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SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, brace for a disappointing /mercato/, eat pusy 3 times a day, drink your delusionfuel and flirt with the cute cashier

negru

la negra

disgusting lack of PoE2 discourse on this sub

Here we go:

Boniface-Milan: paid loan at 5 million + option to buy at 24 million.
The purchase option becomes mandatory based on the number of starting appearances by Boniface and his performances in Serie A this season. Boniface's medical examinations with Milan are scheduled for Friday.
There are rumours that Milan don't attempt to keep Boniface. It was just the best solution for the management and the coach.

Pontenurese of Eccellenza 2

>>150340916
Did Sartori start huffing petrol recently

Man whatever happened to presidents like Massimo Ferrero, Franco Sensi, Silvio Berlusconi, Maurizio Zamparini
Old men with money of uncertain provenance who fired 10 coaches every season, physically fought players who nonetheless loved them like fathers, emptied out their kids' trust funds to win football matches
The closest we still have to the titans of yore is Aurelio De Lamentiis, and hearing him shout campionato falsato before every match against Jj just in case Napoli lose has honestly started getting a little stale
Now it's all just giùs and friendly, polite, well-mannered Chinese people
againstmodernfootballowners

Maybe the genua zingaro can deliver some kino

>>150341041
3 out of 4 died me thinks

>>150341041
>Now it's all just giùs and friendly, polite, well-mannered Chinese people
I wish, now it's all just americans everywhere

What if marmotta was actually trying to sign kefren thuram

>>150341041
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Constantin

>>150341112
Aside from the Canadian knockoff Italianstyle cheesemaker, aren't most of them either Wall Street firms, or at least shitaloamericans backed by Wall Street investment? And about the Chinese yeah that's outdated, they sold bbilan and printer, but it's a general trend

>>150341185
Not sold, defaulted on loans

Why would Mr.TIM do this

>Milan have informed Gimenez agent to start looking for departure offers 28 million or above.
Allegri REALLY hates the Mexican, Jesus.

Arthur, Kelly and Gonzalez will all leave this week :)

The only Serie A president I miss is Lucianone Gaucci: he bought Gaddafi's son, he brought players from all over the world (the first Japanese in Serie ass), fuck he wanted a woman to play with his men's team kek

>FIORENTINA (3-4-3): De Gea; Comuzzo, Pongracic, Ranieri; Dodò, Fagioli, Sohm, Gosens; Gudmundsson, Kean, Ndour. All. Pioli

Ndour?

oh yeah, beans is alive

>>150341263
He also hates jimenez

>>150341177
>In 2023, he fired Sion's then-manager David Bettoni at half-time during a match against Servette before forcing him to stand on the side lines for the remainder of the game.[6] In a separate episode, he verbally confronted Mario Balotelli (whom he had signed). In 2011, Constantin signed six players under a transfer ban because of what happened with Essam El-Hadary’s transfer, and appeared on live TV on a horse.
So there are among the Helvetii some in whose veins a patrician blood yet flows...

>>150340916
someone needs to get rabiot as well so we can watch the fight live

>>150341281
fat bastard who switched nakata and pagotto pees so he could sell him to riomma

Just learned the Italian for "wheelbarrow" and I'm howling

>>150340862
came back today with my new gin (the alex del piero of liquors) provisions. but what does it means in hjulmand terms? still meditating on it.

>>150341397
> means
*mean

>the former Lazio captain appears to be ahead of Castro and Dallinga. It's possible, therefore, that he could even start his Rossoblu debut.
i-is he back fras

>>150341391
He's not wrong, if you can't afford DAZN you have no right to watch football matches

>>150341324
Sofascore has him as a winger lmoa what is Padre Pio cooking

these niggas starting Pongračić in 2025, oh my days

>>150341563
They'd otherwise register a minusvalenze

Is it iracy and/or killing calcio if I sign up to this with a vpn?

>>150341602
Just cook the books a little

>>150341632
Alright
>renews Muttuidi, Zingarovic and Milik for another 5 years

Panathinaikos has a strange stadium

Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater launch trailer is up

>>150341729
Previews looking good, they even kept the nightmare stuff
Will miss day one because stores are closed and bald man's ecommerce ran out of standard edition copies

Metal Gear Liquid, courtesy of diarrheanon

KEAN

errm what the kean

>>150341783
I drain my insides, not for honor, but for you (Fibre Eater)
In my time, there'll be no solids
Crime, it's the way I poop to you (Fibre Eater)
I'm still on a toilet, Fibre Eater

>>150341324
3421 no?

>>150341729
I play that game 20 years ago

>>150341905
Matusa

run it's the Polissya

>>150341905
Did you also play mgo?

>Dzeko is now in la viola
Strange feeling desu

Mercato is open? Does Grimolli know?

you now live in the timeline where Piccoli is worth 30m, how does that make you feel on a metaphysical level?

I haven't felt anything on any level since 2019

pongracic is a bit shite eh

>>150341985
>already having a good balanced team
>making precise smart investments
>"NOOO grimtoli kys this isnt good enough you have to spend several hundred million euros b-because you have to okay?!"
Why are jjentinis like this? Honestly I don't get it

New refereeing rules for the coming season in Italian football:
>If goalkeeper keeps the ball in hands for 8 seconds the opponent is awarded a corner kick.
>If a player double touches the ball during a penalty the penalty will not be cancelled. If the player scored the penalty with the double touch it will be retaken. If the player missed with the double touch the penalty will instead become an indirect free kick or advantage rule, up to referee. In the case of penalty shootout however it will only be retaken if the double touch penalty resulted in a goal.
>Referees will now announce to the stadium via their microphone their VAR decision and explain why they did so like in the Club World Cup this summer.

Serie C only experimental change:
>Football Video Support (FVS) experiment.
>The bench of each team will be given 2 intervention cards.
>Each team can choose to play one of the cards at any moment during the game and this will make the referee and VAR review an incident/decision the team wasn’t happy with.
>If the referee and VAR agree with the teams objection after reviewing the incident the team gets their card back. Otherwise if the referee and VAR disagree the team loses 1 intervention card.

now thats controversial

>>150342110
Can you get more intervention cards by playing Pot of Greed?

>>150342103
>already having a good balanced team
literally the opposite of a balanced team, last match vs venezia was basically the good players dragging the shit ones to victory. the backline is a shambles and yildiz is the only creative player in the squad
>making precise smart investments
€32m on conceicao, random scam rb from porto, targeting shit watford-tier players and more former balkan talents who had their careers derailed by pubalgia
kys grimolli

>>150342103
Are you unironically retarded or just albanian? It's Palestinentus you fucking faggot.

>>15034211
>Referees will now announce to the stadium via their microphone their VAR decision and explain why they did so like in the Club World Cup this summer.
Imagine the kind of insults the microphones will manage to pick up when the stadiums go dead silent to hear the ref.
>The bench of each team will be given 2 intervention cards.
>Each team can choose to play one of the cards at any moment during the game and this will make the referee and VAR review an incident/decision the team wasn’t happy with.
>If the referee and VAR agree with the teams objection after reviewing the incident the team gets their card back. Otherwise if the referee and VAR disagree the team loses 1 intervention card.
You VILL vatch matches that last 2 hours

Véronique Rabiot: "The Rabiots don't crumble in the soup — we never regret our choices!" "But I didn’t want my son to sign for Olympique de Marseille.It was my son who convinced me. When Benatia first called, I told him: 'If it were up to me, my son wouldn’t have joined this club”

nihao

wait why is a Belarusian team in the conference playoffs? Aren't they still sanctioned?

>>150342252
Why should they, it's Russia who started the war

>>150342232
veronique pls accept tare's phonecall

>>150342252
Russian NT and clubs only got banned because all the (relevant) clubs and FA's said they would refuse playing them. This was never the case with Belarussian teams I think. As a country they do have EU sanctions but not UEFA ones.

>>150342195
The atmosphere is to blame. Its so toxic at jj that players are starting to doubt themselves. Its all mental. The players are good. And truth bomb: Motta wasnt the problem either

hahahaha

Reminder that you're all better than falling for atalanticist bait, especially when it's that low-effort.

>>150342297
thx Wikiuccio

I was told Kean chimped out

>>150342434
got his shirt pulled then elbowed the guy in the pack a few yards away from the ref, certainly not the smartest of moves

>>150342446
He got his air pulled

>>150342434
he is trying to show gattuso his grinta

>>150342306
>The players are good

>>150342517
He couldn't breathe?

>>150342614
you know what I mean, his hair got pulled

Calabria incoming

>>150341563
100 years from now, we will all be dead but Arthur will still be playing for Juventus, with robot arms and legs, an AI consciousness and a synthetic heart, powered by summer transfer rumours about Arthur. He will never leave. He will always be here. He has always been here. He is Arthur. We are all Arthur.

I now remember Arthur Cabal who has been cosplaying as Milik for the past year or so

>>150343358
Nevermind, allegedly his name is David or so lol

Giuntoli to Inter to replace Ausilio who's joining Inzaghi at Al Hilal, I've seen it in my dreams

Why do Saudi clubs even need DS’? Just make a spreadsheet combining the fifa rating of players with their social media following quotient

Don Eladio and Arthur linked up

>Sassuolo have officially announced that club legend Domenico Berardi has put pen to paper on a new, long-term contract extension
Berardi to jJ. Trust the process

>>150342110
you forgot the most important one
>people who are found to have assualted/attacked referees will face prison sentences

This was implemented following reoccurring incidents in the lower leagues, especially after one that happened in the southern part of the country last season

Wtf

>>150344222
Except that's already the case if the ref presses charges? In 4 years time maybe, not like any average Giovanni will ever do jail time for a punch in the face.

>>150344495
He rearranged his cargo weight (DS2 reference)

>>150344577
Yeah but last year there were a lot of cases reported so they must have increased the attention on it.

>Matic to Sassuolo

are you saying i cannot beat up massa anymore

Douglas Pooiz's goodbye video might be the most pathetic "highlight" video I've ever seen kek

Damn didn't realize at first I played so many hours in just two weeks

>>150345326
A-a-a lot of those hours are just you being stand-by and doing something else right?

>>150345335
Only 5-6 hours I'm afraid, h-hahah

>>150345326
looooser

loooooooser alert

>>150345429
false, I am 100% confident my w/l ratio is mega positive

>>150345429
Post you're steam/PS/backloggd wishlist

>>150345444
hold

>>150345554
Hold what, you're supposed to save the image in its full resolution not the preview you dunce

>>150345580
Are you crazy, making demands like that?!?! He'll crash Croatia entire ISP-system with files that large!

>>150345518
Borderlands 4
Nioh 3
Crimson Desert
GTA 6

>Borderlands
fucking grim

>>150345616
Borderlands and GTA have women protagonists no?

New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch teaser is up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAM63Dj3XBQ

if it was set in the Netherlands it'd have been called Flatlands 4

>>150345326
I'm at 56, only spent 2 hour idling on accident while I was at gym kek

>>150345814
if it was set in the Italy it'd have been called Nepolands 4

Do NOT click on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRLbZNiC70M

why would the devil cry though

>>150345899
I clicked this but before the page fully loaded clicked this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuGj4XgbDKg

>>150345931
Is Fortiche involved with this series? The characters design remind me of Arcane

If they made epic games they'd be called Fortnite

>>150345974
Idk, I still have to watch Arcane. Apart from DBZ when I was little and Blue Eye Samurai the only animu's I ever watched are: Avatar, Korra, X-Men (both old and new), Various Batmans, Invincible and Devil May Cry.

If there's anything you fully recommend do let me know!

these niggas watching cartoons

>>150342182
they could probably make up the deficit caused by Piratismus by selling booster packs to fans
Pending details to be worked out, like how many psychic energy cards you need to play on your holographic Vlahovich to get him a penalty

did anyone make a fantasy league?

Good morning!

If Leao is happy we happy too

>>150349903
It doesn't take much to make him happy, a new pair of shoes and a tailleur

>Di Marzio: Boniface in the past was closely followed by Juventus, by Napoli and was supposed to go to Al Nassr in January for 60 million + 10 in bonuses. But he only wabted Milan."
Interesting

>>150349841
>>150315526
it's Fanta time!

For newcoomers: https://leghe.fantacalcio.it/registrazione (or just download the mobile app)

>League name: Super Fantacomfy League
>Code: herewego

Quick! Recommend me a fanta bargain!

>>150350480
Venturino

>found an agreement with Sancho's agent
>aka offered more
>he still doesn't want to come (thank God ndr)
>Roma will still wait a bit more and no other option is being considered
t. Lorenzo Pro Evolution Soccer

I hate this season so much already.
Just carpet bomb Trigoria, get rid of Massara, the son of a whore with this weird obsession for that british nog and hopefully Ranieri and Friedkin too.

>>150350480
Mosquera

>Widely reported to earn the equivalent of €14 million in salary, it would likely take a major pay cut to join any new club.
That nibba finna neet for the whole season

https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/1958183821599223888

Reminder bbilanarcissim is an actual mental disorder and a marker for identifying potential criminals

>>150344577
They're considered public officers now
https://www.brocardi.it/codice-penale/libro-secondo/titolo-xii/capo-i/art583quater.html

I see so many tactical Juventus “expects” online..

It makes me laugh, as I know I am the greatest tactical expert, online, in this community, any coach around the world, no one can touch me!

Here’s my tactical expertise for this season..

Give Kenan Yıldız the ball!

A bit audacious, but it just might work

I want to be dominated by Borderlands female characters.

I know you probably don't care but Im just really happy and want to share that I just got the info I graduated summa cum laude :^)

>>150350622
congrats

>CUM laude
hehehe

>>150350622
congratulations!

>Lina Souloukou is doing it again

>>150350622
Congrats malaswiss

>>150350480
Cancellieri

>>150350480
kilicsoy

>>150350622
Congratz kiddo! Got a job lined up?

>>150350622
Grats fratello

>>150350628
>>150350661
>>150350672
Thanks fras!

Also:
>The demands made days ago by Vlahovic's entourage to Milan are those of someone who intends to leave for free or already feels "unattached": 6M net per season and 15M at signing. With a 4 or 5-year contract, including the transfer fee, it would be a 100M operation.
Punch Sports Extra (Nigerian newspaper) on the front page: "The Italian press warns Milan about the Boniface deal"
>Milan and Rennes in contention for Harder: Sporting has rejected an offer from the French club, and the Italians are preparing one. The striker is willing to negotiate if the project guarantees him (many more) minutes compared to those he has played at Sporting
Today, medical examinations are scheduled for Boniface. Routine medical examinations and then the contract signing at Casa Milan. The deal was pushed through in these last few hours, from start to finish, by sporting director Igli Tare, who wanted to bet everything on Boniface.
>Moretto: Many questions: with Boniface's arrival, could another striker come? I'm told that another possible arrival could happen if Chukwueze leaves. A young, talented, promising footballer could arrive. We’ll see if this plan is confirmed.
In the last few hours, Fulham, which had already tried in January, is making another attempt for Chukwueze. There are also some Spanish teams, but Fulham seems slightly more interested. We will see if in the coming days they will propose a permanent transfer.
>According to Musah, Milan will not consider offers below 30 million
It is also not excluded that in the final days of the market, depending on feedback from daily work at Milanello, Milan could look at adding another central defender (Okoli from Leicester?) to complement the four already in the squad.

>>150350729
Vlahovic scored 80 goals with Allegri in a single season he's worth it

>>150350723
>>150350712
Thanks! I will probably stay with my current employer until the end of the year but Im already looking for a new position where I can be more impactful (here or abroad).

>>150350781
I just hope the pay is good. I hear that entry level jobs are particularly underpaid in Swissland.

>>150350333
do you have an invite link
it shows an error when i enter with the code

>>150351170
Maybe this wekjs
https://leghe.fantacalcio.it/super-fantacomfy-league

JUST IN: Lloyd Kelly wants to stay at Juventus, hoping to have a breakout season that earns him worldwide recognition and helps him achieve his dream of being called up to the England national team.

How many games until >sfinter sacks their manager? I'm betting 5.

>>150350622
Congrats man

Actually enjoying this new inter content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGrhK8tQ--4&t=3s

>>150350570
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't expect anything less retarded from the country that discriminates homicides

>>150351170
it's not an invite code. You must select the "Parola d'ordine" option and type the name of the league and the password

>>150351365
I hope they lose

can someone explain to me why inter was going after lookman whole summer and then just stopped??

>>150350622
congrats

>>150352648
Pride, same reason Atalanta sperged and increased the price after Marmot publicly said they wouldn’t pay over €40m. Pretty stupid to not just cuck out and pay the extra €5m only to drop €20m on a Cyril Domoraud regen instead. Maybe he wants a defender too but all the good ones have been bought up unless you want to get scammed for Comuzzo or something

>Gimenez has asked to be sold, his relationship with Allegri is bad. Milan have an agreement with Vlahovic with Tare waiting for the right moment to close the deal with Juventus
Allegri in today’s press conference: “I’m very happy with how Gimenez has been behaving.”
>The management of Vlahovic accuses Corriere dello Sport of spreading fake news. Vlahovic never asked for €15m in commission!

>>150351967
>>150352648
Ty

>BREAKING: Atlético Madrid has closed the door on Ademola Lookman.
Every single vertex of the universe has lined up, go sign him Comolli you french piece of shit, before Znegruva fails a medical or PSG decides Kangoo is worth €90m
>>150352751
Glasner will kill himself live during a presser this season

>>150352742
Allegri is blatantly lying since apparently gimenez is on the market for 30m+, he kind comes off as someone who as a strong seriea bias towards players. Why the fuck do you wanna bring vlahovic in, we have like 4 possible strikers as well

>>150352648
Because Elkann called Percassi and threatened that he would send Palestinian terrorists to his malls to explode

Portami giù dove non si tocca
Dove la vida è loca
Su una ruota
Questa notte è nostra
Faremo come il vento
Da zero a cento

>>150350622
grande fra

>>150350622
You have now more degrees and are more intelligent than all the propals and Palestinentus fans combined

>Veronique Rabiot calls out the 'double standards' at Olympique Marseille: "When Mason Greenwood signed after hitting his girlfriend, De Zerbi said he could be given a 2nd chance. I agree with 2nd chances, but would my son be the only one not entitled to one?”
The fun never stops at Olympique MENSAille

>>150353150
If he really hit her how come he didn't get arrested? A couple of pictures online as fake as every ProPal AI image means nothing

>>150353214
t. Cristiano Giuntoli

>Gasperini taking a huge dump on Massara and Ranieri in basically every answer
For now he's safe because everyone is talking about Pellegrini (making it sound like he shat on the player rather than on the board) but he better win on Sunday or the press is going to tear him apart.

>Matic to Sasuolol
Random ass move

How does the italian fantasy game work, like FPL?

>Dovbyk and Ferguson are two different musical instruments
Is gasp a music guy

>>150353384
There’s no triple captaining or any powerups and the thread league is non-auction so you can buy who you want. So really it’s just filling out your roster and choosing an XI/bench every week

>>150353319
Is Roma the toughest club to succeed at in Serie A? There seems to be such a huge gap between the expectations/attention of fans and what is realistically possible at this time.

>>150353384
Kind of, but the mercato isn't open all the time like in FPL.

>>150353150
>De Zerbi responds to Rabiot's mother "I decided to make Adrien captain in Paris. In one year, I paid more attention to her son than to my son. But I support the club's decision. She said that Greenwood was given a second chance, that's false, we're talking about his private life."

>>150351365
eased into a transfer to trabzonspor?

De Zebra just shat on Rabiot lmao

>>150353384
does fpl have a pancrazio?

>>150353384
I wish. In the one we use, classic style, players are graded 1-10 by random ass napoletani or even worse journalists. Then they get bonuses and maluses based on goals, assists, cards, pk scored/missed/saved

>>150353395
Based De Zerbi defending that Greenwood bvll

Man, the Printer and Jj shirts are so cursed...

>>150353428
I'd say the Udinese one is worse

>>150353428
Genoa has the Ghibli AI colors

>>150353428
Hellas' and Como's should be banned, either have a proper shirt or keep your windows media player visualizations to yourself

>>150353394
>>150353395
>>150353404
>>150353406
Yeah I see. Just started an italian league on the french fantasy football app, its a blind auction on players with people in your minileague. Each gameweek players are rated through quantifiable metrics depending on their position, and their score makes them score or not against the other guys team.
Was wondering if it was more similar to that or the english system

>>15035342
I hate the fact that the only decent ones are the one with clear low effort.
And Sassuolo looks good on theory but irl the fabric looks like a plastic bag

https://x.com/synthpotato/status/1958820771364532707
Oh no no no

Satisfactory announcement is up for PS5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf7PjQDkg6Q

We're so back autismbros

>streamers literally malding at the movement nerf
Lole

>Louis Girardi
Why would you post literal whos

>>150353622
None of the insiders are reporting this, not even the schizos on the most degenerate fansite are saying this. I checked and now have to bleach my retinas.

>bbilan fan insider
>is also bald
kek
KEK

I was told bbilan fans were from the norf wtf is this?!?

>>150353108
Thanks!
>>150353630
>>150353645
He is literally the Vicepresidente of Milan club Canosa di Puglia

>>150353674
A bbilan stronghold, nice!

>>150353674
FR12 user "HamasHamasAlleJodenAanHetGas1908" says it's fake news

>>150353695
Is HamasHamasAlleJodenAanHetGas1908 Feyenoord's own radjaforever?

>>150353443
Kek

>>150353622
Duccio can you confirm

>Juventus captain Manuel Locatelli has revealed there is a “new energy” at the Bianconeri
I knew grimtoli's orichalcum mining venture would eventually pay off

>>150353716
No, that would be bl13kjr

>Valente, with his punchable Love Island face, who will tear open defences for us next year, and then with a scissor tackle at knee height, kicks a Jew into the Wajong (disability benefits) poahhhh drive me crazy.

hij sneed me af

Merry Calciomas eve, I hope everyone gets what they want from Calcio Claus this weekend

Speaking of getting what you want:

>>150353793
How do feel about about Meloni’s decision to keep the vaccine mandate

Grimolli cooking:

Why is the Arizona tea so good bros

Did we make mercato yet?

Véronique for the post-Chiellini

*blocks the anglo*

>>150354117
Based I hope EU follows immediately after, gooners deserve to die

>>150354139
Joke's on you, I'm behind seven gooning proxies

>>150353947
is not

>Parma sign Argentinian defender Mariano Troilo from Belgrano for €7m
New Paletta just arrive

>>150354160
That's why banning VPNs is mandatory. Why would someone need a VPN if he has nothing to hide? Their main purpose is to hide something, probably child pornography.

>>150354232
I need a VPN to get the skimpier ZZZ outfits from the Asian regions.

Also new info dropped on the next big patch
>Zenless Zone Zero 2.2 gets political with its focus on power struggles in the Waifei Peninsula

>>150343932
I like Arthur good sign for us

>>150354245
A videogame for pedophiles

>>150354264
Name a Laziale that plays ZZZ, I'll wait

>>150354264
>gacha
>game

>>150354289
Did I accidentally summon you by posting about pedophiles?

>>150353767
Orichalcum is yesterday’s news, start investing in Pio-Espositum if you wanna retire early, its value increases every day and by 2030 a single shard of it will be worth billions

Big Vic

>>150354381
Isn't narcissism a bad thing according to Christianity

>>150352482
I did
it's not workring on either phone or pc, tried with two different accounts
on phone it shows picrel, on pc it says I already joined but there isn't anything in the league list

Mmmmm…. Gündogan, yes or no?

BASED

>>150354409
Pancrazio may have activated the anti-gypsy filter

Wouldn't mind some global warming tbqh, I had to put on my Jj sweater and it's fucking august

>>150354496
For which team? Very important question

>>150354622
I think he is asking if he should get some kebab

>>150354622
I saw The Forbidden Man linking him to "several Italian clubs" on the [redacted] site.

>>150354409
Did you join last year? What was you trainer name if so?

Locatelli: "Tudor is definitely different from the coaches we’ve had before. He demands a lot of intensity, a lot of discipline, but I think the important thing is that he understands the DNA of this jersey. Goals? At Juve, we always start with the aim of achieving the maximum in every competition we’re in. Of course, it’s clear that there are great teams ahead of us and alongside us, but I don’t think we need to overthink it. We need to work well and hard, as we know how to do and as is in the DNA of this club."

>>150354682
>DNA talks
it's over, 70 points season

>>150354684
The powers of Veronique Rabiot are starting to get really scary

I love her so much it's unreal
Just bring his son back, the real mercato would be her not him

>>150354269
I used to...
>>150354289
No fucking way you just got summoned like that

>>150354670
>riommers using terrone as insult
lole

>>150354742
I mean at least they support their local club despite being terroni themself. There's nothing more shameful than supporting one of the strisciate while living hundreds of kilometers away from their home cities

Is there a bigger retard-flag than someone saying "strisciate", especially on a non-Italian anime forum?

>>150354791
wait... people really do that!?!?

>>150354801
Not knowing how pivot tables work in Excel

>>150354801
Lol what part of Terronia are you from and what is your strisciata club

>>150354409
there is nothing wrong in the settings, the only other option is sending an invite link by email

>>150354823
I learned how they work last week!!
>>150354791
If you are not an horse working in the san siro hippodrome you're just a gloryhunter

>>150354835
No need to cope Calogero, I'm sure you have totally legitimate reasons to support a strisciata that aren't "I wanted to support a club that wins trophies to feel relevant"

Real Shkendija smelling hours

For me, it's Ninjask

Is it possible to leave/delete leagues? Every time I log in it defaults to the original Pancrazio's league instead of the new one. Neapolitan webdesign has me stumped.

Seghe Fantacalcio ahah

>>150354791
luckily I live a little less than 100 km away then

>>150354877
Moving to Milan or nearby just to study at PoliMi doesn't count my dear Calogero

>>150354864
click the little cog to right of 'le tue leghe', then click the eye simple on the league you want to hide then click the save button.

>>150354890
pure cisalpine heritage, not living in Milan that was the point

Cisheteroalpine

>>150354904
I did that, but it still kicks me into the old league whenever I refresh the page. Very annoying but I'll manage by seething about it quietly. Cheers.

>>150354906
Yes I am sure you are lol, surely there are other reasons you got triggered by the strisciate post

I will never understand the hate against Milano

https://youtu.be/OklMuvUGwYc

>>150354955
Terroni and maghrebings moved here en masse and it's choke full of people who claim to be 100% Milanese who are just 2nd/3rd gen terroni.
Add the last few mayors selling everything to international companies and you have a city that is the shell of its former self

Please try to not make it so obvious you never/barely ever visit the city of the club you twerk for so much.

>Zingarova confirmed to stay at Lille
Rumorsbros whose name do we make up now?!

>>150354990
Sancho Panza

>>150354801
t. Ambrogio Cafiero son of Pasquale

>>150354801
using brainletxcel

>>150354801
Yes, being a strisciata fan

>>150354973
>Terroni and maghrebings moved here en masse and it's choke full of people who claim to be 100% Milanese who are just 2nd/3rd gen terroni.
Okay and?
>Add the last few mayors selling everything to international companies and you have a city that is the shell of its former self
It is justified to criticize ghettoization, gentrification, unaffordable housing or pollution but this are problems all large cities have but cmon... the charm of an international city is the cosmopolitan vibes.
>>150354976
>t. Radio genoa follower

Rate it

Has there ever been a swissbanian post that didn't smell like a blatant rage bait

reghetton

>>150355075
Pure calcio

I am starting to get attached to Kalulu wtf even my folder is bigger than Kalulusevski's now

>>150355114
I hope belgio will one day realize that pierre is actualy a good player

>>150355131
No I think the meaning was that Pierre was gay

>>150355066
I don’t find anything attractive about a city that gives up its ‘soul’ just to become a copy of London, Paris, or NYC. The problems you’ve listed are precisely due to what I mentioned.
If housing prices and rents are so high, it’s exactly because of investment funds buying up apartments and treating them like assets and because of retarded terroni willing to pay €600–800 in rent just to enroll in Milanese universities.
The fact that you’re not only okay with this transformation of Milan but actually support it doesn’t surprise me at all.

Isnt the main problem with Milano and Roma that all the native working class Italians who used to work at the factories have all been replaced by mystery meat foreigners?

Nibbas acting like operation velvet trident isn't real

>>150355199
Is that one of the new BF6 maps

Elmas ripara Elmas sostituisce

>>150355159
But I bet you are against expropriation and the promotion of gemeindebauten such as in vienna

With just 10 days left in the market, I hope we really start moving faster. Not every player is guaranteed to sign & there’s always the risk of overpaying like we saw with Giuntoli. Hopefully I’m wrong, but the situation doesn’t look easy

>>150355237
What does that have to do with anything I said lol

I like how my innocent comment created a heated debate! I've only ever made day visits and it's been years since the last one. I fucking know Paris more cause I was there for a week this summer, it was great

>>150355259
€50m on Percassi's desk yesterday, trust the plan

but yeah I agree, Znegruva deal is already dead and PSG are still trying to be cute about Kangoo. That was the problem the whole summer, targeting players who too expensive or weren't on the market while >our mercato depended too much on outgoings

>>150355259
No reason to worry, thanks to Giuntoli overpaying shitters >we can't afford anybody unless the players >we want to sell leave (they won't because nobody wants them)

>>150355434
Just imagine if Nabule knocked out Barca that day and >we missed out on the CWC money lol

There's a high chance one of our local anons' mom had her pictures posted on THAT group

Business idea: Facebook group called "mio mercato"


(no crime is made since it's empty)

>>150355471
Imagine if they didn't choke against Parma in 2021

>>150355530
That was Hellas

>>150355530
Can't escape their DNA :)

>>150355087
Fun fact: just because I went and saw Feyenoord - Bbilan home and away in perspn I probably saw Bbilan play in the flesh more than twinkazzo ever did

Barely bought any players, team looks anything but complete 2 days from the start of the league, and best >we get is fucking Locatelli trying to hype up the crowd, this Jj is borderline depressing and I don't even wanna shit on it because it'd be like laughing at a cripple

>>150354791
ok terrooner

Mole limitless sexo

>>150355658
Theopisti status?

How big of a Fanta scam will Jonathan turn out to be?

>>150355807
Allegri is trying his best to ship his ass back to Mexico kek

>>150355723
Still capable of making my lifeless heart feel flutters for a tiny moment as I imagine a life of us together

>>150355658
Theofisting

How do you go, economically, from Sancho to Elmas?

>>150355938
Riomma adopted the Euro?

>>150355512
>t.

>>150355505
boomers are subhumans, and they have the audacity to criticize young people

Subhuman mentioned
https://youtu.be/jozqnG_32i0

>>150355505
>sono andata da mia madre perché avevo bisogno di andare via da quella casa
Now she's going to end up on the 'mia figlia' telegram group

>>150356315
lmao

F1: The Movie AKA Top Gun on wheels is up

#6 position top players who ara peaking righ now: enzo fernandez, vitinha, guimaraes, hjulmand, ederson, period.

>hjulmand
Corvino's psyop

>>150354990
palestra

>Paqueta gol
Will look lovely in black and white next year and I say this as someone who rated him even when he was faking depression to escape Giampaolo’s Milan
>>150356499
trvke

WHATYA:
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

>>PLAYAN
Diablo IV, finishing up the season journey
The Rogue Prince of Persia
>>WATCHAN
Dexter
Veep
>>LISTENAN
French QT-core
>>READAN
Nothing right now, just some longread articles I saved
>>EATAN
Takeway chicken
>>DRINKAN
Tea, both iced and hot
>>FAPPAN
Abella Danger and Jane Wilde
>>FEELAN
I'm considering a Steam Deck, but I can't get over it kind of being old at this point in time. I usually buy the most powerful item, but I want the Steam Deck over something like the Rog Ally X.

>>150356729
>joins Jjust for 50 comillions
>gets banned from football for 60 years for betting the day after

>>150356733
You can install SteamOS on the Rog Ally doe

Meanwhile in Ligue 1, this Schwarzenegger-esque fourth official (Mickael Leleu) has just come on as a replacement for the referee in PSG v Angers

>>150356733
playing FM in my lower polish leagues database
that's it

>Calciomercato: Saelemaekers could also depart. New contacts between Juventus and Milan have taken place. Milan has received a formal inquiry for a stand-alone deal, forwarded to Tare. The asking price is no less than €20–25M.
Grim

Fun fact: Le Fere are playing against Livorno
I wouldn't go to Livorno

>>150356983
Why would Allegri let go of bbilan's most versatile player lol

>>150356983
>25
Sell

>>150357014
No keep him and sell chuku or musah if you need the money

>>150357037
Sell all 3

Kalulu will start against Parma.

>>150357283
Just saved this picture and now my Kalulu folder is officially larger than my Gatti one

Liverani used one of those cards for on-request VAR challenges and got a Livorno negru carded
Not sure how it all works because I'm watching muted but each team gets two cards and they don't get returned lol

Strange because they didn't show any replay while the referees were analyzing and they didn't even announce the decision with the microphone

>>150357380
>Serie C yu-gi-oh edition

Leipzig getting turned into an onahole by Buyern, ded project

pavard passes to andy who passes to bonny who passes to tikus to score.

all frenchie gole

>>150357545
Is Mayulu french?

>want to watch the parliamentary stream to see the next governmental crisis unfold
>J-kino on tv
Sophie's choice I guess

>Diouf to Inter confirmed
what to do, fantabros????

>>150357380
reaching unlimited possibilities of match fixing in a league where every year at least 3 clubs go bankrupt and players have to try and get some money out of them

Tudor is right about transfer windows

this shit gay

If allegri manages to lead milan to a win tomorrow I will tribvte him since it'd be the biggest 'racolo sportivo I've ever seen

>>150358027
what did he say?

>>150358120
that they should end 1 week before the season begins

Usada Pekora press conference tomorrow at 15:30 for the Parma game

>>150358141
classic 4d chess, we could never sell vlahovic to napoli or milan until the last second, juve needs the aura farming

>5-0
Kek

What was Gasperini thinking moving to Riomma kek

You now remember Grimtoli fighting to get Todibo

Your comollis, your giuntollis and your grimollis.

just read gasb kicked worst pilgrims out of riomma. call me mad, but i would buy him for peanuts. maybe a swap deal with merdalez, who is weah tier.

Sleep tight /seriea/

Dexter: Original S-ACK!

>>150358522
We were in for Aguerd too at some point, but idk if it was during or after the Grimtolian era

>>150355232
stellar post

>>150355232
I remember being shocked to find out it's a global brand and they have the same jingle in a dozen languages

>>150358768
That one was a Comollata when he was targeting a bunch of midtable epl shitters in June/July

now THIS is a player

Kekekekekekekekekekekekek they bought allegri a striker that's literally currently injured and is extremely injured prone anyway, impresona Max if milan manages to not get relegated this season

>>150359036
did fotmob pick his picture straight out of a book about the history of genocides in the heart of Africa?

Calcio is back
Also
Mudryk to jJ

>Milan, three medicals aren't enough for Boniface: further checks are planned, his signature is frozen.

Bbilanbros..

gentlemen, I regret to inform you that

calcio

>Juventus plays during Forbidden Door London
Tough one

>>150364416
He had a succession of muscular problems last season that affected his form and saw him make only 27 competitive matches for Bayer Leverkusen, still scoring 11 goals with two assists.

Before that, he twice had surgery for anterior cruciate ligament injuries in his knees in March 2019 and November 2020.

Good morning!

>>150359218
>>150364416
>noooo milan is doing extra check ups before buying a player. Its literally over
So this is now the narrative? You guys realize we literally have world star (vlaho) and big talented (harder) strikers lining up to join Milan right?

>>150364948
Best case scenario and worst case scenario where do you think Milan will finish this year

>>150364976
1. / 6.

>>150358693
very good posting

>>150365069
Nice. Nowhere to go but up after last year

>>150365389
I think we will end up in 5th place (equal on points with the fourth but worse goal difference/direct comparison)

This reverse mufaing didn't work last time glowie-kun

>De Zerbi on Rabiot's situation: "I’m not going to prostitute myself for a player."

"In a workplace, if two employees fight, like in an English pub, with a colleague lying on the ground because he’s lost consciousness (Bakola), what should the employer do in France? There are two solutions: suspension or dismissal."

"I could have acted like I didn’t see anything. But I don’t lose my dignity to avoid losing the championship. I will always support the club. Yes, no teeth were broken, but this fight, I’ve never seen anything like it."

"I saw the doctor trying to revive the other player (Bakola) on the ground, Rowe and Rabiot fighting..."

>>150365480
I would be shocked if Milan finished outside the top 4, other than Inter I don't think there's a team that you can say with certainty is better than them

>>150365547
Crazy
>>150365551
Yeah but I dont know. They don't have any excuses now that they habe a serious coach. If they fail the project is dead and the owner should sell

If Thuram gets a cold who replaces him?

>Former Juventus player Federico Bernadeschi would verbally abuse teammates in the Toronto FC locker room.
t. Max Statman

Kone?

>An assistant director for the series "Emily in Paris" died during filming in Venice (home of the former Serie A team Venezia FC). The 47-year-old Venetian presumably suffered a heart attack. Filming of the fifth season was subsequently suspended.
Duccio...

>>150365620
I feel like with allegri you can at least feel comfortable knowing that the bottom isn't going to fall completely out. and I think you're stuck with the bad owners for a little while longer apparently they made a shitty deal when they bought the team and they have a ton of debt servicing and if they sold now it wouldn't worth their while at all. all of that isn't news if you're a Milan fan I suppose

>>150365674
Vax status?

>AC Mirage (!!!) is getting a DLC at the end of the year
>Unity is rotting at less than 30 FPS

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Roma situation?

New GT update update looks fast…

>>150365926
Free as well, what could possibly be the thinking behind it? Is it some Saudi propaganda considering the set in Al-ʿUla?

AC Milange

Pafundi sent to the underworld
Guess now I'm venturino lifelong

>>150367167
What about the German wonderkid Matteo Palma?

>>150367226
He's got some uncanny valley vibe going on probably going to be udinegru's best player

>>150367317
>probably going to be udinegru's best player
You can bet your house on it.
>Son of an Italian father and a German mother.
He'll represent Germany, isn't he

>Juventus are looking at the alternative targets if they fail to sign Kolo Muani:
Loïs Openda (25), Ademola Lookman (27), Nicolas Jackson (24) [GdS]

I AM GROWING STRONGER
cazzetta is reliable now btw :^)

>>150367914
Deutschland, Deutschland, Vaterland
Calciolust im Wahnverstand

>>150368077
Openda is better than kolo muani imho

4h to calcio! remeber to set the formation for your fanta armata brancaleone

Can it really to be called a kickmarket if the transfer were not there's? Let's go boys up, not let's take ourselves in round

>>150368299
I think so too but they’re never selling him this late in the mercato when their only other strikers are Timo Werner and a random brazilian kid

Fact: that was the first “Take ourselves in round” since may 14th

Are you excited about the new season? Personally, I can't be arsed tbqh

>>150355505
Wait until they know about chatpic lmao

>>150368547
Some teams intrigue me: Gasperini's Roma, the young Como, Cagliari.. but evidently the level of our "top" clubs is at an all-time low.

Palhinha scored, imagine him donning the vaunted black and white instead of the Greasy Man

>>150368547
Some teams seem fun but looking at Jj makes me very depressed

Streaming links anyone? Please spoonfeed me I am lazy and stupid

>>150368746
This but it's Phica, place is really full of degenerates

>>150368547
I haven't liked this sport in years, I just watch it as a ritual and to be able to hold a conversation with normalfags.
>>150369282
nice try brigadier Shield.

>>150368547
Not really, it's forbidden to be excited/dream here

I wonder what the poorfagschizo talks about with normies

>>150369442
You saved it!

Cherkibros...

>>150368547
lot of intrasting coaches in new teams. i like it.

>>150369926
They are all very good because unlike the unintrasting coaches like Allegri they tell their teams to score more

When Theo returns, the RedBird ownership shall vanish, as the old order fades before the rebuilding of a new temple of Rossoneri glory

>>150370349
alright nigga whos gonna put the money on the table to buy more negrus then.

CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

imagine being a pisslam shill

>schedina made with a cheeky 10€ bonus disappeared form my account

m-mr goldbet please...

>>150370408
why is he holding the autobiography of Gattuso d'Arabia?

*speaks cryptically*

>Indicative that #Tudor, when asked about penalty takers, names practically all the available players except one…
even Tumor gave up on him, it really is Zingarover

>>150368077
judentus should've put black only in their jersey
it seems they are into that

>>150370729
Lazio is putting little kids on their shirt?

>>150370729
It's Palestinentus. Jews are winners and rule the world.

>>150370759
Name and shame them:
Real Pizzighettone
SS Cataplasmi FC
Gasperini list

Di Francesco: "Camarda titolare, l'alternativa può essere un falso nueve"

>>150371007
I mean, he is the only striker in the fucking team KEK

Sparta gole

Corvino has gotten so good at keeping Lecce up in seriea that he needs for new challenges, so the madman went and hired the ultimate relegation artist

>>150371407
isn't he the one that won the match against Barcelona with Roma or is other di Francesco guy

>>150370676
excited to, once again, see Serbian headlines about Croatian Tudor hating Serbian Vlahović

is calcio time soon??

>>150371474
it is imminent

tfw anorexic greek anon didn't make it.
Also doesn't one have to pick captain for the fanta?

>>150371431
the very same

>Rather, Torino are just missing a couple documents from Inter to make the transfer official. Therefore, they are waiting for those to make the announcement.

classic not letting asllani dominate against us

Sign him Grimolli

>Asllani
>dominating anything except perhaps his family's bakery

>Milan has decided. It will complete the acquisition process of Victor Boniface as planned. The Nigerian striker will sign a 1+4. The signatures are scheduled for tomorrow at Casa Milan.
I honestly dont like it. Dusan or even krstovic would have been a better option

I just spoke with Tudor

>>150371586
Did you ask him about his mechanical keyboard?

>>150371577
Vlahovic is still coming so with Boniface and Vlahovic Allegri would have a tandem of strikers capable of scoring 160 goals in a single season.

>>150371605
So you will be doing this bit the whole season?

>>150371407
nah, it's the designated relegation year to bag the parachute payments
next season they'll yoyo back up to Serie A with a new batch of montenegru bozos signed for dirt cheap

https://x.com/komanjebrdo/status/1958911073513611728
Wtf the croatincel looks like THAT?!

>>150371637
You're even more retarded than him for giving him a reply. Now eat some good and grow some chest hair

>>150371637
What bit? Vlahovic scored 80 goals in a single season with Allegri, Boniface has a g/a every 25 minutes with Leverkusen

that kid's too thin to be me

>>150371646
>next season they'll yoyo back up to Serie A with a new batch of montenegru bozos signed for dirt cheap
Lmao

>>150371562
i like his thru balls.

>>150371681
many such cases. novi sad!

I got that Lamborghini tractors reference

IMT Pogbalski Klub

If his dick hurt he'd be called Pugbalgia

+++ Breaking news: Victor Boniface has set a new record at MilanLab by breaking the medical examination equipment during his physicals +++

>>150371844
many fanta players starting in this matchup

They’re going to be dancing on the streets of Sparta tonight if things keep going like this!

>>150371862
Post you’re team + badge

>~20 Fanta teams have set a formation
Cozy numbers

>>150371844
>Pinamounts is back at scamsuolo
How much totally legit money was printed with the transfer this time? Did Sberbank or Mapi Group have to get involved too?

>>150371844
I feel a McTerminator masterclass performance incoming

>>150371885
gila in ham and the line ups are secret for a reason, although I will say I have not been a boring bastard and pick cokeman like I know the majority of you cunts will have
>>150371898
>rotella
fra.... I....

>>150371921
Who is the cokeman?

>>150371844
>Noa Lang not starting
???

>>150371949
berardi

>>150371970
where is vitinha bald nigger fraud

Ademola cokeman

>>150371970
Have you noticed how 1 dane always becomes 2 danes

>>150371844
indogs seehting that they arent starting that one indonesian guy at sassuolo

>>150371921
>rotella
He's going to start r-right?

>>150372012
apparently yes

sign him grimoli

>>150372012
he is likely to start but cataldi has looked better in preseason and rovella doesn't really get many chances for gols or assists. It wouldn't surprise me if Cataldi takes his starting spot part way through the season

>>150369279
Just a positive note; last year’s Jj was the youngest top team by quite a margin. All those players gained a year of experience and skill so some of the young players could be a bright spot in a kind of grim squad

>>150372046
Good insight, plus sarri is cataldi lifelong

>formation saved
close one, speed sold vanja and the fantacalcio servers held together by sfogliatelle almost melted while I tried to do it

Marcandalli is either going to be the chocolate Nesta or the Italian Merdewinter no in between.

>>150372302
I've big hopes for the lad, looks breddy comfortable on the ball too.

Baldheads let's fucking go

>>150372302
Nesta is already chocolate the good kind

>>150372333
too much shark testosterone up in the ass

prob the most schizoid shit i have ever concocted in fantcazzo but also the most confident i've ever felt in a lineup. almost included an unironic koopmeiners titolare but I got cold feet on that one, decided to keep my badge/name as a tribute to Lo Chef, hope I did him proud

Team of photoshoppers, who wins: Barella's or Camarda's?

>>150372333
Walton goggins is in everything right now

>wont see lucaca till after christmas
probably should've just had the surgery if thats the case. Also BIG fanta changes needed with that news
+genoa crowd qts spotted, oh how I've missed this

it's CALCIO time

>Massa
>Maresca at var
top zozzle kill me now

are genoa kicking off late or is my stream 3 minutes behind?

>Filippo Manè starts in the first /bundes/ game
Gattuso call him asap

>>150371898
Why is Cambiaso Gambit.

Sassuolo kit is cool

Lobotka (68) for N looking like he’s 4’11” on the pitch wtf

im watching genoa game. genoa has more control for now

>>150372682
I was just gonna say. Also, Napoli's white and gold is tastefully kino as well.

>calcio is actually back
We made it frabotta’s :)

>>150372563
He’s not having the surgery because that will be better for him with the World Cup coming up. It’s shit for Nabule actually.

It’s a bit like Pogba choosing not to go for surgery a while ago.

>>150372701
white looks bland

>>150372695
what match are you watching lol?

>Conte turning mctom into a center forward
kino

>>150367167
MY 1 CREDITO WUNDERPICK

Sassuolo marking is good

Lucca looks good playing in his half

he makes me miss sergej

>>150372822
it turned after my comment. no bully

MCTOM

>>150372938
currently crying because of your post rn

yep >we're shite

handsome muscly giant no homo

>>150372938
Same (i'm a Jj delusional fan)

>Lucca’s job isnt to score goals its just to tank aggro of the defenders leaving space for McTom
Kek

How will we stop the Scottish (born in England) bvll?

lecce doing gud job so far.

>>150373003
>500% tariff on haggis

>>150372998
Jiro made a career out of that

zoomer Doig manhandling Niguissa

whats the point of a sassuolo?

>its 2025
>berardi still hasn’t left sassuolo

yellow card for banda.

>>150373153
Help Riomma with FFP issues

>>150373153
Plusvalenze

>water break at 7 PM in late august
lel

anyone else using the sub/starter thingy?

How's that not a yellow

>>150373220
should force them to play lunch time kick offs imo

>>150373162

not even panathinaikos aek or besiktas care enough to sign him

>>150373237
like this guy

DeLaurentis league

>>150373237
i dont understand it

Ref being a bit gay and favoring Neapolis

Berardi status

players looking a little rusty. needs more calcio under their belts.

someone bake before a turdie does it and ruins everything

proppa proppa lower midtable match so far

I regret my Lucca purchase

big chance gallo

fucking hell de browner looks drenched

>Andres Blasquez, CEO of Genoa
Real name Bogdan Ioneşcu, wanted in 107 countries on charges of drug trafficking, illegal prostitution, racketeering, human trafficking and murder of a government official

45 for SAS uovo looks strong

fucking falcone having another yashin game, god I fucking despise him so much

>trumpdoria getting cucked by Wladimiro
based

1 doig please (when the mercato is unlocked)

what was that shitty dive attempt lel do poortuguese really

>>150373772
only if he can play on the right

Me? A day-1 Doig truther and rater.

poppy miller on my face

not the best shot from Coals tbqh, should have put it in the little angle

1 Willumsson please

>>150373960
>>150373960
>>150373960