Thread 150348369

part of the storyline doo

brian ortega just stepped on the scale
turns out they medivac'd a nominal 115 lb jenna ortega by accident

Brian Ortega overweight smile greasy fat feces stain burp vomit whole chicken fried gas fart

They haven’t started weighing the fighters so stop it with this Ortega out disinformation.

kek, ortega is killing himself so he doesn't get daner'd like battle

>>150348434
its already tommorow in china nigga

>>150348434
he was in the process of cutting weight

>>150348369 (OP)
> we have to announce at the last minute that ortega didn't make weight...

zamn

Ortega has just weighed in again and is now underweight at 105 pounds he has 3 hours to gain the weight

why is everyone talking about ortega what hapepned

>>150348467
ortega ded

>>150348467
imprisoned in Tartarus

Post a source or you’re just full of shit

HEEEM

headshot dead

no one likes ortega

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Edwards finally came through

HEEEEEEM

>girlfriend watches you get heemed
ahaha

And yet another snowbunny is born

is this doo actually good or just bellator good?

>turn your monitor on
how do you respond?

>>150348586
he can beat some doods in ufc

>>150348586
neither

>>150348586
He got put out cold by johnny eblen he and everybody in pfl is terrible

back up doot

>>150348591
yeah my monitor might be off but at least i don't suck dogs penis
*heems you*
*unzips dick*

johnny ebin

guru with the passive aggressive no show uploads

>>150348591
I don’t

the ortega fight is still on catchweight 155

Oh no, we are going to miss Aljo "backpacking" Ortega.

bruh now aljo's hospitalized apparently

>>150348666
Shit ain't happening
t. Insider

>>150348666
>its real
holy kek

Brian Ortega and Aljamain Sterling have signed a pact to be cremated together

>>150348685
I'm only hearing that he's out due to "a medical issue of a personal nature"
I wonder what it is

Ortega doubters.... APOLOGISE

So Aljo cut to 146 while Ortega never got below 153? Seems fucked up

>>150348631
This is a KennyOkoye board

>>150348727
He’s gonna show up with a big ass cold sore tomorrow

you trusted the plan... didn't you?

>>150348739
I want to like that guy but he’s too over the top with the >I TOLD YOU SO shit when he hits a +150 dog

>>150348735
maybe but its also possible that ortega got to 140, died, they called aljo to stop cutting weight, ortega resurrected in hospital, both rehydrated up to 155 and weighed in.

I have not seen one screenshot, one article, nor one tweet saying Ortega is overweight and yet you all cling to it and run with it like lemmings

>>150348753
how are they the same weight class

>>150348762
lemmings thing is a meme

NAH FUCK THAT

>>150348762
not our fault you;re blind

>>150348785
>mfw cant smash tracy pussy no mo

>>150348754
He was the only voice in MMA who called Big Ank schooling Pereira for 5 rounds on the feet. It's picks like those that feel really good regardless of the line.

https://x.com/danawhite/status/1958728550355542257

T-Schauby looking confident

wasnt tcity moving to 155

tortacity carnales, no like this

>>150348809
that hunner cambel fault

>>150348391
nice work
blender?

>>150348823
hey fuck you

Triangle city finna not fight!

>>150348666
they just cleared it for 153

they BOTH weighed 153

Head kicks run in the family

>>150348829
thanks b yeah its blender

>>150348785
>My god he’s hot… *starts rubbing my sopping wet panties*
>He speaks:
>YEAH NIGGA GOTTA GET THIS MONEY U FEEL WAT IM SAYIN GOTTA PUT ON FOR SOCAL AND THAT’S ON MY MOMMA NIGGA FUCK U MEAN GANG
>*panties instantly dry*

>>150348806
metaphor for the public interest in teh UFC?

we got one in the morning

>>150348842
nice
line at the end made me laugh

ortega has never looked more locked in

Ortega looks half dead, and apparently Aljo had a rough weight cut himself.

>>150348861
thanks, i couldn't find the same font but i think i got close enough
>>150348874
dana said they WILL fight

>>150348869
>>150348874
what makes a mans forehead and eyebrow ridge grow like that?? stress?? OP ortega photo his forehead is smooth.

>>150348869
jfc he looks rough

>>150348892
Every commission would have called the fight off. The UFC pretty much brings in their own commission to China so the fight will go on.

>>150348869
Wigga can’t even walk

>>150348896
camera angle and sucking all the water out of his body. also i don’t know when the op picture was taken but there’s a good chance he’s taken at least one face rearranging beating since then

>>150348874
lol based mutual refusal to make weight

>>150348922
i wonder if they offered them more money to keep the fight on

>>150348616
>*unzips dick*
yours, his, or the dog's?

>>150348869
it was the same thing with lopes that first time, he agreed to catchweight and then pulled out anyway. this fight is not happening

>>150348968
dana said the fight is happening the fight is fuckin happening kid

>>150348869
daner yanked that nigga out a coffin

>>150348802
poatan lowkey sucks at mma
he got smoked by izzy twice but got lucky once
he lost to jan
his best real win is THE sean strickland

>>150348869
This is wholesome. You can see the respect is real for what they both are going through. Just a couple professionals who know what it takes. Ready to crack open a cool one as soon as the fight is over, compare scars, maybe even take it back to the hotel room. That’s fucking MMA right there.

>>150348869
doo is actually gonna get heemed by aljo

>>150349022
all of these guys will face premature deaths due to choices they willingly made with their lives

>>150349011
Dont forget he beat Jamahal with the help of Herb Dean

>>150348869
Ortega is literally going to die for real

>>150349022
Pig skins malding

>>150348869
what fucking commission allows this fight to continue
bro looked like death 7 pounds off the target weight

people respect a man in a fresh pair of sneakers

>>150349083
this is true

keep an eye out for a kid named ortega

>>150349083
*steps on your sneakers*

>>150349083
talmbout fresh sneakahs b? girls love a doo with sneakahs and cawlnfidence

>>150349083
*murders you for your sneakers*

>>150349104
the fact that it's 153 and not 155 makes it so much funnier
nigga wasn't even close to the weight limit and was already dying

ortega will be fine by saturday good even

>>150348869
Ortega has that "I have given up on life" aura. I can respect that

Brian Ortega can go to hell. Why are none of you outraged he missed weight? It’s like /heem/ has an inverted morality and roots for the scum of the fucking earth.

where is t-city? is it toronto?

>>150349152
he's just so dreamy b

>>150349130
Aspirational aura

>>150349076
He has well over 24 hours to refuel little pussy reddit bitch. Relax.

>>150349152
because he tried his best look how lean dude is
>>150349159
nah that's t-dot

Bryan - cut
Brian - 153lb catchweight comain event

>>150349171
>let the fighters die!!!
>i'm a badass and want them to die in the cage
le epic contrarian XD

>>150349158
>XcellentMMA
The reports of him falling and going to the hospital were prior to making it to the scale and it was a rumor. He didn't have to go to the hospital. He made the catchweight and they did a faceoff.

Brian Ortega has fallen

>>150349194
thanks, here is a funny video

>>150349022
kek love these niggas

>>150349213
Fuck you

>>150349189
It's just dehydration. He'll be fine after hydrating and electrolytes after a few hours b. Maybe you would enjoy soccer or something more if this is causing you too much outrage and stress.

Ortega attacked Sterling with a knife backstage

>>150349213
fag

>>150349224
I wish a woman would

>>150349189
wanting the fight to be cancelled is the contrarian take

Ortega gave a bunch of blowjobs to Chinese men and ingested 7 pounds of cum hence why he was overweight

>>150349158
he just needs to fart out the cum desu

i would trust brian ortega with my life

the Chinese calendar tricked Ortega he thought the fight was in two days

Dricus won. According to the new criteria change that will be taking place within the next year, that is. Brazzas, how are we going to survive the rule change???

>John Morgan: Hi Brian, just wanted to ask how are you liking Shanghai?
>Brian Ortega: Mmmm yummy yummy dim sum in my tummy yummy yummy me eat lots of yummy dim summy and shumy mai big happy belly yum yum!

>>150348869
The embodiment of a hangover.

>>150349271
in his heart... he is chinese

This bald goof is more generous with total strangers than with his employees

Ortega simply didn't know that he was fighting this weekend.

MOVIE

Oh wow Brain Otrega is so hot wow all the girls wnat to suck his dick well guess what hes FAT hes an FAT sack of SHITCOCK

did dana cut a deal with the chinese communist party how are they doing a show in real china and not hong kong

>>150349104
Inner G finna turn Loner into a mass shooter.

Sterling is free money

>>150348936
They probably told Aljo ahead of time it didn't look like Ortega would get close to 145. He was probably dying at around 160lbs if he's this dead at 153.

PFL MW champ just won Dakota Ditcheva. All Khamzat got was a shitty belt that you can get online for 40 bucks. And he didn't even get to keep his shitty little belt. The absolute state of this bum.

>>150349337
Fight won’t happen

Ortega was officially supposed to move to 155 after the Lopes fight but begged them to let him have one more one more chance at 145. He's absolutely permanently going to 155 after this.

I wonder why there aren't any traditional chinese martial artists in the UFC using their Qi and sheit

>>150349350
most stock reddit comment. congratulations

>>150349352
He’s absolutely permanently retiring after this. Dude doesn’t want to fight anymore

>>150349352
>but begged them to let him have one more one more chance at 145
says who. they wouldnt give him a fight at 145 for over a year so he was bulking to go to 155 when they made him short notice fight lopez at FW

>>150349352
he would get fucked up at 155

>>150349357
Fuckin got him!

>>150349303
ortega is a case study in tanking that shit

>>150348874
>>150349341
At the weigh in they said
>earlier this morning Sterling met the contracted weight limit at 146
So he was told Ortega couldn't make weight and the fight was at 155 so in between that and the official weigh in he probably drank some and went to 153

>>150349357
>I'll believe this fight's happening when he cage door closes lol
^23upvotes
>>I'll believe this fight happens when herb dean doesn't stop the fight :skull_emoji:
^58
>>>AYO I'll believe this fight be happen when Bruce Buffer announces winner lmaoooo
^278 +200reddit gold
>>>>I'll believe this fights happening at the post fight presser...
^36

>>150349301
Anon he flew to China. He fucking knew he was fighting

>>150349379
Oh okay that makes more sense. So Aljo has even longer to feel better and rehydrate than Ortega.

>>150349386
>>150349357
You guys sure talk about reddit a lot

>>150349399
reddit's a pretty cool place

>>150349389
retard

>>150349372
You just know that Khadyrov threatened to wipe Hamza’s entire bloodline off the face of the earth if he didn’t win the fight.

no 1 noticed the 49-48 score card in the HW main event?

>>150349372
Cuckzat Simpmaev

nvm one doo did. thats a win for /heem/ >>150347952

>>150349372
Imagine if Khamzat heemed him in his sleep and usurped him as Leader of Chechnya.

RIP

Maybe Ortega has been trying to get fired for years but he ended up keep failing upwards. The George Costanza of the UFC, so to speak.

>>150349398
idk exactly
it's a bit confusing cause they weighed in at 153 but the announcer said it was a 155 catch weight and that was agreed on before the weigh in

Farted myself awake again is pfl still on

>>150349432
>khamzat
>heem

>>150349478
He has heemed before

sterling is feeling bad for ortega
he know he's already pre heemed

>>150349495
how much money to end up in T-City's situation

>>150349484
so has parker porter. you're only as good as your last fight

>>150349495
gobs whatnow?

>>150349518
Hmm food for thawlt b

>>150349512
for one fight or permanently?

>>150349535
this one fight obviously.
I think for 100k€ I'd do it

>>150349546
Make me kofta b with that nice rice y'all do

>>150349573
get me dana on the phone, a new champion has awoken

>>150349546
I'll do it for 5k
I would just bait Sterling into shooting on me then lay and turtle like DDP

this ortega angle is really bad
https://x.com/Dovus_Dunyasi/status/1958746274334744686

>"bryan battle" gets cut
>"brian ortega" arrives

>>150349613
I was going to say that 5k is not enough to let some nigga beat the shit out of me but sterling has no power so it's not a bad deal

can he beat the best wrestler ever
the inventor of the gable grip
gable stephenson?

One last runbrehs

Hey there heem
Just came back from a local fight night, you guys should swing by your nearest mma events watching these guys beat each other live rocks
That's all have a good sleepy

>>150349713
What a fitting picture to use for such a smiffesque statement

>everyone pickiing Zhang
Kek
... Guess I'm the only one with any brains around here.

I really hope Pavlovich zeems Cortes-Acosta

You're supposed to get a win first before you start talking about runs at the belt

Hoes on my dick cuh I look like Rockhold
Young heem god coming straight with the heater

ChatGPT picks for tomorrow's event :

>Johnny Walker vs Zhang Mingyang

Result : Zhang Mingyang via Unanimous Decision.

>Aljamain Sterling vs Brian Ortega

Result : Aljamain Sterling by Unanimous Decision.

>Sergei Pavlovich vs Waldo Cortes-Acosta

Result : Sergei Pavlovich by Unanimous Decision.

>Taiyilake Nueraji vs Kiefer Crosbie

Result : Taiyilake Nueraji by TKO.

>Su Mudaerji vs Kevin Borjas

Result: Su Mudaerji by Unanimous Decision

>>150349737
Walker would get knocked out by his own money shot

heeminder the three lineages have publicly acknowledged their claim to the bmf belt

we don't need tom aspinall anymore

>>150349782
>walker and ortega lasting 3 rounds
i doubt it

>>150349745
Sorry; Salsa boy slays that Slavic Simpleton

>>150349782
Use deepseek you tard

Talmbout a Chyna card and not using their chatbot wadder we doin here

>>150349745
Waldo wins a boring ass 29-28 jabfest. Pavlovich sucks. He has power and no skill or athleticism

How many prime Swedish 16 yr olds has Zatdaddy bred? I bet he has at least 100 bastard children in Sweden.

Imagine being a Swedish piggy incel and having to live knowing every single Swedish woman is choking on a Muzzdaddy's BBC. LOL!

Aljermain Sterling would have absolutely no answer for the offensive wrestling of Magomed Ankalaev.

>>150349819
This dude is heavyweight Colby. Shitty, forced persona and an extremely boring fighter

>>150349966
ortega vs aljo is esentially khamzat vs fluffy

Didn't Aljo somehow come back and put a beat down on petr yan during their rematch or am I miss remembering that?

>>150349628
He looks handsome there, though.

>>150349979
You might be right about that I think

>>150349982
yeah there were a couple rounds of wrestle stalling but he pretty much won hands down

Yall fuckers want a longshot? At least one of these wins

Yizha by KO round 1 +450
Johnson by KO round 3 +3000
Nueraji by submission +550
Waldo by decision +450
Zhang by KO round 2 +700

Ill give you an longshot *cums on you from an block away* I do kegels bitch thas wassuup

>>150349992
>Johnson by KO round 3 +3000
now that's juicy

>>150349982
they had a staring contest RD1, aljo backpacks 2&3, yan wins 4&5 striking

>>150349990
Yeah thank god my boy Pee Odor Yawn has finally decided to start winning fights again.

kek just remembered the big brain that bet on both khamzat round 1/2 and dricus by decision and thought he discovered a free money glitch

>>150349982
Yan was the extremely rare fighter to win both championship rounds and lose the decision

>>150349962
Waldo could only beat Spivac via robbery. Pavlo will heem.

gane by r1 submission is deal of the century

>>150350006
in many ways he did for the bookies

>>150350024
Why's her vaginal opening protruding about 7 inches from her crotch?

>>150350016
Waldo has a great chin and fights to minimize damage. Pavlovich won’t be able to land the heem shot. Waldo wins with like 40 combined significant strikes

>>150350024
the 1950s were way off on their future predictions

Ortega by K.O.
>dubs decide what I fap to

>>150350047
brian ortega

>>150350047
Big booty thugs

>>150350047
don't masturbate but instead dip your sack into a bowl of ice water

>>150350036
>>150350036
>fights to minimize damage.
Not really. He is pretty aggressive.

Islam will ragdoll Jack
>>150350024
oh no, i accidentally opened my mouth!
*gluck gluck gluck*

>>150350067
Yeah anon, so aggressive he has 2 KOs and 6 decisions in UFC while fighting mostly shitters

>>150350047
Rock Lee motivational compilation

>>150349965
>UFC pays so shit kumsocks has to resort to being an uber driver.

>>150350047
Well columbian poster, you have your answer >>150350077

>>150350082
If this was in Sweden he probably had to pay 60% of his purses to taxes

>>150349782
>Result : Zhang Mingyang via Unanimous Decision.
Makes sense. Extreme couture rearranged Wawlker's stats. +40 defence +40 boring sparring +40 point fighting +50 inactivity +40teep volume -50 teep power -40 entertainment -60 heem potential -40meme -100 sovl
He'll now be more like he was vs Thiago but even more timid and defensive.

Is khamzat still with that brown Swedish coach that yelled at him

>>150350094
How little can you have going on to actually get that expensive shit done

Rest easy little driclets

>>150350094
Wtf he's with couture? Did he leave Jon Kavanagh gym?

>>150350112
>[John Kavanagh]improved my game, he helped me so much but I did not have big guys there [to train with]
He went to where the big boys play shades of Big Sexy

>>150349950
on it boss, the slave tinkered and shat this out :

>Johnny Walker vs Zhang Mingyang

Winner: Zhang Mingyang
Method: KO (Punch)
Round: 2
Time: 3:45

>Aljamain Sterling vs Brian Ortega

Winner: Aljamain Sterling
Method: Submission (Rear-Naked Choke)
Round: 2
Time: 2:15

>Sergei Pavlovich vs Waldo Cortes-Acosta

Winner: Sergei Pavlovich
Method: KO (Punches)
Round: 1
Time: 1:45

>Taiyilake Nueraji vs Kiefer Crosbie

Winner: Taiyilake Nueraji
Method: TKO (Punches)
Round: 3
Time: 2:18

>Su Mudaerji vs Kevin Borjas

Winner: Kevin Borjas
Method: TKO (Punches)
Round: 3
Time: 3:45

Round by round analysis by DeepSeek V3 :

>Johnny Walker vs Zhang Mingyang

Round 1: Zhang pressures forward aggressively. Walker manages distance with side kicks and jabs, landing several straight rights. Zhang absorbs the shots and continues forward. Mid-round, Zhang corners Walker and lands a looping overhand right that stuns Walker. Zhang swarms with punches. Walker clinches to recover. Zhang separates and continues the pressure. Walker lands a spinning back kick to the body. 10-9 Zhang based on aggression and the more significant strike.

Round 2: Walker is more cautious, utilizing lateral movement. Zhang's pace remains high, but his strike defense is exposed; Walker counters a missed Zhang hook with a clean 1-2. Zhang is unfazed. Walker attempts a takedown; Zhang defends easily and separates. The majority of the round is a striking battle at close range, with both landing power shots. Zhang's chin holds; Walker's does not. A Zhang uppercut during an exchange lands flush on Walker's chin, dropping him. Zhang follows with ground strikes for the finish.

>Aljamain Sterling vs Brian Ortega

Round 1: Sterling pressures immediately. Ortega's movement appears sluggish. Sterling clinches and completes a double-leg takedown within the first minute. Ortega attempts an armbar from guard. Sterling defends, passes to side control, and lands short elbows. Ortega gives up his back during a scramble. Sterling secures a body triangle and attempts a rear-naked choke. Ortega survives the round. 10-8 Sterling due to near-submission and dominance.

Round 2: Ortega's corner attempts recovery. Sterling pressures again. A stiff jab from Sterling visibly hurts Ortega. Sterling clinches and drags Ortega down with a trip. Sterling achieves mount. Ground-and-pound forces Ortega to give up his back. Sterling locks in a rear-naked choke. Ortega taps.

Round by round analysis by DeepSeek V3 :

>Sergei Pavlovich vs Waldo Cortes-Acosta

Round 1: Pavlovich advances immediately behind a piston-like jab. Cortes-Acosta circles away, attempting to counter with leg kicks. A stiff Pavlovich jab snaps Cortes-Acosta's head back. Pavlovich corners him against the fence and unloads a combination of straight rights and left hooks. A right hand lands flush on the temple, dropping Cortes-Acosta. Pavlovich follows with two hammer fists on the ground before the referee intervenes.

>Taiyilake Nueraji vs Kiefer Crosbie

Round 1: Nueraji establishes range with jabs and front kicks. Crosbie pressures forward but eats several straight lefts. Mid-round, Crosbie clinches and presses Nueraji to the cage, attempting two takedowns; both are defended. Nueraji separates with elbows. Nueraji lands a clean left hand that stuns Crosbie momentarily. Clear 10-9 Nueraji based on significant strike volume and damage.

Round 2: Crosbie increases pressure, landing a right hand on entry. Nueraji adjusts, countering with a 1-2 combination that snaps Crosbie's head back. Nueraji begins targeting the body with kicks. Crosbie secures a body lock and completes a takedown at the 2:30 mark. Nueraji actively defends from guard, limiting damage and scrambling back to his feet after 90 seconds of control. The round concludes with a striking exchange favoring Nueraji. 10-9 Nueraji due to higher impact strikes, despite the takedown against.

Round 3: Crosbie's output drops due to accumulated body shots and failed grappling exertion. Nueraji maintains a high pace, doubling up the jab and landing the straight left at will. A left cross from Nueraji connects flush, dropping Crosbie. Nueraji follows with ground-and-pound. Referee intervention occurs.

>>150350140
All finishes damn eurochads we are spoilt rotten this weekend

Round by round analysis by DeepSeek V3 :

>Su Mudaerji vs Kevin Borjas

Round 1: Su establishes range with front kicks and a long jab. Borjas pressures forward, eating several straight left hands. Borjas closes the distance midway through the round, landing a hard right hook to the body. Su responds with a spinning back kick to the body. Borjas continues to press forward, landing a combination against the cage. Su circles out. 10-9 Su based on cleaner, more significant strikes at range.

Round 2: Borjas increases his pressure, successfully closing the distance more frequently. Su's output drops slightly. Borjas lands several hard hooks to the body. A left hand from Su snaps Borjas's head back, but Borjas walks through it and continues pressuring. The round consists of Su landing single shots at range and Borjas landing harder shots in the pocket. 10-9 Borjas due to effective pressure and body work.

Round 3: Both fighters show fatigue. Su's movement is slower, allowing Borjas to trap him against the fence consistently. Borjas unloads with combinations to the head and body. Su attempts a desperate takedown; Borjas defends and separates. With 90 seconds remaining, a Borjas overhand right connects flush, stunning Su. Borjas swarms with punches. The referee intervenes after a series of unanswered shots.

>>150350140
It really is over for the west
Deep > chatgpt

>>150350157
>>150350169

At least both DeepSeek and ChatGPT5 agree that Taiyilake Nueraji wins by TKO.

For the rest, ChatGPT thinks it will all be decision and DeepSeek thinks we'll only have finishes

>>150350070
He swings and engages but doesn't ahve KO power. Hence Pavlovich will win.

>>150350166
Peruvian fighters are punching bags

>>150350140
>all finishes on a ufc card in the current year
Why is AI so fucking retarded

>>150350177
You’re going to be gravely disappointed

>>150350214
I'm going to dab all over you on Saturday morning (you will probably be in bed, having nightmares featuring myself and Pavlovich. See you there.).

When gooby signed those posters half ass I knew he was flushed beyond reproach

khamzat is the mw goat
>>150350237
very sexy woman

>>150350184
I work with developing some atm and they are even more retarded than you can imagine b

It would be very neat if all trannyposters killed themselves in the next 24 hours. No one wants you. No one loves you.

Imagine how much it costs to fly an octagon to china

i would sneak the octagon in side by side and say it's just a fence

>>150350262
retard they're using a chink made one.....OH NO WALKER CANCEL THE BOUT! CANCEL THE BOUT!

>>150350262
What with the tariffs I'm thinking tree fiddy

imagine toguro carrying the octagon into china

>>150349745
I think anyone with a brain would like to see this.

Wooooah, how are all these posts related to combat sports playa!?

Oh dear oh dear, I'm afraid these posts are not about mixed martial arts. These posts are not about combat sports at all I fear...

You can't defend grappling while also being against gay porn being posted in /heem/

So am I supposed to enjoy any content posted here?
I'm not into trannies.....for now

Day n nite,
I toss and turn, keep stress in my mind

Frankly I'd like to see this stop.

I look for peace but see I don't attain.
What, what?
What I need for keeps this silly game we play, play.
Now look at this—what, what?—madness.
The magnet keeps attracting me, me.

>>150350346
You'll do as you're told

I'm not sure how much longer I can keep following them for brehs.

>>150350326
the ironic crossdresser from england who was totally not a tranny lol

Is that feller there really going to town suggen on his own hawlg chin? Dicey dicey!

>>150350393
Roganesque

What if Donald Trump raped a young Sean Strickland during his formative years and that's what made him this way?

My balls stink

Stop with the tranny posting please.
I'm so confused

T City about to shock the world

>>150350405
Don't post assinine bullshit like this please.

>>150350412
The problem is that it's all old stuff. Seen it all before.

In many ways sucking your own dick and cumming in your mouth is perfectly straight

>>150350426
I've heard it both ways.

>>150350424
Are you saying the new stuff would clear my confusion?

>>150350417
You prefer the chicks with dicks getting spammed?

Nobody cares that you're gay in big 2025, time to get a real personality faggot.

Did anyone watch this interview? Only now saw it in my recommendations. No mentions on heem at least when I was here.

>>150350450
Too zesty for me

sheeseburger

>>150350449
Disintegrated that dick sucker!

>>150350450
Fuck no! D.C is a freak

>>150350450
didn't watch but from the few mentions I've seen and youtube shorts it's basically DC saying jon jones is trash

Heemcacas... what the fuck is this? GEEEEG

/box/ won so fucking hard

Watch out for that kid moses itauma, kid will be something one day i'm telling you

the khamzat era...

Betting 5€ according to DeepSeek predictions and I might make 800€+ out of it.

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO

>>150350495
Bud I guarantee you none of these will hit

Road to UFC in just under 2 bongs

it's becoming increasingly clear that the types of individuals that become enamoured with AI are extremely low IQ

Low IQ individuals run MMA

>>150350610
Flag didn't tip you?

>>150350551
It's just 5€ chill out

Literally algerian

I am one of two french flag posters and I'm not algerian

I believe you

Why are there so many clips of jacked taiwanese boys in this thread?

this is the last thing khabitch will see before he gets heem'd

Believing you is not the suursensus

>The tranny porn is still up

/heem/sisters ... we need to get rid of it before the /box/chads see this and make fun of us again

>>150350585
Hole up is it overlapping with ONE Friday Fights

Does the Road to the UFC start in 46 minutes or an hour after that?

https://youtube.com/shorts/3n3eAHRKn00?si=0aqZ0sITxF5CcMF

type shi

>Tell us about your last fight?
>I had a lot of wonderful exper...won...
>I had a lot of wonderful memory in Macau. Because it my first time went to Macau. I can travel there, it's totally different to China mainland where I come from. And I had a chance to meet Mr. Bisping and Miss Laura, and a lot of new friends.

Oh god, shes just so cute. I feel bad though coz she's going to get destroyed. I can only hope it's a quick submission and she quits the UFC.

The thawlt of Shi Ming saying Miss Raura is getting me going

On Earth 4B(an alternate universe) Dricus Du Plessis brutally heemed Khamzat Chimaev. Shades of Moraes v Aljo.

Ayyo Road to the PoohFC is not available on the usual channels

Road to UFC in 5 bings

>>150351256
Can't find any streams

what the fuck happened to Ortega? what killed him on this particular weight cut?

>>150351279
Freesteams might put it up in a bit, same situation for PFL last night

WE'RE LIVE!!!!!!

https://www.viprow.nu/mma/road-to-ufc-s4-episode-5-semifinal-online-stream-1

DONT CLICK THAT

>>150351336
Thanks
basedland

https://streamed.pk/watch/road-to-ufc-season-4-episode-6-2318424/alpha/1 Ching Chong, Chinaman,
Sitting on a rail.
Along came a white man,
And chopped off his tail

Hyped. Will probably miss Shi Ming tho

>>150351373
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

heem bleedy

So her name is literally pronounced "sheeming" and she just so happens to be a female UFC fighter? Sure well I'm a gullible mark so I believe that's her legal name not part of a long series of extremely cheap and increasingly nonsensical athlete names assigned to them by marketing boomers the moment they sign with the UFC. For sure b.

>Winning the stand up
>Go for takedowns for some reason
>Bust your nose and tire yourself out
Stupid.

>>150351475
Man if I ever hurt my opponent on the feet you already know first thing Imma do is shoot a single leg and push them against the cage to force a wrestling exchange. That's how you win fights right there buddy it's called game-plan.

>>150351475
>>150351489
so you're saying if i'm doing something and it's working i should keep doing it?

>>150351489
Attack with a total different style from what you were winning with. Big brained 4d chess.

>>150351080
Forgot link
https://www.ufc.com/video/150326

>>150351505
Hell no, you got a be well rounded and mix your striking and your takedowns. From there it's just a matter of circling outside, feinting, and accumulating low calf kicks and you're on your way to an easy 29-28 decision. Cha-ching!

>>150351545
The problem is he's not well rounded. He was winning the stand up and then he forced it to a realm he's not good at.

If I was Khamzat I wouldn't started throwing hands with Dricus rounds 4/5 fuck all that 10-8 round world record strike differential world record control time world championship, the life changing money, the legacy, and all you ever worked for up to this point man what you really gotta entertain the fans playa!

just slid an ayjamane down the ortega

Is Sterling by Sub a decent bet? I feel like Ortega is one of these goofy jiu jitsu dudes that will have no issue with conceding ground control

>>150351561
You God damn fucking illiterate. I can't even tell what the fuck you were trying to say here.

What a weird ass fight

Fucking hell, Kyle Daucus is fighting

>>150351572
That fight is tomorrow.

Doesn't even look Maori and gets that tat. Sad.

>>150351561
Erm maybe because they literally paid of all of that?

Khawlmzat is inmewno cawlmpromised bubba!

Didnt tau almost beat elijiah smith

talmbout pozzy pozzlets prime pulsating pussy, b?

BRAZZA I HUG EVERYBODY ALLAHU AKBAR

Send your kid to the Dookie Dan Academy for 2 years and forget

>>150351615
It's an absolute peach. Some have said a peaches delight, even.

>>150351336
Looks smelly

send any heemer to pw for 2 year and forget

>>150351572
all ortega has is bjj dude

Send Hooker 2-3 years laser tattoo removal sessions and forget.

This maori shit is so cringe

>>150351657
I don't seem to mind much at all, what's your issue?

>>150351661
You are a bonsh of flaggot I sneer in arrears

>Aaron Toe
>shaped like a toe

Toe might be a flyweight but all he needs is one

kek look at weili reacting in the crowd

>>150351670
Don't talk to me like that finny b, that's disrespectful.

>grow up Maori
>finally discover fire,Internet and the UFC
>find out that you are represented by 2 larping 5 foot white guys
That must suck

>>150351720
not every chinese person is weili wtf is wrong with you

>>150351661
you should get it, don't u have a shit ton of 1/16th native ppl larping as pochahontas?

Talmbout poke a hot ass m i rite guys
>>150351754
Apologies

I'm watching the stream, why do the fighters seem.....weak? Like they suck kind of idk

Nice banger

>>150350495
what a stupid bet... betting only 5bucks too lmao

>>150351853
Thanks bud no homo

>>150351935
you don't know who you're dealin with pal

reiner de nigger

I want to see this Lawrence Lui guy get heemed

>>150351342
Underappreciated.

Brian Ortega shouldn't be fighting tomorrow he looked very fragile

heem'd

HEEEEEM

My guy won

brazza lui

Too many guys from China and Australia.
Get some motherfuckers from Bhutan or Nepal in there.

Another win Commonwealth bros.

Man actually asked if he could swear LOL

Haha, what's Chinese for "blow his load"?

>>150351475
Anyone who does this should be cut from the organisation immediately after the fight. Possibly even during the fight.

There should be hungry tigers there at the cage ready to be released in case one fighter does something i don't like

>>150352065
Appear weak when you are strong, bappa.

>>150352154
poured too much onions sauce

>>150352154
我刚刚射精了

I'm rooting for Szalay on this one

>ref is Goddard

Ok my guy's losin

>>150352240
>Only my good friends are allowed in my jacuzzi, Umar you must leave. Omalley you can stay.

HEEEMMMMM

HEEEEEEEEEEM

kek too EZ ANZAC bros

"Big Heart", huh?

Another win Commonwealth bros.

Are we even sure this bitch is translating right?

I'm rooting for the nip this time. Feels like we finna get a real KO and not a half assed tko

>>150352371
I'm not sure anybody is even watching that crap. I sure as hell ain't gonna.

Mongoliachads... This is our time

>Agulali
Oh this is the brother than heemed that Indian

Agulalibros.......time to lock in

Yellow fever bros.....

Actually I'm not rootin for either of these

>5'4

Ok I'm team BATBAYAR

Heeeem tappy

HEEM TAPPY

>stands up
>gets subbed
Big mistake. He should've stayed down like DDP

Based Mongorian.

The chinese fear the mongols

this mongoloid is dabbing on them chinks

The translator is kinda cute

thats what happens when you disrespect indians

>>150349372
>I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel...

>bet
>my picks lose
>don't bet
>my picks win

Such is my curse

How would you feel if Shi Ming was your doctor?

kek Zhang Mingyang go KO'd by that Ukrainian who faked his record to get into the UFC.

The GOAT has spoken

Would you take the Anger Management classes to reduce your suspension to 4.5 months or would you accept the full 6 months?

Me, Im gonna take 6 months and keep my dignity every time.

>>150352744
You have sex with men.

>>150352754
Good morning spammy-sama

*bows respectfully*

That's it? No more fights?

>>150352744
Your dignity?

>>150352767
*Heems (You)*

Protect yourself at all times playa

>>150352775
Please stop tormenting my sad, pathetic life.

>>150352767
6 more fights after the break

>>150352744
anger magomedov

>>150352787
I'll train harder, come back and take my belt back

>>150352795
When do the good fights start?

>>150352795
How long is the break?

>>150352795
It said stream ended though

>>150352817
The streams never end they just join to rivers and flow out to sea, where the whole cycle repeats over again. Inshallah, Allah-humdullal.

ONE Friday Fights in 22 bings

>>150352805
im trying to find the information, wait

>>150352830
Mashallah brazza, your wisdom is like fresh clear water to the thisrty

Pantoja couldn't survive 2 full rounds against prime Adesanya, he has no answer for the superior striking and TDD of Israel.

>>150352841
Math doesn't lie

Nigger

BrisBANE?

>>150352880
It's for you, they said it's "very urgent"

What's MMA's answer to brian shaw?

>>150352887
Are there big guys there?

>>150352887
Thanks asshole my ISP just threw me in prison

>>150352830
I hate to do this to you buddy..

>>150352890
You have sex with black male to female transsexuals.

Are there fights on right now?

>>150352910
I'm one of those streams, I'll never reach the ocean, never be happy, never be complete.

>>150352918
yes

>>150352914
I stopped doing that I swear.

Where's the stream?

The Chinese citizens of Shanghai are eating good this week when they're getting fights such as Johnny Walker vs Zhang Mingyang and Aljamain Sterling vs Brian Ortega.

When do the good fights start?

>>150352948
ONE is on in 8 minutes

>>150352958
ONE? Not even....... ONEce....

>>150352927
it's tough b

Speaking of streams, Shanghai lies right south of where the Yangtze river meets the east china sea. Which has given the city a very strategic position throughout history.

>>150352927
Well whats the source of the Nile then since all the streams are dead

>>150353016
I learned about Yangtze through Fallout 4 I tremble to admit

Brian Ortega has changed his name to Byron Ortega

>>150353053
more like bygone ortega cause he's gone, bye

>>150352977
It's too tough
>>150353031
idk i'm not a nerd

bro couldn't even open his eyes for the promo?

America is a wild place man. I wonder is Rampage was worried. "Gangbanging" what the hell is that kek

https://youtube.com/shorts/bA-s-Gk9DlE?si=PRV5iNtccdT2Tw6P

Is it true Ortega died and is now a zombie?

>>150353110
*whipcrack*

>>150353124
Want to fight?

Did they sell tickets for this event? Almost a full arena, they did it in the PI last time lmao

>a freestyle ninja
holy based

Why didn't DDP do this?

>>150353169
Well desu if you submit Kadyrov you may get executed.

>>150353138
Fight? No.
>cracks buttcheeks
I want to fart.

>>150352958
Okay so what time tomorrow do the good fights start?

Zatdaddy porked this sub

>>150353169
Zamn when is Daddyrov gonna make his UFC debut?

Khazmat should be tared and feathered for that performance

>>150353206
UFC is on now.

Im fighting demons

Kadyrov vs Joshua Van Dam - Bra and Panties match

Is ONE on?

>>150353288
Yup

>>150352958
Is it mma or has the MT started yet

HNNNNNNG Bahtko on commentary

>>150353288
Yes, Road to UFC is still on too

the fact that all that tranny shit is still up hours later proves that it's a mod doing it. yet they will ban you for calling it out... or ban you for posting something that is barely considered off-topic. also notice how the dirty diaper bussy zatdaddy posting stopped as this tranny posting started... hmm heem is dead and has been for some time

>>150353306
Jannies, get this lunatic conspiracy theorist out of here!

>>150353305
Too much hassle to steal while chatri keeps it simple

>>150353312
https://vipleague.im/mma/road-to-ufc-s4-episode-6-semifinal-streaming
goof

Xie Xie Ne everyone! Im going to watch ONE now

>>150353321
>missing shi ming sheeming
smdh

>>150353313
Shan't I'm about to watch 55kg fishermen batter each other

When is a /heem/ster joinin the UFC?
I want a shoutout

>>150353325
you can see that on both streams

Oh wait my lose petar is fighting okay I'll watch poohfc
>>150353330
La bouche, keep it fermez yeah

>bought his village a tv
Chatri really knows how to find them

Pico getting kwabed was funniest shit out there.. only second to patchy getting his guts mixed by super mario.

>>150353335
I shit on u

McKenzie is no Sanko

>>150353321
Real ones watch both at the same time

>>150353306
most jannies/mods become jannies/mods just so they can ban posters they don't like
they don't actually moderate the site
the tranny posts might even be from a jannie

Of course the chinaman is in the red corner

NEW

When is she minge fighting

HEEM TAPPY

HEEM TAPPY

>>150348369 (OP)
New

>>150353444
>>150353444
>>150353444

>>150348666
how much of a weight bully was 135 Aljo going to a split decision with flyweight midget Cejudo