Thread 150343433

BB (Bye Bye)

Abu Schaubi

Fainldn

schaubu ghraib

I have a question about the ground clock
would it be on in this position?

Danemark heemed sweden and exposed finland

>>150343465
Is the clock a countdown to my orgasm? Then yes.

>>150343465
Until Du Piglet’s bacon clitty squirts its juices

Sledgehammer to ratlips inbred skull

who is the cool adam of mma

your mixed nuts, sir
(like mixed martial arts)

khamzat heemaev

hugzat cuddleaev

>>150343497
there should be four olives in there

>>150343497
I ordered a cheeseburger

pavlovich is jobbing to salsa boy in 2 days and you guys are talking about mixed nuts

>>150343486
Idk what that is

the man to beat khamzat

>>150343551
You've soon been at this for a week pal

Borz put on a masterclass
Stay mad

>>150343571
3 FUCKING PIZZAS? and the smug look on his fucking face. FUCK this guy

I invited people over to watch the fights and this happens. It would have been less gay if I had just sucked their dicks but I had to suck their dicks during this ass main event.

>>150343574
/heem/ deserves a month of ridicule for being 80% behind DDP. Like I said, most obvious title fight in a long time and still you all said DDP would win

Noooooo you can't just take me down I lose all my capabilities and cease to be a man once by back hits the pavement we need to change the rules now so I never have to experience this ever again

me personally? an expert

DDP would lose in a boxing match to Khamzat

in hindsight, it was very obvious chimaev was going to win that fight

Yoel Romero killed a man in Cuba before fleeing to the US
Niko Price has repeatedly taken dives for money
Jeff Molina sucked a dude's dick to distract people from his involvement in the James Krause scandal
Muhammed Mokaev is faking his accent to make it look like he fits in the other Dagestanis
Jiri Prochazka served a drug suspension from 2022 to 2023 that wasn't reported as such
Urijah Faber may be fighting on the White House card, not confirmed yet however

guru stopped streaming ever since the ddp loss

TRUTH NUKE

>>150343433 (OP)
THE BUTCHER WILL NEVER LOSE A FIST Fiight

>>150343623
not enough space to shove it in the Iceburg

>>150343615
honestly? respect.

never been baited by mma joey award

>>150343571
>same 'za three times
Schifo

i know i spent weeks saying ddp would be too big and too strong and would win but now its time to move on

>>150343571
Beat off his BBC (big borz cock) Mayhaps

>>150343595
I picked Khamzat while championing Dricus like any sensible person the Asian heemed my picks

>>150343531
Last time i had sex was 15 years ago

mma paulie said dricus was throwin that shi' back and moaning

>>150343497
Those are legumes, I'd like to talk to your manager.

>>150343633
MMA Daddy does it again...

>>150343664
What's his name?

If Chimaev wins, it will be in the first round, if DDP survives the first round then it's over

I just want to let everyone know that Brent Hinds has died. If you know who I'm talking about you should be sad.

>>150343698
Saw them live before damn b, combat sports?

>>150343633
>khamzat couldn't progress past ddp's backshots
LEVELS

Liquid Snake died in shadow moses, If you know who I'm talking about, you should be sad.

>>150343711
liquid snake?
shadow moses?

I just want to let everyone know that Princess Diana has been murdered. If you know who I'm talking about you should be sad.

>>150343707
props for knowing who Brent Hinds is

>>150343678
Chills

morne visser
>we don't want to try and get away from his wrestling
>we want to fuck him up in his game
>you can't think you can beat my guy coming with one thing. And that's wrestling
>that guy is one dimensional

>>150343735
Is mma joey the pakposter?

is khamzat the first 0 dimensional fighter in ufc history?

What is your favourite Israel Mobolaji Temitayo Odunayo Oluwafemi Owolabi Adesanya moment?

you su-yung fight week

WU TANG CLAN

>>150343758
when he dyed his hair pink and then got bullied into shaving it off within 24 hours

>>150343758
walking out with Cannonier's ashes before brutally heeming him

Belle delohine bankrupt
Mady gio arrested by the italian cops in switzerland
Bonnie blue and her friend ( cant remember name ) drink piss for a living

Smith still doing her smith thing

>>150343758
his knock out of Pereira
main character type stuff

>>150343758
When he spanked, spunked, sealed and Mpregged his snow bunny bitch Gapedlex “AGPoatan” PeRoevWade

>>150343787
that’s why they call him lionheart

How are you all coping after I proved beyond a doubt that I could heem everyone in this thread?

>>150343758
When he tweeted about precum stringing out of his BBC...

>>150343799
Anthony smith didnt protect his daughter against francis

>>150343758
Imavov Dricus Strickland

>>150343817
Im from the wu tang clan school
By gooning technique is undefeatable

>>150343817
You can't even spell heme correctly can you?

>>150343823
That got dark fast

>>150343664
pic rel is you, probably

Hah right. At the time I though I wish he'd do other stuff, but now you realise the was the apex, you'd actually fear for your life every minute of the round if you were fighting him, seemed like he was trying to kill his opponent rather than outwork

maheshate vs gay jung what a fight

>>150343795
What is this? A webm for ANTS?

>>150343835
Are you the same chump who was posting in /fr/ all that time ago?

>>150343868
>>150343873
A friend of mine died of rimjob

>>150343923
That is the oooooohposter yes

>>150343941
A decrepid existence, I tremble to posit.

i used the picture of ryan gosling blade runner and started getting matches on this dating app

shut up bitches

>>150343433 (OP)
Does anyone remember that there was an mma thread on asp and people actually talked about training? Where are those people?

>>150344033
on /xs/

>>150343497
Kek

>>150343938
rip rimler

>>150343923
>>150343941
ÎM ABOUT TO BLOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_mrhNQRzbE

>>150344038
Is that the paranormal porn general?

>>150343497
i dont get it

>>150344041
Movdaddy is a beast

I need a cheeseburger
- DC

just jerked off to completion

I care about zero UFC champions.

>>150343941
>>150344068
A friend of mine died because he rimjobed a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20&t=12

>>150344116
What about Alexandre Pantoja

>>150344126
I've never cared about 125.

>>150344087
I like some of his grappling highlights, his fight with Aljo is really good

>>150344137
His nuts were looking good in those

>>150344132
Ok fair what about Merab Dvalishvili?

>>150343433 (OP)
Did you think THE BUTCHER would lose his UFC contract because of a weight miss?

>>150343571
cheeseburger vs pizza? heck of a matchup b.

incredible breaking mma news boys, DDP says he will start training wrestling and in 12-16 weeks it will be fine. Khamzatsissies I'm scared

I run heem

Me and Khamzat chilling

>>150343571
wow hes so fucking cool he eats pizza trainins jiuitsju and sucks cock just like me

>>150344260
you just know Kadyrov has some sort of blackmail on Dana how else do you fucking explain him polluting the roster with inbred mountain scat

>>150344260
ai them kissing

>>150343571
nice diet, bummer he got a bunch of ulcers eating it.... funny, im healthier than mikey!

make AI video Kadyrov fat greasy eating biting Khamzat scream cry eyes blood gore

>>150344260
two inbred goat fuckers, you can tell their combined IQ is below room temperature

>>150344357
they would both get lost in a funhouse maze designed for children and die from starvation, I fear.

>>150344357
Turn on yours and your brother's monitor

>>150344278
Daddyrov grabbed dirty diaper Donald by the nuts and said
>this is my show habibi
Dana has no choice but to play along sadly

>>150344379

OÔOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>150344379
a traitor to not only his sport, but his country! FUCK YOU DANA
>Pico shuffle intensify fire red sweat anger

>>150344331
best I can do b

Do not make fun of Kadyrov

Oh I know instead of kadyrov they say uh...

>>150344400
demonic shit

Kadyrov just looks scouse

>>150344400
thanks, very cool indeed!

These Khabib glazers are insane lmao. Khamzat would ragdoll Khabib and Bitchslam both on the same night.

>>150344470
>>150344482
Thanks you so much this is exactly what i need to bus

Penn.
Ferguson.
Punk.
Gane.

I fucked mike perrys wife in the ass

>>150344575
@grok is this true?

PFL is on in 10 bings

>>150344575
No gf 2025 and mma is dead.
This is kino !

>>150344600
jav is bonkers they spend an hour establishing a backstory for why the protagonists love each other and then she's rimming him

>>150344598
lol, lmao even

>>150344616
Alexandr Romanov is fighting for the heavyweight belt

crazy how such a hyped card ended up fizzling out so bad

>>150343615
>ynr that one anon predicted Anderson breaking his leg in the Weidman rematch 10 minutes before the fight started

Imagine if it were normal to wear fight gear while watching MMA like people do in other sports
just a guy with 30% bf wearing khamzat custom shorts and gloves

>>150344636
yup several hypejobs fizzled out that night

we don't watch that tranime shit here

>>150344636
2x spinning elbow heems
Tim Elliot heems everyone's picks

It could've been a lot worse

>>150344615
Normal sex in 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKS6SiIpc-M&t=44

>>150344656
they were trying to make it happen but the UFC kits are so fugly and overpriced only the absolute dumbest fans are buying them

>>150344656
>a guy with 30% bf wearing khamzat custom shorts and gloves
Talmbout PB?

>>150344630
Ok? Is it even worth tuning it, be honest. I already know the answer.

>>150344708
what am i a fortune teller

all of you will watch PFL because you have nothing else going on

Don't forget about Darren Till vs Luke Rockhold

>>150344699
tater tuiyvasa, baby

>>150344725
Internet is dead. The elite won

Whats next for us ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Y8ZPE4SNA&t=20

Thoughts on dern’s dog?

Road to UFC is on tomorrow too, just under 12 bongs
shi ming vs bruna brasil main event lol

Time for lunch :)

>>150344809
I hope it mauls her

>>150344809
I fear this beast may try to rip Dern's tennis ball shaped fakers right off her chest

>>150344826
That’s not a very nice thing to say

>>150344821
Depressing to say the least.

Time for a cig

khamzat chimaev was literally saved by the bell. the rematch will look completely different.

>>150344863
Sadly the flickus drained all aura that DDP gained this round

>>150344809
Is that bitch a whore or something ?
No difference between her pic and pic related.

Prime Dan Quinn would weem the fucking shit out of any LHW fighter and under via, uh, blazing fast handspeed player.

>Is that bitch a whore or something ?
>No difference between her pic and pic related.
I can tell you're literally the blackest fucking nigger alive.

>>150344899
I can see 2 big differences

>>150344821
Looks good to me b

>>150344910
It’s the France schizo if you couldn’t tell

>>150344910
He is a mixed mutt, he told us his white mom got blacked

>>150344910
>>150344911
This is what happen in my cunt

anybody have pfl stream?

>>150344931
>>150344938
Whiter than you. Fact.

>>150344982
hey mutt , found your family picture

>>150344982
kanna seto might be the most beautiful woman to walk this earth bros

>>150344979
freestreams has it now

Hoenstly? I dont like when yuo guys get racial. It perterbs me.

>>150345035
wow you really got me with that photo of a completely different asian woman man

>>150345045
They literally all look the same

>>150345056
this but white people

many don't remember this but during his title reign ddp handed stylebender a rare L

>>150345056
ah true yeah true wait no nope you're retarded

>>150345060
Just how bad is Pereddit?

So yeah I wanted to say all glory to Brendan alhamdulischaub

A redneck is likely one round up over a brazza in pfl rn

>>150345097
yo theres pfl why didnt no 1 say nothing?

>>150345097
>silveira
>redneck

>>150345117
Yes
Look at him

>>150345097
>>150345106
totally organic exchange over here, still not watching your crap bozo

>>150345127
mullets have been popular again for years b

heeminder keif peterson got aids and was relegated to pfl cards

dricus da pussy

actual inbred in pfl, look at him

>>150345132
that black wellmaker is a beast, mister

>>150343433 (OP)
Khamzat
Murphy
Prates
Page
Elliott

>>150345252
cheater

Charles Oliveira vs Rafael Fiziev. This matchup is weird but not as weird as people may think.

>>150345252
you think tim elliot of all people is going to beat a Rizin champion?

>>150345282
nah it's pretty weird man that shit doesn't make much sense, topuria vs oliveira 2 would make more sense honestly

The DDP glazers went real quiet all of the sudden huh

>all of the sudden
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT

>>150345297
For Oliveira it's not too weird of a matchup but for Fiziev it is.

>>150345328
nah i think you've got your shit all backwards but i guess it is kind of weird for fiziev too now think i think of it

thinking about ganes smooth buttery caramel skin color

Rafael vs Fiziev. Now there’s a more conventional matchup.

Rafael was my favourite Soul calibur character, ye i'm guessing Fiziev got this in the bag

>>150345340
It makes sense for Oliveira to give the newer guys a chance to climb the ranking though maybe not so soon after a KO loss. Fiziev has a lot more to prove before deserving a top 5 contender. Still, it might be interesting nonetheless

Kneel to your golden god.

Supermajority.

El Cucuy is climbing the men's P4P rankings

Im going to Bsoton Piza tonight!!! I boy Gatje!

pfl champ was shot with a gun in dagestan recently!

lmfao this ref is gay as fuck

whats worse gay refs or woman refs lol

>>150345450
Apparently he survived

HEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM

>>150345467
yeah turns out it was rubber bullets, but he didnt know that when he landed that takedown.

50-40 is the correct scorecard

>>150343433 (OP)
Bryan Battle won the story. The narrative is on his side 100% percent

>>150345420
tony will always be the man who made khabib chump kill his own father

>>150345467
Do you think brazzas are willing to go down on their wives? Do you think they eat ass?

>>150344530
Fax

Remake the Martix with Khamzat
Remake Equilibrium with Kahgmat
Remake the Nutty Professor with Khamzta

>>150345547
Honestly, missing weight twice in a row wouldn't be that bad if not for the fact that he missed by 4 lbs both times. That is pretty blatant cheating.

Remake An Sebrian Movie with Kahmzat
Remake Salo with Kahmzat
Remake Forrest Gump with Khamzat

the brazza fighting rn once beat olympic gold medalist Kyle Snyder in freestyle

Missed Martial Arts

>>150345603
As a 30 y/o prospect, he is just making his first steps in the mma world. A stern warning would've sufficed desu. Dana revealed what a bitch he is by cutting him.
We will be back pooh bear bros

Remake Scot Piglrim with Kahmzat
Remake Hotel Rwanda with Kjhamzat
Remake Funeral Parade of Roses with Khamnzay

>>150345620
Rasuldaddy!

Ra's Al Ghul

dana white the video game

Scot Piglrim family jewels
when they made me they broke all the rules

What's up fight fans

>>150345620
Aaron Pico.

Shrimp is indian, smelly, low IQ, has a tiny shit colored micro clitty, and repulses ALL women within a 100 mile radius. What a stinky brown retard!

>>150345666
shut the hell up autist

>>150345800
dana said, anus agape

Danemark won

Rasul's claim to fame

>>150345819
The contest of cocksucking

holy shit swae lee performing
ufc on absolute skates

Aaron "Supermajority" Pico

>>150345831
peculiar surname regardless of alleged ethnic background and creed

Porked!

>>150345872
New lockscreen

Sergio Pettis is still among the living

chinese martial arts
https://youtu.be/8tuzFSXeKI0

this the nigga that got a thorn in his foot?

>>150345906
ZHANG FILL UP HIS BUM WITH HOT SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE WOOOOOOOW

GAPED!

>>150345195
joey is actually right: if you asked an mma fan before the fight what would be the most impressive way for khamzat to win they would say a dominant 50-41 5 round decision but now yalls are acting like it wasnt impressive

>>150345944
it's the nigga that buckley froze like elsa

10-8s should not be awarded without damage
50-45

>>150346008
50 megaton Trvke

Only one round was scored 10-8

kayla harrison

>>150346059
yeah i thought the criteria for a 10-8 is that a ref could have stopped it but didnt

apparently sandhagen's sponsored by aires. might have to unboy over this one ngl

>>150344809
Back in her earlier fights I was all "who is that giant shrek cornering for her". Come to find out that Megaton Diaz is A jiu-jitsu beast B her dad and C the reason she talks like a Brazilian. Also, I want to be like that man when I'm full grown in ten or twenty years

Aaron “Megaton” Pico

fight me right now coward

>>150346146
Hey listen I'm not a coward but I'm scared to fight you

>>150346059
There was damage to spirit

>>150346146
Wannanow?

>>150346098
wmma fighters look like that?!

>>150346157
The spirited smile on Dricus' face between rounds showed an intact spirit. 10-9

>>150346098
rather sandblast jamie than lindsey at this point b

when khamzat learns striking and submissions he will be unstoppable

>>150346156
i heard it both ways

MMA Joey does it AGAIN!

Dricus' spirit was so damaged he had his best round in the 5th and attempted the only submission/finishing sequence of the fight.

"I'm boutta be gritting down til he starts shitting down"
- Dricus Du Plessis

>>150346193
>should of
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT

>>150346194
The one positive for DDP is this proved he's a freak athlete and he's not normal.

50-40 Zatdaddy.

>>150346193
say what you will but he unironically has a point here. what if dricus got a fight ending bruise on his face?

>>150346210
Built different (incorrectly)

There's no such thing as a fight that "should have been stopped". If the fight should have been stopped but was not, that means someone died.

>>150346059
dana white aka the most important person in mma scored the fight 50-41
i trust his opinion more than some made up scoring criterias

>>150346211
This is a spiritually annihilated man sadly

>>150346160
They wish

>>150346234
Du Piggy just jumped off Sears Tower...

DDP would've finished Cumshot in a 6th round

>>150346251
I fear this is all too true

Dumbass Du Plessis

Rasul Magomedov vs. Chimaev right now book it Dana.

what was it like here when khabib raped mcdilbert

Many experts agree that Zatdaddy is the real PFP no.1

>>150346264
I spammed Fuck you khabib for 6 months

>>150346193
Based Joey

In many ways.

Boying Prates for colding Neal. Man I hate that ugly piece of shit, hopefully his career is over.

Khazmat should be cut.

No one told me women are leaking all the time. I thought they just got bloody once a month for their period. But every day something is being "discharged".

>>150345042
Edgar looks like an old man without the wrinkles

>>150346418
Same for du piglet’s bacon gape I fear

What is the mma equivalent of “Nani ga suki”?

>>150346414
He is.

Just ask Du Piggy and Nasty Vasti...

>>150346436
The next time he fights we're going to hear the crinkle of a diaper on the broadcast every time he moves

heeem
this card is bussing what is that 4 finishes in a row?

>>150346418
today my gf told me she farted really loud on the toilet while she was peeing and then decided to wipe just in case and there was a poo nugget

>>150346418
person I've no idea what you're talking about

low key banger of a fight b

PFL >>>> poofc

What's the real argument against live scoring in the UFC

>>150346454
Dirty diaper panties is real!

I MANIFESTED THIS

Insider here. Chatri is about to announce a 7 year, $7.8 billion deal with Netflix. One won.

>>150346478
Guys will just force a stalemate if they're up.

Dirty Dumb Pussy will never even sniff UFC gold ever again

Dana is a forward thinker. He will introduce AI scoring into the UFC.

I want to go out, but I can tell I'm going to need to shit in 45 minutes and don't want to do it in a public restroom.

>>150346478
Every title fight will turn into Khamzat-ddp unless there are 2 very close rounds early

Khazmat should be shot at the sun

You listen to music at the gym. I listen to the Luke Thomas Experience. We are not the same.

>>150346431
I remember when lil provolone edguh was a star now he's a punch drunk mamaluke about to get paid 500$ to be bodied at bareknuckle, pretty cool

whens the fucking swae lee performance

>>150346535
>I'm h-here haha

>>150346585
Who's he fighting?

>>150346610
the dull ass audience nigga

I listen to MMA VIVISECTION with Connor Ruebusch and Zane Simon.

Heeminder that every belt below middleweight is a consolation belt cuz you're a manlet.

heem tappy

HEEEEEEEEEEM TAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYY

>>150346567
that was a very long time ago

damn they cut Bryan Battle huh

>>150346489
7.8 billion baht maybe

I will watch Schaub talk about last week's UFC card, guess what i will not be watching haha

yessss

PFL card is fantastic

>>150346661
BUT TO AN OLD PIECE OF SHIT LIKE ME IT DON'T SEEM THAT LONG AGO PLAYA

>>150346709
>>150346713
We don't watch that crap here.

that gotta be at least 50k to have this lil nigga perform
how they put this banger ass card on a thursday

>>150346709
Every year I relate more to that family guy joke about not knowing any celebrities

>>150346723
Disconnect your keyboard.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150346193
I unironically agree. You see crucifix positions end fights all the time for unanswered strikes

Blacks beat whites
Whites beat hues
Hues beat blacks
Brazzas beat everyone

It is what it is

pfl simply aint it g

>>150346744
Tattoos on women are hideous

Dalton rosta looks like the kind of dude who picks fights every time he has a drink

>>150346767
a shame it's literally every woman now, it's like a kid that draws all over themselves with markers but it never washes off

I reckon I might have a run at the PFL strap

She a freak hoe fuck her on Chinese mode

>>150346815
AUGH! Shit!

Why does 'Bib act like he has moral superiority over 'Zat because 'Zat acts niggery even though 'Bib is also a thug and will admit to it himself? In an interview recently he admitted that Ilia vs Islam won't be a big feud because they're nice guys unlike Khabib and Conor. Khabib knows he's an angry asshole yet ostracises Khamzat. Is he just seething because he's a Chen Chen?

>>150346792
You'd probably have to take a week or two off work. Are you willing to do that?

Heard swae Lee had a millimeter Peter

are you all zoomers?

>>150346846
my all time favorite fighter is josh barnett
does that answer your question

>>150346860
No. Who's that?

>>150346846
Yeah, but I'm an old school MMA fan (started watching ufc back in 2019)

>>150346873
Some tik tok kid who gets in street fights

know some real niggas like to swang

what song yall think he finna perform?

>>150346873
the goat of our sport

they linked bros
linked genitals that is

>>150346846
nah, ive been watching mma for over a decade. I started watching mma when i was flipping channels as a kid and stumbled across strikeforce

>>150346833
Miocic became a UFC champion while working as a firefighter. The only workout you need to be a pfl champ is two hours every evening at the pub.

>>150346888
Song Kenan, Song Yadong

>>150346913
>nah
>ive been watching mma for over a decade
>started watching mma when i was flipping channels as a kid
>i was a kid a decade ago

Haven't posted on heem since fight night

What is the status of the general

Has Khamchad been accepted as the new protagonist of heem or is he hated now due to BDS? He was loved by all heemsters on his come up

@grok what the current khamzat sentiment on heem.org

>>150346951
No he wasn’t

>>150346936
yeah bud, over a decade ago. More than ten, less than twenty

grim

>>150346965
yes he was he was seen as the antibrazza due to his feuds with the fagestanis

>>150347004
we're all mostly disappointed that khamzat played it safe and didn't work for a finish. aside from that we're chilling

>>150346989
>no DC or Bisbong
already a huge improvement

what the fuck wheres swae lee
cowards

The PFL Finals are on and you’re all dicking around about nothing. Lock in bitch.

>>150347004
That didn’t even happen until he’d been in the ufc for a year you dumb newfaggot

>>150347068
waiting for these gay ass adverts and talking to stop

OHHHHHHHH

>>150347073
oh fer sher b you were rooting for bri'ish legend rhys mckee over khambeast

damn that was kino

Fight is crazy so far

I will not watch president child murder slop

>>150347051
THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER

just bleed

imagine if either of these bums knew how to throw a punch, this could be dangerous

B L E E D

his eyeball coming out shiiiet

HEEEM TAPPY

him toilety

Carlos Jr can teach Khamzat a thing or two about killer instinct

>>150347068
Amazing card so far tbqfh lads

I have a single move, which can be performed most often against the wall but sometimes in open space, that would revolutionize the highest level of MMA. I've personally hit it on a former ranked UFC fighter in training, and it has a nearly perfect success rate against trainibg partners of similar size as me. I'm waiting for the right opportunity to share it, but I don't know which fighter is deserving of this knowledge.

>>150346240
Turn on your monitor.

Fluffers kills Khazmat

>>150343465
Possibly. What would initiate it is a successful takedown. If DDP was taken down and then got this position, he’s still grounded, so the clock would still be running.
Think of it like in wrestling, the top fighter dominates until they reset. The clock would run for as long as Chimaev is dominating without being forcibly reset, then would force them to after a certain amount of time

Ortega is out of the fight after missing weight

wrestling based DDP was a legend

>>150347359
based unprofessional cage fighter

>>150347359
That’s not true. I looked it up.

SOMEBODY COME GET HERR
SHES ACTING LIKE A STRIPPER.

>>150347275
Giving blowjobs is illegal according to the unified rules

how it feels observing /heem/ as a ganescholar

Just murdered Dana White

It's amazing just how fake you can actually be. But you know what hats off to you, you got a great PR person. They did a hell of a job with you because you are a terrible fucking human being. You really are just scum of the earth but hey you can sure turn it on huh?

Time to see too obese men swing at each other for 10 seconds and either score a KO or gas out

>>150347452
why not both? GAS KO

idk how fat fighters exist

What exactly is the MMA hierarchy? UFC is number 1, then PFL or Bellator or ONE?

>>150347492
1. ufc
2. dwcs
3. tuf
4. ufc bjj
5. power slap

>>150347492
>1. UFC
>2. PFL
>3. ONE
>4. RIZIN

What time does the Road to the UFC China thing start?

>>150347492
rizin, pfl, one tied for second

>>150347492
PFL and UFC are co-leaders, everyone else falls somewhere below them in WGAF order.

>>150347531
That's the thing, nobody knows when it starts. Thereinlies our whole entire issue.

peter popov selling hope for dope money

>>150347492
street beefs, random russian bare knuckle, rough n rowdy, then probably poofc

>>150347492
1. ufc
2. cage warriors
3. one and ksw
4. lfa
5. peefl and rizin

how many of you goofballs are picking johnny walker

>>150347572
Sneedy Pete selling seeds and feed for suck and fuck money.

China poisons us with ecoterrorism and makes shitty products I will not stay up until whatever gook dimension time zone they use to watch their WORTHLESS DOG EATING SHIT ok

>>150347584
me. kavanah's domestication process on walker is complete. yall about to see something special saturday

>>150347584
Always picking my boy Johnny Walker.

how does romanov even make 265

Brian Ortega is such a bum its unreal

>>150347450
It was so cringe when Jon called him a pussy and DC’s mind malfunctioned while he was coping about it and his riposte is, “You’re just such a fucking PUSSY… my God!” and Jon is just sitting there looking like “really nigga”

>>150347440
that's.. illegal?

Aljermain Sterling would have absolutely zero answers to Magomed Ankalaev's wrestling game.

>>150347618
That’s rich coming from you

Josh Silveira, Sullivan Cauley, Aaron Jeffery, Dalton Rosta

these are all the same guy

Indian fighters am i rite?

zhang by covid

Farted myself awake are heems on

Ngannou has no answer for this

>>150347725
some fat guys are slapping each other on pfl

why doesnt the hokit nigga just cut to 205?
also how did jon struggle with the LHW weight cut when he was only 225 at HW?

>>150347741
*goes back to sleep*

romanov is so fat and shit i cant even meme him

They should ban heavyweights

starting to see more rumours that Ortega is out

just heard Ortega is out

Aaron FUCKIN PICO is stepping in on short notice to replace Ortega

>>150347827
im hearing reports they're both having issues cutting weight and are hospitalized

Please for the love of God spammy I'm begging you stop making me complete this ungodly captcha with the white and black dots above literal satanic script from the land of Mordor. I grow so weary of this burden you place upon my shoulders spams my brother for you know that wheresoever they go I cannot follow. Hark, I beseech thee under greatest and most dire duress.

why isnt the weigh in window simply friday morning until saturday morning?

>>150347892
this nigga eatin beans

I just got message in xyience can it says Dana White is using voodoo to bring Ortega back to life

>>150347910
not enough time to recover

>>150347918
Beanussy nigguh, yeah

alright so we got chink vs johnny walker and uhhh some other ching chong fights haha t-thanks dana

mmacumblast.net is reporting on the scene where Ortega's explosive bowel movements have blown both his knees

its fucking happening

MMAOrtega said Brian Ortega was just fine

Why is Ortega Sterling cancelled wtf
Capcha: facefuckdana

>>150346846
im josh koscheck b

PICO KO'd again due to unknown causes

BAREFISTCITADEL.COM just had an update bedside for Ortega's make-a-wish, Iron Man is here, and Captain America and Jose Aldo. A tearjerking scene

they got the shanghai shits

Bippin Boppin Booper MMA confirmed from Ortega's team his weight cut is completely on track this time.

>>150347940
>its real
gutted desu

You can not bank with him!

Throwfistsblowloads.edu is now saying Ortega is suffering career ending rosebud damage in order to cut the final 90 lbs and Chael Sonnen is blown away by what's happening

this dood has sunflowers on the screen

ngl pfl outdone themselves

zesty ahh nigguh.

T-Shitty

We're here live at the Brian Ortega Apex Memorial for our fifth commemorative event
>Sterling slowly walks up steps with help from Matt Hughes
>Shits himself
>Matt shits himself too
"AWWUOGGH MISSH U, ORTESGOSSHH"

>>150347359
Apologize to this anon.

start the fucking fight already

who won pfl i passed out

Brian Ortega has been locked under the UFC Apex octagon until further notice

>>150348038
how many kids did they kill this time

that sunflower song has 2.7b views on youtube btw. its the zoomer spiderman song, like this gen's lose yourself

that was a smart booking by the pfl to attract a younger crowd.

Brian Ortega has opted to be cryogenically frozen until they discover a cure for his destroyed meat hoop

on average tom aspinall has needed 18.125 strikes to finish his opponents in the ufc. with a striking accuracy of 67% he will need to attempt 69.35 strikes to expect to land 18.125 strikes against the 61% striking defense of ciryl gane. tom aspinall has never attempted to throw more than 60 strikes in a ufc fight. against alexander volkov aspinall attempted 43 strikes in 03m45s and against andrei arlovski aspinall attempted 60 strikes in 06m09s. averaging this attempt rate to 10.62 attempts/minute, we can estimate that it will take 06m32s for aspinall to attempt 69.35 strikes. tom aspinall has lost every professional fight that exceeded this length

Brian Ortega vs Bryan Battle 190lbs catchweight fight main event CamSoda: Legends

I don't give a shit Ortega is fighting on Saturday

Brian Ortega is currently being surgically sawed in half to make two Chinese men

>>150348149
I'm sad to see him go, but this will be a big gain for the flyweight division

>Just moments ago, former UFC Featherweight title challenger, Brian Ortega, failed to make weight for his highly-anticipated UFC Shanghai co-main event clash versus former Bantamweight kingpin Aljamain Sterling. Though officially allowed to tip the scales at 146-pounds, Ortega shocked onlookers when upon re-weighing was 230 pounds, sources tell MMAcremecity. Subsequently, his planned bout versus “Funkmaster” has been scrapped off the UFC Shanghai card entirely. Dana White when asked what this means tersely told this trans reporter "He's the fattest most worthless fuck I've ever seen."
pandemonium in the mma world

>>150348185
Sneed?

>>150348082
yeah ok retard.

Sterling has demanded Dana cut him as well as a show of solidarity with the now jobless and soon to be deceased Ortega, this MMA/Avengers superfan has just learned

Ortega is live on instagram saying that he's quitting fighting to open a Popeye's franchise

Girl here

just got word from ortega saying kek they really thought i would fight a 5 round co-main

>>150348255
me want fuck you sex sex sex sex

>>150348255
Cool, I hope you get raped

Brian Ortega here watch me eat this taco

>>150348255
so what can i see your tits though

>>150348255
Put your tits on the montior

heem nutty

>>150348369
>>150348369
>>150348369
heres the new just for you

Brian Ortega has built his cocoon out of tortilla wraps and will return in 25 years

>>150346846
I'm UFC legend Mark Hominick