention that I met a kid named antuan griezman on january?

>>150332580
*palmeiras

>>150332673
Antuanzinho

>>150332580
Is this dude a good player?

>>150332692
STAYING ALIVE
STAYING ALIVE

>>150332653
I can't wait for a kid named Grok to be born, and for someone here to name their son Forchan or Forchanzinho for the Brasilians.

>>150332717
Forchanleisson

Basta de racismo

>>150332711
>it snows in the south
>the snow in question

meh

Chikaner has been shitting up /mlb/, can you guys take him?

>paper gets stuck on bet Henrique's foot
>he slips
>nasty fall
>breaks neck
KINO

>>150332738
No. Its your turn to have the house retard.

>>150332728
'no'

>>150332738
Full here

yaaaaaaawn

>the paper rain was supposed to happen after the game if inter won
Lmao someone's gonna get fired

The players must be inhaling so much microplastic

>>150325962 (OP)
We all eatching independente x u de chile

timinho

>>150332804
No one believes in this

kek

Cerrp porteno won?

Maybe the idea was to make the players sleepy

ay carumba llego el var sinson

binter is so slow

>>150332738
I think he’s funny, but no, he’s running out of jokes

>>150325972
Let’s recycle this one

>>150332332
Kek

>>150332402
Saw one of those smashed on the road the other day

>>150332573
My esteem of sp fell a lot with how much oraise they gave for chikaner for posting igor Jesus all the time

baldasso vai faturar hj

15 anos de papel picado

>>150327718
gardening