Thread 150331841

Iga-Casper edition

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Schedule of Play
https://www.usopen.org/en_US/scores/schedule/index.html

>Streams
freestreams-live.fi/
vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport
https://tennistream.com/watch-tennis/

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>>150331548
>it actually was severe
Track & field severe is high wind, lightning in vicinity etc. This was just rain. Just rain stops no track meet.

Feel like the winner of this match wins the whole thing

Draper looks so sexy

>>150331943
He looked a bit like Roddick with that hat on

>Roddick

more like

Smalldick

heh

not insult since he admit this himself in youtube video inexplicably

no idea why a young man would do that

>>150332007
Andy is special. I watched an early match of his on clay court probably at the French. He's injured and limping trying to hold on to the game with his serve alone. That was supreme cinema.

>Mid match interview
Lame

>>150332087
I prefer Mid Morning Matters

>>150332159
Never seen it

dragula kwabbing

Draper is doodoo

The mid-match interview has no place in sport and just underlines the fact that this is not a serious sporting contest.

>>150332461
I've heard it's creeped into soccer.

>>150332532
It has and it's just as bad there but at least it's at half time, so during a 15 minute break. Doing it during a change of ends in a tennis match is insane, we're in the sports entertainment era of the game.

jpeg doing her best to fuck it up

>>150332560
More of these players need to pull off a Marshawn Lynch desu

what the FUCK was that

Draper straight up threw this away
That is absolutely disgusting

Ruudgoat

kek yeah that was in no way scripted

>>150332620
kek well Rybakina basically does at a lot of her press conferences, but yeah I'd suppormore of it

>>150332560
>we're in the sports entertainment era of the game.
Media outlets and tournament organizers continue to experiment but it doesn't take if both the athletes and the spectators agree it's bullshit. This has been the case ever since e-sport started to be a thing and media thought if they stole some of that production style it would bump viewership from the 18-24 demo. That's always the basis for this and it always fails going on 20+ years now. Only way to directly increase viewership is to drop geolock and stream everything. There's natural resistance to that as it means broadcasters can't get exclusivity, which they prefer as it's 100% of a smaller viewership (minus piracy) vs some percent of a total larger viewership.

>>150332672
*support more

>>150332683
good points, good post

I like Sam Querrey but that was a completely pointless on court interview

Errani is a doping fraud too

watching anna doubles :)

Rebecca :)

closteboli tortellini

not sure what happened but they had to get the ball boy some ice for his face

:/

:(

>>150332970
The offending player owes him a kiss on the cheek AND a head pat

bageled :(

>>150333010
im not sure if it was anna or not..

Do you think if the Italians win USO will just go back to normal mixed doubles next year and everyone will pretend this never happened

>>150333070
Considering the attendance, attention, etc, I doubt it. Surely they're making decent money off this.

the annas won a game!!

other anna is a fat cow

>>150333070
they should keep this fuckabout exhibition shit during qualies week like it is now, after all it's not like the top players are doing anything else and as >>150333092 said it's clearly making money.
Just go back to having the proper mixed doubles competition as part of the actual tournament as well - there was never any reason to stop it.

If this meme doubles tournament is just two days they should have it on the weekend tbqh

have to be honest, I'm astounded by the attendance for this

let's go parks let's go
*plap* *plap*

I hope they don't glaze Iga/Casper too much it they win
>Muh Rudd finally won a slam
>Muh Iga has 7 now

smol anna and fat anna

>>150333362
I'm not. Sports fans love slop. Same as Club WC

>>150333362
If it's substantially cheaper than main draw maybe this is a way to watch top seed players at a discount. Also who knows if they distributed a bunch of comp tickets to make sure the stands were full.

>>150333363
Kek I get why you like Iga now

Looks like the real doubles specialists are going to win

I thought Igor was just a /sp/ memay

When they keep referring to Errani and Vavassori as the 'defending champions' it just reinforces what an absolute meme this tournament is. They aren't 'defending' this lol

>>150333418
>Also who knows if they distributed a bunch of comp tickets to make sure the stands were full.
Oh of that I'm absolutely certain.

>>150333363
Those tats are so ghetto. She's no Tyra.

anna :(

hope to see you next year..

She's preparing for me

corr 2 hours of rebecky being lewd and also winning

would not mind if iva withdrew and went to prepare for the uso instead

emmabros, is this our chance?

Imagine if Pood’s only slam was a mixed doubles win lmao

I do find it funny that a pair of ultimate clayrats made the final

>>150333635
>implying it counts

emma billions went down to mexico to fuck local boys, smoke skunk, and crash out huh. perfect warm-up for the us open

>>150333662
heh

For those who don't watch doubles (all of /sp/ and apparently the fucking commentators) the T serve is the best serve in doubles

>trans serve
sorry i don't understand

It's the Testosterone serve

Shitalians bootyblasting

monterrey has a real stadium? i thought it was just another dirt court tourney. guess laundering that drug money is actually modernizing the country

I'm shocked Jannik didn’t make a move on Cahill’s daughter cause she’s a baddie.

>>150333822
Rent free

>>150333951
Darren even liked the comments suggesting they date.

Suddenly, the clayrats are commencing a comeback

>>150334114
Now they are finished

>>150333951
>>150334051
To quote Nadal on that same issue: "I mean I am only 23, so... Give more some more time"

>>150333977
sometimes people simply make a joke without, you know, having issues with certain demographics

>>150334190
kek

listening to pink floyd with igor

Based Johnny Mac shitting on singles players not knowing anything about volleys

Oh my god stop with these faggy delays, I'm getting tired (posted 10 minutes ago when Vavasorri was getting steroids)

*ahem*
fuck errani

how is a mixed doubles expert with 8 grand slams mis-judging a fucking floater ball

if i'm anywhere near that ball and i suspect it might even dream of being a millimeter in, i'm killing it

GOATsper

Imagine being a known doubles specialist team and you lose to two singles players, I'd donate my rackets to Goodwill

Vavassori started shitting himself, I guess they are not used to this much people in the stands

Vavasorri more like Vavasorry
Errani more like Erratic

BOOOOO! HISSSSSSSS

>"I'm going to try and hit every ball in"
>hits it long

It's over the villains won

CAM ON EMMA MORAL VICTORY TIME

Is neverro the female Marty Fish? She’s always the favorite and always loses, making me money just like Marty used to do, fuckin miss that guy.

Pood
Peeatek

bruh

I never had any doubts

>>150331841 (OP)
Just

nice to see the doubles specialists win

How do we stop the Italian menace in tennis

Singles bros....we just LOST

cam on parks it's just 1 more game

>Ruud still slamless
Hahahahahahahah

>>150334999
Defund pickleball in the United States
Let the next league of American champions take over
Mostly so Andy Roddick doesn't have to be the last American man to ever win a slam

I was cool with this Mexico tournament but they just played Sweet Caroline over the PA. I am not cool with this anymore.

PHWOAAARR

kittington was right

he told all yall who would win

mental

even earlier ppl on /tennis/ were like

"who wins pegula swiatek match wins whole fing"

meanwhile im just sitting here finkin

UMMM HELLLOOO?

you all owe me many dollars imma finkin'

parks beats ******* today is a good day

>>150334322
jack draper especially waa fucking awfyl

Breeeeeh another chimp out imment

geez this bong commentator is figuratively running his tongue all over Parks here it's indecent frankly

>>150333949
corr

AGEN

shit the bed

>>150333623
LMAO why is she such a cunt

Sometimes I run my penis up and down my tennis racquet. Like right now..

Go parks good win
>checks notes
For the ranked 71 the 11

>>150333583
who?

bad nail color>>150333418

Rat sisters?

>>150333363
looks like that aphex twin video

windowlicker

check it out

it a good wun

>>150335149
yup noticed on all the 'foid sky sports streams that they dont put on main channel they have propa seedy weird commentators make all sorts innapropriate comments

being bizarre about iva jovic last time as well

and had a lisp

classic nonce

did anyone fink rude how iga and ruud talking to eachother all way through errani speech?

thats actually really weird behavior imo

worse than naomi osaka affair

why would you do thay

>>150331890
So you joined my thread after all
Kwab
Kek shittington

Navarro has been shit all year, watch her win the USO

emma navarro just doin classic f'oid trajectory of
come out of nowhere
top 10 for like 4 weeks

shit the bed

PHWOAAAAARR

alexandrova

tomjanovic

propa good wun diss

rampant SEX

emma billions is done. find a husband, start pumping out babies, enjoy your inheritance, and maybe your progeny can surpass your middling peak

>>150335329
wta player to poo in your mouth?

Alexandrova already in trouble. Upset night in Mexico maybe.

Maybe Linda can defend her title with all these upsets...

>>150335500
sorry, i don't understand the queen's english or whatever this is

I like how in WTA sometimes you can be a mid player and just show up against a top seed and pretty much just exist on your side of the court and sometimes that top seed players blows up and gives you the win for no reason.

really though that they'll finish at least some of the matches by the time i wake up
very amazing decision from me

>>150335782
I like how in anime sometimes you just can be Umaru and just show up against mid seasonal anime girls on /a/ and sometimes those girls blow up and give you a win for no reason

>>150335837
i feel like this would be really funny if i ever watched anime in my life

>>150335875
if you watch WTA you have watched anime. it's the same thing.

>>150335875
>cute girls
>everyone is a retard
Canadabro is right
You don't lose any money though

>>150335956
which anime is this

>>150335782
every sabalenka loss i ever seen

except literally blowing up with her screaming grunting gestoculating narcissistic bratty pouting just chucking the ball miles into the crowd throwing legs everywhere, "aaaAaAaAaaAAAAAH"

>>150335956
christ

what an aesthetic picture

masterful juxtaposition

you will be watching the aus open ball slave movie, right?
https://villagecinemas.com.au/movies/ballkids

ekaterina has electric eyes

like tundra wolf

>>150336196
o well it's a movie about ao ball slaves

>>150336216
:(
second from left is pretty

Rizzing up girls with Ausbro and Rusbro in 2005 while The Veronicas are playing in background~

>>150336178
>>150336196
the trailer is pretty nice and worth vpning to

>>150335191
Emma is obviously down, I wish was there to help her. With hug or my super wisdom or something. ((((((

Bruh what the FUCK y’all told me the mixed doubles final wasn’t till today

>>150336457
Me too!!!!! I thought they have one day off in between?

The culprit
>>150315174
>>150317726
Bloody benchod bastard fuck you sir

>>150336389
Is this the middle >>150336216 girl?

>>150336457
>Bruh what the FUCK y’all
Why are you talking like you're from fucking Tennessee, have some self respect

>>150336512
https://www.reddit.com/r/badlinguistics/comments/4nq885/actually_americans_still_have_the_original/

>>150336512
Pete say the word-
Because it gets (You)s.

>>150336457
Kwab
Tbh I do remember someone saying the sf/f were on Thursday tho.

>>150336501
to be fair, i don't remember flashscore showing the mixed matches yesterday
and it also rained everywhere, so uhmm, yeah, can't say i'm surprised

Eva Lys WILL win a slam someday

>>150336724
alright that's enough i'm going to bed

>Swiatek and Ruud
lmao the absolute state

>>150336724
Nah, never happen. She's simply not the right WTA phenotype. The slutty ones never win majors

>>150337367
confused_looking_martina_hingis.jpg

>>150336724
If by win a Slam you mean getting blacked then I hope so

>sramkova vs parks
team sramkova desu

wonder if emma was a virgin when she won us open

>>150337418
One exception does not break the general rule.
WTA major winners fall into these categories:

testosterone-fuelled giant (Serena, Sabalenka)

Eastern European mid-tier, possibly lesbian (Iga, Krejcikova, Kvitova)

marketable, attractive, injury-prone, but non-slutty (Rybakina, Raducanu, Sharapova)

BLM (Gauff, Osaka)

Or just Australian.

>>150337443
bec srams a cute!

>>150337443
I always jump on the the Rebeccy train because of you (I get off early though)

y'all

>>150337489
there was a moment where she was putting on her sleeve but they cut away
angered me very much!

Why /tennis/ has zero coverage of cute american itf junior players and so eastern euro centric
what if future emma there now.....

>>150337443
kek.

OK iva jovic is usaian.(but in my head she is in same team with penickovas and vendula)
but still only 1. I mean USA big country, lots of juniors

Did you guys bully the estonian bro off this board?

>>150337533
'member when sramkova beat mirra? what was all that about? who knows. anyway, i'd hand hold mirra until our hands were sweaty.

>>150337545
OMG emma!! Where from? How do you keep track of Emma stuff?

>>150337540
identical twin penickovas are american

>>150337557
wtf you joking? Aren't they are Slovak or Cezch?

>>150337468
>marketable, attractive, non-slutty
>Rybakina

>>150337545
I feel bad for him really. Got to be tough to be from one really obscure country, you're not anon anymore, everyone recognises you and remembers every dumb comment you ever made

>>150337563
i don't joke when it comes to the penickovas!!

>>150337550
Please don't post anything from that match, makes me angry....
(Another reason why I didn't jump on the train :()

>>150337571
She's not really very slutty in public, which is what I mean. God knows what any of them do in their private lives

>>150337574
frfr but mirra sexo...

>>150337545
he had a schizo breakdown a day or two ago

>>150337557
>>150337573
A pair of cute monkes.

>>150337584
Mirra sexo is always a good reason to post anything:3

Looking at that webm

Who I want to win the juniors title
1) Kristina
2) Jana
3) One of the three Germans
4) Hannah
5) Ksenia

>>150337572
He was legit, posted actual pictures from his ranch in estonia.

>>150337571
She's certainly attractive. Not sure how marketable she is though

>>150337635
I know, what I mean is though that every time an Estonia flag appeared we know that it's him. No one else has an Estonia flag. He's literally non-anonymous on an anon board. That's got to wear on a man eventually. I believe it explains his breakdown

>>150337635
this is a girl you can meet in your uni class or something idk, she works hard in class and takes lot of cute notes with highlighter and smiley faces etc and you look over at her notes and she would smile and ask you if you want to study with her if you are struggling in the class andyou go for coffee and she explains everything very well and says shyly you can sit with her in the class next time so she can help you understand what the professor is saying!! not listening to tiktoks in the back of tle class ignoring the teacher like some

>>150337658
I wish I had a meme flag I would be a beloved gimmickposter
cursed with the anonymity of the union flag

>>150337658
it was a troll from the start
some say it's eireanon on a proxy/holiday (he's done this before with Greece)

>>150337635
emma has a new hair
i wonder why

>>150337671
I dunno, I enjoy the freedom to say whatever stupid shit I want tbqh
>>150337678
Interesting. VPNs never work for me, so I'm forced to be honest. I even have a paid one and it still doesn't fucking work

>>150337660
!!!!! :) :) :)

>>150337630
haven't really been supporting ksenia lately but i'll go:
some random girl no one saw coming
kristina
jana
ksenia

>>150337678
Top tier trolling desu. He got fuckers to turn on the rat

>doubles specialists win US Open mixed title
kek, singles specialists blown the fuck out.

>>150337723
If he stays away I'll root for Emma again
I'm not hopeful though

>>150337736
we've seen male singles players can win male dubs tournaments at ease but i guess singles women are too retarded to know how to play dubs so womens doubles specialist is still a thing.

Imagine the sex

>>150337745
>at ease
cope. this isn't true

>>150337746
put her in high heels and i will daydream

>>150337695
>I dunno, I enjoy the freedom to say whatever stupid shit I want tbqh
actually true. with boris becoming a regular poster again, i feel like i can allow myself to post more out of character things and then just blame it on him (or the mythical third russian) if they turn out badly

Last big one I can remember was Federer/Wawrinka beating the Bryan bros at the Olympics

>>150337738
Boris won't let that last thread die. Rat posting has spread past Estonia

>>150337806
Shittington too sadly (not that I excpected otherwise, those 2 are practically the same)

>>150337799
Medvedev said that a match here or there can go either way but when a country has a legit top tier doubles team they'll use them in competition because it works. Mektic Pavic used to be an almost auto win for Croatia.

>>150337630
for me it's:
jana
kristina
hopefully someone new
mika / hannah
ksenia / stusex

>>150337806
/atp/ is still clinging on too

>>150337867
Not sure I like this picture. She looks cute in her tennis hat, but not wearing this bedsheet.

>>150337890
a lot of them look sexo in their tenny outfits but meh in other clothes

>>150337573
Cute. I can't recall the last time I laughed.

>>150337793
Kek I actually thought you were Boris

>>150337710
>0:05-0:06
on second thought, i'm moving her and stusex to the 4th place

>>150337793
I'd recognize it instantly friendo, so please behave!

>>150337793
I've definitely had some trouble differentiating between you two lately.

I kinda wish the Brit flags were separate. I just assume they're all English.

Post Emma Navarro nails and fingers

>>150337911
>>150337955
can't blame you, the ethiopian still isn't convinced
and to tell the truth, sometimes i myself can be tricked into thinking that we are one and the same
>>150337932
samesies <3
i've learnt to distinguish the americans more or less and only have troubles with the brits now (but might as well just give up on the idea)

>>150337955
>I kinda wish the Brit flags were separate. I just assume they're all English.
/sp/ overlords seem to only do that during the Euro football tournament. Been a while since they did though - I kind of liked having an English flag.

>>150337985
Also Bobs and Vagene

>>150337660
>listening to tiktoks in the back of tle class ignoring the teacher like some
You mean like Sabalenka, Badosa, Eva?

>>150337746
Who are they? Some arab churka and Slavic bimbo? Is that yatsremskaya?

donna nails erotic sexo

>>150337986
>i've learnt to distinguish the americans more or less
Really? How? Only the Elinafag stick out to me. Admittedly I don't bother to try and tell Americans and Brits apart.

i will be supporting Mika :) in the US Open Juniors tournament

>>150337955
It's just one schizo dude talking to himself. As a matter of fact /tennis/ is just two schizos with vpns.

>>150338035
well, the key words are 'more or less'
elinafag for sure is the most recognizable, but the 'can i kiss you?' and the anti-nonce anons have a slight pattern
jt and the 'homeless' too

it's still hard, but the brits are on a totally different level. i mean, there's at least 3 iva bongs, 4 juniors bongs and god knows how many emma bongs
their interests and posting styles intersect way too much

Me? I just have a thing for pretty girls, and prettyines comes in diverse colours, shapes and ethotes, but mostly for kinda bit shyish type(Emma N), but confidently barbie(Morgan R) or alpha leader(don't exist, maybe some women characters in fiction) make it too sometimes, but rare.

>>150338103
She so beautiful with that artificial light, but tired. She has a beautiful tired face, but I'm worried she looks tired. Maybe diet or jet lag or sleeping regime need to be changed. I wish I was near id help help!!!

Where form is that? Twitter of tournament?

>>150338103
Wow Emma not bad at bet! We with Emma would be a best doubles couple!

>>150338103
I can't believe she blew off dopiner for this.

>>150338103
Parks has a very long legs relative to body, especially thighs lengths, or is dress cut?

>3 replies for one webm
Boris please, she LOST that point and even the match

>>150338193
>bet
Net

>>150338246
>tfw no German GS
I would be in her cheer squad for sure

how do you pronounce "ksenia"?

for me its, "kuh-senya" (the "kuh" sounds is very short)

>>150338261
sen-i-a the k is silent

>>150338261
Just like you type it breh, Kse-ni-a

this name talk has me researching iva's name and i think her name roughly equivalates to "jo johnson"
hmmm

>>150338314
"jo"is equivalent to "iva"? that's bonkers

iva ivavic

>>150338314
Ivalea Jovicdottir

>>150338354
OMG I know this girl!!!!

>>150336501
That was me - they *were* played on Thursday unless you've moved country, the first semi started at midnight, which is y'know - Thursday here in Bongistan. Was Thursday in Russia too unless they've towed it into the middle of the Atlantic and nobody told me. There was no attempt to deceive on my part, maybe I was too autistically precise but at the risk of pointing out the obvious, you could have checked any of the numerous places online where the times were listed. Sorry and all that.

>>150338279
>>150338261
>https://youtu.be/bDAtYBoa0Uk?si=X-yM_UD0kVtVb5pt&t=25
yep, that's sounds right!

also lel, they've been torturing her since she was 3yo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhklDyG2tI

>>150338167
>>elinafag for sure is the most recognizable, but the 'can i kiss you?' and the anti-nonce anons have a slight pattern
>>jt and the 'homeless' too
>None of these are me
Nice. I'll stay anonymous

>>150337761
Kygs and Kokk
Rinky and Koobs
Probably others but who gives a shit about doubles when Australians aren't playing

>>150338062
I will be supporting Hannah :) I hope we aren't going to fight fren.

>>150338165
>As a matter of fact /tennis/ is just two schizos with vpns
This I can believe.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfTc0J7jfiw
heh

>>150338436
don't even know what tyra is doing she's still playing clay

>>150338436
For me its Tyra (USA) vs Ksenia (RUS)

>>150338354
pls don't post my wife in /tennis/

>>150338480
Your wife left Germany and went to Shitaly, that's not nice

This is what happens when you speak up against the establishment's narrative.

>>150338420
maybe some good natured ribbing :)

phwoar wouldn't mind some good natured rubbing

literally who can stop them

>>150338555
I will kneel if Mika wins, very rare for a junior to defend a slam

>>150338646
yes, well, yeah.

>>150338652
Hoping for more Eva thighs next week

>>150338622
>different halves of the draw
am actually excited for the monastir's final this time!

and tyra also

>>150338672
I'm still not gonna root for her with thtat flag and she chose being a whore

>>150338680
no that's fair. i'm waiting to see if she plays doubles with iva again otherwise there's really no reason to keep her in my stable.

I will stop the Kovackovas.

>>150338724
just alena will be fine

>>150338680
Wasn't she born in Italy? And has an Italian parent? Was ist das Problem?

>>150338416
By my count there were 23 or 24 teams in that draw composed of two singles specialists. Peep the QF

have you guys read the brenda fruity thread on TF:
https://www.tennisforum.com/threads/brenda-fruhvirtova-admits-break-from-the-tour-is-depression-anxiety-related-does-more-need-to-be-done-to-safeguard-minors-on-the-tour.1427561/

who do we blame in this situation? the parents for putting too much pressure on their daughters? social media? or could it be that fruity brenda is just not mentally cut out for elite level sport?

personally, i think its a little bit of each (i still think there is a chance that with maturity, brenda can adapt to the tour and fulfil her physical talents)

also, there's a rumour that brenda's "off court struggles" are the result of a messy breakup from jan '24, but thats just speculation

a) what is an 19yo czech girl doing being called brenda
b) at least she wasn't being sent off to swaziland to farm junior itf tournaments at 14

>>150338869
>a) what is an 19yo czech girl doing being called brenda
hahaha ikr
"your Nan's friend from the bingo hall that gives you hard boiled sweets" vibes

>>150338506
She should come to England.

kwab

>>150338949
Just needs time

>>150338949
Sad!

>>150338949
kwab

>>150338949
He'd been scheduled to play the mixed event with Naomi, if I'm not wrong? Genuinely think he lacked the fitness to even do that

>>150338949
Is that guy even playing tennis anymore?

>>150338853
too much reading

but i think it's brenda's individual problem more than anything else here
can't help but think about erika, who is probably going through something very similar right now
and poli kuders too, to some extent

having a more successful family member must be super hard. in tennis you can't escape nor distant yourself from it
overall, i think brenda did the right thing by taking a lengthy pause. hope it'll help her

>>150338853
I see the thread has the usual comments scoffing at anxiety and depression, no doubt made by people who shit their pants if they have to leave their gooncave for an hour and interact with somebody other than their mother/tendies provided.

in other news: vendula is almost top500 now!

>>150339308
kek one place behind original scribbles, what the hell happened to her

iva and ito soon!! it's still ugly outside but dont think it'll rain like yesterday

>>150337828
>>150337630
Pohankova will dab on all your little sluts

>>150339255
He doesn't want to. He'd rather play basketball and shill OnlyFans.

We're back Mackembros...

>>150339705
Oops wrong general

>>150339636
He called tennis the most boring sport in the world.

>rain delay again

:(

why are spainards like this?

>>150339945
Kek

extremely grim. there's nothing on radar either. it's just a damp day

I piss on Cleveland and the entire state of Ohio
(apart from Cincinnati anon obv)

>>150340037
Watch Emma vs Alycia replay or Emma/Maggie doubles

>>150340051
i'd rather kms. watching ito instead

been waiting on my bets since tuesday :( maybe i should cash out

>>150340060
Those were nice matches. Your lose.

>>150340043
kek

It looks like Jannik Sinner has made yet another miraculous recovery from his debilitating virus, almost as fast as his bout of sudden tonsillitis last year, almost as fast as his Elbow injury he suddenly got when losing to Dimitrov.

He must have a great immune system desu.

still raining but the sky got brighter!

ito bagel :)

>>150338853
wtf

how can you be depressed and be pro player

fuck off

most would kill for this

court jannies are giving it a go but it looks like it's still raining, unless it's reflections

still raining but a solitary janny is taking the water off so either he's as bored as we are or they've had some promising news

>>150340217
wish the stream worked on iva's court so we could see the progress there

>>150340230
Indeed. The pool of water at front right looks like it's still being hit by raindrops but as you say, could be reflections or a breeze rippling it I guess because the area they've cleared looks to be remaining dry.
lol no it's def still raining, some just got blown onto the camera - have to assume it's just drizzling and they're expecting it to clear up soonish

>>150340268
*front left, sorry I am deeply retarded

>>150340268
>>150340277
idk why that guy ignored it and let it run back over the court!

uh oh it got really dark again

>>150340322
epitomises the slapdash work I have come to expect from this tournament. I mean they're not as third world as the Chinese towel army but we're still dealing with second-rate jannies here

they have given up. rain is back

ito :(

the draw is all over the place here lol, Zakharova has had her semi place booked since yesterday when Lys withdrew, yet we still have three R16 matches to finish
at least if the afternoon gets rained off they can't do the same crap as yesterday and play the originally scheduled match for the night session because it's a QF between two of the suspended R16 winners lol

Igor is at least making the final

>>150340168
that's so dumb, it's like saying you can't be rich and depressed

Franimal going well against this burly Georgian shot putter

looks like R1 losses for all my favs :(

Ella :)

>>150340568
According to shittington money and status solves all you problems

>Emma - Lena projected round 3
Can they both make it that far?

Novak is finished

>>150340568
umm

you cant

if you have hobbies

>>150340610
umm

it does

if you have hobbies

>>150340635
Hopefully both out in R1.

Eala was just a flash in the pan, I fear

>>150340715
Easy 6-2 6-2 for Clara

>>150340734
Yep

>>150340648
>eala v clara
>ryba v a junior again
>potential iva - paolini rematch in r2
not a very exciting half des

sweet emma vs sweeter emma in the QF would feed billions

ito :)

>6-0 1-6 6-1

ito :)

me thinks the court jannies should be out shortly

>>150340715
tauson looks danish

>>150340804
Interesting analysis, Boris

>>150340804
What did he mean by this

>>150340656
tien to win a set is free money

>>150340744
how the fuck you read those tables so fast. my eyes get lost. maybe you can feed it to GPT and it gives you a 2500 character list of interesting meetings?
also are you the original best emma fan?

>>150340804
Bastard heathen Danes.

>>150340740
>not a very exciting half des
however! this part gives a slight chance for jonesy or bratfu to make it interesting

>>150340834
because i am only looking for like 5 names so i can skip the rest. i do have to skim it a few times.

>also are you the original best emma fan?

yes :)

>>150340859
I think I would like that

what are big and small sister loves notorious?

i've heard mirra and erika are not that friendly. mirra is much closer to kasatkina, and erika generally cold and quiet

kudermetovas sisters very close

peggy and beans are very close and friendly and best sisters and bffs forever! :3
>>>>> faggot admins banned me from uploading files, so this https://jumpshare.com/s/QSs4ocRLTXoJ47kcGXiA must've been attached to the post <<<<<


penickovas seem very friendly but didnt lurk

iva and mia... didnt lurk deep but seems not very close. probably big age difference(5+ years?) and the fact tennis careers reduced their time together during respective teen years?

badosa and jana idk

idk are there more sisters on tour i forgot about?

how close were williams? pliskovas? radwanska sisters were like 4/10 and 8/10 btw just googled

and brothers? murrays and zvereves seemed ok... anyway, brothers never have same bond as sisters, no worth discussing

>>150340864
How did you find her, Emma I mean? jan 2024 title?

*hides post*

sweet Emma is Raducanu
sour Emma is Navarro
sweeter Emma is Eala

right?

>>150340883
You'll get 1000 Boris resplies but yes

wish they'd put more than 1 court janny to work!

>>150340867
mia was nice enough to come to cleveland to watch iva :) and she practices with her so they are probably somewhat close

>>150340874
thought you meant alex emma, not sour emma

>>150339281
hmmmm >>150340168

>>150340883
Best, Sweet, Most Nice and Pretty, Kind and Beautiful, Righteous, Sourest, Bestest, Sweetest, Billionairest, Mouseset, Rattest, Mouthest, Eyesest, Earest, Nosest, All Around Throughout Beautiful and Cute - is Navarro

others just bleak in comparsion!!!

>>150340917
>Sourest, Billionairest, Mouseset, Rattest
I'll give you those ones but not the others

Absolute extraordinary break from Jonesy!

>>150340903
Kittington shat in a park and looked with glee at a dog eating his poop....

>>150340935
I don't think there are a negative connotation in eather of those words

he's going to win it without losing a set

the very sad sad sad sad fact: i dont think i'd notice emma irl.
was today on streets, many pretty women/ok women. emma - would be one of them maybe. but nothing more.

the eesti shilling in the late june made me notice her.
imagine if he didnt post her............... scary scenario

>>150340964
Emil will shock the world and Finnbro will return
(Both won't happen)

>>150340951
love the colours!

Speaking of where is the Finn?

>>150340999
Hasn't posted for a long time

some sign idk what it means https://jumpshare.com/s/7nUQbhVc3UrhH02HXq42

>>150341007
Shame. He was a good one. If ever Finland calls for aid...

>>150340962
in my culture "rats" are synonymous with disease, infestation and death. likening someone or something to a "rat" has purely negative connotations

Sex with Iga

>>150340991
The returns from her at 15-30 and 15-40 were so so good

...and then she probably gets broken again

>>150341022
you just posted a cute mama-rat from cartoon few days ago, she is not a bad character. that means in 2025 rats are good, cute, lovable and sympathetic now.

>>150341042
i see a handful of 5 set match opportunities

>>150341066
god

insufferable cunts

fuck em

fuck both of them

>>150341048
Shut up, boris. Post about men sometimes. Your unwillingness to ATP post will ruin /tennis/. Why aren't you posting about Russian men's tennis. Aslan is dying. Keep following your dick

>>150340849
god shes so fuggin ugly

where is her jaw

>>150341108
All women are bisexual, Karolina just needs the right man to make her straight again

is women's tennis the degen gooner's sport of choice to follow? or is it women's track & field?

>>150341084
Men don't interest me that much
What to discuss here? You don't bring a themes either. Sinner will win USO dropping about 0.4 sets per match, Alcaraz will not make a final with a 50% chance

>>150341147
In terms of /sp/, that would be t&f and women's football more than tennis.

>>150341150
I bring themes. Post MALE content. Post shit like this.

https://youtu.be/trKClgkiXFY?si=ozJfggeucnvYuvEy

what the FUCK the court was almost clear and it's raining again

>>150341197
look at her go!

>>150341160
womens football is certainly less popular than womens tennis on /sp/

i never got into t&f as tennis and football provide more waifus than i know what to do with!

>>150341178
kek this tournament started off brilliantly and its just been downhill ever since

I say as an oldest and the last vestige of the Cilic and prior days pls let's stop pretending junior coomer shit is tennis

Stop

>>150341197
:3

>>150341226
You probably watched Tsi - Bu and felt very very good afterwards, m*ids tennis is so much better, absolutely

god i wish women were real

>>150341178
It's a rolling disaster

>>150341244
Cope

eva had the right idea pulling out when she did

>>150339901
Boggles that people like him honestly

>>150341022
You see, when calling her "ratfu" people don't imply she is "of disease and death".
They imply her face looks "rat-ty" sometimes (at angles, with facial expressions), and since her face is cute/pretty, that means she is cute in rat way, or rat in cute way, or putting that simply, "a ratfu". It's said without malice.

(It's funny how my auto correct tries to turn "rat-ty" into "pretty" btw.)

>>150341321
i'm saying it with malice

>>150341066
Only Igor is Rafa’s kid (pee breaks and tossing the ball up unnecessarily)

>>150341336
No you just tease me

Hiding that webm yeah

>>150341354
which?

Boris pls write 20 lines on this

https://youtu.be/h8MAHQhKe7Q?si=0pWVu14_jQKy45Kh

>>150341350
its more of a "Emma >:|" than an "Emma :)"

>broken when serving for the match
Yeah Emerson is not a junior anymore

Emmo :)

One more :)

Jonesy :) wins

well done Jonesy!

Tereza also through :)

wonder what iva is doing rn

>>150341523
teri 'tova :)

thought she would give away her shirt and skirt too for a sec

okay, time for a 4th go at jannying the courts. we hit 5 times yesterday

>>150341457
>M
Mega jew?

>>150341588
>wearing a yarmulke when going to a tennis match

>>150341588
wow she specifically gave it to the jews. disgusting act, not a fan

>>150341588
Those Jews will sell them on ebay immediately. An opportunity for you coomers to buy some sweaty Emerson Jones kit.

>>150341680
Would actually pay a fortune for it

Volynets has just been taken to a third set by Amelia Horner (#532) lol

>>150341704
Our dear kittington dropped her as soon as she became shit, tells you very much about him as a person

>>150341719
ikr he'll do the same with Gracheva once her day in the sun has passed

>>150332701
Poop and smoke a joint

>>150341592
it's already raining again, they haven't even reached the net yet lol, this tournament is an utter gangfuck

>>150341759
Iva chose another tournament where she will get rained out... what are the odds :(

>>150341777
ikr she should do Monterrey next year, might be a shitter tourney but at least she'd get some matches

It's over for Honer but at least she left us with this

>>150341759
there's absolutely nothing on radar either so you cant really predict anything. it's just moisture off the lake

they may have to go install some lights on the outer courts so they can play on those too tonight...

>>150341877
she looks like korneeva aaaaand??

>>150341812
A cute

>>150341835
lovely

>>150341993
>R4 - Raducanu
please make it happen

>>150341835
do you think when its that deep its thongs 100%?

today i learned bouzkova and muchova are different people

i remember one of my first replies to emma, if not the firstest, was "wtf she is 24? she looks 30". about 2 month ago idk or in may. idk.

>>150342216
is it raducannus cousin or whomst
she looks canadian

>>150342299
>one of my first replies to emma post/emma pic

>>150342216
She needs Carlito's big spanish embutido.

>>150341993
>R2 Paolini
ouch, that's where it ends. Although, Paolini is a shining example of a midget winning, so maybe fellow midge Iva can win. After that, Rybakina the iva-killer will crush dreams once again.

>>150342299
i do too. it was "yuck!"

>>150342332
what pic/timestamp was it and why yuck?

>>150341339
Yep, this bitch is mid. Looking more like a dude as time passes by.

Igor abs and manpussy

Did Carlos do Emma?

>>150341066
Nauseating

>>150342176
I'm not convinced there's underwear at all there, either way she had a magnificent ass

getting ptsd whenever the sky darkens

>>150341911
yeah it's right on the waterfront isn't it? notoriously unpredictable for weather

.

>>150342421
there was very similar pic day ago in previous or pre-previos thread of someone i forogt, maybe sramkova, with same deep-buried shorts

>>150342329Hher major worry with Poolini is that she can negate one of Iva's main attributes, namely the ability to pull her opponent all over the court. Running around like a cunt is one of Poolini's specialities.

>>150342462
10000%++ agree

in perfect life, in beaitiful and bad, and also rich and super free, and live summers at north, so chillier and more sunlight, and live witners at south, so warmer and more sunlight
im a sunlight vampire (love sunlight, hate non-sunny waether; cloudly but well-lit is ok)

so realistically if iva gets to play her match at 3:30 and wins by 5pm and it gets dark around 8ish, can she realistically play the QF today

>>150341170
you can make 22 min of emma's best shots btw

speaking of aslan, idk.
idk how injuries/age fuck up the play flow in tennis, and why did he suddenly raise but didnt hold at top level for long

but if you look at this video alone then you can judge he could compete with top-10 comfortable with such level/shots/movement.
why dont most playser like "the best shots and plays of ______" not 3-5 points a set but 10-15? idk.
whats the difference between sinner(top-2), rune(top-12), moutet(top35-50), someone at 80-100 and someone at 140-160? shot accuracy alone? can you train it?
in tennis, seems like if you didnt make top-10 at age ~22(medvedev, zverev, rune, siner, alcaraz, big-4, so on), you wont make it later. like, if you are top-10 talent - you are seen at age 22-23. If you are not a top-10 talenlt, you WONT BECOME A TOP-10 TALENT later. you will be around your respective ranking your whole career - when you are 23, 26, 29, 32. Other young guy will come and take top-10 at 22, when you are 26. Other young guy will come and take yop-10 at 22, when you are 30. So on. idk idk

was it you who wrote than more box jumps wont help become a better tennis player?
but what would? why wont norrie or moutet just change died and train more, train harder, trey to shoot ball 5% faster and 10% more precisese? idk


if i were aslan what would i do? can't judge. never would understand what it means to be arpund top-0.001% of your field and the difference between top-0.001% and top-0.0015%


>>150341378
not my music, cant write anything. do not listen to such music

>>150342541
>im beaitiful and bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rpQ6XWdaiU

(she looks like sabatini and sean young in blade runner and ace ventura btw)

>>150342560
>why dont most players play like "the best shots and plays of ______" not 3-5 points a set but 10-15? idk.

>>150342519
i thought it's rybakina. then i thouhts its iga

>>150342606
kek

>>150341993
She's 17 you asshole.

moorgsingtons

>>150342659
Gosh, gorgeous feet *_*

>>150342674
Very sexy outift. Also her eyebrows look too massive

>>150342686
Should've done without shoes!!


>>150342710
What those lips feel like when kissing?
I don't like those type of looking like that woman, but morgs I like. If she was smy wife id be the best most caring and loving husband to her

luv moorgs

camera angle change is good right

just need an iva stream to work now.. still ominous skies but xinyu will probably start shortly on center court

>>150342631
I wouldn't let anybody in that video within 10 yards of my hypothetical kids. The guys with the phones look like some IP2 clowns who just got done smoking meth in an RV

xinyu so pretty. where is iva stream!!

>>150341835
>neuronactivation.jpg

fuck iva is live but there's no streams!!

>>150342631
>film yourself doing an assault
>post said assault to social media
>profit
what a fascinating dogshit reality we're living in

>>150341207
>>150342216
These sluts leave nothing to the imagination, they bend over and you could see their pussy from behind.

how can this happen. i wait 3 days and there's no streams. even xinyu's match stream keeps breaking when it had no issue during the delay

>>150342768
More like Igor boyfriend

nvm the guy in chat linked the potato cam one

cam on iva :)

>>150343140
Clothing like this should be reserved for 8s, 9s, and 10s, not 5s and 6s. Gross.

iva coming out of a 2 day rain delay and giving it her all :3 so cute

>>150343203
the main stream on fsl didn't work all day and primesport seem to have given up lol, I'd resorted to a blurry bookies stream anyway but at least I can full-screen this one

>>150343272
waiting on vk if they ever put it up. they finally put up center court's and they just have iva's as "coming soon"

>>150343259
very very nice! i was afraid it'll affect her negatively

yay Iva :3

looks like Iva's significant rain delay experience is paying dividends

marcinko :(

iva is making the final

no hidden bagel for iva :(

xinyu wins :)

2nd set iva :)

cute xinyu interview

Xinyu :)

NEW
>>150343527
>>150343527
>>150343527
>>150343527
>>150343527

>>150341951
very cute pic

who is he

brother?

>>150342659
genuinely dont understand what moorgs does

like shes not a great vlogger

what else she known for

fritz gf

then doing bizarre events for like f1 once in blue moon even though she know nuffink bout it

bogglin inbit

hate f1

saw a paige video once

as much as i dont like vapidity
she is actually a better vlogger than moorgs

also

moorgs on antidepressant?

makes no sense

she rich
she in magazine
she travel
she has bf

abd then fakes mental illness

very ungrateful imo

>>150342768
i actually wna see ruud cheaton his wife for iga

would be really funny

they actually do seen to get on based on their taljs during doubles

they were atleast engaged with each other enough to chat all way through errani speech

very rude no pun intended

still not entirely clear extent of igas lesbianity or she just very autistic and hetero

eithwr way

ruud and iga are both so fucking bland they suit each other

helikes his shit basic white male norgay dance music

she likes shit basic le cultural white woman boomer music

juat unbegattable

>>150341894
cute penices