Thread 150364677

>Now
Richmond vs Geelong
>Later
West Coast vs Sydney

marnie vinalls tight pink bumhole

>>150364677 (OP)
soul

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber
-tan work boots
-meat pies

POWAH

got him on a string lads

hllbros...................
BigD AU#2

Lads, Tyson just posted

>>150364923
finna

>>150365031
it crashed on me couldn't join finna deadlock instead soz

could not give a fairy's fuck hole about this game. fucken fast forward to the mighty iggers later

>>150277540
westfield tuggerah

>>150365022
>Shushing the crowd after kicking a behind
Embarrassing desu

>>150365063
he is a fairly low IQ individual

Are my tigers winning? I'm currently out of the house

>>150365095
on track for an upset

>>150365095
Winning the bad team competition.

>>150365108
Great. I can't wait to watch the replay when I get home

>>150365095
winning the narrative

>>150365039
no stress

too late for last 'ffee, too early for first tinny

>>150364688
>hates tradie culture and getting his haircut
based neet

the final round ladder predictions have exposed /afl/ as absolute mathlets

The vast majority of tradies don't even make much money

>>150365063
>>150365079
Thinking the crowd might've called him a nignog.

my swans will expose the eagles as fraudsters tonight

>>150364688
based camping/dogs/tradies/alcohol sperg

>>150365205
>my swans will expose the eagles as fraudsters tonight

Does Jack Riewoldt really have famous tacos?

not to be an elbows to pointy kind of guy but check out those ankles

>>150365191
fucking this
some absolutely shocking calls made

>>150365221
He has a sausage.

>>150365219
He's as gay as he is fat and he's twice as proud.

>>150365223
>Ankles
Mate, those shorts are bursting at the seams. Her legs are exploding levels of fat.
Fat lower thigh/knee is beyond disgusting.

What's for tea tonight, ya bunch of faggots?

>>150365231
>Gay fat guy
You just know he's packing. Gay sex is all about being long enough to hit the prostate and if he's giving up 3 inches due to fat, he must be packing at least 9 inches to be able to do other dudes.

>>150365223
how can the top half look ok but the bottom half like a fat bitch

>>150365255
2 footy franks in toasted buns with onions and cheese and mustard

>>150365255
I'm not going to tell you, bigot.
Do better.

>>150365255
Venison burger over rice. Totally forgot I had onions & peppers to add to to it, but I threw some taco sauce on top. Inspired by last thread.

>>150365277
What a poof.

IKEA tomorrow

>>150365267
She's hiding her upper arms.

would be mogged creek if i ever crossed paths with paddy dangerfield

>>150365255
steak and salad

>>150365255
that's 4 weeks mate

>>150365261
For all you know he's a big, fat bottom.

>>150365267
Different women store fat in different areas. But the way she's taking her photo is hiding her upper arms and the exploding area around the bra.

>>150365300
4 Weeks? But I'm really sad.

Just start centring the ball, Stengle. You're not kicking shit today.

>>150365347
he is kicking shit actually

gonna try wrap my lips around a vagina tonight

>>150365414
based mrs sicily

feel like not enough laughing at gold coast is happening
they could miss finals kek

>>150365399
Exactly.

>>150365450
surely bummers don't get up

Spoke too soon.

This is dog shit watching. Neither team wanted to come out after half time.

stengle's been pathetic in front of the sticks today and still has as many as richmond

>>150365524
>Stengle 2.4
>Richmond 2.5
Embarrassing.

bet your mum's not pathetic in front of a stick

ok i've done the maths and i've concluded that IF west coast can beat sydney, THEN collingwood will miss finals

>>150365558
what did you have the giants scoring champion? 180?

>>150365558
How much do you have Giants winning by to get to 4th? 120 or something?

Why can't these losers get the ball to Cameron?

will the crows power stance in finals

They will bend over in a line to show their solidarity with homosexuals and that they stand with them on all fours.

>>150365611
They've stopped playing. Junk time.

>>150365669
We'll only see a power stance if it's a Geelong vs Adelaide grand final in which case Dangerfield will powerstance them.

>>150365692
Exactly. He should be feasting.

Heard a rumour about Boak......

>>150365584
GWS need a 20 goal win and keep St Kilda under 20 points. It gets substantially worse for them the more St Kilda score.

The lowest score St. Kilda have kicked all season is 56, twice. One win, one loss.

Would you blokes suck a cock for a hundred bucks?

>>150365763
Would suck a cock provided it was attached to a cute girl.

>>150365763
how old ?

>still fanficing collingwood dropping out the top 4
kek must be the daicos discord bloke

>>150365763
Nope.
You'd genuinely struggle to find a woman to do it these days as well.

>>150365763
No. I'm broke but the thought of sucking cock is repulsive to me. I'd need substantially more.

>>150365775
any cock of your choosing

>>150365784
for you

>>150365802
MY KING DONALD TRUMP MAGA!!

>>150365805
I don't count Asians as women.
Any respectable whore is around $150 per 15 minutes here.

i was put on this earth to frag noobs

>>150365840
extremely weird post

>>150365763
Hundred bucks is nothing.

>>150365874
Can I borrow about three fiddy?

>>150365829
imagine how hot it would be making djt giving you a gobby while his head was stuck in the guillotine

>>150365858
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!

>>150365864
Prostitution pricing is one of the most accurate economic indicators in the world.

>>150365858
https://youtu.be/NFX3buv5RiI

>>150365858
based me playing quake in 07

hey lads
>FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

if im not collecting hundreds of (you)s here you know im out there fragging noobs

>>150365895
unbelievable levels of soul

>>150365907
Oh it's you, the self loathing soijak poster.

>>150365223
she could probably kick a goal from 60 out

>>150365223
what ankles

You wouldn't want to bring this form into a final if you were Geelong.

couldnt give a rats arse about the finals this year all the teams dont deserve it

>>150365996
I'm going to pretend that they're just taking it easy so no one gets hurt.

kelli underwood is gay

MAYBE YOU'D KICK STRAIGHTER IF YOU WEREN'T ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS

>>150366032
Yeah, we know. She said so in her gay letter to gay basher, Izak Rankine.

>>150365996
The main thing is that everyone has a good time

Do you blokes even like footy

>>150366010
thats exactly what they are doing m8y

>Cameron has kick 3.4 with 1 going out on the full and 2 not making the distance
You'd be fucking fuming if you put cash on him for 5+.

>>150366051
Well... Big Terry watches it

>>150366051
whats footy

>>150366055
Exactly.
He's on the take.

>>150366051
Not when the game is like this but everyone knew Saturday was wasteland with not a single good game. Norf at least had a crack but I'm betting tonight's is going to be similar to this pile of shit.
At least tomorrow has good contests

why do you losers do this?

>>150366081
Sitting around in turtlenecks as a fat woman, smoking a vape.

I do none of this.

Must say I've enjoyed Cameron's effort to get to 100 this year despite me seething over Geelong's continued success.

i know a bloke that reckons hes been to geelong

>>150366081
>SLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>150365763
White, I'd need 500.
Black, I'd do it for free.

>>150366097
>4.4 (+3 (or 4) non-scores)
Could've had an absolute bag today.

>>150366081
I have literally never vaped in my entire life. Someone offered me a vape of theirs once and I think I must have reacted like they offered me a fresh turd because they apologised after I declined.

>>150366135
fag

>>150366081
i love inhaling mystery chinese chemicals
pureblood btw

Got it done.

city vs spurs at 9.30

Iggs going to finish the season off with a win.

>>150366144
Yeah, I thought he was too.

>>150365205
>fraudsters
why would one larp as being worse than fitsroy

Does anyone see McIntosh getting another contract anywhere else? Apparently hasn't officially retired yet. Could do worse than having him as some wing depth at a competing club.

>>150366216
yeah east freo come on down

>>150366216
Dunno, does any team want a bloke who can't kick properly?

>>150365255
Oi m8! Ya can't say faggot, you FAGGOT! Quaynor is such a dunce, but very athletic.
>Captcha: HGKYS

>>150366240
>>150366251
Probably realistic. While he could be handy depth with injuries I'm also struggling to think of any of the top teams that need wing depth. Maybe Dogs? Most likely he ends up at the lower levels though.

>>150366251
Yes.
The entire league keeps drafting them if they've got leg speed instead.

>>150366292
Grim.

gymfags are cringe

No-one is beating Geelong this year.
Adelaide WERE capable but then Dillion made the call.

>>150366306
Both Geelong and Adelaide needed significant umpire help to beat Collingwood.

>>150366320
Collingwood needed significant umpire help to beat Melbourne.

>nothing to eat
>rego expired
>can't pay it until Wednesday
Do I chance it and take a drive down the road for some dinner or should I just use a deliveryjeet?

>>150366329
Melbourne isn't in the finals.

>>150366335
do you have to drive on or across a major road to get to hungry jacks or iga?

>>150366335
>take a drive down the road
Get off your fat arse and walk, faggot.
It's just down the road.

tbf collingwood needed significant umpiring help to beat almost every team they've played since le fly took over

>>150366306
They don't look even close to unbeatable. GWS always beat them, Lions have won like 4 of their last 5 agains them and I could easily see Pies or Crows getting over them on their day.

>>150366342
>Melbourne isn't in the finals
>Collingwood and Hawthorn are literally Melbourne teams
Huh?

>>150366363
Giants ARE a huge smokey actually.

>>150366362
Them and Carlton with Voss also.

>>150366377
They'll come up against Collingwood in a Semi or prelim and lose, like they always do.

>geelong play a bunch of also rans
>HOO BOY WOWEE LOOK OUT FOR BIG JEZZA CAMERON

>>150366344
There's some back roads but it's mostly highway driving.

>>150366360
Down the road is minimising it. The food probably isn't getting back hot if I'm walking.

>>150366390
eat it in a park

>>150366390
>mostly highway driving
yeah i wouldn't risk it. if you were deep in suburbia it would be worth it but nah

>>150366377
Hogan's foot is the question mark. Can they win the lot without him? Maybe but I don't see them getting over the Lions or Crows without him. Very much a smokey though. Can definitely press the best teams.

How many goals did Jezza finish on?

>>150366390
Eat it while walking back or sit down somewhere and eat before hand.

Overpaying for your food because you are being lazy is likely why you can't afford your rego in the first place.

>>150366386
simply insane how long carlton have been "on the precipice" of a good season when in reality their list and gameplan has always been utter dogshit propped up by HOLDING, CURNOW and Brownlow Medalist* Patrick Cripps.

>>150366390
alternatively, ask your neighbour to drive you

every time I think about getting on a food delivery app I think about the indian I'd be employing if I went through with it

>i cannot stop thinking about indians
fuck you people are sad

>>150366459
based NEET shutin spazoid

>>150366424
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING SPASTICS

DO ANY OF YOU EVEN WATCH FOOTY?

>>150366459
If Indians went home I'd literally never think about them.

>>150366501
F-four...

>>150366501
4. Are you incapable of checking afl, foxsports, footywire, fanfooty, dfs or any of the dozens and dozens of sites that have the stats?

>>150366501
Yes.
You clearly don't or you would know the answer.

>>150366524
he doesn't watch footy, champ

garn poo
don't start the next game without me

>>150366524
Fuck off nigher, spoonfeed me
>>150366527
>watching Bitchmond
Shant

*heems you*

just want to eat without stopping

>>150366626
Based whale poster.

bayey weeyums

>>150366070
not when i lose a 7 legger by 1 point
fold tigs

>>150366434
2023 was literally the worst year for Carlton supporters.

Mid way through, they were spitting on their team as they walking down the race after yet another embarrassing loss, only to be sold false hope with the back end run; being 8 goals up in a prelim. To then capitulate and then watch Collingwood win the flag.

Their best season for a quarter of a century.

Iggs DOMINATING

>>150366650
OOF

iggs win this

>>150366666
It will be so. Digits confirm.

>>150366664
OFF BY TWO

Do you guys like Melican?

>>150366677
I have no thoughts or feelings one way or the other.

>>150366677
no but melanie bracewell i can

@150366617
>spoonfeed me
Ok, google.com for all your questions

>>150366666
Crisp quintos

>injure all the other teams players early
Why doesn't every team do this?

IGGS

up the mighty eagles

>>150366701
Because they aren't looked after by the Umps and the media like Hawthorn are.

depressionwank while listening to deftones looms

>North, Richmond and Iggs
>Hurr, Saturday will be a fizzer
It's been absolute kino.

>>150366738
go for a walk instead

Trying to see if anyone is saying faggot

>>150366753
i was joking i did actually go for a walk just then, just had some annoying stuff happen today i'm not really depressed

>>150366759
oh good to hear, minus the annoying stuff of course

my swans... what the fuck has happened

>>150366765
yeah it's alright cheers mate

>>150366766
Swans have won 12 games this year which isn't that bad

>>150366766
iggs will run out of stamina in the next 40mins

>>150366766
You appointed Cox as a coach and became the Iggs.

>>150366081
Because it's about 1/30th the price of smoking cigarettes.

>>150366782
Black market cigs are cheaper now and smoking has gone up

who else /nightwank/ here iykwim haha

fucking iggers

is dwayne in perth or remote calling
if so aren't the rest of them in perth? must be weird

youse are the only people i talk to

Wtf did the fog roll in?

the ciggies that are "Manchester" branded are just cheap ciggies repackaged right?

>>150366917
Fireworks.

>>150366904
Anything you wanna talk about?

just bought my twitter findom gf some new heels and going to see my eagles win, bloody good night

>>150366935
I think this is it.
The most pathetic post in /alf/ history.
Congratulations.

>"wow he has so many disposals!! so impressive!"
>actually they just take all the kickins
this is way too common

>>150366951
/alf/ ?

haha yeah im the loser bro

>>150366928
What are your thoughts on Christianity and the Jews?

any of you spastics ever fart a lot when you get sick
been ripping arse for two straight days in bed

>>150366969
yeah

the dream is over iggsisters

SCORES
ARE
LEVEL

LOOM IMMINENT

>hawks vs brisbane

whos going over?

Paddy Ryder at Essendon

wtf this cunt looks 1 metre tall

im gonna bashg you

>>150367055
Hawks are doing the job

i'm rooting for The Wizard, he is gonna cast expelliarmus on Brisbane's ass

>ass
FOY

>>150367066
did any of you guys buy a box of footy cards? was thinking of getting one and just putting it in the back cupboard

>>150367055
hawks by the barest of margins, get the points but drop 0.4 percent, pies finish 3rd and play their first final at the G

>>150367106
>pies finish 3rd and play their first final at the G
Will probably be the Thursday or Friday game as well, to make sure those that played get a long break.

>>150367095
I bought this brand new off the team coach website 2 years back for $100.
It came with 36 packs and I only opened 2.

Was gonna start a youtube channel but just got depressed.
Anyway, 34 unopened packs, probably worth a lot to someone.

fuck off they pay that but not the williams mark

Third beer and I feel my sphincter loosening.

Do the iggs deserve a win here? I say no, relegate em.

>>150367193
I know the feeling. Just 4 beers is what it takes for me to put my wig, dress and makeup on then rev up grindr for a good pounding.

gulden bald spot spotted

>>150367168
>probably worth a lot to someone.

Just do not care for the footy this year.

chesser's rubbish

throw arms out 0.01 seconds after you drop the ball in a tackle = free
so lame

>>150367168
looks like it's still only worth 100 dollars, these cards seem to be for some sort of game and don't have the scarcity that would make the valuable. The collectable cards seem to be from Select Cards and they're called Footy Stars. It'd probably be a long while before a box is worth anything though

I've never drunk alcohol because I've never had a social life

Oo ee oo ah ah bing bang walla walla bing bang oo ee oo ah ah there’s a finger up my bum

>>150366812
Not really, I get 1 months worth of vape liquid for $25, buying those 1 use vapes is retarded.

*sends a ute to do a hilux job*

>>150367237
THEY'RE VALYABLE TO ME OKAY!

iggs status?

>>150367382
nervous. hopeful.

>Kids in my class collected basketball cards
>Showed the neighbour old kid my cards
>He offers to trade me his stack of AFL cards for my 1 special NBA card
>Sure
> . . .
>A week later see that special NBA card for sale at the local card/games shop for $80
>. . .
>Take in my AFL cards to see what they're worth. Probably a lot
>They're worth nothing
NEVER touch AFL cards. Get basketball/baseball/pokemon/magic cards which have international appeal.

>>150367429
$80 for a trading card? Wowee Zowie!

Won big on the pokies tonight

>>150367453
congrats m8, spend it wisely

>>150367453
work m8

Close game between swans and iggs, was predicting swans in a squash match.

>>150367481
but who would win in a football match?

james bowrottom

>>150367453
how m,uch

>>150367453
Buy some basketball cards mate, you've earned it

>>150367486
Squash match is a one sided match in pro wrestling terms.

>>150367510
grow up

>>150367495
bed jews

>>150367382
about to collapse

>>150367524
heh

why do saints want liam ryan
decent player but he's almost 30 probably has like 2 years left and he's past his prime

>>150367500
$1500. Didn't win much when putting it back in the machine though, hah.

>>150367464
too late for that haha
>>150367480
thanks
>>150367500
500
>>150367506
i dont follow basketball

>>150367549
Maybe load up with abos so NAS stays?

swans are coming up behind them LIKE A LIBRARIAN

Liquid shit is spraying out of my arse as I type.

>>150367593
you all good m8y

>>150367593
seems the same as your normal posts desu

What percentage of you faggots are posting from the toilet while you take a shit?

>>150367614
>>150367608
Just another Saturday night.

>>150367621
not me i dont

>>150367621
97%

Shush

>>150367641
don't shush me

dasasasdasddsdasdsdasdaasdsdaasdasdasd

he came up and shushed them LIKE A LIBRARIAN

funny how his name was dennis commenti and he was a commentator

I like porn where the girl is a sexy librarian.

Will Haywood?

>>150367685
more like pennis

>>150367696
maybe later

>Iggs have rolled over
zzz

I enjoy sucking girlcock and balls

>>150367621
Approximately 95%.

Who is the kevin nash of afl?

>>150367727
Big fake tough guy that got raped by men and won't shut up about it?

gave my missus a creampie for the sole purpose of procreation

>>150367727
the port power football club in 2007

Arsehole is red raw after that dump.

welp iggs losing steam time to turn it off

>At dinner and a friend's wife comes out and starts talking about how her husband is busting nuts inside her pussy every night
>Everyone starts congratulating her
Really she said 'they're trying' but everyone knew what she meant.

>>150367742
I think you mean Port Adelaide Football club est 1870 "We exist to win premierships" thank you

>>150367773
nah that's some sanfl club i think

>>150367768
no point doing it every night you only have a small window for it

>>150367768
i also find this funny
but also wish it were me in that situation

>>150367803
>no point
Crisp virgin.

stupid f*cking channel 9 got the bum sniffers on and the soccah starts in 5 minutes. f*cking hell

>>150367806
sorry to say mate nothing would happen if he busted nuts in you every night

>>150367813
retarded as, you are
if the woman is just taking nut for the purpose of it and she doesnt know when shes ovulating shes a retard

yeah this game is over. finna factorio

>>150367837
Bizarre punctuation

>>150367837
Tell me you haven't nutted inside someone without telling me.

>>150367891
you are dense

god I love being beautiful

dunno why people always say fat chicks give the best head thats some cope bullshit for fucking a fatty

>>150367907
Settle down spergo.

>>150367747
I kmow this feeling, sometimes a bit of blood.

remember turkbro?

>>150367977
Never forget.

>>150367977
remember when some friendless faggot sent him a scarf lmao

>>150367995
was this him

this is a sadder place without turkboro and his cat(s)

>>150368017
a maccas classic

Would you date an asian woman?

>>150368049
Married to a Chinese.

i wish i were an asian girl

>Predicted 505 from 4 players from this game
>Currently 322
Fucking Swans.

Whose staying up for Wallabies vs Springboks

>>150368147
>muh numbers

Just like to update that I'm dropping west cost as my third team

Thank you

>>150368026
It was many years ago, and I was very drunk when I saved that picture, but apparently it was.

>>150368168
They'll be devastated.

I believe in Divine Femininity

>>150368202
*clap clap*

>>150368202
Extremely high IQ

>>150368168
i'm dropping a west coast too, had some nasty korma

Lads, Tom just posted

>>150368278
kek

Blahds, Dracula just posted

:)

i slurp glans
fondle balls
stroke shafts
just go to town on penis

>>150368049
Yeah but wouldn't make kids with them.

>>150368389
grats on the mickey mouse cup mate

>>150368454
>24 minutes
Why should I watch this?

remember when glenn archer swapped jumpers with james hird, and hird put archer's jumper on but archer didn't put on hird's, and hird was just standing around awkwardly wearing a kangaroos jumper

>>150368461
:)

worst chokes peegles

>>150368472
no

west coast traffic cones

>>150368440
based Melbournian

this must be the absolute nadir of the iggs
there's no way they go winless next year surely

swans can still win by 100 if they keep doing this

Really stealthily turned into a thumping. What turnaround is this across the second half, like 80 something points?

>>150368546
They won't go winless, no team ever does but where's the improvement coming from?

Blakey got some moves up forward.

I knew this was booked to be a squash match.

>>150368389
I wish Turkbro were alive to see this

>>150368572
meth mostly

>single win season
Utterly limp

The Eagles are Sydney's bitch. Never forget this.

if you beat st kilda, is it really a win?

A 12 win season is quite good from the Swans, most years that would've got them in the finals.

Just give it to them

Iggs are officially the 2nd worst team since Fitzroy after GWS 2013

>>150368712
The ARC have quotas to meet.

>>150368694
Not the average year though. A team with 14 or 15 wins is going to miss.

Whats for dinner lads?

>>150368725
No other team has lost 22 games in a season

>swans were 1 goal away from pushing west coast's percentage under 60
FUCK SAKE

>>150368768
Had Maccas.

look at the absolute rubbish you blokes post in this general

>>150368804
Ditch the glasses, put on a wig, makeup and a dress and I would.

>>150368804
>this is what Izak Rankine wants to deport

>>150368831

oh wouldya look at that

>Leading at half time
It's the hope that gets you.

>>150368725
>GWS went from fielding a team of 18 year olds and retirees to making finals in 5 years
>West Coast went from premiers to wooden spooners in 5 years
Huh?

I'M HERE WITHOUT YOU BABY

>>150368822
Nice. What did you order?

it's over. it's finally all over.
i don't have to watch this team anymore.

>>150368768
Korean bbq, four beers, and violent diarrhoea

>>150368831
>come for the footy
>stay for the rubbish

>>150368891
small Big Arch meal and nuggets with ranch.

>>150368896
im unironically gonna cancel my membership and start watching the Perth bears instead desu

FIENDING for some shit music

>qtrl f reddit 0 results
thats more like it

>>150368980
yep up da burrs

hinder - lips of an angel

WHERE DID I GO WRONG
I LOST A FRIEND

>>150368980
>he's still at it
sad.

>>150369040
sounds like the hsgf

>>150369040
Crispola

Kath a cute.

I saw a little fella working at the supermarket today. I was chuckling to myself watching him stack the shelves but then i realised how efficient he would be stacking the lower shelves, no back pain from bending over. Genius of management to hire it to do that job

some of those iggs boys played their final afl games tonight. you'd think they'd want to go out on a bit higher note than sydney going from centre bounce to goal and repeat 3-4 times in 5 minutes.
you'd think the 3/4 time message would be to at least make it look like you are still trying. fucks sake

Collingwood to finish 4th and deliberately throw the game to make sure Rankine doesn't play in a Grand Final.

Then never leave Melbourne to ultimately play against Adelaide in the Granny and wipe the floor with them and claim the 2025 premiership.

About 2 and a half hours till Wallabies vs Springboks, gimme a kino movie

>>150369346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcjqidQj7k8

>>150369346
Bridge to Terabithia

saw this big fat spastic at work today. was howling at the size of the lad. poor cunt wouldn't see his on willy. fat cunt had 8 frozen 'zas in his trolley.

>>150369346
invictus. just try not to laugh at matt damon speaking en a seth efrican ekcent

>>150369259
Seems like good booking. Rankine might get go away heat if he ends up playing in the GF.

>>150369434
Being a midget is much, much worse fate than being a fat cunt.

I am ugly and unwanted. Grotesque. Vile. Worthless

>>150369528
what a fucking funny pepe

>>150369259
They could have to go up to the Gabba for a prelim though based on form this year I'd rather play the Lions at the Gabba than the MCG.

A few days/threads ago an anon was asking about the biggest crowd pop offs (Nick Davis, Scarlett toe poke, etc).

Completely forgot at how rowdy the Easter Monday crowd was after Bailey Smith smacked the ball into the roaches' head. The roar when Danger got the tackle at the end was something special.
Fuck that was a good game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCwIB2jW2U#t=7m6s

>>150369562
You should see the rest of my rare pepe's

>>150369597
dump em lad

I'M NOT A PERFECT PERSON

THERE'S MANY THINGS I WISH I DIDN'T DO

I'M SORRY THAT I HURT YOU

>>150369634
>I never meant to do those things to you

AND SO I HAVE TO SAY BEFORE I GO

I don't miss her at all now.

THAT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

I'VE FOUND A REASON FOR ME

>>150369622
I'm rarely on my pc to post them. Slowly i will release them anon

How do you recover from making a racist/sexist/homophobic joke among your peers?

>>150369731
what are you trying to recover from?

>>150369731
I just deny it. If a coworker brings it up again i deny and claim i'm going to hr

Liquid pouring out of my arse again, lads.

>>150369731
Tell them to harden up.

>>150369731
keep making them and tell them to fuck off if they don't like it

Arsehole is burning.

>>150369848
based quaynor

HEY THERE DELILAH

This is literally all of /afl/
https://youtu.be/DhENIFAaj2s?si=E1MqwvKWYQlJuu9w

yeah not watching that shit mate

yeah yeah, it's just the way i'm feeling

Thank goodness that I don't have to watch another West Coast game for another seven or so months.

>still another dosn game
Make it end.

Just when I thought the pain was over I remember we still can fuck up the draft and trade period.

Time to nut in the missus and sleep. Night, lads.

>>150370005
>Kako, El-Hawli, and a first round for Reid thanks

LE HECKIN ROWELL!!!
>gets raped by Butters

>>150369528
Crisp iggs 2025 season

>>150370005
>delist
petrol jelly
hunt
jameson
rawlinson
johnston (paid out)
if more spots are needed then barnett can go too
move cripps to the rookie list

>trade out
ryan

there i did matt clarke's job for him

lol

>>150370179
>trade out ryan
No. You still need a goalscorer, I say trade Reid and Tim Smelly.

>>150370193
>trade Reid
we'll be light on for rucks. anyway, it'd be daft to trade out a 20yo ruckman with good to very good potential. fuck all return now for potentially an aa grade player

any good fart vids from /gif/?

>>150370273
i will post some

Nick Daicos, geez what a superstar player

>>150370273
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755956247468765.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755956348487309.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755956540155413.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755956926862216.webm

>>150370506
any time I am reminded of how disgusting the human body is, I wish I was a robot

>>150370538
Was this her getting her cake before?

the towel rack I want from IKEA isn’t in stock :(

>>150370728
if the ijsfjollalrlar isn't available then get the fjuinririlion. basically the same thing

>>150370506
>tfw no big tittied british slag with gastro issues gf

>>150370506
Limp

>West Coast 108 - 80 Saint Kilda
We were so close to absolute kino. A winless season in the AFL is something they could never live down.

Might've won the North or Adelaide game if they were still winless so trying harder... but I want to believe.

wondering if kath got (or is currently getting) a passionate penising for her birthday

>>150371870
She's too pure for that.

shan't be watching finals

selemat pagi afl
good games today

>>150379865
simply don't care now that my porties season is finished, im free of this god-awful year

Wakey wakey. Covvee time

>>150380396
what are you going to do with yourself now? watch the criccy?

>>150380817
does everyone move from here to /cric/ during the summer? Or just hol up here for a few months until we go around again?

shan't be interacting with rage bait on this beautiful day

>>150380858
no but steven bait

Todays the day.

3 good games this week
Best Sunday ticket all year (mainly because no iggs)

iggs

>>150381221
60.1%

What's he thinking?

>>150381269
>why did i raise with 9-2 off garn crash my car lads

Just did my morning dockies.

>>150381269
It's an interesting discussion.

Good morning alf

Freo are so fucking dire, if they miss finals today, just fucking hell man.

Still shitting liquid.

>Raiders v Cardinals on 7two at midday
>bulldogs v freo on 7 at 3
Damn it's good being a FTACHAD

AFL is testing the algorithm for the grand final I see
Shant be clicking

>>150364677 (OP)
>hisses through teeth

>>150381849
I want to believe and the best part is if they lose then all the fredmantle supporters have to wait till Wednesday to learn their fate.

>>150382061
Literally GOTY imo
This WILL be the grand final piecucks

I'm sensing one, potentially two looms today

loomy loomy loomy loomy
do ya do ya do ya do ya
know what you're doin doin to me

>>150382221
QUADS DENIED, THEY WILL ALL BE BLOWOUTS!

Fyfey Fyfey Fyfey Fyfey
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AH DO YA DO YA DO YA
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

COULD IT BE COULD IT BE
THAT YOU'RE CHOKING AT 3
AND YOU DON'T REALLY SEE
FREO AT THE G

FLOGGING MY ARSEHOLE
OH YEAH
FLOGGING MY ARSEHOLE
OH YEAH

Just got home from church with my beautiful wife and children

>>150382356
and your first thought was to share it on /sp/?

>>150382356
Good man.

>>150382371
He is inspiring us

I stopped going to church
Depression has returned

Just woke up, had a violent diarrhoea, and now pulling my knob.

Vomited last night I am so hungover

The trifecta of WHO GIVES A FUCK

Make a new thread you fucking dumbasses

bye bye fredditors

successful IKEA trip

I am still in bed

>>150382713
based kelli

>>150382741
newy

NEW
>>150382789
>>150382789

>>150382804
shall
>>150382770
shan't