Thread 150338070

cricket waiting room
non-cricket (donedred) still going. yawn

YFO

offspin

reminder noncejeet is a nonce who has fantasies about babies

Pavement

Reminder >we even made better poprock music than the tepid engl*sh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbAEkfXSDE

really set him off with my colonised truthnuke in the last thread kek
>w-we aped some of the britishers work though sir

funniest Indian cope is when you see those insta reels that are "most powerful nation of each century" and they're all just going "sir you have only studied european history" when its half shit like the mongols, huns, tiurmuds, ottomons etc

feeling chinese today

absolute bombshells dropped in tonight's ep of home and away lads

just had a chinese lunch myself mate. whats everyone else got on for the ol Dinesh Scrandimal?

mad how bard and I exist on the same wavelength

bnob you estranged or orphaned?

not sure why this bnobnob gimmick started. that lad is mentioning him every 4 posts

hankering for a bouldering

your welsh genes certainly aren't lol

>bnob trying to deflect
Answer the question: estranged or orphaned?

>>150338318
Are you my Antipodean brother with a BITCH of a Bosnian ex?

>>150338860
its a mistake to bare your soul to a yugoslav

can confirm russian women are like that too

might take out a second mortgage and buy a yamaha BB734A

possibly the only white boy in the perth cbd capable of appreciating the new clipse record

That’s an expensive piano. For me, unless you are up past grade 8 and either giving concerts or teaching, a basic upright will do fine.

it's a bass guitar lad

>big arms is an insult
ohnonono ol toothpicky, you'd think with such little blood flowing to your arms more would get to your brain but apparently not

What does it have over the fender precision?

hey google, play black americans react to afl compilation

active pickups and I already own a p bass

>>150340148
lmao shitjeet in charge of knowing about music. exposed that freak

who's your favourite chaser ol' bingoey

>bnob still dodging whether or not he's estranged or orhpaned
Hit a nerve? I suspect so.

kek don't know why The Chase keeps catching strays from zachy. it's no The Weakest Link but it's not a bad little quiz desu

missing the point really fatty

not him you daft neek

Fender Ultra Luxe Vintage is calling me

>That’s an expensive piano
lmao what a retard

Do you miss your parents bnob?

week off next week lads
getting the designer ciders in

>playing live instruments
As obsolete as test cricket in the age of the hundred

>week off
>will just be a dork in york as always
bard would have gone to 2-3 countries around Europe

What kind of tit spends his time off work drinking alone in his bedsit? Hahaha imagine being such a loser, just imagine. Drinking alone until you pass out in your bedsit. Haha imagine sneaking to different off licences so as to preserve your self image kek.

not a bedsit, going south, and that's definitely not a bedsit x

not me
I'm going bari

>bnob bnob bnob bnob
kek, neither of his personas can stop saying this. persona 1 never recovered from the freethinker front-foot cut for six and persona 2 never recovered from the cousin exposé front-foot cut for six

>Oval Invincibles to be renamed "MI London" at the behest of their Indian owners

Curious to see if ANY non-Indian fans remain once these sorts of changes happen. Will only drive the county fans away even further

>>150342477
meds (hopefully ozempic included) then bed you fat cunt

stay mad and come up with another poll you can (attempt to) rig

No one would beat Zachy if it was a poll to find the biggest neek on /cric/

I would beat Zachy (physically attack him)

bard and zachy are the namefagless namefags of cric. I don't care about either
Aus to beat SA in the upcoming cricket match

chad sport for white people

Fat neek bnob missing who's posts are who like his misses his parents

>>150345280
very spastic-composed sentence

one more day of toil before two days of being blissfull drunkenness

the older you get the quicker time moves
yeah I think 'TGIF' for a brief moment or 2 at 5pm but before 6pm I'm already thinking 'toil looms'

I'm thinking so

guarantee you wouldn't be able to tell 320 v lossless in a blind test. fell for the /mu/ memes I'm afraid mate

I'm sure the guy at pitchfork who gave it a 0 used a 320kbps rip too

shall keep listening to it in the way it was intended

>>150346191
ive been in music production for 8 years and think it took me 5 years to hear the difference between a 320kbps mp3 and a FLAC
So yeah youre right, 99% of the world cant hear the difference

Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange…well don’t get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren’t stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you’ll be glad you did.

MI London fan like my father before me. Win-win for India

I might buy a tape player
vinyl > tape > cd > the rest

Flac > the rest

It's just more convenient

>he bought the mp3 vinyl, not the flac vinyl
kek everyone laugh at him

winbu69 on insta highly recommend having a geeze

my car cigarette lighter is cooked so I went to jb hi first ro get some blank cds and the zoomer girl at the counter just went "umm cds? no we dont have them hahaha" and looked at me like I was a freak

Dewald Brevis breaks Lara's record today

>>150346724
adam you should always remove the tracking off the end of the links
it just showed me your insta profile

>>150346747
mad stuff

delete your last reply to me and we can clean up the paper trail a bit more :)

feeling very embarrassed lads

>>150346724
Tf is this?

>>150346823
been there, I only know about the tracking shit because ive doned it me self

Where the fuck is big Beau Webster?
I hope the cunts havent dropped him out of their ashes selection possibilities

>>150346343
>tfw there are "people" posting here after this copypasta was written

>>150346931
>he didn't learn from snowden and assange and not being a techlet

Snowden was not an organic whistleblower
read into it

I wish I had a thick neck

>>150346706
I got a new phone at JB just last week
They definitely still have CDs
The little cunt was lying to you

크리켓 사람이 있어요?

>>150348498
blank writables to burn not albums etc

>>150348691
yea I saw both lad
my Woollies still sells blanks too
I've got a stack of about 25 from 2003 I could ship to you kek

>>150348671
no one likes cricket lad
it's all just self loathing blogposters here

hour to the game
Connolly potentially coming in for Hardie

>>150348797
legitimately had to drive to a big w 45 minutes away to get some fuming at the state of this country

feel like cricket has lost its place with the youth in this country. don't really see any interest in the game with the zoomers now coming through into the workforce

bit of a kino lil ground

>>150349186
lush it reminds me of one of >ours

>>150349186
is that the airport in the background?

>>150349186
Comfy

damn alyssa got the full silk powersuit on

>>150349366
Her body language makes it look like she's terrified of the guy that isnt Hadds

the coward pat cummins

going to be pissed if Brevis gets out cheaply again

Feels good knowing this is the last hurrah of South Africa and they will regress into zimbabwe tier never to be heard of again.

Carey will have a shocker in the field, its inevitable

>>150349479
>last hurrah
they've got arguably the best young talent in the world right now, so the last hurrah will last another decade at least

>>150349490
so true

>>150349505
I highly doubt it.

GONE GOTTEM
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
WALK THE FUCK OFF

how can one walk while sitting champ

execute all south africans

starting with marnie

Andrew "Rĕddit" McGlashan again too cowardly to respond to my scathing critique of his cricinfo commentary style

back to dorset lad

>de snoozey
hit a farkin six cunt

mitch marsh was a frequent customer at flipside in north freo when I worked there
when he comes in by himself he orders two burgers and chips. when he comes in with the mrs its just the one burger and a coke zero. sad!

poostralia

one dayers are soulful and much more entertaining than t20s

>>150349851
think you'll find theres not a single shit on the ground at this stadium

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

smol dick /cr*c/
big cock /hoc/

>>150349947
i watched some hockey fights in slowmo last night, they should be embarrassed

>>150349956
hard to plant your feet on ice, please understand

cba just approved my credit card application finna cop the BB734A tomorrow

but it's such a big piano mate

thinking absolute the absolute carnage I would cause if you locked a dozen leafs in a rink with me

free spot up for grabs in my golf group lads
royal freo 18 holes teeing off at 9:42am tomorrow. you'll be my guest so be on your best behaviour

wish i could join fella but its in freo

BREVIS TIME

coooooooeee

>>150338070 (OP)
Evening /cric/

Has everyone seen the new trailer for the upcoming film Big Bold Beautiful Journey, starring Colin Farrell, Margot Robbie and the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon?

https://youtu.be/xdKP22EaAuU?si=V4eRTALOjjy0RvfE

uhh brevisbros?

god we actually have the most dire micks in all of spee

>>150350205
more of a short format player

>>150350208
grire

name a single shield talent who could become a great of the game (you can't)

>>150350429
jacob bethell... NOT

GONE GOTTEM
TAKE YOUR KIT OFF

shit gets wickets

safferbros.....

At a wedding today
Probably gonna get too drunk and embarrass myself

the bazzers play SA in a ODI series straight after this
should be an interesting point of comparison

Who's winning?

zampa has a really good odi record
had always thought he was a bit of a t20 memer

>>150350504
the story? south africa

>struggling to complete the overs
>winning the story

Wonder if I can get away with watching Worcestershire vs Glamorgan at my phone while I'm meant to be celebrating these nuptials

did you ever give that best man speech? did the jokes land. don't know how I'm randomly remembering this, it was ages ago

>>150350429
a full strength Joel Paris

>>150350477
better to do your drinking by yourself in the privacy of your dimly lit flat for this reason

350 was on the cards earlier
now looking less likely you would think

reddit: the odi series is on so the neeky narcissist has to drop in and check on his bf batting

gone
gottem
off you go I guess

still an ok score I reckon
*not actually watching the game so don't know how the pitch is playing

>>150350188
I love Sarah Gadon

>samefagging and simping at the same time
just fuck off cunt

Keshav hit a six through the power of Hanuman

been seeing Gadon poster for 10+ years since the /tv/ days. mad that. wonder if he'll still be posting her when she's 60

>>150350569
Yeah I did

Was unironically very successful with numerous people I didn't know coming up to congratulate me for it afterwards, and one even saying I should join Toastmasters and take up after dinner speaking as a hobby

Managed to deliver the whole thing without prompts (not intentionally, my phone screen locked when I was trying to surreptitiously look at it), and I think that went down well

Labumeme is done

remember labuschagne?

don't think australia are very good at cricket

Old farts Starc and Cummins are the only ones carrying this side

>>150350856
why are they not playing?

Ngidi looking elite

>>150350863
Saving themselves for the IPL and IBBL

Guess it's up to the big strong Best Australians to try and bail out the team again

nice larp but none of the aus flags are from west aus
it's all sydney / melb

two juggernauts at the crease now

>Green Marsh
well yeah, they usually are :^)

If they were a wet golf course, they'd be Marshy Green iykwim haha

lads I thought Ausgaylia were meant to be good at ODIs

unironically clue what a marsh s

WOLLOP

clip that

okay garmin, save video

fucken pissin down in Sydney aye

lovely weather in perth
as is typical for perth
insane people choose to live anywhere else

just see Aus as one big same country and culture desu. what are the stereotypes or differences about people from Perth and Sydney / Melbourne?

>>150351288
Sydney - rainy but fun with lots to do, probably the best place there overall
Melbourne - hot and a bit of a soulless city like any other similar place (your Hong Kongs, your Torontos etc) but also lots to do. Poor man's Sydney
Perth - hot flat desert I guess. nobody really knows anything about it outside Aus except that it's far. might unironically be most famous for the cricket ground

>pozzfailia
Ashes are in the bag

The trick with a best man speech is keep it short. You aren’t a professional comedian and you are not capable of keeping a crowd amused for any length of time. Nobody has ever enjoyed a long speech at a wedding, don’t come between the guests and the free booze.
Thank everyone for coming, thank the whoever for organising, compliment the bride, crack one clean joke at the husband, wish the couple well, ask everyone to drink. Bosh. Five minutes maximum.

the narcissistic neek gets a few polite 'for the sake of it' compliments by the groom's uncle Joe and suddenly thinks he's an expert

HINDU POWER OF SLOW LEFT ARM STRIKES AGAIN

Cameron Green, you ARE an Ashes player

why was cam green playing a test match?
would have been better to baz it about, perhaps

Shane Warne rated Cameron Green extremely highly but it's ok the incels on /cric/ don't so he must not be good then

GOAT
>batsman
Sachin
>quick
Jazzy B
>leggie
Kumble
>offie
Bhajji
>SLA
Keshav
>chinaman
Kuldeep
>all rounder
Jaddu

any proper cricket on? how long until the ashes (mens)?

Australia Mumbai Indians vs England Kolkata Knight Riders

>>150351487
like 90 days

>>150351288
perth melbourne aren't that different because huge amounts of western australians moved from victoria

the sort of general cultural groups I'd say exist are are the top end of WA and the whole Territory which are basically empty and heavily indigenous, northern Queensland, southern Queensland and NSW, then Victoria, south west WA (incl Perth) and Tasmania. South Australia sort of sits in the latter group but is a lot less irish/wog influenced than the others

>>150351288
gold coast is like geordie shore but aussie
sydney is big city wankers, the finance bro types
melbourne is big city wankers, the hipster types

It is so obvious the commentary isn't at the ground

Australia's entire hopes of winning this series rest on an Englishman

>>150351563
basically, then just versions on that theme plus dumb retard queenslanders

otherwise the difference comes from minorities, like Melbourne has a shitload of greeks and italians (at one point athens was the only city in the world with more greeks living there, lebanese in sydney, pacific islanders and maori in queensland, germans in australia, white africans and italians and greeks (but less than melbourne) in perth

>Burger to Carey, OUT
would rather eat in actually haha

England's chance of winning the MI Ashes rests entirely upon a
>peewee
>zimbabwean
>barbadian
>paki
>mick

eoin morgan easily the most brainful man in international cricket eho was basically being picked as a specialist captain for 5 years has not been given any role in the ecb makes you think I wonder what feature of eoin morgan as a person makes that happen hmmm

direish people are dire but have somewhat athletic genes. can't say the same about blokes from Caernarfon can you

how old is english?

>>150351288
>Perth
Cashed up bogans with land cruisers and jet skies shtting mining cash and South Africans who decided to move in the 90s but don't like it if you ask why
>Melbourne
Italians and Greeks who can only say "mate" "bloody" and "farkin" in English but will also be able to recite anyone eho ever played footy for Carlton inbthe last 100 years, they them polycule hipsters, blue collar trade unionist types, rich people pretending they're poor. Very Manchester in many ways
>Sydney
rich people pretending they're even richer, arabs and yuoslavs, methed up cumskins outside of Sydney, act like the wngire country revolves around Sydney. Very London in many ways.
>Adelaide
Post industrial methed up shithole. No end to grim depraved serial killers.
>Darwin
Abo
>Hobart/Launceston
environmentalists and inbreds
>Briabane
Sydney but more base
>Gold Coast
Miami but Polynesians instead of Cubans

Hardie has a FC high score of 174*

>>150351835
nice one lad

>>150351674
The english people are born to be ruled by foreigners

britjeet thought morgan was english lmao back to listening to champagne supernova lad

im half scottish half english
never been to britain
but feel a deep primal desire to see britain rid itself of its current plague

>Xavier Bartlett
Corr proper Tarq name that is

britjeet looked at morgan's cricket bat and said 'that's an expensive piano' KEK

Modern England is perhaps the most grim nation in Europe, I genuinely do not know why you are not all on a plane to Australia right now. Spiritually this is a much healthier country to live in

went to Aus and i) very grim weather ii) lazy beach life with not much else to do / no culture iii) too many bindians there now, it's not much different to here

ive gotten deep into the britpol reels on insta recently
honestly the most cooked govt in the world right now

>pozzlander reading comprehension
Ngidi decimating these charlatans with the Jazzy B slower ball

Zoompa looks like such a spaz with those glasses on

toilberg playing Friday tunes
got dire taste in music

One of the gayest things thats happened in cricket recently is this nonsense about protecting the bad batsmen from the strike
Watch one of our tailenders refuse a single because theres a "worse" tailender at the other end

t. Tim Paine at Headingly

Hindus are just too elite at SLA

>>150352045
sad that glammylad got bullied off here and doesn't do his friday tunes now because everyone bullied him for having shit taste

remember how langer literally got fired because he would do thinks like sit the team down after headingley 2019 and ask uncomfortable questions like "why did you have everyone on the boundary when stokes was facing the last ball of each over" "why were you worried about stopping leach from hitting fours and not stopping him from hitting a single" "what do you think we could have done to not lose an unlosable game" while nathan lyon and tim paine were getting angry and yelling I DON'T NEED TO WATCH THIS AGAIN, THE BLOKE HAD A BLINDER ALRIGHT LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT

>Great Barrier Reef arena
>not actually in the sea
Nice to see us getting noticed:
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/meet-the-man-putting-hundreds-of-england-flags-up-around-york/

Silly series anyway. Playing on meme grounds in the wops without any of our best players

>>150352100
Coaches are meant to make the players feel good about themselves, okay mate?

if langer is so good, why isn't he coaching england?

>>150352179
too busy robbing the taxpayer blind at minres

York really is rorke:the city

i like to think of it as looking like something out of dragon quest

we're in here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ShMW0bnkI

Seem to remember England got iced in the next game, so maybe the professional coach and vastly experienced international cricketer knows a thing or two more than some fat neek snarking away

about to order some bo luc lac if anyone else wants to get their order in

>>150352253
jeez 50k viewers

won't be watching reddit: the ODI series personally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCdUn1i19-g
sitting down to watch this kino

wrx parked outside my house hmmm don't like that

its past my bedtime

don't even need to open that link to know it's some yank sloppa
every time

was about 8 years old when I realised prank calls are for unfunny dickheads

not watching that

we need to bring warner out of retirement for odis

>bnob still dodging the estranged or orphaned question
Which is it?

>>150352253
>shaheens
ShaHEEMED

britjeet copping it quite badly this thread

Chris Lynn is playing a club game of 20/20 400 metres from my apartment

reckon I'm in the mix for best cricketer on /cric/ now that bard is washed

best boulderer on /cric/ me

me + 2 weeks of training = v3 aka toothpicky's level
the gift of athletic genes

sitting next to a screenwriter for sky on the train

>>150353195
you can't even do 7 pull-ups deluded fatty and literally don't move all day

plateaued at 77% on the scrandle, to think one month ago I was scraping the 80% stratosphere

72% for me
more of a new york mini fella these days

>can't do 7 pull ups
meme exercise for poofs. reckon I could anyway

the fact you don't even know either way highlights how obese you are

t. called them pointless until that chin up poster shilled you to start trying
I do manly exercises like curls and martial arts. leave the chin ups and bouldering to the toothpick armed poofs

meow! get a room you two (hopefully in fucking dachau)

In Donedon

>>150353527
he used to be alri, used to play tennis (cricket's sister sport). was taken too young by the reddit virus though and idk if there's any coming back from the point when you set r/bouldering as your home page

still do play tennis
still top of the singles ladder at my club and thats not going to change (defending champ btw)

imagine unironically living in Donedon

Does bnob play a sport? Aside from being estranged from his parents?

bard is probably the best athlete itt

his 5k PB is only a shade better than mine and I hate running and he loves it

>>150353828
Plays the BB734A piano

>>150353843
GOTTEM GONE FUCKED OFF THE PITCH OF BARE BASIC MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE

5k is a meaningless distance not a sprint not long distance what's the point of it. 12k at the absolute minimum

Unironically i'm the best sportsperson in /cric/

>I hate running and he loves it
okay so you want to get it over and done with

Why doesm't bnob answer The Question? What happened between you and your parents? You can tell us it's ok

bands such as the fall the stooges and can
books such as the sailor who fell from grace with the sea 2666 and waiting for the fear
films such as taste of cherry the colour of pomegranates and crank 2 high voltage

a girl said I was "really cute" earlier tonight but then followed up with "really cute in the face"
much to think about

found another freethinker from /mu/, /lit/ & /tv/ here lads

do love can-future days
great album to listen to on a walk from York to Strensall. Spent a whole summer listening to it desu

>>150353917
did you whip it out?

the three album run from tago mago to future days is unmatched. insane they're over 50 years old and it still sounds like music has to catch up with them

movies like juno

tago mago mogs future days and it's not even close
zachy being a pleb as usual

at East croydon
G R I M

bel air is the best can song tbf and the back half of tago mago is a bit pretentious
ege bamyasi doesn't have the same highs but is consistent throughout, probably their "best" but tago mago is my favourite

do NOT say anything there, just nod or shake your head. your tarq accent will be the end of you

>>150353949
tago mago wouldn't suit a walk along the river foss to Strensall as well, nothing sounds like future days. Just different albums, FN

>>150353988
When's your voice going to crack puberty wee fella?

I'm 30 so hopefully soon

Can is watered down Steve Reich, but still mogs dad rock

that just is not remotely true

>>150353988
>https://voca.ro/1fOJ9UvzHkpV
>mass deleted replies
What did you spam wee fella?

Appreciate the heads up, keep us posted the next time there is some good cric on, especially if the kiwis are playing.

appreciate this 'yfo' you fat twat

I literally have the best music taste on here and my taste is mid

I'm sorry to report that zachy's neek tests came back positive
sad!

off to bed lads

Why yes, I admire minimalist music: Steve Reich, Philip Glass, Arvo Pärt, the list goes on

the Cameron Winter album was actually decent. had it on spin for a few days. zachy knows his stuff on music (just not on film and fashion)

>>150354352
my Mizuno Wave rider 10s > your neeky played out NBs

not the NB lad, am the zachy has good music taste lad. just going off loads of posts I've seen - the weird rain coat was a particularly bad selection

absolutely nothing wrong with a maharishi raincoat pleb

in all honesty it's a great coat
even has straps which all raincoats should have

overpriced

simply no need to a raincoat in god's country

Yorkshire?

>>150354459
idk, it was reduced from like 700

why is this train so crammed
how do people manage to have so much sex
boggles the mind

waveriderchads rise up

Few craft perrys later
Few designer ciders

>>150354503
holy....

>>150354518
...cringe

nothing wrong with NBs you buffalo bill ladies' lacostes wearing FREAK. far more comfortable than your contrarian Nagasaki creps

NB are for 400lb gorillas who ride disability scooters

>>150354528
NB quality outside made in America ones is absolute shit compared to Mizuno

>lb
FOY

>lb
>Servin' the USA post
at least we can all see who the bad guy is here

NB are for fat neeks who can do 6 pull ups max
I will continue doing 20 mm max hangs in my trendy wave riders

>>150354352
I don't listen to men whinging for entertainment

didn't realise it was a bank holiday on monday until just now
get in

basil looms

>>150354669
based john cleese iykwim haha

>anime dragon game, drinking and dog
the dork from york's grim long weekend

Nip sports shoe wear > the rest it's not a debate especially when certain men are too pussy for a little 5-a-side kickabout lol

>>150354753
So true

>>150354749
10 days actually
What's wrong with lots of nice food by the coast with a bit of bouldering thrown in? x
Not like you're up to anything better, fat neek

i always have a great at home

great time

noodle

Sucking a designer cider

got a new Pakistani proto-gf
She seems really red pilled on toil and has eclectic taste in film

10 days off toil di lads in my mums upper middle class mansion
More than ample time to find myself, lose myself, than find myself again x3

10 days off toil di lads in my mums upper middle class mansion
More than ample time to find myself, lose myself, then find myself again x3

you've had about 10 proto gfs and only 1 turned into an actual gf and now you're running off to sussex just to avoid seeing her at your local bouldering gym over the long weekend. wouldn't be getting any hopes up lad

>>150355026
>than
lol, lmao even

>>150355046
ohnonono we all saw it as well lmao

>>150355037
numbers game innit

>sheppys
grire

how so?
the craft perry is fantastic

>>150355070
lgm

my bumble always goes bzzzzz in Donedon
wouldn't live there in a million years thoughever

mummy paid for the bumble boosts so his profile gets seen x500 times more than normies btw

>>150355070
For me, it's Mizuno Morelias (certain men wouldn't know because they're too pussy for little 5aside kickabout)

I am a humble wageslave and I do genuinely useful, basically unrewarded work constantly

I am incredibly concientious for a tarqlet

>>150355241
lol seething because zachy is fitter than you (in every sense)

What's ol' bingo wings getting stroppy about now?

his favourite chaser must have had a mare tonight

dire gimmick

>bnoz in to slurp bowen as he drinks his already creatine-abused kidneys into raisins
yeah shan't, might review his drunk ramblings tomorrow might not

Why don't you review your waist line you fate neek

So true

Already been debunked

>>150355070
britian's sandiest beach

>>150355513
Oh nononono certain man ITT on the ropes

Might bust out 23 right now

https://dice.fm/event/bbw7gm-cameron-winter-1st-dec-roundhouse-london-tickets?lng=en

The next /cric/ meet

>32 quid for some literal who and in donedon at that
we do need to have a meet soon though, been too long lads

How about unwound in Leeds in September then
I can swing by after city City Bloc

After a revelatory on wall sesh

https://dice.fm/event/7dvb3b-unwound-30th-oct-brudenell-social-club-leeds-tickets?lng=en

Oh wait October

He misses the north, it's unbearable

I think that's bang out of order
He should be able to die in the sovereign land if he wants

Going to London in Nov for a gig

Who are you seeing? x

Can doxxx myself as being of brown skin i'm slightly more identifiable innit (bet certain man sleeps with his folder of my posts beneath his pillow)

Bit jazzy this one don't think it'll be /cric/'s vibe. Gig meet would be cool

What makes London the best city in the UK is the unparalleled range of cultural opportunities. Whether it’s music, theatre, art, or comedy, there’s always something on worth seeing.

I would destroy britjeet at tennis
Absolutely pepper his sorry excuse for a '''''backhand'''' with my muscular climbers arm forehands

>>150356153
too many people for me, sorry
But York has got way worse since I have lived there
Coppergate/central area has become an absolute dump

shitjeet looks at the tennis racquet and thinks to himself 'that's an expensive piano!'

optimistic that donedoners will pump my bags though

>But York has got way worse since I have lived there
"so true" - every native york resident

I am admittedly, perhaps, maybe part of the problem

My OHB would leave you chasing shadows just like you'd be inside the squared circle

zachy challenged britjeet to a game several times during his last run on /cric/ and britjeet ducked and made every excuse like he was afraid of being stood up or didn't want 'go public' kek. this tells me there'd only be one winner and I strongly suspect there might be a plump 43yo IT worker amongst us

I don't go centre of York Saturday
Or if I do, I do so ironically

if the dork of york loved his flat / area so much and also hated le '''donedon''' as much as he says, you'd think he'd be a little less insecure about it all tbdesu

>>150356505
It would be a massacre desu
Britjeet would win maybe 3 games over 2 sets

Most likely
Egg and bacon
0 and 1
6-0 6-1

>>150356621
I'm just very thoughtful and sensitive

>unathletic welsh genes vs unathletic bindian genes
can't think of a more dire prospect

Cameron Winter- Nausicaa

>>150356903
yet I can do 4 times as many pull-ups as you can
Colin Jackson would like a word btw

>/cric/ shitters giving it the big'un
>deadly silent when challenged to a little 5aside kickabout
Love it AS U WERE X

>4 times as many pull-ups as you can
nice headcannon

I can do 23
And you can do 6
roughly 4 times

you fat Anglo neek

doesn't seem that hard to do 20. am sure I could do 23 shortly after (due to superior athletic genetics). at any rate, 23 is not x4 20

>I really love York
>couldn't live in that London
>of course I don’t actually go into York
>especially not on Saturdays
>no, I stay in my one bedroom flat
Can’t blame you. York is full of spherical norfmen downing pints of tetleys and the streets ring with the bellowing of hen parties

You know what? Cat and Mouse is actually better than The Tin Drum

Ol Anglo bingo wings after thumbing his laptop all day followed by watching the chase every day thinks he is anywhere close to hitting 20 pull ups

>>150355674
porterhouse, perth steamworks, or downing street maccas in 15 minutes champ?

Literally nothing wrong with a one bedroom flat
Daniel hay can just sleep on a futon
Who the fuck cares
Why do I need two bedrooms

Spraying shots everywhere just like his "forehand" lol

I don't need two bedrooms
Daniel hay can just sleep on a futon

>>150357430
>>150357464
no but steven hay

>>150357462
my inside-out forehand against your ''''''''''''backhand'''''''''''
game set and match after ten minutes

>next meetup
yeah it's the zachy flat warming party. think everyone's invited except zb's sworn enemies bard and countystreams (idk about shitjeet, not sure if the plumbing is in place to handle it)

Brian Lara International cricket 2005 on the telly
Cameron Winter on the Soundsystem
Few Designer ciders

When I first moved to York I didn’t know many people. Zachy was alright, he invited me to a party at his flat. I said okay. Then he paused and mentioned there might be some heavy drinking. I said I’d be fine with that. Then he got even more embarrassed and said sometimes his parties got out of hand and there are fights. I said I don’t mind that I can handle myself. And then he went bright red and said that at end of the night sometimes the guests pair off and everyone has sex, was I okay with that? I didn’t want to disappoint him so I said okay, do you want me to pick up beers or something on the way over? And he said, nah no need it’ll just be the two of us

>>150357335
little thing called natural upper body strength mate
tbf, much of sporting prowess is based on luck (the genetics you were born with) so I can see why 20 is a really impressive number / almost unbeatable to someone like you :)

the welsh can technically get strong btw. just need to train for around 5-10 years where others need a few months

>>150357550
surely there's a designated community garden which needs fertilising iykwim haha

>>150357550
he should invite bard 2bh. they used to be bffs
exchange South America notes, bury the hatchet and that

Tbh I have been stuck at +55kg chin-ups for over a year now
It's maybe my natty Welsh limit

i hate my life

Actually that's a lie
More like 8 months
Underselling myself

>>150357511
Only thing that's getting turned inside out is your head after my check hook you dosser

based dutchlad with a rare appearance
how's the national team these days mate?

*also summons turkbro (missing for over 6 months)*

The act of spending 8 hours in a office is an affront to all that is good, holy, and just in the world

>>150357771
they are gonna do a tour of Bangladesh next week. Good to see the Netherlands being invited by test nations now after these very good years we had.

But not a singular 8 hours, that would be curious enough
In fact, Every single fucking day

>>150357961
I man the phone, desk and make passports and shit for the local government. Been doing it for 7 years and I enjoy it. The phone less so but the other 2 functions are fun. You are helping people, have a little joke here and there. Fine if it's not for you but it's really not awful.

>>150357927
>>150357961

I just 8 hours is slightly excessive
When it gets to lunch and you still have 4 hours to go
Genuinely oppressive and evil

>>150358062
when I'm on phone duty we also do email, social media that kinda stuff. You can sign in and don't have to man the phone for like an hour to answer that stuff. Just put on some headphones and type away. It helps. Doing a full 8 hour phone duty is indeed, not that fun.

The working day is just too long it's ridiculous

I'm going to Newcastle in November, any word on if the English are doing a tour at that time? Would love to go to a sports bar and watch it.

I reckon how fast you can eject piss from your penis says a lot about how long you will live

>>150358224
I must be immortal then

Grip strength is the greatest predictor of how long you will live
Followed by how close to the speed of sound you can eject piss from your pisser

>needs to use a two handed backhand as his little scrawny arm can't do it one handed
Absolute shitter

why don't you accept his challenge to meet irl and play instead of chatting shit online then britjeet? (he'll never answer this)

VERY CLOSELY correlated

BNOB trying desperately to turn Mizuno fans against one another

I can't help but find going from York back to Sussex extremely emotive
Especially on a packed out train
It takes me at least 24 hours to settle in

I did not ask to be moved around. I have been moved around

>immediately bends the knee
kwab

>t20worldcup
offtopic

I liked when the narcisstic neek was getting all cocky guaranteeing SA and his bf Ngidi would easily win that one t20 cup a few years back and then they lost to Netherlands the next day lol

>bnob still searching for a father figure
It Ain't Me Babe

I suffer in unique ways
God identified me as worthy to soldier his burden, a lesser, mortal man would have cracked a long time ago

Remember bnob when you were noshing off your Little Miss Lover to twang some out of tune vocaroo shyte for your kicks and then out of the yonder yours truly plonked down the most cricket related little 60 second 12BB with a Caribbean twist that mindbroke you and your man?

A sporting challenge would have the same outcome.

>>150358673
the neverending t20 hate

is justified

>>150358842
it's on the same level of people with Zunes still bitching about how ipods are worse. get over it mate

I suffer in unique ways

>>150358838
>the webm that made micksperg piss and poo and hide under his bed for 12 hours

>>150358859
brexit means brexit. You all suffer now

kek everytime micksperg posts I imagine he looks exactly like that now

>>150358869
I bet he looks like this every time he sees it

Nice starvation camp the so-called children of light have going on in Gaza

Don't care. Israel is based.

the sport of cricket is past its peak, we all know this to be true. need to find another one but not sure which

>>150358911
>>>

>>150358861
it's not the same webm retard

>>150358940
plebbit hates israel now champ
they still love jews thoughbeit

>>150358911
>Israel is based

>>150359037
>admitting there was a slightly modified version that did indeed make you piss and poo and hide under your bed for 12 hours
ohnononono

>implying i admitted anything
>implying all ausflags are the same
alri britjeet

>>150359110
imagine being australian

oh dear he's trying another cope but he's still terrible at it
>ynr I-I was just hungover for 12 hours bro

glammylad not posting any tunes because you all bullied him off the board for his mainstream normie taste :(

ummm... you're glammylard fella

>>150359203
i said i was passed out retard not hungover

>admits it's him now
2 ez desu

I too pass out whenever I get any form of criticism

Will defend my Monmouth brother until my last dying breath

if Israel got nuked I WOULD BE very sad because that would mean the terrorists one and I would be VERY SAD

good post

>>150359220
good. shouldn't have liked that cringe busted spin off group
one plastic welshy weakling down, one to go

I hate it when terrorist one

>>150359298
>>all ausflags are the same
>>150359334
>he's never been a daydrinker
gmi

>>150359378
meant for
>>150359327

I hate it when the terrorists always win too

*lights cigarette* I've seen them all come and go over the years lads
>zachy (freethinking)
>britjeet (cousin lies)
>sebbo (YFO meme)
>micksperg (webm meme)
they come charging in with aggression and the fire of youth but one day, might take months or even years, they get hit with a post that humbles and humiliates them so badly that they're never the same after. completely defanged shadows of their former selves as is the case for all the above. tldr: don't be a persona poster

*farts*

I will never vote for a good goy prime minister in my life while a concentration camp in Gaza exists
If voting meant it would lead to one less vote for certain politician
I would maybe vote
Until then, I will never vote

hook line and sinker fellas

why doesn't zachy have a wife?

What I mean by this is
If a vote could subtract
I would maybe vote

>>150359426
>>150358778
*whistles Soul Limbo*

too brainful for that

>>150359426
>come and go
>micksperg
>go
then how come he's still in the thread with us right now

>>150359487
I don't consider myself rich enough to have children who won't have to toil for toilberg
And producing children who have to toil for toilberg is quite senseless

>>150359487
reckon it's his toothpicks mate

im still here as well fella
>>150359508
gottem
my fart GOTTEM first though

>>150359551
haha i smell what you bean haha iykwim hah

>>150359577
queef QUEEF hahaahaaaahhaaa

I will never throw a being into the world who has to toil
Because toil is evil, and genuinely boring as fuck oh my fucking god why do I have to go the office for fuck sake genuinely just stick a bullet in my head now

Another weekend, another bard donut

Just not sure a life with toilberg is worth it

thinking About how I can wrap my headphones around my neck so I never to work again

Me and my six strings against the world

Me and my six inches against the female race

>>150359828
applied for dope yet mate

My parents be like oh yeah we will just have kids and they have to toil for toilberg
Absolute retards
I would never have consented to this
This horrendous suffering

Just start a business you whiny little clown

Who Feels Love and Gas Panic

>iiiiit's raaaainnning, annnd I can't stoooop complaaainnniin
best band in the world bruv!

>band
completely outdated concept tbqh

thinking abougt getting into bouldering or muay thai maybe
30 so something of that kind has to be picked up

크리켓 남자들이 있어요?

없겠어요?

bouldering later

>>150359523
>falling for the memes of ol bingo wings, an obese Anglo couch potato who can't do 7 pull-ups

엄격하게 채식주의자 장군, 친구야

>memes
nice cope skinny b
also looks like you took that advice for minimising arms in photos too far kek

제발 혼자말하는거 그만해

the last major naval battle in history to be fought entirely with sailing ships was Battle of Navarino in 1827

>>150364276
t.max 6 pull-ups aka ol' bingo wings

he thinks watching the chase counts as cardio

what a week
didn't even make friday night /cric/ :(

the last major naval battle in history was sebshit trying to find his. he gave up 2 days later >>150359762

reckon he calls me bingo arms because he imagines him getting to this level of mass, definition, tone would cause him to scream out 'bingo' as in he's finally cracked it. unfortunately for the lad, he's unlikely to have 80 odd years (for training) left to get there

classic blubbo revving up google translate to act like he understands korean

one wonders what beers to delight upon this fine autumnal day

off beers drink those suntory zero sugar vodka mixes now. it's gay but I've lost 10kg without making any other changes to my life.

ol bingo wings arms are so flabby finding a vein for his COVID jab had to be done under unaesthetic

>>150365637
>>150365637
>>150365637
>>150365637