Thread 150358733

garbage games edition

roos v crom
tigs v cats
iggs v swasn

first for the mighty power

I’ve never been happy

>>150358825
Crisp first thought of the day

I am ugly
I have autism
I am stupid
I am unworthy

>>150359035
crisp izak rankine

Nothing wrong with having autism

Imagine if gold cunts bottle it kek
>only have to beat one of 13th and 15th placed teams
>lose

>>150359119
Crisp Zak Butters

absolutely butchered my eggs on toast and it's affecting my mood

I think culturally and development wise, Ken and his team have gotten Port to a point where, like Geelong, people want to play there.
Last night you saw Port's 2's essentially tear apart a finals side because they wanted to play for this club. They care about their coach, they care about their fans, they care about selection.
It's because Port, Geelong, Sydney and Richmond are run like workplaces while Carlton, Essendon, North and St Kilda are run like clubs.
Treat your players well and they will risk life and limb for you.
I expect great things in years to come.
First time finishing bottom 6 in 13 years and I am grateful.
Long live King Ken.

shitney is not a club that inspires people to play for them lol they don't show up to important games like a gf

>>150359522
>It's because Port, Geelong, Sydney and Richmond are run like workplaces while Carlton, Essendon, North and St Kilda are run like clubs.

Did you mix up workplaces and clubs here? just wondering

Is Josh Carr a meme or legit

who do the pies need to win now?

>>150359545
figure it out yourself piesperg

I wish there was a world where SUNS could miss even after they beat Essendon

>>150359554
cant

American education on fine display, gentlemen

>>150359558
Based Fred customer

>>150359605
personal laziness in this instance

i miss the times before zoomers knew about words like meme and literally
cunts don't even know the meaning of either
for rxample >>150359544

>>150359668
Why are you seething

IF Bane and Hawks loom
THEN Pies miss the top 4

didn't ask

>>150359715
hawks are 4 points behind collingwood and bane are 8% below, genius

don't care fella

cawwww cawwwwww

>>150359715
based retard helper

>Cook a couple of strips of bacon in a pan with a teaspoon of oil. Whisk up 3 eggs in a small bowl for a minute or 2. >When bacon is done take it out and immediately put the eggs in the pan for 30 seconds or until the liquid softens while pushing it around with a spatula so it doesn't stick.
How do you fuck it up

I’m the best cook here and it’s not even close

Saturday work: done
Dick: blown by missus
Footy: on
Races: on

god it feels good to be a tradie

>>150360217
Same
But I don't like to brag about it too much

>>150360157
>using oil for bacon
I know your bacon is different down under but there is already so much fat you don't need to add any

>>150360503
yucky yuck

>>150360217
based troy

>the live match thread of the tradies marching against covid from four years ago
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/113475235

two more weeks

>>150360672
>all those pinegap tradie shills
yikes

>>150360672
https://www.tiktok.com/@the.tiser/video/7127934376507198722

>>150360503
not a taco

>>150360526
It can still stick to the pan I've found, but it might depend on the pan. It's also mostly so there is enough oil for the eggs but you're right most of that comes from the bacon hence cooking the bacon first

crazy how more people protest against israel then they did for getting forced vax

>>150360728
Well, Israel kills people.

>>150360672
is this when they banned smokos?

>>150360740
OOF you know he's pulling up the infographs right now hahahhahahaha

>>150360740
the vaccines have killed tens of millions and counting

>>150360771
It was the 2 weeks freeze on construction the government enforced because apparently it was the industry that had the second most cases.
Strangely the renovations done on govt buildings in Geelong weren't affected during the two weeks.

>3 saturday games
>they are all shit
>ARE YOU HECKING PUMPED FOR SUPER SUNDAY THOUGH HOW EXCITING!!!!???

Geelong and the Western Bulldogs have become the first teams since Melbourne in 2018 to average more than 100 point a game in the Home and Away season

Adelaide can join them if the score at least 135 points against North Melbourne

mould toast buns

remember when piesperg was quiet all night and then erupted when the pies just got over the line against the 14th ranked side

>>150360975
i do indeed

gma

are you kunce gonna watch the footy today

essendon have the chance to do the funniest thing
brad scott should rev the fuck out of them after everyone has written it off as a free win for the suns since april

My brain hurts. I think I have a head cold. Freezing wind not helping, think its couch for rest of day lads

just saw the port snus score, you fearmongering fucks were so desperate for the pies to get kicked out of the top 4 but now that's impossible hahahaha

Fish and chips for lunch. Might get a fried dimmy as well, idk

>>150361235
Port stood up for the Alpha Triple Broship

>>150360740
So true

might start micksperging again

Reckon I’ll start the day with a nice mixed drink

I've completed all my chores for the day. Been food shopping already. Top dressed the lawn.
What now?

>>150359840
>>150359916
And then Giants win you spastic

>>150361303
Trvke

>>150359545
>>150359559
Their hard fought battle against the mighty Melbourne Demons (14th) has secured them a spot in the finals

They need St Kilda and Bulldogs to win in order to stay in the top 4

Good morning dickheads. How cool is this? Swedes can still do unridiculous shit on occasions,
God bless footy and all who put up with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tGNq9XxgdA

>>150361640
fremantle isnt making up 16% kek
god there are some absolute spastics on this site when it comes to predicting

Who was in the wrong here?

>>150361655
What's 22.4 minus 8.6?

>>150361667
yeah right i had a quick glance and read collingwoods % as 124
>Bulldogs to win in order to stay in the top 4
care to explain the margin fremantle would need to win by to even mention this?

yep ive done him again
stay quiet next time champion or ill expose you again

>>150361681
>>150361734
GWS only need to win by 120 tho

Although St Kilda are in a very formidable 12th and have actually won their last 3 games so I can't see GWS winning by more than a goal, if at all.

i owe a lot of money (mortgage) to a lot of bad people (the bank)

if st kilda scores 50 points gws will need to score 182
wont stop fox footy showing the live ladder for the entire game

the pies are locked in the top 4
cope and seethe faggots

If cats lose by 400 points they could miss the top 4
Just sayin'

Crazy how aus/pol blowies make political posts in /afl/ when they have an entire board dedicated to political topics

Crazy how /r9k/cels make crybaby posts in /afl/ when they have an entire board dedicated to blogging

>Crows
meme
>Cats
might go all the way
>Magpies
solved
>Lions
weak
>Hawks
might go all the way
>Giants
meme
>Freo
meme
>Dogs
won't go all the way
>Suns
meme

it's easy to call teams memes but the fact is anyone can beat anyone with the help of the fluorescent faggots, as we saw last night

>>150362099
Yeah that's why I can't say they have no chance
Chances are it will be given to a meme team by umpire like the lions last year

Why did they put the good games on a Sunday night?

>Crows
Frauds
>Cats
Frauds
>Magpies
Frauds
>Lions
Frauds
>Hawks
Frauds
>Giants
Frauds
>Freo
Frauds
>Dogs
Frauds
>Suns
Frauds

>>150362144
>le epic last minute finals shaping games xd

>>150362144
Because we NEED to find out who will win between the swans and eagles tonight

>super saturday
>there's nothing super about it
Real limp

if only dimma had prime dusty martin to chuck in the centre last night
then we would have seen those elite triple premiership winning coach skills come to front

daisy pearce future coach of west coast eagles mens team

>>150362333
Couldn't hurt.

collingwood haters are desperately clutching at straws as always

already dreading what ill do with my time next weekend
let alone when footy is over for good

>>150362518
all the fanfic about two sides winning by 200 points to knock the pies out of the top 4 is frankly quite sad

>>150362526
Reckon I'll just belt my areshole.

they'll lose to the crows and every team in the 5th-9th spot can eliminate magpies anyway kek
collywobbles collywobbles kek kjek kek

any pride rallies at the dome today?

>>150362620
there's a pride rally at your dome scheduled for tonight

>>150362620
pies played last night mate

kek

>>150362651
SO true

>lol collingwood wont make top 8
>lol collingwood wont make top 4
>lol melbourne is going to beat collingwood
>lol pies will lose to crows
>lol pies will lose to any team 5-8
kek the constant changing of the target is so sad
keep going! eventually one will stick!

anon wake up the footys on

>>150362694
daicos winning a flag in his 2nd year buckbroke this general

>>150362694
If you said
>lol collingwood will lose to ___
During the last 7 weeks you were right 5/7 times

>>150362749
sounds like the words of someone who's club isnt in the top 4 lol

dadza is pretty insufferable when he tries to talk about politics
it was better when he'd just watch whatever slop was on TV rather then youtube.

>>150362813
What's he saying

>>150362824
typical nonsense about woke companies going broke. It may be true but the videos he watches just exist to make you angry, it's better to just ignore all this shit IMO

live ladder puts croms in 1st place
thanks live ladder

news.com.au did a poll about what suspension rankine should have got and 49% said fine only
they are fucking seething over the results kek

>>150362848
They should do a poll to see what punishment the faggot deserves

>>150361662
"taffelaide" for the one word non-rebuttal and wearing a st pauli jumper (unironic gay cunt lefty poof german soccer club)

>>150362838
Nah it's good to be informed about this stuff but I agree you shouldn't be consuming it through ragebait

Produce ragebait don't consume it

>>150362884
epic... simply epic

>>150362884
>>150362920

safe to say these two teams wont be doing much in finals

>harry "seagull" sheezel
Explains the big beak.

>>150360503
>hard tacos
>not soft
>best cook
lol, jajaja even

>>150362943
8 week suspension for that one mate
not on.

>>150362949
Childish taste

>>150362918
i don't think so. better to focus on things you can actually change instead of getting annoyed at American politics

of course the mutt likes hard tacos

>>150362954
bell street gyg in 15 minutes champ

>>150362974
Maccas street Taco Bell, 6 seconds, bud.

>>150362972
Soft tacos aren't tacos, they're just wraps

>it's another fraud team limp across the line
Yawn

COME ON PIES

>>150362989
wy@ i've been here for ages

>crows trying to lose so they dont have to face collingwood
kek sad

>>150362990
kebabs aren't kebabs, they're just wraps

>>150362990
Sometimes they're burritos.

Give me one reason why I should get out of bed

KWAB YOU CROW FAGGOT

>>150363015
kebabs don't have bread
you're thinking of souvlakis

>>150363031
soft tacos

>>150363031
if you stay in bed too long you get a sore neck

Bulldogs should beat Freo, kek at Gold Coast and Dimma the fuckhead.

>>150363031
You need to go to the toilet.

>>150361930
I’ve tried posting on aus/pol/ again recently but it’s honestly really sovlless

>>150363052
no but steven bidet

>>150363031
You're about to miss a chance encounter with your future wife

I’m so drunk kek

why are the crows not resting players, aren't the confirmed top spot?
what if they get injuries?

>Kangaroos pull off the upset, beating the Crows
>Geelong win against Richmond
>Geelong finish 1st, Collingwood 4th
>Geelong """"home"""" final at the MCG against Collingwood
Kino.

>>150363147
They're confirmed top two.
If they lose and Geelong win, Geelong will almost certainly overtake them on percentage (it's very close).

>>150363162
hmm true at this rate crows % will drop if it's only a close win, where cats will probably flog richmond

>>150363187
>if it's only a close win
They're 4 points ahead on the ladder. A win means they finish top regardless.

would shrimply love to see crows vs pies in the gf and rankine back in. would they dob him in if he did again? maybe if they lost again

>>150363208
oh yeah i'm retarded so they should've rested players then after all

>>150363218
he would do it again but this time remember to belt some cunts as well
a 12 week suspension would be worth it

>>150363224
Win: 1st
Lose: 2nd (probably, maybe 1st).

North are really giving them a good challenge at the moment. Very real risk they could lose with their full team, let alone if they rested people.

where was you when nrl is kill?

>>150363260
Right here, forgetting that NRL was even a thing.

what a miss

rankine calls the whole collingwood team a mob of poofs, belts them behind the play, kicks the winning goal and taunts the cheer squad who invade the field

riot police have to get involved and afl introduces a send off rule. rankine gets 12 weeks and a premiership medallion

>>150363224
There's a bye week before finals. Why would they want to rest players for two weeks? Who's battling injury on their list atm?

just thinking its crazy we are sitting here a fully fit football player isnt playing a game because he said a word

>>150363313
Didn't thilthorpe get injured in the iggs game 2 weeks ago?

resting players worked so well for collingwood btw

>>150363335
he played out the game

comben getting mogged

>>150363352
don't remind him you'll set him off kek

kek that deflect

caleb daniel sucks so bad

You get a free kick because your stupid ass can't catch? Come on

>>150363409
>le why doesnt crazy bevo play him!!!??
fucking fantasy spastics

>>150363409
i think this every time i see him out there
north would be better off playing one of their million 18yo first rounders, couldn't be much worse

>>150363409
Traded for pick 25 btw

>Couldn't decide whether to trade Rankine to Thilthorpe or Cameron
>Went Cameron
Well, that was retarded. Now Thilthorpe is gonna hit 150 and Cameron will probably struggle to hit 50.

wow thats crazy!
its almost like no one gives a fuck about your fantasy side!

>>150363444
You should.

i hunger

for

which team will have the biggest trade period?

let's go crows!

Hey just curious, how much does it cost to sit midfield lower bowl for a Norf game? Feels like their tickets would be dirt cheap

>>150363480
imagine the pride of south australia on bagpipes

>>150363480
average Crows supporter

>>150363480
disgusting posting this
imagine the horrid weak this guy has had

>>150363480
At this point? Would

>>150363495
trip on hinkley

Tex is such a legend. The guy is a pleasure to watch play

does reddit still hate tex or is rankine the new target

>>150363570
reckon r/afl doesn't even remember the tex scandal now

>>150363570
go back

is tex playing next year

who is this lippy mutt

>>150363586
>t.San Francisco

>>150363480
we will ban players to please fans like this!
if you complain, get with the times bigot!

HERE COME THE KANGAS

>>150363600
Yeah, I bet you are, bud.

whats some straight slurs that they say in aflw

Great mark by Curtis

>>150363595
go back

>>150363618
Breeder

>>150363618
"I eat pussy better than your husband"

bluds in here doing bigfooty comments kek

>>150363629
hot

>>150363635
no punish

>>150363730
Looking good, mate.

>>150363730
looks straight out of a creepypasta

>>150363730
hire her

>>150363730
i remember alberton sluts looking rougher than that

>>150363730
where the feet at

corr the cardiobunnies in that ad

You won't catch me at the W if that shit was my job

>North
>Draw against Brisbane
>Going to win against Adelaide
Are they back?

Sprinkler head is a derogatory term for Asians

>>150363785
No it isn't.

>>150363790
grire

>>150363785
Never heard that one. Not really sure how it would work - Chinese spitting everywhere?

if you think racist thoughts, does that make you racist?

>>150363799
No, only racist actions.

>north still in this
Oh no no no, adelaide fraudbros!

>>150363790
lots of 40m torps come off those feets

collingwood are going to smash these pretenders

>>150363803
the fuck are you watching?

>>150363799
Depends on the thought.

>All of X need to die
Yeah, that's racist.

>I need to conquer and breed all of X's women
That's perfectly normal.

>>150363794
>>150363798
similar to zipper heads

parker is underrated

jayden "sprinkler head" nguyen

why do seppos always take on the role of educator in these threads
shut the fuck up you are a guest

>>150363837
That makes no sense. You're just making shit up.

Apparently the reason Adelaide Oval broke the attendance record last week was that the Crows sold 500 more general admission tickets than they're legally allowed to sell so they breached safety codes. That's the real reason Rankine got banned the scalping fuck.

luamon "midnight" lual

>>150363854
You zoomers are fucking retards

https://english-grammar-lessons.com/zipperhead-meaning/

>>150363867
You're retarded.

>I’ve been openly gay for 20 years: to my family, my friends, my neighbours, even the postie. Everyone knows, except my local footy club.

>posts article with name on it
are gays more fucking dumb then women?

>>150363873
>post evidence refuting his retarded claims
>"Y-y-you're retarded"

Kek

The Adelaide Carjackers vs. North Melbourne Kangaroos

>>150363878
why are you reading the sydney morning herald nrl section?

griffin logue having a shitter

>makes claim about a term no one has ever heard of
>posts "evidence" which cites a completely different term
huh?

Footscray vs Freo is the only game I give a shit about this weekend

>>150363730
Pull back on the tan, sweetheart.

>>150363903
>Ignores the evidence presented
>"H-h-huh?"

Tell us mate which primary school you went to so nobody sends their kids there

>Rory Laird takes a guy out on the wing
Get ready for some Adelaide sooking when he gets rubbed out.

https://www.bunnings.com.au/products/garden/hoses-sprinklers/sprinkler-heads
bro check this out haha bunnings has an entire section dedicated to a racist term

drank 20 drinks last night and feel like I'm about to have a stroke
just a couple more hours before I can drink again to shake this off

>>150363920
Would love to take you out for some chicken wings

>>150363922
they also sell faggots.
https://www.bunnings.com.au/ryobi-10mm-fluted-dowel-100-pack_p0466344

>>150363920
wtf was he thinking

collingwood magpies is a derogatory term for homosexuals

>>150363922
oi cunt av youse gots a tradie licence tah be in that farken aisle

weak 50

>>150363932
>they also sell faggots.
You can buy an Aussie?

>>150363920
if he was rubbed out he'd be at wet on wellington iykwim haha

feel like getting into a scrap
any of you blokes want to fight? we can go for a beer afterwards

Thank god adelaide are wearing white shorts today, I wouldn't have been able to tell the teams apart otherwise

>>150363949
Would flatten you, m8

>>150363949
beer is reddit

>>150363949
bell street maccas in 15 minutes champ

Australians are so retarded their hobbies are working on the weekend around the house

>>150363960
based sisza on the left

>>150363968
it's actually life admin m8

>>150363968
What are you, Haitian? Maintain your shit.

>>150363968
tradies built the nation mate

>150363947
little amerimutt gets arsehurt by people not immediately falling to their knees and sucking his dick in this general and starts insulting the aus chads here, thinking anyone gives a fuck.
i don't even give a fuck, just saving you the embarassment in future americlap, it's pathetic and no-one gives a shit that you're a seppo.

>>150363980
that explains why everything looks horrendous

>>150363968
Power tools are based. Lawn mowing, hedge trimming, tree cutting, power washing, wood working just to name a few enjoyable things a real man does

One day I will make the pilgrimage to Bell St macca's /afl/'s mecca.

>>150363986
Forced to be a white collar beta cuck during the week, so try and roleplay a masculine man on the weekend.

Meanwhile tradies are alpha men during the week so can be proper family men on the weekend and play with their kids.

>>150363998
>/afl/'s mecca
literally just one of mickheads shit jokes champ

>>150363981
Go back mate. Make sure to pick up a tampon on the way. You're a fucking muppet. If you post garbage like this again I will personally fly on the next Qantas flight and come beat your ass until you're singing Yankee Doodle on command you little bogan cringelord cunt

whats this "go back" retort he keeps saying

>>150364007
Can't be. Surely Bell Street predates Micksperg.

imagine unloading a load in her

>>150364000
based seamstress

>>150364011
go forward iykwim haha
wagmi

more of a dixie land man me

>>150363968
>t. apartment poof

cry more seppo subhuman kek

>>150364018
fucking corr imagine her getting passed around at homebase

real men collect neetbux, drink alone and goon

>>150364007
freshie cazzie blowie

>>150364018
this is AI

>>150364030
applied for tafe yet mate

>>150364030
I don't know about real men, but I certainly do.

>>150364029
imagine a tribe of all her bastard offspring with different tradies

>>150364033
>tfw no hormonal acne breakout teen gf to explore tight quivering goosebump body with your aged and wise tongue as her nubile vagina awaits breeding

when my mum dies I'm gonna be homeless

>>150363780
You jinxed it

>>150364044
Renting or house being split between kids?

>>150364042
Legal though... right?

>>150364050
renting

>>150364042
>when you see the cute little goosebumps form around her budding and erect breasts/nipples

>>150364042
Her demands:
2 meters tall
Make $500k a year
Own multiple businesses
6 pack abs
22cm penis
Vacation 4 months a year
She pays nothing

>>150360728
We did protest against forced vax, and lockdowns and mandates.

>>150363960
Lots of good reactions in this

I wish I had a gun just for the security of knowing I can easily press quit when the time comes.
all other sui methods take too much effort

>>150364060
based tradie

>>150364068
saints scarves are /fa/ as fuck

Are youse blokes even watching the bloody footy?

>>150360791
time for bed grandpa

>>150364096
what's a "foot e"

Just give them the fucking goal. This game is over

Fuck these blokes are idiots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4bxjfXMZ-4

Kino goal.

>>150364121
>just give them a pity goal

>>150364124
I can usually get about 180/197, but I'm a flag nerd.

based rodan

fuck keane can be a spastic paddy sometimes

>>150364133
Goal was the correct call. Never in doubt.

KANGA KANGA KANGA

Fast forward to the Grand Final and Collingwood vs Adelaide already. This year has been a slog

>>150364152
>collingwood

Norf? Fucking NORTH, mate.

>>150364156
He's back baby!

Pack it up boys, it's over

The call has been made.

The 5AA engines are revving ever so slightly

>>150364171
more likely to jump off the west gate

uh cromnegroes?

I'll take back everything bad I've said about Norf this year should they be able to win this.

Crows were first to 100
Nothing more to see

*be's telling the tale*

>moving backwards
>50M!!!!
fucking these fucking poofs

That's such a horseshit call

That was a big 50

good kick from Pete Ling

>>150364191
>told to stand
>dont stand
It's a 50

4 goals
9 minutes
That's the equation

>92
KWAB

Needed that one.

KWABrtis

nothing would be sweeter than a crom loss

Why are North refusing to stand?

50
0

>>150364229
>29
BAWK

norwood v port starting soon lads

the problem is 50m is far too great of penalty for not standing
needs to be 15m a most

I'm a crow fan but really not very optimistic about finals

>>150364255
based izak

>female boundary rider comes in to throw

what a circus

North really pissing this game away.

>>150364247
>15m penalty
Every mark/free would have a professional stand free to give the defence more time to set up.

>>150364255
Ah, a fellow Crowbro. Yeah it's gonna be a scary finals for us.

>>150364247
Not an issue if players just stand tbqhwy

>>150364255
i am not a crowfag but i know a lot of crowgres who agree with this sentiment, a lot are saying its shades of 2017 but that is also when they got pantsed on gf day, thinking bane or geelong this time instead of the tiges

Interesting, just looked at the stats and crows are 17th in the comp for disposal efficiency but 2nd in the comp for goal kicking accuracy. So for some reason they suck at hitting a target around the ground except when in front of goals they are really accurate.

For most teams the opposite is true

Out of those three, I thought the Crows guy had the most of it.

>>150364264
just have a shot clock then

need a goal in 30 seconds for the leigh matthews rule to apply

loom

North won the story.

Loomchads we're still in this.

>>150364284
Bad hands?

wtf am I going to do next weekend with no footy

>>150364298
US Open looms

>>150364298
meth mostly

>>150364298
>no footy
aflw is on chud

>>150364293
nvm

The behind that won the match.

Richmond vs Geelong starting in 10 minutes

>>150364309
Imagine actually watching the AWFL... LOL!

>>150364316
cant wait

>>150364309
>the W
I'd rather go to Gaza than watch AFLW

WE ARE THE FUCKING [spoiler]minor[/spoiler] PREMIERS!

>Crows can't beat top 8 teams
>Crows wont beat hawks
>Crows wont finish top
>Crows wont beat pies
>Crows can't win without Rankine
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>Crows wont win their first final
>Crows wont win the prelim
>Crows wont win at the MCG

Recall Crows winning the flag without their best forward in 97 and 98

>>150364333
your team is shit, full of duckers and tossers
straight sets is on the cards

>>150364338
mfw

>>150364338
n-no...

geelong better do a 222 on richmond again iykwim haha

OK you miserable cunts I'm going to fuck off now. See you tomorrow

whats with all the blowins recently

the crowstards here try so hard to be like the port customers but they're nowhere near as funny

>>150364342
You're a retarded faggot

>>150364338
please no

>>150364342
Shut the fuck up gaylord.

>>150364342
>your team is shit

Minor premiers. Cope.

Is this the lowest skill gap between 1st and 9th in recent history?

what in the tranny fuck is that thing in the bunnings ad

>>150364370
What's an ad?

>>150364370
A Proud Australian.

Shartelaide will get arsefucked by hawthorn in the qualifying then by collingwood in the prelim

>>150364367
you mean first and 10th?
i do think it's crazy that only ONE team outside the top 9 (sydney) looks like they have any chance of making finals next year

>>150364376
You said the same thing at few weeks ago.

Cope

>>150364376
There is no outcome where hawthorn finishes 4th

>>150364376
how will hawkroaches play in the qualifying final when they will lose tomorrow then lose the elimination final?

gambling is stupid

>>150364391
what
>beat bane
>boom you now are 4th because gws and freo even if they win have a lower % than you

>>150364376
>Hawthorn

Congrats Adelaide Carjackers.

>>150364397
% puts them in 3rd if they beat bane

>>150364391
If they beat brisbane by a goal, they will finish 4th because theire percentage will drop below collingwoods

>>150364405
oh right i get you now
but if they win by less than 120% it still goes down so they could be 4th even if it's unlikely

>>150364405
no it doesnt

Trust

Jezza on track to bring up 100 during this game.

>>150360803
Gotta give easy wins to guarantee Geelong finishes 2nd ya know.

>>150364415
your team is shit

Thought you were leaving.

>>150364440
Go to bed seppo

>>150364440
What team do you barrack for, Burger?

>>150362099
Didn't help melbourne

>>150362544
Unless I'm reading it wrong, doesn't Hawthorne just need to win?

>>150364474
Everybody gets one

>>150362099
fully expect them to give it to a meme side like they did to collingwood a couple years ago

>>150364484
yes you are a retard thanks for confirming

this place has so much trouble with basic mathematics its quite frightening

Lots of empty seats there. I thought Richmond was a big club?

RC is dead, RC remains dead. And we have killed Him.

>>150364512
but enough about australia pre-1788

>>150364524
for you

>>150364528
Good

>>150364458
Faggot.

>>150364537
WOAH WOAH WOAH

paging doctor faggot

>>150364537
We have to stamp out this kind of homophobic rhetoric.

>>150364528
Had to happen.

lads say it with me
collingwood.is.not.missing.the.top.4
jesus christ

I've had one bowel movement in the last 6 days

>>150364557
Well you better catch it.

>>150364557
What have you eaten across the last two days?

>>150363489
Tickets are the same no matter whose playing, it's just stadium. At thier home matches it's about $40 AUD iirc. The MCG is cheaper.

>>150364577
lmao what a specky

i before e except after c idiot

>>150364592
ancient

>>150364592
science

>>150364606
English is weird

>13 scoring shots in a quarter
52 shots in the match?

>>150364620
>13
>52
just felt something call to me lads

>>150364623
garn crown kingy?

>>150364620
Yes but it will be 20.32

>>150364620
DESPITE
E
S
P
I
T
E

>>150364639
cringe

>>150364643
boiling

>>150364592
You like to receive dicks up your ass.

>>150364658
yeah but only fake ones

i get a stiffy when elenis umpiring

>>150364662
no fun in that ;p~

Stengle has been pretty shit for a while./

any gamers

>>150364674
She should be umpiring nude.

NEW
>>150364677
>>150364677
>>150364677

>>150364681
>36 posts before current hits bump limit
Dumb Hawk supporting retard

>>150364678
yeah mate i play candy crush

there is >early
and then there is that

>>150364692
It was at 500 a second ago, I have no idea what happened.
Also WE ARE GEELONG!

>>150364704
you drunk big fella x

>>150364710
I watched it count up to 499 while I baked. I swear. 40 posts disappeared.

>three games today
>north, richmond and west coast playing
Grim

>>150364716
kek been there
atleast its on the right board
i used to make /afl/'s on /g/

>>150364716
Then why aren't they in the archive? You're drunk or dumb.

>>150364731
Haven't had a drink in months, but I can't deny the latter. Do deleted posts show up in the archive?

>2.3
Fuck you, Cameron. Kick straighter than you are, faggot.

>>150364744
no but steven backspace iykwim haha

>>150277540
westfield tuggerah

>>150364744
>Do deleted posts show up in the archive?
Provided they were archived before a janny deleted them so almost always with the exception of things deleted for breaking US law. They're deleted completely. The archive isn't going to keep CP up that's been reported.

>>150364774
Must have been a lot of pizza in this thread then.

bruh richmond stink

gonna take my prostate to the gym tonight iykwim haha (i will be giving it a workout iykwim haha)

>>150364783
Stop trying to rationalise you being dumb.

Anti-NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-letterboxd user
-art, music, writing
-computer user
-cocktails and cruisers
-bike, scooter, public transport
-marvel t shirts
-clean-shaven
-diy or shaggy hair
-sneakers, sandals
-vegan

>>150364799
Stop spelling rationalize with an 's'.

>>150364792
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha into the woodchipper nonce iykwim haha

>>150364811
its the english language not the englizh language you dumb yank

>>150364823
And it was 499, not 459.

>>150364813
?

>>150364537
Based Adelaide poster.

reckon tanner is cheering on jezza from his cell?

foy poster we need ya mate

>>150364839
Oztralia

>>150364829
ASDJKASFJKL:Gjkl;23e

>>150364944
No JHawk

>>150364944
Pass

>>150364944
let me guess she is actually 18 but looks 35

500 for dosn

>>150364944
Miss Universe should be decided by community vote

500 for Bane flag

create a proper newey thanks

>>150364973
540

>>150364677
>>150364677

OH FUCK PAGE 2
WE'VE ONLY GOT 18 HOURS LEFT AT MOST
ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP

>posting in a muttistan thread
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.

>>150365571
Why are you obsessed with race?

>>150364577
Yes, their.

>>150364378
kek