Thread 150331048

Only ranked canadian edition

I've got a minge full of maggots...

brian baddle is kill

Sneed won.

Trump won.

America won.

God won.

K-1

shit thread

This was a 10-8 in my books

>>150331074
The maggots are making my minge smell weird...

>>150331074
Nobody here watches that crap btw.

>>150331083
You watch transsexual pornography.

I've got maggots in my minge, playa!

>>150331083
Shalom

50-0

>>150331081
Jesus Christ, is that big huge roided up man mercilessly pummeling that poor woman's face into a bloody mess on the public elevator?? That's fucking sickening!

Anyone remember the pre-Aspinall pavlovich hype
LMAO

phil brooks

Does anyone even read the freaks posts anymore? My brain just sort of deregisters it at this point

Imagine the meth fuelled switching between vpns and devices.

>>150331115
I remember the pre-Gane aspinal hype.

Paki diaspora populations

>>150331081
>nina and sean

>>150331131
>>150331132
My maggot minge just got stuck on a Sexy Black Daddy's BBC...

Yum!

>>150331131
It's been so long I think I will genuinely miss spammy whenever he inevitably kills himself.

>>150331081
Tanked that shit

Say it piggy
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK PLEASE FILL ME UP WITH YOUR POZZED CUMMIES UNTIL MY PORK BUSSY PROLAPSES DADDY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIK

Sadly a true story i fear

>>150331133
Aspinall has never been spammed on here like Pavlobum was before that fight

you dont have to be a jew to recognize that k1 is crap and we dont watch that crap here

Spammy is like our mascot. Little retarded freak really gets things going around here by making a fool of himself constantly.

That Sexy Black Daddy was maggoty minge lickin' good!

*clitty queefs*

Du piglet practicing to lay in crucifix for 3 rounds

>>150331163
Factual post.

>>150331157
>>150331144
>>150331111
She was intelligently defending the entire time, I think the first punch was the only real damage, the rest were DDP in a crucifix tier,

Definitely the right call not to stop it, she was still with it

>>150331163
You gotta be a major kike to dismiss K-1 doebeit

>>150331181
You watched so much transsexual pornography that you gave yourself autogynephilia.

>>150331160
On planet retard maybe, Tom Aspinal has 100x as many annoying dick sucking fanboys on here and every other comment section anywhere. Are you fucking stupid, do you want me to lick your ass?

>>150331183
My son's clitty is stuck in my maggot minge...

>hates grappling and wrestling
>rates K1
hmm

>>150331196
Aspinall derangement syndrome

Ms. Drew is trying to hookup with men again...

>>150331160
thats because heem is naturally biased toward white fighters

>>150331201
Don’t forget I hope Isreal and Palestine rip each other to pieces.

>>150331048 (OP)
>tfw not having a ranked fighter anymore

I tried watching K-1 once but they were all 125lb asian manlets and the commentary was unintelligible gibberish. If you genuinely follow that shit you need to kill yourself immediately.

>>150331222
My maggot minge looks like ground pork...

Ganeposters always keep a level head. Keep it clean. Class versus no class right there.

>>150331228
boilin’

>>150331235
My maggot minge just queefed...

ufc china is superior

Ms. Drew couldn't watch K-1 because they weren't wearing wigs and women's clothes.

>Oh wow I just love my hecking prattabongathorn jaguar cereal vs semtex syntax buttchug for the men’s 105lb snuggling belt! And don’t forget about sakura-san moped vs peanutbutterporn for the 95lb women’s jab n hop title! This Friday is gonna he crazzzy for ONE!

Please kys if you actually follow this shit.

That Dane heemed sweden stiff

>>150331239
Like the BBC dick daddy juice in my maggot minge...

>>150331239
We don't sign our posts here!

>>150331252
*dane
It’s a negro, one of those ultra wide nose niggers

Bryan Battle bros...

>>150331263
>miss K-1 imaging Africans Xhe wants to suck off

>>150331261
I do. We cannot follow them.

Gane by KO

>>150331248
>>150331261
You literally have autogynephilia and frequently have sexual relations with male to female transsexuals that you meet on homosexual dating apps such as Grindr.
These are all things that you have told us about yourself willingly.

Sweden is making jokes to cope with the fact Danemark heemed him intellectually speaking

>>150331276
You're already following them, dumbass!

>>150331081
Pillowfist much?

heem has gone insane

>>150331273
Uh why does tariq want access to my bussy without a thong?

>>150331263
>>150331276
I need a BBC to clear the maggots from my minge...

>>150331285
Did you just sign that post?

>>150331283
Sweetden knows he's sweet, and he's got sugar in his tank

>>150331285
You follow male to female transsexuals.

Gane by murder i fear

>>150331296
My son is pegging my maggot minge...

>>150331289
im saner than ive ever been
i see things other cannot
paddy the baddie will be the champion

>>150331289
and we have ddpiss to thank for that, all that cracka have to do is stand up

>>150331301
Many are saying this and an independent panel confirmed it

Essentially Stone Cold Steve Austin

66 days until Gane fights.

Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

>>150331333
Sexy Black Daddy...

>>150331333
gane? gane will save mma

Another 20 hour posting frenzy tomorrow will help!

how is the dricus highlight reel longer than the khamzat highlight reel?

>>150331347
Oink oink!

*maggots burst from minge*

That felt good...

Why the fuck did they match up Mike Malott against Kevin Holland? I thought they wanted to build up their only Canadian prospect, he is going to get hurt and knocked the fuck out bad by Holland.

>>150331248
Abdulhatman Haki vs Pim Timmermans for the Super World United Combat Heat Spirit Glory Super Grand Prix Final 34 WKNBTS Super Heavy Weight World Super Championship Kickboxing Glory Muay Thai Belt
From the Dingerhalle, Rotterdam, Holland

>>150331365
Literally cannot distinguish between these and real one fc fighters.

>>150331176
When you were growing in her womb, your mom often dreamed about what kind of man you'd become. Is this that man?

holland beat the current champ at welterweight but the judges liked jdm more so they robbed holland

>>150331402
*flicks maggot minge*

It hurts...

ONE has heems

volk just pan seared a kangaroo

>>150331364
You said the same thing about Chase Hooper vs Hernandez.

>>150331422
I accept your accusation.

>>150331415
de ridder gave this dude a belt, moved up, gave this same dude that belt too

>>150331415
reddit rob would have done exactly this if he wasn't a small welterweight

Feels good all my least favorite fighters have been eating massive shit lately.

>Chandler
>Pico
>Patchy Mix
>Chase Hooper
>Meerschaert
>Michael Chiesa

>>150331457
Literally all cans.

>>150331464
Can you please stop impersonating me? Thanks.

>>150331457
Notice how you didn't mention Gane

>>150331466
niggler read that post a second time you missed something

>>150331457
didn't chiesa just make tony tap in the first round

>>150331477
66 days until Gane is force fed an entire full english breakfast of shit. Jiri is also sitting on the bench waiting to get fed another heaping helping of fresh shit.

What have we become? May Schaub have mercy on us all!

chiesa and gm3 are the same nigga to me

Joe Duffy was the guy back then

>>150331496
Jiri beats Rountree but loses to Ankalaev

list a single difference between michael chiesa and gerald meershart

alex pereira needs to stop letting nina sniff his feet, he is losing all his aura

prime dricus wouldve smoked khamzat

>>150331494
Tony purposely went on a 8 fight "lose" stream so he can save the world from the subhuman pedophile known as Salt Papi.
You see the UFC would never let him box because of his contract.
It was the only way.
Pedophile Papi has less than 2 weeks left to live.

Stop trying to ban me you stupid janny bitch.

>>150331555
Stop having sex with men playa!

>>150331529
Jiri might beat Roundtree but he is absolute dogshit and will never ever be a better fighter than Khalil. And that shouldn't even be very difficult to do.

>>150331364
>I thought they wanted to build up their only Canadian prospect
Mallot was exposed by magny, their one and only fighter who is not a complete tomato can is Zahabi

>>150331544
True

Cro Cop walking out to Wild Boys might be the hardest shit out there

Choking the janny unto the brink of death with my bare hands then releasing pressure slightly when he starts to lose consciousness just until I see fear return to his eyes, only to begin strangling the life out of him all over again and repeating this cycle or torture for hours on end until I am satisfied.

>>150331568
>beating your opponent doesn't make you better than them
what level of mental retardation gymnastics is this

>>150331538
nigga that was prime dricus

>>150331600
THIS was prime Dricus

>>150331597
You think there has never been a fluke or lucky victory or extenuating circumstances which influenced the result of any fights and that there never will be such a scenario? Is that what you're saying here?

>>150331596
You're a very violent and unhappy person aren't you Sneed? It's almost as if you're hiding a deep dark secret within yourself.

>>150331596
Reported to the relevant authorities. Expect a knock at your door any minute.

>>150331596
Many are saying this

>>150331605
>You think there has never been a fluke or lucky victory
There’s one every time a fighter I picked loses

>>150331616
If you wanna find out how violent I really am then keep fucking around buddy, you'll find out what's up.

>>150331632
That's not me, I'm Sneed

Since there's no thread for it, and it's a combat sport:

Team USA just won the u17 and u20 world freestyle wrestling championships back to back. At the u20s, USA won 5 gold medals, which is a new record for them

Just took a huge khamzat in the chimaev

Aaron fucking Pico!

SneedGOD would absolutely fucking murder spamjeet and shrimpaki and it's not even up for discussion.

>>150331643
Damn maybe you guys will get a champ again in 10 years

>>150331651
Factual post.

Of course the resident autogynephiliac and transsexual fetishist would have violent, murderous fantasies.

>>150331652
A olympic gold medalist is making his mma debut in september, but this is his last option after trying out for both the nfl and the wwe lol
Good wrestlers aren't going to mma like they used to

Can Jiri beat Roundtree in a non fluke win without extenuating circumstances?

Aaron "Gable Steveson" Pico

>>150331659
Is Bo undersized for the weight class or is RDR just huge?

>>150331677
both but he can't make 170 so he's fucked

Biggest Aura Loss Since Pavlovich

>>150331710
Hamza lost his aura ever since Burns beat the fear of Allah into him.

>>150331667
MMA usually gets good wrestlers who were never quite the best
Khamzat got bronze in the all russias U18, Usman was Olympic alternate, Bo was Olympic alternate….

>aura loss from a 50-38 win
delusional cope

dom cruz is an annoying little twerp

>>150331747
Strickraped.....

>>150331747
Molested....

dominik cruz talking ABOUT chris weidmans head

>>150331758
stricklands a creepy guy too, but in a different way

>>150331758
>>150331765
Excellent posts.

a mexican guy named fat hernandez officially has more aura than the champ of the division

I decided to root for Gane when i saw aspinal's crackhead neck tat

>>150331726
True, even Cormier was cucked in his NCAA career because he happened to be wrestling at the same time and in the same weight class as the best folkstyle wrestler of all time
>all russias U18
A lot of Russian national tournaments are essentially as good as world level tournaments. The depth there is insane. All of Khamzat's titles in Sweden are a meme thoughever

Whatever you say juan

>>150331779
Rape victim...

Seriously though has Aaron Pico woken up yet?

>>150331779
I'm afraid Tomala got this tat because xhe doesn't want anyone to see the throat bulge from the 12 inch BBC dildo xhe constantly has down xher throat

>>150331779
Tommy vs Gane is a class war

>>150331787
Yeah DC and Romero had good careers but were never quite the best either

here's your ultimate fighter, bro...

>>150331808
why couldnt barboza do this?

Tomala xisters...

now this is a scary fighter

>>150331826
fake news i asked dana

Who still watches TUF

>>150331826
Why are TUF fighters all such failures?

>>150331837
dolidze fell on his shield despite his coach threatening to stop the fight
khamzat would quit against a guy like fluffy

guru bullied Jon Jones into retiring rather than heeming Tom
thanks now we wont get to see than
great job fatass

I did want to see fluffy vs Khamzat but sadly his squishy body will get him meme heemed by RDR

>>150331847
who still participates in TUF? win a 6 week game show, and a fight at the end.. or win 1 fight at the apex arena on DWCS?

concerned for the mental health of this sub after gane pitter patters aspinall to a 48-47 win

>>150331873
he literally tapped you mong

what does /heem/ think of reddit jack's actual fight analysis? Good? Bad?

>>150331889
RDR is better than fluffy everywhere except cardio and GnP

>>150331908
Jack Slack is the goat

>>150331912
Fluffy is much better as an actual wrestler
RDR’s takedowns suck
He will win this one though

>tapped on his shield
kek

>>150331889
That would suck to see. But whatever, I’ll probably quit watching the UFC after Gane and Alex heem Tom and Haramkalaev, respectively.

>>150331924
Real ones know that you only lose the round in which you tap.

>>150331928
Those 2 other things are not happening so you might as well stop watching now and pretend they did

3 wrods: Viva La Raza

>>150331826
They told him to lose some pounds but he was never losing again BB brother

Just noticed Sweden vanished from /heem/ after Danemark btfo'd him

>>150331961
how do u know about that as a Canadian

>>150332006
I was raised on WCW bitch. Respectfully.

canajeets love their mandrama

>>150331826
Ain't no french guy beating him

>>150332027
I was also raised on Mr Bean so watch your toen.

will they still want tommy r. after gane heems him?

>>150332040
For his last few fights Smif looked like he didn't even work out.

kek remember ortegas eagle story? he just dropped another peach
https://youtu.be/YY235zjZPX0?t=290

>>150331990
im getting close to heem sleepy myself

If Tom puts both hands over his brain stem the chances of him being heemed are zero

>>150331984
>dragonball fag
good riddance

>>150332069
>already building in the cope
Kek

>>150332072
talmbout rampage b?

>>150332079
I’m afraid Gane’s front of the head attacks have proven ineffectual

>>150332069
Gane will not defend a single takedown (not that tom will need more, because he'll get the sub immediately)

I boy Aspinall because he keeps the memory of Aspen Ladd alive

>>150332107
He does? Wow. I did not know that. I do not like Tom now.

anyway, ortega referred to himself as a latchkid, because he would just "[latch onto new hobbies]" kek

>>150332135
Echos of Tony's comment on the word cringe.

y'all posting nina drama on /tv/ will get you banned please refrain from posting ufc personality nina drama danielle on the 4chan board designated for television and film discussion

>y'all
>thinly veiled personal army request
ywnbaw b

how do people survive knees to the ribs/side? there was some hard object on my bed and i put my weight on it when rolling over and it still kills after like a week

>>150332195
Whats his name

>>150332212
Turn on your monitor

>>150332181
y'all is commonplace down here in the south

Which of you foreign flags want to go with me right now? I don't fear you lol. my government toys with the world for fun, the old faggots, what you got?

>>150332103
Kek. Aspie couldn't take some rugby player down

tfw when decent prelim card but it starts at 3am

Oh my fighting style Dana? I have an blackblet in "Hanmerfuck". Thank you for the contract oh wow.

i have and hard object for fight fairy to put her weight on

You all aren't planning to do some mma math shit if Aspinall has a tougher time with Gane than Jon did, are you?

Tony Ferguson in bareknuckle fight is cooler than thinking about his past shit, I think retards like him should get a second chance

>>150332291
he's not fighting bare knuckle

Stick em up!!

>>150332284
nah jon is his diametric counter

>>150332284
Totally. Reading the same talking points and shitposts as usual about Jon for another 6 months is going to be awesome.

chamiv bros.. maybe skip this episode

You guys think you revert to your peak in valhalla or are you just in the shape when you got heemed? Will we see prime Tony/Khabib or fat, mobility scooter Khabib and 45 year old Tony?

>>150332358
now i know why he called it the shit belt

>>150332348
I think this is Luke trying to adapt the ragebaiting strategies of amateur channels like Guru and Lucas Tracey.

>>150332358
Damn... That Chechnya Tracksuit goes kinda hard ngl

>>150332354
No every day in Valhalla you're restored to your peak

double hat yoel just dropped

>>150332428
Tony by a dart choke in the 4th

I miss Japan lore with shits from Russian dumps, they really sold it and made you believe.

why did goddard not do it bros

>>150332492
He did, twice and du Bussy managed to do absolutely nothing with those opportunities lol

>>150332492
*squints*

SPLINTAH?
IT'S OVAH

Goddard did nothing wrong.

It only looked bad because Goddard waited until the end of the 5th to stand up.

>>150332579
yeah i mean its up to his discretion, but after 2 rounds he should have been like ok no more of that.

khamzat is the greatest of all time at pretending to fight

Truth nuke

Khamzat literally did not attempt to submit or finish Dricus.

>>150332708
that's Dricus's fault

>>150332708
He did like three times. Fight also should have been stood up once or twice when it was all knees against fence. Emotional mussie hate troons and DDP apologists are both stupid. Fight had issues both ways

khabib... famously shut down by anyone who just played it safe

mario did the same shit to aldo and got crucified for it by daner at the presser

Shut down to a 50-41 decision win

Khamzat did the unthinkable. He defeated a fighter in the UFC octagon by unanimous decision

AARON
FUCKING
PICOOOOOOOOOOO

Al Iaquinta would whoop Dricus's ass

>>150332764
>50-41
did not happen

It’s time for a ground clock, I fear

Schaub shutdown vs dric shutdown

Sean Brady

khamzat "well we need to give the round to someone" chimaev
absolute master of doing just enough

Khamzat raped not only Dricus, but also everyone watching. He is an unbelievably based troll

Just enough to get 3 10-8s

ddp spent 10 rounds displaying an ultimate mastery of martial arts against fellow great Sean Strickland so we know he wasn't the problem

>>150332832
Raped? Dricus won the story

We've never seen dominance like this in a fight. What Khamzat did was even more dominant than beating the shit out of your opponent and nearly killing them. Just imagine if it was a street fight. Khamzat would have more than enough time restrain Dricus until the police arrived. And then the court would give him a 50-32 unanimous domination

it would've been easier to cope with a knockout or sub
instead DDP and the posters living vicariously through him got bullied for 5 rounds
resulting in maximum frustration seethe

i can't tell if the khamzat bros know what the real scorecard is or not

>>150332844
Getting gaped for 25 minutes by a Muslim daddy is the high point of any TWPiglet’s existence

>>150332834
>3 10-8s
Didn't happen.

What were people saying when Usman laid on Woodley for 5 rounds?

50-41 according to the bossman

>>150332848
school bullies do more damage

>>150332864
Many experts (me, Dana, Zane Simon) had it 50-41

>>150332878
Oh god we’re not getting a ground clock are we

>>150332855
We all know

>>150332888
Du porked was getting ground cock from his Zatdaddy thoughever

>>150332868
We've never seen dominance like this

>>150332869
>Schaub was born and raised in Aurora, Colorado, to an English mother Debra and an American father Peter Schaub.[5] He is of German, Italian, and English descent

dricus has success in the 5th and attempted the only submission of the fight

>>150332890
Laldaddy never misses.

I just realized what unites all the greatest wrestlers in the world
You all aren't going to like it...

>>150332914
And it was still a 10-8 round for Khamdaddy

khamzat sisters trying to convince anyone that khamzat not getting remotely close to a finish is what real dominance looks like

>>150332907
I thought Britoids were banned from the internet

you can make the case for 50-39 imo

Honestly? 50-0. Unprecedented dominance

>>150332920
>a 10-8 can result from damage to spirit
Haha wtf

just how pillowfisted is shitmaev?

The daily piggy hunt has started already i see.

>>150332832
this, everytime khamzat took dricus to the ground and held him for 5 minutes I felt something in my arse. it was big, long and painful. I was angry and crying while he kept doing that. then when it was all done, I punched my wall and broke my hand. I couldn't deal with the fact khamzat raped me while raping dricus. it's disgusting but also powerful. this is why I hope and need dricus to win the rematch. he needs to avenge all of us.

Khamzat looked like he wasn’t even trying for most of the fight. A professional playing with an amateur

Cumshot refused to fight

dricus melted

>>150332920
10-0 round for dricus heeming khamzat's spirit

Khamzat got em seething

>>150332948
it gotta shook you a little bit to see this staring at you
knowing that he's lusting for your bamhole
i can kind of understand that DDP froze up and did nothing

Dricus by grabbing Khamzat by the ankles and spinning him around until he vomits

>>150332977
I’m afraid du Bussy’s spirit was eternally broken here

>>150332977
khamzat was 2nd for bottom position time and percentage before this fight
now he's not even in the top 10

>>150332999
Du piglet was champion before this fight

>>150332996
Unironically brutal mindbreaking
I can see DDP going on a Tonyesque run after this

Everyone loves Imavov because he's french and everyone talks about him as the guy who'll beat Khamzat. It feels good to know everyone cheers for a french fighter because they all love France. Imavov is a star.

the takedown defense will be there for Borralho

>>150332954
Because once you get someone down and just focus on laying on them rather than fighting, it’s not hard to do. You’re right that he wasn’t trying, but wrong about the reason. He didn’t want to fight

>>150332996
Lmao

Hues are known for their exceptional record against brazzas in title fights (0-3)

>>150333039
None of this is true.

khamzat fans are praying to see another dominant laycision and not a heem or sub

The most important thing is Khamzat proved he can go 5 rounds, as long as he completely abandons his aggressive, finish hunting fight style that made him a fan favourite to begin with.

Bryan Battle man, what a fighter...

>>150333190
What a Battler that guy was

Khamzat's new style has won him the fans who truly matter:

this is how Dricus felt when fighting Khamzat

>>150333247
Factual post I fear

How long it took me to roll my eyes during the main event of UFC 319
R1: 7 seconds
R2: 10 seconds
R3: 10 seconds
R4: 20 seconds
R5: 22 seconds

Has /heem/ ever missed weight?

>>150333283
/heem/ never got off the couch, b

aye i know yall niggas didn't think the butcher was gonna lose to a scrum-diddly-umptious hamburger

Cazzoids around the internet have been seething so hard at the Whittaker quote

50-41 Zatdaddy

6-69 is my mma record, book me daner

Pico should fight Josh Emmett next

merab

THEY FUCKING CUT BRYAN BATLLE WTF
>miss weight once
>Career stolen
Khabib and Islam did it all the time

>>150333507
>once

>>150333507
he'll win 2 fights at LFA and get signed again

>>150333507
its fake news. daner would never

>>150333507
bro he missed weight after moving up because he missed weight two fucking times in the past like 3 years
he's done for

the judges? batting 1.000. never wrong

>>150333521
the dana released 7-1 martin buday...

50-41 my interest

>>150333529
what about when they scored the DJ-McCall fight wrong

>>150333535
yeah but he doesnt have le personality

>>150331457
Who dislikes GM3

>>150333507
>once

>>150333558
martin buddeh is massive in the european mma community. they have billboards of him throughout the continent.

all wrong lmao at these fools

Worst judging effort of all time?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbewUOmZPAY
LEAVE DRICUS ALONE

why isn't anybody talking about the fact that ruziboev ducked 2 pounds overweight battle

>>150333591
Sal

>>150333507
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>150333594
he was shown levels by buckley he needs all the help he can get

>>150333594
the fight was still on to begin with though, the commission probably called it

>>150333591
the aussie who gave tuivasa all 3 rounds against rozenstruik when tai landed like 5 shots the entire fight

>>150333594
accepting a catch weight after already making weight is cucked as fuck
maybe if battle had requested a catch weight before weight cutting started

bryan battle will be pfl champion

>>150333594
Battle was 4 pounds over the limit. That’s a massive miss

Aaron "Pooh Bear" Pico

Bryan Fattle haha

it was about the same difference as khamzat and ddp and look how that turned out

fuck battle

Aaron "Bryan Battle" Pico

aaron pico was winning that shit

Pico "The Butcher" Steele

pico still my boy, dudes fun af to watch

>>150333664
he was until he wasnt, all because he was too dumb to play it safe, many such cases for these smellator bums

aaron "pitbull" pico's patchy mix

>>150333631
no it ain't bro take one of your 2 liter dr peppers out of the fridge rn and hold it that's 4 pounds

>>150333664
>>150333678
he literally wasn't, lerone was landing the bigger shots

>>150333690
Faggot I’m not letting my Dr Pepper get warm and risk decarbonation just to prove a point

Battle attacked Ruziboev with 2-liter of Dr. Pepper backstage

>>150333712
sorry dc said pico was 'dominating' and dc knows more than you

>>150333664
Was he actually? I was real drunk and don’t remember.
All I remember besides the KO was a nice body shot from Pico and a nice elbow from Murphy

>>150333757
that's everything of consequence, the rest was pitter patter

>>150333757
pico was landing big on murphy against the cage but murphy did well to minimize the damage
im just joshin with ya

SUPERMAJORITY

josh kosfraudchecked

very embarrassing to admit but i was a massive jake shields mark back in the day

Kody "Hands of Pico" Steele

I haven’t laughed once reading this thread

>>150333854
Potato.

>>150332975
now that the dust is settled
that guy would've made a good targ king

>Bryan Battle gets cut for missing weight again.
Is this a good example of a fall from grace?

>>150333854
I'm gonna motorboat your ass

Aaron "Lucifer's Angel" Pico

>>150333912
no

>>150333836
I've never been a bigger fan of anyone in my life than I was of McGregor. Unironically he changed who I am as a person

Drank some expired soda and felt a fuckton of heartburn but threw some of it back up and stopped feeling the heartburn so I kept drinking it

>>150333989
Choopbros, we will be back

Gay sport. Gayer fans

>>150333989
man this gooner aint winning shit

Poo

Nigga

Gane will ragdoll Tom worse than Chimaev did DDP

>>150334076
trvke

>>150334116
why is he a smelly fucking monkey

>>150334150
not smelly its a normal cool monkey

I WANT TO GRAB YOU LITTLE FAGS UP RIGHT NOW AND SMASH YOUR HEADS IN

>>150334169
man shut the hell up *throws banana at you*

>>150334182
wow you really got me
*eats the banana enjoyingly*

yo who stole my banana

>>150333989
>"I'm just gonna try and Khamzat dudes from here on out"
the reason why striking standards in poofc are reaching new lows
strickland is considered a good boxer lmao

>>150333964
What does an peins taste like? Respectfully.

i heard through the grapevine that aljo was inspired by khamzat's performance and will be going for another title run

kek wtf the ortega/aljo co main is 5 rounds

i heard through the feedvine that ortega is missing weight

heeminder that khamzat was literally saved by the bell

Levels

L
E
V
E
L
S

Heem is so much better when the yuropoors are sleeping

Just came deep into my pocket pussy while watching Khamzat vs DDP

>>150334726
shrump now supports hiding chat? nice

does ufc really think it can keep going with fights as shit as the last main event? these helwanis I tell ya

merab dvalishvili

Is this a retard take? Cormiers best win was prime Bigfoot Silva

DANIEL CORNMANS, YOU ARE NOTHINS BUT A FAT BLACK PIECE OF CRAP

wild how dumb UFC fans are. Fluffy is good but his last 2 blowouts were against two of the worst middleweights in the top 20 and it's not even close. Won a lot of money on him, but against RDR he has no chance.

>>150335187
that's wild

mountain sherks are killing sport we love I am in dread and fear

>>150335284
imagine this take vs wow none of our dudes can zeem a mountain zerk baka we suck

>>150331048 (OP)
>Mini UFC 275 poster
>UFC 278 promo image clipping

Are these /heem/ approved decorations? Real hardcore MMA fan typa stuff

>>150335308
TURN OFF YOU PC

I'm so excited to see where Pico shuffles to next, I hope it involves a bullet train or an old nuclear bunker
>all our hope lies with you Pico!
and he just gets insta heemed by south american bad guy #5

>>150335187
What can I say; Im an wild man! haha

If it were up to me? Oh for me Dana? Pearsonally I would execute Khamzat to death with 115 consecutive 619s

>>150335345
is it just me or does she look like tranny jon stewart

>>150335308
why didn't goobert just keep sprawling the single leg

>>150335427
Only white people know who the fuck 'jon stewart" is

He's not going to beat the guy that beat Joshua Van

>>150335427
Porps for knowing who Jon Sewtart is

Why did he change his name to Stewart?

I’m a white pig and it would be an honor to be fully mounted by Zatdaddy.

>>150335541
Correct, his last performance wasnt very good and Jhonson clearly cares a tremendous amount about his wins.

>>150335569
>born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
Dirty rat knows he won't take off if people know he is part of the inbred rodent tribe

i'm eating steak

Why didnt he just wrestle JDM
>>150335622
Or its just easier to say Jon Stewart, which is still his name? Also what signs of inbreeding does he have, looks like a regular guy to me

>>150335455
His touch-butt instincts kicked in.

eating steak

man i didnt realize how much the staph on my inner thigh was bugging me. blew open with blood dripping down my thigh and I finally felt amazing. been just blood for a few months now, prob healing up.

>>150335714
what is the point of doing martial arts when guns and knives exist
i get working out for the natural test and dopamine boost

finished my steak

eating two steaks

time for dessert

>>150335734
red meat causes cancer
just eat chicken and fish

>>150335771
fish causes arsenic though

Time for desert.

>>150335771
no it doesn't
fuck you

this is too much steak gonna throw it away

>>150335833
terrible

people who throw out food need to be sent to a gulag
just put it in the fridge

Hope you had an bunch of A-1 steak sauce with that steak my man

Hold me tight, Shartbros…

>>150335714
How are you a civilian with staph infection

>>150335871
Didn't know mearshart had fans in Mexico

>>150335800
yeah it does, you ignorant fuck
just trying to help so u dont end up like that nigga with the pancreas problems my nigga

>>150335865
one time we had pizza at a get together type deal and i left a couple crusts in the box and someone opened the box to see them and everyone freaked out kek
that was the last time i didnt eat the crust

>>150335541
Interesting.. Also why does Tapology have this guy's flag as china lol
Looks like he's fighting outta Britan

>>150335865
I can just buy more food

>>150335891
i don't eat the crust tho

>>150335896
>A Londoner of Irish and Chinese heritage

>>150335896
He is a hapa, half white, half chink

>>150335888
no it doesn't
just stop being gay

>>150335688
Belal uses cage to get takedowns. Whenever he got JDM against the cage JDM blasted him with straight shots and uppercuts and circled out. It's unironically the best way to fight brazzas. Throw straight bombs when they're thinking about a takedown

I hate Muay Thai
>Fighting a lanky bastard
>Getting my ass kicked because this shitty martial art only works in favor of lanky bastards
>Get a double leg easily
>Go to the ground with him
>Can't mount on and fucking kill him because you can't fight on the ground
I could get the bastard to the ground in the first ten seconds, but instead I had to go through a humiliation ritual.

Gmhh

>>150335978
Ye the ruleset favours lanky fighters, removing the gloves fixes this though, lanklet can't spam jabs out of pocket to gain leverage

I dont get asked to spar ever. People know for me its kill or be killed to the death always. Not sure how you guys live your "lifes"

>>150336009
y bois look at the left pics and goes
>oh yea thats worth destroying my gene pool for

Im high test and Id fuck Sister Hong

Another goofy walker heeming this saturday

>>150336075
yellow fever is a serious condition that affects mentally ill westerners

Greatness. Excellence. Supermajority.

Pico.

Belel should be cut

For me, it's chinese women

For me, it's chinese women with big fat arses in chinese dresses

just made 10 bucks

>>150336120
back to turning tricks eh?

>>150336115
>>150336118
reserved for mexican ONLY

>>150336129
sold a csgo skin

>>150331048 (OP)
Chimaev might have had one of the most boring title fights in recent years and only fights once a year if we’re lucky, but I gotta admit I like how he calls out other Muslims like Ankalaev and Islam. He’s not a coward hiding behind the excuse of ‘b-but they’re my brothers, I can’t fight them’ to dodge real challenges
The gay Africans (Usman and Israel) and the rat Muslims love using this pathetic bullshit excuse

>>150336135
what is that like nuru

>>150336130
us browns can pick any wymyn we want, color or no color, das the Brown™ Privilege

It’s fucking freezing in my house. Some very hairy daddy should come hold me.

did the korean thot broke up with gastelum? all the pics together are gone
>>150336148
as long as you don't lose to joe pyfer

>>150336155
He found out about our affair, I’m afraid.

How did Ilia's face change?

>>150336143
Kek

>>150336195
mewing, emmett and jai broke his face, beard trimming

>>150336195
his nose got wonked

>>150335345
Fake one if you don't have at least one Usman related poster hanging in your room

>>150336230
usman is a bum

Abus vs Joe pyfer
Ice vs Fire
Spear vs Broadsword

>>150336275
the arm length difference

>>150336262
>>150336262
>>150336262
>>150336262
New

>>150336287
DO NOT POST

THIS THREAD >>150314247 NEEDS TO BE FILLED UP FIRST

>>150335455
He got hit with an overhead that has the same startup frames as Khabib's takedown.

>>150331048 (OP)
bump