Thread 150336262

This weekend's UFC card in China begins at 8bong in the morning, bongtime.

Toppest kek.
Eurobrehs, we're having a comfy Saturday morning this weekend.

if you finish your opponents... they win

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

>>150336330
This is fucked up. I’m a west coast American. This sport is supposed to happen on MY schedule

Finally Dana does something right

Ciryl “Been Gaming While My Opponent Trains for Combat” Gane

>>150336330
Ugh I’m jealous. You get to watch…uh…*checks card*
>Yizha vs Westin Wilson
>Rongzu vs Austin Hubbard
>Xiao vs You
I am green with envy

>UFC signs undefeated CW star Luke Riley
This dude has legit hands and striking and dogshit TDD/grappling
They’re gonna feed him a few kickboxer cans before he gets massively exposed by C-Rod

>>150336478
>dana said

Dustin "Diamond" Poirier

>>150336262 (OP)
I think it's time to move on bud. We're focused on other fights now. Khamzat vs Dricus is old news.

Four days late heem but here me out, Yellowman - Nobody Move Nobody Get Hurt but about Dricus and Khamzat, sneed it or keep it?

>>150336550
>filename

>>150336624
I steal only the best content for /heem/

Nate Diaz solved the Khamzat Problem

That's 90 seconds of muted video what are you doing

>>150336669
that's just how long it took nate to say that sentence

>>150336669
Bro do you really think I watch the shit before I post it here? Fuckin goof

>>150336638
Is this a weird angle or is Nate 240lbs now

>>150336638
Schaub should get him on a podcast and choke him out cold when he starts spewing this shit

any /blacked/ man in?

>>150336692
He's preparing for a title run in the HW division
>>150336695
Nate would punch his head off

imagine how helpless Khamzat would be against a 240lb Nate Diaz

>>150336638
Tbf he said that it's better to try to create something from bottom against Khamzat than trying to get up only to get taken down again and gassing yourself out.

Yoel Romero predicted dis

Isn't Nate boxing for a belt on the same card as Till and my twin brother

You just know Khamzat wouldn't dare to stand up against Nate

>>150336638
it took him that long to say one sentence?

GOAT recognizes GOAT(fucker)

Jon Jones living his best life surrounded by babes

>>150336638
You can upload it to wsgif or whatever the board is called and link it here

It's OVER for Khamzat

>>150336871
>Too bitch to actually be choked out so they pretend.
Imagine being that fucking gay holy shit.

>>150336862
Always funny when online autists make too much of these exchanges. It’s called decorum. You’re supposed to be kind and supportive in that situation, not be like “Well friend I give you a 50/50 chance depending on” etc. Idiots

>>150336877
>>>/wsg/5953844

>>150336888
They did fake it, at least the first guy for sure. When you actually get choked out you don’t remember anything once you come to, you have to orient and usually the last 15 seconds are gone. People tell you bro, you asked to be choked out, and then gradually it comes back. This guy immediately starts celebrating as soon as he “wakes up”

>>150336897
I think you'd be surprised

>>150336877
Based bosnia spoonfeeding the algerian

>>150336821
Seems believe

>>150336907
They both did. Not even a tiny bit of strain in their faces. Any time I've been caught in a tight rnc it's felt like my eyes are going to explode. These poofs were scared to take a little nap. Then again, Jones would probably bum them the second they went out, so maybe they're smart.

Paulo Costa is so based

I know this makes the redditors here mad but Jon Jones is still the greatest fighter of all time, I’m afraid

>>150336963
But when I say it I’m a casual! Something needs to be done.
But what? What could possibly ever be done! Say, O Muse!

>>150336963
Another win for Costabros.

>>150336963
He would be better as a media personality than as a fighter, I love how he routinely exposes helwani for the helwani that he really is and when he made Schmo eat pork

>>150336963
We need more fights like Costa vs Whittaker, Costa vs Strickland and Costa vs Kopylov.

>>150336977
Care to extrapolate?

>>150337059
I’m all out of ideas

Lol just noticed he said it on the sneedwani hour haha ariel is such a shameless dirty little helwani you almost have to admire it

>>150336330
Based
Fuck the usa all of them are cazzies, euros are true fightfan degenrates watching from 12 to 6am

>>150337078
What the hell flag is this. Is this an alien

>>150336963
Costa is a real one
We still miss romero here

>>150337086
>usa
>geography
Oh boy, its europe my dear fren, all you need to know

>>150337096
I’m very cultured and educated and have never seen your flag in my life. Is it an African island?

>>150337113
Yes african island in europe my very educated fren
Gender studies major?

>>150337086
Don't get lippy with yugos b word to the wise

>>150337122
I wouldn’t expect someone on an African island to know the difference between Africa and Europe

There'll come a time where we *do* watch that crap here.

>card starts at 10 in the morning
Sweet!

>>150337145
Bappa this won't end well they eat violins for breakfast

>>150337151
I just looked it up and this country literally has two names in one?? It’s literally called “Bosnia and Herzegovina”? How is that allowed?

>>150337145
Kek
I chuckled

>>150337158
It's sort of like how you are known as both the United States of America and also The United States of Israel.

>>150336871
Whats the thing with asking mma fighters to do this? just get one of your friends to do it and pretend it's your favourite fighter, that's what I do a couple of time a week.

DU PLESSIS IS IN REAL TROUBLE HERE

GET OUTTA THERE

>>150337158
For me it's Montenegro

Where does one learn to wrestle like a mountain muslim without interacting with mountain muslims?

khamzat should teach police how to restrain people without hurting them

>>150337219
And what would be the fun in that

cumsplat

Besides Hernandez, who gets subbed in the first, who else has a chance against Khamzat?

>>150337226
Don’t say that about him.

Is rocking a Chechnya tracksuit enough to get showered in gifts by Kadyrov or do I actually have to accomplish something?

Riddler has the ju jutsu to stop Khamzat

>>150337276
1. Be Muslim (you’ve likely got this part down)
2. Yell “Allahu Akbar!!” in a Western country, unprompted
3. Be elite at whatever you do.
4. Now you are invited to visit with Kadyrov.

every middleweight champion in ufc history has ducked roman dolidze

>>150337312
but does the riddler have legitsu tho?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hHVKGiTpVg

its up

>>150337369
*tap tap* the fuck...

Ahhh braza what are you doing

I don't think Khamzat's reign is going to be that long, there's some good grapplers at the top of the division and there's always a new guy coming up anyway. He'll probably get heemed in his next fight. He's too one-dimensional, his wrestling schtick won't eternally save his ass.

forcing the top contenders to flush each other is classic. in fact the two winners will probably be forced to fight each other.

>>150336638
Unironically the key to success. He's like a reverse Charles Olivieria. Everyone was scared to get in his guard until Topuria hit him with the horizontal philly schell. Everyone is afraid of having Khamzat in their guard

Borralho is shit his grappling is not good. Imavov is even worse got ass raped by Allen and gassed out in 3 minutes. Reindeer is a joke he will gas out and pose no threat. Fluffy is the only legitimate fight.

>>150337409
It's because Dana wants the winner of Adesanya vs Costa to fight Khamzat next. Maybe they're not so deserving but this is a business predicated on drawing money.

Remember former middleweight champion Sean Strickland?

nothing personal against kevin holand but one day im gonna rape that guy inshallah #andnew

Me entering /heem/.com

>>150337439
How can I forget he is always in my feeds assaulting streamers or talking like Lindsay Graham

Khamzat Strickland would draw way more green than Pissy or Costa but of the three I want to see him fight Izzy tbcathwy heem never enough Adesanya humiliation

>>150336906
Why is he retarded?

Me in the back

>>150337388
hey man i hacked your phone, thats ur selfie right there

I'm glad I was there for the golden age of UFC (2016-2020)

>watching an old fight
>Mike Goldberg comes on
>mute old fight

When u think about it, DDP lost

>>150337551
>strawweight contender Joanna jun-chay-chunk

>>150337547
Real

>>150337551
>Sharabullet with that look in his eye

If a guy with only one eye can join the UFC then how come yall aren't there? Scared?

>>150337636
I’m 34 and fat and have bad knees

>>150337650
Pussy

>>150337636
they dont have 95lbs division

She's awesome.

>>150337551
>XYIENCE

>>150337679
Are you a twink?

>>150337718
im jewish

>>150337718
shut up faggot

*enters the thread and blocks your path*

>>150337704
she ming

>>150337726
Hot
>>150337733
fuck's the matter with u

>>150336478
This has to be fake. The job of a corner man is literally to influence the fight by advising their guy.

>>150337792
>This has to be fake.

re-read their twitter handle

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>150337848
Pure Indian kino. Nick Fuentes will be sending you back in 8 years btw

>>150337704
they did a mini-doc on her work as a "doctor" and the first scene has her recommending acupuncture to a patient lmao bbbbeast of a doctor

Oblique kicks should be illegal btw.

no they shouldn't

>>150337958
says who

Brehs I just cheated on my wife. My wife is flat as a board but the side hoe has big milkers and she’s super in to me. It’s actually so over.
Not looking for advice, just need to vent

>>150337967
Nice try Jon
>>150337971
They're dirty in the same way eye pokes or kicking to the crotch are. The knee isn't supposed to be bent that way, it's grotesque and very bratty

>>150337975
jabnes wymyn arent all they cracked up to be, huh pvt gomez?

>>150337994
Like you would know

>>150337981
my question was “says who?”, answer me

Between Jon Jones and DC, I'd rather face Jon in a food eating contest desu

>>150338008
I think you'd be surprised

>>150337704
>filename
Nice

>>150338014
Answer THIS *turns and spreads cheeks*

>>150338040
I don't think sverige is here

>>150337994
They’re both japs bappa

You keep THINKING about last time!

Kneel

>>150338117
You teach English

If MMA could summed up in three words, what would it be?

>>150338208
Fuck you

martial men assault

>>150338215
three words grabben, try again

>>150338232
Bitch

Does some kind of Samoan mafia have dirt on Dana? Why do these useless fatfucks always get to stick around?

I unironically need help, I don’t know what to do

>>150338208
Mixed Martial Arts

>>150338232
Fuck the you

>>150338208
Unwashed brazzas stalling.

>>150337404
>his wrestling schtick won't eternally save his ass.
they said the same thing with Khabib and Islam

>The Vanilla Gorilla
always an eyebrow raising nickname. what kind of other gorillas are there?

>>150338265
those traps are crazy

>>150338265
well, there's caramel, chocolate, mint, strawberry, and others

Smoking cigarettes is cool
Which Brad you guys smoke I smoke camel and tastes so devilishly good

>>150338208
Genius, Greatness, Gane.

>>150338289
I'm gonna smoke your ass in a second

>>150338266
apparently this guy got a job as a CEO of a chocolate factory but got fired after a month for dipping his balls in the chocolate.

I propose a toast

>>150338289
I should start smoking

>>150338289
mannen vad gör du?

I need help, I don't know what to do
>met a girl from Portugal in May who was visiting here in Sweden
>was with her 24/7 for a week when I got to stay with her at her hotel until she was supposed to go back
>we have continued contact until now where we talk about a little bit of everything, but I also say that I like her very much and she says that she loves me
>now in August I have started dating a Swedish girl who I really like and think I have a future with
>the Portuguese girl sends me a message today that she booked a flight to Sweden in October and wants to be with me again
Should I just ask her to cancel? Or take it slow with the new girl so I can meet her one last time?

>>150338311
I smoking

This is the Swedish general now, we're taking over

>7 billion for softcore gay porn
Dana with the scam of the century

i having bice in the bluy

>>150338329
stop projecting

>>150338208
First for Finland

>>150338243
Dana made a deal with Mark Hunt that these samoan kids can be there and he doesn't sue and kill Dana

>>150338277
I remember the first time I saw Lesnar on the wrasslin and my 13 year old self knew what I had to do

Name your top 3 right now.

>>150338367
Mick Parker
Mickey Parks
Pork Porter

>>150338205
Uh huh, like most of us here

>>150338208
heem
everyone
even

>>150338277
he does like yuuge. I'm Scottish and I've never heard of this guy. hope he does well

>>150337951
Pic is from a clip on UFCs X account. The clip made it seem as if she is practically just an office chick with a Doctor Title.

>>150338392
He was born and raised in england but has scottish parents, has a full blown english accent

>>150338320
You probably should have been clearer about where you stood with the Portuguese girl after she said she loved you. Clearly she was under the impression you were in a long distance relationship.
I'd say take things slower with the swedish girl if you can and work it out. Whatever happens, NEVER let the two know about each other until you've decided whether to commit to the Portuguese girl or whether to cut it off

Seldom does the UFC arrive on Chinese shores but when it does, it brings with it a calibre of talent any nation would be proud to call their own. China's own Zhang Mingyang will be hoping to make 3 straight wins in the organisation become 4 as he faces perennial contender, Johnny Walker. The Brazilian has suffered 2 cancelled bouts this year, meaning his 2025 campaign is only just getting started. However it is better late than never, and Walker is anxious to get back in the ring and earn his place in the winners circle on Saturday night, but the task that lies before him is grueling one. There's a 6'2" Zhang Mingyang shaped problem stood in his way, and he will not go quietly into that good night on his home turf. Fireworks are promised for this bout, you certainly don't want to miss it.

>>150338444
Cheers Ron

>>150338444
Too long. You'll never be sweden

>>150338444
I have chills!!

Weili should be main eventing this weekend, don't care if it's a fight night

>>150338451
I taught the Swede all he knows. Take notes, partnuh.

>>150338367
Why won't people post their top 3? Scared to be exposed as not knowing ball?

Good morning sirs!

>>150338367
Bo Nickal
Kody Steele
Aaron Pico

>>150338487
Good morning Ms. Drew!

>>150338367
Khabib
Conor
Diaz

>>150338386
Get a real job

>>150338367
Me
Cyril Gane
Tony Ferguson

>>150337636
I vowed to never fight again after the....incident.

None of you are funny. And by the way, this is not a general for jokesters. If you want to crack quips like Marvel characters, take it to reddit. Here, we have actual discussion.

Costa vs adesanya 2 you bald goof shitland ducked get to fucking work instead of chatting up the ornage senile pedophile.
When that bald piece of shit croaks people will look back on his disgraceful performance as ceo what a childish dumbass

Johnny Walker title run.

>>150338567
How will I watch Till Vs Rock? I don't want to get DAZN again, it's shit

>>150338502
Good morning spamGOD, how are you today?

The only worth watching fighter right now in the poofc

I have never paid to watch pillowpoof it should be on the usual channels

>>150338548
I like the idea of a rematch, though at the same time if Adesanya wins again it doesn’t progress the middleweight division in any meaningful way

People forget man, spammy took me into deep waters and I'm drowning! Please spamGOD stop tormenting my life, I beg you.

>>150338547
Not him, but this anon is actually completely correct, and has sex

Usual channels, what a non answer.

How do I get to blank street? Oh just take the usual roads mate

>>150338419
Thoughts on Sean Clancy Jr? He's the biggest Scottish prospect in the sport right now

>>150338604
We cannot follow you.

>>150338583
This is true, he really belongs to Conor's time. Unfortunately, Islam will lay on him for five rounds

Reddit is unbearable, they're probably still doing the same jokes and kines they did when I used it many years ago. How does one not get bored or that? How do people like them exist

What's next for Arman?

>>150338610
Who gives a fuck?

>>150338611
50-41ing terrified Topiglet

>>150338367
Reinier
Oliveira
Motta

>>150338621
You obviously

>>150338624
Itty Bitty Topuria has announced he would vacate the belt to duck Arman.

Reddit was good until they removed r/gooncaves

>>150338367
Khadaddy
Slamdaddy
Zatdaddy

>>150338675
Crazy that Magodaddy beats all of them.

>>150338649
So you mean you're not bothered about people comments on the internet? Buy you got annoyed enough by my comment to reply and try to get me to shut up

>>150338682
That's not really very crazy when you think about it at all.

Who is official /heem/ KWABOTY?

I’m torn between du piggy and AGPoatan

It was good until they removed r/against degeneratesubs

They are so dumb, it took them far too long to realise and take it down kek

>>150338685
I wouldn't agree with either of those points actually.

Feed Strickland to Khamzat next, yes or no?

bruna brasil is so bad

>>150338730
No.

>>150338730
He has suffered enough

>>150338730
yeah for the bmf belt (boring mf belt)

>>150338766
>(boring mf belt)
Men have BLED over that belt man.

The retarded mother fucker belt? Paid in full I'm afraid.

>>150338285
Strawberry Gorilla was Brock Lesnar

Khazmat should be cut. Imagine how much respect Dana would get if just comes out and says yeah this guy's is boring as shit and likely a terrorist so hes out new champ match will be RDR vs Fluffers

>>150338791
what are you afraid of?

Glorilla vs cattle bolt gun to the temple, this is the fight to make right now.

>>150338802
its a figure of speech, it means like "I regret to inform you," or "With a heavy heart,"

>>150338813
why do you regret to inform me?

>>150338367
Merab
Fluffy
Jiri

>>150338817
Because the belt has been paid in full.

>>150338703
Just go away, I don't know why you started this interaction

>>150338367
Guru
Bedtime
Lucas

>>150338799
>dana needs to cut the UFCs biggest star because he makes my clitty leak

>>150338799
There's actually a much easier way to fix that
https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1956969418983879109

>>150338830
talk to em

>>150338827
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?

where in the top 10 all time do you place petr yan? for me personally he’s #4 just below tsarukyan

>>150338836
um were watching clitia highlights or something

>>150338836
This was debunked

>>150338846
wow this guy is dimes even though i forgot he was the champion until i saw this post

Lots of angst here today. Settle down, fellers. Here at heem.com, were a fucking family.

>>150338837
Your worst fucking nightmare

Blachowicz vs Ige wouldnt be competitive at all, Jan Blachowicz would run straight through Dan Ige easily round 1.

America - land of corruption
Dana white - friend of pedophiles and dogs

>>150338874
You need to kill yourself pronto.

>>150338873
nah gay got that fight iq doe, hawaiian genetic intellect

>>150338873
NOBODY has run through dan ige in a single round

>>150338874
The thing is, America will be redeemed within 10 years, and you’ll still be an irrelevant backwater

>>150336963
this paulo costa guy once did a great kevin nash in 1992 impression in the octagon

>>150338882
You really think Big Don can do it?

>>150338881
>>150338880
Jan Blachowicz has exactly the tools necessary to dispatch of somebody like Dan Ige, just think about it.

>>150338893
No, Fuentes

Keep an eye out for a fighter named Khamzat Chimaev.

ige wouldn't even be blachoshitz most embarrassing loss

>>150338882
>America will be redeemed within 10 years

Lmao

>>150336963
Costa is extremely based. I don't know where UFC would have been without his fight against Strickland

>>150338910
Didn't read btw

>>150338837
You're extra bored today

>>150338910
Money is fake, infant

>>150338918
Stop worrying about what other people are doing so much you annoying little freak.

Cringe UK faggot leaving a bad taste in my mouth with all his posts. bleh, I don't like him!

Cringe UK faggot leaving a bad taste in my mouth with all his posts. bleh, I don't like him!

Many are saying this.

>>150338924
Mate I haven't said I word to you, never do. You immediately ran to me for attention, now I've given it to you you want to act all cool. What you just said to me literally applies to you. What am I worried about? I'm going about my day.

(If you'll let me)

>>150338948
How do you teach the nuked little nips English if you don’t speak Japanese? I’ve always wondered. Don’t you need to be able to translate for them?

>>150338950
Did you enjoy picking the maggots out of your buck teeth after eating out Clozzy's mom?

>>150338950
I would absolutely fuck you up for talking like a faggot like this to my face btw.

This American boy wants to sparr. Will someone please sparr with him, he's really eager and raring to go

Hey pussy, are you still there?

>>150338604
Fsl ought to have it how do you watch heems normally?

>>150338959
Resorted to physical threats, yep he's russled because he's wrong, embarrassed and doesn't know how to respond with.

You wot? Please show me a picture of yourself tough guy

>>150338989
I'm still here anon.

>>150339001
Don't know what that is but I'll look it up. I torrent them, it's the only way, 1080p

I think both of you should stop being gay.

>Resorted to physical threats, yep he's russled because he's wrong, embarrassed and doesn't know how to respond with.

>You wot? Please show me a picture of yourself tough guy

Bodied that limey freak.

>>150339004
GOAT
https://youtu.be/ynIv7q6nQII

>>150339007
Yeah well torrent is best but there's some plebbit sub Free that gets bandied about busier sport Streams generals I think r/piracy or something and they have a list you can scroll Live through, with all due respect I'll save you some time and spell it out in my post take out the capitalized words and put them together

>>150339010
Fix your glasses kek

And out your tongue back in your mouth. I'd love to see the look on your face when I slap you in public. What's the most humiliating instance in your life so far? I'll do you a favour and erase it for ya

>>150339020
The full version is all just as hilarious lol

https://youtu.be/frA5kulw7gY?si=bng0VO2o_4JiiAc0

>Bryan Battle got cut
This is anti Smiffrace racism

>>150339009
Is it sneed versus tobes I can't be arsed to scroll up money's on T though sorry sneed

>>150339031
Thanks for that I was trying to find it lol

>>150339034
Kek that is messed up. They chose to have zero tolerance for him. Someone doesn't like that man's face

>>150339020
>>150339031
Did someone say post Jones driving Daniel "DC" Cormier toward a life of chronic alcoholism and obesity?

>>150339036
Oh shit that's the outcast himself, I had no idea I was interacting him. Gross, I need a shower. Thanks for letting me know I'll be ignoring everything from here on

>>150339053
Why, I'd be happy to oblige, anytime in fact

How much do you weigh right now fat fuck?

Brian Ortega is really off-putting and I don't know why. Maybe its the aura and fighting style of a guy that has given up but tries occasionally and somehow succeeds.

>>150338834
Tenacious D wreaking havoc again
>>150339055
I'm just assuming it could be anyone really, maybe it's Tony Montana who sold his brother keys of coke maybe it's someone false flagging as sneed in any case I have a tenner riding on you don't let me down

>>150339070
It’s because he’s a wigger but looks like Achilles. He’s spiritually misaligned

>>150339077
Never thought about it like that!

>>150339036
What?

Rampage Jackson funny moments

>>150339086
lmao

colby had the flu

>>150339079
Hahaha what are you like, poor tony Montana. I wonder if he's still around

There's talk about the town of who's the biggest retard in this entire organisation, and up until about an hour ago it was Bryan Battle. After working most of his life to break into the UFC, the TUF winner has found himself cut after not being able to put down the fork. Ironically, it seems Bryan's biggest Battles were actually in the kitchen.

Will you think about the Vocaroo now?

>>150339095
Saw some clips from the latest episode and TJ still confuses me. During his fighting career he couldn't utter two sentences without stumbling but as an analyst he's suddenly very good and well-spoken...

IT’S UP
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lirmXwe73cw

That is actually hilarious, I'd pay money to be there when they told him he's cut. I bet Losa is laughing right now, the last laugh

>>150339112
Shame. His Paris post fight speech will go down as one of the most based post fight speeches of all time.

Ironically Lisa should've been the one to get cut

>>150339124
He's finally hydrated.

Would you for the love of God, PLEASE stop falsifying perma-bans against me?

/heem/ is just a little hug box of schizos with the occasional funny post. Nothing becomes of this. Nothing.

>>150339134
It was a good speech. However it is now a distant memory, and the Pooh Bear will go on forgotten.

>>150338879
Ladies with gentle men relax, respectfully.

>>150339150
Did Clean Juice improve their formula?

>>150339124
TJ has a career trajectory similar to Richard Nixon, who gained respect as an elder statesman/analyst after he quit.

i miss coral

>miss weight
>miss weight again
>get forced up an entire division
>have 15 more pounds to play with
>miss weight AGAIN

>>150339179
Can't you just watch his pathetic trading card opening YouTube channel?

>>150339093
I sneezed excuse me
>>150339111
Well he did say what he said, a key of coke is some 20k and I assume he sold it to his brother at profit

>>150339184
Based. If I ever fought for the UFC I'd miss weight egregiously and look to cheat as many other ways as possible also.

What happens to a man like Bryan Battle after the UFC? Personally I see him getting pulled over for a DUI in Baton Rouge and assaulting a cop. Or brutally beating a woman he shared the night with. Something like that.

If I ever had an MMA fight first thing I'm gonna try to do is kick them in the balls and gauge their eyes out. Thats money right there son.

>>150339195
I'd cash in my free eye pokes, low blows and fence grabs but I wouldn't miss weight. that messes with the money

>>150339184
He sold his soul for that one Ain't no french guy beating me promo

>>150339204
What a circus lmao

>We attempted to negotiate with Galactus, but he asked too high a price
>What did he want?
>Khamzat Chimaev to get a finish over a championship level fighter

>>150339215
He finished Whittaker tho

>>150339222
Rapedbert hasn’t been champion level for a while

Whenever I get dominant position I'd be sure to aim my strikes towards the back of my opponents head as much as possible. That's how it's done bubba.

Work is shite and heem is shiter pick up the pace you scrubs

I guess that Dagestani wrestling lay and pray shit really is the ultimate martial art style.
No one can stop it.

>>150339239
I'm just back and forth between work/home/work/home/work/home all week like a loser who has no life.

>>150339215
I thought Mr Fantastic was an IC1 but I haven't read silver surfer since I was 8

>>150339239
I'm in the same boat, b. But I'm pulling my weight. Take it up with the rest of the goofs, and yourself for that matter.

>>150339222
shittaker is 3-3 since he last fought for a title

>>150339244
Work from home b save yourself the trip

>>150339243
Apparently a bong in the poofl just did last weekend.

>>150339243
*coughs in ground clock*

>>150339191
So you don't use torrents?

MMA should be more entertaining than it has been lately.

>>150339268
Not Reddit

>>150339268
Stupid idea. The only good rule change is allowing grounded knees and soccer kicks which will increase ground finishes from both offensive and defensive positions

>>150339184
Yeah he has the face

I'm the best heem poster.

Did we ever get an update from that Chicano who posted his clubbed fingers a couple of weeks ago? He said he was going to get himself checked out at the hospital.

>>150339280
>stupid idea!
>suggests an obviously worse one

it’s honestly a curse to be high IQ on this planet

Not many people know about this but while you're cutting weight you can apply tons of lotion and it'll absorb into your pores. Then you cool off and rehydrate but whenever you start sweating during the fight you'll instantly release all that lotion and become very difficult to grapple or submit.

>>150339276
Give the people what they want

Winner gets to top the loser of the fight

>>150336638
>*checks his MMA record*
Bro has been washed half his career

>>150339293
You’re a stupid Reddit faggot if you want to make the rules of MMA more restrictive instead of less

>>150339262
Alfie Davis yeah, it was a really close fight though, which of course means all the muzzles on social media screamed robbery. The guy he was fighting was only a PFL level brazza though, not one in the UFC.

>>150339299
Is that Sketch?

>>150339305
1. soccer kicks and muh knees would not even change anything you utter idiot, how is DDP going to soccer kick Chimaev while he’s UNDER HIM?
2. they’re outlawed for a reason, they are too dangerous. the sport is violent enough. you’ve never been in a fight and are a subhuman chav so you don’t understand that there need to be boundaries

What's up brothers!

>We attempted to negotiate with Galactus, but he asked too high a price
>What did he want?
>Khamzat Chimaev to get a finish over a championship level fighter
>*coughs in ground clock*
>it’s honestly a curse to be high IQ on this planet
>I see him getting pulled over for a DUI in Baton Rouge

>>150339307
Look up Sketch onlyfans.

Bro had a gay onlyfans for years before he became a streamer.

I did not read that faggoty post the first tim, nor will I be reading the wojak free text version.

>>150339312
If Chimaev could land knees from the crucifix there’s a great good chance he gets a finish
It also makes the sprawl a far more dangerous position
You seem more interested in saving DDPoo from embarrassment than actually improving the sport

>We attempted to negotiate with Galactus, but he asked too high a price

>/heem/ to not have a spamming spastic

>>150339319
I heard about that, apparently the disgusting little freak got his ugly goblin ass pounded out like a cheap steak all up on video before his twitch stream went mainstream. Grim, very very grim indeed.

>>150339306
>Muzzies screeching robbery.
Naturally they will, but their opinions on just about everything are to be discarded. They're the biggest MMA casuals going, so whatever is upsetting to them can only be good for us and the sport itself.

>>150339331
somebody like Chimaev is not trying to go for the finish. he has plenty of ways to do that within the existing ruleset, that’s why there are finishes all the time. it’s not like chess where there’s an issue with constant draws. he can try to finish him already. he didn’t, because his gameplan is to exploit the fact that there isn’t a ground clock and he can lay on him the whole fight and not take any risk

>>150339343
Why isn't there shit going into this wojak's mouth? There needs to be shit with corn kernels on this meme.

>>150339350
It’s implied

Will Shavkat ever fight again?

>>150339353
You half assed it.

pre-fight: we know we are going to get taken down
mid-fight: uhhhhh i know we didn't train for this at all but can you try to not get taken down?

>>150339357
I am afraid Ian Garry retired him by causing such severe injurys during his last fight.

>>150339345
>there are finishes all the time
Okay so there’s no wider issue with the sport then. You’re just butthurt about this specific result
Maybe Dripass should learn to sprawl on a fucking takedown lmao

>>150339345
>the fact that there isn’t a ground clock
You tuned into a sport knowing there isn't one, never have been one and probably never will be one.
It's a simple problem to fix

>>150338956
I’m a fluent Japanese speaker, but yeah a lot of schools use a (usually so-so) translator. The traditional English teaching job is as an ALT, where basically you do nothing but act as a cultural ambassador and pronunciation tool, while the actual teacher (called a JTE) teaches the class, translates, and makes the lesson plans.
It’s pretty dependent on the school and your ability level/confidence. I just bulldozed and more or less rejected the translators because it’s too slow and I don’t think it’s helpful.

>>150339364
Their cope doesn't even make any sense either. This shit is just retarded really.

>>150339369
>Okay so there’s no wider issue with the sport then
no, that doesn’t follow. there is an issue, that’s why these guys who fight like this are taking over. look at the pfp list, it’s Islam, Merab, Chimaev, etc. and the problem is, while sure it’s efficient within the current rules, it’s extremely boring and not a fight. as long as these guys can exploit this meta and keep taking over main events where people boo the whole time, it’s a problem

Shavkat will essentially be the new Zabit

>>150339380
It's wild how literally every mma coach is a complete fucking bum. Maybe with the exception of Javier Mendez.

>>150339385
Your piggy got his pork pulled.

>>150339385
Neither Islam, nor Merab does lay and pray.

>>150339373
the UFC is young and constantly changing rules, like the knee to a grounded opponent recently. it’s still figuring things out. I think it’s very likely that as discontent grows with these sort of fights, not just with people like me that you want to brush off as casuals, but even fighters themselves like Costa, and viewership plummets, something will be done. and the easiest and clearly best option is a ground clock

>>150339385
Islam has never won a control time decision like that
Merab is constantly re-shooting and even allowing people up so he can gas them
What other boring main events are you thinking of?
Cause it seems like you’re just crying that DDP lost

>Get matched with a grappler
>Don't train any grappling
This is peak MMA IQ

DDP mauled a whole team of South African Gracie Barra 170lbers. People forget man

>>150339398
wrong
>>150339398
they all fight the exact same way, stop playing dumb. the point that I really started getting fed up was Merab’s first fight with O’Malley, the most boring fight I’ve ever seen until Chimaev DDP. Islam also has plenty of fights like this, like his first against Volk. both are perfectly willing to lay on an opponent the whole fight just like Chimaev and win on a “dominant” score card

KWAB

I for one am happy that the calf kick meta is over.

Adesanya, Volkanovski et al were putting on some stinkers but "fans" were okay with it because it was striking

>Merab and Islam fight the exact same way
Oh shit this guy is a turbocazz
Feel dumb for engaging

>>150339393
Javier Mendez is probably borderline mentally retarded at this point and he's still one of the better coaches by simply telling Islam to look for his takedowns once every fight.

>>150339393
I think some fighters are more comfortable with a meme coach that is dependent on them

>>150339426
yeah you feel dumb because you got blown out, keep calling someone a casual who’s referencing specific fights while you incorrectly go “nuh uh” to everything. don’t bother crying next time someone brings up a ground clock, you lose every time

>>150339417
Lmao everyone said Islam-Volk 1 was FOTY

Islam vs Volk 1 proves you can stop someone trying to wrestle you with actual TDD. No need for a ground clock then huh

>>150339432
I’m not able to verify your head canon but it was a boring fight in which the crowd mostly booed, that I do know

Javier Mendez mumbling inane bullshit, holding pads for warmup, and telling Islam to mix in his wrestling every fight has literally done more good than anything Nicksick and Whitman have done for their entire careers combined.

>>150339430
Nobody thought Volk vs Islam 1 was boring apart from you

>>150339442
Factual.

>>150339447
go pull it up with the volume on and listen to the crowd. all me?
you’re literally just making things up to cope by the way, I give actual examples and you go “actually aliens personally called earth to congratulate Islam on such an exciting fight” like whatever dude, you’ve lost on every theoretical point so now you have to venture out and deny reality too

>>150339399
>it’s still figuring things out
there isn't a problem to figure out though
>viewership plummets
what will the watch instead?
what ever your answer is go watch that instead

Would love nothing more than to see Tom Aspinal restore this ugly mutt to factory settings with an orbital-shattering overhand.

>>150339456
Best fights of 2023 according to the fans

>>150339461
>there isn't a problem to figure out though
crazy how many people are complaining then

I bet 48€ on DDP to win andit instantly made the whole fight a whole lot more exciting and yet it was still frustrating because ratlip clearly came to hug and "kill everybady"

>t-t-t-the fight is le boring
Go watch WWE (mandrama) then you loser

Whenever Gable Steveson finally gets matched against an actually competent heavyweight fighter I will be there to watch him be separated from his consciousness. And I will enjoy every moment.

>>150339271
I do but it's not live then

THE
BEST
IN
THE
BUSINESS

>>150339482
the entire point of the sport is to entertain people you moron

>>150339466
when you ignore all other evidence in favpr of your own small sample size like a poll from tapology, you’re not arguing, you’re coping.
Islam and all the slav lay and pray ilk have a massive brown fanbase by the way, might have something to do with your poll?

>>150339464
Another american wrestler?

>>150339487
Luke Thomas already spoke on this.

https://youtu.be/0mel-c0XK58?si=h9SJTy0ZGGde6ehF

>>150339488
No it isn't...That's why I told you to go watch the "sport" that has the word entertainment in it.

MMA is about martial arts. The most effective fighters and styles win.

Grow up.

>>150339494
it’s literally prize fighting retard

>>150339482
Funny thing, of all the muzzies khamzat is by far the least boring one

>>150339490
>all other evidence
Such as?

>>150339469
That's not a problem to fix
fx eye pokes is a problem. various solutions like different gloves is suggested as solutions
There's the PED problem. People have different opinions on it (i say let them roid)
These are problems
you being bored with MMA is not a problem with MMA. it's your own problem
And you can solve it very easily

>>150339494
>Literal reddit spacing
You need to be stuck and hung to bleed out like a pig sent to slaughter.

>>150339497
I said grow up

>>150339494
Ok so why are the most effective techniques banned? Eyepokes and ballshots

>>150339497
kid's an idiot that doesn't realize the entire point of the sport is to entertain. He fell for the Joe Rogan psyops

Dricus wins the rematch

>>150339507
You need to be tied up by your ankles and bled out like a pig immediately.

>>150339505
>Knows what reddit spacing looks like

WWE is for losers

No wonder youre such a whiny manchild

>wahhh wahhh wahhh my fighter wasnt allowed to do what he wanted wahhh wahhh

You gonna keep barking lil doggy?

>>150339500
I’m not going over the argument that you lost with you again, especially when you don’t even argue in good faith. let’s just circle back to remembering the point is that a ground clock will fix someone like Chimaev laying on an opponent the whole fight, your reply that it’s “stupid!!” and that soccer kicks would be better was proven retarded, and these little adventures you’re taking to try to score a win on me are pathetic cope. bye!

>>150339515
Send location lil chihuahuah

I bet you weigh 300 lbs

Everyone expected Khamzat to try for a finish and he shocked the world.

This is what a post from somebody who gets zero pussy looks like btw

>>150339516

>>150339503
buddy if people get bored with mma there will be more mma. that’s why it’s a problem. I was watching the fight with friends and most of them tuned out halfway through the fight. like left the room. good luck selling that

>>150339517
Yes I do accept your concesssion.

>>150339499
Islam has never had a boring fight and he’s the most well rounded.

>>150339527
WWE is for losers. You have A LOT of growing up to do lil man.

>>150339511
He dealt a good chunk of damage in the short amount of time he was standing in the 5th round. If he could actually fucking sprawl or fight the hands of Khamzats bodylock, this fight could've been competitive.

>>150339527
woops, misclick

>>150339531
*be no more mma

>>Knows what reddit spacing looks like

>WWE is for losers

>No wonder youre such a whiny manchild

>>wahhh wahhh wahhh my fighter wasnt allowed to do what he wanted wahhh wahhh

>You gonna keep barking lil doggy?

Yes all the fans and analysts agreed it was fight of the year but what about the crowd noise I though I heard while drunk

You use reddit spacing to make your post appear larger but the thoughts you share couldn't be more vacuous.

I love how casuals who started watching MMA post-covid think that the ultimate point is "entertainment"...What a bunch of losers to be frank with you.

You have to be retarded to think that UFC and UFC fighters aren't entertainers first and athletes second. Like really stupid

>>150339555
>>150339556
the two genders

>>150339440
They booed Islam because it was in Australia you retarded monkey lmao

>>150339546
>Crowd noise
Yuck. This is why I prefer the Apex events, you can actually hear the fights and the corners without drunken mexicans screaming over everything.

>>150339464
This dude doesn't make it past a Tybura or Spivac

Lil bro learned the word "vacuous" today and wanted to show off on 4chan LOL

niggas don't remember when the nazi kickboxer kicked that sumo faggot in the MOUTH that was real fighting not this entertainment shit

>>150339556
Bappa, casual viewers (most) don't even look up fight cards. They'll ask you if Conor is fighting tonight as you drive to the sports bar.

>>150339556
You have to be retarded to think that we care about your McGregor casual opinions. Like really stupid

>>150339558
yeah and they boo Merab because like Sean O’Malley is an American!! or people just don’t want to see someone lay on an opponent the whole fight

>>150339560
I'm hoping he goes far enough for somebody to really deliver a devastating knockout so bad his family starts to cry while watching.

>>150339556
See >>150339482
Sorry "John Cena" isn't "fighting" tonight Pierre

>>150339569
Exactly also does bappa mean somethin like daddy?

>>150339555
i've been watching combat sports since i was a child. Started with boxing. Boxing was never about the "best vs the best" it was always about selling tickets and making money, e.i., entertainment. MMA started off as a spectacle freak show to.. you know, entertain. The fact that you think it's about the purity of the sport just shows you fell for the marketing selling points

>>150339531
>>150339542
There are sports that exists with way lower viewership than MMA
If you and your friends are more entertained watching something else then watch something else
>left the room
where did they go? to the toilet and sucked each other off? faggots lel

>>150339587
WEE WOO WEE WOO
CAZZIE ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO

>>150339578
him losing that college wrestling match aged 24 did bring me some pleasure

>>150339573
>>150339584
It's just how it is nigga
Stop seething

>>150339591
This was when he was trying to do a WWE crossover btw, it was just a promo.

>>150339592
>i've been watching combat sports since i was a child.
So you're only 16 years old?

>>150339340
the gay mafia made him famous knowing zoomshits and alpha will see this faggot and think its totally normal to be a sodomite dog that needs to have its throat slit

>>150339596
Turn your cazzie detector around pal!

>>150339574
You know you're getting BTFO when you can't even argue the original point.

>>150339596
I will fuck ur face sissy

Do you reckon getting punched in the face trains your brain to resist getting knocked out?

In other words, can you train/develop your chin?

>>150339592
>Boxing was never about the "best vs the best" it was always about selling tickets and making money
Not really a great point to make bringing up boxing. They can't make the fights happen half the time exactly because of money
We didn't see Floyd vs Manny in their prime because of that
We didn't get to see Fury vs Joshua etc
All because of money and business reasons
>MMA started of as a spectacle freakshow
It started off to see which martial art was the best. What style would beat what style
which you can't find out with a ground clock

has anyone won off their back vs a wrestler?

>>150339604
Fell for the sales pitch, Got sold a dream, Hook, line, and sinker, etc

>>150339607
That's exactly the type of shit they would want to promote, and the exact demographic they would be seeking to target, AND the exact same method as they would use to accomplish their goal.

>>150339618
No it does the opposite

>>150339625
Figured. Like a continuous health meter that depletes a la overeem/rockhold

>>150339595
those sports aren’t prize fighting. the whole point of being a competitive fighter is trying to win a big purse. otherwise it’s not worth putting your body on the line. if people stop tuning in to see Chimaev lay on people and it’s just you and the seething Anglo who tune in with wide eyes full of interest like true patricians, the sport will die from lack of money. it’s also just not a fight, on a fundamental level. even from the purist, fighting point of view. that’s why in the streets when you’re settling something as a matter of honor you don’t just lay on someone. not that it needs to be a street fight but it does need to be a FIGHT. let’s see some fucking progress here, some damage, submission attempts etc. not just laying on someone. it’s literally just exploiting a loophole that the UFC needs to fix. you can still have ground game with a ground clock and in fact it would be even more active because of the time limit.
>where did they go? to the toilet and sucked each other off?
it started with one girl getting up to pee then everyone in the room was like yeah, I’ll go get a drink, I’ll go whatever, and they just filtered out

>>150339538
You're arguing with the Manhattan, Kody Steele, and Aaron Pico guy. You can immediately tell by how he argues like an immensely butthurt pretentious bitch

>>150339617
Don't threaten me with a good time bappa

>>150339623
Fans watch fights regardless of who's fighting

Casuals watch fights for "personalities" and "stories"

You're the one who fell for the marketing. I bet you don't even know who Robbie Lawler is lol

>>150339503
Are you the same nordbro into asian mma

How does one even get into watching mma, it seems like its just 500 different Browns randomly fighting each other and you are supposed to know what is going on

Some journalists scored Usman vs Woodley as 50-39, worse than Dricus vs Khamzat.

>>150339618
>>150339628
I think getting a bigger neck improves your ability to absorb shots.

You can tell these new cazzies were not around for people like Jon Fitch and fuck even GSP a lot of the time because they think Chimaev and Merab are gonna somehow kill the sport lol

>>150339621
Anderson Silva submitted Chael Sonnen off his back round 5, but unfortunately due to an oversight with the athletic commissions ruleset within that jurisdiction that submission only ended up winning Anderson that ROUND meaning Chael still won 4 rounds to 1.

>>150339652
(((journalists)))

>>150339649
>you are supposed to know what is going on
This is a patrician sport. Go watch mandrama

>>150339649
My friend tried to get me to watch because of Ronda who he claimed was hot and I feared it was a pipeline into homosexuality and avoided it for years

>>150339620
my point is that boxing, the biggest combat sport on the planet is, was, and will always be about money which is dictated by how much they can entertain and entice people to buy the product. Yeah i agree that MMA was style vs style, but it was no holds barred, it was a spectacle. it was literally there to entertain. Only recently are they selling the sport as "the best fighters on the planet" before that it was a freak show, just ask anyone that remembers
>>150339644
i watched robbie vs rory live
also watched robbie get stiffed by woodley

>>150339661
Judges had it 50:45, which, if you remember the fight, is absurd.

>>150339641
He’s like the essay writing Mexican but the retarded charm is replaced by pretentious Reddit fedora energy

>>150339652
That was for the buildup of #AfricaChamps

>>150339653
Definitely true.

>>150339655
you can keep telling yourself that but many Americans were watching long before you, retarded chav faggot. when I was growing up it was to huge PPV parties for Tito vs Shamrock, Chuck Lidell etc and I’ve been watching ever since
GSP fought nothing like Chimaev by the way, shut the fuck up. such a retard

>>150339618
>Do you reckon getting punched in the face trains your brain to resist getting knocked out?
Yes, which is why young fighters have no chin and veterans are so durable.

t. Sarcasmotron 9001

>GSP fought nothing like Chimaev
Yeah he was way more boring

>>150339673
>GSP fought nothing like Chimaev by the way
Yup, khamzat actually gets finishes sometimes lol

>>150339649
I just choose the least brown of them each fight and cheer for that guy.

>>150339684
Chimaev lays on championship caliber opponents, GSP beat Bisping into the living death

New thread I'm having a meal and a break and have an amazing post ready

>>150339665
>before that it was a freak show
it was only a freak show because most fighters wasn't trained in MMA
Go watch circus fights

When GSP was spamming ineffectual jabs and laying on people it was based because I was a kid

>>150339694
Single digit IQ post

>>150339703
Turn on your monitor nigga!

Bob Sapp fights

Chimaev broke Whittaker's chin. GSP ducked Whittaker.

>>150339701
>it was only a freak show because most fighters wasn't trained in MMA
yeah, because there was no MMA before then dude, lmao. it doesn't change the fact that it started off as a freak show.

>>150339698
If you don't post a 10/10 tranny then I'm reporting you to the jannies

>>150339715
Monkey want a 'nana?

>>150339673
You admitted you have no friends though

>>150339696
And before half blind Bisping he hadn’t finished someone for a decade

>>150339702
GSP wasn’t “laying on people”, he was wrestling and doing damage. he literally beat someone with knees on the ground, just butchering their body. it’s always funny how you guys try to turn criticism of Chimaev types into “well what about this other wrestler?” the issue isn’t wrestling

>>150339717
It didn't start as a freak show
you have no clue what you're talking about
And if that's what you want then the UFC just isn't for you cause the UFC has actually trained MMA fighters now
Go watch influencer boxing

Speaking of Matt Serra

>>150339702
Spit out that dick playa!

GSP was never good

>>150339723
Yes please

>doing damage
>GSP
lol

>>150339725
Nah you haven’t

>doing damage
>GSP
Someone disconnect this jabroni's internet

>>150339750
He means mudrats

serra heemed gsp. gsp ducked rob the reaper

>>150339742
Messy thread b I wanna know if the dane is the same one who loves rizin but he ignores me

>>150339736
Dude, Vale Tudo, Pancrase, etc were all more spectacle than sport. When MMA came about it was sold as no holds barred. Having a 300lb+ guy taking on a significantly smaller guy is a freak show fight.

>>150339742
These are better for your teeth

>>150339761
Serra heemed, submitted and TKOed him in one fight

Is somebody working on posting the new thread?

what is a better insult for Brits than “chav”? I need to strengthen my repertoire for future encounters

>>150339792
Tosspot, melt, helmet, spanner, spaz, numpty, mincer

>>150339791
No more threads until we get our ground clock!

Should I do it? I will do the obvious thing and only Finland will like it...

5 threads in the 'log yeah I think heem runs this shit

>>150339774
I don't mind freak show fights but i still don't want a ground clock
go watch circus fights if you want to see freak show fights

>>150339807
That's okay I still have a 300 second cooldown before I can post our thread for some reason.

>>150339810
Do it

>>150339825
Just imagine that 300 seconds is our ground clock

>>150339824
you're missing my point. I dont' want the UFC to be about freak show fights, that's been done. What i'm saying is that the UFC, like any other promotion, has the primary objective of entertaining it's fans. The whole talk about "the greatest to ever do it" "the best fighters in the world" are marketing points

>>150339487
Does Herb Dean ever wear anything else?