Thread 150339836

Heemvious: >>150336262

OMG he is so based!!! And redpilled!

First for Finland

>>150339848
Fail.

>>150339836 (OP)
You just robbed the world of a Shi Ming thread

We hate GSPee here

>Art Davie proposed to John Milius and Rorion Gracie an eight-man single-elimination tournament called "War of the Worlds".[28] It was inspired by the "Gracies in Action" video-series produced by the Gracie family of Brazil which featured Gracie jiu-jitsu students defeating martial artists of various disciplines such as karate, kung fu, and kickboxing on Vale Tudo matches. The tournament would also feature martial artists from different disciplines facing each other in no-holds-barred combat to determine the best martial art
>WOW Promotions and SEG produced the first event, later retroactively called UFC 1, at McNichols Sports Arena in Denver, Colorado on November 12, 1993. Art Davie was its booker and matchmaker.[36] It proposed to find answers for sports fans' questions such as, "Can a wrestler beat a boxer?"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Fighting_Championship

>The Gracie Challenge was an open invitation challenge match issued by members of the Gracie family, representing their self-defense system of Gracie jiu-jitsu against challengers of other martial art systems in a vale tudo match, or "anything goes" competition.
>A precursor to the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), the purpose of these challenges was to prove the effectiveness of the Gracie style of BJJ over all other martial arts styles in an era before the advent of "mixed martial arts".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gracie_Challenge

A ground clock is fundamentally against the spirit and purpose of MMA
MMA was built on showing that grappling is superior
Go watch kick boxing if you don't like it

damage based scoring

That would have been a much better thread
>>150339854
I'm the first finn here

>>150339858
Ground clock. Aaron Pico. Kody Steele. Supermajority.

Simple as

>>150339868
Girl here. Cannot confirm.

>>150339861
Shi Ming? Who is she heeming?

>>150339870
Answer my question before I get annoyed instead of arguing the same shit for 5 days now

Second for Sweden

Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

>>150339888
I can't believe you even read posts formatted like that. I took one look at that bullshit and skipped entirely.

Yeah we don't read that crap here playa!

>>150339888
what?

>>150339870
>Go watch kick boxing if you don't like it
I did and it's not good, they hug each other every 5 seconds

The cat is snoring in a very cute manner
>>150339910
You the rizin guy?

neal vs prates was the highest skill level fight on the card

>>150339918
No

>>150339886
Hopefully the Fighting Nerds mascot tomorrow.

I could beat any UFC fighter

Entire paragraphs copy pasted from Wikipedia without even removing the citation numbers all green text for some unknown fucking reason?

Yeah I'm for sure going to be reading this post, playa!

Who’ve you got here?

I think Caio is good money as a dog

>>150339942
I was thinking that it would be funny if you were really into striking and doing this all week oh well never mind as you were then

Here's the tl;dr:
>It proposed to find answers for sports fans' questions such as, "Can a wrestler beat a boxer?"

>>150339952
whatever secret juice the fighting nerds are on is still in effect. He's going to spark Imavov

When I'm browsing heem the trick is to scope out any particularly low effort posts, the longer and less relevant the better, and focus your energy on those posts first. That's how you do it.

>>150339952
Imavov just defeated THE israel adesanya

Ye i'm thinking Danemark btfo'd that guy, he had no arguments to counter him

>>150339900
Skimmed to the end and got the gist

>>150339966
I pick the clearly wrong side of an argument, usually British, and agree and amplify to drive the correct guy up a wall with seethe

Imavov lost to Sean. Easiest bet on my life for Caio

>>150339969
Who me? I just jumped into the discussion to talk shit about the formatting, I still have absolutely no clue what the actual post(s) are about.

>>150339968
They’ve both mainly beaten washed opponents to be fair

Imavov just lets himself get backed up too easily. Had Dolidze hurt a hundred times but Dolidze just clinched him and drove him to the fence. Caio will walk him down and do what he's done to everyone else.

>>150339952
Assuming Caio is as smart as people pretend, he probably should figure out how to beat Imavov.

>>150339870
Let me explain to the youngsters out here: early UFC fights had no rounds or time limits. That's why it was unnecessary to stands the fighters up. Once those were introduced (for entertainment purposes) certain fighters realized that they could win without having to fight by exploiting the scoring system, where top position is considered "dominant" regardless of who actually controlled the position. This went against the spirit of fighting which led to the rule change where referees could force the fighters to stand up.

DANER: This ain't no hotdog and a handshake gig; you come to POWERSLAP, you get taken care of.

>>150339987
people in the last thread didn't know about the origins of the UFC so i gave them a little taste
But ofc what kind of nerd as faggot nigger would want to read about that right?

Look at this lonely faggot posting about Imavov and Caio! >>150340007

Good grief that's so fucking sad (and pathetic) of him.

Those WWE pussies can't handle a slap, a power slap if you will

>>150340023
I already know all about that. Unironically thanks for letting me know I didn't miss anything.

Men need to start Tolkien la

>>150340018
>no rounds
So under those rules Chimaev would've gotten the take down in 5 seconds and DDP would've never gotten up again
And DDP wouldn't have been laughing between round with Visser about how "this is all he got"
No deep waters etc.
So i'm pretty sure the old rules would've favored Chimaev

>>150339870
>citing wiki
lmao, the early UFC fights were rigged in favor of the gracies. They cherry picked opponents and outright refused to fight some

>>150340044
I invented this joke btw.

Uhhh bones chads… our response?

>>150340053
and that disproves what?

>>150340064
High school state champ, JUCO national champ, youngest UFC champion, greatest in MMA history. A lifetime of loss, victories and sacrifice and this guy wants to write it all off as steroids. Honestly, it’s insulting. But I can’t help but laugh, knowing it was God given abilities that made him feel so inferior.

>>150340053
Good grief, fighters used to cherry pick advantageous matchups or even turn down certain opponents? Well thank goodness none of that happens anymore!

>>150340074
you ok bud?

>>150340074
Jon can u come beat me up in France? Thanks

>>150339952
Caio

well herb dean, MMA Guru and luke thomas agree with me so i think i'm right

Dirty Diana, No!

Dirty Diana, No!

>>150340073
that the UFC was primarily about style vs style. Gracies were using it to shill their schools by putting on spectacles
>>150340083
this was always a bad thing, there's a reason people loved Sakuraba

get the feeling none of you can fight or train but get scared when cunts are throwing at you eh
dont get me wrong majority of you are armchair retards lol

A boxer can beat a wrestler
... If they forced to stand back up every 5 minutes
... And if there is a referee that arbitrarily decides to reset the fight
... And if there are judges that arbitrarily decide the boxer won because of imaginary criteria after 25 minutes have elapsed
... And if there's a ground clock that forces the fight to reset after a set amount of time on the ground no matter positional advancements or what is currently happening

I remember Islam vs Volk 1 been mostly stand up desu

>>150340109
Literally all retards btw

i just wan t the fighter who would win in a real fight to win

>>150340123
Unfortunately it's been determined scientifically impossible to wrestle somebody off you when they are equal or greater size.

Luke Thomas thinks the crucifix position should be taken away based off an arbitrary definition of activity and advancement

>>150340126
The voices in my head were booing though

>>150340118
I could beat u all up but I'm just soft hearted

>>150340117
>that the UFC was primarily about style vs style. Gracies were using it to shill their schools by putting on spectacles
Oh okay. I guess we should do this now but for kick boxing schools

>>150340141
In a real fight Dricus wouldn't get back up from the crucifix

>>150340145
kek

>>150340154
And he’d get kneed in the head

Boxer just needs a 1 good hit.

>>150340146
Luke probably doesn't even believe that shit, he's engagement baiting desperately trying to save his dead channel.

>>150339312
I'm pretty sure soccer kicks are banned just for the visual of kicking a man when he's down, or the visual of follow up soccer kicks after a guy is heemed stiff. Damage wise, 12 to 6 elbows are far more damaging. If you watch Rizin, they rarely do anything other than a slap or knocking smoeone down who's already hurt from something else. Rampage said they usually hurt your foot more than they hurt the opponent so most people started stomping if they were too low for a knee. And stomps never did shit in pride.

Chechens are white

>>150340064
It's completely unsurprising and perfectly in character for him to be bi. He's a psycho. OF COURSE he likes to pin down white twinks and make them squeal like tiny fairies. Probably strangles them until they're unironically almost dead and has to stop himself with great difficulty. It's common for world-conquerors like Jon to be into that, to feel like such dominant men that they're even fucking other men. This isn't a joke btw.

How long is the ground clock in real fights?

Tim Kennedy is a hero
Luke Thomas is a murderer

>>150340181
On opposite day maybe.

I was watching the Ip Man movies and I saw this little chinese fella beat up a high level boxer and muay thai fighter among a lot of others, all using kung fu and while being at a significant size disadvantage. Why doesn't China send guys like him to take over the UFC? Is there more money in kung fu?

why is control time even a scoring metric?

>>150340179
kek at retards who think grounded knees solve the le dagestani puzzle. khamzat would have just got side control on dricus and kneed his head.

Theory = Gaethje is chechen

Just took a huge chechen in the khamzat

If grounded knees were sanctioned Khamzat would've taken Dricus down and held him for 25 minutes

We call him Zatdaddy here.

>>150340224
Exactly lol

I thought MVP vs Cannonier was boring
I think there should be a move clock to prevent MVP from dancing around like that
He's using his movement to avoid swanging with Cannonier
UFC has to do something

>>150340202
>scoring metric
there is no scoring metric
see >>150339871

Anyone else still remember the sounds of garth's punches against tony's dome echoing over the apex

Dricus should have blackspoded and used a knife or something

khamzat effectively neutralized his opponent for 25 minutes and therefore is the winner of the fight.

>>150340199
jiri is a wing chun chad and won the world title

>>150340238
damage is a metric

>>150340242
izzy was right in many ways

Zatdaddy absolutely bodied this piglet general I’m afraid

body language is the only criteria judges actually use

>"If he was a girl you'd say he has a badonkadonk"
Sweet Joe

ok I got an idea.
Put chains around fighters and each round the chains shrink.
This should solve boring stand up fights.
Surgically add captors under each fighter's skin and if they touch each other for more than 75% of the round they get electrocuted.
With this, the boring ground fights are also solved.
Pay bonus if they spend the last 5 seconds of each round slugging it out

ratlips neutralized a goat when he fucked it

>>150340240
This is a depressing view

>>150340224
he would have held him down for 17 minutes before the ref stops the fight because Dricus ate a hundred unanswered knees

new judging criterium: does it entertain casuals

>>150340240
Conor beats Tony
Tony beats Khabib
Khabib beats Conor

That was the rock paper scissors imo. Too bad we only saw one of them

All DDP needs to do is survive the first round, i'm telling ya

After a dicking down like that, Dricus needs 2-3 wins to even be considered for a title eliminator

>>150340255
based, all about the storywin. Rockhold 100% beat Costa in a battle of wills.

Wait a minute. Shi Ming is a catch wrestler? I love her now!

Realistically what could du porky have done to stop Zatdaddy from literally raping him?

>>150340294
Nothing happened. He looked better after the fight was over than he did coming in. Moisturized. Flourishing.

technically there's a 5 minute ground clock
DDP got stood up 4 times from that and just got taken down again anyway

>>150340287
This wouldn't be a bad take if DDP had actually forced Khamzat to work and tired him out like Burns and Usman did. No one expected DDP's wrestling defense to be as bad as it was

>>150340303
put spikes in his buttholes

>>150340305
Moisturised by Zatdaddy's top pressure I'm afraid

>>150340305
Zatdaddy's dick daddy juice do be nice and creamy ngl...

>>150340321
>>150340319
Factual posts I fear

>>150340330
Props to Du Pigclitty for keeping the baby.

>>150339846
smart move he'll only need to win about 15 fights to make the same money

>>150340049
DDP would have tried to not be taken down if there weren't rounds.

>>150339899
Literally no one that gets pussy cares about this fight

>>150340303
He needs to work on basic wrestling fundamentals. He was wrapping the head instead of downblocking and sprawling. Up to this point he's relied on his strength and bjj which doesn't work on someone with a base like Khamzat's
If you watch DDP's training footage, he doesn't even sprawl correctly. His hips are completely square and his toes are planted in the mat. This was overlooked as just another part of his "awkward" style

>>150340343
PeRoevWade could never

Khamzat didn't have a rad post-fight party like DDP had

>>150340355
Based

>>150340361
he got raped for hours by kadyrov

>>150340370
Kadyrov isn’t a gay pedophile like Morne Visser

>>150339952
Imavov by split decision

>>150340377
kadyrov and his sons rode khamzat for hours

All you need to know that the victory was fraudulent, is that it’s Chimaev gayboys who are coping in every thread.
Like, he won? Are you ok?
Deep down they know…

Du Piggy's clitty broke off after queefing out Zatdaddy's Sexy Daddy loads sadly.

>>150340286
Nah Tony's boxing is too crisp, i can see him exposing gooby on the feet

Fraudulent 50-41

DDP vs Khamzat was the first script written by Paramount

>>150340423
The Conor that would have fought him is not the washed post-Floyd Conor that lost to the Dustin. I’m talking about prime Conor.
Tony would be too sloppy and overconfident in his salsa mechanics and Conor would knock his jaw off and break him down, basically doing what Gaethje did but better

Canor is 1-3 at LW btw

>>150340446
hot take: he heems walker

Islam beats JDM (16 fight win streak)
Islam beats Garry (17 fight win streak)
Islam beats Brady (18 fight win streak)
Islam beats Rakhmonov (19 fight win streak)
Islam beats Chimaev (20 fight win streak, first 3 division champion)
you heard it here first

>>150340446
God Asian men are so hot

>>150340446
chinks are leading while japs are stalling behind

>>150340477
only the twinks

*ahem* Nigger

>>150340490
Boxing ruined the mma scene in japan, their youth waste their time with pillow tap instead of grappling, a judo base goes a long way

What exactly is Dana White's appeal? How was he able to hold on to his position so long? (Not even hating, just fascinated)

>>150340475
So he's going to duck apturo for 5 more fights?

>>150340532
>a judo base goes a long w-ACK

>>150340532
>their youth waste their time with pillow tap instead of grappling
Japan is one of the best freestyle wrestling countries in the world right now. They had a great showing at the 2024 Olympics. I just don't think many of them transition to mma

>>150340540
swap out garry for topuria then. There's no intrigue in that fight anyways unlike the other ones

Bryce Mitchell is undefeated at Bantamweight.

>>150340446
Zero consideration for the health of his opponent, aboslutely soulless bug man behavior, immediately boyed

>>150340573
Holds wins against Gracie and Nurmagomedov too

>>150340584
Literally how
DDP is huge and built like an action figure

>>150340564
Islam says he has 2 years left in him so basically 2 fights.

>>150340594
He's 5'11 bro should lose some muscle he's way too small to deal with the big dogs at middleweight

>>150340594
He used to be a welterweight

>>150340573
He's him

how much of a weight advantage is required to overcome the sex advantage?

>>150340607
and bj penn fought at heavyweight

>>150340614
lol at the kid not wanting to press in to her from behind

>>150340614
>all according to keikaku

strickland got a 6 month suspension 4.5 if he does a anger management course

>>150340651
>>150340629
Do you incels realize that when athletes compete they're completely zoned in and don't think about sex? Crazy how not everyone is completely sex starved and dedicate their lives to something other than breeding.

MMA Math
>DDP beat Strickland 50-45
>Chimaev beat DDP 50-41
So Chimaev beats Strickland 50-37

>>150340614
I never had to compete against a girl in youth wrestling but I did fantasize about it

>>150340690
ok but why she making that face doe

*tap tap* fucking monitor's packed in again

shavkat vs brady is the fight to make

Aura

Ilia Topuria’s WORLD CLASS Training Routine (Full Analysis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmW4b2cGBRI

the black mans natural state. KNEELING for White Women. powerful...

>>150340842
Kek what a bitch

>>150340584
Rampage is a flybrain

>>150340584
Champs being forced to change weight classes once they lose the belt seems like a kino clause

>>150340446
Yeah Johnny Walker is walking a thin line with this matchup.

Imagine how insanely epic it would be if Dana cuts khazmat it would make sports history

>>150340584
>go to a different weight class
yes
>move down
or move up to the division with zero good fighters maybe

over/under 10 years until Bisping wins an Oscar?

>>150340924
kino

>>150340920
Big Ank heems DDP silly

The only fight i care about is Abus Pyfer

real ones remember when Dana chimped out after Anderson was boring vs Maia

>>150340912
Why would Dana cut the UFCs biggest star?

>>150340957
All Khamzat fans are third worlders with no money. He does nothing for the UFC.

>>150340965
I guess Chicago and the USA as a whole is basically third world now

>>150340953
go watch the fight

>>150340975
the people who show up to press conferences in the middle of a weekday are third worlders. the people who could afford tickets to the fight were booing.

>>150340987
They weren’t booing during Khamzat’s walk out
Only once they realised Du piggy’s gameplan was to lie on his back for 25 minutes so he wouldn’t be submitted

Ratlips Aidsmaev

pavlobitch is looking to get back into form with a win over one of the top baseball players in the ufc today

>>150340997
I was at the United Center, Muhammad.

>>150341015
Damn Zatdaddy ethered ya paypiggy ass lmao

>>150341015
Thanks for cleaning up the schaub i left in the sink

China card set to be kinda kino. Was hoping to drink but it starts kinda early.

>>150339870
If grappling is superior to other forms of mixed martial arts then grapplers should easily be able to finish their opponent the way strikers can.

>>150341060
No striker has ever won by decision

Is ratlips the most pillowfisted fighter in UFC history

Damn, my life is just beastin 25/8!

>>150341060
you do understand that if a fight goes to a decision then neither fighter or style finished the fight
If a wrestler decisions a striker the striker couldn't finish his opponent

>>150341054
dont let stop that you

When do the repetitive schizo posts start?

>kicks burning clitty cage across room
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOO

He's right you know

can you make a single post without sharing your fetishes k thx

>>150341124
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>150341010
Pablo gets fucked up by Waldo who is a far superior boxer and has never been knocked out

>>150341180
You're right b we should police the language of the dudes kicking each other in the face.

>>150341180
who says slurs other than strickland? who is a cringe outlier.

>>150341191
the absolute scenes in the heavyweight division that waldo could be accurately described as a "far superior boxer" to anyone is hilarious

>>150341180
it's not even true. Conor called someone a faggot backstage at a regional event and had to apologize for it.

>>150341203
Sir gay is mentally zeemed

>>150341200
i called yoel romero a enword to his face (im michael bisping)

Slave to islam, kadyrov and the uae LMAO

>>150341200
Cazzie

>>150341180
We are going to have to start just beating the fuck out of faggots like this I think.

>>150341231
Chuds can’t fight sadly

Gable Steveson is here to show the POWER of american rasslin

>>150341216
What a bizarre shoop

>>150341236
Wild how niggas were calling this a boring performance

damn this nigga fly

>>150341250
where is he making his debut? i hope its not the ufc, wouldnt wanna see him get dabbed on so soon after starting his mma """journey"""

>>150341180
mohammed ali called frazier a gorilla (in a racist way)

Crazy to think that I literally have sex with male to female transwomen who I meet on gay dating apps such as Grindr.

>>150341265
I've already started DM'ing social media posts to the cto and cfo of paramount

>>150341279
It says in the image, Sanjay. LFA

Pico would never use the f word, he won the story I'm frightful

>>150341285
That is crazy

This. Is. Everything.

>>150341282
so did the ufc's newest fighter, this sport is becoming a cesspool

>>150341293
Murphy deserves it

>>150341293
Why the FOOK would Lerone Murphy get a title fight over Yair?

>>150341303
I don't appreciate how hard he's trying he's embarrassing the cause hh

>>150341307
Volk already beat Yair.

I guess Muhammad Ali's grandson won last week. I hadn't kept up with him. I didn't know he lost either.

>>150341292
It's not even really that crazy at all in my opinion.

>>150341331
His name was Cassius Clay

>>150341337
You're right. It's insane.

>>150341303
>transphobic
this doo foolin

>>150341344
Well that's just what you think.

>>150341331
>Ali's grandson is white

>>150341303
notice that his right wing maga gimick includes not believing in evolution

>>150341368
Clay*

I ate too much cheese yesterday and had to end my workout early today to destroy a toilet. Not great.

>>150341373
Care to extrapolate upon this notion further?

>>150341388
See >>150341325

>>150341400
What exactly is it that I am supposed to gather from these posts? What's the overall premise here?

>>150340594
Calm down, then go back

>>150341388
Chuds are generally of sub normal IQ

westoids think this is more warriorlike than wrestling

>>150341373
It's a grift tactic to gather up fame, he is a swarthy shitskin himself and strickraped already capitalized on that market.

The only real ''right winger'' is Bryce, no one even came close to Bryce cause for one he actually lives that shit, he has children and a farm with animals, these grifters aren't about that life like Bryce.

It must be face, since when can Dana decide who coaches you

>>150341472
You know he bussy juices were stankin up the whole place

>>150341388
>hok hear science say humans come from monkeys
here he presents the general right wing christian understanding of evolution
>Hok might start think thats true!
"start" implies he doesn't believe that's true right now. He's looking at Torrez Finney and saying that he might start thinking evolution is true because he thinkgs Finney looks like a Gorilla

although i should say idk what he actually believes in or not. Maybe he's genuinely dumb enough to not believe evolution
either way it fits his maga patriot gimick

>>150341484
Fake*

>>150341472
>self DEFENSE
how did this shit ever pick up? Just fucking stab the bastard

>>150341493
Evolution is real but humans didn't come from monkeys we we're created by God.

>>150341544
Which one though?

>>150341552
Monkeys

>>150341303
Ben Davis is an absolute joke. That post comes from a fake account that even my dumbass sniffed out from a mile away.

Nobody thinks that humans used to be monkeys, we share a very distant common ancestor

>>150341552
Believe it or not the very same God from the New Testament of Jesus Christ. And thou shall have no God's before him, amen.

>>150339952
It’s in France. Imavov by close decision

>>150341567
it was dogs

>>150341567
And that common ancestor? God.

>>150340019
Lmao WWE guys make nightly what slapfags make in a year

cheeseburga

>>150341608
God isn’t real

>>150341480
Yes Bryce isn't a gimmick

Strickland Anger Management Vlog with a decent therapist would be kino

God is real, y'all better just get with the fucking program already it's really not too damn difficult to accept. He is beyond the limits of space and time, he is eternal and his work and his plans are beyond our comprehension. It's just that simple.

>>150340019
I want a hot dog and a hand job from pink piggy DANA!

>>150341601
For me it’s this

Strickland should move to sickland fucking psycho

>>150341653
Yeah this thing never fucking existed pal, you got douped by the kikes again Im sorry to say.

Burgerbros and wrestlingchads, let's not hype up Gable Steveson too much. It's very obvious that MMA is his last choice for a career. I don't have high hopes

Who is the better fighter: Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan?

>>150341671
I have one in my garden

>>150341653
in a few thousand years this would become Darren Elkins

>>150341630
Imagine he teeps and taps his therapist to a decision

I'm hella stoned

>>150341671
I get them in my garden all the time

What is this the science channel

>>150341655
he's way too fuckin unhinged and crazy man, I bet he sees red all the time and boy howdy I'd hate to see him shuffling towards me in his spongebob sandals!

Look I'm getting tired of mentioning this but astrologists have LITERALLY been completely wrong with predicting moon cycles for years now. They straight up have no fucking idea how any of this shit even works and keep making it up as they go. For what purpose I couldn't begin to guess, you should just look into it for yourself, that's all I'm saying.

They say that we were created by monkeys.

send him 200-300 million years amber and forget

Yakub regretted creating wypipo btw

if science is real why can I see the moon during daytime?

>>150341721
I will not follow them nor their meaningless "laws of man" they've got chiseled up there on their stone tablets with their lizard reasoning.

>>150341114
The difference is that the grappler isn't actually fighting. The striker (usually) is. Grapplers (and strikers) should be required to look for a finish or damage. Otherwise it's not a fight, it's stalling for time.

Lerone Murphy joined the Nation of Islam while in Chicago

the energy of this hokit guy is very annoying i'm not sure what it is

I love it when the cat snores

>>150341732
He’s fighting Patchy Mix at ufc 320

it seems Hokit has used his chud powers to bring down dread on heem

>>150341762
Consult >>150341400

https://youtube.com/watch/5Mj8J6E0ZDw?si=BTeWmEv7qwUO9sVA

https://youtube.com/watch/aNe-PNYy_zs?si=5-O_6JWudLEELrVA

>>150341714
>>150341687
>>150341655
>>150341630
Enough of your jokes, wanna go bro??

I said son there was people laid down their lives in this country so you weren't have to wear no helmet.

>>150341772
Aside from that christcuck bullshit at the top pyramid, a lot of those things are real, in fact that bottom row with the BIS and the central bank is the top of the pyramid really

Looking at Sean Strickland,
you would be forgiven for thinking:
He's not your typical victim...

>>150341785
yeah the wwe shit is cringe and fake but even when he's talking normally he's just unlikeable as fuck
even colby was capable of some intensity when he was cutting a promo

>>150341861
He looks exactly like the typical victim

>>150341851
>squish
>squish

>>150341860
Buddy the christcuck bullshit at the top of the pyramid is probably the only part that's not complete nonsense.

>>150341872
Strickraped is a survivor

Just wanna make sure everybody is clear because there has been some misinformation circulating about the nature of Sean Strickland's childhood abuse. All of which was physical abuse and not sexual abuse.

>>150341893
Honestly? Respect.

Sex is physical, you can't penerate an anus if not physically, food for thought.

seanshitsself.jpg

Strickland? Strickland wasnt raped.

>>150341970
Kody "No Head Movey" Steele

>>150341970
Pico would've tanked that

>>150341957
Sex is physical but physical is not necessarily also sex. Much like how a square is also a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square.

A cock may have been inserted inside sean but it wasn't sexual.

>>150341970
fell for the ol jab

>>150341872
He was enlisted, he's a BJJ black belt,
he's a former Ultimate Fighting Champion. He's 6'2" tall, 220 lbs and thought that he could look out for himself in any situation.

>>150341968
Strickraped’s dead daddy dickdowns loosened him up so his Zatdaddy could spank and spunk it

>>150342011
I'm not so sure about all of that.

>>150341970
ting ting steele heemed by a jab, man these hapa incels are bums

sex can only be between two people, whatever happened to strickland and the handle of that broomstick is nobody's business

>>150342009
terrifying what a dark alley can do to a man

Kay Hansen...what ever happened there?

>>150341753
Yep you're only beating the clock, not your opponent. Control time is meaningless

You know damn well what

>>150342037
R. memes just kinda fall into place

>>150342111
Chill the fuck out man

2 types of UFC fans

type A
> Wow, another crucifix? Unreal. This is a legendary fight. I just can't believe this.
>That strickbeast philly shell is insane. NO WAY, DRICUS BROKE -HIS- NOSE!?
> See how Aljo is going for Movsar's leg? Wow, another counter, impressive.
> Man you can tell that Pico's movements, he's gonna walk right into an el- Aaaaand there it is.

typeB
> USMAN BELAL BEEF???
> DRICUS PERFORMANCE AT PRESSER WEAK? HE'S EMOTIONALLY BROKEN?
> Yea man that 25 min masterclass on the ground was boring, not really for me *turns on wrestling to see what Will Osprey is doing
> CODY FUCKING STEELE!!!!
> NOBODY can match topouria. he wins his next 3 fights by KO.

I just had a wave of exhaustion wash over me, I feel like I just turned grey and need to have a lie down. If I should not wake, please, carry on my legacy of Tom's retarded son defecating all over but in shoes most specifically

>>150342126
Type B here

>>150342126
KODY FUCKING STEEEEEEEEEEELE

>>150342157
LOST HIS LAST FIIIIIIIIIGHT

That strickbeast philly shell is insane. NO WAY, DRICUS BROKE -HIS- NOSE!?

>>150342111
I ain't heard nothing haven't seen shit and I don't know nobody, nigga

/heem/ could have saved her instead y'all did nothing

>>150342192
i was like this for a while after a bad shroom trip

>>150342145
It's not normal to be so exhausted in the middle of the day. I think you may be trans

>>150341753
>Grapplers (and strikers) should be required to look for a finish or damage
They already are
>Otherwise it's not a fight, it's stalling for time.
Why would stalling for time win the fight?
It would only do so if the other fighter had done no damage

Yea man that 25 min masterclass on the ground was boring, not really for me
*turns on wrestling to see what Will Osprey is doing

Wrestling is highly rated because it's means of advancing to be able to beat someone up, the wrestling itself is nothing more than a workout if you do nothing significant with it

heeminder john kavanagh has been in the process of domesticating johnny walker and he is just about finished. saturday a masterclass will be on display.

>>150342229
My clitty got a good workout while Du Porky was being brazzed and muzzed. Us TWPiglets are sooo inferior

Yeah man that 25 minute quick visit masterclass on sloppy toppy was boring, not really for me. *Turns on camsoda to see what the camwhores are doing*

what's the connection between circumcision and high-level wrestling

>>150342229
this or wrestling them to exhaustion is valid imo. just le controlling them is unironically le bad.

>>150341970
FUCK YEAH!!!

>>150342126
>CODY FUCKING STEELE
I'm afraid I rest firmly in the 2nd camp

remember Gane?

Gane.
Pico.
Steele.

Why is shitposting about MMA so much better than having actual human interactions?

He's never faced someone like me.

>>150342189
she dont wana be saved lil bro

Du Porky just announced his bacon bussy is pregnant, he's keeping the piglet.

>>150342339
oh shit.. Steele lost his last fight. Pico lost his last fight.
Gane is gonna lose.. IT HAS BEEN PREDICTED

plug walk nigga

Monster Energy/Crpyto.com/PRIMEHydrationRecovery/TOYOTires/Budlight presents UFC: New Beginnings LIVE on Paramount+
Kayla Harrison (C) vs Norma Dumont

>>150342280
Wrestling them to exhaustion. So your idea of ideal MMA is two untouched guys at the end, one with his hand raised and the other looking exhausted. Strange take.

The ultimate personal trainer championship

>>150339952
Imavov knocked out Israel Adesanya faster than Caio was able to knock out Paul Craig

>>150342389
yeah that's precisely what I was saying. good work.

>>150342405
Strickland took Izzy to a decision
Imavov KO'd Izzy in 2
Can you guess who beat who on 6 days notice

man what the fuck

If we get enough signatures on a petition Trump will force Dana to cut Khazmat

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>150342192
Evloev vs Aljo was a cool grappling bout

>>150342433
The man to breaky Patchy Mix(again)

>>150342411
Watch wrestling instead then

TRVKE
Cage Warriors, KSW and Oktagon are all higher level promotions than the PeeFL

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

Finkand

If a person complained that there was striking in MMA then i guess "go watch wresling/bjj then" would be the correct answer
it would be pretty silly to complain that striking was in MMA right

>>150342501
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

>>150342440
I’m afraid DDP (Dirty Diaper President) is a Zatdaddy fan and specifically demanded he be given a US visa

Huh?

>>150342501
When two fighters are gun shy and one wins the round on cage control they are both ridiculed. This is the grappling version and you should get over it b.

You guys think you know better than him, if it's fine why does he say WORK?

>>150342535
Has a "gun shy" striker ever won 50-41 on cage control?

>>150342556
No but the UFC was made to market BJJ. Read a book.

DDPs dive speaks volumes about south Africans and there pathetic little larping milita what a horse and pony show the UFC has become

so Dricus was taking no damage and he was in no danger of being subbed and he...just laid there?

>>150342573
So why do you watch it then?

>>150342562
This is actually a really nice picture of him. If I were him this is definitely what I'd put on my dating App profile, NONE of the others though. But he's got a wife so he wouldn't be using such things

one of the things i liked about One and Rizin was that they would host other types of stuff other than MMA
The ufc should try that, put on some kickboxers and grappling

>>150342596
Why do anything?

65 days until Gane fights.

>>150342581
he did hug chimaev

Africans getting ready to remove the white devils after seeing how easily DDP got raped

>>150342623
these guys lost to like a dozen brits lmao

>>150342496
>>150342501
>>150342511
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

https://www.tiktok.com/@raelilblack.official/video/7540464633287675144

>>150342581
Obviously he took damage somewhat. He came off with no more that what your sister could inflict in you if your hands were cuffed behind your back.
Getting out in a crucifix even briefly by a man that size who's a fucking professional fighter, too 5 world wide infact is pretty much you absolutely fucked on paper.
The man had him in 10 of them

>>150342632
Dirty diaper president confirmed that bacon Boers have been genocided by BBC

>>150342623
Right now would be a great time to take back their land and exile the white devil

>>150342649
>Ticktock

Have a good evening mate

Let's say you don't like fries with your burger
Then you can order just a burger without fries
That's an option you have
No need to be angry if other people like fries with their burger
Now let's say you only like striking/kick boxing
Then you have the option to watch that without the grappling.
There's pro kick boxing, boxing, combat karate etc
Very simple solution

>>150342649
Wyd fr*nchie

>>150342665
>big bulgarian cock
my culture aint ya costume

/heem/ could have saved her

>>150342699
nig livin a disciple's life

>>150342623
blew my mind to learn that michael caine is in this movie

>>150342699
The doggy video in the ship cabin is okay

>>150342699
So her argument is that she's simply a bum?

>>150342649
retards used to sperg out at me for saying france was a vpn

>>150342723
To be fair many of those islands have the french flag he might be an IC3

>>150342676
>>150342683
>>150342693
Hey hey lets go
Kick ass sulu
Remember brit bros to protect my balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KorHcxiLysA&t=187

>>150342751
https://youtu.be/NQlHWZTI-ok

There are no more funny posts here its all mental illness and people who should be executed 15 years ago.

>>150342723
>>150342742
Its because im at the hopital psycatrique with my friends

Brit bros lets fighting love !

>>150342623
Sexy daddies.

How many rounds for faker to eventually download khamzats style and beat him at his game?

>>150342751
Who's the kimono

Abus.
Natalia Silva.
Still Tony.

>>150342803
natalia silva is my favorite german fighter

>>150342581
I would've laid there and thrown it back for Zatdaddy too...

Such a sexy daddy he is...

>>150342803
Tony heems the Gringo papi

>>150342822
I really don't think Tony could heem Schaub. Especially if Tony couldn't even beat up the bathroom security guard

Khazmat should be cut.

>>150342556
People lost their mind when Strickraped did it to Jizzy

>>150339952
Very difficult to choose a winner here. Maybe Imavov by decision because he will fight more defensively and gas less in the later rounds.

Finna heem a bit of strange tomorrow

>>150342785
>>150342803
>>150342862
S club 7

Was 30 years ago...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuM7Ey8iG4o

Sorry to say but Danemark is superior to the other nordics, finland and sweden are picking their nose

>>150342767
What about me?

Dr Strange?

Kay Hansen dildo in car video

>>150342934
Il fuck you up bud

Kay Hansen is undefeated at heeming my meng

Carlos Mencias come back will make Joe Rogan look like liver king

>>150342934
yes

Get Kay on the finasteride and she'd be a solid 7

>>150342975
You too kid

>>150342975
>>150342978
>>150342982

kek when both parties settled and the judge is like nah i aint feelin it

Damn, Porier on that Anik pharma protocol for his punditry debut. Probably got it off Olivi. I'd imagine her scrip is backed up due to 9 months off the uppers

>>150342812
CLAIMED. SCREENSHOTTED. NO TAKEBACKS.

>>150342854
Dustin/Garth 2, Poatan/Jan card was a thing

>>150342949
I'll do to you what Rogan did to comedy

>>150343008
?

Kay Hansen is actually hotter now that her MMA career has fallen apart
I like the desperation

>>150343019
...transform it from an ecosystem reliant on venues to one focused on podcasting?

Aspinall talks about fear but he's just a skin walker stealing GSPs insights.

>>150342683
more like you order a burger and half of it is missing

>>150343058
Can't say this arouses much titillation at all. I am simply above trite notions such as libido these days. An elevated being. Nephilim.

>>150343080
Check your bacon bussy.

>>150343089
Low T fer sher
You gotta get on that trt b

denmarks inner monologue uses cheeseburger logic

>>150343089
Sounds gay as fuck b

>>150343120
if you don't like cheese don't order a cheese burger
it's really is that simple

>>150343058
Hate to agree with sweden but knowing her background it reeks of desperation, it's like seeing a crackhead naked, trust i would never agree with sweden but overall she doesn't produce any boners.

I've been researching the ufc iceberg, last few are fucked up

I went to the first bjj class and I'm pretty sure the instructor just followed me home. What do I do?

>>150343144
Khamzat is a Bacon King with swiss and a large Mello Yello

>>150343144
what if you order a cheeseburger and you get a regular and they say go to the cheese store if you like cheese so much

dricus should have studied the prates technique of being completely shut down for 4 rounds and still winning the story

>>150343144
Most places offer lactose free alternatives nowadays, lotta indians and africans about b

Khamzat would have gotten yellow carded in a real org

>>150343173
Try a salad for once, fatass.

>>150343152
Iceberg lettuce for your burger?

Haha!

Serious question for anyone with MMA knowledge - why isn't the sprawl utilised more heavily?

>>150343058
>>150343078
>>150343094
I got so much cum in me but got no way to take it out !
Onlyfans whore got The world in her hands

>>150343152
DID NGANNOU FUCkeD HER IN HER PRIME OR NOT ?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8nYdZw-7vE&t=10

yeah let me get a cheeseburger

>>150343204
because you risk having your back taken

yo my man let me get uhhhhhhhh

>>150343198
film this being made in a studio apartment and everyone assumes it tastes like shit

>>150343152
here’s the real stuff junior but this doesn’t leave /heem/ alright

*hick* fnlaind

>>150343253
>eddie bravo playlist
jfc guys no one is supposed to know

A friend of mine predicted that Bisping was fighting with one eye long before it was actually revealed. His cousin had a fake eye, and he knew the look
To this day it's probably the MMA prediction I've been most impressed by

>>150343173
you ordered an MMA match and you got an MMA match.

>>150343286
are you still on this. it was boring end of story

>>150343279
Moments before the Askren vs Meng fight started i turned to my friend and told him "masvidal is about knock this guy clean the fuck out" it was a kino moment for me

>>150343253
you might wanna delete this, bucko

>>150342425
Imavov underestimated Strickland (everyone did at the time) and thought letting him come in an entire weight class above would be fine, Strickland has never outmuscled an opponent the way he did it that fight.
That being said, everyone's forgotten that Imavov's cardio is pretty shit. Caio can take over if it gets to later rounds.

>>150343286
cheeseburgers are advertised with slow motion videos of cheese falling onto the burger
mma is advertised with slow motion videos of people actually fighting

>>150343333
>believing fast food ads

>>150343333
Zatdaddy unloaded his dick daddy cheese into Du Piglet's bacon bussy thoughsobeit.

>>150343346
more reliable than ufc ads

Khazmat should be sent to ADX

Du piglet’s baconator bussy got porked with warm cheesy Zatdaddy loads

other brazzas have made me appreciate khabib so much more

MMA FOOD

when is dana gonna wise up and make an openweight division

>>150343371
why are you gay

>>150343396
It makes sense when you really think about it b

>>150343396
>>150343415
The last time i had sex was 15 years ago.

Is it over ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IikCDstgZJk&t=7

MMA FOOD BATTLE

>>150343368
Abu Dhabi Securities Exchange?

>>150343433
>>150343433
>>150343433

>>150343427
same but i’m only 27 so i still have time

>>150343396
Nothing gay about daddy dominating a TWPiglet and filling his bottom bacon bussy with creamy caucus cummies

>>150343253
>Julius Schaub
qrd?

>>150342204
I woke back up. I'm a survivor. Just like my heroes, Kevin Nash and Sean Strickland

>>150340074
All that while a marginalized homosexual… incredible

>>150340377
>Kadyrov isn’t a gay pedophile