Thread 150353926

Preds Edition

/playoffsbound/

is this the new hockey chat thread?

>>150353926 (OP)
Fucking based thread. We might suck ass but the whole league will know that it's gonna hurt to play the Preds.

>>150354118
Based

>>150353926 (OP)
yay thank you!!!

>>150353926 (OP)
Cole Smith is from the town in Minnesota where everyone started shitting themselves in the 80s

>>150353926 (OP)

May Allah bless chinese canadians and the flames

>During the 2015/16 season the club dropped the Redskins part of the name and following consultation it was decided that the club would be known as Streatham Ice Hockey Club, keeping it simple and staying true to the roots of the club. After a vote among the supporters the club adopted a new nickname of RedHawks.

Why does the woke mob ruin everything?

No one is more perfect than Ashley Messier, cousin of hall of famer Marc Messier, daughter of NHL veteran Joby Messier, future PWHL all-star, queen of /hoc/

my one true love

>>150353926 (OP)
Is it true?

>>150354585
of course ms messier is perfect
she is canadian

i wish i grew up in saskatchewan instead of Boston united states of america. id be in the NHL right now instead of working this comfy corporate job

>>150354565
you think nhl is racist? go ahead, gary, speak a little chinese for 'em

>>150354488
They cannot create. They can only destroy. They're demons anon.

Marchand is officially a Florida man now. Who is he going to shoot first?

>>150354632
blow these peoples' mentalities

>>150354565
>>150354858
the chilly easter evening of 2022

>>150353926 (OP)
Finally, a well deserved Preds edition of /hoc/.

Where can I stream pre-season Q League games?

>>150354726
Alligators. Their meat is decent

>>150354726

a black

>>150354632
The interns are already planning an exhibition game in harbin

thinking about the number 1,223

>>150355057
Thanks for the webm :)

you gon act like hogwheels
you gon get treated like hogwheels

>>150355155
>leading the way

>>150355073
Damn it’s been that long

>>150355174

Elbows Up
Do Regular Salat
Cheer the flames
Name your kid Mohammed

>>150355307
'd 'o

>>150355314
is that a reference to something?

muh handi-capable bovine boogeyman

So, I bought the Flohockey annual subscription, and I'm very pleased, if for no other reason, with the sheer amount of leagues and games available
I get to watch A League and Sweden, along with a bunch of college and juniors, O and QM, and Dub League and the affiliated leagues

>>150355543
buy an ad

>>150355543
cool, I got to a website and don't pay any money

I pay a dozen peasants to reenact hockey games as they are played and I watch them instead of the tv. Theres a slight delay but I don't mind

reminder a team willingly traded away a superstar for a soft french winger and a 4th forward

>>150355570
>a man with money, who actually knows how to use it
rare

>>150355579
reminder that you achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022

>>150355543
Please watch our league and support one of our teams

>>150355601
I am, I already watch Frolunda, you knob

>>150355618
reminder that bud achieved total victory over you on 04/17/2022

>>150355618
Kwab!

>samir chimping on cooldown
something happen?

>>150355666
schizo hour

>>150355666
yeah it's a day ending in y

>>150355618
Ullmark’s former team seems cool

>>150355706
they used to be a whole lot cooler

>Hertl and Marner on the same team
>Defense looking worse
>Prospects are mediocre at best
>Maybe one more great season left in them before another gutting of talent
>Mark Stone looks awful
>Vegastards really think adding Mitch "2 points and a -7 in game 7" Marner will be worth it

>>150355757
A relic of the 90s when Elitserien tried it's very hardest to be exactly like the NHL.
Some highlights:
>HV71 Blue Bulls
>Frölunda Indians
>Luleå Bears
>Malmö Redhawks (Still in use)
>Brynäs Tigers
>Leksand Stars
Probably a few others that I can't remember.

just finished the morning marner

vegas winning that one cup really mindbroke 90% of this genny

>>150355809
>haven't won since
yeah?

>>150355798
Neat

>>150355800
cool new name for those

>>150355809
how so?

>>150355883
And we totally use it, no argument

Got a new job, $37.5/hr

>>150355823
just like my islanders

How much longer do you think teams like the Ducks, Sharks, Red Wings and Senators should get when it comes to their rebuilds? Its been over half a decade and only one team has made the playoffs (Senators losing in 6)

>>150355888
checked

>>150355894
Congrats on the new job!

>>150355894
Servicing who? Any benefits you'd like to brag about?

MUH REGGIES!!!

is frank nazar kike?

>>150356080
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazar_(amulet)

Türk

>"hey, we're hosting the olympics in Italy, we need to sponsor with a serie A team"
>*picks the most mid team in serie a that was a few points from relegation*
NHL and getting in its own way.

>>150356080
Nazar is a Arab name

>>150356114
thats the soccer team from the city that is hosting the game, dingus.

>>150356102
his new contract is kinda suspicious, under 60 games played

>>150356167
but what do i know, haven't seen him play once

>>150356185
awesome. they better be playing 13 months a fucking year or gary is a failure

>>150356180
the trainers and scouts were probably impressed by his benis size

Still waiting on the Jason Robertson trade every retarded "insider" told us would happen.

Oh and nice job saying Rossi "would be traded" when the Mild extend him to a 3x5. Go jack off in a cabin some more, useless fucks

>>150356233
how dare you speak ill of shannon like that

>>150356233
bud jelly that he doesn't get to be a hockey insider kwab

>>150355979
very, very early prediction, but the Reggies win the QM League this year

>>150356265
Anon, you ever realize how full of shit every single hockey insider is?

didn't ask you shoot boomer

JLMI

>>150356320
no because i don't care about speculation. goym such as yourself waste brainpower on pointless thought experiments and rush to fetch links and deliver news to us (your masters). thank you for doing such a good job, goym

Oh, but when I jerk off in a cabin it makes me a "sex offender!"

>>150356225
>blackhawks
checks out

>>150356374
thats one of the most jewish responses ive ever heard

>>150356400
simmer down now, goym. the health insurance we don't offer you doesn't cover bubble related injuries!

Todays my birthday (:

>>150356393
That depends on how many people you tied up to watch you do it, and you consult your attorney

>>150356353
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150356451
Congrats!!
>>150356463
You don't get any fucking cake, Mitch, you ignorant slut

>>150356483
thoughts on your loss to mitch?

>>150356451
gz!

>>150356225
Imagine what shesterkin showed them

>>150356619
what will this mean to the kitties?

>>150356647
full rested tkachuk for spring/summer

>>150356647
They were over the cap and now theyre not.

>>150356393
But that’s an essential summer camp experience!

I'm sure he's legitimately hurt but it definitely feels like NHL teams are taking the load management pill now, looking at some of the obvious paper tiger presidents' trophy winners like the Jets and the Rangers.

>>150356398
They still ask prospects to undress so they can see their development

marner is a #2 option at best

>>150356451
Happy birthday fren! :) what are your goals for this year?

>>150356647
Matty Tkachuk will be back in action by the Olympics

>>150356939
To maybe get a job idk

>The Augusta, GA team that the ECHL is currently opening is partly owned by none other than Tim Motherfucking Tebow
Does Tebow play ice hockey, or is he just a savvy investor?

>>150357196
bud1

Scott Morrow, Taylor Raddysh, Carson Soucy, Urho Vaakanainen, Juuso Parssinen

>>150357196
who?

>>150356451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E739qKwPDHA&t=3s

>>150357281
some old, forgotten college football superstar

>>150354597
meh

theres a guy named brent suter who players on the cincinnati reds i wonder if he has a retarded nephew too

Matthews looks like he's lost weight. He was fat and slow last season so either cancer or he was told to slim down and get his conditioning up.

>>150357484
He had an intense summer training montage

>>150357239
Reminder Shesterkin makes 11.5 million dollars now

thus, bud122something continues

I’ve got a really good post lined up for the next thread

>>150357387
No, but Brent's dad won the NCAA Football Championship back in 1982

>>150357547
cool, can't wait til sunday

>>150357558
>won
reminds me of what bud and mitch did against trb

>>150357584
'rito too

>>150357606
true true, can't forget lil 'rito

>>150357640
why so bubblin'? thinkin' 'bout bud1?

>>150357352
can we just agree that women who play on ECAC teams are way hotter than any other Conference?

>>150357658
they def choose in part on looks. even when choosing captains

>>150357658
>we just agree that
bud won? yes we do kek

7 days until the bud1versary of the bud1 meme

trb spamming logos is his version of clearing the searches on xitter kwarb

>>150357744
you know xhe's pure bubblin' when xhe can't even think of a post so xhe spams logos

>>150357694
>The climate in Stavanger made it difficult to play ice hockey outdoors as the lakes in the area rarely freeze to solid ice in the winters.
Ban hockey teams from areas with no natural ice.

>>150357762
truly a sad state of affairs. but i guess it's to be expected when you've suffered 1223 days of losing to bud, 68 days to mitch, and 10017 to lil 'rito

Wait so marco rossi, a young player with a 60 point season under his belt gets signed for 5 million per season meanwhile chicago and carolina are signing shitters like nazar and blake for 6 million plus, who dont even have 60 game played between them let alone 60 points

mitch made trb his bitch

>>150357678
well, that's a relief

i'd make a joke about wanting to get out quick, but fuck off, 40 years old.

>>150357819
F

>>150357798
indeed. they should have a lingerie league

>>150357819
a solemn F to this lady who i've never heard about until now

>>150357819
F
:(

>>150357819
damn younger than a lot of posters here
F

>>150358017
Well, not in NCAA;
However, once we demonstrate that lady ice hockey can be entertaining, then we can start convincing others that "skin = cash money" and we can redesign the PWHL uniforms and maybe hire some ice dancer girls so the place looks a little more strip club than it does an arena
>the ice dancers in the KHL get stripper poles to grind on =3

>>150357819
sorry only care about 8's and above

>>150358094
remember when you thought playoff goals counted towards a regular season record?

>>150358094
russia is better than the west

just look at this embarrassing display
>>147602010
>>147602070
>>147602105
xhe genuinely thought playoff goals counted towards a regular season and was even arrogant about it. imagine the level of tbi you need to have to be this retarded

the rexall is turning into a mary browns.

>>150356451
happy birthday bro i hope you have a good day. i am having a shitty day since i stayed up too late playing video games drinking beers :)

>>150358237
don't forget his confession >>150190993

>>150358339
What happened to men like that?

>>150358437
too bad he didn't give that confession before he did all this damage control
>>147602242
>>147602345
>>147602294
>>147604637
>>147604743
honestly he lost to himself kwarb

>>150357819
F
this is sad rip

>>150358220
there's a guy in the offspring (band sux desu) called noodles too

>>150356451
may your birthday be as celebrated as mitch's was

>>150358479
They get edgy haircuts and talk about their feelings in the locker room now, and it's disgusting

>>150358479
the best part is the haircut is half the same. they keep the top and cut off the actual worthwhile aspect.

i'll drink tonight unless my post ends in a 2

>>150358598
Been thinking of drink and play vidya tonight but that never works out for me

>>150358538
Gross. Locker rooms are for hazing, not for feelings

>>150358538
Well actually they might be so medicated that they don't have feelings anymore

>>150358662
Yes, the only appropriate emotion for the locker room is shame

>>150358662
yeah, locker rooms are absolutely not for surges of emotion. they are for very well thought out homosexual actions with the boys

>>150358678
You think Crosby takes meds?

>>150358681
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/

>>150358691
(‿!‿)

>>150358679
Like McDavid crying

>>150358723
No, that kind of shame is best left covered up by the League, and normally would be
But we're living in the End Times now, so... yeah, get ready for fun

>>150358745
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?

>>150358678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNs0c5dWock

thus, mitch made trb his bitch

bro's the knight hawks are in the championship game tomorrow make sure to send your eknergy

>>150358745
seriously though why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

>wake up
>take meds
>check /hoc/
>be ashamed of /hoc/
>go get haircut
>drink meds
>smoke meds
>set alarm
>go to sleep

need meds

getting meds

>>150358836
Your sex change is going swimmingly, Terrence
nice tits

>>150358850
>xrb looking to give positive comments to fellow trannies
cmtsu

>he stated with absolute confidence that playoffs count towards regular season records
one of the biggest self inflicted KWABs of the year, nay, of all time

Gary

>>150358848
>the way she's holding the phone
you know she's taken like 20000 pictures of herself

>wake up
>go to /hoc/
>don't actually watch or know anything about hockey
>just post in the general all day because my life is so void of meaning outside of it
>get discharged from the chair force after a failed burrito delivery
>get raped by a weab
>still come to /hoc/ every day because at least it's something
>go to sleep

crazy how trb literally watches porn, spams 4chan, does drugs and drinks like a fish at all moments of the day. xhe is addicted to xim/xer's diminishing dopamine responses

>>150358894
Which is worse that or grease thinking gm and coaches were the same thing

>go check the weather for rain
>black moon! black moon! black moon!
>will YOU be able to see it?
>no you fucker, because it's invisible.
thanks weather network.

>>150358925
at least in grease's case he could have seen lou doing both roles in NJ and thought it was the norm. it's not reasonable to think playoff goals count towards regular season records, especially during a heavily publicized event that was getting talked about 24/7

>xrb called the division between the regular season and playoffs arbitrary
truly grim

You can tell school is out for the weekend

>>150358959
grease also has the excuse of being esl and maybe not knowing how >our leagues work compared to soccer
trb is just a retard

>>150358925
cope grease has a self-admitted 86 iq kek

>>150359029
and he's still less of a retard than you, rapey

Got a couple t shirts and a pint glass today bros.

still dont have an asian gf

>>150359045
how much can the glass hold?

>>150359007
schools out for summer

>he asked how much a 1 pint glass can hold
1 pint or less is my guess

>>150359072
but does it hold the escape from your sorrows?

>>150359045
what kind of shirts?

Just got back from fanexpo

>>150359232
buy any merch?

>>150359007
/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general. there are no students here

>>150359374
im a 35 year old undergrad via the GI bill

>>150359045
show us pics of the shirt?

>>150359386
neat. how's school going? you should rush a frat

>>150359386
are you interning at the burrito delivery store?

>>150359433
its going good. almost done. i go to a really big school full of retards so its easy. (old dominion university). i havent really made any friends but i didnt expect to. i find that the most cringe students are former military so i tend to keep that to myself lol. looking to keep this going as long as possible because i hate working real jobs. go norfolk admirals!

>>150359490
Neat

>>150359510
raped bitch

>>150359528
great post

>>150359528
fantastic post

>>150359490
good luck! try to make friends/connections though

>>150359263
I bought a crochet bomb omb which was pretty neat

>>150359618
that does sound cool

>>150359618
nice, would definitely enjoy.

>>150359618
>Bob Omb

Nylander is talking to you guys here on /hoc/ btw

Hey alex, hows willy doing?

>>150359632
>>150359633
>>150359647
Oh and this lil bender guy

>>150359781
full on blackjack and hooker binge mode

>>150359781
based :3

slowly getting darker earlier now

>>150359860
Summer is nearly over. It's dark by 8 these days

>>150359866
>sunset at 8:09 today
>labour day is next weekend
Where did the summer go...

>>150359688
>that performance by marner wasn't after he mentally checked out
>that marner was fully locked in

And you all like to Marner on Marner when his numbers aren't nearly as Marner as you would have everybody believe.

>>150359618
>>150359781
based

>>150359953
you are completely missing the point

sean paul's temperature just came on shufle at work :)

>>150360024
>working this late on a friday
sucks to suck

>>150360038
its only 445 on the best coast

sean paul and ron paul were the same guy

Stop bangin on the damn durnace

>>150360102
randy's going to need some rock candy after seeing this

cope our canesies are /hoc/'s team

>>150360141
eat cock randy

>>150360141
eat rock candy

michael dal colle is going to belarus

>>150360051
cope, you vancouverites are good at that

>>150360160
>>150360199
yep, it's cope

>>150360205
2 questions:
1) literally who
2) literally where

SDPN comes back in a week and a half bros are you excited?

>>150361011
I hope /hoc/ is dead this season

>>150361142
cope I'm gonna spam canes stuff the moment that the season starts

>>150361198
that could be fun

LMAO I told chatgpt that you guys call taking a shit taking a Marner. It thought that was very funny

wrestlefags killed /hoc/

there are few things that I hate more than people sharing their stories of how they've played with an AI
it's like listening to someone tell me about the little man who lives in the lake and looks just like them and moves when they do
I want to strangle these people

>>150361240
based la primera. she looks confused :)

trb killed /hoc/ actually

>>150361368
>>150361368
>>150361368

>>150361255
a few weeks ago when chatgpt could summarize 4chan threads it would always include marnerposting in the summary

>>150361400
can't get past the jersey, so it's dahlin. love that sumbitch

>>150361255
What do your real friends think of /hoc/

It’s bizarre that in basketball, football, and soccer you can actually rape chicks and still comeback and play but in hockey you can even be falsely accused and still be banished from the nhl.

>>150361547
don't know what you're talking about. carter hart will be playing in no time. do any others really matter?

>>150357819
Jew bitch. She deserved worse than she got, and sooner. They all do. She is down there with her father now. May they wail and gnash together for eternity.

>>150361547
it's because there's waaay more money in those other 3 sports. what's a little rape here and there up against the hundreds of millions the rapists bring in?

>>150361396
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150361547
the NHL used to allow it. Doug Gilmore raped a babbysitter and Scott Steven and Geoff Courtnal raped some slut

>>150359263
I feel like a retard for trying to figure out who the blonde girl is, like the obvious answer is sailor moon but it doesn't really look like her

geek central tonight

wish it was gook central so i could get an asian gf

>>150361748
nope, I gave up. i wanted to say peach, but really don''t know by the style

>>150361748
it's bedard

this thread is up jeet street without a paddle

would a paddle be sufficient on jeet street?

>>150361840
The demon barber of jeet street

bud + 1 = trb

up jeet street with a semi truck

>>150361874
nah. you'd need a shovel

>>150362181
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?

Should I get drunk and play Shenmue or Sleeping Dogs

>>
>>150362208
You should remain sober and read the Bible

>>150362232
bud's victory over you on 04/17/2022 was of biblical proportions

>>150361011
its the middle of summer

I'll try this Sleeping Dogs game until I get to wrunk to play then maybe i'll watch a jackie chan flick (sleeping dogs is based off chinese action movie)

>>150362208
which shenmue

>>150362303
Then you should be drinking some sake

wonder how shannon's been doing after getting a one way trip to suplex city

>>150362332
The 1st one but i have both

>>150362343
I think sake is japanese

>>150362476
1's kino
2 is wannabe action movie and that can be ok but it's missing the charm of the first one
3 is a depressing waste of time

>>150362517
I heard 3 is getting a remake and upgrade. Anyways I've known about these games forever. I heard the first game is pretty chill to play, lots of walk around and look at things in between combat. So i don't want to start it when im drinking.

>>150362498
So maybe you find some Mijiu or something, what am I, you're sommelier?

>>150362871
Im just trying to male some conversation pal what have you even been doing this summer besides getting btfo every 30 seconds

celebrussy.

>>150362517
It's amazing that they got a longshot, one in a billion chance to finish up Shenmue's story but decided to for some reason stick with the seven part idea and made the miracle sequel fucking filler.

>>150362911
Ya i just took my 3rd shot and going for a 2nd smoke and bowl. I dont think sleeping dogs is on the menu tonight.

>>150362911
I'm about to finish a 12 pack of 7% nudes and then stumble down to the liquor store for a mickey

>>150362940
that seems excessive.

>>150362962
It is. I'm a straight up alkie though so I can take it.

>>150363084
just be careful

>>150363380
Thanks fren. I will be.

>>150362880
KWAB trb btfo yet again great post

I wont play for Mario Tremblay ever again

Ya! Im going to taint my legacy and coach the islanders 30 years later.

someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve

But that day is not today

>>150363153
Can't believe they named a dota hero after this guy

>>150359953
And here's how those players do in the playoffs over the same time span

>1.67
>1.23
>1.29
>1.51
>0.93
>0.93
>0.77

>>150363540
bro how can anyone respect a team that doesn't have michkov bro?
michkov will literally lead the flyers to a dynasty bro

I said yep
what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little F L A M E S

mitch - dozens of happy birthday wishes
trb - 0 happy birthday wishes
mitch1

Thanks for the birthday wishes (:

finnanon, was karparts last season in liiga considered a disappointment or are they in some sort of rebuild?

Buckethead's bucket for a head tarnished his legacy

I don't give a shit
I don't know why you think I would

>>150365287
guitar virtuosos are gay

>>150365287
Him being a weirdo tarnished his legacy

>>150365654
It's gay when they only make instrumental solo albums like Steve Vai and Joe Satriani have done for 35 years.

>>150365730
yes sir

>>150365654
>>150365730
I'll trust the experts

can love bloom on the battlefield? more specifically, can love bloom between two hunky hockeyplayers in the middle of a hockeygame? what if the two players were like, you know, fighting eachother, 5 minute penalty waiting for them both, but then they realized their love and kissed intensly on live action camera in front of the entire arena audience and a million TV viewers? is this a possibility? asking for a friend.

Shut the fuck up otacon

>>
Did anyone subscribe to FloHockey last year? Did you think it was worth it?
>When does SHL start

Had to wake up early for mitch

Free Brady from Ottawa. Let him play in the sunbelt where he belongs

Morning marner was very intense but also very satisfying.

>>150361417
can grok summarize 4chan threads and give a manerposting summary?

>>150358822
>be ashamed of /hoc/
Remember when /hoc/ was the pride of /sp/?

>>150361255
Chatgpt can’t think nor does it have a sense of humor

Come back to Sweden Connor ;_;

>>150367590
nah. I assume feeding it 4chan threads helped turn grok 3 into a nazi or whatever.

>>150368005
/hoc/ used to run /sp/ but is washed up now

Mental that people thought this guy >>150368115 was levels better than Celebrini but the exact opposite turned out to be true. The future is bright for the Sharkies

>>150369693
Him and haoxi wang will be lifting the cup by 2030

Dropping my second marner within 2 hours of the first marner

>>150369905
Reminds me of that tragedy

>>150370103
the one on easter 2022?
i thought the victim was only raped once

In need of sips......

Oatmeal tastes so much better warm

Wendy’s or KBBQ tonight lads?

>>150370853
Your gf loves it Wendy's nuts hit her face lmao gottem

>>150368115
>>150369693
Celebrini disnt have to play with taylor hall

#NHLToPlanetRetard

>>150370853
Korean bbq? Seems like a numale thing

Kanata BBQ

im sorry but i kanat attend your bbq hahah

>>150371094
True /hoc/ needs a team to rally behind

Might go get Mexican chicken

>trb is too retarded to cook for himself so he orders slop instead
kwarb

Da Blackhawks

Attention! Attention! May I have your attention please!

Our Sennies :)

>>150356451
Happy birthday!

>trb hates supporting small businesses
kwab

>>150366479
>I'm watching youth and junior games right now
There's no O or Dub league; you have to pay extra for those from CHL tv
But I don't see why I'd bother since this gives me SHL, Q league, college, ECHL, AHL and a bunch of youth hockey to watch when the pros are doing the ASG
> I can pirate the rest if I get bored with what I've already got
still, it's a lot of money to spend all at once

>>150372296
Are gay

lol snes btfo

i wish gare had an instagram account

>>150372513
You say that like its a bad thing

>>150372866
It is

>>150372889
Hockey is for everyone

>>150373129
It's not for me

>>150373290
thats sad. youve got time until the season starts for you to work on that

>>150373444
checked
You're perfect just the way you are, friend

I'm gonna be honest

I can't fucking skate. I went skating for fun a couple of years ago and fell on my ass infront of strangers.

>>150373485
you sound like a cute blonde lady

>>150373129
Except for troons

I'm out of regular coffee and can only find some kureg pods from 4 years ago

>>150373485
I only skated once as a kid

The Red Wings could effectively add $56 million more in salaries at the deadline.
>>150373485
Many such cases.

Sad!

i can't believe im talkin puck with a bunch of cantskate bitches
good grief

>>150372750
gary follows crosby on his finsta

>>150373505
I'm a blonde man and I'm morbidly obese according to BMI which is fucking bullshit (I'm just massive)

>>150373555
I don't even know where to start. I own a pair of skates that I paid 500 bucks for but I never use them

I can skate backwards better than I can forwards. Pretty weird

>>150373580
post cup or fuck off

>>150373616
Maybe you’re just dumb

>>150373644
is /hoc/ now posting jockstraps?

>>150373701
only /hoc/ after hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb1SHuPXTvs

We were raised with a stick and a pair of blades

>>150373701
nah you are

>>150373606
>a pair of skates that I paid 500 bucks for

>>150373606
>500 bucks
did they come with a vial of mats sundin's semen or something?

>>150373773
sorry but I only have a couple of pairs of briefs that I squat in

>>150373778
>>150373799

I bought them from my teams website and it said it was the skates the pros use

>>150373835
I haven't bought skates in years, but they were always ridicously expensive. thats just sad days though

>>150373835
Fascinating; on another matter entirely, it says here in this thing I'm reading that a sucker is born every minute... also fascinating

all i can say is good luck, atl division

this monkey thinks i asked about his briefs

>>150373931
>atl

>>150373835
>>150373873
Fools. Why would you ever need the most expensive skates? It's not as if different skates will improve your skating.
>>150373931
Successful athletes don't work that way. They have strict routines. They don't need any outside motivation.

oof!

Honestly, though, $500 isn't that much money for a set of pro setup skates, especially if it's one of the more popular brands like Bauer or CCM

>>150373931
Lane Hutson is going to have a gostisbehere regression this season

>>150374053
I play beer league on entry level stakes

I got a pro stock stick for the first time this season from my local whl teams extra shit

Looking forward to this year

Gary Bettman

>>150374096
Bill Daly

I got back into drinking coffee and now have a headache

>>150374096
>>150374105

>>150374120
You should drink some more coffee; that'll fix you right up, kid

>>150373931
He didn’t invited because he’s shit

Went to the CNE yesterday and some vendor was selling a signed Gump Worsley jersey. But it was a fanatics brand jersey

Didn’t ask

>>150374147
but the third time's the charm

>>150374147
Not that bad desu. Sunbelt franchise that won zero playoff games in eleven years during an era where the NHL was an extremely boring and shitty product

>>150374058
We're getting a new arena (soontm)

>>150374189
neat

>>150374145
it's too late for coffee

>>150374294
incorrect

shut the fuck up holy shit TRB you post the same fucking gifs every day

See, if we put a third team in Atlanta and it fails, Gary could be persuaded to move this third team to Quebec City to be the new Nords
>which is why I'm still skeptical that he announced the Houston and Atlanta expansions in the first place
>>150374465
Ya gonna cry??? pussy

don’t care

are any other sports worth watching?

What's the offseason sport for hoc? CFL? Tennis?

>>150374531
Blue Jays are currently in 1st place.

>>150374531
hitting the gym and catching up on anime

le reddit image spam

>>150374496
>trb trying to act tough
you weren't so tough when bud raped you on 04/17/2022 kwarb

>>150374245
hes been dead since 2007. How could he sign a recent jersey

the cullen family belongs to the gophers

>>150374690
Fanatic jerseys didn't even exist in 2007, not until 2017

Gary wears a size 10 cup

>>150374793
thats what I'm implying. we're being scammed out here

>>150374826
figures he's hung

>>150374865
Only the eager are getting scammed, and that is their nature
survival of the fittest and stuff, experience is its own reward

Steve Stamkos

>>150374987
is washed up and should have stayed in tampa

>>150374728
Get fucked huskies

oh, the good ol' hockey game

>>150375031
remember when you got fucked by bud on that chilly easter evening?

fraid so

>>150375051
what

i don't like the look of that thing

we don't call those that here now

Vegas is going to win the cup. Gary will pull the strings. The tourist numbers are down and people are going to want to see an exciting team with a good core. Leafs fans will come down to heckle Marner, but the curse will remain

there's not enough abrahamic voodoo in the world for gary's tribe to rig a cup for mitchell "-7 in game 7s " marner

>>150375362
What if Marner gets hurt round 1 game 2? He would have enough regular season games to qualify but wouldnt even be on the bench to bring the team down

>>150375362
Maybe another blood sacrifice

>>150375308
>Vegas is going to win the cup
based the knight hawks play their bingo hall indoor football championship today :)

>an unstoppable gary vs an immovable marner
who wins

>>150375557
/hoc/ does;
We all join hands and jump into a world of fun

are you reeling in the years?

>>150375945
>the things you think are precious I can't understand

>>150374225
It's one of the biggest cities in your country. Percentage-wise, 13k out of 5 million is completely shit.

In comparison, the Winnipeg Jets have 2.5% of their population going to NHL games. The Atlanta Thrashers had 0,26 %.

>>150375308
vegas sucks and has no depth, retard

>>150376227
fine speech but we don't sign our posts here

>>150376323
faggot

>>150376032
We will replace the Atlanta ice hockey team with an expansion, and to seal the deal, we will name them the Georgia Bulldogs
>then, Georgia will FIGHT Gary if he wants to relocate them, he will need a fucking army

why dont hockey players use these instead?

>please answer my query, saar!!!
because shut up

>>150376437
hockey players are chimps about equipment. gary basically had to beg the union to make them wear neck guards
>here, wear this so you don't die
>no thanks

>>150376513
aren't chimps the reason they have to wear neck guards to begin with?

>>150376536
they are indeed. committing manslaughter is okay though

>>150375308
What defenceman do they trade for at the deadline to make their defense not shit?

>>150376812
they'll decapitate Mark Stone and place him on IR again as usual

>>150376870
Ok but what defenceman fixes their D corps?

>>150376935
quinn hughes

Bradley Kevin "Brad" Marchand, född 11 maj 1988 i Halifax i Nova Scotia, är en kanadensisk professionell ishockeyforward som spelar för Florida Panthers i NHL.[1]

>>150376840
another good logo ruined by DEI

i still call it the metro centre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25XB4w1mVls

any updates on shannons slampig?

>>150377139
neat, here, have a nostalgia bomb

>>150377179
jody shelley was my hero when i was a young boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnMyrk0g68A

>>150377161
what happened to her, bbc overdose? haha
pens fan btw

>>150377327
Grim

just like my islanders

>>150377327
>PK Bitch
Who's the people behind this account? I want their names and addresses so I can strangle them in their fucking sleep.

>>150377429
real tough talk for a paperboy lmao

>>150377327
Now do the Utah Mammoth

>>150377477
new

>>150377090
>old logo moose look like he's about to kill you
>new logo moose look like he's just made an argument on r*ddit to why God doesn't exist