Thread 150337071

Essendon vs Carlton - 7:30pm MCG

>>150337068
Have said plenty of things without thinking about it prior and instantly regretting it as soon as the words had left my mouth.

Very easy (and common) accident.

HEAVE HO UNNA

what a big game on the G tonight

>>150337099
Being dumb isn't a defence, anon.

>>150337115
kek

>>150337109
Being dumb is "compelling medical testimony".

>hey isaac how far you got left on your contract?
easy defence 2bh

teams out ya big spastics

Jason Dunstall used to belt his ex wife

feels like we've picked up a few freshies recently

once told a teacher who couldn't work a projector 'you don't know what you're doing' in an outburst I didn't think about before it left my mouth. she slapped me twice, screamed at me, then gave me weekend detention. this was 1998 and in retrospect could've ruined her life for assaulting a minor/corporal punishment if I were thinking straight.

>>150337132
Wonder what could have prompted that.

Is Marrybrown worth it?

>>150337139
looking good mate

>>150337119
Being sad about missing a grand final and saying you're suicidal is the "compelling medical testimony".

I came here from /asp/

i always said i was a fag
i thought it meant friends against gays

>>150337139
imagine the smell

clear and consistent

>>150337071 (OP)
genuinely forgot there was a game on tonight

FRIDAY, AUGUST 22

Collingwood v Melbourne at the MCG, 7.10pm AEST

COLLINGWOOD
In: J.Howe, R.Steele
Out: E.Allan (omitted), W.Parker (omitted)
R23 sub: Ed Allan

MELBOURNE
In: Nil
Out: Nil
R23 sub: Jake Melksham

Port Adelaide v Gold Coast at Adelaide Oval, 7.40pm ACST

PORT ADELAIDE
In: H.Ramm, R.Atkins, E.Mackinlay
Out: J.Sinn (calf), O.Wines (suspension), W.Lorenz (omitted)
R23 sub: Christian Moraes

GOLD COAST
In: L.Gulbin
Out: N.Holman (omitted)
R23 sub: Alex Sexton

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23

North Melbourne v Adelaide at Marvel Stadium,1.20pm AEST

NORTH MELBOURNE
In: A.Corr, Z.Banch
Out: C.Zurhaar (ankle), M.Whitlock (omitted)
R23 sub: Matt Whitlock

ADELAIDE
In: R.Laird, S.Draper, B.Dowling
Out: L.Murphy (omitted), I.Rankine (suspension), H.Schoenberg (omitted)
R23 sub: Harry Schoenberg

Richmond v Geelong at the MCG, 4.15pm AEST

RICHMOND
In: J.Gibcus, L.Trainor
Out: N.Vlastuin (ankle), S.Green (omitted)
R23 sub: Steely Green

GEELONG
In: J.Bews
Out: S.Neale (suspension)
R23 sub: Jack Bowes

West Coast v Sydney at Optus Stadium, 5.35pm AWST

WEST COAST
In: L.Grego, T.Dewar
Out: R.Maric (illness), M.Owies (injured)
R23 sub: Jacob Newton

SYDNEY
In: B.Grundy, R.Bice, Co.Warner
Out: P.Ladhams (omitted), C.Cleary (omitted), J.Dattoli (omitted)
R23 sub: Caiden Cleary

why a zoomers so fucking SOFT? millennials were mincers too, but you poofs are taking it to the next level.
alphas actually seem to be bucking the trend which is nice to see.

>>150337169
>forgot
excuse me what did you just say to me?

Leigh Montagna is a rapist

>>150337167
lotta indigenous boys in there
what's up with that

>dunstall FUMING
hmmm maybe the rumours are right

>>150337139
lgm

>>150337182
>dunstall FUMING
about what?
>hmmm maybe the rumours are right
about what?

>>150337182
he's right tho

>>150337190
he is a massive poof never seen with women and is not happy with rankine getting a 1 week discount

>>150337182
What the rumours that he belted his ex wife?

>>150337190
>about what?
Crows getting 5 weeks down to 4 by citing mental health issues.

you know what really makes me respect gays? making them a protected species that cannot handle even bad words. it's really endearing.

>>150337175
zoomers thinks their opinions matter
millenials are traumatized by the eternal boomer
alpha is Idiocracy personified

just found this place from another site
do you guys like footy with broden kelly and the div 12 ressies boys?

>>150337197
He was married for years. I think he still technically is but not sure they actually live together anymore. No idea why that's preferable to divorce when they don't have kids but the rumour is, as far as I know, that he and his wife have been living separately for years.

Does Sara Jones realise shes sitting next to a wife beater, a violent drunk and a rapist?

>>150337211
Doesn't make sense because she clearly loves Chief.

>zack merrett 250 games
kek what a kwab career
straight in after the drug saga and then absolutely nothing

Straffo just confirmed that he doesn't watch the AFL any more.

Are you blokes watching the GayFL football tonite?

>>150337246
Is this referring to the inconsistent 1 week discount or the fact it warranted a penalty at all?

>>150337241
No. As a non-Victorian, Essendon v Carlton is just as boring as Gold Coast v North. Victorians don't seem to understand this though

>>150337246
No you certainly may not!

>>150337251
this

Are you blokes excited for the match tonight?

Who do I trade this loser Rankine to with my last trade? Can McKay have another day out like last week against this Bombers defence? Thilthorpe against Roos? Cameron against Tigers with no Neale up forward?

>>150337246
do you think anyone other than us has ever thought this let alone asked him this question?

>>150337271
Didn't realize there was one.

>>150337271
not me im not

Hi i'm new. Here from reddit. Can't believe Rankine only got 4 weeks. Oh yeah fuck fascists!

>>150337251
I'm non-victorian and like to watch big vic clubs play it's just carlton and dosn have been crap for over a decade if this was a big game with finals implications with a packed mcg crowd it would be based sadly it's a dead rubber between two teams with uncertain futures.

>say you have mental illness
>get away with any shitty behaviour
Works like a charm.

you reckon that port spacker with tourettes has ever said something fucked on on field

>>150337322
Sounds like he should be playing in the AFLW

>>150337322
>>150337345
the Buddy Franklin gambit, very strong

why do they do this on anything worth discussing?

notice how they've shifted to outrage about the ban reduction to keep it going and not that they feel they can police speech. Want to protect faggots, tell me who they are so I can tailor my sledges for these uppity queers

Punch homophobes in the fucking head

>>150337378
this but faggots

>>150337378
>>150337382
Put your differences aside and treat both sets of people with respect.

>>150337378
t. guy who has his thumb inside the other fingers

£15 for a whole chicken and sides is pretty good for a takeaway lads

>browse through sportsbet feed
>every bet is 20+ legs at 4 figure odds
>hundreds of copies
there really are a heap of spastics out there isnt there

Dutto would have bent the knee to Bibi
based albo

>>150337397
fuck off pommy cunt fuckface ill bash you

>>150337397
the only thing taken away is your dignity for eating that garbage

>>150337397
Is this a Nandos or just a rip off chain? I know bongs do have it there.

oporto is based fuck heads

the big game between two big sides is about to start at the big mcg

never had oporto, never had Nando's because I'm not a fucking wog.

was going to say "why didn't they reschedule the gold coast game for tonight?" but I forgot essendon is technically involved in that game on wednesday lol

>>150337397
Food in the UK is a horrendous rip off compared to here. I paid something like $75 for two basic burgers, one fries and two drinks at Shake Shack in London. It was SHIT quality too

>>150337432
and gold coast is playing tomorrow lol lmao

HOLY LISPY POOF VOICE UMP

ive seen enough
these two sides wont be playing finals

What channel is the game on lads

the mighty g is fucking empty lmao

Lads, George just posted.

>>150337458
the history channel

why are they playing goldstein instead of their young ruck these last few rounds when they have 0 hope of winning

>>150337458
504

kek aflw scoring
what time are the men on?

>>150337435
Aye I haven't had a bad meal once here, the UK has hit the same prices for much lower quality

God I love beautiful young women

>>150337473
Ok Isaac we believe you, seriously, we believe you

>opposition goes to the mark even further back
>point at the ground angrily
fuck off

two bad teams

>>150337356
>.png

>>150337472
Dont you have to send a picture of your cock to Keir Starmer now if you want to look at porn online?

thesse bunch of cunting spastics kick a goal or nah?

spastic matt hill YELLING at a mark that obviously won't happen again shut up

>>150337484
>>150337484
this game was slopkino

Who is winning the game

Oh my god the bombers are going to win

Called it. >>150323340

the bombers are fighting to hold onto 15th from north

>>150337490
Yeah loving being on Aussie WiFi so I can see boobs haha

>>150337501
a fellow essendon enjoyer

every time players are argue all i can think about is someone saying faggot in the heat of the moment

Will White?

Curnow suits Sydney and Reid suits Hawthorn

>>150337514
he does

I'm a degenerate porn addict so I need porn to be banned

business idea: cybernetic implants that dont allow you to say bad things

don't give a p******* a*** about this match

i really hate to say it
but this umpire literally sounds like a faggot

>>150337496
yeah?

another excellent handball by cripps

im not homophobic
but that umpire sounds like a poofter and it angers me

motlop is terrible

When's Harry McKay going to shave his head? That bald spots getting bigger

It does my head in how /afl/ is both incredibly homophobic but will post naked men and gay fantasies at the first chance. If an afl men's player had their nudes leaked, its gauranteed they'd be spammed here

>>150337569
nah, he'll do a david king

>>150337581
thats just being strong in your sexuality idiot
>eeeek! a penis nooooo i might turn gay now

>>150337581
That's just gaysperg. It's just one guy spamming naked dudes, he's not all of us retard

>>150337581
it's just poosh posting trannies. Homos are vile predators.

>>150337581
Are poofters not allowed to self-criticise?

aw that deserved a goal

>>150337603
if it deserved a goal he would've kicked one ay

>>150337581
So would an AFLW player.

could go a mcdonaldland meal right now

>>150337472
How you liking their fish and chips? Ha quality gone to shit now that most chippies are run by browns?

Big Arch any good? might get some slop for Fast Food Friday

there's a really good pie shop in Seymour

Couple of qt girls in the new father's day Bunnings ad

Josh is a funposting chad, i bet he has a fun time posting ridiculous shit and pissing you losers off and laughing his arse off the hole time

>>150337629
Firs time i had one it was seriously good. Pause while eating to consider just how much I was enjoy it good. Second time was slop.

I'm going to the Lebo bakery tomorrow to get some falafels for lunch

would fuck ruby

I wouldnt mind a large tripple whopper meal right about now

fast food never worth it these days
doesn't even taste good

What ethnicity is Schleicher?

the only triple whopper i want is ella roberts

I'm a degenerate porn addict so I need porn to be celebrated

>i wonder how his mental health is going to be if he does get to play in the grand final and is relentlessly booed by 100,000 people
what fucking fantasy land do these poofs live in kek

>>150337668
shes fucking hot

reckon we had a replacement in the mod team because this one is good

>>150337683
Snoop and Izak doing a duo would break Tiktok fr

>>150337680
Based redditor

I'm just so bloody sad and lonely all the time

>>150337581
>If an afl men's player had their nudes leaked, its gauranteed they'd be spammed here
Chad Warner's bumhole wasn't posted here too often. Probably because he dickmogged everyone in here, but still.

>>150337668
>pointy shoes
>collingwood themed cuckcage for a ring
grim

>>150337703
shut up

>>150337638
I don't agree joshie it's when you lose an argument you start spamming trannies to get the jannies attention and then reporting everyone hoping they get banned silencing people who don't agree with you seems like pretty petulant behaviour and you can't handle the bants
you're probably a cop because you undoubtedly get banned all the time for spamming porn but somehow have 1 million different ip's all australian at that

>>150337703
cheer up Izak

>>150337686
Yeah, she is.

>>150337719
Get fucked arsehole. I pour my heart out for the world to see and that's how you respond?

>We got to install microwave ovens
>custom kitchen deliveries
>We got to move these refrigerators
>we got to move these color TVs

based Skull mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvqQEyYksHs

>>150337725
imagine licking that tummy

>>150337703
Ban this man for only four weeks instead of five.

>>150337728
>I can't play at the M C GGGGGGGGG

>>150337732
nice

Shiel's disposal is so trash.

these cunts don't even handball it anymore, it's throws all day

>>150337720
Like i said, he probbably laughs his arse off while making you seethe all the time

and respected by homos

>>150337748
They're athletes, not footballers desu

>>150337725
Ugly masculine Australian women.

>>150337754
What do you like? Little asian girls?

we'll never stop stop stop
til we get Tony the top top top
it's a prolapse here in the making

>>150337750
Nah he gets furious when people post about shit he hates that's why he flips out and spams and reports everyone. I'm not seething I just see it for what it is. Massive control freak.

mum asked why i'm taking the whole sauce bottle into my room

imagine rubys husky moans as her vagina envelopes your penis

>>150337762
No. I LOVE them.

>>150337725
Sweet Dee Gets An LG QNED TV

>>150337769
you need to shut up as well

umpire just said peter hudson haha

>>150337728
chune
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_zwjBKUJ_CE

>>150337762
I like big tall women with awful masculine personalities and terrible screeching dyke voices who have lived in the western world their whole life and are complete narcissistic entitled cunts because of it

We're starting a new regime around here

Can't help but notice lads, most AFL players seem to barely move in their careers. Like most players seem to stay at one club, maybe move on to another after 5 years. Only seen one lad with 3 clubs in his career clicking through a few on Wikipedia

What's that about?

Ruby... I...
>>>/wsg/5953917

>>150337788
Noice. Know a few like that if you need a hookup.

>>150337794
well most of them aren't millionaires so it's a big ask to move across the country

>>150337764
And laughs his arse off the whole time while pissing everyone off, I know

>>150337794
Loyalty it's probably something you aren't familiar with being where you come from.

>>150337794
Raped by stamp duty if you move.

>>150337801
Sure thing joshie.

this is a poor football match

this match is not on free to air

>>150337794
Being a one-club player is something many aspire to but desu it's definitely not as prevalent as it used to be. The amount of players that have played for at least two clubs is huge now. When a club legend like Luke Hodge becomes a two club player you know it's a thing that's becoming rarer.

>>150337811
players prolly just going through the motions until they can smoke some cones later without getting pinged by the drug testers

>>150337134
At least you know you were in the wrong.
We can all do better, thanks anon for the inspiring story

Even your samefagging is lame you just come off as sad these days.

>>150337815
>Have a choice between a dead rubber on Thursday night or a top 4 decider on Sunday night
>Choose the non-shit match
No brainer, innit?

what a spud kek

>>150337815
correct; 7 chose the sunday night match over this one

carlton winning by 25, nearly half time

Mad Monday LOOMS

>directly in front
>30 metres out
>MISSES
It's honestly disgusting watching these players sometimes

How do you miss that? I'd back most of the blokes posting here to kick that.

>>150337831
thanks mate

>>150337794
Joel Hamling is on the verge of joining his fifth club

Blind Freddy can see the Bummers are tanking

essendon recruiting right there

Who's samefagging?

Imagine relying on Brad Scott to give you a pepe talk every week

that goal/line umpire was a qt

>>150337844
feels bad man iykwim haha

>>150337839
Essendon could only drop one place and that's if North beat Adelaide. They aren't tanking which makes it even worse.

>>150337844
>a pepe talk

How can I realistically obtain a girlfriend

>>150337843
dunno ay im from the riverina go rams

thought houli retired

>>150337860
GFE prozzie experience

>>150337857
Look at moneybags with the top shelf drop

>>150337648
Whats good at a lebbo bakery? Got one here but never been. Smells awsome though when I walk past

>>150337839
>tanking
They legitimately can't climb any further up the ladder even with a win. They'd need Norf to beat Crows and/or Tiges to have a 70+ point win over Cats to drop down.

>>150337817
Even most of the big names of the 90s/early 2000s were multi club players.

Ablett? Hawthorn + Cats
Carey? Kangaroos + Crows
Locket? St. Kilda + Sydney
Modra? Adelaide + Fremantle
Buckley? Brisbane + Magpies
A. Rocca? Sydney + Collingwood
S. Rocca? Collingwood + North
Akermanis? Brisbane + Bulldogs
Ablett Jnr? Geelong + Suns
Chapman? Geelong + Essendon

etc

>>150337725
This picture almost makes me want to go out and be sociable. Almost.

I'd trade Blake Acres for a bag of plain Smiths

The Roccas were fucking based because they could kick the footy a long way

riewoldt just said they need a sudo tall

>>150337876
That was already said hot-shot clam your farm

>>150337883
bailey, brodie and henry would be a good trade for blake tbqh

>>150337886
Heard they had massive dicks, no homo.

>>150337883
He's a Fremantle plant just like Cerra

>>150337892
Didn't hit refresh before posting. You got two responses within two minutes. Deal with it.

>>150337900
Fuck they would have!

>>150337899
for me, it was vacant with the shotty

>>150337899
Never played it. I started with MW2

>>150337904
>Deal with it
It's dealt with, I told you to calm down lmao.

it's a long way to the top if you want a sausage roll

>>150337912
And all you've done is enrage me. Nice job, poof.

>>150337899
i think crossfire was the most iconic map here but somehow I always ended up playing on creek which is just an awful map

>>150337899
crisp

>>150337917
*to the shop

>>150337902
You got that right

>>150337910
Same but I played a bit of cod4 retrospectively. Never played the remastered game either

Anyone watching the game on stream?
I want a webm of Voss who clearly said "Gee, we're fucking shit" after that turnover near the end of that quarter.

>>150337919
Deal with it

>>150337921
pipeline was way more iconic

FUCK YOU WILL

>>150337874
They make some nice things with minced lamb

Might drink my head off tonite

>>150337943
probly best not to

>>150337899
Crossfire and Crash are legit the only ones I can remember. I played a lot of this game but just don't remember it. Can remember all the Gears of War and Unreal Tournament 2K4 maps and I spent a lot of time with all three games.

I honestly wish I were a raging alcoholic, I would be great company instead of the weird loser sperg that I am

>>150337899
now which map is the infamous "oh baby a triple" clip from?

>>150337950
CTE?

>>150337954
Don't think alcoholics are usually considered great company.

>>150337961
Maybe. Or maybe MW was just forgettable compared to other shooters.

for me, it was world at war

>>150337970
love the sniping mission in that one
it also has a great campaign

>>150337970
BONZAI

kek journo's turning on AFL House, for once they aren't beings faggots

>THEY'RE ALMOST A VICTIM OF THEIR OWN WOKENESS
You tell em, Chief.

>poofs mad
>anti poofs mad
shut up cunts

#homophobesarepeople

>>150337979
They legitimately couldn't have handled it worse. And they've demoted Laura Kane away so can't even blame it on her now.

>>150337983
>talking about footy related issue
>shut up cunts
brainlet

reminder that an umpire didn't move and toby got weeks for it

Kek Rankine got humiliation ritualed at Adelaide, had to apologise to the whole club including the womens team which would have heaps of angry lesbians in it

crazy how much people here shit on jews when protestants are unironically the source of everything wrong with the planet

>>150337728
>that little faggot fucken told the umpire

>victim of their own wokeness
crisp

>>150337989
who runs the Integrity Unit? some faggot no doubt. Cunts are almost as slow as the Tribunal. Need to pull their cocks out of the AusKick kids and do their fucking job.

>>150338000
fuck that
>you're all a bunch of faggots im out

Can you really get fired from a job for saying faggot?

>>150338000
sickening conduct for a man with mental health issues to be put through

>>150338000
He's going to be one of the most hated players in the entire league for years now. Even by people that hate fags. Hope he's ready to be the villain. He's a dirty sniper so he deserves it desu but ironic that he won't be hated for something that actually warrants the hate.

what if he is one of those gays that self loathe out of insecurity

>>150338020
might try it, I long for the NEET life.

I reckon instead of a suspension for homophobic language the player using the slur should be forced to deep throat the gay player with eye contact right in the middle of the ground.

Would stamp out foul language immediately

>>150338028
There's been like 4 players use the faggot slur in the past couple years, no one cares

When did someone's kink become some holy thing that needed to be protected?

>>150338028
People won't care other than maybe Collingwood supporters.

worlds gone mad

>>150338030
that should have been his excuse but swore the AFL to secrecy to not out him and only get a week kek

>>150338033
*calls someone a faggot everyweek*

we're the pride of south australia
and respected by our foes

Australian Faggot League

>>150338020
Absolutely. Sex Discrimination Act 1984 and Fair Work Act 2009 both give grounds for it. It just takes someone to complain. If an employer doesn't take action they risk being sued for creating a hostile workplace and losing bundles.

>>150338033
What if the gay player is strictly a bottom?

>>150338039
When certain Satan worshipping tribe usurped power

>>150338045
ahah monkey :D

>>150338020
Kek based terminally online /pol/neet

I am homophobic but I watch gay porn. I don't play by anyone's rules.

can a black player use a black racial slur?

>>150338037
It's the drama that came with it that has generated the hate. Most people don't actually care about faggots.

>>150338044
Wait and see. He'll get booed against teams that aren't the Pies and Suns.

>>150338061
based Norm

Which gay slurs would be allowed?

>>150338073
Port maybe.

>>150338079
pole smoker

>>150338065
>thought I was bisexual for a time
>decide to test it out
>go watch gay porn
>have zero arousal/interest
Watching gay porn ironically confirmed that I was straight

>>150338092
I thought I was bisexual too but then I had several hookups with blokes and never enjoyed a single one at all. Unironically what the fuck is this?

>>150338079
depends on the poof receiving it

>>150338065
Rankine should've tried this as his defence.

>>150338079
It's a good question. The AFL should publish a list of acceptable slurs.

Its actually incredible the amount of woke brainwashing power the AFL has

>>150338101
Could a homophobic man do this?
>shows sub to f1nnster onlyfans

>>150338100
yeah you would receive it ya big queer

Don’t think mumza has had a cock inside her since she gave birth to me 30 years ago. Poor lass.

>>150338114
>>150338058
*subverts you*

>>150338124
should we all come over and give her 30 years of cock at once

should have called him zesty

>>150338092
>>150338099
Humiliation ritual

>>150338092
What even made you suspect you were bisexual? Were you looking at men and thinking, "yeah, I could probably suck his cock if I had to"?

Kek I haven’t regularly posted here for about two years despite being quite prolific ITT for ages. Fuck I’ve forgotten how much fun it is

>>150338114
>Demons

>>150338137
For me it’s that I would get horny and then want to do gay shit. This isn’t a porn fetish or something either because I’ve been like this since a little kid. Legitimately wonder sometimes if I was molested and I can’t remember it happening because I’ve got all the symptoms of a abuse victim.

>>150338065
>>150338092
Porn is just boring without a penis. If there's no ejaculation then you're really just wasting your time.
Haven't seen women with an ejaculating strap on - maybe that's a bit different - but doubt it.

>>150338092
>go watch gay porn
>have zero arousal/interest
>>150338149
>I would get horny and then want to do gay shit
Have you tried pegging?

i'm straight but love sucking and fucking trannies

>>150338156
nothing gay about pegging

>>150338159
f*ggot

What are gay relationships like? Are they like straight ones where the couple are exclusive to each other?

>>150338172
he might've meant ftms

>>150338172
>>150338179

call me whatever you want. i'm not gay

>>150338187
>Gay? Nah man, I just love the sensation of a meaty cock in my mouth. Of course I mean the throbbing cock of a man pretending to be a woman. Nothing gay about that. I mean, if he wasn't pretending to be a woman I could see how you'd be confused.

Listening to "candle shop" music again, you know the sort of shop where you can buy dream catcher's.

i was good mates with this american bloke to the point where i was even acquaintances with his irl friends, and had known him and regularly talked to him for like 7 years, until he randomly deleted his discord and wiped his socmed for no reason, something which his irl friends were even confused about
not sure what drives a man to do this

>>150338201
one word "woman"

>>150338201
If you're still in contact with his irl friends why not ask them for another means of contact then actually ask him?

Have you legends enjoyed the footy tonight?

>>150338220
Been poor desu.

corrrrr

>>150338214
as i mentioned he is a bloke and is still a bloke, and from what i gather is still single if that's what you were implying.

>>150338217
i asked them what was going on, they don't know, this also happened 5 months ago so i am simply moving on with life. still was just thinking about how it came out of nowhere.

Its probably already been mentioned, but adelaide would now have to lose its first final for Rankine to be any chance to play in the big dance.

>>150338242
they'll lose both kek

>>150338240
that wasn't what I was implying I'm saying he had an interaction with a woman that left him in a situation where he felt he needed to delete all his social media and sever ties with his old friends for reasons I'm sure you can imagine

Might put a cheeky bet on rankine for norm smith.

>>150338253
but he is still friends with those irl guys, just doesn't have any social media. also that actually did happen to an aussie friend of mine but he remade his shit and added us back.

i did the same years ago after a depressive breakdown episode but none of my "friends" ever bothered checking up on me

>>150338284
>that actually did happen to an aussie friend of mine but he remade his shit and added us back.
yeah so your american friend is probably in the process of doing that pretending he's gone to ground hoping it will blow over and then make a new account and add his old friends to that

might go over to the adelaide oval tomorrow night for the port game, historic event before their dissolution as a club due to lack of interest and unincarcerated fans

>>150338295
not this shit we've been through this sometimes you need to ask for help not just expect it people have their own lives to live

>>150338296
five months is a long time to wait, don't think he's coming back but i guess i'll ask around
think he's just a spacky but still kind of miss him tbdesu
would rather think about this than the miserable state of the footy this year

>>150338253
>he had an interaction with a woman that left him in a situation where he felt he needed to delete all his social media and sever ties with his old friends for reasons I'm sure you can imagine
NTA but I can't imagine. What sort of interaction with a woman leaves you wanting to delete everything?

imagine how angry the trannies in the port cheer squad are

>>150338307
>friends since early childhood, grew up together, etc
>talk with each other constantly through thick and thin
>i have a breakdown
>they never inquire what happens or try to reach me, just throw me away
real friends inquire on each other's wellbeing if something is off or different, not fuck them off when they apparently need them the most

>>150338270
For that to happen, they'd have to win an away prelim likely against Brisbane.

>>150337472
it's no greggs thoughbeit

>>150338334
I did preface the bet as cheeky.

>>150338333
How are they supposed to know you had a breakdown if you just cut yourself off? Are they mind readers? For all they know you just ended things with them because you no longer wanted to be friends.

>>150338317
stop pretending to be coy

>>150338358
I'm genuinely not. Just tell me.

pretty funny how piesperg has to be all fag rights now

>>150338358
Why don't you answer the question?

>>150338357
>talk to each other near everyday for years
>friend suddenly seems off, acting out the ordinary
>should i inquire what's happening?
>nah fuck it can't be bothered
real friends inquire about each other's wellbeing when they don't seem or act okay, not fuck them off and throw them away and not care how they are

why is this anon pretending he hasn't heard of bpd lol

>>150338364
He hit her full force in the face after she backtalked him and then she said she'd go to the authorities so he had to do damage control and delete all his socials to stop it from getting out to his friends or something like that lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k4Gcp4GSzk
funny movie haha

>>150338238
would be raiding their change room and taking their match worn bras and knickers

>>150338376
huh?

>>150338375
You're such a narcissist. Real friendship is a two way street and if you don't extend to people that you're not doing well they may genuinely not know. You may be apparent that you're acting out of the ordinary and why but they could have absolutely no idea and interpret it completely. Did you ever extend them the same sorts of courtesy or concern? Or make it apparently clear that something was wrong instead of just huffing like a woman and then getting mad when someone doesn't attend to your feelings and ask you why?

>>150338333
Not in this country, you might have learned that from American TV show

Thing is if he did hit her deleting all his socials was probably the bad move because you want to prove you were still getting along.

>>150338403
another one of my friends in this group had a similar breakdown and we all huddled around and supported him when he shut himself away from the world suddenly and motivated him to get help. is he a narcissist too because he didn't seek help, but was given it out of the goodness and care of his other friends such as myself? i go through the same and i get thrown away and ignored. the fact that i had i was otherwise had been very social for years and suddenly cut myself off was evidence something was wrong. my "friend"ship group was familiar with the signs and knew what it means because it had happened to another one of us before and we supported him until he got better. i never received the similar care i gave.

I'm emotionally stunted and socially incompetent

I need a rifle.

>>150338424
You've been complaining about this for years now

>>150338424
I'd be willing to be the circumstances were different but you may not be objective and able to see it. Have you ever wondered why these bad friends were able and willing to be good friends to another person in your social circle in such a situation but not you? Is the only answer that they're bad friends?

This game is terrible.

>>150338435
t. Izak 'Faggot Hunter' Rankine

>>150338446
Something must be done. Only true action will affect change.

>>150337581
>/afl/ is one person

Another awful game of football

>>150338439
it's the only reasonable explanation, yes. if you want me to be objective, i can tell you i was a very pleasant and nice and good friend before my breakdown.

I deleted all social media apps and group chats because can't be fucked reading their daily shit about crypto and housing prices but my mates know if they text me for a BBQ or head for lunch I'll always go.

Could francis hook me up with a good chateau in France?

garn bed

>>150337769
crazy that at least a few blokes out there don't have to imagine

>>150338369
Not piesperg but a Collingwood supporter.
There's absolutely nothing compelling me to be pro homosexual in the slightest. My opinion is that faggots can do what ever they want, it's none of my business. Don't make it my business and there's no problems.

The football club is playing to the rules that the AFL has laid out. If Nick said something similar, do you think every other club wouldn't jump at the chance to remove him from finals?

>>150338470
that's fair I have like 900 unread messages in like 3 group chats.

>>150338470
>There's only one possible explanation
>Yes, I'm objective, I was perfect before my breakdown.
I am not convinced. I bet if you reach out now and inquired as to why the friendship ended the honest response would not please you and then you'd still end up convincing yourself that someone else was the problem.

I deleted my facebook because I never used it. Nobody even noticed either including my immediate family.

>>150338495
Meant for >>150338463

>>150338499
Same

Such a shame that carlton don't have a clash jumper to use tonight

Is Barnaby French?

>>150338505
must've been in the wash

such a shame carlton exists

4chan is full of real winners isn't it?

Fuck it's the last quarter I though there was still another quarter to go what a terrible match.

>>150338495
i never said perfect. if i reached out the answer would be 'you deleted your social media and your phone didn't work (subtext: and i couldn't be bothered doing anything beyond that though i know where you live because i've been there many times before and i never bothered to try to seriously get in touch with you when you were evidently not mentally well because i simply could not be bothered to make a serious inquiry about my alleged best friend's wellbeing)'

Fuck I love racism

>>150338549
I dont

>Missing your final kick at the club
Bit in this I reckon.

>>150338542
look even if what you say is true it's time to move on and get over it make new friends or don't stop whinging about old ones
everyone here has probably lost a friend or been betrayed by someone close but if you let that be what defines you then you'll always be a victim
go to the pub have a beer chat shit with some locals or something i dunno you've been harping on about this shit for years and years now be a man for a change

>>150338542
Yep, you've got all the answers. They're bad guys and you're a good guy. Now you're free to find some real friends that like you for you and will always be there for you when you need them.

>>150338486
i don't care mate getting banned for words is extremely gay and retarded

>>150338558
it's not something i actively think and seethe about. the relevant conversation popped up and i contributed

>>150338563
yes, exactly, and i already have.

>>150338542
you're a fucking faggot mate. Insufferable.

this spastic that ghosted everyone in his life and is STILL complaining about it kek
should give mindfulness a crack

>>150338542
>your phone didn't work (subtext: and i couldn't be bothered doing anything beyond that though i know where you live because i've been there many times

>2025
>Cold rocking up to someone's house
jesus christ, my man. It's not the 90s anymore.

in a few years time we will look back on these homophobic slur suspensions the same way we look back at those raising your arms at an ump 50 metre penalties

>>150338571
good for you mate glad you've moved on and found real friends

>>150338580
it wasn't in 2025, and they were almost like family so randomly rocking up wasn't an issue

>>150338588
cheers mate

TDK looks like he's about to cry.

>>150338566
Absolutely.
I 100% agree.
The AFL are a bunch of faggots for banning people so heavily for speculative harm, especially when actual demonstrable harm gets punished as a lower rate.

>Put someone in hospital
3 weeks
>Offend imaginary people
5 weeks, (down to 4 because of "medical reasons")

>b-but Clarkson's homophobic slur!
Honest question. Did anyone think of cocksucker as a homophobic slur prior to that?
I mean, logically, yeah, it is, but for me it always registered as a stronger version of a 'dickhead' type insult.

Thinking I need to go to instanbul but to reignite Constantinople.

Does anyone seriously think De Koning is staying?

Would

>>150338660
bpd eyes

>>150338656
He's leaving (hence the boos). Can't blame him though if St. Kilda are offering him $1.7m.

>>150338660
>>150338663
where did this lidded phenotype come from I see it a lot in aussie women, is it due to some kind of corruption in their bloodline?

>>150338667
Yeah, I don't blame him but it also feels like everyone knows so the charade and the 'will he, won't he?' discussion just feels silly.

>>150338677
AFL won't allow it to be announced so they just need to pretend. Same thing with Ablett Jnr -> Gold Coast, Dangerfield -> Geelong.

Good clicks for the media riling up the nuffies.

>>150338654
bring turkbro back

>>150338690
We'll be seeing the same scenes and same discussion with Allen on Saturday, another one everyone knows is leaving despite the coach coming out and lying earlier today that "we see him as a required player".

>>150338713
Harley Reid as well.

>>150338636
Plenty of women suck cock too, is it a sexist slur as well?

>>150338727
thing is some people enjoy sucking cock...

fucking hate urban sprawl, takes 30+ minutes to go/do anything

imagine a aflw player getting banned for calling opponent a rug muncher

>>150338667
Has this even been confirmed yet?
I'm wondering if he potential pay has been reduced with the resigning of Wanganeen Milera.

Forking out ~4 mill for 2 players is insane. Especially when they've got to fit in the other 44 in on ~13-14 mil.

>>150338760
Just warchest destination club things.

I like it up the arse but I don't like sucking cock

lol

>>150338747
take the architecturespergpill

>>150338781
based sissy

>>150338807
reckon i just might, more of an urban planning sperg though tbdesuwy

why are people more homophobic towards bottoms than tops?

>>150338816
all good can't have one without the other

>Sarah crossed out 14 of the 15 Bombers on the out of contract list
kek. I wonder who the won she kept was? I'm guessing Draper crossed out because she conceded he's going. I'd give Prior another year at least. Unless Draper was the one and he's one that's almost definitely leaving? Grim if so.

pick 3 for owies

>>150338927
Why would Richmond do that?

>>150338660
good fap material -> @gretamiller_

tiff has gone back to posting her body

>>150339027
who?

>>150339027
let me know when pal does

>>150338660
>>150338995
corrr

ugh. stop objectifying me, boys. ugh.

>>150339050
AFL umps look like THAT?!?!?!?!

wow gerard made a long speech about how the afl administration is bad in his annoying voice so brave

lads how do i get in shape in two weeks

>>150339069
meth mostly

>>150339050
that's a man look at the bulge

>>150339050
Oh man, her vagina is right there. Just right there beneath that piece of fabric.

>>150339098
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

i find instagram so crazy, girls with professional jobs posting pictures of themselves in bikinis with their nipples, arsecheeks and sometimes camel toe visible, all freely available to the public.

>>150339069
As in lose body fat or become athletic after being sedentary?

>>150338995
good wife material -> @tammyhembrow

corrr

every 2nd women under 30 in this country talks like a fucking american and i'm sick of it

It's like you guys discover women exist every day. I wish I were that simple, must be bliss.

>>150339103
it really is bizarre
>>150339108
bit too bimbofied for my liking

>>150339108
holy grim

>>150339120
i don't talk to women so i don't have this problem
>>150339122
same

>>150339106
yeah

crazy how women still think fake tits look good

>>150339122
don't know what you're on about mate. we're all gay here

>>150339126
that is the worst belly button i have ever seen

imagine their bums after a game all sweaty and flushed

>>150339132
You're not going to become athletic in two weeks unless you were recently fit.
If you want to drop body fat then fast. If you decide to do a water fast research it extensively before you start and don't be reckless.

I'm putting together a team...

>>150339140
they have no understand of what looks good any more, they only know what's popular and mistakenly conflate the two

>>150339126
Is this Sniff's missus? She has the body of a 40 something milf pornstar.

>>150339154
What will their team name be?

>>150339126
If I wore that, I reckon I'd be really annoyed by the twisted strings.

>>150339166
hmmm

they're going to have to stop suspending people for homophobia because that policy is clearly racist

imagine if a guy was fucking your arse and he pissed inside you and then you farted out a pissy enema, fuck that would be hot
collingwood by 50 tomorrow night, it's our year

>>150339194
hell yeah go pies

imagine if you didn't spam gay shit
imagine if you weren't a cop

>>150339273
?

>>150339284
huh?

guh?

>>150339159
>milf
about that...

>>150339170
Wouldn't you be?

>>150339477
Your balls hanging out the side would probably be more uncomfortable.

finger smells like cheese after rubbing the back of my ear

what sort of cheese?

>>150339154
chuck in Peter Everett in ruck, Damian Monkhurst on the bench, and why not add Adam Selwood for the slut comment to Headland’s daughter

I’m literally not masturbating ever again

>>150340243
what did you fap to this time?

>>150339154
Powell's at the wrong end of the field.

currently moving everything from my old apartment to my new one. this is comfy at 2 AM

>>150340529
need a hand mate?

RUOK?

Just want to clear two things up.
Number one: smash that black cunt.
Number two: faggot.
Go Crows.

>>150340709
no but steven relocate

imagine supporting complete and utter plastic franchises like the camry crows or freo kek

big shit incoming AAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>150343512
Support a REAL team with SOUL like the Gold Coast Suns.

Just got home from toil, lads.

>>150344306
Best have a rest before you head back to the cage.

>>150344366
Done for the week.

>>150344306
how do u get home so late? no one should have to work at night it's bad for you

Good morning alf

New

>>150344671
>>150344671
>>150344671

>>150344664
Shelves need to be stacked.

>>150344692
we are truly the modern slaves being forced to stack shelves at night when we could do it perfectly fine during the day