Thread 150344671

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reddit op

"Rainbow Crows official statement Re: Izak Rankine using a homophobic slur.

We are deeply concerned and disappointed that not only has another homophobic slur been used by another AFL player, but that it has happened in our club. When a player directs a homophobic slur, it is less likely to offend the player it is aimed at, but the LGBTQIA+ community.

We understand that while the slur was not necessarily made as a genuine example of homophobia from Izak, research indicates a wider, ingrained problem of the term being used to demean or intimidate others. This sends a clear message that queer people are seen as ‘lesser’.

The AFL has been very clear on their position on using homophobic language, yet it is still happening. This demonstrates that there is still work to be done in this area. We know that the players are given online training modules and some AFL clubs have participated in the “Pride in Sport”or other educational programmes. We believe this should be mandatory for all AFL clubs, the Adelaide Football Club is yet to participate.

Whilst most people understand that these types of slurs are completely unacceptable and would never use them in the heat of an argument because it is just not part of our vocabulary anymore, it is obviously still a commonly used term including in male team sports. There is no excuse for using slurs like these that insult or disrespect a whole group of people just for being who they are.

When slurs like this are used, it gives power to others to mimic and assume that if the celebrity or sports star they idolise and look up to can use them, then it’s ok for them to use them too. "

>>150344698
Continued
"These past four days have seen a large increase in homophobic remarks on our social media posts made last weekend for the AFLW. We have always wanted to provide a safe space for our community at both the men's and women's AFL matches and on our socials. Social media can be a fantastic way to engage, support and keep up to date all things AFL. Player marriage and baby announcements are always very popular with fans expressing their well wishes. However, this is a very different scenario when the announcement involves two AFLW players, as they always attract a lot of homophobic comments and must be heavily moderated or simply have the comments switched off.

After engaging with the club this week, we are hopeful that Izak and the AFC will learn from this incident and use it to make much needed improvements. We look forward to helping them however we can to ensure this happens as a matter of urgency.

Rainbow Crows is a volunteer organisation who have contributed many hours to support our club and in making the AFL/W a safe environment for LGBTIQA+ people. We would like to thank the many people who have reached out to support us, signed up as a member or bought some merch in the past week."

>>150344698
Bunch of faggots

>>150344671 (OP)
>picrel
well, alf?

>>150344698
>When a player directs a homophobic slur, it is less likely to offend the player it is aimed at, but the LGBTQIA+ community.
oh no they have to cry on their millions of dollars worth of gibs they get just for being queer

Called in sick today
Throat is actually sore though

I'll post later with the Bill the Buthcher persona, but this seppo is really concerned that the AFL is acting like a bunch of faggots!

Is saying "cunt" even still legal for you blokes?

>>150344713
>These past four days have seen a large increase in homophobic remarks on our social media posts made last weekend for the AFLW
They get very little engagement on their posts. Why do they lie so much? Narcissism is such a non-heterosexual trait.

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6K-pWLnG7I

Thoughts on my Uzbeki cute?

YFO

>>150344944
go to the doctor quaynor

>>150345063
lips are too small

>>150344950
funny how it's legal for us to say sexual words like cunt and watch porn but not raise our right hands as a sign of peace nor display European depictions of the sun in an objective manner

>>150345063
>Stung by a bee lips
>Danger hair
>meth knuckles
You're in for a wild ride.

Time to get up?

>>150345008
hell, why do they pretend the AFLW lesbian grooming scandal never happened

>>150345156
Her lips are molded for my major caak

>>150345185
Because the person groomed was an AFL(M) player's wife.

>>150345160
>Based knower

>>150345185
>AFLW lesbian grooming scandal
what

>>150345209
Yuck

>>150345160
>meth knuckels
?
?
?Da hell are meth knuckels? explain

>>150345242
She takes over footy with 6 months of training

>>150345384
The Irish willingly interbred with Abos, some motivation was to stick it to the English though.
>yo little Nigel I just knocked up something that resembles my morning shit, how do you like them 'taters?

So can players get reduced sentences now if it makes them upset or is it only if they say faggot? Or only if they are abo?

new deftones album
how should i feel about this money grab

>>150345623
going to kill myself if they rub me out for heeming that nick daicos faggot.

>>150345681
You wouldn’t get close to him lol professional athletes can’t touch him and you think a fat fucking slob cunt ass fuckhead idiot small cock faggot like you could touch him? Haha don’t make the boys laugh too hard cunt you stupid cunt, if you’re looking for someone to get rough with, I might be looking but be warned, I will fucking take your head clean off cunt

Fold the 4 lowest placed Victorian clubs

applied for new meds yet mate

>>150345935
Fold the lowest 2 non-Vic clubs too and we have a deal

friday fraud posting
pic related

parents' car got stolen last night

got a new car last night

>>150345953
Apply my fist to your jaw cunt and see what happens

>>150346116
did you trade it for meth mostly or have you given it back yet mate

>It’s understood Rankine’s compelling medical submissions centred around mental health concerns and the impact having his season being cut short immediately would’ve taken on him.
Oh poor Izak
If you don't want to miss games don't say shit in the first place

>>150346315
such a weasel argument from the crows.
really scummy

you’re all poofs

>In a press conference Crows CEO Tim Silvers had pointed to the grand final ‘carrot’ Rankine, who “basically hasn’t left his house” this week, has for the rest of the season.
Rankine is now a based /alf/ poster

>>150346432
r u ok? do you need to speak to someone?

rankine mate if you’re reading this I just want you to know that I support you and I’m gay

I’m actually getting addicted to taking massive nasty shits. Having it leave my body feels like I’m cleansing myself, a form of purification

>>150346463
thanks faggot

>>150346451
Well that's a lie because I saw him driving his huge fucking suv on Tuesday

>>150346851
send this to the news

Ive seen Rankine at the Woodville Hotel on 2 separate occasions
Next time I see him ill call him faggot

>>150347144
*busts your jaw*

>>150346452
no but steven say

>>150346843
Enjoy sitting at home faggot and thanks for helping the Lions mate.

i once fingered quaynor in a collingwood nightclub iykwim haha

Which freakin match are we finna watch tonight my fellow footy lovers?

love reading through these

https://www.worksafe.vic.gov.au/prosecution-result-summaries-enforceable-undertakings

still waiting for worksafe to prosecute employers who forced their employees to take the vax oh wait that was the government

i work in a small office and the toilet is in a central position with basically every worker being within 5 metres of it
one guy has IBS and he's in there 3-5 times a day spraying shit out his arse and everyone can hear it
he doesn't seem to be embarrassed or anything though
his gf must despise him sometimes kek

>>150347638
based chris scott

>still watching a sport that hands out 4 week bans for saying faggot
kek, no wonder you dickheads are always obsessing over fast food, gambling and prostitutes. you'll consume any slop product imaginable.

>>150347638
this is the guy who thinks he's above tradies btw

fuck sake now they're bringing in road user charging
that's what all those new cameras have been for i reckon
evs don't pay fuel excise so they need another bite of the fucking cherry

This country is a pile of shit

i know im above tradies
it's really not that hard to learn to read australian standards and use hand tools lol.

>>150347941
almost like 15 minute cities conspiracy theorists were right all along

>i know im above tradies
>it's really not that hard to learn to read australian standards and use hand tools lol.

>>150348059
then fuck off
you dont know how good you have it here you literal fucking chimp

>>150348320
shut the fuck up dumb bogan

>>150348376
sook bitch that has never left the country

>>150348389
not true i once fingered hex in a bali nightclub

>>150348408
one of them was adam treloar

>>150348320
Not him but what do you think is so great about Australia?

>>150348539
the services
the people
the countryside
the beaches
the border of ocean
the wildlife
the sport

i could go on but you'll debate it regardless because it's easy to focus on the negatives when you a depressed person.

>>150348320
what's so good about it?

>>150348571
>the services
ah hello public sector sperg aka commiepoof
afraid your taxcattle paypigs want to flee to greener pastures?

>>150348571
>services
standard for a first-world country, pretty good. could be a lot worse, I'll give it to you
>people
you must be joking. you saw how the average normalfag acted during the scamdemic and we have a culture that rewards stupidity, not to mention the fact that every five steps you hear somebody speaking another language
>countryside
lovely, I agree
>beaches
also pretty spectacular, we are on an island so it's a given but they are great
>the border of ocean
how is this a good thing? sure, we don't have a border next to mexico but it doesn't matter when our governments just fly them in
>the wildlife
it doesn't really compare to africa, but it's pretty good
>the sport
bread and circus shit

definitely positives but you have left out a few major negatives, including:
>location - too far away from everything, flight and travel cost increases
>wifi - abysmal compared to other countries
>housing - enough said
>homelessness
>drug use per capita
>worst post-covid economic recovery
>money isn't worth shit
>very quick demographic replacement
>politics is a disgrace

I'm not going to be ungrateful and say I'd rather live in Afghanistan, it's one of the best countries in the world and I'm lucky to be born here, but it is heading down the drain rapidly unless something is done.

i get it, your situation in life sucks and its easy to just blame the country.

just move to another country, you are able to very easily because the australian passport is one of the most sought after in the world. how good is that!

i hate how the mandela effect is called the mandela effect
how much of a retard would you have to have been to think that mandela had died? cunt was on the news/tv every couple of weeks growing up

>>150348719
>wifi - abysmal compared to other countries

Australian countryside is ugly

>>150348571
>the services

>Are you saying you have a spare bedroom that doesn't have five Indians in it?
>Sorry, we're going to have to tax you for that.

>>150348916
imagine tagging this story as Construction when it's the opposite

>>150348916
>>150347941
failing state soon to be LATAM tier banana republic

Missing her deeply today…doubt she even thinks of me anymore

>reading the age
>posting the age (just the headline as well)

cannay take ye serious in the slightest

it's always commies that are seeking to destroy the nation and say we have no culture who roll out this faux true blue spiel when it suits them
>I hate this nation and everyone in it but maybe if i patriot shame you you'll do what i want

>>150348966
very performative and impressive mental gymnastics to twist it in your favour. i applaud the effort.

>>150348950
Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again came on the radio this morning on the way to work and it made me miss her and think the same thing as you

>>150349010
chune

>150348997
meant for
>150348980

notice how he doesn't deny being a communist

Footy?

>>150349094
More a national socialist

>>150348796
That is the entire point though.
That these people are retards, who refuse to recognise their own faulty memory and instead blame it upon some massive universal timeline shift instead.

>>150348980
Almost always is the case though, given I am staunchly anti-communist.

>>150349150
that's not the point

>>150349124
>My super special unique form of socialism is totally different to those other guys

mum reckons it was always the berenstain bears, a surname i've never seen in the afl

for me it's libertarian communism

Alf lately is 1/5 footy talk and 4/5 insane ramblings of mentally ill freaks and I've have enough

>>150349192
That the name is given to the most widely known example of the phenomena, one that you yourself said was retarded?

>>150349246
the point i was trying to make is that the effect is named after the worst possible example of the effect
nobody should have possibly believed that mandela was dead when he was actually still alive
it should have been called the berenstain effect >>150349214

>>150348766
>you are able to very easily because the australian passport is one of the most sought after in the world

was
It's losing power at an alarming rate.
It won't be easy under Albonese.

>>150349267
>nobody should have possibly believed that mandela was dead when he was actually still alive
The exact same argument can and is used.
It's always been the Berenstain bear and you are a fucking retard who can't admit their own faults.

>>150349302
I can understand how some people would think it's Berenstein, though
I cannot fathom how anyone thought that Nelson Mandela had died like 20+ years before he actually did
it would be like naming the snowball or domino effect after something static like the brick effect

>>150347562
Not surprised to see one of my old workplaces on that list. kek

>>150349355
want to talk about it

>>150348916
Not sure if that one is real, but I am definitely seeing more articles like this being pushed. Like this one from the other day implying that the the rent you don't pay by owning your own property is 'income' and therefore should be taxed.
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-15/imputed-rent-tax-home-owners-welfare-productivity-round-table/105647030

any good?

albo is coming for your super

question - are AFL players' super contributions included in their salary? like is NAS going to actually be on ~$1.75 mil + super?

imagine thinking society as we know it will even exist when you're eligible for super

>>150349404
it's so cringe how yanks drink lagers and "lite" beers
i'd rather not drink anything than that shit

>>150349404
I think it would be like piss, but always wanted to try it.

closed settlement and got this nice one bedroom apartment. I’ll probably be nearing 60 by the time I’ve paid it off. the mindless day to day bring and blur shall commence. death here I come

>>150349441
I like the aesthetic of the can. it's the only beer I've ever really wanted to try for the sheer novelty

>>150349404
it's shit, just like all beer

>>150349450
aww want a cordial sonny jim?

>>150349404
I've had it but don't remember how it tastes besides it was just a regular inoffensive lager. Hipsters were into it back in the day.

>>150349462
can i have red?

>>150349462
cider and wine actually. beer is the go-to npc fuckwit alcohol

>>150349485
based 16 year old

will alcohol make me not as depressed?

>>150349488
>>150349485
meant to say based 38 year old wine aunt

>>150349448
Have you watched this movie?

Farting my guts out.

>>150349494
based milfchad

>>150349425
>albo is coming for your super
Feels like nothing is safe anymore. Every week they find something new to attack. Wont even be able to shitpost without a licence soon.

would be really unfortunate if physical harm came towards our politicians

>>150349492
short term yes long term no it will only serve to focus your depression

>>150349447
Nice mate. I bought mine 3 years ago, currently paying off an extra $100 a week. Feels good it won't be a 30 year loan

I’m actually going to die a virgin

>>150349520
i thought this too until i had sex with a nice, receptive young lady

I’m so full

>had to go to the department of transport
>dreading it because friday and it's always jam packed with lines out the door
>pull up, no line in sight
>get in there and the place is almost totally empty
>get given a number and it's called immediately
>while having my issue dealt with i ask why it's so quite today
>bloke says the system that handles foreign licenses is offline so only locals with australian ID can be served
this should've been a whitepill however most of the people being served were still foreigners and almost everyone working there were also foreign.

there's only one cure to depression and that's a bullet to the brain

Never put it together that James Rowe is Stephen Rowe's son
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Rowe_(Australian_footballer)
He should post here, he'd like it.

>>150349555
r/ThatHappened

now they want to tax inheritance and "wealth"

>>150349520
same

This country needs a Caesar

And I'm about to cross the Rubicon

I'd rather be dead than work a fulltime job

>>150349603
A fulltime job would be fine if you could still afford more than a serf's life with it. The grind is not worth slightly more disposable income to buy shit you don't need.

The less you need the more you have

any functioning man of society in

>>150349496
bought the book for my father-in-law
don't think he's read it yet

>>150349625
nope not me

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150349569
>Height 173 cm (5 ft 8 in)
lol!

>>150349625
yeah i'm a wagie but it's fucking lowly beast work but I swung a 3 day weekend so I just fired up the desktop and am about to get blind drunk tonight and shitpost during the double header

big brained take: Crows are more likely to do well in finals now

imagine how seething Zorko's ex missus must be seeing him lauded for his leadership on the front page of the afl website kek.

>>150349646
i'd drink every night if it wasn't bad for you
ethanol is a carcinogen and you're literally killing yourself

>>150349585
They are just making sure that the next generation wont be too well off after all the boomers pass leaving their accumulated wealth. The government will put that money to good use for you.

>crows piss off fags
>scumps are all fags
might see some fair umpiring now

So Kelli Underwood is a dyke? Wow, didn't see that coming. How could we have ever known?

>>150349664
I used to enjoy getting home on a Friday night, getting drunk and going down the nostalgia rabbit hole on youtube. Havent done that in years. Maybe ill grab a bottle of Jamo when I head out to fill the jerry can soon.

>>150349646
based me

I told my mum my Dad is a faggot a couple of weeks ago

rekon my boomer parents are trying to speed run the grave next month;
>getting double boosted before travelling to "stay safe"
>long haul flying right after (clot city like Warnie)
>travelling to fucking London then Paris, the ghetto of Europe
at least I might end up with the house out of this kek

the day of the stair beckons

>>150349714
boomers will do anything to not look inward

>>150349714
man you have a warped sense of reality

>>150349751
where do you think you are?

>>150349751
>safe and effective
>deep vein thrombosis isn't a thing that affects the elderly
>London and Paris not being absolute shitholes compared to 2 decades ago
2/10 for getting me to reply

>>150349754
I'm in the land of the 4chan npcs and their hyper reality

>>150349756
disgusting

>>150349756
>my club not there
interesting

>>150349756
might have to start watching nrl if this pro-gay shit keeps up

>>150349763
applied for vaxx injury compensation yet mate?

this classic was the goat

>>150349758
they are out seeing the world and you are sitting behind a screen. when they come back and tell you how their trip was, how are you going to be able to cope knowing that nothing ever happens? these are your parents for fucks sake you are so fucking horrible as a human being. this place has ruined your brain you are unable to distinguish what is reality anymore.

>>150349714
Paris was very safe and clean when I was there im April. Apparently they cleaned it up for the olympics and have maintained the standards quite well. London on the other hand is an ugly, dirty SHITHOLE filled with vagrants and scumbags

Despite the extensive injury list and being forced to play more young players this year, Port is only 1 of 4 clubs without a rising star nomination this season.

Ports plan??????????

I'm a worthless cocksucking cunt

>>150349714
>Paris
I had bad thoughts about france from what I read here, but after watching the tour de france some of the villages in the middle of france look bretty comfy desu.

what are the chances of getting caught if i drain my yard into a sewer inspection hole

who has that video of the rat colony swarming around the bin just underneath the tour eiffel?

>>150349791
Good to hear
>>150349805
yeah but I doubt they'll stray out that far, just want to do the usual boomer shit like Eiffel Tower

>>150349666
>The government will put that money to good use for you.
kek good one

there was a game on last night?

>>150349809
just wear a hi-vis vest and do it, no one will think twice

Why do aus/pol blowies always shit up /sp/?

it is ironic that hi vis workwear is a camouflage now

paris is a fucking shithole
always make sure i'm in and out of there as quickly as humanly possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2UGEdj5cgw

Feel like some spaghetti jaffles for dinner, but I dont have a jaffle maker. Do I go buy one from woolies or do I improvise?

Hate when people who don't read ask me what I'm reading

it almost seems as if most of the users of 4chan are not left leaning retards doesn't it

off to the gym lads

>>150349848
what are you reading?

Have you blokes ever fucked a midget? I have the opportunity

>>150349801
kek
who are the others? i'm guessing hawthorn dogs sydney?

>Adelaide coach Matthew Nicks says star player Izak Rankine isn't the victim after being suspended for four games by the AFL for a homophobic slur

careful Nicks, the bloke has mental health issues you finna end up like Walsh

>>150349914
good for him, durable cunt

>>150349914
crazy how some boomers like him and zorko are able to keep going so long

between sets

being 32 is weird
one day I feel like I'm in my absolute prime
next I feel like I'm about to keel over

>>150349928
what diameter plug you upto?

snorting that premium Matisyahu got me fighting for my life

turns out paris and london are actually safer than basically any major american city. but no, these euro cities are shitholes, not the american beacons of light and civility.

>>150349914
He deserves it. Can't believe how good he's been this year. I thought he was finished two years ago after that gap year at Brisbane.

we live in a hell realm

>>150349946
AND I AM YOUR MASTER MUAHAHAHA

>>150349938
americans smugly calling europe or canada a shithole while their failed state is overrun by genetic detritus and their lauded tech industry is 76% low quality foreign scab labor is always a funny sight

>>150349854
10 minutes after high school finishes for the day, what a coincidence

Collingwood will drop out of the top 4.

Melbourne were the best team for the last 5 years, if only they gave a fuck.

>>150350046
undeniable proof gymsperg isn't micksperg

>>150349866
Yep

My high school finished at 3, primary school 3.15

>>150348408
Really lucked out on the anchor looking like a stick figure man from the waist up

>>150349801
mani liddy and tom cochrane would have been there if they were selected more and cochrane didn't injure himself

>>150350055
>tfw I was there for Kens first match as coach for port
>vs the dees at the MCG
>both clubs were 14th and 16th the year before and hoping to improve
>Port would flog the dees by 80 points
>future looks bright
>fast forward 12 years
>both teams again next to each other on the bottom half of the ladder
>except 1 of the teams has a premiership and the other never even made a grand final

>>150350090
Would Cochrane be allowed to say faggot since he has tourettes??

>>150348408
>Fred's positioning and movement being exposed
sounds exactly like MY Fred

>>150350099
probably since that is an actual medical reason unlike little faggot rankine being upset if he doesnt make a granny, but he also probably wouldn't since tourettes isnt always swearing and instead he probably has some non-verbal tic

>say word
>money stolen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0

thread theme
finals theme
simple as

when you use the word cunt do you think about the female body part the word is associated with?
i certainly dont think about gay men when i say fag

>>150350121
>>150350122

>>150350055
>one covid flag that no one acknowledges as real
>didnt win a single final in front of their fans post 2021
fucking kek so much for that dynasty

>>150350124
no, I don't. I've had women tell me that it's the abrasive feeling of the word "cunt" that hurts them and they they get shitty when I tell them that "vagina" is a translation of "sheath" as in where a sword is housed kek

>>150350131
100%

>>150350124
Not as an insult, but I also say cunt to refer to the disgusting hole between a womans legs

Some people cant help being same-sex attracted whilst some people can't help being revolted by same-sex attraction. Why are these things treated differently?

what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
a woman

>>150350139
One of these feelings leads to love and the other leads to discrimination and violence

>>150350131
>one covid flag
The real covid flag is 2020. That season was such a travesty it should be removed from the record books.

>>150350174
>Attendance: 29,707 at the Gabba
holy kek totally forgot about this slop

>>150350151
>love is having hundreds of sexual encounters with strangers, pedophilia and bug chasing
yeah righto

when you think about it richmond never really were that good
two gimmie flags against two interstate sides that shat the bed in the 1st qtr playing at the MCG and a meme flag

>>150350046
>all of australia is on victorian time

FIENDING to give my bumhole a good fiddling tonight.

>>150350199
the meme flag was one of the better grannies in the last decade and against a good opponent thoughbeit

>>150347941
EVs already pay a tax every year based on distance travelled in Victoria.
The 1 good thing our government is doing is not subsidising EVs. Though I do like the BYD shark.

Evening /afl/

Has everyone seen the new trailer for the upcoming film Big Bold Beautiful Journey, starring Colin Farrell, Margot Robbie and the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon?

https://youtu.be/xdKP22EaAuU?si=V4eRTALOjjy0RvfE [Open]

>>150348719
Using the term WiFi to describe internet.
Opinion discarded you fucking retard.

>>150350234
colins gay and sarah kisses her so sarah's now kissed a gay man

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYCntCKHy6I

>>150349209
NatSoc's are just communists that don't deny it's a dictatorship.

Direct Democracy Isolationism is where it's at.

>>150349241
How else would a general hit bump limit more than once a day when there's only games 3 days a week?

you pol faggots are legitimately insufferable. I get that you care very much about the direction this country is headed whether you are left or right leaning or just trolling for (You)'s but I come to this cesspool Burmese basket weaving forum to talk about footy and call players faggots, take it to fucking pol you glowie dogs.

>>150350200
gymsperg is a wautist, i spotted him in the wild in /fit/ a while back admiring ben cousins' body

Would you believe me if I told you the Bulldogs lost this grand final by 74 points?

>>150350259
>at

>>150350267
>headed

FOYs

>>150350267
trvke

>nooooo i don't coonsent to spergs having a discussion about off topic things!!!
wow nobody cares mate

>>150350207
>the meme flag
Was the last game of AFL I watched from start to finish desu

>>150350267
Unfortunately politics has invaded our sport.

>>150350253
Its called acting

>>150349517
Reminder, making weekly repayments reduces your 30 year loan term to 22 years. Even less if you have an offset account.

>>150350242
Nerd faggot

>>150350304
I know and I'm very aware this dead sport has become nothing more than a political platform and a nice little testing ground for big tech to see how their algorithms work on 40k+ people at any given time but that doesn't mean I should have to deal with these fucking spergs farming (You)'s about jeet invasions and property bubbles. Maybe it's just glowies trying to demoralize the last pockets of Australian cultural speech I dunno but these cunts are getting on my last nerve, it's daily. What are jannies being paid for huh?

you are using an offset account right?

>>150350277
that's crazy!

Did you know your club likely has an LGBTQIA+ supporter group?

>>150350323
I am thinking that this is the way. My bank comes up with new hoops every few months for me to jump through to earn a bit of interest. Offset is the way to go.

>>150350337
same. i just don't give a fuck.
fuck it all.
looking forward to the civil war.

>you are tied into a mortgage for life bro!
>*pays $600 rent pw to make someone else rich for the rest of his life*

>>150350375
Yeah. In fact I used to know the girl who was one of the founders of mine (port)

>>150350050
>the tradies have finished work for the day and are shitposting inbetween slapping the pokies and hammering schooners
Fuckheads

I was in cost of living crisis since I left highschool in 1998, I don't know why its only talked about now, I never owned shit and be happy.

>>150350397
he's not me retard iykwim haha

>>150350408
Wtf you're like 45 lmao

>>150350411
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

Was the nick davis goal 20 years ago one of the biggest crowd pop? also a few seconds later when the siren went. They say it was 113 decibels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESGGQJ4mzrk

>>150346451
Does that mean if Crows win in the first week he's going to neck himself?

>>150350433
it's definitely up there for sure. The only other 2 that come to mind are the Scarlett Toe Poke to Ablett then Chapman goal and over here in WA there was a story once about how Clive Waterhouse kicked a goal during a derby at Subiaco Oval to put Fred in front after a fightback and you could hear the pop in the CBD

Good that the swans are not in the finals, got sick of seeing them make the GF and end up being a squash match.

you're not supposed to just pay off your property like it's a credit card debt. every few years you should be shopping the mortgage around for better deals, getting the property revalued, using the increase in equity to buy another or do renos or invest in the stock market/btc. also consider renting it out and moving back in with the parents or getting flatmates to pay off as much as you can in the first few years.
don't think if it like signing yourself into forever-debt prison. you're taking control of an extremely valuable asset which you can get working for you if you go about it the right way. you get inflation to work for you. you're now earning while you sleep.
it's the *first* step towards building a portfolio that can sustain you for life, not the final step before infinite wagecaging.
>>150350377
100%. park everything in there. it's tax-free. you're basically getting whatever the mortgage rate is in a free return. say it's 5.8%, you need to 8-9% pre-tax for the same return.
and it compounds too. the more you leave in the offset the less interest accrues which means more of your regular repayments goes to the principle.
you can even do shit like using credit cards to pay bills. a 45-55 day delay before you pay the credit card off before the interest hits is basically renting the banks money.

Three lines or fewer. I will certainly not read all that.

love her

IF collingwood lose again tonight...
THEN mumza finna cop another belting

>>150350464
this
fuck boomers and landlords

>>150350463
fuck off to /biz/ you absolute freak

>>150350433
They have the crowd microphones turned up higher than normal for that one.

A good chase down tackle really gets the crowd going as they all see it coming and can get hyped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyRViiQXQ8

>>150350492
>phoneposting
baka

were they worth it?

>>150350433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joEp7Ath9tQ

>wtf is that sound fiscal advice ahhh i'm going insane
just looking to complain and seek pity huh

>>150350492
>this is what they took from us
absolutely depressing. There was nothing better than having a few drinks at a mates, hopping a couple trains to the oval, watching MY Fred lose and then going into Subi to get shitfaced and try and pick up drunk girls at Red Sea. This sport has performed cultural vandalism on my childhood.

>>150350506
are they still moving to thebarton?

>>150350506
Based crows setting up base next to their supporters.

>>150350512
yes

Lads, why haven't they put it on the news yet this is massive, all ISPs are forced to upgrade our internet next month at zero cost
https://www.aussiebroadband.com.au/high-speed-upgrades/

>>150350511
subi was an absolute hole mate

>>150350511
>the place where WABA got cunted
iconic

>>150350511
>childhood
>get shitfaced and try and pick up drunk girls at Red Sea

>>150350516
ta

>>150350518
but it was our hole

>>150350525
that was the standard perth childhood. up to year 7 it was the blue light disco. from year 8 on - clubs

>>150350517
why the FUCK is iinet not advertising it

>>150350518
and?

>>150350525
I'm old enough to have watched Fred fail me for many years until I was old enough to do such things.

idk about you fellow poort fags but i'm going to miss this legend

who is the biggest coaching grifter of the last say, decade?
Hinkley or Lyon?

>>150350552
Def Hinkley. Lyon has been in four grannies

>A woman believed to be Rankine's sister charged over a carjacking
Kek
e
k

apparently king cobra jfs has passed on

>>150350552
ken
how do you have so many prelim appearances and fail to make a grand final even once?

>>150350517
>>150350534
>The new speeds are only available for Hybrid Fibre Coaxial (HFC) or Fibre to the Premises (FTTP) services. *Available for FTTP connection types only
Majority of the country has FTTN, so they don't get shit.
Furthermore, the upgrades don't happen for a month or two.

What the companies ARE advertising is the NBN free fibre upgrade (if that's in your area). Seen multiple ads from companies in the local news, got a letter dropped off from Aussie Broadband, etc.
Those that do the upgrade get the new higher speeds now and presumably NBN is offering the ISPs a huge discounted rate/bonus for getting customers to upgrade as those plans are cheap as shit.

I hate how every athlete has to be some bastion for society now

they are dancing monkeys

>>150350559
gotta make that money somehow after the match fees dried up
>plot twist
>it was Rankine in a wig
the Laidley gambit. What a masterstroke

>>150350545
seems a good guy, good player too. certain allegations aside, it'll be unfortunate to see him go

>>150350559
>tfw no boongfu who gets into hijinx

>>150350565
this. The AFL is shitting themselves over having no star power or personality but they shit on or fine anyone who shows any character and then decide to force spam DAICOS at every opportunity which punters know is insufferable and doesn't help the guy's career either, probably the opposite.

>>150350552
>>150350558
Lyon.
Inherited superteams, drove them into the ground without winning anything before ditching them.
St. Kilda were so mindfucked his past plays launched a coup on the club to get him back and he's driving them back into the mud again.

Hinkley took Port who were rabble and got them to multiple prelims. Unlucky to miss the grand final (vs Hawthorn 2014? and Richmond 2020) whilst never having a real super team.
He vastly over performed with what he had.

MV tomorrow
r5n8

>>150350572
reckon it could be fun/interesting having an abo friend and hearing about all his community shenanigans going on

>>150350559
>>150350566
Does the mental health defence work in court?

>During negotiations, Reid reportedly asked West Coast for a new two-year deal, which would also allow him to trigger a nine-year extension worth a total of $24 million.

>However, according to 7NEWS Perth reporter Ryan Daniels, West Coast have taken that deal structure off the table, with the Eagles instead only willing to offer him a two or three-year deal, albeit a very lucrative one.

>>150350582
She didn't wake up?

the poort cheer squad will be out in force tonight

>>150350589
According to Hodge, the AFL won't approve contracts structed like that with a player option. Which makes sense, otherwise NWM would surely have got one.

>>150350587
we might find out
>>150350589
good move IMO, if he's as good as the WA media who've sucked his cock endlessly are to be believed then taking 2 or 3 years to mature, show other clubs your hot head ways have been worked out and you are a stable, viable midfield option could land him big VIC dollars

>>150350596
>The frightened girl woke during the attack and “froze” but later told a flight attendant who called the police.

>>150350560
>Hinkley outlasts KCJFS

>>150350608
does make sense actually
player agents need to get a belt in the head desu

i reckon reid is still staying despite all hope i had of him at dosn theres no chance in hell he comes to the nec hanger

>>150350618
>hmmmm this is pleasurable
>*cums*
>yuck that disgusting indian raped me

>>150350560
>>150350619
Boogie marches on.

>>150350552
brad scott easily

>>150350608
How does that work with what Port are reportedly offering Butters?

>Sign here
>*Invalid contract*

The AFL is facing an ever growing PR crisis after its choice for grand final entertainment, Snoop Dogg, criticised the depiction of same-sex parents in children’s movies.
Code Sports reports Snoop Dogg spoke about pimps, condoned cheating “if you don’t get caught”, and took aim at the emasculated portrayals of men in the media, arguing “we can’t reproduce” without “strong men”.
The AFL has been accused of being hypocritical for giving Adelaide Crows player Izak Rankine a four-match suspension for using the homophobic slur “f****t” towards a Collingwood opponent, while Snoop Dogg uses the same language in his songs.
In his song Doggz Gonna Get Ya, his lyrics include the slur: “I can’t believe that Dogg would dis me, that f****t that punk he soft or sissy,” Snoop says in his 1998 hit.
On top of his song lyrics, Snoop Dogg also had his visa cancelled shortly before he was due to appear in Australia back in 2007 in the wake of a drug and firearm conviction.

Speaking on the It’s Giving podcast, Snoop Dogg recalled a conversation with his grandson when they saw the Toy Story spin-off movie Lightyear, in which two women have a baby together.
He said he was asked by his grandson: “Papa Snoop, how’d she have a baby with a woman?" “I’m like oh s***, I didn’t come in for this s***, I just came to watch the goddamn movie,” he said. “So that’s like this, f*** me. I’m scared to go to the movies now, like y’all throwing me in the middle of s*** that I don’t have an answer for.”

>>150350632
His North Melbourne teams greatly overperformed. They were never good enough to win the flag. He copped a bad wrap from the board ordering he fire Boomer.
Essendon have been crippled by injury / Hird / Dodoro.

>>150350632
good point but I feel like at least Scott is more animated or cares when they are fucking up. Both Hinkley and Lyon have this lackadaisical "geez why do you care so much, it's only a loss" attitude for every fucking loss and have this position that the media are rabid even though both of them have achieved fuck all and appear to be going backwards

Real post-waging normoid hours

>>150350632
no fucking way kek hinkley had way more chances at a hip tilt

>>150350645
>Essendon have been crippled by injury / Hird / Dodoro.
>tfw was genuinely pished off when dosn sacked dodoro
it's concerning to think they might get their schijt together now

>>150350644
>criticised the depiction of same-sex parents in children’s movies.
based
>took aim at the emasculated portrayals of men in the media, arguing “we can’t reproduce” without “strong men”.
how is this a bad thing
>“I’m like oh s***, I didn’t come in for this s***, I just came to watch the goddamn movie,”
based

fuck I might have just been turned into a convert for this ancient coon playing at the Grand Final.

>>150350637
Don't know, but he said clubs try get around it with a verbal promise.

>>150350644
>his 1998 hit
In 98 saying "don't be a fag" or "you're a fag" was common, less severe way of saying someone was acting like a dickhead.
"That's gay" was just another way to say lame.

Can't compare it with 2025.

for me, it's the Ben Folds cover of the in-the-closest faggot Dr. Dre's song Bitches Ain't Shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjFRy8jQ_0U

>>150350657
>clubs try get around it with a verbal promise.

>Player gets a career ending injury
What promise?

fuark game starts so early i need to go the shops and buy bananas though

>>150350683
could a player sneak record their verbal promise on their phone and when they try to jew out of it in court say that it was binding otherwise they wouldn't have signed the inital contract?
I dunno, jewry never ceases to disgust me

>they fell for the le wait till the season is over and re sign meme
kek butters is gone lads

Thinking the pies will be booked to go over tonight in a squash match to boost percentage.

>dogs not playing treloar
good or bad decision?

>>150350688
Butters for Jhye Clark. Straight swap.

>>150350645
>>150350646
>>150350650
brad did decades of damage to norf they can't even put the pieces back together even with a master coach

>>150350463
I wish I had a fin-lit mentor to help guide me through life.

this is a stad pad get nick the 3 votes game
plus he will be seething at sheezels 54

>>150350698
Brad said they weren't good enough and needed to switch to the youth. The board forced him to try and win now and to recruit older players.
When it became clear they forced him to fire everyone over the age of 23.

Their board did the damage. Brad just ended up being the face of it.

>>150350704
DCA

what will snoopy's set be?
>gins and juice
>bitch please (afl integrity unit diss)
>nuthin but a g strang
>signs featuring lil' nasiah

>>150350716
money for nothing

>>150350716
Drop it like it's hot (Daicos edition).

Any takers?

>>150350728
hope you can grow a beard and convert is Islam

>>150350698
Didn't Brad resign because he was insistent they needed to rebuild and the board wouldn't hear it convinced? Then they went and gave a 3 year contract to their caretaker who convinced them they had a finals squad only for them to finish second last and have him walk too citing mental health?
That club's board is toxic. The need an enema from the top down.

>>150350716
How many of his songs don't contain "nigger"? Seriously. I feel like I hear him say it in every song of his that I've ever heard.

One way or another Victorian's somehow manage to make a mockery of what should be the biggest sporting event in Australia. Snoop Dog, why the fuck get him. Get Amyl and the Sniffers.

never ceases to amaze me how much big strong footy watchers seethe over literally 5 mins of "entertainment" literally designed to get normies to tune in

>>150350728
no but steven pederastay

>>150350740
good thing "nigger" rhymes with "nigger" or this rap game would be quite difficult.

Honestly though, I feel like the entire rap vibe will not go over well for AFL. It just doesn't feel right. I just know some ancient executive saw Kendrick at the Superbowl and wanted to have that for himself like a feather in his cap. It will go over poorly.

is gays conviction in something they were "born with" so weak that one word can send it all crumbling down?

>>150350746
>Amyl and the Sniffers.
Never heard of 'em

>>150350760
yes, because homosexuality is caused by brain parasites that spread through anal sex and the blood vein rich anal passage they can get to

aflw and the panty sniffers

>>150350709
>>150350735
all this would make sense if brad wasn't doing the exact same thing with dosn but I'm sure you'll say it's the board again

>>150350759
> just know some ancient executive saw Kendrick at the Superbowl and wanted to have that for himself like a feather in his cap
No idea why. That was far and away the worst SB half time show I've ever seen.

Yeah, fuck male spaces ey?

Wait am I'm retarded (yes) my pies play in 30?

>>150350746
>victorians
rent free nigga holy shit

>>150350767
Brad has played the most debutants in the one season (for an established club) in history.
Hardly running them into the ground.

>>150350771
yes and no

>>150350761
crisp incel

>>150350770
>Widow
>Hanging out where old lonely men gather
Really makes you imagine.

society as we know it will not exist in 20 years
let this colour your worldview

>>150350769
execs don't care about quality, whatever drives and metrics is their bread and butter
>>150350770
her garb alone is incredibly unsafe

>>150350776
lol the only reason he's done that is because all the senior players are injured

is this the brad scott internet defense force or some shit

let us not forget brad thought the bombers list was good when he first signed on as coach and then after 3 years decided it needed a rebuild....

cunts a fraud

>>150350770
she better be a sister and not a muzzie

>>150350770
This is what she's building

>>150350789
>white
>named Noor
I got bad news chief

>>150350785
>her garb alone is incredibly unsafe
doesn't matter mate, it's a fake story and she's just posing for a photo
the government funded gayBC will make anything up to take spaces away from men

>>150350787
When star forward Stringer left he had to re-evaluate the situation.

>>150350792
I would literally rather 10 boats of these hard gambling viet nigga's than fucking Sudo's or muzzies

so women are allowed to have women only spaces and even entire establishments like gym's but male only spaces are not on?

>>150350767
In what way/s is he doing the exact same thing at the Bombers?

>>150350797
>started flooding Australia with drugs and paved the way for the more browner variations of the third world to come
You can't just say no to all of them.

male only space sounds gay as fuck kek

>>150350801
because white men might meet up and decide that woman are evil and attack them with machetes, that's why Jacinta Allen had to ban machetes, to prevent white incel violence

>>150350801
Men have their own spaces. Check out Wet on Wellington. Quite a popular place with some players.

>sunday ticket
>sunday ticket
>sunday ticket
>sunday ticket
>sunday ticket
man i like the fox hype videos but fuck their branding is so shit

LOOPY LEAPER HAS ENTERED THE RING. BUT HOW DOES HE STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MUGGA?

>>150350807
m8 you're in one

>>150350807
Based man who hasn't had sex in 3 months

>>150350816
yeah but its not mandated

>>150350806
I get what you're saying and it's undeniable the Triads caused harm but I can't see how they themselves paved the way for third worlders to be allowed in, it's all orchestrated by gov nonces

>>150350809
kek
>>150350811
kek

>>150350816
Women can post here as much as men can.

made it back alive from an after dark trip to the servo

its a grand old fag

Never heard anyone actually refer to it as a servo irl.

>>150350771
No, mate. Match starts in 10.

>ads on the banners
holy cringe

>>150350805
he's a grifter he told the essendon board what they wanted to hear that the list was good and they just needed a new coach, three years in akchually we need to rebuild same thing he did at norf

yeah true I should say petrol station

>>150350834
you might if you left the house

If I can knock Collingwood out of top 4 it makes this whole season worth a fuck

>>150350858
>I
Who are you?

>>150350858
who are you

>>150350861
>>150350862
I am Melbourne

>>150350870
I literally live inside you rent free

>>150350871
crisp sudo

>Cox down back
What the FUCK is McRae thinking?

>>150350874
>zoomer retard not knowing what it was referencing

>Australia - 11/2 (Over 5/50) (South Africa - 277)
Feeling we might be a footballing nation.

>>150350871
Herpes?

>>150350858
I'm actually fine either way, making them go back to Adelaide after the Rankine shit will be kino but so will be them having to claw their way through an elimination final where the Suns or Doggies can make them sweat

>>150350862
I'm HIM, I've been HIM, I will continue to be HIM

>>150350890
feel we might be a dying nation

>>150350893
>Rankine
What did he say, anyway?

>>150350890
ODI has been a dead format for years, no one cares about it outside of tournaments.

>>150350840
I don't see the similarity. He took up North when they were shit and finished near the bottom took them to finals within three years and finished top 4 twice over the next few years. They never finished high but managed to do well in finals. I'd say he overachieved with the lists he had at his time at North. When they just failed to miss finals twice he saw the writing on the wall but board didn't want to hear it. I don't think he's a bad coach though I'm not sure he's a great one and he's not who I think of when I think of a grifter.

kek someone webm fritsch watching gawn like a spastic just then

big game at the mcg

>>150350883
the RC gambit

>>150350898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO1XL8_ezVM
Simpler times.

>Long
>Can't kick long

daicos greedy cunt family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IIDl4iMIoM

good bye cobes

>>150350932
crisp thanks

i fucking hate kayo man
when i was on hols i used stremio to watch a few games on espn channels airing in the us

ok so it's going to be another one sided shitshow boring turning this off

is collingwood vs melbourne in the final round a traditional fixture?

steven may be an idiot

turkbro would be rolling in his grave at the state of this sport

>Melbourne not even getting up for Petracca's last game for the club
Disgusting really.

nice duck you boomer faggot

crisp miss

If I were a coach I just wouldn't play cunts who shaved the sides of their head

>>150350993
>Wanting hair in your ears, blocking teammate's calls
Grim.

>>150350993
this but their vaginas

Boring. Already turned it off. Don't even care that my team is winning

>>150350932
This is a good webm

Saints used to be the main boring defensive team that was unwatchable. Now it’s my dees

so who spanks collingwood in the elim?

>>150351014
doggies

>>150351011
Balding isn't shaving, y*nk

sometimes i wonder what my missus thinks im doing on my phone when i post here in her presence

shes never bothered to ask

>>150351028
did he bald on his sides?

>>150351030
i already know

>>150351014
literally anyone

Time for Steven may to go also

>>150351030
shes hoping you dont find out that deng is making her wet

Lads, Jamie just posted

>>150351030
if she asks then she's obliged to answer when you ask and she doesn't want to

>>150351031
Here's your brownlow medallist.

jamie elliott my favourite female lesbian afl player

>>150351039
what

>>150350993
>>150351011
rekt
>>150351028
coping faggot

>>150351043
mine is paul seedsman

how is that holding the man? he took possession and the tackle forced the ball to be dislodged. if it's not ball, it's surely knocked out in the tackle and play on. fuck sake

>>150351039
That's some high level relationship jiu-jitsu right there.

Unrelated to the match but Friendly reminder that if you don’t know already, search up what to do if you’re choking alone, it’ll only take a minute.
Just choked on some minestrone soup and had to very quickly search up how to do the heimlick maneuver as I completely forgot in my panic. Fuck that was scary.

business idea: kick goals

Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Woo (Ooh, ooh)

Guess who's back, back again?
The Yank is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na)

THE YANK IS BACK!

>>150351059
Chew your soup, mate.

>>150351059
reckon you could get the top job at carlton m8

>>150351053
it would be play on but he held on way too long, umps call it basically any time someone goes to ground without the ball

>>150351030
>>150351039
the next level is when she sees you texting or doing something and just says "all good?" like you're supposed to reply in the affirmative when you aren't replying to the slam pig

these two teams wont be doing much in finals

>>150351046
How is it "coping", if one is shaving then that's a conscious decision, if one is balding then its an unconscious biological process

>>150351078
I'm extremely conscious of the fact that I'm balding.

>>150351064
hey american, did you notice how aussies post in nfl/soccer generals without LOOK AT ME I'M A TRUE BLUE AUSSIE XD XD XD

Attention seek elsewhere

>>150351078
shut the fuck up

bald cunts are like asians they all look the same

>>150351059
wow man thats fuckin awesome sauce!

this game sucks

>>150351093
>shut the fuck up
no

>>150351098
Real Friday night game starts in 30 minutes.

>>150351064
FUCKING
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

ROOOOOOOOOOOO

The Yank calls diacos a faggot, now what?

>>150351085
oppenheimer level of trvke

>>150350124
I think about you m8

>>150351100
your choice, keep dancing for me then pet

>>150351105
yep i'm excited for it hope port power smash em

anyone remember when bt called harry taylor a poofta on channel 7

kick it through the big sticks you useless cunts

>>150351064
>caravan-park slags
Doesn't really work here. Caravans cost about as much as a house.

>>150351120
why would he say that about his son

>>150351122
Had enough of seeing this twirly moustache faggot in here

alright thats it im trying the big arch tommorow

used to care about making threads but now i dont

>>150351151
based retired seamstress

>>150351163
heh

>>150351151
crisp med haver

>>150351173
pooey newey

>>150351123
I'm not changing my introduction, infact I'm gonna slap you with 100% tariffs on guernsey's. Also Pies are gonna lose tonight.

>>150351146
They're honestly bretty gud. Best Maccas burger I've had in years. Bit overpriced but so is everything now.

>Two 100% Aussie beef patties, stacked with three layers of white cheddar cheese, crispy onions, slivered onions, pickles, fresh lettuce, and our signature Big Arch sauce. All served on a perfectly toasted sesame and poppy seed bun.

Sounds like a good combo though I would just want tomato sauce than some mystery sauce

>>150352634
There's ketchup it the Big Mac sauce, dummy.