Thread 150349689

>Friday 22nd August
8pm West Ham United v Chelsea
>Saturday 23rd August
12.30pm Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur
3pm AFC Bournemouth v Wolverhampton Wanderers
3pm Brentford v Aston Villa
3pm Burnley v Sunderland
5.30pm Arsenal v Leeds United
>Sunday 24th August
2pm Crystal Palace v Nottingham Forest
2pm Everton v Brighton & Hove Albion
4.30pm Fulham v Manchester United
>Monday 25th August 2025
8pm Newcastle United v Liverpool

Kek

kek at Jamie OHara meltdown on talksport

Many such cases

>>150349695
this can't be real holy kek

It happened again

I still believe in Levy

not a fan of this meta where the sky six just gut the clubs beneath them in the summer can see wolves getting relegated at this rate

>>150349829
is this a picture from the dead rubber in May against Spuds B when Eze scored 2 of his 8 goals for the season?

>>150349689 (OP)
not so fast

>>150349779
wolves could have easily been relegated last season too

>>150349779
Aside from cunha and ait nouri who have wolves even lost

>>150349900
arteta is a cone placer while ange is a serial winner, big difference.

>>150349748
I love how arsenal fans see spurs the way the rest of england sees arsenal.

North london clubs are just perennial lolcows

good morning gentlemen.

Spurs fans are so rattled right now that you can bully them and they'll automatically think you're an arsenal fan. All the fun with zero blame. The footballing gods always come through.

hope ange comes to toon and brings jgrealz in

Tiny hat wearers fuming

frimmong is being prescribed his asthma inhalers as we speak, it's inhaling time.

>>150349779
been like this for decades anon

>>150350023
>jgrealz
literally the worst fit for angeball imaginable from a fitness perspective which is probably why he'd do it m8

>>150350089
@girlcock is this true?

>>150350191
Nottingham Forest fan Brent Di Cesare*

Most pathetic, cucked fan base in the league

>>150350300
careful lad we don't talk about arsenal here

>>150350300
he's been going at it for the last 12 hours too. AW's lost his mind.

thinking how sharteta lost a few times to pulisball so he replaced all his players with lanklets and told them to play for corners

>>150349779
Haven't you heard? It's the Sky 7 now. Leeds have been openly welcomed into the fold by Sky based on recent refball and favourable kick off times.

>>150350300
I can't believe people are talking about both Spurs AND Arsenal together while talking about the Eze signing. These things cannot be linked at all.

all of this has little if anything to do with Liverpool failing to sign Isak

190 had a busy night then

>>150350421
It feels good to be a LUFChad

>>150350598
It's simply not like him to spend all night seething on 4chan
He's in his mid-40s now so the wife and kids must wonder what's happened to him

>>150350421
based, the irrelevant 13 should fear dirty leeds

>>150350613
based

Arsenal and City competing for rodrygo according to graeme Bailey

>>150350654
I hope it happens the same way as Eze in reverse. He agrees terms with Arsenal and then they drop here we go to City the next day.

kind reminder Spurs best player; Dejan Kuluseski, is a lifelong Arsenal fan

>>150350654
arsenal aren't very smart. this is to be expected when arteta is manager and the club gives him too much power

>>150350665
Arsenal actually have pull unlike spurs so the liklihood of that happening is slim.

>>150350666
lets not pretend he wouldn't be Arsenal's best player too

4CHAN EXCLUSIVE: #NUFC have reached out to Real Madrid to initiate talks around the signing of Vinicius Jr on a 5 year contract

>>150350678
nah mate

>>150350654
I unironically trust RFN over him

Tottenham Hotspur have opened up lines of communication with Lionel Messi's camp to discuss a contract offer

>>150350679
Makes sense. If they're going to be playing Gordon up front they need some LW backup

how many penalties for po palah this season?

why didn't Liverpool have the cognitive ability to sell two attacking players before signing one

>>150350654
we don't want another pajeet with martinelli, this SHAN'T happen.

why did Liverpool sell two attacking players and let another one die without signing any replacements

>>150350721
they signed Hugh Eckert Teacake

https://youtu.be/iydcB3OM6EE
New stat nonce metric “usage rate” just dropped, expect to see this in analysis y gay mongs like James Lawrence Ballcock this season

>>150350724
surely enkytinky went for 20 goals?

Isn't covering their mouth one of the surest signs that someone is lying?

>>150350654
Spurs were still in the race for him yesterday so likely RM decided they couldn't be bothered dealing with Levy.
Or maybe they really are going to re-sign Dele Alli!

El Nottingham Forest se está planteando despedir Nuno Espírito Santo.

Tensiones entre la propiedad y el entrenador portugués, derivadas también de ciertos fichajes durante este mercado.

Eso dijo Nuno a Sky Sports hace una semana: “Estamos muy lejos en términos de plantilla. Los planes que teníamos no salieron. La preparación en cuanto a plantilla no fue la ideal. No sabemos qué plantilla tenemos. Tenemos jugadores trabajando aquí que saben que se van a ir cedidos. Tenemos un gran problema”.

El club inglés ya está evaluando otros entrenadores.

You can do the translation but forest are going to sack nuno, basically

>>150350790
I don't buy it because I can't see why Matteo Moretto would have the scoop

>>150350741
You don't need all those stats to prove that Doku is shit you just need to watch him every game

indy sold out

Mikel Arteta has spent £1 billion since winning the FA cup

For context with that money you could sign a player worth £80 million in every starting position and still have £120 million left over

The way he avoid serious scrutiny needs to be studied

Days since Spurs won their most recent one of these trophies.

Premier league: 23,534
FA Cup: 12,456
League Cup: 6,201
Champions League: Never

Money spent since last League Cup win: £1.3Billion

>>150350859
Instead of spamming this everyday you should summmon up the strength to go outside and go ask him directly about it

>>150350885
This is some major cope AW.

What the hell

https://x.com/danb_1878/status/1958749082723180615?t=HYqyl4CwPMJSAo1Vb0EpSA&s=19

>>150350859
and he got Saka, Shartinelli, Poois-Smelly etc. for free

The last time Tottenham Hotspur won the top division was 1961

Here are some of the top songs from 1961:
"Tossin' and Turnin'": by Bobby Lewis
"I Fall to Pieces": by Patsy Cline
"Runaround Sue": by Dion
"Runaway": by Del Shannon
"Blue Moon": by The Marcels
"Quarter to Three": by Gary U.S. Bonds
"Will You Love Me Tomorrow": by The Shirelles
"Please Mr. Postman": by The Marvelettes
"Stand by Me": by Ben E. King
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)": by The Tokens
"Crazy": by Patsy Cline

>>150350934
dion dimucci is still alive and kicking

why the obsession with an irrelevant side like spurs (who won more trophies than arsenal last season)

>>150350934
Dion meaning Celine Dion? Never heard of any of the other ones

What trophies do Arsenal currently hold?

>>150350888
I can tell youre upset at your dear leader being called out but I've quite literally never posted that before

Don’t know what Tottenham get from lying about Kulusevski’s injury.

They said it was a knock at first. A fucking KNOCK.

He got injured in MAY. If he is out until January like reported, that would mean he’s been out EIGHT months.

>>150350963
gazumped spuds trophy
free kicks against real madrid trophy
5-1 against city trophy

>>150350963
Most humiliating Tifo award

>>150350963
Most Ezes Gazumps 2025
Most Seething Caused 2025

>>150350969
Speaking of, "the biggest protest ever" IS happening
ChatGPT is helping out

>>150350952
It's just funny because they were acting like they're a big club and as if winning the most tinpot of europa league trophies in the competitions history would change their fortunes. Turns out the footballing world still doesn't rate spurs and nobody wants to join them or even do serious business with them.

>>150350969
Spurs best player and lifelong Arsenal fan Kulusevski?

>>150350982
Least mental Yiddo

trust yourself just like arsenal board trusting arteta

>>150350983
ya scared, arselord? ya quiverin' ?

>>150350983
Arsenal fans dont get to look down at the EL to be fair

was AW really up all night arguing and then dumped his spurs folder at 6am? what a strange individual

>>150350989
Process status: TRUSTED

>>150350849
Sold out of all the chicken at his KFC? That’s impressive it must’ve been a busy shift

>>150350995
Nowadays everyone can. The format changed last year to make it easier for big spenders to win because there's no relegation phase from the CL. EL went from being a semi interesting competition to being completely worthless now. UEFA did some good things with the CL but have ruined the EL.

>Eddie Howe: "Me and Alex had conversations towards the end of the season. Yes, I am not going to sit here and deny that. Yes, we had discussions about his future.”
So they've been lying this whole time? Lmao

>>150351022
Embarrassing cope AW. I remember you were trying to brag about West Ham winning the conference league to Spurs fans and now you're trying to pot the Europa league like the loser you are.

Arsenal have won nothing in 5 years. More than a billion spent and they still can't win anything. Loser club, loser mentality.

>>150351041
He was squirming over the lying throughout the conference
Kept scratching his face looking all nervous
The thigh injury was a blatant lie

>>150351022
Arsenal winning the EL would be the biggest European trophy theyve won in your lifetime.

I’m looking forward to the matches this weekend

>>150351015
Notice how its the exact same behaviour as Dave? Almost as if dave doesnt exist and its just a front that a schizophrenic arsenal fan uses to deflect abuse towards United

genuinely cant believe AW is still going
either he goes to bed soon or i could see a heart attack coming from the hours posting and the obviously high blood pressure
go and read the spurs forums again to calm down lad

>>150351047
Who the fuck is AW and you're obviously assuming all anonymous posters are the same because I don't think I've ever posted about west ham on this board, ever. This post aside. Stop shitting up threads with your autistic fantasy characters instead of talking about actual football.

>>150351072
>AW getting mad after having his hypocrisy exposed yet again

>>150351065
What game are you most looking forward to, anon?

>>150351065
Fucking Dave or AW fuck off you cunt

>>150351084
Newcastle/Liverpool tops the list because of the drama. However, I’m looking forward to all of them. Simply love the EPL

>>150351086
Notice how the accusations come out when people don't have any response to the actual on topic posts

AW finna crash after a 12 hour shitposting session

Yesterday Scousemong started seething about Arsenal because he misread an anti-Arsenal post and we're meant to put up with this mental illness for days on end.

Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation

>Diogo Jota Foundation website disappears after raking in £50,000 from public donations
>The website had featured logos for Liverpool FC, Unicef, Allianz and the Portuguese Platform of Development NGOs [non-governmental organisations], but three of them denied working with the foundation when approached by The Telegraph.
>Moreover, the Charity Commission has confirmed to The Telegraph that the foundation never applied to register with them. It is obligatory to register if the charity's income exceeds £5,000 per annum and if is based in England or Wales.

>>150351152
Top kek

>>150351084
Pretty rude of me there, apologies. What match are you most looking forward to?

>>150350790
more chance of me pulling a bird tonight than this happening

>>150351158
Hillsborough had a few of these as well btw

What's the point of monday game when it can be done either on saturday or sunday?

Is it fair to judge arteta yet?

Vicario
Porro - Romero - van de Ven - Spence
Palhinha - Gray
Kudus - Bergvall - Odobert
Richarlison

Richarlison, Solanke and Tel competing for the striker position.
Palhinha, Gray, Bentancur, Sarr, Bergvall rotating through the midfield positions. Maddison and Kulusevski still injured.
Romero, van de Ven, Danco and injured Dragusin for the CBs. Porro, Spence, Udogie, Davies making up the fullback positions.

Spurs really don't have a bad squad at all. Could use that one more creative spark with Maddison and Kulusevski injured, but all in all the squad is in good shape with a lot of flexibility across important positions.

The less intelligent Spurs fans get waaaay too sucked into believing there must be multiple big-name, big-money signings or there's no hope. Tottenham's record with big signings has ranged from mixed to bad. Their best players from the past 15 years have either been academy players (Kane) or players signed on the cheap (Alli, Son). The real meaningful improvement this year will be incumbent on how much improvement can be generated from promising young players like Tel and Gray and Bergvall.

Sometimes missing out on a big signing hurts bad (Willian), but sometimes it's an incredible blessing (Berahino, Schneiderlin, van Gaal as manager, etc). It is silly to overreact to missing out on Eze, he's not even as good as Maddison.

>>150351201
Danso*

>>150351177
Don’t sell yourself short lad.

>>150351187
Scousers will be tired from a long day at work so they're less likely to cause violence

Bryan Gil and Manor Solomon are still Spurs players

>>150351228
Solomon is a wanted man in parts of London because of his pro genocide views. It's obvious spurs only signed him because of his religious background. He's not even a good player.

>>150351211
>Scousers
>Work

Glasner said last night they can't afford to lose Guehi so he's personally asked Steve Parish to keep him
So if you're wondering why Scousers are per usual acting like they're the most affected over what seems to have fuck all to do with them in the Eze deal then that's why (added to the Isak transfer flopping on its arse)

Hate spurs because they killed Ryan Sessegnon's career

>>150351249
Well pointed out, Monday is a bank holiday

>>150351249
Work = stealing cars and breaking into houses

>>150349779
This is what PSR encourages. You know how the Bundes is just Bayern and the rest of the clubs being their feeder clubs or in La Liga where there's Barcelona and Real Madrid and then 18 feeder clubs? This is what the "American" owners want for the PL, but because the PL is stronger there's only 14 feeder clubs.

Rumours linking Manchester United with Angelo #Stiller are wide of the mark.

There are no internal or external discussions, nor any concrete plans regarding a #MUFC move for Stiller before Deadline Day. He will go into this season with VfB Stuttgart. His contract runs until 2028. Top player.

@SkySportDE

>>150351210
im not for sale aha

As it stands, Bryan Gil is getting a Sessegnon's treatment, you just know Odobert is the next in line of these 'young wingers whose careers got derailed because of Spuds' mismanagement of changing manager all the time' phenomenon

>>150351289
Fergie did this for 15 years lad its not a psr thing

>Understand Manchester United are still working on deal to sign Senne Lammens, talks underway.

>Personal terms are almost agreed and Man United are in active talks for the Belgian goalkeeper.
Eh a new GK?

Chelsea are wearing their black third kit tonight
Aren't there rules against kits being camouflage

>>150351158
who the fuck would give money to a foundation named after a man who died recklessly speeding

And all the other coys
Tried to chase me
But 10s my number
So call me Eze

how many goals will gyok score this weekend

>>150351414
Scouse dole-laundering scheme

>>150351425
Hattrick

>>150351425
One disallowed for offside

I miss Mino Raiola bros

Spurs fans piping up about the Europa League and asking why that didn’t matter to Eze?

Sevilla have won that cup 5 times since 2014, do you see people count them amongst the truly big clubs in the world?

Understand your club’s place in the football pyramid

howe saying newcastle are not close to signing anyone makes me think they are
am i just coping

>>150351445
I understand their meltdown all the same, they genuinely thought he was coming (now some of them are lying and saying otherwise but there was a lot of honesty about it immediately after the Ornstein tweet)
But what are they working on now as a replacement

>>150351445
Spurs won a trophy.
Your club hasn't won one for 5 years despite spending over a billion.
Know your place.

>>150351459
They're signing wissa

>>150351459
Well he is a provable liar in press conferences, I'm unsure they get Wissa without selling someone though.

>>150351473
>Well he is a provable liar in press conferences
Low-intelligence scousers like yourself don't have the best way of writing, do you?

>>150351466
And you still got rejected by Eze lmao. The community shield arsenal won a couple years back is more valuable to eze than a europa league kek. Stop humiliating yourself.

>>150351483
AW, no amount of cope on your end will change the fact that Spurs won a trophy, and Arsenal have won nothing for 5 years.
Eberechi Eze is not a trophy.

>t-type proper on 4chan.org-
Deary me he's really having yet another meltdown LOL!

city winning the league anyway so don't know why everyone else is bothering

>>150351494
>Eberechi Eze is not a trophy.
yes he fucking is. i'd much rather have eze than a stupid europa league.

big ange having a moment here

>>150351497
*rapes city 1-0 at the etihad and 4-1 at the emirates*
heh,nothing personnel, bald braud.

>>150351512
>trusting the process in 2025
grim

The best thing about be-ing a gunner,
Is we’ve got Gyokeres to score some little goals

Wo-oh-oah he’s totally crazy
Bags all the ladies
Red shirt, hates topspur
Oh-oh-oh, really go wild
And play Artetas style
Wo-oh-oh

Get in the action
Feel the gunners reaction
Touches his hair,
Does what he dares
Wo-oh-oh

He’s gonna be free yeah, to play the way he feels
Man, I’m glad with got Gyokeres
(DU DUUU DU DU DU DUU DU)

(To the tune of shanaia twains “man, I feel like a woman)

>>150351494
According to chat GPT:

Arsenal: 3 trophies — 2020 FA Cup (v Chelsea), 2020 FA Community Shield (v Liverpool), 2023 FA Community Shield (v Man City).

Tottenham Hotspur: 1 trophy — 2025 UEFA Europa League (v Man United).

Now you can stop arguing.

>>150351512
wait, do retards actually believe eze is a natural wide player?

>>150351556
>Community shield

Hey, Spurs just met you
And this is crazy
Here’s Mikels number
So call him maybe

It’s hard to look right
At you EEEEZE
Here’s mikels number
So call him Eze

Spurs tried to chase you
And that’s just crazy
Here’s mikels number
So call him Eze

>>150351556
>Community Shield

>>150351582
Sorry but chatGPT already addressed this

trannies keep forgetting Arsenal signed Zubimendi

>>150351600
who was terrible against united

>>150351585
Before you came here to play wide we missed you so bad
Want you to know that
We missed you so so bad

Before you came here to play wide we missed you so bad
We missed you so bad
We missed you so so bad

still awake AW? werent you posting like this at 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am,.....

>>150351600
Low-key signing of the season

I still don't get why Palace waited for Arsenal if they weren't paying much more than Spurs, was it purely just the player and agent stalling for a move to Arsenal? Or did the club really want to squeeze a few million more from the deal?

>>150351617
People have been banned for talking about this match (which United won) so be careful

>>150351658
audible kek

>>150351654
The payment is the same as spurs. The structure is supposedly more favourable though. Spurs were offering 55m + addons to bring it up to 67.5m. Arsenal offered 60m + addons to reach the same figure. Levy was also trying to propose a swap deal for richarlison. Overall it was a complete mess by spurs.

>>150351654
it's exactly because the player didn't want spurs. what player would ever want to play for spurs

>>150351360
onana and bayandir are really shit. as long as this guy has arms, and they aren't tiny t-rex arms, he's the automatic starter.

One of the names that Nottingham Forest are considering is Ange Postecoglou, reports @MatteMoretto.

>>150351654
Parish didn't want to deal with Levy.

>>150351686
>Levy was also trying to propose a swap deal for richarlison
this was some last minute "itk" nonsense that was denied it seems unlikely
honestly the whole thing is a lesson in dont take shit randoms on twitter say seriously, even glasner told you straight up dont believe everything you read

>>150351686
It was kind of doomed to fail really, Eze being an Arsenal fan and everything, really just came down to whether Arsenal could be bothered to go for it

>>150351691
There's a video of someone asking him if he's joining spurs and he gave the the most dead facial expression.

>>150351733
https://x.com/illthereal_/status/1958287710369558582?t=2eSnOC_lz9ut-LuFpSJrvg&s=19

imagine if RFN got paid per (You) and you have an idea of what the average ITK and journalist is like giving you hourly updates about transfers

>>150351733
>>150351763
holy shit

>it's the red cartel's fault that we gave shitters like coutinho and dendoncker 120kpw wages
why are villa fans like this?

>>150351597
>Community shield

Dont Arseshit need to sell to afford Eze? Also because of PSR?

Do Arsenal fans know Eze is an AM? He plays the same position as Odegaard.
He is not an LW. He has only ever played there as a stop-gap. You will be bitterly disappointed if you think he's the long-awaited upgrade on Martinelli.

>>150351842
odegaard is also the problem

>>150351822
yeah its considered such a risk financially that if arteta fails to win a trophy he will be gone
could see him being gone by christmas honestly with how theyve played so far on top of the investments

>>150351822
No because the club is very profitable. The most profitable club in PL history in fact.

>>150351842
Do you realise he can play anywhere in the middle or the left? And football isn't that structured anymore. Everyone drifts in an out of position nowadays.

>>150350613
More of a rugby town

>>150351886
AW when you do your reddit spacing we know its you and automatically laugh at the seething freak still going

>>150351886
>Do you realise he can play anywhere in the middle or the left? And football isn't that structured anymore. Everyone drifts in an out of position nowadays.
AW it doesn't work like that. He plays wide left as a stop-gap at best. 95% of his gametime last season was at AM, and all of his goals and assists were when he played centrally.
He is too slow to play out wide, and an outright downgrade on Martinelli.

>w-we didnt even want him anyway
he said in his synagogue

>>150350934
>Runaway": by Del Shannon
Absolute tune

>>150351917
he played on the left though

>>150351924
truth desu

>>150351934
No, he played as an AM.

got to admit having a lolcow like AW seething all day (and night jesus) is at least funnier than the same liversissy posts over and over about isak

*Propels himself across the pitch with maximal limb-flailing intensity

>>150351948
he literally played on the left you blind cunt

>>150351962
No he didn't idiot.

>>150351898
How is that reddit spacing. Who is AW? You people need to stop this thread celebrity shit.

>>150351917
He plays on the left and his contributions have come from the left. But he moves around in the channel. His biggest contribution will be creating chances against low blocks. Something martinelli can't do because he's a pace merchant that needs 40 yards of free space to do anything.

>>150351974
yes he did why are you arguing with heat maps

>>150351949
I dunno. His idea of
>Arteta will loan Isak (no fee) with an obligation to buy for £40m at the end of the season and Newcastle will take it because it's such a great deal for them
was a bizarre one. I wish I had his contact details because I would have sent round a welfare check (not the kind that Scousers get every fortnight btw).

>>150351992
someone favoring cutting in from the left does not mean they are literally left-wingers

>>150352007
You have to play on the left wing to be able to cut in from the left though

AW, why haven't Arsenal won any trophies for 5 years despite spending over £1bil?

>>150352013
This is simply not true.

>>150352007
>playing on the left doesnt mean you play on the left

christ gas yourself

>>150352026
Explain how you can cut in from the left wing of your starting position is not on the left wing

Same handful retards arguing again. Why do any of you bother?

>>150352029
>cutting in from the left is the same as playing left wing
based retard

>>150352036
just want to be here for AWs inevitable seethe induced heart attack

>>150352034
anon are you really this dumb? you know it's possible for players to move into an area on the pitch that isn't reflected by their position on the team sheet

>>150352057
But if I move to the left wing and the left winger comes inside then I’m playing on the left wing

>>150352064
based retard not understanding non-rigid positions

>>150352074
It’s you who doesn’t understand positional play

Who cares. He plays both on the left and through the middle but has a tendency to drift left anyway. He'll fit into the arsenal team very well.

>>150352085
>i-it's you who doesn't understand!

Eze plays on the left of a front 3 but he's not a left winger

>>150352136
Neither is trossard. He's more of an inside left forward traditionally or a centre forward. But in arsenals system he plays on the left although he moves around a lot because arsenal aren't rigid with their attacking positions. Odegaard always drifts out wide right for example.

>>150351822
Since the 22/23 season Arsenal has had higher revenue than Chelsea/Tottenham despite not winning anything

>>150351989
>50% dribble success rate
is that good?

>>150352189
not a relevant stat on its own is it

holy cringe

>>150352172
So who is going to provide the width on that side? Isn't that the reason they're so desperate to sign a LW?

>>150352255
Eze will.

https://theanalyst.com/articles/eberechi-eze-arsenal-transfer-title-winning-squad

>>150352216
It kinda is, revenue can make up for lack of player sales and transfer budget, how else can you explain why Villa and Newcastle can't sign anyone despite being objectively better and getting more European football than Manure over the past few seasons?

>>150352270
But he’s not a left winger he’s a 10 who cuts in from the left

>>150349689 (OP)
those are some tasty fixures this weekend

>>150352254
>no man u
Based

>>150352270
But we've already established that Eze is a player who plays on the left of a front 3 but tends to drift inside. This works at Crystal Palace because they have wingbacks to provide the width

>>150352285
Then he'll cut in from the left at arsenal. I don't see your point.

>>150352333
See >>150352349

Liberace eze will flop that fucking bender

>>150352381
so who's going to be on the left?

You get the sense that Spurs are no longer working on any signings at all

>>150352427
Eze

>>150352349
no he'll be a touchline winger if he's playing on the left

>>150352254
Based

>>150352444
When have you ever seen arsenal play with traditional wingers under arteta? They all cut inside. Sakas contributions are always from cutting in from the right. Arsenal don't play with wide wingers who only serve to cross the ball.

>Newcastle v Liverpool
>Crystal Palace v Nottingham Forest
Will there be blood?

Ah the Jadon Sancho experiment

>>150352440
And he'll cut inside and Arsenal are left with the exact same problem in that they have zero presence on the left side of their attack and no ability to stretch defences. £70m for a glorified Trossard, good business

>>150352254
Good vs evil, very accurate.

We all know arsefam only signed Eze to piss off Spuds. Kinda like United signed old ass Ronaldo because they thought he was signing for shitty.

>>150352538
Arsenal have no problem stretching defences with existing players. It's the creativity against low blocks which has been an issue. Eze is a far more creative player than martinelli or trossard who are finishers more than creators. Gyokeres up front now too.

>>150352254
>chelsea: CWC
>spurs: europa
>city: community shield
>liverpool: premier league
why is arsenal there?

>>150352516
newcastle palace probably not as the issue is with isak primarily who wont play
palace vs forest especially at palace should be entertaining

>>150352647
oops meant newcastle liverpool obviously

>>150352628
Ok got it, Eze receives the ball on the left wing, cuts inside and dribbles past 8 players and scores. Works 50% of the time. Sharteta masterclass

>>150350934
Some bangers in there tbf

>>150352671
I can't tell if you're trolling or legit stupid

>>150352628
Your coping is through the roof AW

>>150350953
Refuse to believe youve never heard of stand by me

>>150350934
Banger year that 1961 was

>Howe finally admitted the club had a gentleman's agreement with Isak to let him leave this summer window
kek the geordies will be SEETHING today

>>150352697
I think I've heard it before. Dunno if it's the same song as what's listed there though.

>>150352687
I'm just confused as to how you think buying an AM who does all his best work when counterattacking and sticking him on the left wing is going to help Arsenal break down low blocks

you know AW is in a bad place when plastic is doing him
go to bed AW its sad how can you be up all night posting this bollocks into the next day

>>150352763
I'm confused as to why you think a left sided player who does his best work off the left, can't play off the left.

>>150352812
He can play off the left, for Crystal Palace or Man United or any team that isn't full of CBs and DMs

Chris Wood is 13 premier league goals away from equaling Drogbas premier league career goals

>>150351540
>>150351540
one (You) for the song, and another (You) for Canadian royalty Shania Twain

>at the end of the day we always win
>i always win things in my second year
Match made in heaven, do it already

>Matt Targett going to Boro on loan
What's he like? I heard he's injury prone

>>150352917
>crash their economy
>take unlimited monies from IMF
>take football trophies
soul

>>150353058
>only 22 league apps for the last 3 seasons
What went wrong

>>150353058
don't think Newcastle can afford to let him go without signing another fullback

>>150352917
Imagine the catering bill when this pair link up.

>>150353107
10 tons of souvlaki down the gullet

>>150353107
>order every appetizer
>eat oysters, drink beers and smoke cigars until they arrive
heavenly

>>150353106
Livramento can cover lb if Hall is out.
That would leave Trippier and Krafth to play rb.

Richest club itw btw

>>150353271
I wonder how much of a problem it is that Newcastle are this predictable

>>150352316
Theyre all standing in Man United's shadow

West Ham will fight relegation

>>150353316
RFN already predicted they'd go down and he's never wrong

>Thomas Frank on Eze choosing Arsenal over Tottenham: “I don’t want any players that don’t want to come to the club & wear this fantastic badge. We don’t want them here.”
Fair play to him. He doesn't want players at the club who have rejected the club emphatically and in a public, humiliating manner. fink thats worthy of praise!

>>150353365
>fantastic badge
isn't though is it

>>150353365
you still browsing the spurs forums for this AW?

So when is Goldbridge streaming the Bundesliga?

>Spurs lmao
>No Arsenal lmao
>United lmao
>No Liverpool lmao
Swear the thread wasn't always like this

Can you lot stop talking about breaking /epl/ news in /epl/?

>>150353377
We won the war so that we wouldn't have to watch German football.
Anyone streaming that shite is a traitor.

you know it's a rentboy because he didn't even put Chelsea in his whingy little list

who do you lads have for the danish second tier title this season?

>>150353375
Let's ask Tyrone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZu2nfdnFFs

>>150353410
For me, it's VSK Anus

>"Our relationship has changed... it's not good."

>Nuno Espirito Santo says the relationship between himself and Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis has changed for the worse.

>>150353377
>Shartesliga
>Kikebridge
Rather shit in my hands and clap than watch that bollocks.

>#mufc haven't entirely ruled out a move for a goalie but wouldn't expect one coming in to be a headline signing. Club still expect Onana to stay (as reported in June) and a 'keeper is not deemed a priority (as reported in May) as main investment was in attack.
Kino

>>150353427
you can tell nuno is a good bloke im sure hes done with that club of scumbags
if you watch the whole interview hes clearly implying hes on his way out

thanks for clearing that up

>>150353482
Shouldnt have bottled it then

Any updates on the Isak to Liverpool situation lads?

>>150353427
WHAT
BUT FOREST SAID THIS WAS A GOOD GUY MOMENT AND STAVROS GARKOS WAS JUST VERY CONCERNED ABOUT A PLAYERS WELLBEING THAT'S WHY NEVILLE WAS BANNED BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING CRAP

Why do Forest fans fiercely swear by defending their owner?

>>150353517
because other clubs just as bad oil money something something
basically cope and lack of morals

>>150353517
Because, like every other football fan, they are massive hypocrits

can't believe you're telling me they don't get on it's very normal for owners to do this, in Greece.

Palace have beef with the weirdest teams. First Brighton, now Forest.

POLICE ON HIGH ALERT THIS SUNDAY

>>150353542
Palace have a right to be angry with Forest.
>n-no-
Do some research, you're not busy. You'll be up and on here until gone 5am.

>>150353565
No they don't. Palace did nothing to them. Seethe on at UEFA

>>150353234
>That would leave Trippier and Krafth to play rb
Exactly

>>150353573
>Palace did nothing to them

>>150353582
It's not easy to sign a good right back these days, Liverpool have shown that

>>150353636
real madrid as well

This is all high level mind games from Nuno btw. Last week he said pre season was shit and they weren’t ready for the prem and then they battered Brentford

I'm with you. I can't see Ange wanting to take over any team without an adequate preseason to instill to his methods/style, or wanting to get in bed with Marinakis' insane main character syndrome. Character and integrity is a huge thing for Ange and Marinakis is the absolute antithesis of that.

They might both be Greek, but that's pretty much where the similarities end. Marinakis' overbearing hand goes against everything Ange loves about the game and his father's values, which is the bedrock of everything he does.

remember to tune in to that's football at 7:30pm tonight to watch bayern munich with mark goldbridge as they begin the season in the bid for another title!

Lightskin ahh save

>check the nottingham forest forums
>they are strongly defending Marinakis and attacking Nuno
strange lot they are.

Johan Elmander.

>>150353696
Look where forest were when he bought the club and look where they are now
Managers come and go

>>150353696
Need screenshots mate
I believe you in pencil but no pen until the screenshots

>>150351445
meanwhile arsenal have won nothing for 5 years

>>150353685
so goldbridge is a direct competitor of the premier league now, for shame

>>150352254
>AVEC

How do you stop them?

>>150353749
Eze is too slow to play LW

>>150353754
he doesn't look slow

>>150353749
This really is a very good side (on paper) but I don't think Eze works there.

>>150353762
He is slow for a winger, ranjesh.

>>150353788
I've never seen him play my apologies

>eze and calafiori occupying the left
that is SLOW

>>150353749
Saka looking fruity if you know what I mean

They pruned our /mug/
Look how they pruned our /mug/!

Chris Wood is 13 premier league goals away from equaling Drogba premier league career goals.

>>150353875
We're seeing it here where football discussion is slowly being banned
It's obviously a janny who's posting it as well, that real incel seethe dripping from every demand 'STOP POSTING ABOUT PREMIER LEAGUE MATCH FROM 18 HOURS AGO!!!' and the like

>>150353911
The jeetnadian is a janny btw

Me girlfriend just left me for a Manc, la....

not even the irish customer but i had the same thoughts about eze when he was just being linked to arsenal, if he's starting then he'd be where odegaard is but that's obviously not happening so it doesn't really make sense

>>150354108
I don't get where he slots into their system either. But I still think he's a great player, just I don't know what they're going for.
Could be an entirely new system we're about to see from them.

>>150353749
I thought phase 6 was last year?

>>150353513
Apparently at this point (according to alfrie from hitc7s) marinakos wasnt the owner of Forest at this point because he'd transferrd it into a holding company so as not to be the owner of 2 teams in european (which is what they complained about with CP) and then he just wound up the holding company and went back to owning forest

four (4) bongs (hours) until kickoff between West Ham and

>talking about games today
cringe

why did eze retire from winning trophies after getting 1.5 in the last year
mental

>Ange Postecoglou emerges as managerial target for Nottingham Forest
>Despite leading Forest to a seventh-place finish last season, Nuno’s long-term future is becoming increasingly shaky following reports of a rift with the club’s hierarchy.

lads?
explain please?

>>150354230
really not interested in gooner sexual fantasies sorry pal

>>150354230
strong quick athletic powerful
and then there's also white guys there

>>150354228
would be jokes but i dont want ange to lose his trophy magic would prefer him to go to some nothing league like MLS just to keep it alive

>>150350989
Wow, they've both spend a billion in 2 days?

>>150354108
Not that Irish anon but that's what I was thinking as well, that Eze was the Odegaard replacement but everyone keeps saying he's the Martinelli replacement and I don't know enough about how how or where he plays to refute them.

>>150354230
Chelsea meanwhile are going for the darks everywhere and now additionally wearing black loooool
Rentboys love it

No Isak for Liverpool in spite of Geordie and Eddie cowardice

>>150354344
Funnily enough I think the team he’d probably slot into best is Man U’s were he would work really well as the left sided 10. I genuinely have no clue how he will work in Areta’s system, he’s not going to hug the touchline and provide width and he isn’t really an inside forward like Saka. We’ll see what happens I suppose

BREAKING: It's been revealed that Alexander Isak was never interested in joining Liverpool, his intention was to push for higher wages at #NUFC #RFNBREAKING

mad how arsenal have spent 1bn and won fuck all and regularly get turned over by serbian tractor mechanics in europe

>>150354388
Maybe they'll be trying new tactics now that they have Gyokeres? Sure didn't look like it in the game against United and you'd think they'd do this in pre-season but know knows.

Liverpool tapped up Isak for a year and a half, turned his head entirely so he couldn't even train, then made a world record bid and still couldn't land the cunt LMFAO!

>>150354492
>world record bid

>>150354255
Don't worry. He will win championship next year

so what did nuno do to the tubby forest owner?

Newcastle are still selling him after the Liverpool game. It's in the best interest of everyone involved.

>>150354630
no one nunos

>>150354637
does anyone old know?

>>150349695
i genuinely can't imagine paying any attention to those people, let alone enough to be able to catch them out like that

>>150350191
one of the zoomer generation's first tangible impacts on the world

Liverpool's manager AND captain are on camera pathetically begging FSG to spend yet more money and sign a striker.
Where is the striker signing? Dreadful window for them.

>LAMMENS TO MAN UNITED DEAL DONE

Some stats
>97th percentile for passing
>98th percentile for shots stopped
>99th percentile for precenting crossed into the box

>>150354633
You’re not going to Liverpool Isak, get your boots on you have to train alone tomorrow.

The Bayern match tonight is also on iPlayer AND Sky Sports along with Mark Goldbridge's YT channel
How desperate must the Bundesliga be for people to watch their league??

How many bongs until footy?

>>150354720
Gone before the end of next week. Guaranteed.

>>150354751
About 2 hours and 40 bings

>>150354730
2.5. just enough time for lunch

>>150354764
Cheers. We’re all rooting for West Ham, right?

>>150354752
Cope

>>150354800
for both to lose

>>150354718
Man United are winning the league

>>150354828
Well they've already won 100% of their matches so they're in contention

>>150354813
Based

i must be the only one who feels quite sympathetic to isak, craig hope has said his camp are mostly frustrated by the lack of ambition, well i feel that way it's the second year in three playing at the highest level of competition and the club has spent the better half of 200m on jacob ramsey and a mediocre winger from forest
it'd explain why it kicked off late in the window too, they were probably giving the benefit of the doubt till it became obvious the club was taking the piss

>>150354913
speaking of people who should have profound knowledge of things, what's your favourite curry place?

>>150355040
I don't purely because Liverpool deserve this. Working out to be the same exact situation as Suarez.
What is John W. Henry smoking over at Anfield?

>>150355123
>Working out to be the same exact situation as Suarez.

not really. Suarez scored 31 goals in 33 games, Isak wont play a minute of football

Which team has had the most impactful transfers this summer?

As in, which team has improved the most because of their transfers.

>>150355178
Man United imo. They went from 15th to trading blows with Arsenal.

>>150355200
certainly weren't any other relegation candidates who've improved nearly as much

>>150355200
>trading blows with Arsenal.
Funny way of saying 'beat Arsenal and took all 3 points' mate

Onana bros..looks like it's over...

>>150355374
Weird, the table doesn’t say manure have any points

>>150355178
City probably. With KDB and Grealish leaving, Rodri being injured, Ederson being left out, they've done really well. Granted, they've only played Wolves but still.

>>150355482
Lying mate. FA ran by dozy slags.

>>150355200
Dont like them but yeah probably this

>>150355529
>This alias was used at the request of his employers during his job as a police officer.
excuse me?

>>150355529
is it region locked or can you watch in germany without a vpn?

I have no idea

Arteta on if getting one more in will complete the squad:

"I don't know because to complete the squad, we have to see the in and the out. It's still a long time in the window."

Yeah rodrygo confirmed then

BREAKING: Everton close to agreement with Southampton for Tyler Dibling. Proposed deal just over £40m + sell-on to #SaintsFC & personals done in principle; all needs finalising. If goes to plan #EFC medical early next week @TheAthleticFC after @ElBobble

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1958950553255293365?t=yPwnHYzXRPs6lyoIx9EbGg&s=19

Thought spurs were going for this guy. Guess he rejected them.

>>150355606
Arteta has spent £1.1 billion at arsenal, does he really need to spend more?

>>150355541
Checked it via some YT region checker and apparently only the UK and Ireland can view it without a VPN

>>150355620
nice reddit spacing as usual AW

>>150355620
aw woke up after talking about spurs all night and dumping his spurs folder at 6am
shocking that this is a real human

>>150355620
>spurs were going for this guy. Guess he rejected them
Let's face it, it's a very fair guess.

>>150355606
>the in and the out

Arsenal.dont sell players though

>>150355606
>>150355620
good morning arse wog did you really have to come back?

>Gittens dropped after 1(one) game

70m flushed down the toilet lmao

>>150355682
also

>>150355724
he's doing the same Amorin did
>Amorin: played mount, mbeumo, cunha
>the one playing bad will be subbed off for Sesko
>Maresca: plays Pedro and Delap
>the one not scoring will be subbed off for Estevao

>>150355731
still hasn't played a full game in the pl after 2 years btw

>>150355762
so 70m wasted then

>may move Cole Palmer out to the left
isn't that the complete opposite of what you want from him?

>>150355802
yeah get rid of that shitter Neto at put him on the right where he belongs

Is Chelsea still chasing xavi simons?

>>150355810
>young english talent
>looks to be very good
>actively work against him
honestly, if I was Keir, i'd be getting involved.

Fair play to Everton for making the Tyler Dibling signing
But fucking hell £42m AND a sell-on clause?

>>150355724
Sanchy is better

>>150355773
They're still probably going to sell him for 55-60m. I don't know how they do it.

>>150355833
for a kid that played for a relegation side
i think these silly sounding transfers are just our money losing value more than anything at this point

>>150350421
Sky can’t decide on a weekly basis if they love leeds or hate them. It’s very odd. I think they like the meme managers and viewing figures but find the club itself a bit disgusting

trans is almost over but we're going out with an impressive one!

put all my life savings on a cheeky west ham win

>>150355845
>I don't know how they do it.

by being part owned by PIF and s money laundering operation

>mudryk exists
oh yeah

>manure signing a white goalkeeper
Not possible

>>150355682
was this the title contending squad that Chelsea customers were hyping up? LOL

Potter used to be the chelsea manager

>>150355802
Jpedz is probably playing on the left

>>150355620
Everton are staying UP!

>20m for Lemmens
I have no idea about this dude and i'm not a moron who will think up an immediate opinion just from statwatching and youtube comps but that means 20m not spend for a CM and seems like Altay will be gone since Laurie said Onana will stay. Kinda sucks. Hope he does well though

>>150355887
The decision makers/behind the scenes people love us because we draw viewers which is why they’ve had a word with Stockley park in terms of giving us our rightful positive refereeing decision modifier
Most of the pundits/football people on TV are ex-Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea though who don’t like us which is why the coverage is mixed

When are Liverpool stumping up for Isak?

>>150356216
why not just make the actual fucking games watchable?

co-streaming is the future, old man

>jewbridge has to watch this snorefest every week
top snek

>>150356242
what do you mean?

PALMER IS KILL

>>150356258
put the actual games on youtube. or am I missing something and hes a real commentator?

>>150355529
bro, where's the footage? it's just Goldbridge doing his watchalong like usual. am i fucking missing something?

>>150356291
its being streamed normally a bunch of places he is just one of a bunch allowed
here for example is just normal commentary no watch along https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDs6cRJM7s

>>150356216
His commentary so far has been fucking dreadful as well, because he’s sponsored he can’t just slag off players and call them shit like he usually does. And he’s having to pretend the shartesliga isn’t a joke league. Someone asked if he’d have one of leipzig’s shit players and he couldn’t just say they’d get raped in the prem.

>>150356291
The games are his YouTube channel and the overlaps. There’s two streams live on his channel one is just the commentary the other is the game with him in a little box blabbering like a retard

>>150356291
i thought that's what was actually happening. he's just doing what he was always doing

>>150356316
except he's not streaming it, da fuck?

>>150356317
>Someone asked if he’d have one of leipzig’s shit players and he couldn’t just say they’d get raped in the prem.

That was Sesko

>>150356334
https://www.youtube.com/live/5vWxLkI6lzE?si=T2Bc3lko1kkrO-t-

>>150356334
go to his channel and click live there is one stream thats just a normal watchalong and one with the actual footage but region locked for the UK

>>150356334
it's on his that'sfootball channel

why did the German link the watchalong then? fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/live/5vWxLkI6lzE

>>150349689 (OP)
Is that Shola Ameobi on the bottom right?

DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ

Isn’t the whole point of a watch along that the commentary isn’t sanitised bollocks? Goldbridge can’t even swear on this or read out “humorous” chatter names. He can’t even be the terrible partridge character he usually does

Injured in the warmup is seen as one of the worst injuries in football
Palmer is out for weeks if not months now

>>150356405
finally a fucking embeddable one of the right stream

>>150356427
it would be cool if literally anyone could stream it

why are the Bundesliga giving it away for free? only way to break the dominance of the PL in the English market?

>chelshit
OHNONONO

hahahahahaha

Chelsea making A LOT of smart people feel awful silly

>>150356513
>KFC mong still pretending his account is run by a team of journalists
Fucking hell

>canadajeet predicted lelshit to be in the league
hahahahahah

>bundesliga has more goals than the prem
feelsbadman

>>150356618
>shartesligas players can’t defend and against the only good team in the entire league
shocker

ruh roh west sham bros

could be that chelsea are not in fact in the title race

LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
that fucking 9-5 twat may be right

Fucking everyone is getting HOWEVER'D

no

>>150356676
disregard this immediately

>>150356676
however

i see the no one can talk to the ref other than the captain rule has gone out of the window in match week 2

uncanny how teams elevate to prime Real Madrid levels when they face Chelsea

Not sure we can talk about them even during an ongoing match. I've tried it lads honestly

get the feeling this is going to be a massive meme season

NEATO NEATO NEATO

just got here what's the score?

>wipe out defender
>no foul

I keep forgetting that Potter used to manage Chelsea. Hell, I keep forgetting that he's managing West Ham. Why is he so forgettable?

mad that eze (27) was more expensive than olise (23). olise is so good

>>150356954
dont mate, arsewog will be crying until 6am again

>>150356954
english tax innit

>Chelshit needing refball vs Wet Spam
Grim club

magically it's fine to talk about the rentboys now, isn't that odd

Relegation battle is looking like it'll be one for the ages this season

it's ogre
west ham are in the relegation fight

If AWB isn't subbed off in the first half, I'd be surprised.

so other than burnley we have
>west ham
>wolves
>sunderland
>leeds
whomst will it be

alri someone get the updated table ready to start next thread

are chelsea better without fraud palmer?

>>150357099
wolves and sunderland I reckon

>>150357099
wolves keep selling their best players and getting no one in
rip wolves

>>150357099
hoping for wolves and west ham just for entertainment
ill take west ham and leeds too

>>150357279
>>150357279
>>150357279

>>150357286
>early
right cunt

>>150357300
early bird gets the worm if you catch my drift ;)

>>150357321
not early anymore ;p

>>150357300
we don't sign our posts here

>>150357577
and yet you could put on a vpn and get called out by a dyslexic