Thread 150357904

5-1 No Pole Calmer edition

Why can't he defend corners?

I’ve always preferred east cheese to West Ham anyway
London stadium emptier than my wallet

>>150357955
POTTAH

What does Delap do?

paqueta pulling a sicky to get subbed off

imagine getting sacked 2 games in

How the fuck did Potter actually do well at Brighton? He’s been beyond shambolic at Chelsea and now West Ham.

So happy to see that hipster ponce wanker exposed

Potter's gotta be the first man for the sack, right?
ENTER
ANGE

>>150357998
would be lush together

>>150358021
Elite tier scouting gave him a squad full of top 8 tier players who nobody had heard of so it surprised everyone and looked like overachievement when they pushed for the top half

got rejected by a girl and went from 82kg to 77kg in a couple of weeks.

>>150357955
Too English. His brain cannot handle advanced tactics.

Potheads 1st for a nice severance isn't he

THE WEST HAM WAY

>>150358059
Will be guest of honour at the next British managers luncheon club with Pardew, Pulis, Big Sam, Steve Bruce etc
Sunday Roast carverys all round on Potter using his severance pay

>>150358059
Destroy & Exit

>>150357955
leave it alone

Graham Potter the type to have a schizo breakdown and use his severance pay to retire to somewhere remote and start a beekeeping sanctuary

>>150358098
kek

>>150358098
>leaving out Sir Osama

>>150358019
Love bogged hags like this

Good lord is hot as hell today lads. 28c. Not sure if im down for a kick about with the lads now

>>150358098
four carlings and one ipa por favor

KWAB

>Foshartna on
>immediate issues

>making a new thread for the last 20 minutes on a slow board
mong op

>>150358098
we really need a new english manager carousel

>>150357955
Should have studied more defence against the dark arts, Potta.

>>150358098
>Pards
either wine or bottle of lager
>Pulis
lager
>Big Sam
pint of white wine
>Bruce
pint of bitter
>Potter
probably tap water the boring prick

Potter's about to get expelliarmus'd out of his job

Estevao scared to shoot

anyone listened to any good audiobooks recently any recomendations

>>150358172
limoncello for potter

>>150358157
nice autism mate. just kidding, its not nice, its actually annoying

>>150358167
Bring Back Mark Hughes

>>150358192
if you dont tell newfags what theyre doing wrong they wont stop will they

I need Bristol to win 2 nil to Derby or else I won't afford my mortgage this month again. I'm feeling lucky.

>>150358188
I exclusively listen to the sound of rain and wind these days mate

Zestevao in the mud

>>150358188
https://open.spotify.com/episode/12l6ZBZKCuXuiQdOsmCIGy

they will tell you not having a shirt sponsor is a bad thing

>>150358131
>young waitress walks by 3 times as Graham shyly tries to get her attention
>”OY” says Big Sam as he smacks her on the arse with his massive tractor sized meaty palm
>the waitress giggles and goes red “what can I get you biiiiig Sam? Another pint of wine you old fox?” She says seductively
>”Nah luv me mate Graham has been trying to order tho”
>the waitress turns and looks at Graham. Her expression turns to one of boredom mixed with disdain. “And what do YOU want?” She asks
>”um… erm… I was just, like, wondering if… if you had any vegan options”
>the whole table falls silent
>Pardew and Pulis instinctively look to their leader, Big Sam
>Expertly breaking the tension, Big Sam cracks a joke “heh, you big chufter! He’ll learn lads don’t worry”
>Graham gulps. Partly relieved that he’s gotten away with one but partly disappointed in himself for being an effeminate, weak loser
>”listen ‘ere” Big Sam continues… “when you’re out with us you eat some fucking meat. I’ll find out where the fucking foreign faggots eat and drop you off there next time”
>camera pans to a shot of Pep, Arteta and Unai emery in a swanky tapas bar rearranging the small meals into tactical formations

I wish there were more white people at my chelski :(

>>150358021
Its impossible to do badly at Brighton the computer just tells you what to do

>>150358204
The next Vini

>>150358236
top kek Very good mate

>>150358236
top bants

>>150358236
kek

>>150358236
Turn this into a shitty AI comic and you'll make twitter bucks

>>150358236
enjoyed this

>Bowen deserves a better team
Does he though?

>>150358279
One day we'll be able to make entire AI sitcoms with a cast of football managers

>>150358236
pints flying, god save are king bellowed out, brexit saved

Joao Pedro 12pts
God Bless

>>150358202
She cute.
Name?

Teeming with foreigners this match

>>150358008
>>150358021
>>150358059
>>150358239
>thirdies cuckwatching

>>150358236
Would subscribe. When's the next edition coming out lad?

>>150358315
uh oh friend

Would have thought Bowen would be snapped up by now

>take break
>check phone
>Bayern 6-0
>back to project I have to finish
>check phone
>Chelsea 5-1

>>150358316
all of england

>>150358355
he will never leave he is a one club man

this ward-prowse guy had the potential to beat juninho's free kick record

>>150358362
The lesson is to: Überprüfen Sie nicht auf Ihr Telefon

>>150358382
He’s worried that his bogged missus’ fake hardman actor dad who hasn’t been relevant for 20 years might do something

poor Potter, once upon a time he was a contender for the england job

era?

era

handball?

Glad nigson and poodueke got binned

>>150358393
he aint good enough to step up a level he will just be joining a similar type team a everton or someone

that was a penalty
oliver, you blind
second penalty you missed

>>150358391
West Ham 'til I die, JK I need to get 5 tube trains full of browns to get home.

>>150358385
Fifa 15 legend

west ham were probably hoping that was a penalty instead of a corner

I have a question, how do the commentators decide on a Player of the Match, and in extension, how does the TV director already know to zoom to that player and show the Player of the Match graphics? Sometimes it feels like the commentators get told who it is gonna be, and then make up some bullshit on the fly as to why they themselves chose that player?

Need to get this Hermansson shipped off to Dagenham if they'll have him

>>150358430
Tarot Cards, ya wank.

Era
Wasn't given out of pity

NO ERA

>>150358430
I think you're right. And they make up some stats to justify it. What was that stat for Estevao? Most penetrating runs in the final third from direct assists?

>make everyone leave early
>barely any boos at the final whistle
Potter masterclass.

they're back
and now maresca needs to know how to play with palmer again

>>150358430
Obviously gets decided a few minutes in advance, no idea if the co-comm decides it or someone else.

>"english" league
>goals all scored by brown foreigners from poor third world countries
kek

>>150358459
Pep?

>>150358462
let me just grab my telescope

tomorrow city vs spuds
sunday fullham vs united
monday EL RATico

>>150358462
There are no ants in this thread mate

>>150358472
TEMU pep

Love Cucurella. Simple as

>>150358453
It's the most obvious when it's Ally Mccoist cuz he always sounds like he has no clue why that player was picked or was slagging them off seconds earlier. Or just say "brilliant work rate" or some shit

Breathe it in

>>150358459
Just sell him to united, he’s washed

>>150358533
2 points behind sunderland this time tomorrow

>>150358462
>>150358474
kek

Yanks saying Joao PEYdro making me nauseous

>>150358533
You'll never see anything like this again

>>150358533
Not to get ahead of myself but... WE'RE WINNING THE LEAGUE

>>150358533
where's united