Thread 150357279

>Friday 22nd August
8pm West Ham United v Chelsea
>Saturday 23rd August
12.30pm Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur
3pm AFC Bournemouth v Wolverhampton Wanderers
3pm Brentford v Aston Villa
3pm Burnley v Sunderland
5.30pm Arsenal v Leeds United
>Sunday 24th August
2pm Crystal Palace v Nottingham Forest
2pm Everton v Brighton & Hove Albion
4.30pm Fulham v Manchester United
>Monday 25th August
8pm Newcastle United v Liverpool

Spurs got rejected by MGW, Savinho, Eze and Dibling in the same window

>>150357312
they didn't even have to be gazumped, the players just straight out snubbed them HAHAHAHAHA

>>150357312
AW have you seen a doctor yet? seething like this all night (until 6(!)am) is not good for you

>>150357312
Two of those were deals where the player agreed to join, too. Unbelievable and unprecedented.

potter getting boos at half time in game 2
not a good sign for his job is it
whats the earliest a manager has been sacked into the season?

>>150357434
Paul Sturrock at Southampton in 2004-05 (23 August 2004) – nine days
Peter Reid at Manchester City in 1993-94 (26 August 1993) – 12 days
Kenny Dalglish at Newcastle United in 1998-99 (17 August 1998) – 12 days
Bobby Robson at Newcastle United in 2004-05 (30 August 2004) – 16 days
Alan Curbishley at West Ham United in 2008-09 (3 September 2008) – 18 days
Kevin Keegan at Newcastle United in 2008-09 (4 September 2008) – 19 days

>>150357473
so a record if they sack him tonight

>>150357498
Yep, or even tomorrow

>>150357473
>Bobby Robson at Newcastle United
Ungrateful bastards. Geordie Bastards, if you will.

updated table

>>150357630
and the bottom half?

Chelsea's target, Xavi Simons, is currently being beaten 6-0 by Bayern

>>150357347
>chiellini.gif

even the Liverpool loanee scored
West Ham are done

>>150357728
my phone screen is only so big

>>150357850
I think West Ham’s goal difference has got worse since you took this screenshot

>>150357850
think that could be the bottom 3 at end of season to be fair

>>150357850
Samsung let's you do the scrolling screenshot

>>150357850
>phoneposter
kys

>>150357871
I think Wolves is super safe. Brentford though.

>>150357863
And again since I made this post lol

Potter might not make it to match week 3

>>150357911
>the city of ham's western district

POTTER OUT

>From European champions to relegated within a few years.

Add in shitty pitches and we're back in the 1970s.

That's it lads. Switching to supporting East Ham instead now.

>3 goals conceded from 4 corner kicks

arsenal would run a train on them

Potter really was just a flash in the pan

>>150358043
The Will Still of his era

somehow the free kraut game was more of a battering than wet spam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDs6cRJM7s
kane got a hatrick in the 6-0

Allm Potter has to give the world is an autobiography of his time at Chelsea. The stories which leaked out during his time there (and just before) were hilarious.
Tuchel also needs to be asked about the 4-4-3.

>>150358051
wonder what brents feelings are

Harry Kane has now scored as many hat-tricks in the Bundesliga as he did in the Premier League (8 each).

He's scored 65 goals in 64 Bundesliga games, which is
at least six more than any other player in Europe's top five leagues since he joined Bayern.

Is hermansen worse than Roberto?

>>150358078
almost as many as that gyorkeres fella from porto gull. wonder if a london team could take the next step with him?

>>150357312
Antisemitism on the rise

>>150357888
enjoy your back pain

what time will AW be up until tonight seething about spurs then? or should i say what time tomorrow morning

I missed goals 4 and 5. Was AWB at fault for those as well?

>>150358170
my only pain is you

>>150357312
MGW accepted the Spurs transfer
Savinho is still going
Eze rejected them because he's a childhood Arsenal fan
Dibling was never offered a contract

>>150358222
Both corner goals bungled in through a shit defence

>>150358222
The 4th one was only on the keeper. The 5th one was the whole West Ham defence on a corner, although AWB was the one who initially couldn't clear his header away properly.

>>150358263
>AWB was the one who initially couldn't clear his header away properly
Keeper would've gotten it if he wasn't in the way

>>150358273
>Keeper would've gotten it if he wasn't in the way
I think there was a Chelsea player between the keeper and AWB. And we also saw how well the keeper gets the ball on the 4th goal.

chelsea are good?

I've seen non-league sides give PL teams a better going than this.
Fair or not Potter is going to be out on his arse.

>>150358320
wet spam are really bad

the 1 was better than all the 5 put together

>>150358259
Shame. I was hoping for a AWB tour de force.

>>150358320
Tough to say. I'd say it's more that West Ham are ABYSMAL
Chelsea couldn't beat Palace at home and needed a completely legitimate goal ruled out to even get a draw
They could be great but the sample size is too small

booo

Nuno Espirito Santo has had a spectacular fallout with Edu behind the scenes at Nottingham Forest.

Nuno's relationship with Edu, who was appointed Forest's global head of football in July, started badly and has since deteriorated to the point where there is an acceptance at the City Ground that the damage is potentially irreparable.

It is personal, deeply personal, between himself and Edu and perhaps the most worrying aspect for Forest fans is that, as things stand, it is difficult to see the two men making up.

Of the two, Nuno has largely been the aggressor, outspoken in the extreme. Edu has been staying away from the club’s training ground.

@DTAthletic
explains a huge factor behind Nuno's recent unhappiness at Forest.

Juan the Spacker is a disgraceful player

>>150358320
West Ham are going down.
When Nuno is fired they'll probably grab him and see if he can save them.

That was one of the most one-sided matches I've ever seen in the PL. And I remember that Derby.

>>150358447
what caused it
their old north london links

Him and Moysey are just going to keep trading shit relegation clubs back and forth to each other forever

>>150358447
it's all just a misunderstanding caused from different portuguese dialects. nothing to be concerned with

Why are English managers always so shit?

>big ange to forest
>nuno to west ham
>potter to hogwarts

>>150358509
Name me one German manager better than Gareth Southgate.

No response? Enough said.

>>150358078
>>150358051
Absolute state of the shartesliga

Not having Palmer isn't a problem because he is truly dogshit and goes under the radar because we're not allowed to criticise CHELSEA FC.

>>150358560
black privilege

>>150358560
But his Usage Rate stats are phenomenal m8

are we allowed to talk about chelsea yet

>>150358637
Beat a shit team with a 2 billion quid squad so no they're still shit. Same as spurs vs Burnley.

chelsea is a soulless revolving door club

>>150358665
no i just meant is discussion regarding chelsea allowed now

>>150358722
if its positive .. then YES ..

>>150358722
Only if its negative

>>150358051
more english scorers tonight in germany than in england

>>150358738
If they're scoring goals for Chelsea then they're not English, unless they're penalties

>>150358637
Never met a Chelsea fan irl or online apart from some pajeets on twitter. Nobody cares. They're like your your RB Leipzig, Woifsburg or Hoffenheim clubs. Just corporate slop.

>>150358773
There's not even banter on spee because nobody cares how well they do or not

>>150358773
from my experience with chelsea fans (and living in an area where almost everyone supports london teams just on the outskirt) they are basically two groups
1. working class geezers love a scrap proper racist salt of the earth
2. posh twats private school feel like they have to have a team to sound normal or something
neither of these groups are particularly prevalent online

>>150358812
>working class geezers love a scrap proper racist salt of the earth
sell their arse to the highest bidder however

Any updates on the Alex Isak to Liverpool situation?

Hermansen giving Roberto a run for his money for the most dogshit keeper in the prem, West Ham should legitimately sue for a refund and sack whatever dickhead scouted him

sack that useless nigger Potter as well, he has 0 awareness as well

throw david sullivan and karen brady off a bridge while we're at it, a spastic with 3 chromosomes (like graham potter) could run a club better than them

>>150358963
Why the fuck would he fly his friends over from Somalia/sweden to watch them play without him?

>>150358963
Petty

>>150358960
kek were you at the game mate?

>>150358963
it's over

>>150358977
no, i have enough sense to not spend any money on this useless club

Would rather pay to get someone down the pub kick me in the bollocks, it'd probably be more enjoyable

Deep. Sell him. It's for his own mental health.

>>150358990
holy fucking shit. Are liverpool going to immortalize him for his sadness?

>>150358995
Liverpool should retire the #9 in solidarity desu. Whether he goes there or not. Disgusting behaviour from Newcastle.

>>150358320
West Ham are just shit. 75% of their lineup is garbage and Fullkrug is being wasted by them.

>>150358990
Imagine actually writing that shite

Can someone explain to me how West Ham are so bad?

>>150359025
Their lineup has a number of individual players where you look at them and say “he should be in a team challenging for top 6”
>Bowen
>Fullkrug
>AWB
>JWP
>Paqueta
So it’s either shit management, lack of motivation or the above players have regressed massively from their best. A combination of all 3 probably

>>150358963
what does he mean by tickets??
>*see's emoji*
oooooooooooooh!

>>150359032
Friendly reminder they were champions of europe under Moyes and it wasn't good enough for them
No fanbase deserves relegation more

>>150359046
Not having the conference league winners called “champions of Europe”
Sorry, not having it

>>150359068
>robbie savage screaming "WEST HAM ARE MASSIVE" after winning the conference league

>>150359041
I'll guve you bowen, none of the rest

do ppl still think paqueta is somehow worth 80m?

>>150359032
Haven't bought anyone
Believed in Potter (a busted flush)

>>150359032
one of if not the oldest squad in the prem and molasses of a midfield. and lost loads of players that never got replaced

>>150359032
The owners took the Rice money and failed to invest it in anything resembling decent prospects, leaving the club old and tired

Moyes oversaw one of the worst seasons of the club with the most goals conceded ever, before anyone tries to glaze him

Successive managers have been retards but the buck does stop with the dildo merchant

Isn't the west ham owner literally a porn director or something

Sunderland and Burnley are still considered much bigger favourites for relegation than West Ham.

I thought promoted teams used to be pretty good at staying up for at least the first year. What went wrong? Every single promoted team from the last 4 years has immediately sunk down.

>>150359046
finished like 14th that season at serious risk of relegation until like gw34 or something btw

>>150359236
owns ann summers

Graham Potter’s 26% win ratio is still superior to Ruben Amorim’s.

>>150359046
Everything wrong with West Ham now was the case then.
The rot had set in with Moyes but they could get themselves up for a cup vs weaker teams. Basically the exact same situation as Spurs last season.

>>150359236
>"If I was an arms manufacturer or a cigarette manufacturer, and my products killed millions of my clients, I'd have a bit of doubt about the whole thing. I was a freedom fighter. I believe in the right of adults to make their own decisions"
based

So Potter will be the first one sacked then?

Didn’t even hear a “sacked in the morning” chant from the Chelsea fans
Absolutely soulless black club

>>150359275
oh damn, what titles did he win before he moved to swansea?

>>150358963
>>150358990
Fucking hell Indy is getting desperate. Is it because he’s spent the entire summer saying he will sign and if he doesn’t he looks like a complete retard who definitely works at KFC?

>>150358990
Fuck Isak, Dirlewanger-looking, light-bulb headed motherfucker

>>150359403
this pic would do well on twitter

>>150359292
the little kike cunt wont pay for it

Can't tell you how happy this makes me, absolutely NOBODY cares about the non league shite now

>>150359547
>it's never going home

>>150359547
grim... at least same fag with a few screenshots or something if youre going to bother to make the thread

when wet spam get relegated where does bowen go?
https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1959004269908025810

Didn’t read

>>150359607
>29 by the next window
>5 years left at £150k/week
not going anywhere

>>150359645
could see newcastle going for him someone like that

>>150359598
it's closer to 50% if you include the time he spent in the swedish third and second divisions

>>150359657
They’d get snubbed

Vicario
Porro - Romero - van de Ven - Spence
Palhinha - Gray
Kudus - Bergvall - Odobert
Richarlison

Plenty of depth too. Spurs looking alright.

>>150359862
think we see a back 3 tomorrow like against psg?

>>150359862
They sacked you months ago Ange mate get over it

You know they kind of get overlooked because they aren't really a traditional "big club", but I don't think there is a single set of fans more delusional relative to their actual standing in the league than West Ham fans. They strung Moyes up for finishing in the top 10 every year and winning them a European trophy and now they look like they're gonna get relegated, meanwhile if you ask them about Moyes they'll still act like it was the right decision lmao. Not to mention the hissyfits they threw over rice leaving

>>150360184
yeah but their badge says london bro, big club

>>150359401
i though newcastle COMUNICADO already did that

>>150359862
True, their squad is actually good already, but they will struggle without a decent creative midfielder. Unironically should go for Damsgaard.

>>150359943
I have supported Tottenham since 2010... no, maybe 2009.

*cracks open a monster*
Yep, I remember the night Tottenham beat Wigan 9-1 with Defoe scoring 5 goals. I wasn't actually a fan at that point, I was playing a game of Modern Warfare 2 Domination on the map Skidrow at the other side of the room. My dad was telling me to check out what was happening but I barely followed football at all back then.

However, it was around this time I had started a manager mode file on Fifa 10. Back on Fifa 09 I did one with Everton because that was Tim Cahill's club and I was like sure whatever. I memorised all the Everton players, scored a bunch of goals with Yakubu and kicked a pretty sick overhead kick with Timmy himself, but overall Everton never really clicked with me. Just felt a little boring.
When Fifa 10 came along, I asked my mum which team I should pick for manager mode. She said Tottenham because she always liked the sound of the name "tottenham". So I played as Tottenham, scored a bunch of goals with Defoe and Robbie Keane, and I ended up having a lot of fun despite Fifa 10's issues with shooting. Yep, those were the days: Tom Huddlestone, Luka Modric at LW, Jermaine Jenas, Corluka, Michael Dawson, Ledley King, Aaron Lennon, I remember em all.

Little did I know at the time, the real Spurs were actually on quite a good run at the time. Liverpool were cracking the shits which opened the door for a non-top 4 regular to qualify for the Champions League. It was between Aston Villa (under Martin O'Neill and their strong home form), Manchester City who were trying to be big but weren't quite there yet, and Harry Redknapp's spurs team. It was at this point I started to take a bit of interest and figured why not start watching the side. Defoe and Lennon were injured, which helped pave the way for Gareth Bale to break into the side, which was the exact moment he began announcing himself as a world class superstar.

>>150359862
>gray
Why do people persist with this shitter

>>150360399
You are American, you are retarded and do not understand football.

>>150360417
Will always be more welcome than american lards like yourself

>>150360417
you are literally a yank

>let me just switch vpn
Howling

>>150360417
>tf
>tp

Is Palmer okay?

>>150360399
he's underdeveloped for sure, could have done with staying at leeds on loan for 24/25 during their promotion charge, but if you're writing him off you at 18 when he's shown what he has already you clearly know fuck all abou-
>flag
yeah...

>>150360498
>Maresca on Palmer's 'groin' injury: "Cole was not 100 percent in the last few days, he tried in the warm-up to play but he was not right. We will see how bad it is. He was already not 100 percent against Palace but he tried to make an effort for the club, fans and team
>joao pedro with two assist and one goal didn't win EPL SUPERIOR PLAYER of the match

>>150360184
For a long time, everton considered themselves the biggest cub outside of the big 4/top 6. But things have changed, and Everton fans are now just happy to be staying up

>>150360557
not to mention the coach kept playing him across 4 different positions.
He's one of the top young DMs in the world. Postecoglou kept playing him at CB/LB/RB

>>150360669
and world class/PL starter level DMs under 21 are basically unheard of, they don't really fill out into the role until they're 23 at the earliest. sometimes there are exceptions like rice when he was at spam or gravenberch, but they're far from the norm
the physicality and mentality demanded of the role just isn't feasible or realistic for teenagers
also, when he's started in midfield, or come on there, he's looked much more of a natural 8 to me than he does a 6

Kobbie Mainoo

>>150361108
what happened to him? october-december last year manure customers were acting like he was the second coming and he was getting a lot of game time, then come febuary he just disappeared
does scamorim not rate him or something?

>>150361210
>replying to the loser

>>150361210
uhhh hes still worth at least 80m someone should buy him he's DEFINITELY not another overhyped man united youth product

>>150361210
Analcream doesn't rate him and his system only allows 2 midfielders and 1 has to be Bruno

>Manchester United are still actively working on a deal to sign Senne Lammens this summer. Personal terms are almost agreed.

Man utds new GK. Banana out.

>>150361420
it's a real thing look at an expensive flop like wirtz to see the risk

*beep boop*
SEASON UPDATE

>>150361447
Courtois regen

>>150361834
My chad

>>150359547
It entirely depends on the clubs playing. Nobody gives a fuck about Bristol or Derby. Even a Blackburn match thread would get more attention

Last time 'Big 6' lost 4 games in a row:

Man Utd: 1 year ago
Man City: 1 year ago
Spurs: 1 year ago
Chelsea: 2 years ago
Arsenal: 7 years ago
Liverpool: 38 years ago

>>150362450
wow... the binsniffers not gonna like this one...

on that note i really do not rate Amorim, i haven't been convinced whatsoever about his tictac and i also don't like the 'bomb squad labeling' despite me also wanting those players to leave as soon as possible.
how do you immediately separate these players away from the first team, rendering them surpluses to the squad, but then trying to hold for bigger deals for any club wanting them? you don't need them so why do you pretend they're still as valuable as you'd like to think?

why did the heysels sell diaz?
is arse slut retarded?

>>150362726
wirtzy will cover every goals and assists he's left behind otherwise they wouldn't spend 150m for him

>>150362450
wow how many titles must littlewoods have won with that kind of stats?!

>>150362936
more cl titles than several of those teams combined to be fair

>>150363013
is that why zubi snubbed them?

>>150362936
The dippers have suffered from the pass back rule being changed as when they went 1-0 up Ray Clemence had 98% possession stats

>>150358078
i wish Arse put in a cheeky 80mil for him 1at

Newcastle status?

>>150363355
yeah as if he would leave bavaria to go live in that shithole

>>150361210
he played 25 games got 0G 0A his nothing but a wet blanket and the fact southgate took him over JWP that stupid fucking mouth breathing mong, we'd of won the euros with that freekick midget

>>150363392
I am sure the land of turks with more black coming in is better then blacks with more turks coming in

>>150363402
because JWP is doing so much better now come on now

>wet spam
>west sham
>wet ham
>shit ham
>viet ham

>>150363433
North London specifically Tottenham is mini Istanbul

SAY IT WITH ME

EBERICHI...

Fucking kek

>>150363656
Jamie Carragher-Gittens everyone

anyone help hoping Wrexham somehow lose to Wednesday?

>>150363943
tinpot clubs like wrexham and wedensday occupy so little of my brain i can't imagine hoping anything to do with them

>>150363950
thats because youre a customer. its ok

>>150363963
i will say i hope sheffield wednesday exists a year from now but not in a i hope liverpool win the league way but more of a i hope anons in /epl/ are doing okay way
like it's true but it's a detached and vague emotionless hope rather than a real yearning or desire

our shanks
our cilla

Bosh

why did west ham sell kudus and not bring in an equivalent replacement? they are so old and shit now

thinking how heysel fc was a commercial enterprise founded by a tory rentseeker who drove the og club off the grounds with his greed

>>150364210
West Ham are not actually that bad they just have 3 lazy donkeys at the back and a shit goalkeeper so they're playing every game with the odds massively stacked against them

>>150358990
>Sign multi year contract
>Throw toys out of pram when expected to see out said contract
It isn't even like Newcastle said he can't go, they just said he can't go unless their valuation is met. I don't even like the prison bar cunts but I hope they have the balls to send him to the under 23s for 3 years to make a point.

Best Brazilian player in le premier league?

>>150364414
I'd have to say Bruno G prob

>>150364388
todibo was surprising i'd heard good things about him

back to back 4pm Sunday slots for a team that finished 15th?

>Mateball back in the PL
Dangerously based

if leverkusen buy osula that league may as well just fold

thinking back to when the heysels were doing promo photos with the spuds cl trophy from the year before the * together in the same shot so it looked like they had a double
really embarrassing tinpot stuff from the heysels

>>150359547
What a sad life you have

>God Six games 4 days in a row
>Irrelevant 14 not on TV
Sensational weekend lads

heysels thinking they never liked caicedo anyway

>>150364414
Gabriel (defender)

So which 3pm match are we watching lads?

>>150365269
based and big gabi pilled.

>>150365408
theyre all pretty similar for neutrals
bournemouth wolves could be wolves continue to decline or have some cope
brentford villa basically the same for brentford
burnley sunderland will either make burnley lose all hope or bring sunderland back to reality
i think the chance of sunderland having their delusions brought back to reality is the most potential kino albeit it will be the worst football

>>150358320
both west ham is shit and chelsea are good
credit where is due turns out there was method to the madness in appointing maresca

We can NOT talk about Chelsea. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>150366289
Even by the standards of /epl/'s gimmicks that one is embarrassingly bad

careful lads now we cant even talk about not being able to talk about chelsea

>>150364414
alisson

>>150366427
Blessings to you

the brekky

chelsea pensioners

>>150366463
Corr. Looks good. I’m making eggs, bacon, and a steak for my family once I wake up

Liverpool have the opportunity to go from cringe to based if they make a cheeky gordon before the game

>>150366521
For me, it’s 1950. Why the change to the bee?

>>150366550
>>150366521
Never mind it’s a hornet and I saw it’s due to the nickname/colors

>>150366550
>bee
Stupid Ameritard

>>150366521
1927 was perfect, everything else is woke crap

>>150364388
The fault is with the dildo merchant but honestly Potter isn't helping himself by constantly picking that useless cunt Hermansen and playing 3 at the back

what predictions you have today for Premier League?

I made a bet that
Manchester City > Tottenham
Bournemouth > Wolverhampton
Brentford Burnley < Sunderland
Arsenal > Leeds

>>150366685
If Hermansen is that shit it begs the question why the fuck West Ham signed him. Is Nipple really that shit?

Wheres the good streams at these days

>>150366763
I don't think he is, his distribution isn't amazing but he at least makes saves, the primary role of a keeper. Yet another club falling for the playing out of the back meme.
Even worse, signing a player we dont need for money we dont have when we have multiple positions that have been screaming out for better investment for multiple seasons now, fucking classic. I've seen we've let Alvarez go out on loan as well, so the midfield is now even weaker

>>150366840
At my place xoxo

>>150363656
That kid deserved it desu

>>150364414
Foden

those were the days, they caught the curse of flying too close to the sky six

TODAY'S BIG GAME:
>>150367085
>>150367085
>>150367085
>>150367085

Looking for a new winter jacket. What are you wearing? Thinking about a parka.

here comes the D

>>150367104
monclizzy my g

>>150367091
spuds getting piped.

>>150367141
kuwait the prediction coming from you

gyokeres is basically the white lukaku. scores lots of goals in lesser leagues but below par technique that is going to problematic to lead the line for an elite premier league team

i predict he'll get loaned or sold on for 40m within 2 years

>>150367162
when will these stop?

did you hear that? i said kuwait the prediction like quite the prediction hahaha

>>150366758
Man City Spurs draw
Arsenal win
The rest who cares

wes foderingham you'll start the next game

>>150367174
You'll have to Kuwait and see

>>150367200
hehe

>>150367214
they wrote yids next to it too but the telegraph are too pussy to show a rude word

>>150367240
>Call themselves Yids
>NOOO YOU CAN'T CALL THEM THAT THOUGH IT'S RACIALIST!

>>150367240
so yids is basically the jewish N word(nigga not nigger) you're only allowed to say it if your jewish which is regarded in a positive way but if your non jewish it's regarded in a derogatory way.
Neat.

>>150367269
kinda but its extremely antiquated dont think anyone hears it outside of spurs these days and its not like a word that would get you a funny look or banned by the club or something its used constantly

>>150367091
>slop six
Shan’t be watching that shite

>>150367324
You more of a rugby man?

>>150367335
Sneed

>TNT Sport lead football presenter is a Geordie
>Sky Sports lead football presenter is a Mackem
>BBC Sport lead commentator is a Mackem
>BBC Sport lead pundit is a Geordie
>Talksport main presenter is a Smoggie
Why does no one talk about how the North East controls the football media?

>>150367374
What's the point in a message like this? They're not trying to claim the moral high ground over a loss, they're just pleased one of their players is still trying.

>>150367401
you have to pick 1, funny northern accent diversity or blacks and women diversity

>>150367401
North knows ball innit

>>150367405
You're replying to a bloke who spends 18 hours every day online talking about football but has never actually attended a match in his life. Pointless trying to understand his logic. Ditto with all these African customers on Twitter

>>150367461
>a bloke who spends 18 hours every day online talking about football but has never actually attended a match in his life
There aren't lads who are actually like that, right? I mean, I feel awkward enough talking about pommy football despite never being able to get over there to see matches (seen a few friendlies when the teams have toured here though) but I at least go to A-League and some NPL matches, as well as turning out to support mates slogging it away in the social leagues (used to play but completely fucked leg and shoulder killed that). Surely the twitter monsters at least watch some local games, attendance is fucking free to amateur games.

>>150367494
You don't even have to go to twitter to find them, there's loads on here

>>150367197
Honestly think Potter doesn't realise he's contracted to the club

>>150367658
I don't get why some of these obviously thick players get jobs.
Like you know they're stupid before you hire them and nobody is tuning in for them. Not like they're good presenters despite not being good at analysis either.

cunts

trying to get my tea ready before kickoff but of course my microwave is on the fritz :(

>>150366840
viprow nu is good if you pick the non-hd link, it gets the job done

>>150367908
>tea
>microwave

>>150367908
what the fuck are you on about?
why do you need a microwave for making chai?

i've seen enough arsenal will win the league

>>150368099
big if true.

>>150366840
ppv (dot) to

>>150367968
Isn't that the guy that claims to be english lmao?

taking the piss lads tea's sorted, did have to run out to get a bag of milk thoughever

>>150367908
Tell him to take it off then! Cheeky German cunt!

Was about to post 'based' that nouri wasn't going to down, but alas...

if Poop Baldiola was smart he would buy Jed Spence immediately

>>150367166
>Arsenal Kenya

>Premier League legend Troy Deeney has called for Newcastle United outcast Alexander Isak to 'ruin' Eddie Howe's training sessions in order to force a move to Liverpool.
>"You would go home feeling guilty, being a dick for no reason, burning bridges for people you quite like.
>"But you've just go to remember who you're doing it for: yourself. That's how Isak will be feeling. This is a career-changing, career-defining move."

>>150368610
>for no reason
Poocastle betrayed his trust, treated him like shit and dragged his name through the mud

>the city of shitty

>>150366521
lmao 1974 is crazy

>>150368610
surely better people to take life advice from than him

our resident city fan seems to be without his regular jocularity today

meme magic

why do they always lose to spurs

>>150359607
>Bowen's market value has never been as high as Ethan "28 games" Nwaneri's already is
Is this black tax or Arsenal tax?

is it possible for trafford to be loaned to west ham before the window closes

>>150369133
This is fucking peak obsession, weird cunt. Rope.

>>150368905
At least he has the balls to actually support a team and isn’t a cowardly faggot like you

>>150369468
>>150369503
humourless dweeberino, we meet again! Seems like you're having another wonderful day

>>150369563
I notice you’re still too scared to say which team you support, very curious.

>>150369503
>the balls to actually support a team
can't really say that when he's hiding away though can you

>>150369573
>very xurious
we don't announce our sexual proclivities here

anyone use kodi?

>>150369578
>>150369594
>still too scared to say which team you support
Oh dear oh dear you are absolutely wetting your knickers over revealing your customership

>>150369630
it's week two let's see how the table starts to shake out

>>150369645
I accept your concession.

>>150369600
no I chose Plex as the platform to be too confused by to use

the absolute state of shanty town of manchester

>>150369468
So what's the explanation?

Stay here berts, chilANO is in the match thread

Thank you Frank, now Savinho will cost 100m.

Pepijn Lijnders is a fucking snake

>>150369942
a rat even

Deeney is correct

>English goalkeepers
kwab

Pep is a fucking FRAUD.

>>150369959
Here's Hogg... DEENEY!

>>150369880
guess I know where the humourless dweeb ran off to then

>>150370022
Still too scared to support a team then?

>>150357279 (OP)
pep is a retard for starting James Trafford
Why would you start a GK that just got promoted from the championship for a big six fixture like that just start ederson or ortega>>150368741
Potter is probably the first manager to get the sack

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

forgot how fucking boring city are

>>150370087
thanks but be generous and give me the (You) next time

>>150368610
Cowardly Geordies will cry about this yet still won't go after Scousers for unsettling Isak
Cannot wait for Sunderland to embarrass them home AND away this season

congrats to liverpool on your 3rd premier league title

DESS

ITS HAPPENED AGAIN
ITS HAPPENED AGAIN
MANCHESTER CITY
ITS HAPPENED AGAIN

>>150370189
More like ManSHITEster SHITTY, kek

What did Spurs fans chant when City fans leave the stadium?

>>150370207
Manchester city it's happened again

this new city lot ain’t it. golden era well and truly over. haaland is gone

>>150370207
I dunno, what? *giggles anxiously to himself in anticipation of the punchline*

spurs could realistically win the league

florian wirtz would walk into this city lineup (because he's also a flop)

WELL WELL WELL

>>150370264
yea no
they might win a 4th or 5th place trophy though

doubters?

Arsenal gonna win the league. City and Liverpool look shit.

>>150370309
>paki flag
opinion immediately discarded and laughed at

I told you guys but you didn't listen. Spurs are a good team, and shouldn't be judged on last season under Postecoglou's tactics.

They have a really strong defence, and with Palhinha sitting in front of them, they will be really difficult to break down this year.

who was that calling palhinha shit in this thread the other day was that AW? proper performance today

Almost embarrassed at how easy this league is gonna be this year, even without Isak
Arsenal draw 0-0 later btw

>>150370350
arsewog

How could city lose?
They had higher xG and possession

We all knew it was between Liverpool and arsenal but this pretty much confirms it. Granted city's best players weren't fit but that's not really an excuse. Spurs winning at City tells us nothing because they do it literally every season including under ange and poch.

>>150370284
scram!

Ange beat city 4-0 at the etihad btw. Not convinced by Frank.

Everton will win the league. Everyone else too complacent.

>>150370388
you have to ask?

Daisy Daisy how does your garden grow

What is it about Spurs that means they will thrash City every season but never even look close to winning the league?

>>150370324
>tf
>tp

A female police officer who volunteered to run in plain clothes to catch catcallers has said their behaviour "makes me feel really sort of icky".

PC Abby Hayward, who works for Surrey Police, said she was honked at twice during a 5km (3-mile) undercover run.

The force's Jog On campaign sees female police officers running in targeted locations, with uniformed officers on hand nearby to deal with perpetrators who catcall or shout sexually suggestive comments.

Absolutely dystopian

>turn up in manchester
>take 3 points
>take savio
>leave
nothing personnel pep

POV: You're half a chip butty

POV: you're an American that went to school

i'm going to watch brentford vs aston villa

>>150370346
thankfully there's an option to buy in that palhinha loan deal

>>150370473
This is a football thread Fritz

>>150370473
In Yookay you say hi to pretty girl and Starmer throw you in gulag

Citymong about to disappear for the week

>>150370421
Same. Everyone knows that Spurs are City's bogey team.

>fights to stay in the league
>wins it the next year
based spurs

Picking up a big bag of goods from Cooplands at 16:30.

Can't wait :D

>>150370473
You just know they love the attention.

What game we watching lads?
J/K it's all irrelevant 14 lmao
See you at 5.30

>>150370473
Female police officers are a joke. Can't even protect themselves, never mind the public.

>>150370482
Kek

>>150370581
based and leedspilled

>>150370581
Going for a walk myself, will be back for a worthwhile game

>>150370581
bit of lunch and that

>>150364084
Shankly's jumper is nice

>>150370473
More worried about catcalls from a hungover construction worker on his way to work than Ahmed and literally 30 of his friends chain raping a 13 year old. Nice work UK

>>150370473
Theyre not getting catcalled

>>150370573
toogoodtogo? cooplands usually give massive ones

>>150367961
topman, thanks

>>150370606
Retard

>>150370625
Yeah that's the one. I got THREE toffee danishes last time :)

get in /3pm/ you benders
>>150369884
>>150369884
>>150369884

>>150370612
take your right wing bullshit and fuck off you smelly little incel

>>150370473
>was honked at twice during a 5km (3-mile) undercover run.
How sure are we they weren’t just honking because the runners were in their way or crossing a street or smthg lmao

>>150370638
Shant

>>150370638
Shall

>>150370473
so what is an acceptable noise you can make towards a female? what about if you spot one of these narcs on a jog, can you call them fat pigs? If I had the time wouldn't mind finding a nice bench in the park and turning this plan on its head

That'll be another 200m for city on deadline day then

>>150357279 (OP)
Crazy how much more sovlful Spurs are than Arsenal

>>150370581
Based

>>150370718
Even as a spurs fan I find this take retarded. How can we have soul when Levy exists. Just fuck off.

>>150370766
>Even as a spurs fan
alri aw

Spurs giving Arsenal Eze and now potentially taking points off the Gunners’ title rivals.

Thomas Frank really loves Arsenal.

frankly mr shankly this position i've held

heh

>>150370718
Helps when you have a charismatic manager instead of a lego man

When will possessionfags learn?

i'm call it already, the teams going down are
>west ham
>brentford
>wolves

Crystal Palace was Eze's level.

>>150370898
bvt thvy hvve sovl..... vt's nvt fvir!!!!

>>150358990
>Be a millionaire before the age of 23
>Have mental health issues

hope the flight his family is on goes into the Bermuda triangle

>>150370473
>>150370663

catcalling is not a crime

>>150370932
theyre all just spoilt brats at heart these days, gone are the days when players were proper blokes

>>150370955
Harassing someone is a crime, in most places

>>150370955
No and the detail in the article shows that

>The two people who harassed the runners were educated on street-based harassment and moved on.

>>150370898
Man United personally sunk 2 of those teams

>>150371016
>am I under arrest?
>well no but-
>then shove the lecture up your arse
more like BASED street harassment

brentford just scored from a long throw

oh they disallowed it because the goalkeeper was impeded

>>150371051
Or did they

this is what arsenal get away with every week, expert pundits usually say the goalkeeper just has to be stronger

>>150371111
There's never been a keeper more overrated than Fartinez.

Villa in a death spiral
Should've sold Martinez

Absolute shite games so far today
Only Arsenal Leeds in the all sky 7 main event can save us

>>150371141
need them to win for £245, am i fucked?

>>150371150
>sky 7

Villa missed the chance to sell Watkins for a ridiculous amount.

>>150371111
That's a pretty bullshit decision. Worrying signs that it feels like this so early in the season

>>150371151
If the first half is anything to go by then yeah

>>150371164
You hate us because your club is an irrelevant thirteener

>>150371165
Newcastle still needs a striker

>>150371179
looks like i wont be off down the pub then

HF

>>150371111
>YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CHALLENGE FOR THE BALL WITH THE KEEPER.....Y-YOU'RE JUST NOT OKAY!!!

>>150371111
Compare that to the Arsenal goal last week, where there was approximately 50 times more contact than the marginal contact there on Martinez. Joke of a decision

>>150371210
this is not the place to post half time slags anon you are looking for /3pm/ >>150369884 or a match thread

>>150371111
>>150371236
>it was like arsenal
no it wasn't
go watch the arsenal goal again, saliba doesn't make an attempt on the ball and just stands his ground in front of the keeper

aston villa dared to ruin the sanctity of big 6 and now it's currently being punished with a very weakened squad

>>150371297
>just stands his ground in front of the keeper
>stands his ground
>just stands
game's gone.

>>150371236
Wait till this bloke sees what the Utd players were doing to Raya during their corners and he still fisted the ball away. Keeper just needs to be strong.

Didn't even put any force behind that touch this sport has gotten way too soft

totti sent off !

>>150371372
Newcastle used to ban media every other week but interestingly it was before the Saudis

why are arsenal fans so insufferable?

>>150371372
haha good
Smash the BBC
...
Get your mind out of the gutter, anon.

>>150371396
i would tell you m8 but racism isnt allowed outside /b/ and well they are of a certain breed if you catch my drift

>>150371408
but there are tons of white people supporting them, just look at the flags in eternal arsenal thread

>>150371408
Does it rhyme with 'car keys' but start with a d

Fair play to Tottenham, good result.

Arsenal XI: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori; Odegaard, Zubimendi, Rice; Saka, Gyokeres, Madueke.

Leeds XI: Perri; Bogle. Rodon, Struijk, Gudmundsson; Gruev, Stach, Tanaka; James, Piroe, Gnonto.

will still bros...

>>150371397
cringe

>>150371448
>tp;tf

>>150371426
Yes but the sort of white people who loves brown club ie redditors and dorks

>>150371437
>martinelli benched already
Off to Saudi he goes

>>150371437
>shitueke starting
>other option is shartinelli starting
gotta hop eze solves this predicament.

Reckon this will be Gyokeres last match before he is loaned out

matchy: >>150371482

About 2 hours and a half before
>and it’s 4! Leeds are in dreamland here! Wilfried Gnonto grabs his hat trick… and what’s this? He’s pulling his cock out infront of the clock end

member those fine days when Thomas Frank was the singer for Mike + the Mechanics

>>150371437
>Goykeres

>>150371461
I hope the boot tastes good at least

The referee’s call of red card to Toti Gomes for the denial of an obvious goal scoring opportunity (DOGSO) was checked and confirmed by VAR – with it deemed a clear push on Evanilson, who was through on goal.

bit mad isn't it

>>150371533
Definition of a bogey team, innit?

>>150371489
>making this post twice: >>150371501
get help

>>150371509
>nonsensical reply

why am i able to see player ratings when searching a match on google in mobile, but not in desktop?

>>150371475
>gittens is already benched
was spurs really that good?
or pep is betting against his own team?

JFs out

>>150371437
>Longstaff goes from warming the bench at his hometown club to warming the bench at White Shite FC
well done boys, good process

76 minutes

The last geordies with any backbone or moral fibre left are pointing out that their owners executed another person for speaking out against them

Of course they are receiving a ton of abuse from Geordies who've spent the past year rimming the arse hole of Saudis

>>150371703
P A R K E R B A L L

>>150371724
There's actual football yet you're on here whining about Saudi human rights shite. Fuck off to /pol/ with that bollocks.

>>150371772
t. geordie with a tea towel round his head

wish i was racist, the phrase "ooga booga bix nood" is genuinely hilarious and i wish i had actual reasons to say it

>>150371703
>>150371747
Dyche would be proud

>>150371785
visit england m8 youll gain that naturally in a week

>>150371437
>Badueke starting unironically

Been half watching these shite irrelevant 13 games second half and thought I was watching Burnley Sunderland. Only just properly looked up and realised it’s villa brentford

>>150371804
Who else could start there?

Didn't get my Cooplands bag. Apparently the store shuts earlier on a Saturday and I missed the collection.

Now £3.30 poorer and have no pastries. Absolutely fuming.

>>150371814
Which team are you trying to force into the God Six exactly?

>>150371814
kek may as well be with this slop
am quite happy with the results as they stand nice to see sunderland lose their cockiness and villa get put in their place

Based Parkerball

>>150371533
winning against guardiola's man city cup champions, you'll never sing that

>>150371724
so you're telling me New castle united fans actually care about a bloke named jalal half way across the globe and are not doing this for the intention of scoring fictional internet twitter points?

glad QPR are here to ensure West Ham aren't the most embarrassing team in London

Will Turf Moor be a fortress again this season

European cup winners, Arsenal will never sing that

>>150371860
Being in non-league is embarrassing

>>150371823
Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

>>150371860
not allowed talking about qpr lest we risk a dressing-down from our resident meme historian (he's perusing the archives as we speak)

>>150371882
surely phase 6 sharteta will finally win something

>>150371860
The Sunderland result arguably puts West Ham back in top position

>>150371955
>/mug/ before they even play

>>150371882
thank you for finally adjusting it to European Cup winners instead of European Champions

>>150372047
>That announcement video
Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate them

>>150371830
Lelds.

>>150372117
https://x.com/Arsenal/status/1959284531250241863

Imagine if he's a complete disaster.

Beat Villa, should have been 2-0. Shall enjoy my away day at the League Cup match against Bournemouth

Oh look, it’s seething again

>>150372117
seething?

>>150372147
>>150372152
>you can't criticise a cringeworthy announcement video
Typical foreign plastics.

>>150372123
Cute, you're lucky you're irrelevant 14 because you'll be back in non-league this time next year

>seethe seethe seethe
Ya not reading all of that

>>150372179
I hate White Shite FC, I'm just telling you what the sperg trying to force that meme's doing.

>>150372185
You'll just have to hope he doesn't end up as Pepe 2.0.

>>150372152
Just you Kuwait for the incoming Leeds smash and grab, then you'll see some seething

>>150372170
You are DEFINITELY seething though
Not normal
Leave the house you worthless cunt

>>150372231
>>150372231
>>150372231

>>150372204
shan't, all will be UKay.

>>150372217
lol, keep getting upset