Thread 150355832

Contract fights and shit.
Giant Jet built by Seahawks Owner before he died.

>>150355832 (OP)
>I’ve got an idea, what if instead of one jet, we have two jets, but they’re stuck together as one jet?
Brilliant

>>150355832 (OP)
>does NOT sanction your buffoonery

49s traded for brian robinson

wions

>>150355856
Commanders are waving the white flag this season

>>150355849
He was the guy who invented Windows 3.1 the OS that our Air Traffic Controllers still use to this day. He knows a lot about aviation.

We are going to have an above average season. I can feel it.

keep feeding him

>>150355854
I thought this guy was kind of a scrawny nerd, but he’s pretty built. Probably standing next to Campbell and other pros for so long gave that perception.

>>150355874
i still don't understand this
is it pro or anti viqueer?

>>150355879
dan campbell is a big dude

>>150355881
god bless americx

>>150355875
Jameis must play. If he’s in the league, he has a minimum 3 game and maximum 5 game start requirement from fans.

Many have asked this question

>xhe's now shamelessly plugging xher twitter
grim

>>150355895
for u

>Jalen Milroe STARTING against Packers

Just a taste of what's to come

no injuries today please

>>150355951
y u post nigger annihilation videos

>>150355915
Nope. Hall of very good. I want legendary players only in the hall. I’d be interested in hearing your rationale for him being in.

>>150355961
We need to work on breeding miniature bears that stay cub sized or even smaller.

>>150355990
dogs are too slavish and cats are too boring

>>150355961
except for Taylor's BF getting bootyblasted

>>150355872
Second in the division the niners aren't doing shit. Potential first if stafford misses the 1st half of the season.

If stafford misses time and comes back in the second half it's cause the rams are winning the owl

>>150356003
dogs squat and drink vodka? XD

She peaked in azkaban

Bigger raccoons and smaller bears need to replace cats and dogs

>>150356003
I’ve heard from people that outside of the obvious physical dangers of keeping bears that a big reason for not doing it is that they are simply not very intelligent. They have goldfish attention spans.

>>150356030
Just put tiktok on the TV for them

>>150356022
I don’t want an animal in my house with opposable thumbs.

who you got for sack leader

>>150356003
Some Cats are fiercely independent and some dogs can be real leaders. You just gotta pick the right ones for you. Some people just want a cat who sits around like garfield and likes getting pets. Frankly my parents have always had at least one loose cannon cat who runs outside all the time, comes in at their own request and gets combative if you pet them or pick them up when they don't want it.
This guy they have now apparently runs into a church and shit. One guy I grew up with once got out of his cat cage after a vet appointment, ran away, climbed a tree and took 3 hours of pleading to come down. A cat before I was born jumped between apartment buildings and missed
F.

>>150356061
Caleb Williams

There are a lot of Catgirls in NYC right now.

>>150356063
Everyone always talks about the coach in the league they would least like to fight. What about Mike McDaniel? Is there any coach in the league that he could beat in a fight? I don’t think he could even take 72 year old Pete Carroll.

Guess whos going to Brazil watch the Chiefs?

>>150356085
>Is there any coach in the league that he could beat in a fight?
Kyle Shanahan. Maybe

Only 1 (one, uno) team has won in Brazil

>>150356097
A bunch of brown people

>>150356061
Hutch

>>150356126
they're already in Brazil...

>>150356097
Marsha and Terry Collins of Lincoln, Nebraska?

>>150356107
are you rooting for a tie?

>>150356104
I agree that he isn’t physically intimidating, but he also seems like he can be very mean. It wouldn’t shock me to hear he trucked someone with a skateboard deck when he was younger.

>>150356126
>>150356137
No it's a 5'11 cat lady from Pennsylvania

>>150356085
Andy Reid. Dude is a fucking obese old faggot. One swift kick to the side of his knee and he'd keel over like a sack of shit

>>150356157
Ellen Myers of Harrisburg?

>>150356163
Reid would bootyblast McDaniels

>>150356163
holy based

>>150356163
Andy Reid is tough as fuck his sons are hardcore criminals

>>150355854
Need the gif of him yelling

>>150356183
Andy just knows Rivers can lay the pipe, and he wanted a small taste on the bussy.

>>150356189
That means he was a shit father

>>150355875
>Lord Jesus Christ in heaven, my heavenly Savior, please deliver me from these pick sixes

>>150356210
this is the most a .jpg ever looked like a .gif ever

>>150356107
Get rid of those candy rings

I watched Jerry Jones' interview with Stephen A. Jerry talks about the Cowboys being shit like it's his personal struggle in life to endure and not something he's causing and can just hand off to someone else.

>>150356107
This game was the downfall of Jordan Love

He rushed a return after injury and started doing too much every game completely derailed his season

>>150356239
Jordan Love was hurt the entire season and still led his team to the playoffs.

>>150356261
Packers were doing fine with their qb 2 (some black guy i forgot his name) i think thats why Love came back trying hard and throwing the ball like a mad man

>watching highlights
>Demaryius Thomas one hand ridiculous catch pops up

Makes me sad every time :(

>>150356210
>Narrator: He would not deliver him.

>>150356338
>(some black guy i forgot his name)
Malik Willis?

My hero

it's over...

>>150356347
I always thought that DT and his brother were both extremely overrated

>>150356338
Malik Willis was fine for a couple games against shitty teams. They wouldn't have won 11 games without Jordan Love there for most of the season.

>>150356364
Yep

>>150356338
Malik Willis is pretty based, just not quite good enough to be a starter

>>150356389
Well one of them has an Owl ring so there's that

>>150356403
Dont get me wrong im a Jordan Love enjoyer im just pointing out that the week 1 injury mentally fucked him

I hope he continues to rocket the ball but in a more intelligent way

>>150356189
>>150356205
I'd like to know the whereabouts of his son (the one that got sloshed at the team facility and then went for a joyride and ran over a kid, not the one that OD'd at training camp and fucking died obviously) when the shot was fired at his office

Broncos taking a delay of game for DT and the Lions declining the penalty a while back was cute

>>150356352
lmfao why you would even attempt that pass? just take the safety

Jerry told Stephen A that he's doing medical trials not available to the public for his health. This guy is going to live forever.

Speaking of sad things that happened in the NFL, this picture always kills me

>>150356584
imagine if instead of those female cheerleaders in the background, it was Louie bringing the heat

>>150356658
GO LOUIE
GO LOUIE

>>150356732
>>150356658
I thought the Midwest was supposed to be cool and manly

>>150356658
>>150356732
>trannysotans line their jewish owner's pockets to witness this shit in person
name a more cucked team, you can't

>>150356083
there's a furry convention in Philadelphia this weekend

>>150356658
>>150356732
im already tired of seeing this faggot in every thread. vikings fans are gonna have to see him every damn game lol

>>150356774
They're like Arabs. They market themselves as Linemen and Hardcore bands, but in reality they've got the craziest looking homos.
Like out on the coast there's a few crazy gay people and transsexuals, but they tend to dress fairly normal and display themselves fairly plainly. In the midwest, you see their pride parades and gay bars and it's like Every Night is a Rocky Horror/John Waters night.

>>150356584
It visually reminds of the old YA Tittle photo

He knows ball

>>150356800
This guy looks like a stereotype

>>150356732
>/nfl/ spends the summer bussy posting
>gay kiwi now upset we'll get actual bussy

>>150356812
I remember when he was supposed to take over after Donovan McNabb. That didn't work out.

>>150357145
Why do you have this saved to your hard drive? That's pretty gay

>>150356931
Visually yeah, but Tittle's wife didn't have a miscarriage like a day before getting that TD

Man superflex makes QBs go so fast. Which team you taking?

>>150357172
Everyone cares about your fantasy team

>>150357172
depends on the scoring system

How do I become a knower of ball?

My friends asked me to join their fantasy league
I've never done fantasy before
We draft in 4 hours
What do I do?

>>150357194
PPR
>>150357189
I'm been told different actually

>>150357197
Like the game itself or the history?

>>150357211
autodraft and play along as best you can so you participate in a group activity adequately without putting in any real effort

>>150357197
Play fantasy football to learn players and get the new Madden to understand plays

>>150357211
just b urself bro

>>150357172
No one cares about your fantasy team

>>150357229
Idk is there a curriculum?

>>150357211
just be yourself

>>150357197
Say something like Chase Brown is good

>>150357218
team 5 then

>>150357211
Draft a RB first, then draft a QB, then a good TE if you don't see a receiver worth a damn

>>150357211
The draft doesn't matter, just stay active on the waiver wire when players get injured and you'll win the league.

>>150357211
Ask chatgpt

>>150357252
Tell that to >>150357189

>>150357269
Nice that's me

>>150357257
I learned by watching. Or I guess you could play the video games. I didn't understand football much until watching 3 games a day with my dad since living at home since Covid

Only one more week until real football bros

>>150357450
uh... anon, there's a week break after the preseason

>>150357197
>How do I become a knower of ball?
its all numbers
recognize the patterns
the less time you spend listening to ESPN the better off you'll be able to figure the game out

>>150357197
Learn how to watch the things besides just the ball. O-line vs D-Line play, corners vs receivers.

>>150355832 (OP)
>having to build a special garage to house your plane because it had to be some stupid special snowflake plane
What a waste of money

>>150357578
You know whats really a waste of money? A fucking boat never own one

>>150357647
I'd like to own a small fishing boat one day, does that count?

>>150357647
This. My dad bought a jet-ski and it kinda sucks. being the friend of a guy with a boat is great, owning one blows. It's so much maintenance and work

My team now finally has all the pieces it needs to go all the way, can you say the same?

>>150357740
>my team

>>150357647
My neighbor once told me that boat just means “bout another thousand”. She’s always bitching about the maintenance costs

>>150357672
>I'd like to own a small fishing boat one day, does that count?
storing, hauling, fuel, ramping.....
then figure out how much you're actually going to be on the water....its never worth it

i've gotten close to buying so many times

>>150357672
You can just buy a kayak bro its cheap as hell and you can bring to your garage. Stay out of anything that requires mainentance

>>150357769
Just think about the docking/marine monthly fee, the gas, registry, license and maintenance

Its one of the worst things to inherit

>>150357755
You don't know whether or not George Lucas' wife posts here about the Broncos

>>150355868
I don't think designing air traffic controller os would have anything to do with designing an actual plane, much less a giant double plane

>impressive
>daring
>#1 QB in the league
>future HoFer

>disgusting
>bust
>trade him

>>150356068
I adopted a feral cat growing up which led to many interesting stories, but one is we tried to use an animal trap to catch him, and we caught every cat in the neighborhood except him. One time our neighbors cat was meowing inside of it and he was just laying on top of the cage. mother fucker was just too damn smart

>>150358122
joe bussy at least has the dawg in him to take the hit instead of pussywalk out of bounds

>>150358199
When will that "little rascal" "Michael" Parsons sign his deal? He made a handshake deal, he should honor it. He needs to pull out a nickel, put it in the phone booth, and give Jerreh a call and apologize.

>>150358234
>He made a handshake deal, he should honor it.
this but unironically

Can somebody redpill me on the Shedeur Sanders conspiracies? What is the deal with this contingent of retarded niggers on twitter I keep seeing?

first year playing fantasy, somehow landed first pick in the draft. who do I go with, Chase?

>>150358252
>What is the deal with this contingent of retarded niggers on twitter I keep seeing?
that's just twitter anon

>>150358234
Trust the plan

What RBs should I prioritize in fantasy? About to do a mock draft.

>>150358256
Yep. Everyone else has question marks

>>150358256
Get Saquon or Jahmyr Gibbs. Get a productive RB first.

>>150358266
Chase Brown, James Cook, the guy on the packers

>>150358282
Have you ever seen someone stoned or beheaded? Do you keep migrant workers hostage?

>>150358266
And of course JOE MIXON

Make a /ffg/ thread and fuck off to it

When is the /nfl/ draft? Do we even have a league

>>150358303
joe mixon has a fucked up foot, avoid at all costs

>>150358311
Fantasy threads are dead, we will post in here. Get over it.

>>150358301
Brother i live in Dubai marina the only people i see are british (deanos), slavs and indians (delivery drivers)

>>150355915
>he pays for xitter
good goy

>>150358311
no u

>>150358322
Not my goat.....

>>150358266
take CMC trust me bro he's not going to get injured this season

>>150358340
Are you actually a practicing Muslim? Do you believe in Allah?

>>150358111
Joey's been playing too much Super Mario and not keeping his game up

>>150358266
I'd draft Kenneth Walker if you can in the later rounds, he might end up being a sleeper pick

>>150358266
We have /bet/ in the catalog you know

>>150358313
I draft /fit/ first

>>150358266
saquon
henry
bijan
gibbs
jeanty

>>150358111
its okay to give up on a play sometimes.

>>150358368
I believe and respect certain traditions out of respect for my mother but we are not a religious traditional family, my father is white and my mother lived in the UK for a long ass time

>>150358402
I don't bet on fantasy at all. I just do it for fun.

I hate this subhuman coconut motherfucker like you wouldn't believe.

>>150358463
He's not subhuman, he's just absolutely brain damaged from taking like 4 concussions

>>150358471
>He's not subhuman
All coconuts are. What is this revisionist history. Browns are subhumans anon. You're not... brown are you?

>>150358471
Also its way more than 4 those are just the "official" ones. More than once he was and he still played. No protocol.

>>150358500
People should unironically be fired for making Tua play while injured because that's the kind of shit that makes people freak out and then the NFL overreacts by banning mundane and normal hits

>>150358488
Hate is winning in this thread.

>>150358500
I remember when they claimed that this was a "back injury"

>>150358521
Chris Grier and McDaniel should be fired for enabling him for half a decade now and giving him *53 million a year* in this state. He wasn't deserving of 1 million unless it was an insurance payout for his brain being broken.
Tua is in his 6th year in the nfl. He has done nothing of merit, he has completed *1* season (technically).
>>150358527
My love of the dolphins is why I hate subhumans like Tua so much.
>>150358535
I 100% believe his dad might have blown his back out at least once raping Tua. He certainly mindraped the kid enough to be a pussy bitchmade faggot as an adult who throws left handed because daddy wants him to (he's right handed in everything else).

Mahomes is about to expose the eagles for being absolute frauds that only won against a chiefs team without weapons. It's gonna shock a lot of people and immediately stress eagles and whatever other shit teams fans out.
My prediction is still the same.

>>150358527
Stoolers will never win another owl in your lifetime

>>150358572
Mahomes is more likely to expose his bussy to the chiefs.
You are physically and mentally incapable of making a prediction.

>>150358471
bro he probably took 4 from his dad before even hitting college

>>150358585
100% got an early concussion being beaten by his fat faggot dad when he was a little faggot coconut. No one looks like that willingly come on now. That is obvious brain damage.

>>150358595
Could you at least post a trigger warning when your video starts with an ugly bug and then cuts to an ugly moon cricket? Good lord I know this is /nfl/ so most webms and mp4s will be ugly but holy shit anon that was just a flashbang of ugly.

>>150358581
why not talk about your own team instead of ripping on mine? Oh wait it's because it's probably shit

>>150358607
Thou doth protest too much.

>>150358606
kys

>>150358606
Post face, post weight, post height, post dick size, post income, post house, post car, post deck, post yacht

>>150358521
>eople should unironically be fired for making Tua play while injured
Why can't Tua pull himself from the games?

kek trannies got mad real fast, shocking

>>150358595
ryan clark has some of the worst takes, he's cris carter tier.

>>150358627
He's not allowed, his dad will beat him to his final concussion. Not them but 100% know he's being "forced" to play for family at this point. Otherwise I would've left the fucking league after that first year at 53m cleared. Holy shit.
McDaniel should pull him just for throwing with the wrong arm. That is a clear sign of mental degradation.

>>150358632
Most of his opinions seem pretty milquetoast to me

>>150355832 (OP)
double the fun

>>150358574
How did you know I was a Steelers fan?

>>150356097
*to watch the Chiefs LOSE

>>150358639
>his dad will beat him to his final concussion
I hope Tua doesn't still let his dad bully him. I would have chained him up in a basement and kept a plate of food just out of his reach if I were him.

Can't wait to get drunk and watch some football in a couple hours

Does Tommy Cutlets know the implications of wearing a shirt like this? Why are Sicilians all white supremacists?

>>150356658
Let’s go niners

>>150358622
>post deck

>>150358649
Anon... Again, HE THROWS LEFT HANDED BECAUSE OF HIS FATHER WANTING HIM TO, THAT IS IT. He is RIGHT HANDED in everything else (including sports like golf)
He's a beaten down subhuman brown retard. When you let your father work you over like that into your adult life you never will have the mental fortitude required to do something like be an NFL QB, even if Tua was capable (he's not) he'll never be the guy simply because of his daddy.
The only hope for better play at this point would be to hire his dad as a coach to stand on the sidelines and maybe scare him into better play but that will just end with more concussions not less.

>>150358659
Ahhh don't let the normalfags know about Moonman

>>150358663
At least it makes sense at a california team. I still have no idea how one made it on the panthers. Blacks are getting too zesty.

which network should acquire joy taylor for NFL coverage since FOX sports dropped her? I was thinking amazon or nbc

>>150358659
>>150358669
niggers reclaimed moon man sorry whitebros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIf6FUYo5UU

>>150358683
She should cash out on onlyfans

>>150358683
Whatever brownoid news station el salvador's prisons have. DEPORT.

>>150358266
idk kys lol

>>150358702
think she makes a mil in a day. but me (the only fans jew ceo) takes about 40%

>>150358644
It might have something to do with the fact that you've posted that picture 100 times before

>>150358659
It's okay, he's Italian.

>>150356132
"people"

>>150358683
barstool and she has to whore it out

>>150358627
Players are stupid, management exists to make and take the blame for decisions like that. The coaches should be mandated to take Tua off the field for player safety

>>150358741
>Players are stupid
Add 8-9 concussions in high school and college that were ignored and they are downright university professor tier.

>>150355849
>more than one fuselage

Overplaning

>>150358683
Brazzers.

>>150358521
Part of me secretly wonders if the Fins were lowkey hoping Tua took the one big final hit and was just forced into retirement. It would solve the contract problem more or less instantly and free up a massive amount of cap space.

>>150358683
naughty america should throw their hat in the bid. she'd get great coverage there.

>>150358683
National Geographic

>Vikings want Thielen back
The Panthers arent dumb enough to trade him right?
They'd get like a useless 6th round pick

>>150358823
kek

>>150358823
lel

>>150358833
no no it makes sense.

>>150358858
I think he quit recently lmao

>>150358858
She just quit :(

>>150358873
>>150358882
kek

>>150358858
this post gave me chills

>>150358873
>>150358882

>>150358594
>play Little League baseball for a couple years
>know how to slide
>don't die
serves the one sport athlete right

>>150358622
My deck has the stain faded from setting cat pans with piss on the underside out to dry

we made the KRAFT AND CHEESE meme a reality
gonna be a big year pack bros

>people are mostly nice
>50% tripfags
>lots of inside jokes
>people spam the same shit for weeks
Wait a minute. This is just a discord server for people who say they hate social media.

Is Brian Robinson good?

>>150359100
you must've missed the shit flinging a couple threads ago

>>150359111
meh. he's ok.

>>150359116
Possibly. I was banned

>>150359131
based rascal

>>150359111
A 6th round pick is accurate market value. Make of that what you will

No one noticed these humongous tits at the raiders-49ers game last week?! https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1755532822188103.jpg

>>150359111
He's decent, but he's good enough to start when CMC inevitably gets hurt from playing 50 snaps a game. More RB depth is never a bad thing either, especially considering how the niners just straight up ran out of RBs to play towards the end of the season.

>>150359264
You're making it seem like shanahan doesn't know how to use his players I'm discarding your stupid opinion

>>150359243
Temujin looks like THAT!?

>>150359294
They would be up by 20 in garbage time and CMC would still be on the field.

>>150359294
Trannyhan is a Super Bowlless loser

>>150359379
still has 2 rings tho

>>150359384
3*

>>150355832 (OP)
Jet

How long til russell wilson gets benched? 8 weeks?

>>150359469
Sub 5

>>150359469
When's their bye? If they aren't second in the division then he'll be benched when they get back

It's funny how y'all are even doubting Jayden Daniels....He is not some ordinary NFL quarterback. If these NFL defenses think they have a way to stop him. Jayden will out smart these defensive coordinators and counter their defensive scheme. ..Jayden is not just a athletic elite passer. His IQ of the game is his super human ability.

>1 read meme scheme
ngmi

>>150359573
He's the best QB in the NFCE, even if that's not saying a lot

>>150359542
They have a late bye. Week 6-9 is a brutal stretch. Some changes might get made then. Or if they can't manage to beat the Saints someone is getting thrown to the wolves.

>>150359586
>week 14 bye
Damn, yeah he'll be benched by week 9 or 10 unless he plays like he did 8 years ago

>>150359589
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>>150359613
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>>150359589
couldnt deuce just chuck it for an incomplete pass

>>150358234
>just switch spots with Trey Henderson
Solved

>>150359469
He's gonna be "so back" for the first half of the season then they'll start dart midway

>>150359644
That's probably what he thought he was doing. Saints were the second biggest joke in football at the time, next to the Bucs.
Then, both had an owl in the next 10 years.

>>150359658
Hendrickson is a Commander in waiting

>>150355875
Zesty as fuck

>>150359644
Yeah, that's what I want, my RB trying to throw the ball 25 yards to get it past the LoS without it getting picked

>>150359658
>Henderson
dumb leaf

>>150359680>>150359644

oops, thought you said brooks. My bad lmao

>Syd Brown, Adoree Jackson, Jihaad Campbell not playing tonight
Well, there's your week 1 starters. Though I'm pretty sure Mukuba will take Brown's spot once he's had more time healthy and impresses Fangio.

>>150359748
>Tanner McKino not starting
uh fug

>>150359644
Deuce trying to throw it past the LOS would be just making a ridiculously bad play even worse lol

>>150359791
yeah but think of the memes

I still use Streameast because it works on my machine.

>>150359804
fair enough

>>150359748
dak is going to spam the fuck out of jackson all game, and he's going to have the fakest statline you've ever seen.

>>150359896
>>150359896

Where is Temujin?

What is the point of the last preseason game. just absolute shitters out there killing themselves trying to make the team. Half these niggas gonna be working at McDonalds in a week

>>150356163
>Dude is a fucking obese old faggot. One swift kick to the side of his knee and he'd keel over like a sack of shit
Reminds me of someone.
CC: Lambright

>>150359976
Literally money. You sell seats and a TV slot

>>150359976
Hey Roger, just make an 18th game already

>>150359976
Watching the eagles game there's not a single non-NPC player on defense right now. Who are these dudes.

>coward's draw in a preseason game
For what purpose

>>150356226
100% dementia induced logic.

Metchie catchy!

>>150359976
Cuz I'm fucking bored

>>150359976
you said it yourself: guys are trying to make the team

>>150359992
metchie looks like a great Smiff clone backup.

>Qwan'tez Stiggers
What a name.

>>150356658
bringing the meat more like

>>150360019
Stiggers is dirty

>>150360019
chill with the racism please

um where is justin fields?

Never seen Eagles backup O-line look this bad. Still probably better than most teams though.

>>150360035
this is the 3rd/4th string oline I think

>>150360035
I thought you homos claimed your backups are top level starters on other teams

>>150360035
my jetties have depth at DL dont worry about it

>>150360019
WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?!!!

>>150360019
I hope he makes the team so some announcer can get canceled mispronouncing his name

did i just hear "brady cook or adrian martinez week 1" i am having a stroke

>2 offensive drives
>2 holds
its over

>>150360046
This year is definitely worse than usual, as I was saying. Also it definitely is the 3rd/4th stringers as anon said. But yeah, like I also said, their backups are still probably among the strongest in the league. A lot of teams would be absolutely fucked if one or two starters went down injured.

>>150360086
Didn't read your cope

>>150360019
Now look up Noah Knigga

>>150360125
Kek

My Patriots would bootyblast these shit teams.

>>150360125
kid looks like a perpetual KWABOTY contender

>>150360125
Where's Wallace?
>https://youtu.be/v7xMYa6yfmQ?si=rel0BFg3_tdly_8n

McCord has had some solid pockets, he's just missing people

>>150360164
still tony

>>150359748
how bad does Keelee Ringo suck?
also
>not keeping Isaiah Rodgers
dun goofed

>>150360125
Lol, remember when someone put up all those signs saying they wanted Fields to stay in Chicago and we figured it was his family, agent or Green Bay/Detroit fans?

>>150360128
>ay my man I need you to hook me up at linebacker
>aight I gotchu I Noah knigga

>>150360183
Rodgers supposedly wanted to leave to be a starter, I don't blame him I guess. And honestly Ringo looked pretty bad against Jamar Chase, but it was the 1st preseason game... and against Chase and Burrow lol.

>>150360183
isn't slay confirmed to be playing just one more year? why didn't we bring him back on a one year? not like it would break the bank

>>150360188
I only have 2 of the pictures still saved but there was like 30 pictures of these signs all lined up by Halas Hall

>>150360183
>Ringo gets burned on verticals
>Jackson gives a mile of cushion and easy catches
Yeah, >we are fucked if Bennett can't win the job once he's settled in.
I really hoped all off-season they'd make it work to keep Rodgers. He seems like a great guy and is a solid player.

>>150360215
H1M

>>150360125
>nooo not justin!!!
lmfao

>>150360210
They're trying to set up the cap for paying Carter.

>>150360200
>Rodgers supposedly wanted to leave to be a starter, I don't blame him I guess.
He could've been a starter in Philly

>Gabe Hall
>Ty Robinson
>Byron Young
All legit players lel. Their depth is crazy. Plus Ojomo is going to have a a great year in Milt Williams' place, and Jordan Davis is fit and ready to play more snaps.

>>150360125
he knew

>>150360246
I know lol that's what sucked about it. iirc he signed a few days before Slay signed with the Steelers.

>>150360215
>>150360224
I have no idea why this didn't work

>>150360224
Laughingstock of the leauge

>>150360232
I don't think Rodgers' 3 mil cap hit would have prevented that. Plus I bet he'd have taken a team-friendly deal to stay, he supposedly loved it here and was a great locker room guy.

You now remember Manti Te’o and his fake gf.

>>150360277
I meant Slay. I think they should've kept Rodgers and was pissed he left.

>>150360284
>fake gf
F

why isn't penis playing

>>150360232
>tfw carter gets paid before Micah

McCord has maybe too much confidence

McCord is gonna be packing his bags soon.

>>150360326
I've heard on a few shows that Jerry wants to not pay him this year and tag him next year, so it's very possible Carter gets paid before Micah lol.

>>150360335
Keep DTR to model Jayden Daniels in practice and hope he never has to play.

>>150360337
>tfw Eagles fans were getting orson wells-ed for years but the real clowns were the cowboys
the real ones knew

eagles just got their new CB2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTZ5tqas1k

(just a little preseason trolling practice here)

this is a meme game

34 on the eagles just had a crazy fucking pick

clown game alert!

>Parry Nickerson
Low key has looked great in the preseason games. I don't think he'll make the team though. I think he has enough years that he slips waivers? So they can keep him on the PS if he wants to stay?

>>150360361
he's been great all game, probably made the team

>>150360376
>>150360366
i just can't imagine being a black man named nickerson. I'd imagine some racists don't even say anything because it's too easy

any roomies in the chat?

>>150360366
>tfw Isaiah Rodgers was #34

>>150360376
>slips
*skips

Why is Chase Brown on the Eagles sideline???

I'd literally rather be watching my gf bounce on a BBC than watching the cowboys play

The front office loves Toth because he can play every position on the line or whatever but he actually sucks at all of them.

what happened to mccarthy?

jake the make back?

Bears/Chiefs game starting

>yet another milton overthrow
kek, what's his excuse this time?

>>150360440
anon...i...

>>150360457
and he killed johnny wilson

>>150360327
>>150360335
is he throwing a bunch of INTs?

>>150360475
his knees exploded after an intense meditation session

Reffos in mid-season form tonight. Fuck you, Jets.

my chiefs are about to destroy the bears in the first quarter

>>150360515
retard

>only nationally aired game for the Tits this year
Is Cam Ward that bad?

Holy shit! Travis tore his acl

Mac McWilliams = Avonte Maddox 2.0

>>150360554
the titans are just bad, no one is expecting anything from Ward

>>150360337
>I've heard on a few shows that
Maybe refer back to literally every other time a Cowboy has done this in recent years and see how it ended.

REFGODS WE'RE IN PEAK FORM

>>150360572
did any of them seek a trade?

Bussy

Kek Mahomes is never going to trust his receivers

lol wow

When has using a franchise tag worked out for the team? I can't think of any

How do you figure out which wide receivers to keep when the guys who are throwing to them are bums?

AHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>150360376
it's a damn shame. he's looked good all pre-season like you said. he's a great veteran presence for the young DBs, too.

here your free Hype moments and aura drive Mahomie :)

>>150360614
I have a vague idea of what you would like to see in receivers when looking at college players but then again, I don't know ball.

>>150360514
Mostly WRs with stone hands

>>150360605
>punting on 1st down
very. VERY. mutthomes-esque.

>>150360614
cut the ones that are running shit routes

My Bears are still shit

>>150360614
"McCord was on the money, but..."

>>150360605
He clearly pre determined he was throwing a dragon lol

>dropping a pass in the 3rd preseason game
It's never been more Over for whoever that was

>>150360376
lol no, some team just signed a cornerback that hadnt played for year cause there are none left

what I'm wondering is if this offense the eagles are running will be the offense with Hurts, or if they'll have more of the Steichen/Sirianni based RPO run game. They better run the gawd damn bawl

>>150360605
>wearing #19
He was doomed from the start

run this bussy

>>150360655
>single high, let it fly
Works much better when you're throwing to AJ Brown lol

Man, Mahomes looked good out there. I know it was just the bears but I think we are going to be a real problem for the league this season. Looks like another easy Superbowl appearance it is.

ainias smith you are gone buddy

>>150360675
JUMP!

>>150360682
At this point, I just expect them to make the Super Bowl every season until proven otherwise

>>150360605
well he's certainly no McKee but it beats DTR

>>150360614
How do you figure out which quarterbacks to keep when the guys who they are throwing to are bums?

>>150360655
>fuck it, 4th string wr is down there somewhere!

>>150360711
uuuhhhh Gayleb sistahs??

Damn this is an ugly start. Ben Johnson is gonna be yelling at them next in the meeting lol

Anus Smith is lucky he's good on special teams

gayleb has immediately regressed back to his previous self

this season will be very entertaining

>>150360708
Cut the QBs that are throwing it to the other QBs instead of the receivers

>>150360730
I miss Covey.

we dont need another receiver named smith

>Titans broadcasters keep going on and on about how Cam Ward hasn't turned the ball over yet
KEK

>fumbled snap
>false start
>throwaway
>at least he hung in the pocket and completed the pass

>>150360739
I've got a feeling they're going to be missing him too this season

My chiefs look unstoppable. I truly think we're gonna start 9-0 again this season

>>150360744
gotta keep the >black qb hype going...

they won't look this bad during the regular season r-right?

>>150360737
GODleb is just warming up.

>>150360709
hey that's eagles preseason legend darius cooper to you

we dem boyz

>>150360761
Yep. If he were White with those college stats he'd be a 5th rounder

>>150360762
anon...

Taylor is in attendance

mccord needs to step into this throws

McCord looks more raw than I expected

>>150360737
He hung in the pocket going through all of his reads and completed the pass on 3rd down. That's a big positive for me.

McCord bro you're looking like a >black QB out there but without the running ability

>>150360760
Depends if they're the highest bidder

kelce is washed

Worst Kelce is so washed

>>150360806
Yes

>>150360573
hell yeah were gonna be unstoppable this year

>>150360814
>yeah, but look what he did in practice this one time!
kwab

These Chiefs players can't catch for shit lmao

chiefs still have no receivers

>>150360814
that's bagent in blackface

damn the cheffies are playing hard

(((virtual measurement)))

>>150360820
>LOOK AT THIS PRACTICE VIDEO, HE CLEARLY SUCKS
>NOOO THAT'S JUST A PRACTICE VIDEO, IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
Which one is it, faggot?

>>150360814
who is that?

>>150360770
Was his mom there to give him a hug after?

>>150360835
Nah, this is good. I'll trust the computer over some juiced up insurance salesman from Florida

we're winning (chiefs) this year. Screenshot this

>>150360824
Same story as last season. Already 3 drops, two big ones.

>>150360854
>we're
>since 2021

cook cooking

>>150360837
gayleb has plenty of shit tape, not just some 10 second practice clip. retard. kill yourself.

>>150360870
He has plenty of fucking great tape too. Take your own advice you seething faggot lmao.

I like seeing Swift with a fullback in the backfield

this guy is Cook looks better than justin fields

>>150360886
>t. jewish sports journalist

>not letting Caleb throw in preseason
LOL

>cook only making good throws in the 2 minute
crazy

ohhh no no no no

gayleb is looking bad bros

So this is the legendary Brian Johnson offense I've heard so much about.

Caleb will love San Francisco

>gayleb
>sacks
Name a more iconic duo

Mahomes is on point. Take him out.

>>150360917
absolutely

>>150360900
>being a member of the most powerful and intelligent group of human beings, literally God's chosen is supposed to be an insult
Fucking lmao, I can't imagine being cattle

>>150360864
what do you mean? I've been a chiefs fan since 2018

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>>150360933
lol got him

>bears fans got super cocky beating the bills practice squad
>face another team's 1s
>suck ass
Lmfao

It’s a Taylor doppelganger, holy cringe

>>150360953
so just a white woman?

>>150360960
Gottem

>>150360886
ok, moshe. thanks for telling us all how you can light a cigarette in the rain with no umbrella.

>>150360933
LOL I knew it. Aren't you concerned about having an uncontrollable tick that makes you flounder over inferior people?

Where are the cocky bears fans?
The regular season hasn't even started but they're all gone

Travis is moving like an old washed Witten

>>150360984
that can't be right, they were so confident
it's the Caleb/Ben Johnson era!

>>150360988
yeah, but remember it was prancing around like a faggot and making small cameos in movies that was the problem.

Bears fans will blame their oline on this sack despite it being the cleanest pocket I've ever fucking seen for a good 5 seconds

Gayleb is unfixable.

the chiefs offense have hurt themselves more than the bears kwab

>>150361015
Holy shit he's broken

>>150361015
yup, already major signs he will do exactly what he did last season

>>150361015
>he doesn't have a LT
oh, wait, wrong team.

>>150361015
No wonder they're starting him in the last week of pre season

>>150361015
>sucks lips
>bites painted nails
Coach
>nigger sobs
I just - CAAAANT.

>>150361015
no one is open bro what do you want him to do

>>150361015
terrible

>>150356076
lol

I was expecting to see DTR in the 2nd half. I guess it's over for him?

>>150361015
Show me all 22 film of there being an open receiver and I'll agree with you. He's clearly scanning the field looking for someone to throw to.

>>150361049
>b-b-b-b-b-but it is da waseevers fault n sheeeeeit
Never was a problem for 7om Brady.

>>150356097

Did TayTay’s boyfriend propose yet?

>>150361049
Throw it away. He could've scrambled too buy I'll respect the fact that he stayed in the pocket

HEEM

>>150361073
>He could've scrambled
ehhhhh

>ben johnson has already dialed back the offense to giving caleb short yardage babby throws and running the ball

lmao

>>150361062
Honestly McCord needs more work

>>150361015
lmao

>>150356127
>Hutch

Read that the Lions players have named him “Werewolf”.

Mann's tough it's embarrassing he has to make that tackle though.

that boy....CAN RUN

heh... that's why he played DEFENSE

>>150361084
So first it was that he can't throw from the pocket and now it's "NOOOOOO THOSE THROWS DON'T COUNT!" Caleb haters are the most irrational people on this fucking planet.

I've seen so many dropped interceptions in the preseason it's insane

>>150361116
He paints his nails lol

>odunze forced to play corner
lmao

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>>150361071
That's not a clause in the contract

>>150361123
That's why most of these guys aren't making the practice squad, much less the 53 man roster

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>>150361065
If there's no one open he should be throwing it away
Sack boy weally weeeeally wants his "70% completion"

>>150361123
Social media has made players nervous nellies

>>150361116
>stops running screens
>immediately throws into double coverage for an incompletion

caleb dicksuckers are the most irrational people on the fucking planet

>>150361015
>te gets separation at the perfect time
It gets worse the more you watch it

>>150361149
Nailed it. It's all about image and media clout with that faggot