Thread 150327722

First for Finland

Can’t follow em

shit thread

Can the fag posts be kept to a minimum

We like to shoot on Wednesdays

First for the only ranked canadian fighter, Zahabi

>>150327708
>Fedor only started to lose 100 fights into his unbeaten career after fighting the best fighters ever

>>150327752
You literally have sex with men.

>>150327749
Yeah if you turn off your monitor.

So this is the power of K-1 and (gay) pride

soon.........

>>150327765
I mean yah but then I couldn't see your posts

>>150327762
Never have, never will!

>>150327774
My posts are all gonna be fag posts pal trust and believe.

Ms. Raped-1 must be off her bupropion xhe's a bit snappy today I fear.

>>150327776
You literally have sex with male to female transgender individuals.

So, now enough time has passed, what is the general opinion of the dricus fight?

>turns everyone's monitors off
heh that's greg jackson gameplanning playa

>>150327756
hmm im not seeing him on my rankings...

People forget man

eating chips rn

>>150327790
it was fucking absolute shit, Dricus got dominated mostly by seemingly being retarded, and the one time he had any offense he nearly bodied Khamzat only to lose position and go back to mountain molestation. I'd rather watch one of Anderson's stinkers desu

>>150327790
shit fight. dricus sucks and khamzat also sucks for getting three fucking crucifixes and not finishing the fight

Two pride legends

>>150327784
Because you have sex with individuals that were born male.

Miss raped-1’s trans pride fighting championships

>>150327808
Hahaha you stopped using that faggy shit I corrected you on.

>>150327766
Wow, reminds me of the time a krazy horese heemed a k-1 champ

I felt a shift in public opinion over the UFC after 319, a lot of people are admitting these title fights have been more boring than not.

I or anyone else wasnt expecting Khamzat to have his most boring fight of all time.

Won’t be surprised if there are rule or officiating changes to come that promote more stimulating fights, and hinder the lay and pray model atm.

>>150327796
Same.

Krazy horse was based in pride

>>150327749
guess not

>>150327821
Ms. Drew has sexual relations with individuals that were assigned male at birth, we lament in torment.

>>150327804
>dricus sucks
The real question is how did people not know this? I get beating up washed Izzy was funny but the guy was obviously a shit fighter on a one of the luckiest runs in the sport

SneedGOD revved him.

>>150327790
Dricus lost and wasn't even given the courtesy of being finished

>>150327821
Take ya HRT miss raped

>>150327837
I accept your concession.

Du Pigshit will be carrying Zatdaddy's seed to full term...

>>150327837
You can't use my lines you wet wank

>>150327853
Goddess*
We respect TS Ms. Drew's gender identity here.

K-1 is and pride was better than goyimFC

im a ufc insider and a meeting among execs just concluded
justin gaethje vs buakaw 9 minute muay thai bout is being targeted for the inaugural paramount premium show "UFC: This Is How Legends Are Made"

>>150327827
you could always just stop watching

>>150327867
Please don't sign your posts with what ya do to ya momma's maggot minge.

>>150327841
I can't say I've really seen much of DDPs career but his takedown defense is next level horrendous. I think he bought his own fucking hype from being able to hanna barbera his way to victory but he got completely shut down, and Khamzat did it in such a way that he didnt even look good doing it

Ms. Raped-1 is huffing Clozapig's queef clitty loads from his dead mommy's maggot minge I fear...

Make it happen dana

>>150327867
You know who posted that first bru

Aaron "Hanna Barbera" Pico

>>150327891
Where does Sneed fit into all of this?

Clozapig's dead mommy's moldy maggot minge...

I just realised I work you niggas like puppets KEK

we respect pico here

>>150327909
Many are saying this!

Dricus is now beginning a Weidman/Rockhold esque downfall where he keeps losing in increasingly humiliating ways and makes people say he was never good.

>>150327901
Wasn't your one languish in anguish b I apologize if I'm misremembering

>>150327908
Steatorrheaussying into Clozapozzed's dead mommy's maggot minge while Clozapig slurps it up I'm afraid...

Anyone got that Roy Nelson fan art where it's the artist and Roy having a gay love affair?

>>150327914
You must get so many bitches too.

>>150327908
>>150327916
You, Ms. Drew the Pensacola gender bender, fit into your momma's silk stockings.

>>150327917
His next fight will be interesting. He did well with low iq brawling, but I think he has been found out now.

>>150327915
wow he absolutely destroyed uhhhhh

>>150327926
Xhe gets all the maggots from Clozapig's dead mommy's minge...

Just realized I've never me a muslim who had a triple digit IQ

>>150327918
yeah could of been fair play lad, keep revving em

>>150327929
What the fuck??

Aaron freaking Pico

>>150327926
That’s what I just said.

>>150327929
Xhe doesn’t fit into much anymore I’m afraid

Hey Kick boxing fan here who hates wrestling
I think MMA is boring
What would be a solution to this problem?

>Just realized I've never me a muslim

Call that a Clozapig's dead mommy's maggoty minge moment...

>>150327957
Try leaving Europe

>>150327954
Good GOOGILY-MOOGILY nigga, what the fuck is going on with his arm pitussy?

These threads were gay before but its been nothing but faggot shit for a week straight

>>150327957
To slurp on the maggots from Clozapig's dead mommy's minge...

>>150327938
I did, some muzzies are ok and bros
bosniaks are slavs, pakis and those militant allaguagbars suck dick

>>150327968
Just think if they really book wAnk v Coof

doo posts more about some anons armpit than fights

the only Bosnians I ever knew were scum

>>150327966
That is you.

>>150327964
Too many piggy white boys that need a Black Daddy...

>>150327966
Armpigus Drew Plessis sadly

>>150327968
The life of jews muslims indians chinese and africans, I’m afraid

RDR is looking to win his 5th fight in 2025.

Islam fought in January, Khamzat had his yearly fight already. Still no Arman, no Movsar, where is Umar?

>>150327993
Is that the one that got canned

Piggy white boys need Black Daddies...

>>150327968
The oinkcord is not handling du piggy’s pozzing well sadly

>>150327983
That's not me playa!

>>150327981
Maybe its you b

>>150328018
It’s not.

>>150327954
Is that the loser that spams with a trip code?

I tried heeming my meng without porn but he didn't show up to the fight

I smell roasted piggy...

>>150327993
Arman is being ducked by terrified Topiglet, tragically

>>150328023
I responded to the american flag, nobody mentioned you unless youre the resident paki

Many bosnians died to bring us these death star plans.

>>150328039
Factual post.

>>150328037
You need a BBC dick daddy...

Itty Bitty Clita Topuria

>>150328040
I was corroborating his factual statement. Do you know what that means. Bosnians are essentially pakis to me (ic1) btw

Lerone “Michael Adebolajo” Murphy will Lee rigape the Volbussy

>>150328057
No I think I'm fine thank you

>>150328018
I only knew one person that was Bosnian my entire life and their family sorta, and they were shit. I'm not making a sweeping blanket statement this is just my experience bappa

>>150328068
You NEED the British Broadcasting Corporation.

I smell pan-fried bacon bussy...

You need 3 streams of the British Broadcasting Corporation deep as loud as they will go on all your devices but even louder.

How can we make Mixed Martial Arts more like Kick boxing ?

>>150328074
It's full of them and I can't follow them

>>150328096
:(

>>150328096
The first two lines don't fit as they were said before the fight.

If you seriously picked Dricus to win you're fucking retarded and need to consider immediate painful suicide.

>>150328111
This guy is retarded

>help us get those blankets off us

Now that's a sentence that's never been said before. I found that whole post really funny kek

>>150328158
I'm afraid he's a double-threat then because he is also a faggot. Visser is a retarded faggot, sadly.

>>150328155
Yet I get more bitches than you funny how that works.

>>150328175
Don’t forget pedophile

>>150328187
In that case he needs to hang from a fucking tree.

>>150328158
You are fucking retarded, you speak unnecessarily loud in public when people want peace, you're arrogant and think you know it all, generally obnoxious in every way.

How is a man who's trying to improve retarded? Actually don't answer

just hired a new coach
named Fernand Visser I think he'll be a peach

they're talking as if they are guaranteed a rematch
does DDP have the Stipe clause?

Why are Italians such rimjobs?

>>150328208
DDP doesn't have shit besides a BLOWN out bussy I fear.

>runs to top of mountain, helicopter CLOSE UP SCREAM
PIIIICO! PIIIICOOOOO!

>>150328208
Dunno but im sure youll find a way to swing it to suit the muslim side

Gay retarded pedophile Morne “Clozafin” Visser

>>150328208
Pretty standard if you have multiple defenses.

>>150328235
Don't forget African, therefore also a nigger.

>>150328037
Slower pace, work the cage, aim for a decision and score the finish in the fifth

Just how good is CP anyway?

a glorious display of muay thai

>>150328258
>inb4 ghei
Helping a bruder lose the chains of helwani is not gay

>>150328267
why does it look so worked tho...

I fell in love with a girl,
I fell in love once and almost completely

She's in love with the world,
Sometimes these feelings can be so misleading

>>150328091
time limit for the ground so fighters can't stall indefinitely

Who wins the PFL finals?

>>150328283
muay thai is so fake it becomes real

>>150328309
really not ready for these type revelations right now b

>>150328307
>>150328309
>>150328269
IM NOT CRAZY !

Im not crazy. I know ngannou fucked her when she was sixteen. I could never make such a mistake. Never. I just cant prove it.

yuri will do this to khalol

I got all my picks except Pico but still fell retarded

>>150328208
stipe had a rematch clause? have a hard time imagine they give anyone a rematch clause in their contract
khamzat was dricus's first and only loss in the ufc but it was so one sided and boring I doubt he gets a rematch

>>150328364
no shit you picked Pico

Khamzat may have won the war and he may have become a champion but he didn't have a rad party afterwards.

a brilliant exhibition of the thai martial arts
performed by tony smith from nebraska

*jabs everyone ITT then walks out*

>>150328398
Literally Weekend at Bernie's shit man is concussed

Can you hear ?

So, why was Chimaev so terrified to go to the ground with Burns?

>>150328398
Those 500 strikes did more damage than we thought nigga turned into Lennie small

>>150328414
>eats it and starts smiling at the PRIME arena salesman that had nothing to do with it

kung fu

>>150328436
Kill Cliff has him solved they just need a real middleweight. Allen is his kryptonite.

>>150328431
>mfw

>>150328448
Unlike strickraped, Garth actually fights in a ''to the death'' style

>>150328452
Allen has great skill everywhere but always finds a way to lose and his chin is ass.
He’s like late career weidman without the peak.

DDP lost that pathetically and now has brain damage. I'm scared (not really lol wgaf about saffers)

dricus killed the boogeyman
there's nothing scary about khamzat anymore

Dricus was never my boy at least Jiri would have gotten himself choked out and sprayed fecal matter all over the 'gon like a real one

The IC4 is reporting FfF posts now what a fucking bum lmao
>>150328447
Looks like a giraffe

>>150328416
Is that what it is? It's a very strange look he has on his face like nothing I've seen anybody express before. I assumed this was the day afterwards though. Also he didn't receive one significant strike. I've seen many fighters actually get beaten up and be lively afterwards

Strickland smoked Imavov on 6 days notice

>trains blanket for 6 months
>gets a fight with MVP

>>150328505
bit hard to let yourself get choked out when your opponent attempts no submissions

>>150328535
Dricus cared more about submission defence than actually winning

>>150328525
By smoked you mean 5 rounds decision

>>150328535
guess what DDP trained for in his camp
>idk
avoiding getting subbed

guess what DDP didn't train for in his camp
>idk
the crucifix

>>150328355
>>150328447
>>150328469

Don't ask me for advice unless you wanna just be out here smoking and fishing all day like me.

>>150328447
That looks like the kind of woman who receives money in £20 notes aat a time, then makes people regret their decisions, then contemplate their existence

>>150328525
The only thing Strickgaped ever smoked is he dead daddy’s dick

>>150328569
He's gone from this to hanging out with rhea ripley truly a tragic fall from grace

>>150328558
his submission defense wasn't tested

>>150328580
His dad didn't sexually molest him, it was physical only

>>150328508
>>150328569
Prime end at 18 in 2025.

>>150328588
Sub defence is mostly positional once something is locked up you’re already failing

>>150328601
she was never attractive

>>150328591
ShotaSean was bricked up the whole time sadly

>>150328601
Speak for yourself b I'm still at my peak

>>150328607
khamzat was only interested in keeping the positions

Why didn't Khamzat finish it? Three crucifixes? Come on. It took one to stop the legendary Kimbo.

>>150328558
>>150328568
there were several moments where khamzat had his arm under dricus' chin and he immediately let go, he was too afraid to go for subs in case he gassed his arms

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lirmXwe73cw
ITS UP

>>150328661
Khamzat Chimaev just had the most dominant performance to win a championship in UFC history. You have no idea how hard it is to assume a crucifix position, let alone finish with it.

>>150328661
MMA Joey claims it's because Goddard kept interfering but I'm not about to rewatch it to find out

>Actually though...
>*makes up new cope fantasy*

>>150328601
Who could even heem a chin like that?!

>>150328707
How hard can it be when the dude has such bad takedown defense it almost looks like he just lets you do it

>>150328718
No problemo b she is like 150cm and 40 kg I can do it

khamzat has a beast of a chin btw

what's the last fight that caused this much cope and seethe?

>>150328749
adesanya v pereira 1 and 2

>>150328623
Who's the blouse

>>150328749
Khabib vs gooby unironically

>be me
>working at small accounting firm
>coworker greets me
>so what did you do on the weekend, anon?
>I watched Kazdaddy rape, gape and POZZ dubussy's wet, tender, pink oinkhole into submission like the good little sissy cockslut he is!
>leaves my cubicle without saying a word
>immediately reported to HR
>manager wants to see me first thing in the morning
I fucking hate normies so goddamn much

>>150328749
islam volk 2

>>150328749
Dric Strick 1 was pretty insufferable

>>150328749
it's fuckin fun to witness had no idea ppl were still this invested in UFC fighters

I would like to see Michael Chandler thrown into a trash compactor.

buy your gold plated stainless steel chain to increase your self esteem today!

I would like to see Michael Chandler thrown into a trash expander.

>>150328773
*Islam Volk 1

>>150328728
>>150328733
>>150328749
Do you believe my theory about ngannou smith primed ?

Tick tock.

>>150328774
What the horse cunt is this

>>150328791
My chain is solid 14k yellow gold, playa!

>>150328801
He kills them these days so who knows b

>>150328801
That thousand cock stare...

>>150328668
Okay so he did attempt subs then

>>150328820
it's this but with different pics

Prime Anthony Smith vs the Ngannou that lost to Derrick Lewis ?

>>150328833
Its just weird how shes censored here.
Also her nudes are trash. She s 4.5 tall and skinny fat

>>150328874
Not anthony but the smith ngannou fucked in her prime

>>150328867
nope

>>150328202
You are a filthy nigger

>whittaker: sub hunter blitz (r1 sub)
>usman: sub hunter blitz (almost r1 sub - failed)
>holland: sub hunter blitz (r1 sub)
we're really all gonna pretend khamzat didn't show up looking unrecognizably inactive

>>150328869
It's honestly more like this if you're familiar with the source work.

>>150328917
You literally, factually, truthfully and self admittedly have sexual relations with individuals that were assigned male at birth.

>>150328927
jealous?

>>150328917
relicanth mogs those bums

Hasbulla flying into a metal shredder while Don Frye laughs

all infeldels will be cruxifixed inshallah

>>150328809
arman figured it out, no fighter is homo enough to practice getting crucifixed
hes going to crucifix ilia for 5 rounds to a decision just like zat

>>150328902
Notice how Usman is fighting back instead of just laying there like a sissy bottom

Crucify ghosts in a frozen abyss
Ocean of planets in total eclipse
Nowhere I wander wherever I drift
Using a razor to open my wrists

>>150329028
there needs to be something to fight to fight back

>>150328510
The fat lip is probably throwing you off. It was already swollen bad during the post fight interview.

My nigga? My boy? de Riddler

>>150329028
notice how khamzat is actually attempting a submission

Dricus's counter to Khamzat doing nothing was to do nothing

>>150329071
Stfu dead mommy piggy.

monitor on buddy

de riddler

kek

>>150329076
Notice how Zatdaddy impregnated Du Piggy's maggot minge...

>>150329095
Can you say "ma ma", dead mommy piggy?

>>150329101
as it turns out khamzat is even more one dimensional than he thought

This reminds me about the 2013 movie Big Bad Wolves its a funny one would recommend

>>150329148
Where's your mommy, little piggy?

Talmbout Relicanth? S'beast of a pokemon fer sher. Never caught em tho.

How embarrassing for du piggy that 5 day notice grandpa Usman put up a better fight than him

>>150329136
yeah that's true isn't it? I haven't really since much of his striking but the fundamental 1-2. He tends to swing wide and has sloppy defense. He also hasn't shown any real kicking game. He just bum rushes until he gets the takedown

MAKHACHEVMMA like giant pacific octopus

>>150329136
Du Piggy's career is deader than Clozapig's mom I'm afraid...

Zatdaddy spunked and spanked both their maggot minges...

>>150328448
I kinda miss bumboza

>>150329169
He’s good at using low and high kicks to set up shots

>>150329166
because usman wasn't intimidated by "i smesh"

>>150329165
>it is not known to evolve
Bum!

>>150329180
He's good at raping piggies...

>>150329185
khamzat asked his corner if he could smesh and they said no

Don't know about pigs but i shot this bird down today

>>150329185
neither was burns tbf

>>150329180
that's just common practice in the sport desu

I hit him in the head with a water bottle, he's a bitch ass niggaa!

Anyone else find it very antisemitic to hold UFC China in the current climate?

>>150329219
Topuria...

>>150329071
Talmbout are Raineri?

Paddy will shock the world

DEAD MOMMY PIGGY GO OINK OINK WAAAAHHHHHH

OINK OINK WAAAAAAHHHH

WHERE'S MY MOMMY!!!

Oh yeah homeboy is firing shotguns at the cottage

>>150329238
Care to extrapolate?

>>150329234
I believe it's the same man we are thinking about

lmao damn dawg your shops are fucking ROUGH

>>150329251
>>150329245
Your name is dead mommy piggy!

Btw none of these places are russia, none of these fighters are russian

>>150329226
There are more chinamen than japs in the UFC rn, how come?

>>150329251
How's the duck hunting b

>>150329262
Those caucasians man what do they feed them

>>150329262
Dagestan and chechnya are in russia I'm afraid and they're angry

>>150329274
1 duck 1 goose 100 beers and vodka and someones girl threw up just the usual

A game of levels

>>150329262
Merab is American, numbnuts

>>150329299
Merab does not consider himself American.

>>150329274
>>150329275
Oink for your dead mommy.

Its Pavlovich fight week!

>>150329284
Heem was trying to tell me that usa uk and denmark can outdrink us this post should give them some perspective hope the girl didn't make a terrible mess

>>150329291
DDP survives the first round he'll gas out, i'm telling ya, subscribe to my mma analysis channel

>>150329312
Finally some proper heavyweight action

my fight camp would consist of working on the sprawls and working out of the position to get back on the feet. Within the sprawl i would train to find openings for nasty strikes, mostly focusing on elbows to the eye/eyebrow. Knees to the body and head but practicing them so that you're not caught off balance and get taken down. In the clinch work the body as much as possible. how about you guys? what's the best approach to dethrone the mountain guys?

Nigger

>>150329328
big punch

>>150329327
>>150329321
Say oink oink for your maggot piggy mommy.

>>150329312
Its crazy how badly tom derailed his entire run

>>150329336
>>150329377
Kek

nabil

>>150329396
Say oink oink for your mommy.

His dad's dead too you know

>>150329396
If you told me this woman was a lesbian I would not believe you.

There are 2 croats comming to ufc HW's
Balkan bear from australia and Ante Delija

I just can't imagine getting this revved up over another man's lack of success

My brother is also dead, my sister was abducted by a serial killer, i have leukemia and my aunt got crushed by a falling piano.

>>150329410
That's not funny.

>>150329418
>Balkan bear from australia
Another so called ''aussie'' fighter huh, they literally got no fighters of their own

>>150329432
And you're a pedophile.

>>150329432
Can't wait to see the screenshots of this post in 2027.

I also drink diet pepsi

>>150329416
Her girlfriends name being Fatima makes the whole thing even more absurd

Meanwhile I'm just out here living my absolute best life.

>>150328770
The MMA fanbase in general might be more mindbroken now than even after 229
People are now suggesting that we change the rules of MMA

>>150329434
where are the american champions on this list?

>>150329475
Merab doublecheeseburger, maybe you heard of him

>>150329416
Most lesbians aren’t turbodykes b they look quite normal, if you think otherwise it’s confirmation bias

>>150329489
so jdm and volkanovski arent australian because they arent of english origin, but a foreigner is american because he got a piece of paper that says he's naturalized last year? something tells me you're not a heritage american yourself

Weird one. Font doesn't seem nearly flushed enough.

>>150329496
I was being facetious

>>150329424
And how many more days do you plan on being in every thread not revved about it?

I don't like the way you guys talk about pigs

>>150329432
Dricus will pay for his crime

I will not follow them.

>>150329432
I didn't even know he was sick

I laugh everytime pakibong says ''dirty diaper panties''

>>150328902
What we’ve essentially learned is that Khamzat is the best MMA wrestler ever but his actual ground is far less threatening than it was sold as
Idk if he even would’ve finished Rob without the teeth, would’ve still won by UD though

The jews crucified Dricus

>>150329704
*ground game

Duty over life. I will never follow them.

Realistically it's only khabib, Islam and myself who really understand that the path to victory is not only technique but also releasing the beast and truly mauling your opponent no matter how much they resist.

Islam doesn’t really have any ground and pound either
They only person he ever hurt with it is Bobby queen

They crucified my boy.

>>150329760
yeah but he works towards a finish at least
why wont people admit that khamzat planned to win rounds by landing a takedown

Luke Thomas said that you are a sick man if you know the right answer instantly. Isn't this one super obvious?

>>150329799
I would guess Dern just because she's been around for longer and had a big marketing push.

>>150329796
Just like our GOAT GSP

I love us. I hate them.

>>150329833
you don't love shit faggot

>>150329845
You won’t do shit you nigger

This your 'goat'?

>>150329866
GSP did not get finished. He stopped the fight.

>>150327722 (OP)
that was pure luck nigga he probably used satanic power all he had so say was "use it" in his internal monologue the entire ufc is setup khabib is satanic as fuck probably hindu or some shit

>>150329845
Xhe loves snowballing brown boy cum into Clozapig's dead mommy's maggot minge I'm afraid...

>>150329876
He tapped to strikes, the most pathetic and embarrassing way to lose

Kwab!

>>150329909
Can you explain how this post is relevant to mixed martial arts?

If MMA was outlawed globally tomorrow - who would be remembered as the greatest of all time?

>>150329912
You can clearly hear him say "Grand Jean, c'est fin!" instructing Big Jon to stop the fight. This was all according to a long con by GSP to reclaim his belt in spectacular fashion.

GSP would've gotten heemed stiff by Khadaddybib

>>150329936
He wanted to make a big boom in his comeback?

>>150329799
Luke Thomas has also committed serious and less serious war crimes in hia younger days

>>150329948
Factual post.

>>150329688
KEK

Your MOTHER is DEAD!

>>150330000
You have sex with male to female transsexuals.

>>150330010
You don't have sex ever.

GSP has the power to stop the fight at any time he wants. That's levels.

>>150330010
Human and canine

>>150330031
Levels are part of the game playa.

>>150330031
Stfu dead mommy piggy.

dricus should honestly just move to lightheavy. cumshot is going to fight once every two years and he'd never get a rematch anyway after that performance

>>150330036
Talmbout sex with male to female canine transexuals? Beast of a thought, just trying to figure out the relation to combat sports.

>>150330037
You have sex with men playa.

>>150330054
Magodaddy will oink him bad doebeit

GSP would probably smash kamzfsat now tbqhwy

>>150330054
It's crazy to think but DDP would unironically have more success at literally heavyweight because the skill level is so god damn low right now.

>>150330061
You have autogynephilia.

>>150330061
Why when we cut off a dog’s testicles is it still referred to as “he” but when a human does the same it becomes a woman? Food for thought.

>>150330082
Whatever that means faggot, lmao

>>150330088
I'm good for now, I brought my own thoughts from home thanks.

Xadame really tried gettin' on Spamdaddy's good side KEK!

Lil' AGPiggy squealed for a fwend!!!

>tfw you think you’re dying of a terminal illness so you admit to the online community you frequent that you’re a literal sissy faggot and hard drug addict who fucks trannies and gets turned on by the thought of trooning out only to survive by some miracle and you still get bullied for it years later.
Call that a Sneed moment.

Seriously what did he mean by this? Did he forget he fought Derick Lewis or something?

>>150330023
OOOOOOOOOOOOH

lmao jake paul is fighting tank david
kids like 150lbs

>>150330135
I'm still trying actually, I think we've made great strides. Remember when we used to be cool? Those were the good old days.

>>150330141
>>150330135
Please stop tormenting dirty diaper drew xhe is battling autogynephilia, zoophilia, AIDS, toxic epidermal necrosis, obesity and incontinence

>>150330145
I think that's what he's saying

can you guys stop indulging sneeds humiliation fetish for one thread please

>>150330171
I don't understand how that's possible surely there were months of training, media, build up, drug tests, all culminating to one of the biggest and most financially impactful days of his life. Why and how could he possibly have just forgot about that?

Khamzat beats Caio at the end of this year
defends against Costa at the beginning of 2026
Loses the belt to Dricus mid-late 2026

Join me and we can rule /sp/ together as father and son.

>>150330194
Ciryl is a busy man

>>150330223
Not sure why he would even share something like that on Twitter, he looks kinda dumb doesn't he?

Maybe he was making a Sopranos joke like you know forgeddh bout it

If I ever won undisputed UFC championships I probably wouldn't forget all about them and I certainly wouldn't admit to being so vapid and daft as to forget about them on Twitter.

>>150330255
Your dead mommy's maggot minge...

Ciryl Gane has never won an undisputed UFC championship.

>>150330265
Hey now, are you just saying this to try and hurt somebody's feelings? That's not very cool at all.

ciryl gane is an actor. ufc has been scripted since 2001.

>>150330265
Your dead mummy’s maggot minge

>>150330274
Neither has Aspinal. At least Gane won his championship by winning a fight.

>>150330294
>Gane won his championship by winning a fight.
So did Aspinall you goof

Zatdaddy has fought twice since Tomala last did btw

Aspinal is 1-1 against Curtis 'Razor' Blaydes show some respect. Once he settles that trilogy his title will truly be undisputed.

Johnny Walker man that guy was a beast

>>150330307
No, Aspinal hasn't fought all fucking year. He got his title from a press conference with Dana.

Make it 2027

I've been doing akido 3 times a week for a couple of years now, I really some see weaknesses in khamzats game. He wouldn't be to take me down in iron stance for example.

Why did Sean repost this?

>>150327722 (OP)
Aura?

>>150330292
>>150330307
You snowballed brown boy cum into Clozapig's dead mommy's moldy maggot minge...

>>150330274
He's subtly alluded to the fact that he gave Jon Jones the title in exchange for a 20 millon payout in some of his French interviews.
>t.fluent in French

>>150330317
Blades would've 50-45d jones

>>150330355
This is how joe reacts to seeing real aura

>>150330359
You did that and also you were abused as a child lmao

>>150330383
Clozapig's dead mommy's maggot minge is covered in the brown boy cum you spit onto it...

>>150330379
Nigga Blaydes got boxed up by a morbidly obese brazza from PFL

>>150330379
Crazy to think Curtis Blaydes would have been the guy Jones was 'ducking' had the UFC not given Aspinal that pretend belt to defend last year.

>>150330414
I think the only reason you arent rangebanned is the mods know youll probably kill yourself if you have no one to talk to you paki freak

The Blaydes Aspinall trilogy Daner...

>>150330414
You were abused and ruminate about it all day on heem lmao

Everybody who Jon Jones never fought would have been the guy to beat him but it just so happens everybody he actually did fight he beat the shit out of mercilessly.

Hammer Hamill holds a win over Jones.

>>150330454
Gus gave him a good hiding but just fell short

>>150330443
Blaydes vs Aspinal 3: Finished Business

Chills. That's the fight nobody is asking for right now.

>>150330440
Many are saying this

>>150330440
*queefs from my maggot minge*

Sorry my son just puked dementia dookie in it..

If Aspinal beats Gane and get the blaydes trilogy done he's the undisputed goat heavyweight MMA goat.

>>150330462
Gus was a bum, he only had a successful fighting career because he was blessed with superior IC1 Northern European genetics.

>>150330471
Needs to drag 45 year old stipe out of retirement to get that status sorry bud

>>150330444
My piglet abuses my maggot minge...

>>150330481
This but Cain out of jail and fight him

You deserve every ounce of pain that was inflicted on you by the people that were supposed to protect you lol, lmao even

>>150330476
The currently champion line up heavily suggests that southern Europe runs this shit albeit

>>150330472
Almost beating Jon Jones was the pinnacle of Reyes' entire life. Good for him man, he tried his best. His best just wasn't good enough sadly.

>>150330476
Prawlblem?

>>150330429
Jon would've fought Blaydes in a heartbeat

>>150330481
>>150330491
Sexy Somalidaddies bust in my maggot minge...

>>150330364
gane successfully proved that you can rig fights without sub 140iq people noticing it
the next thing he is going to prove is that aspinalls career has been nothing but a fluke

>>150330493
Certainly not.

>>150330429
He already lost to pavlovich, who lost to Tom

>>150330486
This is an admission of the trauma you suffered at the hands of your own mother YOURE HER PIGLET ARENT YOU LMAOOOOOO

>>150330493
>southern europe
East at best and you're taking the piss

My maggot minge is queefing...

I need to oink...

>Southern Europeans
Fools gold. They look "white" on their surface but in all ways besides physical they are subhumans.

>>150330504
The third law of ganenomics: appear weak when you are strong

>>150330523
>>150330517
Maggots appeared in my minge...

Again...

>>150330502
She made you watch didn’t she LMAO you’re the piggy in all of this aren’t you, it’s your admission of guilt HAHAHAHAH you deserved it

In the weird freaks defense, I wouldve usually have been banned by now from my anti muslim outbursts so I guess the mods are just awol atm

>>150330530
I need to oink out the maggots from my minge...

Or just a sexy Black Daddy...

>>150330519
same thing. Merab, Volk, Ilia, Khamzat, Giacomo, Ankalaev are all IC2

>>150330529
Did your mothers pubes look like maggots to you due to the lsd you consumed that she left around the house LMAO

>>150330541
Oink with me to get the maggot out of my minge...

Oink oink oink!

*maggot puffs out from maggot clitty*

Oink it out...

/heem/ - mass hysteria general

>>150330535
IC2s run this shit
TWPiglets? Can’t fight sadly

>>150330541
If you really care just go to the IRC and spam them

>>150330554
Sexy Black Daddy loads just cleared the maggots from my minge...

For now...

>>150330572
Idk what irc is, im actually a normie, ive never even used discord

>>150330574
Haunts you doesn’t it, your mummy abusing you like that HAHAHAHAHA you deserved it. Never forget that

>>150330568
IC2, or mutts as we call them, don't run anything besides their fat asses to the toilet when the start themselves I'm afraid.

>>150330572
>>150330584
Oink with me...

I need the maggots out of my minge...

Oh wait...

Another Sexy Black Daddy...

the question remains, why doesnt tatsuro taira just go back to japan and be an unbeatable king on mma

>>150330590
But enough about dirty diaper Tyla

*double heems the posters above and below*

>>150330589
I feel the maggots mincing up my minge...

I need to oink...

>>150330595
Never shit myself, never will

The MMA community

martial marts

>>150330598
Same guy posting via two different IP addresses so youve double-heemed poor spammy.

>>150330604
You remember it well don’t you

>>150330605
Cause ya DDP’s already fused to ya necrosing skin in a mass of seeping steatorrhea sores

I keep thinking im getting replies but its just this schitzo freak spam replying

THIS IS ANNOYING NOW

>>150330584
Hiw can you be from sweden and not know about irc fucking basshunter bro come on

>>150330618
You don't actually believe that.

Spammy got raped? Oh dear oh dear, that does explain much of his behavior I fear.

CHALLENGE: name an IC1 champion (promoted to chastity belt does not count)

>>150330625
poopy
hahahah get it
pooopy

That last post was bait Im just here to farm (you)s btw

>>150330625
Boten Anna is about irc sveribro please don't do this to are reputation
>>150330633
Cymbro has the receipts in the IC1cord I relay in dismay

Here's a fact.
Somalia was never real it's that fat pitch black pajeet since there's no similar phenotype in Somalia.

>>150330630
Believe what?

actual spammy was here the other day btw and sneed was nowhere to be seen
quite curious...

yeah i’m from da lou so wassup lil bitch ass nigga

>>150330648
True but you shouldnt collect so much knowledge from this shithole, youre gonna die one day and these moments are finite

>>150330619
>>150330640
>>150330647
>>150330648
>>150330649
Oink with me...

Oink oink!

Oink oink!

Some stubborn maggots in my minge...

I need the Sexy Black Daddies...

*queefs from clitty*

Smells like dementia dookie...

>>150330545
They're not all pedigrees (islam, ankaleav, ilja maybe 'rab aren't) but sure

Showing up at your front door with a pistol and a shotgun and forcing you to lick my dirty hairy asshole at gun point for an hour.

Ive been called spammy a few dozen times on here and Ive never once been spammy

>>150330678
My clitty queefed!!!

26 posts since an mma talking point

>>150330670
Chimaev not islam

>>150330673
But enough about what ya dead daddy did to ya

>>150330678
Pics or didn't happen.

anyone ever been hit? shit hurts

>>150330678
You have posted gay porn so you deserve to be shot in the head point blank.

>>150330673
Jesus man......you have some dark thoughts in your 'ed man

>>150330685
Can you hit someone in the balls to get out of a crucifix and why didn't Dricus

>>150330673
>dirty
Wipe ya asshole playa!

>>150330685
Hey dana another record gate, what are you thoughts on that

>>150330688
If I ever decided to ape you, then you would be totally powerless to stop me.

It’s so funny to me that the Zatdaddy hating swede came back just to be angry that he won the belt

Oink oink!

*clitty queef*

Oink oink!

*clitty queef*

Any piggies hangry...

>>150330633
It’s evident he suffered an extremely abusive childhood. Drug abuse, neglect sexual abuse, everything. The fixation on diapers suggests his earliest memories are of being mistreated and left to rot in sullied hygiene products, the fixation on parents is clear his abuse was caused by their hands.

>>150330712
what was the question

Connor

>>150330697
I certainly have fucking not, half my posts here are shaming dirty muslims for making everything into their homoerotic fanfiction

>>150330717
Ughhhhhhh.....

Stop my piglet....

He keeps vomiting dementia dookie in my maggot minge...

Get a Black Daddy...

Bryan Battle bros....

Ms. Drew doesn't wash her anus properly, yuck! Imagine the stench! She'll never be a successful trans pornstar, we lament.

>>150330698
I could LITERALLY murder somebody, toss their bodybag into my truck, take them way out into the Florida Everglades on my boat and feed their corpse to alligators and their would be no hard evidence linking me to any hypothetical crimes in Minecraft.

Oink oink!

Oink oink!

Oink oink!

My clitty isn't queefing...

The maggots are stuffing it like a Black Daddy would...

sneed stop trying to act hard you play league and pokemon for fucks sake

>>150330718
I just wanted to get your thoughts on enrique oliveria, he is currently 11-8 on the regional circuit and wants to fight on the next turkmenistan card

Someone get ahold of sheriff chitwood

How to stand me base?

>>150330749
Please unclog my maggot minge...

The clitty queef isn't working...

>>150330717
Yeah he used to get super mad whenever I mentioned how nasty he smelled from sitting on the computer posting and sharting himself all day, so that tracks.

>>150330758
Ohhhhh youre now bitter at me for exposing you as a dirty brown muslim hiding behind a danish flag! Also post the full post it was a joke about how little damage DDP took after 529 strikes

You muslims are too low IQ to outfox me so why try

Someone change my dirty diaper minge...

>>150330748
Dont act like you know me you frail anglo bitch. The absolute state of England right now, are you serious?

DDP by an anvil descending from the heavens

>>150330748
Dirty diaper Tyla is the scariest 5’7 incontinent cross dresser in Florida sweetie

>>150330777
*clitty queefs*

Oink with me...

Or get me a Black Daddy...

Sweden vs Denmark is stretching out now I fear a serious Nordic civil heemwar is about to break out

I only respect Mexico, Sweden and Finland.

>>150330791
Someone here got giga-revved the other day over this joke btw.

>>150330777
Ive been called brown a few dozen times on here and Ive never once been brown

>>150330805
My clitty is clogged with maggots...

>>150330808
Yellow then.

>>150330793
I'm literally 5'10" btw, my arrest records should confirm.

>>150330808
>>150330822
Whatever this shade is

>>150330823
Based.

>>150330824
In heels

>>150330823
Both cans btw

>>150329434
>missing p4p number 1, Future undisputed GOAT

>>150330832
Oink with me please...

The maggots are backed up in my minge...

>>150330835
Yeah a can of WHOOPASS

>>150330738
Thats why I always treat you with repsect. Respectfully.

Personally I would take Ms. Drew's threats very seriously, transsexuals are known to be dangerous and volatile individuals.

>>150330831
Looks like a future engineer, doctor, or lawyer to me pal!

*suffocates you with armpiggy*

>>150330831
Sexy Daddy...

>>150330847
*glass shatters*

>>150330875
That was the maggots popping out of my minge...

>>150330850
You wouldn't be in any danger buddy, I would only choose violence for self defense as my absolute last resort. I have almost always been able to find a diplomatic solution to all my altercations and very rarely need to resort to physical means.

>sexy daddy
The psychosexual theory actually makes perfect sense bulletproof even

So are we just gonna die here fellas or are we gona live to post an nother therd? Make it!!!

>>150330831
what makes you think i'm brown?
I'm really following that

>>150330886
You got fired from Walmart for fellating na old Mexican man

>>150330888
*clitty queefs*

Lick up the maggots for mommy please...

>>150330893
I can't make threads anymore, it always causes spammy to have a total meltdown.

I want more Sweden vs Denmark

>>150330888
Simply decrypt his message and it’s all an admission.

>>150330730
Yeah you did it was you i saw it.

>>150330912
just say you think foreigners should move away from sweden
that angers the swede

>>150330908
Actually I cussed out an older Puerto Rican man.

>>150330912
Oink oink!

Oink with your mommy...

Maggots are mincing up my minge...

>>150330912
*denmark
It’s an ic3+

y nuevo
>>150264098
>>150264098
>>150264098

>>150330924
Because he wouldn’t let you suck him off

>>150330915
>>150330932
Please get a Sexy Black Daddy to get the maggots out of my minge...

>>150330933
Alright fuck it I'm using this thread

Since Trump is buddy buddy with Saudi Arabia can we expect our next upcoming Democrat administration to start bombing them some time after 2028?

Or are they just going to remain loyal primarily to Israel and continue funding their righteous genocide of Gaza?

>>150330933
You little shit!

>>150330962
My minge is full of maggots...

>>150330968
Oink oink!

*maggot bursts from moldy minge*

No thanks to you...

>>150330962
Biden bombed it too bappa there is no difference under ZOG

Ohhh no, Israel took over control of our holy land and started annexing Muslims so you can't live there anymore?? Gosh, that sucks bud :(

>>150330986
>>150330989
My minge itches...

Oh no did the mean scary kikerinos start gunning down your civilians while they scrambled for food and medical aid? Awh. Darn.

they bring up politics to compensate for being cassies

>>150331008
Fine smartass I've been asking for days what Dricus was supposed to do so why don't you heemlighten us

My minge looks funny...

>>150331008
it's "cazzies" you fucking buffoon

Nobody make the thread I'm already waiting.

>>150331038
Defending a takedown would’ve been a good start

Oink oink!

*maggot bursts from moldy minge*

No thanks to you...

>>150331048
>>150331048
>>150331048
>>150331048
New

>>150331038
tough one b..
do better at defending against the takedowns
train for it in camp
also more urgency
They thought in the early rounds that it wasn't a problem that he was on the ground because they were gonna take khamzat to the deep waters.
So he was even more passive early on
so don't do that
but you can't really polish a turd like DDP
he sucks
knocking out khamzat in the 1 minute of stand up they was his chance but his striking is also trash

>>150331129
didn't ask