Thread 150333697

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PRRRRTTTTT
>POODRES

DOYAS

>>150333697 (OP)
BASADO MIJO

>RISP
What have you infected us with doyers

the cubs have the biggest racial disparity between irl (white) and online (brown)

Nice garbage time homer

TEO

'stros

twinkie bros… i don’t feel so good

Doyers

Stankeedoo 'em!

Is this /nu/ tho?

Yankees fans seethe

HAHAHAHAHA
s t i n k e e s

>>150333697 (OP)
'stros

Yankees.

>>150333756
Are you the same Yankees AI poster this whole time? Why did the filename format change?

STANKEKKIES

SHAW SLAP!!!

>>150333733
>>150333739
BASED BASED BASED

27 FUCKING RINGS

SHAW SLAP!!!!
CMON!
LETS GO

Ohtani is finished as a pitcher. The TWP dream is dead, no one survives two tommy johns.

Wankees

lolstankees

>>150333697 (OP)
Angels

The super mega bullpen will handle this.

Stankeedoo ‘em!

Bednar shat the bed
What a bum

>doubting
It’s not like we’re gonna see Pete Fairbanks guys…calm down.

can we just end the season after august? i don't want to wath my DOGSHIT DOGDERS any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice one Kooch

>welp
>at least we had a perfect game after six
>that's almost as good as a win, right?

Oh no…it’s Pete

>>150333778
>no one survives two tommy johns
wrong

>>150333827
doyer legend Nathan Eovaldi

>williams in the pen
gg Rays

what was that get that got you autobanned? jim profit or something?

Why doesn’t anyone boo peein crap

god damn marte is on fire

Aaaaaaaaaamazing

>>150333837
The doggiedoos get got banned?
>>150333333

FAGGOT MIKE FUCKS YA

FAGGOT MIKE

>>150333827
didnt verlander have two?

oh hell no

PELLA COÑO PARA ESO DELINQUENTE

Attaboy d'Arnaud

You think an ump has ever gotten mad at a player who starts walking to first before he calls ball 4 so then he changes his mind and calls it a strike?

STANTONIAN
>>150333764
Different engines.

come on come on

KEEP LAUGHING YOU FAGGOTS. I TOLD YOU WE WERE GONNA OUTSLUG YOU IN EXTRAS TOP FUCKING KEK. YOU CAN'T BEAT THE YANKEES. WE. ARE. NEVER. LOSING. EVER. AGAIN

THERE IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's

Noelvi Marte just keeps on hitting bros. He's only 23 years old.

>>150333869
No only one, when he was 39 and had already posted HoF numbers

Come on Angels…. Do your job

KEEP LAUGHING. YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN

shithitler should be mad

>/mlb/ loses again
Grim + blow gays kek

>>150333889
Stay based.

El Cajon Padres!

can the Mets turn it around over the next 5 weeks?

>>150333802
Don't get used to being right

Hey Reds stop hitting our guys

WINNING PITCHER BASED BEDNAR

KEEP THINKING YOU CAN PITCH TO BASED STANTON

WHO'S #65 ON THE DODGERS?

>>150333937
WE HAVE 28 RINGS AFTER OCTOBER FOR A REASON. YOU CAN'T BEAT NEW YORK. WE OWN YOU. EVERY POP UP IS A HOMER TOP FUCKING KEK

cubes putting an end to the brew crew's juju?

>>150333936
I want to believe. But we also need the Reds and/or the Phillies to hit a slump. More so the Reds so we can atleast secure the wild card. Insane how we were at one point the best team to now having to worry about being knocked out by the Reds of all teams.

Why is there a huge McDonald's logo in the middle outfield of Petco Park?

>>150333983
where else do you think they get all that meat?

>>150333975
The Reds aren't a bad team

*gulp*

LOOK HOW QUIET IT IS SINCE THE YANKEES TOOK THE LEAD. YOU FINALLY GET IT THAT WE'RE NEVER LOSING EVER AGAIN

>>150333967
brewcrew rue cube's new juju

>>150333946
https://www.mlb.com/player/paul-gervase-801434

>>150333998
Shut the fuck up

Bros, Pete is titled.

Despite spending $220,981,656 more than the Reds in payroll this year, if Cincy hangs on and beats the Angels they'll be tied for the final wild card spot.

>>150334019
Rude

Damn, Cabby.
>>150333930
Go Yankees.

>>150334007
You’re hired

>>150334035
Please come to our concert

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

>>150334061
>>150334045
>>150333983
>>150333934

I just noticed there's a dodger game going on. Why are all their fans so quiet right now?

>>150334061
You were banished after the asstros gaped you on holotroon night, why did you return?

MONCADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150333998
So what are you trying to say? The Mets are worse them the Reds? You don’t know ball. You have no feel.

Roup ded :(

>>150334080
this game feels like valium

Toronto turned into shit, huh? Lmao.

[W]
Nailbiter!
gg brewers

>>150334096
Saying
>the Reds of all teams
as if they're some shit team. They're not bad.

fml

>>150334072
kek it do be like that

>>150334117
fma

Many are saying this

erds kinda gotta call up sal stewart, right? he's mashing in aaa and they need offense. is there something i'm not getting there?

It really is Devin Williams' wild ride

>>150334097
fugg, it's the leg other than the one that got hit

>9.00 ERA Peralta
Rockies determined to make this stressful

twinkies are toast ;_;

>>150334113
Didn't even get hurt by that, his knee buckled trying to make the play

the Rockies are 31 games back in the WC race, how soon before they get eliminated?

Yankees gonna blow it

>pigroach taken out of the lineup
kek

>>150334135
Stop worrying.

>>150334135
Cashman gotta get rid of him

>>150334158
There's like 40 games left, so next week probably

>>150334163
It's like you enjoy being retarded

>>150334140
you can't possibly feel stressed watching the Rockies by this point in the season

cubes may have killed that witch doctor juju the brewers have been playing with. that's a game this brewers team wins 10 times outta 10 when the magic was alive.

>>150334175
Cashman is God

I really hate our closers bro. Fuck the rangers.

here’s how the twins can still win

How the fuck did the Rags come back?!

>>150334096
Right now the Reds have become a very strong team. If they get rid if McLain and get someone who can actually hit they'll be pretty dangerous. Their best pitcher isn't throwing their arm out either.

CUB-ABOARD-EM!

What happened to today ohtani T___T

Is /mlb/ for or against robot umps? I hate these fags like you wouldn't believe, but I think we'll all miss them if they get replaced.

SAVE US LUKE

Baseball is such a gay sport. You can lead for 8 innings and then just have it slip away at the end because some schmuck in your bullpen throws like one bad pitch. I don't know why anyone watches this sport or why anyone woudl cheer for any team fuck this fuck you FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>they even pulled ohtani from the hitting lineup
its over...

>>150333713
Fuwawa hates the doyers

the discord is mostly doyerpacos i see

>>150334254
Exactly what a beta without 27 rings would say

>>150333753
>alejandro seething
KEK

I'm back from my nap, what happened?

DEVIN WILLIAMS BENDS BUT DOES NOT BREAK

Yankees stay hot

>>150334265
I've got the same number that you do (0)

>>150334193
You pick up goals and narratives as you go along. I would love to split this series, I'd love to avoid the worst record of all time, I would like 8.00 struggling pitchers to get their first well deserved W.

>>150334241
they're not getting replaced no matter what. we'd have already had umpire strikes if there was a chance of that. it's just the final say on balls and strikes that will be taken out of their hands.

HIGH LEV DEV

SPIT IN THESE NIGGAS ASS

THEY DISRESPECTED YOU

THEY DOUBTED YOU

START SPREADING THE NEWS BITCHES

>>150334238
hit by pitch, knee exploded

>>150334241
For and against. The fun of baseball is in the human element, even if it's incredibly infuriating.

rockies are absolutely cockin em

TOP FUCKING KEK. YOU CAN'T EVEN SCORE OFF DEVIN WILLIAMS. JUST CANCEL THE SEASON. WE OWN YOU AND ARE NEVER LOSING EVER AGAIN

>doggie doos
PRRRRT

>losing to the rockies
KEK

Alright, which one of you did this?

it's joever

2ND AND 3RD NOBODY OUT AND YOU CAN'T SCORE LOLOLOLOLOL

JUST GIVE US RING 28. GO HOME.

>getting BTFO by the fucking rockies
LMAO

>>150334279
that's fair. I remember what it felt like following teams during lost seasons and how outwardly meaningless games felt like playoff games.

Gg rays
Fuck this bullpen
I’m thinking >we ain’t getting nowhere with those bums

>>150334297
the rockies are the best team in baseball since the break
only 2 lost series

Jesus fucking Christ. gg Rays, we don't play each other for the rest of the season, but you still have to pay rent plus tip. Cabby doesn't count. Williams still needs to shave.
>>150334045
No.

>>150334305
KEK!

Ohtani has done something no other pitcher and hitter has done since 1942, giving up 5 runs in 4 innings and then being replaced by a rookie

Why can’t the Dodgers take advantage of the weaker teams in their division like the based Yankees?

>>150334241
There are nu-baseballs fans who hate this kinda thing, and there are old-schoolers who appreciate the human element.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUy4_xA8OdE

>>150334326
funny because the doggie doos have only won 2 series

>>150334329
The fuck you scared for? We're about to 4 game sweep Boston like 2006

>>150334326
cope doyerpaco kek

>>150334335
need more qualifiers, like "on a tuesday" or "when the temperature is under 70"

>>150334241
I will be there smiling when all umps are forced to face a wall >:)

>>150334349
They're not built like us. CashGOD reinforced the pen for situations like these; they see it as a weakness, while I see it as an option.

>>150334223
They are not better than the Reds

>>150334354
I'm a rockies fan

>>150334343
>the way he called ball 2 before the pitcher even released the ball

>>150334335
>>150334355
yesterday he became the fastest MLB player to 120 runs since Ted Williams in 1949. He giveth and he taketh away.

>>150334387
nobody cares, it's meaningless

>>150334391
astute

>>150334376
he limping like a dog with a gunshot wound

>>150334391
>>150334397
why are you here

>Neto hurt
It's even more over than it already was god damn

>>150334391
nothing is meaningless

>twinkies are 10 games under .500
i can’t take this anymore

>>150334370
You don't understand how beta boston is. They can't hit for shit with RISP. We have the greatest 1-2 punch since Ruth and Gehrig. One massive homer by anyone in this lineup and the game is over

>>150334406
based metanihilist

>>150334406
and yet, you exist

>>150334404
>NOOOOO DON"T TALK BAD ABOUT MY SENPAI GOAT BILLIONAIRE CRIMINAL
he's not gonna suck your dick

>>150334387
>ted williams

oh so he's overrated just like ringless teddy top kek

>>150334407
why? They need a tune-up and a brand new season to play; it's been over for a while now

God I need cock in my ass, I need migrants dickin my jew york bussy down and pozzin my neghole!

ANGELS KEK

>>150334241
i liked what i saw in spring training. let players challenge. watch them look like idiots when they're wrong -or- watch the up squirm after they're overturned. it was fast enough to not disrupt the game (like tennis), which alleviates my only real concern, as play reviews take too fucking long in every sport

>>150334426
if you don't have an actual answer, why bother edgelord?
>>150334431
perfectly fine company to keep

>>150334349
It's the Boone era Yankees, but I am optimistic facing the period sox. It's not the 2000s anymore thoughever.
>>150334370
I was wondering when Doval would come in.

>>150334305
brought to you by draft kings!

My Angels are so fucking incompetent

>>150334441
cope and seethe

>28-4

get your trashcans ready cora. You're gonna need them with RISP

nothing matters... except this ball game! doyers are losing!

>>150334451
peak reddit

I love being raped by migrants and having my rights violated

>doing the faggot dance when down by 8
KEKINI

My Jintsies on the board :/

>>150334449
Agreed. I like how it went fast and was conclusive like the tennis challenge system. Makes too much sense for it not to be the system starting next season.

>>150334453
Boone has Judge, Stanton, Grisham...everyone in this lineup can hit a pop up for a home run to the moon. We got this sweep in the bag

>>150334474
>>150334462

NOT SO FAST ROCKIES

>>150334451
based discordian

Boone fucks my bussy raw and pozzes my neghole so well

>>150334480
upvoted

gg Rox
see you tomorrow

ROX WINN

gg doyers

haha good series, rockies

Well at least this shitshow is over. Dodgers deserve this loss since they are playing like shit

Pls pound my femboy bussy uwu im a New York City faggot and I love my Stankee's

what a weird inning

>>150334376
They’re idiots
Why don’t they shut him down (pitching)

>>150334320
Right, your expectations adjust and you cheer for smaller things. Nice thing about the Rockies is "Split a series" is a genuine goal. It's still much more fun to be in a playoff race, of course, but you don't wallow in abject misery for 150 games or whatever.

are you ready for ROCKTOBER?

your ancestors fled your country because it was a failure

>>150334519
because He's been mostly dominate except for a few glitchy moments

>>150334508
We got one more game

rockies will finish with a better record than the giants

Thoughts?

https://youtu.be/_uZgymrqzvs

Mmmm pound me harder daddy

doggie doos kek

gonna be honest, i turned off dodger's "baseball" in the 6th when it was clear they were just taking the night off as fucking usual. been watching women's tennis instead, because at least they actually hit the fucking ball
>>freestreams-live.su/tennis-channel-4/

>>150334531
huh true. i thought 3

>>150334522
being in the mix is a lot more stressful but we'd all take it over the relative comfiness of lower stakes.

Thread getting steamy
https://youtu.be/oRAuQM3pl-Y

>>150334568
That music video to this day makes me goon.

gnats lelmao

>reds are the only non-brown team playing
lets go wincinatti!

>>150334574
maybe click on it and you might change your tune

>>150334588
This is why they can’t win

>>150334551
i realize this might be perceived as being off-topic, but rest assured i have the picture-in-pictures angels game on

…to the Rockies, again! Lmaooooo

Doyers need to channel anime in a new way

Redangelsbros, we MUST work together to force the Mets out of the playoffs.

>>150334606
I haven't gotten back into women's tennis since Martina Hingis fell off

>doyers might lose a series to the rockies
uhhhhh, ok then

>>150334617
Angel bros, this is your chance to prove yourself. Beat the Reds.

>>150334649
kersh pitches tomorrow
easy dodger dub

>>150334536
Giant waste of money

>>150334617
Only oldcums from April remember Metsgels

>>150334661
don't be so certain. anyone can get lit up in Coors if their command is off, especially if you don't have good velo like the way Kershaw is now.

>>150334675
only ancientcums go back to the faggotners days

>>150334661
Kershaw has done really bad at Coors lately

>>150334625
i respect this jumping off point. did you ever watch her when she came back and did mixed doubles for a few years? she got sexier! unprecedented late-career glow-up

browns around the world come to watch they doyers

Sorry i'm late but the cubs won that game and you FRICKING KNOW IT

matt shaw might be my favorite player

Fucking great. Another shitty soft tossing lefty with a terrible fastball just rolling through the Giants lineup like he is a Cy Young winner.

Why can't the Giants hit fastballs? Why can't anyone on this Fucking team hit against lefties? These aren't even good Fucking pitchers!

>>150334729
and gg brewers cya tmrw

>doyturds lost to the rockies AGAIN
>it wasnt even close this time

imagine losing to the rockies kek

>>150334684
>>150334700
sorry, I shouldn't have tried to contribute

imagine not being the 2024 world champions

>>150334737
Rockin'!

Who in the!? Who in the FUCK is JP Sears?

>>150334748
ok, i'm imagining it. now what?

Score some runs Redlegs

Only have pro sport teams you have are in

Nice game for Kikuchi

kek doyerpacos

>>150334706
nah, I've basically been a tennis casual my whole life. I only watch the major tournaments when a really good player is in dominate form. I was partially aware of her maturation but don't remember what I was more into at the time.

Lets fucking Detmers

>>150334835
*Let's fucking go

TEO BUNT SINGLE

>>150334625
>>150334706
Hingis and Holger Rune resemble each other.

>>150334747
nothing to apologize for. Coors is a really weird stadium. Kershaw sucked there for years before figuring out how to pitch well there. Now that he's old, there's less certainty. Hell, the Dodgers were expected to have a friendly scoring opportunity tonight and we saw how that played out.

>>150334851
ah damn nevermind

wuh oh

>>150334852
I see it even though I'm unfamiliar with him

TEO SAYS FUCK IT ILL JUST HIT A DOUBLE INSTEAD

doyerpacos finna lose the series to the rockies kek

Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids?

Time to not be a useless piece of shit Gifo

>still too afraid to post it
lol

Why are there so many white people at Padre games when they play 12 miles from the Mexican border?

well

GIFO GETS IT DONE
HALOS TAKE THE LEAD

Anaels are it!

>>150334912
Who is that?

How does it feel knowing that America's team are finally heading back to the playoffs?

>>150334747
Oh I'm just making conversation, I don't expect people to randomly know all the pitchers Coors murders. You're good.

>>150334928
Tommy La Stella. Former Cub and angel, among others

Cubes

>>150334747
Fucking FAGGOT don’t ever reply to me again I’ll fucking rape you

>>150334955
sorry sir

might be gg

bases loaded for Moncada

>>150334969
Well at least the mets lost today too. So we're still in the chase.

Angels score

Mets survive another day

>>150334969
I wouldn't be so sure, Jansen is unavailable and they already used Detmers and everyone else in the Angels bullpen sucks

>>150334890
>Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids?
Russians and finns

Just cancel the sux/yankees series. we have it in the bag

>>150334942
Ready to get swept? It's 2011 and 1978 all over again for you

Adell getting beat up tonight

No broken wrist for Neto, so that's good.

>>150334944
crazy the rockies have such a bad record with a ground that murders visiting pitchers

>>150335063
Thats reeeaaaal fucking Neto!

The Cubs are better than the Brewers. It's not up for debate

>>150335071
It also murders their own pitchers and they play way more games there

>>150335071
Yea it also murders their pitchers too 81 games a year thougheverbethyname

>>150335071
Rockies pitchers are even worse tho
And they can't hit

>>150335088
>>150335096
>>150335111
hmmm they should get that looked at

>>150335071
you should take a look at their hitters' home and away splits, it's not just their pitchers who struggle because of Coors

>>150335007
>Russians and finns
Which Finns specifically?

>mariners_suicide.png
fuck me what a shit road trip
thank the lord houston was just as shit

>>150335111
>uh yea they can’t hit hehe sigh ugh

Mike Shildt eating so much Crow right now, love O'Hearny just dabbing on that boomer fuck and ground out Arraez. START HIM EVERYDAY.

That scared the fuck out of me

>>150335124
how long do I need to watch baybaw to become a statsperg?

>>150335041
>Adell getting beat up tonight
He won't go.

>>150335071
>>150335124
altitude significantly changes the trajectory of a baseball, both pitching and hitting. baseball was meant to be played at sea level tbqh

>>150335141
About tree fitty should do it

anGGels

>>150335137
>1 GB

Metsgels won that game

>>150335150
size of the outfield also leads to more hits just from fielders not being able to cover everything

>>150335164
how does it feel kek

>>150335141
these days one season will be enough
every broadcast is flooded with advanced stats
i like to look at baseballsavant.com sometimes, it's got some cool info

For the first time in like 6 years my Angels have won a game against the Reds.

GG Reds, not the greatest game from my halos but they managed to avoid the sweep.

>>150335150
oh wow its higher altitude than Johannesburg
In rugby travelling to altitude is all about adjusting to the lower oxygen levels, must be hard for the players seeing the hectic baseball schedule doesn't allow for any acclimatising time

This is a sign from that the Mets WILL make it to the playoffs

>>150335175
you're right but there's no other option at 5200'. if you had a typical MLB size outfield there would be 7 home runs a game. gotta have deep ass center and power alleys
that's why SLC should not get a team. we don't need another meme altitude stadium

>>150335141
You don't have to be a statsperg to enjoy baseball but if its something that seems appealing to you, you can do it literally whenever. People that have been watching baseball their entire lives are still learning new things about the game. I like it, it's added depth to my enjoyment of the sport

>>150335141
>how long do I need to watch baybaw to become a statsperg?
Are you a student of the game?

>>150335201
is that fucking heroclix? what a throwback

>>150335198
Denver has the strongest home field advantage across all 4 major US sports. Same reason Mexico never loses at home in soccer. Their stadium is like 7200'/2100M

>>150335217
nah im a cricketfag
stat usage is very low in cricket

>>150335168
>Metsgels
Go Mets? Go Angels? Metsgels?

>>150335201
Took 161 games last season. I’m not worried yet.

>>150335141
Baseball is the chosen sport of stats & mathematics autists. Giant sample sizes relative to other sports. A million ways to analyze and evaluate data.

>>150335182
GG Angels. We just really want to catch the Mets since we haven't been in the playoffs since forever.

>>150335120
the tl, dr version is pitchers struggle because off speed stuff doesn't break the same way at that altitude as it does at sea level. the now use a humidor to suck excess moisture out of the balls to mitigate the worst effects. hitters also struggle to adjust to hitting again at sea level after leaving there. the owner has a background in the mining industry and has a reputation for being too hands on and they never seem to stick with a long-term plan to address their inherent challenges to be consistently competitive. They draw better than average attendance and that seems to be enough for him.

>>150335245
A million ways to analyze and evaluate data and it's still the most random ass sport.

business idea: dig a 5000 foot hole in denver and put Coors at the bottom of it

>>150335263
Baseball gods decide and we just witness

>>150335245
too many moving parts in other sports, pitcher batter interactions are way more isolated and easy to gather data. baseball fielding metrics are shit in comparing to pitching and batting, but even that is better than like anything else in other sports except maybe free throws or some shit

>>150335253
i assume thats because balls need air resistance to be able to curve and lower air resistance at high alts
so then I must also assume its easier to pitch faster at altitude? less air to push the ball through (i understand its potentially a very small difference in velo)

>>150335280
They tried that with their last stadium. It was about 1100 feet below ground. It was a logistics nightmare getting everyone in and out of the stadium. The big ass freight elevators kept breaking and people would have to take the stairs back to street level

>>150335290
I agree fielding metrics are shit. They often contradict the eye test.

>>150335248
I have a fondness for the Reds. I'm rooting for you guys

>>150335141
stats are awesome there are so many and I can always use them to fit my preconceived notions and affirm my eye test

>>150335294
I've never heard of velo spikes in Colorado. I do know only one no-hitter has ever been tossed there unless another one happened in recent years I somehow forgot about.

>>150335298
for me it was using the climbing rope to get back to the streets

>>150335320
Now this is how you baybaw

>>150335336
tried that once and never again. even with the 65 degree angle walls it burned your arms out after a couple hundred feet

>Brewers are L3
and so it begins

>>150335294
no velocity changes but the ball just doesn't break as sharply. pitches are easier to hit and they carry farther

>>150335248
Let’s all go ahead and bump blue or brown pacos out of the playoffs instead

>>150335346
ninja warrior was fun to watch to see all the freaks that developed the muscles needed to do that kind of shit.

>>150335294
it's less dense AND drier air, a deadly combo for wanting a seamed ball to spin at a certain rate

>>150335375
do pitchers that throw without a lot of spin perform more consistently at coors?

>>150335325
>only one no hitter
i was visiting my brother in fort collins a few years ago. we went to a game where german marquez took a no hitter into the 9th. first pitch of the 9th was a single tho. still super exciting

>>150335225
Yea. What a joke it is now. Glad I’ve switched to MCP and 40k for quality models

>>150335391
lance brodzowski could probably tell us but i doubt he lurks

>>150335391
I don't think so, spin matters even with hard shit like fastballs and sinkers

>>150335391
do pitchers with less spin make the major leagues anymore? spin rate is one of the key scouting metrics

would be dope if the rockies found a few knuckleballers and reinvented baseball lol

>>150335410
knuckleballs would do less in the air there as well but I get your point

>>150335403
wow, looks like somebody really did look into it a few years ago

>discord not showing it's face around the genny
curious

>sportsbet fag harassing a mariner
>tell him they hope he gets his head blown off in Philly
total betfag annihilation

>>150335410
Knuckleballers are a dying breed due to statsball.

>>150335434
fastcitateing

poppin by from the dicksword to say FUCK /mlb/!!

>>150335463

kids today will never know prime dickey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZFBW48StAg

>>150335396
Marquez is another one of those guys the Rockies end up with that show glimpses of really tantalizing stuff before they mostly end up being thought of as league average arms. I felt that way with Ubaldo, De LaRosa, Senzatella and other guys I can't quite remember right now.

sweet death

gg madres

how would you even go about being the rockies GM. sign a bunch of ground ball pitchers?

GG Jints, see you for the series win tomorrow :3

>>150335490
but why can't they hit it???

>>150335463
it all ebbs and flows, I really doubt we've seen the last of the knuckleballer. all it takes is one

>>150335493
Gomber
jokes aside Kyle Freeland looked promising once

>>150335465
I know I'm the only faggot here who's never had a fb account, been on plebbit, or been in a dicksword group. you're all technically on my site.

>>150335493
didn't Jon Gray put it together for one season? Or maybe like half of a season

>>150335504

if you've ever tried to catch a legit one you'd understand. my uncle threw one in juco and even 10+ years after the fact that thing was fucking uncatchable, the thought of swinging a bat at it makes me puke

>>150335496
what about those guys who pitch from really low angles?

>>150335529
But it looks so easy to hit on tape.

>>150334529
>4.65 ERA
>1.30 WHIP
>mostly dominate
KEK you guys tell yourselves a lot of lies to cope

>>150335490
Time was ago

>>150335514
He was a local kid who was a top arm nationally who was an elite gb pitcher. They hoped he would be able to ground the staff.
>>150335523
think he flashed but not quite as much as Freeland. they were both 1st round picks. Gray more highly touted. I think guys just burn out/ become demoralized pitching there after a while.

>>150335545

exactly. your eye looks for natural spin and movement so its absence makes your brain think a frame skipped in real life

>>150335545
It's fucking impossible to hit
Even a mid knuckleball moves unlike any other pitch

>>150334890
Alejandro, is that you?

>>150335531
They induce a lot of ground balls so your head is where mine is but they also top out in the mid 80s, feels like that's a dangerous game in Colorado

>>150335547
kek post the numbers before that last inning he pitched, midwit

>>150335585
>change the parameters
KWAB

>>150335570
>>150335571
well if the stats nerds are so keen on spin and velo why haven't other stats nerds just noticed it's useful to have a knuckleballer around? is it just rare to have guys that can throw it or has it been beaten out of them?

>>150335601
>>150335591
sameposter seething at the goat

>>150335591
The Taijuan Walker gambit…

>>150335562
damn, 2.85 era in 2018 and 2.40 at HOME. That's insane.

>check /mlb/
>no schizoposting
>anons actually talking ball
what the FUCK is going on here

>>150335576
my (lack of) thinking was that all pitches drop more in the altitude so something with a more upwards trajectory will feel like its holding its height more
but I didnt realise they dont pitch that fast, I used to be able to absolutely bullet a cricket ball sidearm but it felt much more risky for my arm/elbow
wouldn't a normal fastball grip lead to some topspin if youre pitching from a low angle? since your wrist is above the ball instead of below it

still giggling about that walk off walk

>>150335615
>get the troublemakers banned
>genny gets cleaned up
chikaner was the good guy all along

>>150335601
the parameters included a "few glitchy moments" which you chose to ignore so you could craft a misleading argument midwit

>>150334529
le era is....le worse from his bad starts?

>>150335602
no one throws a knuckleball anymore
everything in youth baseball through college is about velocity and sliders
hardly anyone has a good curveball or change anymore

>>150335619
>walk off walk

>>150335463
Kunckleballers are a dying breed because nobody can fucking catch it
if runners couldn't advance it might be viable, or if someone had a gimmick where they only used it with nobody on base

>>150335621
>banning psychogang and the boys
kekini

>>150335621
Nice samefagging, Alejandro

>I called him a midwit again
>that means I win

>>150335602

> is it just rare to have guys that can throw it or has it been beaten out of them?

both. most kids who end up as pitchers on travel teams or in college are velo freaks whose dads, coaches, and insanely expensive private coaches wouldn't dream of fucking up their routines by teaching them a "forgotten" pitch. i'd imagine kids who learn it somehow in other countries are probably discouraged once they get signed as well, probably because it's damn near impossible to teach/coach

>>150335614
yeah, you got to feel bad for the Rockies but especially for the guys that have to pitch there too often.

>>150335630
why are the angels looking at the mariners so fondly?

the discord's afraid to post it
a few of their members got hit with 30 day bans

>>150335647
Mariners are the loveable losers of MLB

>>150335621
this. he called out the brown gay discord and they'll seethe eternally and derail the thread showing their true colors and not giving a shit about baseball

>>150335648
No one cares. Alejandro

alejandro on the seethe

>>150335648
no, if anything, they ran out of money for 4chan passes lmao

>>150335645
That reminds me, Abbot is a pretty unusual pitcher isn't he? His numbers are on the lower side of things aren't they?

I like it when newcums come in here and are so impressed with our coordination that they think there's some discord. Other than the padres cord of course

reminder: conversations arent a battle. there doesn't need to be a clear winner and loser

how did a jeet convince you retards to spam obviously fake dox

>>get the troublemakers banned
>>genny gets cleaned up
>chikaner was the good guy all along
>this. he called out the brown gay discord and they'll seethe eternally and derail the thread showing their true colors and not giving a shit about baseball
>the discord's afraid to post it
a few of their members got hit with 30 day bans
kekk!

/We/ are gonna miss the playoffs aren't we M'sbros

>>150335626
>thinks le making an equivocation to le beat a dead horse is le banter

le lel

>>150335676
that's loser talk

>thinking about diccord again award
>talking to yourself again award
Omkekkies

>>150335627
>>150335645
jesus, what other recently forgotten baseball knowledge is there? i know stuff like scuffing the ball can't be done anymore, but removing an effective pitch from the game just to prop up the elbow surgery industry seems counterproductive.

>>150335675
i disagree with this statement vehemently

>midwits malding
kekarooooooooooooooooo

>>150335676
alejandra, pls

>ohtranny gives up 5 runs to the worst team in baseball
>it's a glitch in the matrix, just like my movies

new broship

we call it FUCK THE YANKEES

>>150335678
it's completely over, but maybe not since it would be a statistical aberration to continue to be as fucking dogshit as they were on this roadtrip

I blame the humidity.

>>150335675
you're a bright fella and a pretty quick study but some of these ongoing battles have been going on for years

>>150335615
>schizophrenia ITT vastly increased after this post
Fuck you

>>150335672

he's very unusual, his savant page kinda sucks. it's just that his command and confidence basically carry him to productive swing outcomes

oh no no another ban for the 'cord

>>150335723
imagine them pooling money together for 4chan passes kek

‘Cord ‘em!

>>150335723
>>150335729
Alejandro

>Giants fell into 4th place after acquiring Devers
sneed

>>150335675
*decisively breaks through your verbal lines*
*encircles your rhetoric*
*defeats in detail your logic*

>>150335740
no… NO!!!

>>150335691

the slap hitter is basically dead, bunting is a lost art, hit-and-runs almost never get called

>he thinks cloudfare is enough
Does this 25 year old zoom zoom really? What was the point of going to university?

>>150335740
I didnt plan for this...

>>150335758
shitting on brown people

>>150335770
yourself?

>>150335758
>cloudflare out of nowhere
peak midwit

ITT: midwit onions

Alejandro seething kek

>>150335754
>the slap hitter is basically dead
Arraez is alive and well and will be gainfully employed for years to come. perhaps by the Reds next

>>150335677
kekini chikgayner got gaped

>only i know my way around. Every else uses 4chan passes
Do Miami zoomers really?

cubs fans are all beta cuck NPCs

Real feminine energy from the brown discord.

>>150335721
Has he had to do Tommy John?

>>150335666
What did Satan mean by this?

RAAAAAAAAWRRRR

>>150335787

> arraez and schwarber in the same lineup as marte, de la cruz, and andujar

pls

*gulp*

>>150335787
arraez is terrible

>>150335801
Uh oh you actually got offended. Now everyone knows the 4chan pass thing is true. You're dumber than the argie.

>>150335754
a few slap hitters still exist
Kwan
Arraez
Hoerner
X Edwards
Crawford

all shitposting aside, imagine being brown

>>150335805

no, his only injuries have been major levers. hip and shoulder once each

>>150335813
I will self harm if Schwarber goes to the Resd

please remember that midwit is the highest form of wit for the hispanic man

schwarber deez nutz

>>150335831
kek gottem

>>150335828

if we win a playoff series you might want to update your will

>>150335813
go big or stay home

>>150335817
he'd be a run scoring machine in the right lineup

oh no no no mexibros

well the baybaw chat was fun for a bit there
see yall tomorrow, go cockies!

>>150335840
What will his contract even look like? It's going to be so much god damn money compared to what people were expecting

Alejandro seething kek

>>150335861
cya

>>150335864

probably 2 solid or 3 with an option. 25ish annual?

>>150335826
Sounds that the way he pitches works then.

when a group attacks a single person, that one person is usually right

>>150335898
Shalom

Alejandro samefagging and seething kek

>>150335858
South Americans had to pay for airfare (before they started crossing the Darien Gap). Mexicans and Central Americans could just hide in a truck, and Caribbeans could get on a raft.

>>150335881
That feels a little light, I know he's 32 but he's been a top 10 hitter in baseball the last 2 years. I would guess something like 110/4. I guess it really just depends on if the big dawgs want him

>>150335905
yes, that's what shaloms lmao retard

>>150335858
so this spammer is just straight up hispanic and he's trolling people based off the type of hispanic they are? The more I learn about him the less I like him

>>150335783
what's onions, precious?

>>150335940
is pepe speak for s...oy

>>150335939
one guy called out the brown discord here

>>150335926

that's true. we do have the hometown thing going for us and he'll most likely be purely DHing so who knows

>>150335958
Forgot he's an Ohioan. That would be cool for everyone involved. He would hit so many damn HRs in Cinci

>>150335947
shamoy?

/nu/
>>150335968
>>150335968
>>150335968
>>150335968

>chikaner just so happens to be the type of hispanic that makes chicanos/mexicans seethe the most
right...

>>150335410
That’s what kills me most about Rockies ownership. Too incompetent and complacent to actually experiment and try out new things with their unique circumstances. I think it could be a fun challenge for the right owner.

>>150334654
My angels won that game by the way :)

>483 posts
>nu
alejandro was here