Thread 150329971

RFN dropping torpedos sub-edition

alright whatever your feelings you have to agree with me gyokeres is going to flop big style
like that is 1 in a billion odds he won't flop you have to agree with me on that

Tottenham snubbed by Eze and Liverpool snubbed by Isak in the same day.

Very nice.

There's something about Arsenal that simply attracts minorities, and I don't just think it's because of ethnic role models, all teams have black players. Arsenal down the years have been more iconic than most though with the likes of Ian Wright and Thierry Henry but I think it's more to do with the culture of Arsenal.

Most of the other London clubs are more tribal, Arsenal have always been generic and have always in my time watching football had the most lifeless, passionless fans in English football, even in the height of football passion in the late 80's they were winning the odd title and it still got the name the Highbury library. This made Arsenal an attractive proposition for Indian, black and muslim supporters because of the nature of the club, the placid way of the support, and the upper class profile of the fanbase comparatively speaking, I mean for fuck sake could you imagine someone with a turban sitting in the Chicken Run at West Ham in the late 80's?

It's the nature of the club that is the reason for this, and now 90% of ethnics support Arsenal which is why I would suggest that they have double the fanbase of anyone else in London.

>>150339378
>geordie bastard copypasting his newcastle forum posts from 2011
arsenal's really had you seething for over a decade? i thought it was a recent thing

>>150339370
Bradley dealt with M'bappe I'm sure he's not worried about Eze lmao

It's not a snub. It's a gazump. Pic related.

>>150339506
>He believes the Da*ly M*il
Lol. Lmao, even.

Jason Cundy was so mad over Eze snub got taken off the air on Talksport because he swore over it.

>>150339518
Plenty of people say gazump(ed).

>everybody keeps saying it was Levy 'penny pinching'
No it wasn't. The deal was agreed, signed. CP and Spurs agreed the deal. Eze hadn't done the personal contract. I'm seeing different to £60m claim last night it's £63m+£4.5m or something. So I don't think it's about penny pinching, it's just a case of Eze didn't agree to personal deals and hoped Arsenal would offer. Also Goldbridge says Havertz is out for 3-4 months. I can't find anything atm.

Dunno why people care. Eze is shit. Wow, 14 goals in like 60 appearances. WOW. Arsenal could have bought Cunha or Mbuemo (40 G/A BOTH) for same prize. Eze is fucking disgusting for £68m. Disgusting. Disgusting. LMAO. DISGUSTING. Imagine caring about this. We're going to buy a better player in Maghnes Akliouche.

>>150339553
Pure cope when the deal between clubs wasn't done because Levy tried to change it to include a swap deal for richarlison. Check sky sports. If the deal was wrapped up a week earlier like some people try to claim then why are there reliable reports of spurs still trying to negotiate a swap deal on the same day arsenal hijacked it? Levy is not a serious guy. No real agreement was made.

>>150339519
You're talking about o'hara not cundy

>penny-pinch
>get gazumped

>>150339601
I don't watch talkshite I couldn't remember what my mate said. But thanks for correcting me.

>>150339588
It said it was agreed on multiple sites.

>>150339495
Couldn't even handle trossard last time out

what is it about spurs fans that makes them want to argue over semantics all day? seems they prefer it to watching the actual.games

>>150339588
>Levy is not a serious guy. No real agreement was made.
The best reporting on this is Eze was fine with what Spurs offered but Palace themselves couldn't (or possibly "wouldn't") agree on any deal.
Then there's less reliable reporting that Steve Parish was overheard saying during the Chelsea match that any negotiation with Levy was torture. Meanwhile Parish had a pencilled-in deal with Arsenal when they felt like activating it and was himself surprised by text yesterday afternoon while out shopping.

>>150339615
You mean the dead rubber when Liverpool were already champions and he was probably hungover?

>>150339577
>arsenal could’ve bought cunha or mbuemo for the same price
But ya didn’t did ya? You bought a coventry reject to be your 9 in a side aiming for the title and now havertz has broken his leg so you’ll probably be desperately ringing Bendtner or Giroud to come back for one last dance to play backup

>>150339693
>But ya didn’t
did you even read his post before leaping to seething
blatantly not an arsenal fan

>>150339693
BASED retard not even reading a post before seething LMAO.

>Bryan Mbuemo 75m
>Matheus Cunha 74.2m
>Luis Diaz 70m

>>150339693
This exact sort of poster is the sort which needs to hurry up and rope it. We don't want you alive and no-one does. You're stealing oxygen!

>>150339693
I support Spurs you fucking retard. Holy fuck are you retarded? I literally said we're able to go for a better player in Maghnes Akliouche. Learn to read the whole post before replying you fucking cunt. I'm saying Arsenal are retarded not going for better players and we dodged a bullet.

Christ is /trans/ like this all the time?

>Newcastle £5m away from Wolves' valuation of Strand Larsen
Swear to god if they fuck this one up too....

Why the fuck would arsenal want cunha or mbuemo when saka is younger and better on the right and when eze is literally everything they need on the left. Cunha would've been seen as a disappointing signing by literally everyone if he was signed over eze.

>>150339518
Oh my god the daily mail

It's difficult to poke fun at Scousers over the Isak tapping-up so pathetically failing because the Geordies and Eddie Coward tried to help the signing along all the way.

>>150339754
I'm >>150339732 and did you even watch United's game? Cunha played on the LW and dominated. That's why. Eze is shit compared to Cunha. Older AND more expensive. Grim.

>>150339787
we're not supposed to talk about that match actually

Gazunpham Jewspur eternally seething kwab

>>150339795
United should have won easily with that firepower but Raya is a good GK. Either way Cunha is a much better player than Eze and I would love Cunha at Spurs, especially since he could play No.10 to cover Maddison. We lost Son. Our signings don't really fix any of these problems.

Basically any emotional response, even if it starts shoving Excel spreadsheets in your face, can be dismissed because Spurs wanted Eze and embarrassingly got torpedoed and that's all that matters

/epl/ says spurs are seething but all i see is the same arsenal supporters having a massive melty

>>150339832
>melty
shut up 190 you boring cunt.

>>150339693
>>150339832
Both Liversimp aka Screenshotmong by the way
GET IT ENDED

look at him go lmao
you can't tell me that lad is on the level and not boiling

What's the odds on Eze getting injured tonight in the ECL and failing his medical?

Arsenal Schizos fighting with the voices in their heads as per usual. Must be a day ending in Y

>I-I not screenshotmong and here's a modified screenshot to prove it-
a new low

>>150339850
>What's the odds on Eze getting injured tonight in the ECL
Zero
Keep up with the NEWs
>failing his medical
Medicals can be ignored either way
Players have failed medicals and still been signed
Players have passed medicals and still been rejected on 'medical grounds' (Chelsea had one of these, they just didn't want to sign him)

>>150339787
Judging it off one game lmao? Antony had a great debut, even scored against arsenal iirc. Martial looked like the next ronaldo on his debut vs Liverpool. You're either trolling or deluded to gas yourself up over one match, at home, first game of a fresh new season. And you still lost btw. Eze is joining Arsenal off the back of carrying his team to the fa cup.

steam piping out of aw's ears

Just can't get past Liverpool tapping Isak up for over a year and a half, Slot even did it again today, and failing to sign him even after a PL record bid

Can't believe he mentioned Chelsea

are arsenal fans meant to be mad? because they signed a good player? im not following the schizoposting

Bit surprised that Arsenal signed Eze, where is he supposed to fit in? They already have Rice to take corners

does eze really raise the ceiling for arsenal though
i mean i dunno what that ceiling is, i imagine theyre aiming for the fa cup

>>150339924
Liversimp couldn't be bothered reading a post correctly so now everyone is an Arsenal fan basically.

Whatever gets the talk away from Liverpool and Isak

>>150339693
this really got the trannys bubblin

My eight year old son who’s on his summer holidays was having a kick about in the park with a few of his mates this morning and says Eddie howes nephew ran up to the group and asked if any of them wanted to play upfront against Liverpool
They all snubbed him and are holding out for moves to bigger clubs

Imagine supporting a black football club
Could never be me
Ultimate form of cuckery

>>150329985
everyone agrees with me on this

>>150339733
If we get Larsen and Wissa then I'd have to call this a very good transfer window in spite of all the negativity.

Snubbedham Gazumpedpur

Remember when the Saudis bought poocastle and all the top Geordies were posting memes about Ronaldo and Mbappe in toon tops?
5 years later and Strand fucking Larsen has just snubbed the chance to be their starting number 9
Meme club death spiral

>>150339926
Left winger apparently. He plays on the left for Palace and England so it's a good move. In arsenals system they all move around from inside forwards to wingers and stuff anyway so position on paper doesn't mean much in the bigger picture.

A Snub is when a player turns down a club's bid in isolation and they either stay put or move later in the window
A Gazump is when a club bids for a player who is initially receptive as per media sources but then their head is turned by another bid in close proximity by a rival club

>>150339957
We can't talk about the Chelsea Cockhunters so please stop

>>150339991
>The Express and Star add that Strand Larsen has already agreed ‘personal terms’ with the Magpies in the event of an agreement

>>150339991
Yep, and you can thank the rules and reguations created by the big teams, that only suit the big teams, for it. We are now locked into their legacy. A Man Utd side in turmoil finishing 15th last season can still spend more than Newcastle legally can and can sign all their targets even though it pushes them further into debt while Newcastle are completely debt free. 20 years ago a Man Utd in this position would have gone the way of Leeds. The game is so rigged now it is insane.

>tier 1 arsenal ITK: Eze will not be playing today but will be present for his final goodbye to the Palace fans.

KEK. Spurs missed out on signing him earlier because Parish insisted he play in Europe today. Now he's not playing. You can't make this shit up, spurs really got shafted lmao.

jackson has to be the most overhated goalscorer ive seen in recent memory, people lump him in with hojlund and zirkzee ffs

>>150339999
So spurs are leading in the gazumped race and Newcastle are leading in the snubbed race by the looks of it
Poocastle even get snubbed by their own player kek

>>150339991
In a far less colourful manner, keeping hold of Isak even after all of Liverpool's disgusting antics is proof of what Saudi brings you.
Newcastle under Mike Ashley simply would've had to have sold the ungrateful cunt but they can afford to keep him and even drive his price wildly down in the process.

>>150340021
He is shite lad, let's be honest. There's a reason no clubs are interested in him.
Even Newcastle are buying meme shit from bottom half clubs instead of Jackson.

>>150339926
left wing, Gyökeres drifts left and Ødegaard favors the right so Eze would be able to drift into the middle

Genuinely want to know if any Geordie has gone after Liverpool over all of this
I have not seen a single one and we could all bet on that Shearer the Coward wouldn't (and he hasn't)
I'd even take a Peter Beardsley or one of those

>>150340021
he's definitely good, he just looks goofy and he's a bit wasteful, but he's got great positioning. i rate him

>>150340048
Peter Beardsleys getting bollocked by his wife for not doing her fucking eggs how she likes them

>>150339693
This one really brought out the seething arsewogs

>>150340067
rattled the runt cage as 'twere

according to english fans this signing will elevate Arsenal to title favourites

>>150340130
Well you’re not English and you voted

>>150340130
Best keeper, best defence, arguably the best midfield, and now arguably the best attack too. Last season the attack let them down. Martinelli, havertz, saka to eze, gyokeres, saka is a massive upgrade.

>>150340164
They've got the best nothing.
I think they'll finish third.

>>150340177
>last seasons golden glove winner
>last seasons best defence (conceded the least goals)

These two are objectively the best.

>>150340212
They were last season, yes.
Much has changed.

>>150340301
VVDisney suddenly contracted Benjamin Button disease has he

>>150340301
Last 2 seasons actually

>>150340164
worst manager

Snubberpool offered 130 MILLION and got rejected

>>150340164
Boring Arsenal returns

Bottleham

>>150340362
>Snubberpool offered 130 MILLION
to a player who wanted to join them
who refused to train in order to join them
who was tapped up by them for well over a year
a player who even hid from his own agent to get it done
and there's more!!!!
>and got rejected

Scenes when Liverpool buy Wissa

Geordies want to act like their club is big so no more slagging off Liverpool over this even if it is funny
The greatest player, ever, in their entire history, had their head fully turned

Oliver Glasner (Palace Manager) asked if Eze will be in the stands to say his goodbye “I don’t even know if he will be here” but confirmed he won’t play today

I thought Spurs were a bigger club because they won a (lesser) European trophy? How come a player would prefer to move to Arsenal?

>>150340164
>>150340349
i agree with both these posts

>>150339693
BASED post tbqh

>>150340601
Spurs offered higher wages too

Seems that Liverpool got bent over by Newcastle
But also Geordies bent themselves over for Liverpool

If London is such a big draw for players, other teams should just move there

I can't believe Spurs unsettled their own player to try and sign Eze.

Just seen Arne Slot using the self service checkouts at M&S. He looked very agitated. After he’d scanned his shopping he scanned his loyalty card for the discount and when the machine realised it was the Liverpool manager it told him to fuck off and come back with a higher offer because the shopping is not for sale and M&S would rather the shopping rot for 3 years than be sold at a discount

>>150340455
would unironically be a cheeky little signing

>>150340455
waiting for the RFN (Real Football News) petard

>>150340571
If Glasner goes through the whole season and doesn't walk I'll be stunned

>>150340440
BRVTAL can't believe they got snubbed after all that

Quite commendable that Isak is turning down infinite oil money at Newcastle in favour of a soulful club and trophies at Liverpool
You don’t see that often in the modern game. Good man

>>150340971
liverpool fans actually think like this btw

>>150340971
In that case where's the transfer request?

>Spending by Premier League clubs this summer has reached a record £2.37bn (average of £118.5m per club)

Jesus Christ.

Remember all of this for when Liverpool customers, which is what John W. Henry calls them as we all know, deny that they ever wanted him

>>150341082
god six making the prem on top of the footballing hierarchy in all metrics. blessed to be part of the hexagonal fanbase.

>>150340902
He'll be the United manager 12 hours after Amorim gets sacked

It's scary to see how strong PL teams have become. The CL final will be 2 PL teams I reckon. Too much firepower and so much quality for the rest of Europe. Even real madrid or barca.

>>150341209
>final is Arsenal v Spurs
>Final score: arsenal 0-1 spurs (eze 90' OG)

>>150341209
And too*

>>150341222
Nah, there's got to be a Kulusevski own goal as well

>>150341209
Remember when a West London Blue fan called into 606 saying they'd outgrown the Premier League

>>150341082
This is all Brentford's fault.

have you taken the grug-pill yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIx0mSmK8TY

do you fancy a budget saliba?

>>150341262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPM-SPKDirM

>Chelsea fan Richard tells Mark Pougatch and Danny Mills that his side should win all four major competitions this season and anything less is a disaster.

That had to be a complete WUMmer.

>>150341357
Pougatch was great on Radio 5, ITV has him seeming like a sterile presenter because he's only let out for several weeks out of the year

>>150339902
curious, did you have to shorten it to AW as you kept getting reported for rascism outside of /b/?

>>150341320
Here's the complete one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScNovNeQUU4
I never know why they do it before the window but the annual tradition on /epl/ is to watch ts in full then immediately forget it and just say the names how you said them prior to watching
Commentators and pundits are asked to try and abide by them though. Sometimes if the name is too difficult they'll agree to change it the year after to something easier for the commentators to say

>>150341320
Front-on camera shots are a true leveller.

Palace lads giving Eze red arse in the warm up

>>150340004
>tapped up

disgraceful

>>150340027
>they can afford to piss money away

not sure what the benefit is there desu

shitizen seething again I see

Strand Larsen has set his instagram profile picture to a black square
I’m sure his 374 followers will be wondering what’s going on

is the CP game broadcast anywhere?

While Arsenal fans hold the title for the most insufferable fans on social media, the Geordies 100% hold the title for the DUMBEST set of fans. The Saudis knew they'd have a fanbase who would believe everything they said and back them no matter what when they bought the club.

>>150341488
could barely sit through an hour of that, zero usage of the green screen and the 'gentle reminders' about repeating it slower could and should have been edited out

Da Arsenal

Isa Slot seen tapping up Konaté last BBC

Arne Slot said to be a proud papi

>Spurs agreed terms with Palace (FACT)
>Spurs agreed terms with Eze (FACT)
>What they didn't agree on was allowing Eze to play tonight's match in ECL (FACT)
>Arsenal said they didn't care (FACT)
>Eze isn't even in tonight's squad after all that
LMAO. WHAT THE FUCK IS SPURS DOING?

>>150341801
Channel 5 according to FotMob. Can’t wait for tonight’s CP broadcast myself

>>150341901
Imagine the marketing

>>150340601
>How come a player would prefer to move to Arsenal?
Because he grew up an Arsenal fan and always supported them

>>150341924
you can see who's new and who's had to put up with pep/coach/club for more than two seasons.

Yer gay hipster son tunes in to televised football coverage for the build up where the corporate pundits in their daft trainers give pithy one liners about the latest transfer saga
Then he switches it over to love island when the game actually starts

How #AFC signed Eberechi Eze, and why plenty of meetings and legwork came long before the 'hijack'.
- Arsenal made a June approach, as revealed, and a key July meeting took place between Eze, Arteta and Berta.
- Eze always wanted Arsenal, but Nwaneri's new deal stopped a bid in early August.
- Spurs moved after missing out on Gibbs-White and Maddison's ACL. They had backed off earlier in the window prioritising adding the Forest attacker.
- Levy couldn't close the deal before the Premier League season started and this, in hindsight, proved costly. But Spurs didn't think Arsenal would bid last week, so took their time.
- Spurs reached a full agreement with Palace and Eze 48 hours ago, but Havertz's injury meant Arsenal were suddenly in the race.
- Arsenal able to agree a fee quickly on Wednesday with Berta and Tim Lewis involved. £60m plus add-ons, same ballpark as Spurs had in place.
- Eze would have joined Spurs had Arsenal not bid, but as soon they did, he was always going to pick #AFC due to an emotional connection with the club.

>>150341949
Angelo "Die Nase der Nation" Stiller

>>150341977
Using all his brain power remembering how to pronounce his own name tbf

>>150341488
I love watching these. I still remember a bunch of them

>>150341932
Clearly Eze thought Arsenal weren't going to offer. Expensive flop signing btw before 190 screeches.

daniel farke :3

Reminder that City's GOAT was a Nazi

>>150341997
and you got the classic gabriel yeshush

>>150341997
Looks like he’s just spotted the same make and model train go past for the third time today
(I’m pointing out that his wide face and bored expression makes him look like a slightly underwhelmed Francis bourgeois)

>>150342019
People go on about this kraut staying on the pitch and continuing to play in goal with a broken neck but I think I could keep clean sheets against 5’3 alcoholics who were emaciated by war and rationing kicking a ball that was heavier than them towards me even if I had no arms and legs
The ball would’ve been travelling about 5mph by the time it reached him when you consider all that

>>150329985
How about 10,000 to 1. My quid against your 10k. Deal?

>>150342019
City also covered up for a paedophile

>>150342058
he's not a gambling man just an agreeable fellow, take your greasy parlour tricks elsewhere

Newcastle vs Liverpool followed by Liverpool vs Arsenal. The script of the transfer window is playing out in the league.

>>150342109
It’s almost like sky sports are the invisible hand that make everything happen. Feels good to be part of the sky 7

>>150342019
WTF I love City now?!

>>150342131
>Sky 7
Lol, fuck off Lelds
You'll never be in the God Six club

>>150342154
Welcome to the party

Thinking about how badly Liverpool fucked up the Isak transfer

Is talking down other teams your only joy in life?

poor kid

>>150342402
Emptiea his nutsack in Fat Abigail Rudkin

>>150342432
This is what being a rat gets you. Liverpool should have done the same with Trent by the way.

>>150342432
Judas Eritreariot

>>150342432
Wor lad getting fit for Monday neet

Liverpool will not sign a striker even though Arne and Virgin shamelessly demanded FSG spent yet more money on one!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid and Tottenham are closing in on an agreement for Rodrygo to join Spurs on loan until June 2026.

Talks are at the final stages — Rodrygo has already given the green light to the move.

Deal could be sealed very soon.

Here we go, soon!

[Fabrizio Romano]

https://x.com/stadiumastro/status/1958503978553286773?t=kB5GzxYN5PyqH4wacjlqZA&s=19

>>150342584
i think if liverpool fail to sign another forward this summer it is a bit of a failure
it doesn't even need to be an isak-tier signing just a body capable of playing 20-odd games from the bench to a good standard
shouldn't have sold diaz if there wasn't another forward lined up and they weren't definitely on getting isak over the line

>>150342584
Going to be sad at the end of the season when Liverpool limp to an 8th place finish and the Liverpool customers are seething that the only reason they finished the season trophyless was because they didn't have Isak. That's going to be their cope.

odds SLASHED on rodrygo to liverpool since news his agent was at anfield on friday

>>150342633
Madrid said no loan shit earlier this window. They want £86m.

>>150342636
arnold slot is and fucking idiot thats why. he has to sign made ready players because he not good enough to develop anyone on himself. is buy buy buy. wish klopp was still manager.

>>150342089
Name one English institution that didn't cover up for a nonce or two?

Screencapping posts for when Liverpool win the League.

>>150342668
hello rajesh

>>150342633
>Arseanal could’ve had Rodrygo instead of Shiterechi Eze
KEK
Absolute 4D chess from Levy

>>150342701
What have Liverpool done to beat off the stacked squads around them? They've actually become weaker by signing 1 attacker but getting rid of 3-4 (one dying).

>>150342633
another shitter for Arsenal to gazump Spurs on

>>150342633
Absolute lies

>>150342730
>>150342738
do none of you even check? the claim of this loan is Brazilian journalist Jorge Nicola YouTube channel.

>>150342633
>[Fabrizio Romano]
>stadiumastro

okay anon

>>150342769
So about as reliable as Romano then?

>>150342780
the loan claim is legit, but it isn't by Romano. ignoring that spurs won't break their wage bill for him, Madrid have already said no loan. they want the money now to buy some more players.

>>150342668
>wins the league
>is an idiot
I don’t support Liverpool but that’s foolish

CAM ON MATETA

>>150342821
We've made it /trans/bros! We've MADE IT!

#oof #cold #facts #damn

>>150342821
It's hard to say he won anything when he said Isak was going to be signed weeks ago yet it's obviously completely collapsed as a deal

>>150342848
Scousers are finished with this one

>>150342848
Bin dippers in the mud

>>150342848
#999
#burnunit
#callawaaambulance

>>150342769
i don't care, Rodrygo is a shitter

>>150342894
>believes a shitpost
>doesn't know football
you Fitizen on a VPN?

>>150342848
It's over for Liverpoo

>>150342954
>>150342857
>>150342848
This is worse than Hillsborough

>>150342848
Kek bodied those freaks

dave a big big fan of his own post

Lads, did I make a mistake?

>>150343045
Yes, should have stayed at Liepzig

>frimpong already injured
we warned you about this fraud, epl bros

>>150343106
another blundershitga fraud exposed

>>150343073
Ewww

>>150343123
A take as old as time

>>150343123
this

Shitstal Palace getting battered by Norwegian fishermen

Scouser seething and bringing up his imaginary friend again

>>150343195
stats say otherwise

>>150343255
>Lloyd Kelly £20m
something shady going on there

>>150342550
>Wor lad getting fit for Monday neet

You have to question United's ability to stay up with their fans treating a home loss as though it were 3 points

>>150343309
But whose side is he on?
>leg drops Eddie Howe
Ya see the thing is mean gene these fans throwing their Greggs wrappers on this football pitch represent everything wrong with Newcastle

Looks like Jackson is going to Villa to link back up with Emery who he played under at Villarreal
Poocastles 4th choice snubs them aswell

>>150343393
IT'S TIME

has anyone here had sexxo with a tranny?

>>150343412
Kek this is a good shout
I’ve been pulling some terrible meme strikers out my arse in these threads like Dwight Gale and Nicklas Bendtner but Bamford is someone they might actually fucking end up getting

>>150343455
Contract expires in the summer of 2026 as well

>>150343412
>Bamford snubs Newcastle, says “Eddie Howe is too much of a ponce even for me”

>>150339588
>because Levy tried to change it to include a swap deal for richarlison
You're actually stupid enough to believe whatever the tabloids tell you?

>>150343449
let's not try to draw dave out of the shadows

MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA

>>150343546
why do arsenal fans continue to defend him?

ich habe eine frage, meine herren.
why are you so obssessed with what the multi billionaire club owners are spending?
spending money on the club instead of pocketing all of it, how is this somehow bad?
the jews have truly warped people's optics for the beautiful game.

>>150343546
Wtf does simeone actually do with the money?

>>150343469
>you are now aware that Sausage Boy was over a decade ago

>>150343449
Unironically yes

Should Spurs go back for Dele Alli?

>>150343782
talksport should be banned tbqh

i've seen enough, just award palace the conference league trophy already

>>150343810
ok so Chelsea, talksports, games from over the weekend, anything else we can't talk about?

>>150343195
Some battering that was.

>Ben Jacobs on Jadon Sancho: "Man United have knocked off about £1m every passing week from his asking price, now as low as 15m. United are not the problem here; Sancho can't pick a club. He must think someone out of nowhere that's in the elite top 10 clubs in the world is going to come calling."

Lmao

>>150344019
How can one man be so utterly delusional

>>150343925
>>150343993
>1-0 at home against 8th place in Norwegian league
Palace will have to get better at breaking down a low block if they're to do anything this season.

>>150344066
It’s not like the epl where it’s their 8th best team in the conference league this is probably the 2nd best team in Norway

>>150344082
No m8, they're literally 8th place in the Norwegian league

>>150344091
Were one game week in and they probably rested lads in that for Europe

>>150344100
The Norwegian league is 18 matches in and Fredrikstad are 8th, they finished 6th last season.
I'm just saying that Palace will have to show a bit more if they're going to go deep in Europe. They can't rely on being plucky underdogs hitting teams on the break anymore.

>>150344128
Just got two (you)s out of you by pretending to not know that different leagues have different schedules
Nice pre weekend warm up getting back into the swing of things to be game-thread fit

>>150344149
give them back

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you can ever know
Make my wish come true
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GIROUD

>>150344131
He got them for free

>>150344176
What team do I send him to for you?

>>150344019
>He must think someone out of nowhere that's in the elite top 10 clubs in the world is going to come calling.
The sad thing is they probably would if he would just go somewhere and play 40 games in a season.
Rashford has managed to move to fucking Barcelona by doing that.

Spurs will sign Morgan Rogers instead of Eze.

>>150344338
For £85m? Levy?

Pretty embarrassing that Palace played their first team against what I'm assuming is a made up team, and only won 1-0

>>150344342
Already had an agreement of £65m for Eze.
Rogers is the superior talent and 4 years younger.

>>150344364
Rogers just signed a new deal

>>150344377
>thinking contract signings matter
lol brainlet

>>150344383
okay then try getting away with less than 85m, kek

>>150344349
Liverpool are the best team in the world and Palace's B side beat them so...

>>150344395
I just explained to you the rationale that could be used to justify the purchase, my retarded friend. Aston Villa are under pressure to cover FSR too.

>full name: Morgan Elliot Rogers
what the incel?

>>150344383
we dont sign our posts here

>>150344409
yeah contracts don't matter because uhhh they don't btw i suck dick, yeah great justification mate

Rogers is 100pc not leaving Villa this summer, cap it

i think gyokeres and eze will shine for arsenal

>>150344437
They don't impede a sale you moron. Spurs bought Emerson Royal the same summer Barcelona bought him back.

>>150344441
We've already seen Arsenal get dominated by Poono Penandes and 50 year old Casemiro. I don't think adding Eze to their midfield is going to help

>>150344460
that seems more an 'exception that proves the rule' to me

>>150344486
Doesn't really matter what pajeets like you think though.

>>150344460
they do give a selling club leverage, you spastic. Rogers has 5 years left on his deal

>>150344509
>they do give a selling club leverage
Any contract gives a selling club leverage, my dear idiot.
How recently a player re-signed makes no difference.

>>150344212
I’ve heard Poocastle need a striker

>>150344520
recently signing it means that it is a long deal. a long deal is more leverage than a 1 year like guehi was, you minute mind. pay the 100m or bog off

humourless dweeb is getting pummeled!

>>150344540
You don't need to keep doubling down on your stupidity, dear moron. Players transfer on long deals all the time. Signing recently makes no difference.

dam forest contenders for best transfer window

>>150344827
>Best
City or Forest
>Worst
Liverpool or United

>>150344783
sure, pay the 120m

>>150344827
£2.6m loan
£21.6m obligation to buy
£3m in bonuses

good price

there will be news in the next few days that Tottenham have moved away from the Rogers deal because he's too expensive

>>150344845
You don't need to keep doubling down on your low intelligence, my friend :)

>>150344854
>sign player for £50m
>don't play him
>sell him one year later for £30m
starting to see why serie A is such a fucking mess

>>150344854
This is the kind of deal aw is convinced Arteta is going to pull off for Isak btw

>>150344882
ok bud

>>150342848
Wouldn't it be ironic if he did want to work? (As they dont) am i dumb lads?

fucked up by putting notts forest in 14th on my pre season prediction

>>150341082
No thanks to FUCKING FULHAM

>>150343255
Mad that Fulham spent less than it costs to buy a house in Fulham

>>150341082
we're winning

pity Newcastle can't spend though, we'd win even harder

>>150342848
>Merseyside unemployment rate: 4%
>Newcasyle unemployment rate: 6.1%
>Manchester unemployment rate: 6.5%
>London unemployment rate: 5%

>>150341488
>Commentators and pundits are asked to try and abide by them though
My pet peeve whenever watching Leicester was that every single pundit had a different pronunciation for Wout Faes

>>150344939
kek

FUCKING FREE ISAK ALREADY
THIS IS 2025 HAVING SLAVES IS NO LONGER OK

Fuck me just seen that Stiller fella United are after. Are they going for the ugliest midfield pivot of all time with him and Bruno?
I’ve seen Down syndrome people with better facial genetics

are man u really not going to buy a goalkeeper

I played against a guy who ended up being one of Fulham's best defenders of all time

>>150345092
Did you ever play a full 90 against him?

>>150345114
Yeah. The full 90.
Guess what position He was playing.

>>150345078
a germanon said a while back he was going to bayern

when ever my team (spurs) fail to sign a black player that is good i pretend to be mad but secretly im happy that i shan't be cheering for a person of melanin
gibbs-white is offensively mixed like a propaganda picture for racial purity against race mixing and eze looks like a racist caricature with those hilariously large nostrils
many will think this is cope but it is my truth and im always going to speak my truth as is my right

>>150345154
Destiny udogie

>>150345170
Lmao imagine being named Destiny

>>150345092
>>150345140
Just remember lads: your lives might be a fucking disaster but they'll never be as much of a disaster as the Tim Ream sperg.

>>150345170
average italian what do you mean

>>150345177
I don't think my life has been quite a disaster. It's not gone as well as I thought it would (divorced), but it's not a disaster

I coach a boys team and we're pretty good.

is Stiller any better than what United already have? are they just buying a midfielder for the sake of buying one?

>>150345201
Never seen him play but his nose will be caught offside from deep lying playmaker

>>150345189
Youre doing great anon. Keep on keepin on

>>150345154
Based truthful speaker of truth and valid lived experience

>>150344441
me too unironically

so chelsea no longer sign players but instead "BlueCo" do? am i following this correctly

>>150345308
Different entities mr taxman and mr FA. BlueCo is owned by Bodd Toehley

>>150345201
Stiller is one of the only Bundes players who isn't a fraud. He is most similar to Rodri but his weakness is that he doesn't have a lot of pace.

why do no united fans seem to adress the amount of times fernandes gives the ball away every game?

>>150345475
Crazy the amount of times Wirtz lost the ball against Bournemouth who sold all of their defensive players

>>150345476
who are you quoting?

>>150345068
a slake earning 120K a week

>>150345582
>*slave

>>150345593
scared of ibp were you? cant say i blame you

>>150345088
Bayindir is improving, aside the blunder he made that could've been made a foul under a more competent ref, he was superb

>>150345659
Never a foul. Keepers can be pushed around after the rule change last season. They're no longer protected like that.

>>150345181
why are people from liverpool so useless?

>>150345610
>ibp
kek

>>150345495
Kek hes proper shit

Vicario
Porro - Romero - van de Ven - Spence
Gray - Palhinhia
Kudus - Bergvall - Odobert
Richarlison

Still looking pretty good Spursbros.
Eze would've probably been an improvement, but hardly the end of the world. The major problem last season was goal leakage but I reckon this team will be very hard to score against.

>>150346081
Sneaky 10th place for us this season bro

>>150346081
The same shit team who got you 17th last season. Have some shame. Arsenal really humiliated you lot it's actually incredible how hard they've fucked you.

>>150346202
>t. brainlet
Last season was a Postecoglou season. Half the team was injured at all times and he insisted on perpetual high-line.

The squad is actually good, as difficult as it might be for you to admit. The two biggest issues over the past 5 years have been RW and DM and those have both been addressed.

>>150346081
glass is half full with a positive attitude good post
>>150346138
pretending to be us very deceitful bad post
>>150346202
17th and a trophy and champions league you mean

>>150346242
>pretending to be us very deceitful
Thanks! I've been practicing my Judaism :)

>>150346235
You signed a literal flop who couldn't get into the bayern team. How is that addressing any issues? Look at the clubs your fanbase tries to associate themselves with like city, liverpool, arsenal, chelsea etc. They're signing quality players in these positions not bayern rejects. I'll give you kudus but you needed to get far more players in and high quality ones at that. The rest of your squad are the same mediocre players and the depth is awful. The fact Eze picked a team he won't even start in over you guys says enough about how little faith players have in you. Keep in mind romero signed a new contract based on the promise players will be brought in and Levy has fumbled over and over again to get players over the line. You're not a serious club I'm sorry.

too early to tell we're still in 1st GW

>>150346350
>You signed a literal flop who couldn't get into the bayern team
you an idiot or something? what's your excuse for arsenal signing all of chelsea's unwanted scraps?
>Look at the clubs your fanbase tries to associate themselves with like city, liverpool, arsenal, chelsea etc. They're signing quality players in these positions not bayern rejects
Case in point, you are clearly too stupid to notice your own double standards.
Palhinha is a Premier League proven quality DM. He has vastly superior Premier League credentials to someone like Madueke who Arsenal just paid £52m for.
>Keep in mind romero signed a new contract based on the promise players will be brought in
Where did you read this fanfiction? Or did you make it up yourself? You're a worthless smelly armchair loser mate. You don't know why some guy you don't know signed a contract for a club you have no connections to.

>>150346350
ah well if some anonymous /trans/ poster says theyre not serious i guess thats it
based on this i guess i will have to, erm, idk, nothing i guess haha

>On 9 July it was confirmed that Arsenal had made a formal approach to Chelsea, with an agreement in principle for a £50 million transfer being agreed the next day. The prospective move was criticised by some Arsenal fans, who started a '#NoToMadueke' campaign. The campaign was later criticised by Arsenal teammate Declan Rice.

haha even arsenal fans are tired of arteta's obsession with signing chelsea hacks.

>>150346350
what even is a serious football club? isnt supporitng a team supposed to be fun not somehing serious
seems like you are just angry and bitter about something
problems in your personal life?

>>150346365
I always like after the first match when people, or "retards" as I like to call them, create a final table without any hint of memery whatsoever based off that first result.

>>150346350
didn't arsenal just overpay for a brighton reject? lol

turkish hero

>>150346424
>you an idiot or something? what's your excuse for arsenal signing all of chelsea's unwanted scraps?
Are you? Arsenal have had arguably the best window so far with high profile quality signings.

>Palhinha is a Premier League proven quality DM. He has vastly superior Premier League credentials to someone like Madueke who Arsenal just paid £52m for.
Kek. Why did he flop in an easier league then? Madueke is backup for saka, everyone knows that. Whether it's a good signing or not doesn't really matter when he's not the main guy anyway (no reliance). Palhinha is the main guy at spurs and he's already looked shaky in his few appearances. He gave away a pen iirc too.

>Where did you read this fanfiction?
Your own forum.

>>150346539
>Are you? Arsenal have had arguably the best window so far with high profile quality signings.

eze will flop la

>>150346539
thank you for confirming that you are indeed retarded mate.

>>150346543
THIS. Palhinha is better than eze.

>>150346539
you read a spurs forum? didnt even know one existed
you honestly sound obsessed, might want to speak to a GP get your head checked this cant be healthy

Lotta seething ITT

palhinha? flop
eze? flop
joao pedro? flop
wirtz? megaflop
angello stiller if he signs for united? the most successful united signing for years

>>150346539
is this AW with the reddit spacing or do we have a new one to laugh at

>Willian
>Havertz
>Jorginho
>Madueke
>Arrizabalaga
>David Luiz

>only club to be rejected after activating a release clause
>only club to lose a uefa super cup after being 2-0 up with 4 mins to go
>only club to lose a one horse race for player

>>150346616
do you have this saved in a notepad or are you typing it out each time? anyway this level of obsession over football singings mate, maybe go outside tomorrow get a bit of air touch some grass

>>150346573
the spurs fans here are weird. they act like everything is fine. atleast the ones outside of this place are up in arms. the ones here defend levy like he's the saviour.

>>150346657
>no you don't understand! it's the SPURS FANS that are seething! not me! yes i might be reading their forums but i can assure you i am not obsessed!

>>150346609
I like the theory of Chelsea helping Arsenal out of debt years back and this being how Arsenal pays it back. Or shady dealings between Kroenke/Boehly

>>150346657
>noo you have to be a seething weirdo following ITK "leaks" obsessively and getting mad when it doesnt go as they say
ill just wait for the kick off m8 just a game at end of the day

>>150346676
i'm a spurs fan you twat. are you implying the fanbase are happy with the state of the squad? the eze thing is no biggie? man fuck off

>>150346702
>i'm a spurs fan you twat

>>150346702
most fans dont obsessively follow transfer rumours
you are on a seething little bubble that is likely making you miserable
a player wasnt at the club, some "itks" spread some questionable shit, then said player was still not at the club
any perception you have of opportunity cost or whatever is all make believe and irrelevant for anyone not refreshing twitter all day

@FabrizioRomano
EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham have submitted a bid to Paris Saint-Germain for Bradley Barcola!

Spurs want the French winger as priority target to strengthen the attack — talks ongoing with PSG.

Barcola, highly rated by the club, will now decide on his future.

Negotiations advancing.

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1879136470717562931?t=DqYMPtu_xgaSlAFF_vftSw&s=19

>>150346702
nice try AW

>>150346682
it's actually because of what happened in 2012. roman abramovic held a grudge against daniel levy for not selling modric to chelsea, and swore to cooperate with arsenal.

>>150346757
>reddit spacing
nice try AW

There are spurs fans in this thread actually pretending eze rejecting them is non news lmao. Definitely basement dwellers. Even the casual female spurs fans at work are up in arms about it.

>>150346757
>it's real
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150346783
reword it a 3rd time and the seething will definitely follow m8

why is this indonesia flag desperately seeking attention?

>leave
>come back
>sp*rs fans are still being bantered

L O L
O
L

starting to think that the transfer market is all AW has got in life

>>150346783
why would i care what other spurs fans think? the fanbase is one of the dumbest in the world.
i simply see the bigger picture. not signing a 27 year old for £65m is not the end of the world.

>>150346824
youre still doing reddit spacing AW
got to be a bit smarter

I still don't know who the fuck dave is supposed to be and now there's another fantasy person called aw. I'm almost certain the people making up these fantasy characters on an anonymous basket weaving forum have some kind of autism.

5th place Portugal were ANNIHILATED by Shamrock Rovers tonight. Anything Arsenal #9 Viktor Gyokeres can do Danny Grant can do

Really puts into perspective how bad the Portuguese league, and by extension Arsenal star player Viktor Gyokeres, is when you watch Lincoln City reject Danny Mandroiu slice through the Santa Clara defence like prime R9

>>150346803
We've all got his flag filtered and you should too.

Mate

Arsenal have bought for 300m this summer now. The pressure on Arteta to deliver another season where they progress and grow and they are competitive in tournaments and challenge for the title until late in the season and fans are enjoying the football is HUGE

arsewog's been done by spursbro so he's resorted to mindlessly spamming to cope

>>150347006
Hearing he caught the rainbow (AIDS).

I've noticed spurs fans are just in pure cope mode recently. They weren't like this when they were spamming "biggest club in Europe" and shit after the europa league fluke kek

still cant believe AW browses some spurs forum
actually a mental case

>>150347118
yeah i wonder what happened to the spurs fan who kept spamming this >>150314265 for a day. seems to have gone quiet. wonder why

>>150347153
any other posts from old threads that upset you that you want to link AW?

>Arsenal blow £70m on another player who wouldn't get near the starting XI of Liverpool or City
>celebrate
why are they like this?

Topspur could always buy martinelli. Heard he's going for a relatively cheap £80m.

>>150345347
Good news is he’d only be playing in a 2 man midfield in the Premier league, no need for any pace there haha

>>150347185
Liverpool lost 2 left wingers so eze would easily get into their team. Left wing is still something Liverpool haven't addressed this window after diaz/jota.

>>150347224
you're deluded, aw. there's a reason liverpool aren't even trying to sign eze.

>>150347255
Why did spurs try and fail to sign eze?

>>150347153
might have felt like all day to you AW but that appears to have been posted once

>>150347274
cause they thought he could improve their team.
liverpool didn't try because he doesn't improve their team.

Newcastle and Spurs are both in for Wissa and whoever doesn't get him will be the ultimate snubbed bitch of the window (USBOTW)

hojlund is available just get him

>>150347365
It's an open secret that wissa wants Newcastle and that spurs don't have space for him with richarlison in the squad hence why they tried a swap deal for eze.

>>150347365
spurs wont go for him without selling richarlison which has been ruled out now so not going to happen
wouldnt put him particularly above solanke anyway even if he had 1 good season

>>150347388
Wissa is much better than solanke

>>150347478
recency bias both have had 1 good season

The season has started, enough of this /trans/ nonsense.

>>150347478
no he isn't retard

>>150347579
Wissa has more G/A over the last 3 seasons

>>150347632
that doesn't mean he's "much better", retard.
through that line of logic dele alli must've been the best attacking midfielder in the world from 2015-2018.

>>150347647
What are you waffling about? Who's talking about dele alli? Wissa is playing in a worst team but contributing a lot more. Solanke is in a much more expensive team who are expected to achieve more but is performing worse than wissa despite the playmakers around him.

>>150347667
Dele Alli in 2016/2017 scored 18 goals and 9 assists in the Premier League.
When you exclude penalties (which he never took), that is a better G/A total than any season by Frank Lampard or Steven Gerrard.
Yep, clearly that means Dele Alli at his peak was a much better player than both of those guys. Ingenious logic you have there, moron.

>>150347700
>comparing players from different eras who didn't even play in the same position

Solanke and wissa are literally competing in the same league at the same time against the same players and wissa is out performing solanke hence he is the better player, factually.

>>150347737
>clutching at straws
You are a moron mate. Your logic fell apart and you're coping.

>>150346081
>Gray - Bergvall - Odobert
There’s your problem dude

spuds fans are a lost cause man. trashing eze, trashing wissa, trashing anyone who rejects them and acting like their current squad is quadruple worthy. have some standards.

>>150347754
do you behave this way every time you lose an argument aw?

I wish Wenger’s push to cut off the transfer window before the season started would come to fruition.

>>150347750
>no rebuttal
Lol. So are you going to tell us how solanke is better than wissa then? If G/A doesn't matter or xG and whatever. By what metric is solanke better that means you don't need to reinforce the attack with a player like wissa?

>>150347788
>If G/A doesn't matter
Notice how you keep twisting peoples words to fit your pitiful agenda. Nobody said it doesn't matter, just that it doesn't tell the full story you stupid idiot.

>>150347809
Still haven't answered the question. Wissa has better G/A over the last 3 seasons and consistently outperforms xG whereas solanke consistently underperformed xG. So what's the full story? Less goals and not taking chances is the factual conclusion for solanke so far. What is missing?

>>150347836
>Still haven't answered the question.
Your question is disingenuous to begin with, my dear idiot.
You said
>"Wissa is much better than solanke"
and upon being confronted with sound reasoning that disproves this, you have now distorted that anon's words, suggesting he was saying "Solanke is better than Wissa" when he never said that.

This is why you're a low-IQ moron.

>>150347875
What reasoning? You haven't provided literally anything to disprove the facts. Wissa is statistically the much better player. Scores and assists more on average and takes more chances too. Much better player. What reasoning have you given for why solanke is a better player as you originally stated that you wouldn't put wissa over solanke?

but how many xAG did Dele Alli have per 90 in this great game of ours

>>150347925
Sorry anon, but you have braindamage. I am afraid you are too dumb to engage in any discussion relating to which player is better than which when you're too stupid to understand the glaring flaws in your own inane logic >>150347700

>>150347951
>going back to fantasy comparisons

Still waiting for reasons why solanke is better than wissa if the stats don't matter which is what you seem to be implying. Anyway don't buy wissa, don't buy eze, don't buy anyone. Keep the same team as last year since you're so uppity about this shit. We all know you won't be signing anyone anyway so congrats you got your wish.

>>150347986
There is no need to provide any reason for someone too stupid to understand why flat g/a alone does not determine which player is better than which. This is why you are stupid enough to believe peak Dele Alli is better than Lampard :)

>>150348005
Unlike your fantasy comparisons between players who peaked a decade apart from each other both of these attackers are playing against the same opposition at the same time so you can make comparisons. Again, if stats don't matter explain how solanke is better. You keep deflecting away from it. But whatever enjoy signing nobody while your biggest rivals gazump you.

>>150348052
>eeerrrrgh you can't ackshully compare dele alli to frank lampard becoz they played in different eras
Through that arbitrary, inane line of reasoning, this means we cannot conclusively say Henry, Drogba and Shearer were better players than Solanke and Wissa. Different eras sir. Wissa might've scored 30 goals playing in 2002!

Continue being an idiot at your leisure. You just keep losing xD

I thought Keir Stammer already stopped this kind of shenanigan?

>>150348084
Cool. So why is solanke better than wissa?

>>150348132
Who said that moron? That's just strawman on your end.

>>150348142
>"wouldnt put him above solanke anyway"
>spent the last 5 posts pretending stats don't matter

So why is solanke above wissa, ignoring all the stats?

>>150348182
One person saying they wouldn't put Wissa above Solanke is not the same as outright saying Solanke is a better player, my dear retard.
You said Wissa was "much better", got rightly put in your place and now you are hopelessly backpedaling like the sad little retard you are :)

this guy's trick is simply taking an incredible amount of (usually inaccurate) shots
he'll be exposed and wither and in 5 years you won't remember him

cap it

Find it pretty hilarious that stats don't matter all of a sudden. Such a small hat thing to say, almost like a generically pre programmed response. Just like they try to say all the children they're killing is fake news and the stats don't count because anti semitism.

>>150348282
>Find it pretty hilarious that stats don't matter all of a sudden
There you go again with the strawman, my unintelligent friend.

>>150348218
So when you said you put solanke over wissa it actually means wissa is the better player because you don't mean solanke is the better player. The mental gymnastics are insane.

And wissa is factually the much better player. Something you haven't even able to disprove. Better goal contribution, better conversion, all in a worse team. Don't worry though when haaland scores another 30 goals this season and solanke scores 6, you can say solake is better because stats don't matter.

>>150348367
Been able*

>>150348367
>So when you said you put solanke over wissa
I never said that, my dear moron.
>it actually means wissa is the better player because you don't mean solanke is the better player. The mental gymnastics are insane.
I know you're a complete moron, but that anon may well have been suggesting he would have Solanke over Wissa in Spurs starting 11, which is a decision that could be predicated on a number of factors.
>And wissa is factually the much better player
Something you haven't been able to effectively back up, because you are indeed an idiot with no clue what you're talking about and don't know much about football :)
>Something you haven't even able to disprove
I conclusively disproved your idiotic line of reasoning right here anon: >>150347700

It is very easy to dismantle unintelligent people like you :)

>>150348485
>lose an argument
>i know ill just say spurs fans are chimping out. i think the guy who just exposed me as a retard is a spurs fan, so that'll show him!

>>150348485
shouldn't you be reading the spurs forums right now AW?

At Hojlund's age, Wissa was playing in Ligue 2 and Solanke was in Championship b t w

>>150348505
>I'm not a spurs fan trust me

And I'm not a Chelsea fan

>>150348563
he's done you, aw. take the L

>>150348282
>small hat
appreciate the Gary Larson reference!

>>150348605
Feeling better today, jeet?

>>150348618
not a regular here, man; also white as a Scottish lass' soft and supple inner thigh

>>150348668
Whether you're a regular or not isn't the point, jeet. You are indian.

>>150348668
fuck off nerd

Extremely uncomfy /epl/

kek

>>150339378
based on my travels it's bc of the part of London they're located in

>>150348687
alright Ahmed, i guess that's part and parcel of being on a big board like this

>>150348688
Pedro, you're an illegal immigrant in a country wholly owned and operated by Israel, so I can understand you're anger and confusion, but you can overcome the demons.. ¡Échale putazos!

>>150348764
whiter than you self admitted newfag

>>150348764
Spurs fans are typically Jewish. You don't get ahmeds in the spurs fanbase. Never known why but it's a real thing.

>>150348769
not being an /elp/ reg =/= newfag

>>150348788
Jews are like 0.47% of the population there tho
sounds like an even smaller amount of supporters than even Spurs deserve

another shithead leaf. that one schizo is going to lose his fucking mind.

>>150348821
hello Herschel

Ban all JFs from /epl/

>>150346609
No sane man has ever called Kepa that, you alien

>>150348517
Probably where Hojlund should be playing as well so that checks out.

Lads
Nemanja Matic to Sassuolo

>>150348886
Arrithabalaga

the ultimate battle of good vs evil

>>150340177
i can see arse finishing 2nd again, liverpoo have a shit defence too many new players lost diaz
it'll be the funnier result anyway

>>150349207
>good guys play in the stadium of light
Kino

klopp is a german cunt

>>150349256
Can't see anyone stopping arsenal. Too much strength in depth. Liverpool lost more than they recruited. City still haven't addressed glaring holes in defence and goalkeeper. Arsenal have strengthened in every position people were saying they needed to strengthen in at the end of last season. Striker, left winger, 6, right centre back, keeper etc.

>>150349313
gyokeres is wank lad

>>150349324
We'll see this weekend.

>>150349293
Why’d you say the same thing twice there?

Newcastle status?

>>150349424
Better than spurs

>>150349434
mmmmm

>>150349313
city will get donnarumma and ship out ederson.

I bet they sign scalvini or whatever in january when everyone but dias and gvardiol are dead

>Arsenal spending £70m on a 27 yr old with 8 goals last season
panic button firmly pressed?

for reference Madueke got 7 goals and is 4 years younger (and hes considered kinda shit)

>>150349497
they bought them each for different positions and situations retard

>>150349497
for reference Iwobi got 9 goals

>>150349526
yeah looks like Arsenal have had their pants pulled down on this one

>>150349470
>I bet they sign scalvini or whatever in january when everyone but dias and gvardiol are dead
They've got a recall clause on Vitor Reis who's on loan in Girona, if they get another injury crisis at the back like last season they'll bring him back

based Sancho refusing to give up his 300k/week

>>150349497
Eze is a link up player he isn't a stat merchant. He'll excel in take ons, dribbles, carries, forward passes etc. His signing alone has propelled arsenal to title favourites just listen to the reactions around the football world by pundits and fans.

>>150349497
eze also takes penalties so...

>>150349554
>His signing alone has propelled arsenal to title favourites
no it hasn't retard
>just listen to the reactions around the football world by pundits and fans.
this does not reflect the betting odds, moron

>>150349554
>His signing alone has propelled arsenal to title favourites
amazing post
falseflag arsewog

good morning

>>150349566
It's on record on live TV. The expectation is for arsenal to win the league with all the signings.

>>150349554
you just described Iwobi

this is surreal as fuck, what the hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO3LwN9BI0s

>>150349601
your dad and mum must be in shambles

>>150348975
It does sound fancy, I'll give him that

whatever you do...don't check how many of Eze's 8 goals were scored in end of season dead rubbers

can someone explain to me why arsenal literally just spent 68m on another iwobi?

>>150349638
Why did spurs want him for the same price?

>>150349645
dunno.
i'm wondering why arsenal bought him though.

hi
arsenal fan here. Ive been a big follower of Eze ever since he came on the premier league scene in April.
Ive got to say he looks to be one of the best up and coming players. For a young player £70m is a bargain. What a coup by the Arsenal

>>150349651
Ask spurs and you'll have your answer. European champions and all that.

>>150349651
AFTV gets what AFTV wants

>>150349660
you sure are keen to deflect, aw

It's funny because spurs fans are the only ones mad about the eze deal but can't even downplay it after they were the ones originally twerking for his signature. The receipts on social media are glorious.

>Kulusevski out until 2026
>Maddison out until hell freezes over

>people ask legitimate questions about why arsenal are signing another iwobi
>arsewog: but spurs
obsessed

>>150349689
>>150349689
>>150349689
move

>>150349688
tottenham winning a trophy last season has done a number on him

>>150349688
>ask why arsenal bought the player spurs were desperate to sign for weeks

Ask spurs then innit. How should I know. Spurs did all the leg work for arsenal. There's obviously a reason why the European champions would want a player. He must be amazing if the European champions are after him right?

>>150349703
>arsewog: spurs
lol you did it again ahmed

>stop talking about spurs in a transfer that is literally history defining because of spurs!

loll!!

>>150349716
i'm just laughing at how much spurs winning the europa league has triggered you bro
even when they finish 17th they still have more success than your club lol

>>150349729
Yeah true, thats why eze picked the European champions over their trophyless rivals right? Right?

>>150349738
so when your club doesn't win a single trophy for 5 years, you need to celebrate beating your local rival to a transfer? is that your trophy?

>>150349685
Heh, you can't say freeze without Eze,

>>150349744
If it the transfer didn't matter why is your entire fanbase up in arms about it kek. Your most successful season in over 30 years and you still can't attract players over trophyless rivals. Pick your angle. You can call arsenal shit but that only makes it look worse for you when players reject you for them lmao.

>>150349769
>If it the transfer didn't matter
struggling with basic english again, mohamed?

>>150349769
anon, i don't suppoort spurs. i just find it funny you are celebrating a transfer so much when your club hasn't won a trophy in 5 years.

>>150349775
Cope

>>150349781
Nah we're laughing at you for defending the fact a player would literally rather join a trophyless team like arsenal, united of forest over "European champions" spurs. Goes to show how worthless that trophy is, unless you can propose alternative reasons for why these players keep rejecting spurs.

>>150349803
sounds a lot more like you're seething.

>>150349803
Or*

>>150349806
Ah yes I'm the one seething, not the team that activated a release clause and still got rejected, or were within hours of signing a player till he decided he'd rather join the trophyless team kek. Spurs fans are totally cool with both situations right?

>>150349818
>I'm the one seething
very clearly.

>>150349823
Cool cool. So what are the odds on spurs competing for the major trophies this season considering they're European champions and they're making blockbuster signings like gibbs white and eze? Surely have to have better odds than arsenal right?

>>150349833
i don't care, i'm just laughing at how much you're visibly seething without realizing it

>>150349850
>mockery is seething

Retarded or genuinely can't read the room lmao. Anyway you didn't answer the question.

>>150349857
yes, you are definitely seething, ahmed.

>>150349865
Cool. So when is eze joining spurs?

>>150349874
keep seething my dude spurs still won a trophy while your club is hopeless

>>150349880
Cool Cool. Anyway back to eze, when's he signing for spurs?

>>150349897
>Anyway back to eze
because your club can't win any trophies?

>>150349902
Hmm, maybe arsenal should go for eze since he's a trophy winner and adding winners to a squad is always beneficial right? Too bad he's joining spurs :( He'll definitely bring a winning mentality, probably why spurs are going for him. Such a shame....

>>150349924
anon, it's obvious to all of us that you are seething.

>>150349929
Yeah I can't believe eze is joining spurs! Really annoying.

>>150349941
in fact, this goes beyond seething, you've been at it all night. genuinely mental you are.

>>150349961
Sorry, as a spurs fan I'm just upset that's all

>>150349964
keep melting aw

>>150349924
you added Rice to your squad (from another team that won a trophy) and he hasn't lead you guys to another one lol

>>150348406
i am so smart, everyone else is very big dum, winky smiley face

my mans over here huffing deep on his own guff

>>150349579
are you calling someone a wog? is that some racism outside of b?

>>150349974
I know you are but what am i :) top teir bants from the yank, FIGHT AND WIN ammirite ameribro

>Forest consider sacking Nuno
lmao wtf