Thread 150365637

Final match between Australia & South Africa tomorrow
Some quasi-cricket being played in England

>>150365637 (OP)
noodles

JAI HANUMAN

morning fellas
ausbros i like this tune didn't realise they were auslords

https://youtu.be/ionK3ua_En4?si=rYUA1B5W_jYk70_z

basil loves buttered sour dough
little tarq twat

won't be watching reddit:the ODI series

>>150365957
doesnt really work when England vs NZ is the reddit series regardless of format

if you have your bed in the corner, you only wake up on the right side of the bed

i sleep on the floor

>>150365879
Pretty basic pop-by-numbers track but it's harmless enough wouldn't change the station if it came on type song. Have something outside the dire /cric/ musical library

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoguePcf9P4

>>150366124
(Of the sheep pen)

zachy the sorta fella to sleep in a hammock

see kevin parker at the pub (local hotel on south terrace in the /6162/) every other week basically no desire to speak to him and might heem him if he tried to speak to me

reminder that Freddit Again is the most reddit music act on the planet right now

why is even mitchell Marsh the captain ? he wasn't even in odi side that played champions trophy ,best would be bring in tim david and Matt short when he's fit for mitchell Marsh and aron Hardie , maybe mitchell owen too

prefer Odd Mitchell Marsh me

>>150366103
what if the left side isn't the one against the wall huh champ

>>150366700
pretty simple champ, just sleep 90degs rotated

>>150366741
i remember when you drew me once

>>150366741
but the right side is on stickanon's left and the left on his right

>>150366860
he sleeps on his stomach champ

>>150366854
hows the cat champ?

>not sleeping on your back
cringe

>>150352898
You a bowlsperson or a batsindividual?

>>150353837
Ta la x

>>150353842
If you can run a 18:00 5km with no training and with your lifestyle then you're just naturally a very gifted runner and I congratulate you
Suspect it's more likely that you're either lying or wrong about your PB though

>>150357668
I'll bury a hatchet in his skull if he doesn't wise up

>>150359743
Not playing today, taking the weekend off (wasn't sure if I'd be back in time from the wedding)

>>150366741
what if you invert their head and feet

>>150366876
based
cat is good thx m8

is there such a thing as a 100 specialist

>>150367259
You mean Bradman?

I am by some considerable distance the best all around sportsperson on /cric/

the future

>>150367427
where do you put the bitch
you aren't completely bitchless are you?

rewatching the terror

odd thing for my mum to be doing

zachy's alter ego is a pedo

what kind of neek control+Fs through the last thread for his 'mentions' then replies to them all in the new thread? a narcissistic neek

reminder
>크리켓 남자들이 있어요?
엄격하게 비건 장군, 챔피언.

enjoying this new chinese script gimmick desu. making it so much easier to filter out fatjeet's posts

>>150367975
ㅋㅋㅋ 아이스크림

alri zacko

>>150368094
방귀 방귀

classic blubbo behaviour do not pretend you can speak hankukmal

GOTTEM started fellas
https://youtu.be/isusfEGPxVo

>>150367420
maybe but no man itt beats me on the squash court

>skwash
anytime anyplace bucko

>>150368217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez0U2xPFnFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SleF3vNc1UI

>>150368441
x

>>150368224
King of the racquet sports, have to be an utter S&M fiend to be good at it unlike that tarq tennis shyte

>>150368835
sadly dying out they turned my local court into an indoor basketball place grim stuff

>>150368898
Shame. Wasn't made for tv/insta reels so didn't get the traction of tennis

>SA already won the series
when did the world champs get so bad?

C team, trying out combinations

>>150369242
when they selected sam kontas

>>150369242
when legend like maxwell and smith retired with no one to take their place ,we have labubu trying his best to replace smith and no finisher insight

>>150369242
they're playing at home as well
it's actually a piss poor performance that isn't really getting the scrutiny it should
wonder if a surprise ashes win looms

The disgraced cheat Steve Smith

the cowardly shart cummins
the cheating meme shit
the adulterous dim paine

absolute state

Eb is where it's at

Saturday Truth-A-bomb: it's literally part of Australian DNA to be a cheat (criminal ancestry) the same way it's part of Welsh DNA to be bad at sports (unathletic ancestry)

Taking both traits from the feeble English

the only thing the welsh take from the english is taking back england from the english inshallah

ahahahaha can you imagine those toothpick armed neeks coming over a hill to ''''''fight''''''? not exactly Braveheart is it?

true not quite the scots or irish are they completely dispossessed without even a whimper

You know what isn't coming back over the hill? bnob's parents

rumour has it that ol bingo wings COVID jab (life-saving btw) had to be performed under anesthesia due to the sheer and challenging depth of blubber encircling his humerus

>>150367612
good show that

>>150368835
squash is shit
tennis will always be king
Don't even get me started on padel- unironically more reddit than bouldering and that's saying something

>You know what isn't coming back over the hill
>lists people not an object
state of this spastic retard

>>150371322
Your twiglet legs and pisspoor cardio would be found out in 5 minutes of squash. Stick to towelbreak tennis you can't hack it

>cardio
As Donald Trump and my Grandfather less famously said
Think of life as a battery, that which r*nning uses up


The fact is you won't get a game off me at tennis whereas I could probably take 5 points a set of you at squash, because squash is inherently easier. Tennis transfers to squash not other way round

squash is better than golf ill give you that

that is just not true at all

at least squash is a sport unlike golf

golf is a sport I debunked your argument the first time you made it

if you don't play off your opponents moves it's not a sport

consult the archives for the debunking

Twiglet legs you can't even hit a OHB lol. Grandad Federer/Djokovic touching age 40 making tennis grand slam finals don't really need to say more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bJF5Kv4nEk&list=RD4bJF5Kv4nEk&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/obliXPK8P68

Hey sti
ckey wickets

My nephew is a crick cuck

What would be a good gift for him, are there any books that you guys read, collectibles that are cool, or training manuals

Thank you

squash is absolutely dire
nothing good ever came about from playing a game of squash

bands such as unwound missions of burma and drive like jehu

love squash me
play it twice a week minimum

I am partial to a bit of unwound
Preferably while being in Redcar in the summer

>>150371267
all muscle crafted though thousands of curls mate
broke the needle on impact through sheer ligament strength

progressive overload is the only thing that builds mass

G'day NEETS
FK multiculturalism btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSAHM01uqA8

did 22 bodyweight pulls up earlier after 3 sets of weighted chin-ups
you would think that would mean I could do 30 pull-ups first set but it doesn't seem to work that way

hmmm

>>150371953
FUCKING
B A S E D
A S E D
S E D
E D
D

got such an annoying spot on my chin

shitjeet is all chat no action
chats as if he knows music but thinks a famous guitar is a piano
chats as if he can play sports but ducks zachy at every turn

>>150372378
good target for my left hook when I come pay you a visit later mate

>>150372419
sure thing guv just bring some pork scratchings alri

business idea: super strength sudocrem

>>150372419
I will spin your jaw like a 2005 Danish kaneria Googly, mate

there'll be 3 hits
me hitting you
you hitting the floor
parsiq hitting $0

feeling that feeling you get when u don't have a big black listening big black gf

based /cric/ getting all their music ''''''taste'''''' from /mu/

Did someone say $0 iykwim haha

listening to the new deftones

dire

you will not catch me listening to the new deftones

>parsiq
dead meme. even certain man stopped shilling it (the occasional ironic posts don't count)

deftones are simply a $0 version Fightstar

>>150372612
bit old for nu-metal now no mate? (tool are acceptable the same was dbz and pokemon are the only /cric/ approved animes)

deftones are simply a $0 version of Fightstar

>>150372603
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

>>150372301
BASED

NGE will always be /cric/ approved
As is nausicaä of the valley of the wind

not approving any anime or video games

>>150372698
more of a Heavy Metal general these days

no man itt more clued in to modernist turkish literature than me

>>150372777
chuck us a rec then - and which translation? inb4 I only read the original text

thought bard was the most clued up /cric/lit/ poster but that was before the infamous Cormac Incident

>>150372809
oguz atay - waiting for the fear

only the one nyrb translation

>>150372843
I know he thinks his brain is enormous but he reads some proper entry-level stuff desu
He isn't capable of enjoying anything that isn't non-neeky

zero (0) good gen z authors

what have I done

same with millennials (benjamin labatut being gen x)

Only good book is John Williams- Augustus
All the rest are really boring. Wouldn't recommend any of them really

bet you retained less than 2% of Augustus

I recommended you read augustus in the first place and yet you make so many hateful comments towards the things I like such as squash

wish you would retain 2% of your current bodyfat %

kek you just confirmed I was right by sperging out

The young man, who does not know the future, sees life as a kind of epic adventure, an Odyssey through strange seas and unknown islands, where he will test and prove his powers, and thereby discover his immortality. The man of middle years, who has lived the future that he onced dreamed, sees life as a tragedy; for he has learned that his power, however great, will not prevail against those forces of accident and nature to which he gives the names of gods, and has learned that he is mortal. But the man of age, if he plays his assigned role properly, must see life as a comedy. For his triumphs and his failures merge, and one is no more the occasion for pride or shame than the other; and he is neither the hero who proves himself against those forces, nor the protagonist who is destroyed by them. Like any poor, pitiable shell of an actor, he comes to see that he has played so many parts that there no longer is himself.

brother bowen (the more high IQ one) probably read it and the neekly little bro just copied him but had most of the contents fly over his head

might read John Williams- Augustus for the second time

there were vital signs of life within my on wall sesh today

not clicking on a single link posted by an australian or us flag

>>150373241
*100 emoji*

>he hasn't filtered yank flags
never seen a good post by that thing. I'm not even being ironic
at least the non-micksperg aus flag posts are usually alri

>>150372969
weren't you saying that entry level /pol/ book by the Italian guy was amazing?

daily reminder a v8 in California is unironically a v2 in Sheffield

>>150373315
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x6SllcxLqNw

POOR NED

>>150373317
not really sure which one you mean-
conspiracy against the human race?

https://youtu.be/RNDNOEV45-I?si=PtgypFnpT3pH77LH


It's mildly interesting, hardly a /pol/ book though

>>150373463
YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD

yeah that was it
oh he's a yank (grim)

hardly any all-timer yank lit if you think about it
england and russia is all you need desu

>>150373510
it's a heavily flawed book, can't be arsed to go into why
horror fiction at the end of the day

nah quite a lot of great american stuff
pynchon alone qualifies them

got really good memory but have basically forgot everything I have read
why even read desu
pointless

>>150373665
literally me
can remember bits of it for a couple of months and then it's as if I've never looked at the book. don't believe the cope that it goes into your subconscious either

>>150373653
bit racist mate do better

doesn't matter if the book was worth reading at the time that justifies having read it

>pretends to understand pynchon
it's like saying you get synecdoche NY

I remember zachy saying he was going through some big Pynchon book but now he's fedora posting so was clearly hard filtered lol

>bnob trying to hang his morbidly obese frame off the coattails of others
>twiglet legs triggered by squash
>six string faux americana hack still having Soul Limbo PTSD
Shan't rub it in /cric/ is all they have

synecdoche new york is a terrible pretentious flick

>>150373850
mason and dixon? Not sure I ever said I was reading that here
pynchon is what the fat scottish incel in fresh meat reads btw

>>150373887
i quite like it
a lot better than the Florida project

John Ashbery is the best poet in any language since WWII, and they have Henry James too.
But the usual /lit/ memes like Pynchon, DFW, McCarthy are typical middlebrow undergraduate picks for lads who just grew out of the Hardy Boys and want people to know they are intellectuals now. If Adrian Mole was rewritten for today, that’s what he’d read in his attempt to impress Pandora

Reckon Southern Brave need a wickey here fr fr no cap

reckon nobody cares about the donedread Tbh

certain NN ITT also calls Johnny Flynn the second coming of Nick Drake
So anything he says is to be taken with a certain pinch of salt shall we say

gave basil most of my baked potato
HATE baked potatoes

looks like you hate food in general sissy

Pierce the skin a few times, rub all over with lots of salt, then bake at 180 for 45 mins, turnover and bake for another 45.
Perfect fluffy inside and crunchy skin every time.
Zachy says he doesn’t like baked potato because he can’t cook them in his bedsit- he’s only got a kettle, a toaster, and one of those hot plate things to warm up soup

>>150376018
Cool story deano my son in Perivale
Wanker

>are you winning son?
>yeah dad, someone on the internet shared a baked potato recipe and I got angry about it

another reason chef bard mogs zachy 'microwave meal for one' bowen

baked potato is the steak of potatoes
just not into it

Got a problem?

>>150367358
underrated

bard is a veggie who doesn't even supplement creatine
he's basically a walking corpse

that nz lad who always used to post steak pics and shill steak like it was the newest trend admittedly pissed me off a bit as well

I am allowed to not like baked potatoes

I am allowed to not like steak

noo please don't insult my steak
so weird

Had a barbecue in the back garden of the three bed this afternoon. No steak or baked potato: sausages, burgers and some marinated chicken breasts. Few tinnies of moretti, few of lucky saint. Had these fancy South African sausages that leaked fat on the coals and made them all smoky

yeah bet you loved that South African sausage didn't you

Business idea for a new triathlon- brian Lara International cricket 2005 test match round robin, v4s climbed in an hour, designer ciders sunk in an hour

I would be world champ

>larps as northerner
>can't into a potato
literally all over at the first hurdle

what's the point of even having a garden party in Perryvale
Like living in the most pointless place on earth and having a little shindig there
what's the point

*tries to improve on the perfect game*
what were they thinking

please don't post that pic again mate
brings back some bad memories

air fryer can bake a potato alright just do the same thing as an oven basically maybe check it 5 minutes earlier

this is kino
I totally understand why I wear mizunos and post on 4chan now

I’m team steak btw

Bit a squib of a game in the ‘dred this evening

>>150377207
I wear vans and I like that movie a lot but think Spirited Away and Totoro are better

NO YOU MUST LIKE BAKED POTATOES REEE

What kind of Tarq has garden parties?
Is this like ‘going travelling’ vs ‘going on holiday’?

>he’s still seething about his hot plate
Let it go mate

>>150377278
well, you're wrong, but that's ok

if you have a three bedroom house you are definitely poor
if you have a one bedroom flat you aren't necessarily
Sorry I don't make the rules

>>150377207
not dbz or pokemon so not /cric/ approved. please delete

mad how zoomers will never know how good goku going ssj3 and pokemon gen1 tv/gameboy games were
what a time it was lads

pokemon is very SOUL indeed
imagine being born like some poor orphan in victorian times, over a hundred years before Pokemon existed so grim

Made a STUNNIN' chilli paneer tonight would batter any shhiiieeeeyyyttt you dossers could rustle up DYKWIM AS U WERE X

this is a question I am sure Fintan Stewart thought about a lot. RIP. Loved anime. Hated the industrial revolution

always forget that bard and shitjeet are pussy vegheads
one left hook and one right hook from zachy and it's goodnight x2

so true

Reckon I could convert the top floor of my three bed into two separate one bed apartments, then I’d live as owner occupier in a one bed and own two additional one beds. Oh yes oh yes if I were a rich man

yes mate because there is definitely lots of demand to live upstairs of and pay rent in some neek in Perivales small home lol

Inside the squared circle i'm telling you straight up none of you are getting up

not him but Location Location Location is a thing
nobody with money wants a neeky flat in the outskirts of york

All the Victorian children had to play with was spinning tops the shit version of beyblade

Zachy sharing his in depth knowledge of the London rental market there. Matches his cricket knowledge I reckon

he's seething because he thought he'd be the star of /cric/ with his mum's new buy but he's been completely locationMOGGED

>outskirts
L E L
as if I would
not that dumb

>>150372843
What I don't know about literature ain't (isn't) worth knowing

>>15037289
Don't think you really know what I read desu. In any case, it's much better to just read what you enjoy instead of trying hard to impress internet strangers by pretending you loved books like Ulysses (incomprehensible Irish shit)

>>150376275
Though written in my style, I'm afraid I can't claim credit for that highly astute potato wisdom

>>150376336
Creatine is for insecure 16 year old boys, pretty embarrassing if you're still on it after that

>>150377617
Everybody knows that "britjeet" is one of your personas zachy

>>150377953
by Perivale?
meds

Perivale is near Haethrow and (probably) a well connected tube station
the dork from york's hovel is near uh.. an ancient wall(?)

creatine is also only found naturally in meat
you can be an artsy poofter if you want
but obviously you aren't going to topple the king in the ring if you are a veggie who doesn't supplement creatine

just looked it up and Perivale is a tube station on the central line

lmaoooo the location mog is even worse than I though

honestly can't think of anything worse than ''''''living'''''' in perivale

>>150377927
perivale isnt even Donedon
It's something somehow worse

york must be amazing if all zachy does all day is post on /cric/ in between his hour of plateauing at bouldering. really getting FOMO lol

bit worried zachy's still running with the 'Donedon bad' gimmick ngl
the hiba reunion is meant to happen in 2025 so he better sort his attitude out desu. I obviously still trust the plan, just saying

>>150378042
Come back to me when you can hit a 6 pal

york isn't amazing it's just a good size for a city and you don't have to walk too far too be amongst nature, has great weather as well for the norf

>york isn't amazing
ohnonono the regret is setting in

>>150377988
Do you think zaki the paki did the Soul Limbo vocaroo? Who do you think it was that gave /cric/ that sweet little 12BB ditty with a Caribbean twist?

buyers remorse?
not really, there is nowhere else to live in england

if we're being real London is the place to be
but many (including me) can't afford it. simple as

bard is a NN so his way of coping is all his haters are one singular entity

>>150378404
been a donedoner for a while and you meet loads of people struggling with lonliness desu
there's almost too much choice and too much happening so you rarely see the same people often enough unlike in smaller places

>>150378404
maybe when you're young
best nights ever are on mdma in Donedon desu
but it just has too many people

also there isn't really a cricket scene in donedon
I mean there's loads of clubs but it's quite soulless - almost like yank factories trying to churn out players. Also as an aside I didn't realise that the Oval has much more sovl than Lord's before moving here. Lord's is quite dire

MARCUS MILLER ON DA BEEB

remember going to london as a kind and wondering what all the white spots on the footpath were, think it was old chewing gum pressed into the pavement. anyway it was a shithole then and that was 20 years ago. Hate to see what it's like now

Modern life is rubbish

Any /cric/ on?

>>150379546
it has its ups and downs
reckon the cherade is finna bouta crash like the hindenburg though

modern life is war

/cric/ is a proud YFO general

saved my bouldering career today with a proper electic mix
and I was still pissed at 6am

>>150379546
60 years ago Cameron winter would be famous
Now harry dires and dire lipa are famous instead

just played a dire game of chess
a dire on board sesh as it were

>>150379565
True wealth is living in a place so far away from people that you can't hear anyone else
>>150379680
Not a fan from what i've heard. But at least he plays music

dua lipa makes good pop music
this is a fact of life
turkbro knew this

Noodling to JB on telly certain man could never

Georgia On My Mind what a tune

assume that means you're having a wank to Bairstow

>>150379805
I Feel Good 12BB JB doing in D(13) G9 A9

>>150379922
This song with sugababes in Am menoodles

>>150379805
Utter dogshit but she is SEXO

>>150379805
dire take
zero discernible melodies

Man's World in Ebm

>Taylor Swift
>Dua lipa
>Harry styles
None of it is music

kek he always forgets he admitted to knowing (and quietly rating) 'One Kiss'

that song doesn't have a melody and that's the most likely one to have a melody

yeah ok zacharias, we all believe you've never sat there and tapped your foot to 'One Kiss'
can respect the commitment to the larp

Should've recorded my noodling over TIAMW was beautiful AS U WERE X

honestly haven't
just don't enjoy that song one bit personally
just isn't particularly catchy
and doesn't even have a melody
it's actually a really shit song

maybe better than black country new road- besties though anyway goodbye

Levitating was also a bit of a gen z bop but I know you've got some cope ready for that one too

hmm almost 6 mil likes on the One Kiss vid
not bad for a 'shit' song I'd say lmao

no idea how that sounds
just doesn't have a melody and not culturally impactful whatsoever

looks like the the hundred, five guys and dua lipa shill is in btw

it's not shilling. her career definitely peaked
but it's silly to deny she understood pop music and chucked out a few hits

anyway might throw on a slowed version of One Kiss to wind down for the night. but will happily btfo you in this debate again (as usual) in a few months zachy mate :)

I don't like any of her ''''''''songs''''''''' even a tiny bit, and this isn't even me trying to be contrarian
You can like one or two of her shite songs if you want
It might be for you but it's not for me

>she understood pop music and chucked out a few hits
>all ghost written and produced by someone else
all she did was sing

>>150380855
>"""sing"""
Lol Tiny Desk completely exposed her but we all knew she's just eye candy

so now that we are officially no longer a rugby nation, does that mean we might get good at cricketing?

>>150382143
would be interested to hear more about this

>>150382143
>saar do not readeem the contract saar plis noo

>>150365661
bbbBBBAASED

>>150382478
>USAC cited multiple material breaches of the agreement signed between them in May 2019, and said in a media release issued on August 21 that ACE failed to "fulfill its contractual and fiduciary obligations" despite "extensive dialogue, the issuance of formal breach notices, and repeated opportunities to cure defaults."
>USAC is hypocritically alleging contractual noncompliance while requesting that ACE immediately negotiate a new agreement. ACE views USAC's improper conduct as nothing more than a cynical attempt to serve personal and political agendas, at the expense of the U.S. cricket community.
>Consistent with previous ICC and USOPC recommendations, ACE urges the USAC board to resign immediately and allow professional independent board members selected by the ICC and USOPC to steer USA Cricket forward.
>Last month, the ICC had proposed the USAC Board resign as part of roadmap for Olympics certification in the lead up to the 2028 Olympics that are to be held in Los Angeles. The ICC had initiated steps to "reset" and overhaul the leadership and governance structure at USAC at the behest of US Olympic and Paralympic Committee (USOPC).
https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/ace-calls-its-agreement-termination-by-usa-cricket-unlawful-and-wrongful-1500155

>>150382592
>selected by the ICC
>independent
lol, lmao jeetven

>>150374528
no one can read the namibia chapter of v and seriously deny pynchon is one of the greats

>africa
>one of the greats
where's your visa

>>150380855
vocalists are purely branding/aesthetics, theyre not worth much otherwise

>vocalists
>don't vocalise
?

hope they play mitch owen today

>>150384562
one of them wasn't out

>>150384562
>wuth
based kiwi expat anon

How did Bards innings go this weekend lads

didn't play, had a wedding or something

Finally batting first
Cunt

Cooper Connolly (who has a FC high score of 90) in for Aaron Hardie (174*)

think we're coming right

no man more in tune with the human experience than morrissey

>>150369242
they're playing odis like they are t20s, they're really not the same

>>150372301
culture isn't real, it's race

last game wins

Best thing about ODIs is the guaranteed* 100 overs in a day, plus minimal breaks

based dio reference

Don't think this taking no wickets strategy is quite working out for South Africa

marsh needs to baz it a bit

theyve essentially turned this innings into a T20

>332/4
>301/3

marsh 100

did they drop marnie from the side mid-game?

these saffas are lucky its not a 5 game series

warnerGOD

the bully is back

>dont take the single 2 down in the 45th over
>6 6 6
big fan of this next cameron green arc

if they start to hit too many sixes in an over it feels like T20 and that's just not cricket

This pitch is an absolute road
Saffers will chase it down in 24.4 (maybe 26.2) overs

smacky woulda caught that

>cant take meme catches anymore
glad maxy got the last one

>2/400
would be nice to see this in a test again

south africa will want to stem the flow here

They should declare now, out of respect for England

Mad how Marsh's selfish (bazball) test match batting cost Australia 500

i feel sorry for the english for the upcoming thrashes

wild thing.............

had the hiccups for an hour lads

>>150386794
fucking hate when that happens
found out first hand energy drinks or throwing up can get rid of them

Permanent hiccups would fucking suck, wonder how they'd sleep

quite like having winter cricket on the telly, even if it's just ODIs

>>150386794
Had food poisoning last year, threw up so much i fucked my throat and had hiccups that lasted for hours at a time, with only a 10-15 minute break in between it happening. Lasted for 3 days, didn't get any sleep. Would not recommend

>>150386958
I'd seriously consider the rope if I had those

a-ashes status

/cric/ is not your social club, you weird losers. You're better off hanging out with your ilk on VRchat where you can bounce off strange behaviours off one another.

can someone remind me who won the series? just tuning in you see

my hands are cold

>scores 430 in the pointless match nobody will remember
>actually celebrating
sad

pop 'em on my tummy and warm them up babe x

mate the whole series is pointless

Are Australians seriously celebrating beating South Africa's B team?

>>150387082
I'm celebrating having the week off work next week actually

all cricket is pointless desu
like wow you won a mace in the test cricket or a big trinket they call a world cup. changes absolutely nothing lmao

>>150387138
mace-less hands typed this

somewhere on the pitch is a clue to the hidden immunity idol

Brevis is quality

>mulder batting
>skull in commentary

>>150387150
>hey mate you watching the T20 toni-

>>150387159
kek

They say brevity is the soul of wit, well Brevis is the soul of South Africa.

no one says that mate

plenty of pepole say that mate, i think you were looking to say "that, mate"

unironically keep marnus the team as a specialist fielder

brevis? more like pevis

Cooper Connolly, you ARE playing in the Ashes

>he's got a michelle
kek

>his straightness is his key
just like my dad telling me how to get my inheritance

based retard

is losing an ODI by 276 runs bad?

>>150387631
no desu loosing t20 world cup final agains India by 7 runs is worse

>>150387678
kek

>best ever ODI figures for Aus spinner
wtf he's better than Warne

Today the GREATEST batsman of our era retired. Cheteshwar Pujara, the last Raja of test cricket

yearn for the day certain man posts 'walking away from bouldering' and releases himself from the clutches of reddit

toil looms

>auswagelians have to go in on Monday
ohnonono

bed looms

yea I'll just sit on my fat neek arse and watch the chase after work every day instead sounds great mate

>strawman
yeah or just drop bouldering to sub in a non-reddit sport like tennis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osmguyECUR0

The Great Man's test debut, starting as he meant to go on: sticking one up the convicts with a matching winning 72 in a tricky 4th innings chase

Morning on court sesh, timing it sweet as sugar. In bed sesh before an evening on pitch sesh certain mans could never

all meaningless chit chat until the chadchy b challenge is accepted
if you need more time to train just admit it and set a date for later lol
you seem genuinely terrified of getting heemed

Some hot black girls at Carnival, as always. My encyclopaedic knowledge of West Indies cricket gets me into their green and yellow bikinis every time

trying to decide on this evening's kino

perhaps the deepest thinker itt
certainly the most esoteric

>Carnival
One of the worst things I did in London desu. Just crawl round the streets very slowly while menacing """urban youths""" act menacingly nearby. It's a no from me. More of a Clapham sort of guy, if you catch my drift

I could be happy in Qingdao

does ham mean boy's arses?

Shane Warne and Liz Hurley going on double dates with bard and Margot Robbie right now in a different universe

mad how I could have played maybe three or four shield games had I merely felt like continuing with cricket

put on pinkerton wow literally unlistenable past the age of 19

/cric/ is a ween general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpywOFiDqbY

snake hole 1/4zip trekker fleece
dickies
salomons

looked heaps cute tonight sure all the ladies thought so

>>150389692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpziJJBY1KA
big on quebec
not listened to the rest of their discog I must admit

>>150389718
well you're in for a treat

weezer, ween or NIN after the age of 19 is quite grim yeah

I'm a MI London man like my father before me

they called it that so now when the wife finds the text saying 'I hate the MIL' you can just say you meant the cricket team. t. knower

fun fact: Vangelis, being the fat fuck wog he is sued ween for ripping of chariots of fire with this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xq9bp2ZBls

>black people:
Exist
>noodle armed man:
Help me I’m being menaced!!!
Carnival is just an excuse for all day eating and drinking and girls having license to dress like whores without judgement. Sort of like Halloween but in summer so the outfits are even sluttier. You can fairly judge a man by his attitude to carnival.

https://youtu.be/HMNgRsXG2NY

Why are they so good at cricket?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvKaqmiNjhA
insane tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
mad bop

azealia banks has maybe never been wrong about anything
at the very least her fat people truthnuke cannot be denied

maybe she went too far in saying the tragedy of the potato famine was more irish didn't die in retrospect

Might drink a couple of espresso martinis while watching the deanoball
Need to use up the mixer I bought

Who will win The Ashes this year???

>>150390174
hello, how are you?

>>150390188
Good, thank you. Been watching some T20 matches in Youtube lately, The Windies have pretty good broadcasts but I just wish they weren't so Grimdies...

another poo fleeing the amazing (according to shitjeet and sebshit) homeland?

Almost finalised my India/Nepal itinerary
Reckon it'll be a good trip

didn't ask, narcky neek

>>150390174
probably Australia, England struggle in Australian conditions

won't catch me in those smelly countries
keen for my central asia holiday over december but

Combines typical tourist sightseeing, cultural activities, Himalayan trekking, jungle safaris, tropical beaches, and a bit of a wild adventure at the end

Will probably do a bit of a culinary tour and try to work in a cooking class too, enjoyed that when I did it in Thailand

If I can fit watching and (dare I say it) playing cricket too, it really will be the pièce de résistance of another perfectly crafted itinerary

mistake making an itinerary
for me it's booking a flight to and from and letting the vibe drive the rest
will not have my holiday dictated to me

>>150390385
Too hot and humid?

will recommend if you haven't been to high altitudes before then prepare because I've seen it ruin a few holidays

>>150390465
so true
I have a list of 2-3 'must see' touristy things but then just make up the schedule of each day on the spot. much more fun

>>150390473
pitches too hard. more bounce, more pace, not enough swing for the english """"fast"""" bowlers

bard's done it before, went up a mountain to plant the worcs CCC flag... oh sorry, no that's right he just happened to find that extremely niche and unlikely item there from ''''''''''''''''''someone else''''''''''''''''''. what a weird gimmick that one was

>>150390403
Would like to do a Central Asia and Caucasus trip at some point desu, possibly that'll be 2027 (I think 2026 could be East Asia, but we'll see)
Would probably start in Almaty, work through the mountains of Kyrgyzstan into Turkmenistan, then back up into Uzbekistan for the typical Silk Road route, before flying over into the Caucasus mostly for Georgia (but also tick off Armenia and Azerbaijan if they fit into the itinerary)
What route will you do?

>>150390465
Do appreciate the need to retain flexibility, and if you've got heaps of time then that's what works best. But with these 5-6 week trips when I've got ambitious plans to visit lots of places and do lots of things, an expertly crafted itinerary is CRUCIAL

>>150390477
Reckon I'll be fine, didn't phase me in South America

Going with a mate this time though, and worried he's got a weaker constitution than me, will fall ill in the Himalayas like a pussy, and completely ruin the expertly crafted itinerary

>>150390507
I see

>>150390556
basically silk road stuff
starting in xi'an ending in turkmenistan
will not let the mrs lock in more detail than that contrary to my free spirit

>>150390509
It was in the salt flats rather than the mountains, although it's at high altitude too (3,650m)
And, what can I say, I was very surprised by it too

>>150390490
so true

I met someone fully decked out in freo dockers gear at the vatican so I tend to believe bard

>>150390673
If I know women (and I know women) she'll secretly have an expertly crafted itinerary that she'll guide you towards, you'll retain the illusion of your free spirit, and you'll both have a bloody good time

don't think going on a poo-smelling holiday in mumbai with some bum buddy is the best way to get over the deep dark ennui of breaking up with your secret gf, mate

>>150390833
Mumbai was in Draft 1 of the almost perfectly crafted itinerary but I don't know if it'll make it to Draft 2 of the perfectly crafted itinerary
Just doesn't look like that interesting a place desu

>breaking up
If ONLY that was the cause of the deep dark ennui

>>150390772
don't suggest you know a thing about my gf mate this is the final warning

>>150390900
I wasn't implying that I knew her in the biblical sense, if that was the concern

>>150391019
hmm

Mad how the Nepali national anthem is Tina Turner Ain’t no Mountain High Enough

test

did bard get dumped after a month too?
Oh no. It does get better
I wouldn't rule either of us out just yet though

in the hare and hounds, Sussex

I'm not ruling out the Zachy-Hiba reunion

>get dumped
If ONLY that was the cause of the deep dark ennui

I would sooner go Pakistan than indian
Just more developed overall

Just not true, that, is it?
More dreary contrarianism
Mountains of Pakistan are meant to be beautiful though desu

Crazy how everybody in club cricket knows that teams full of Indians are normally friendly and alright to play against but teams full of Pakistanis are complete cheats and knobheads

>>150392558
Islamabad is honoury first world
Might go on holiday there

Islamabad?
More like Islam IS bad
Lmao gone gottem

>omg! I am SO DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE!!! look at this lawless, obscure shithole I'm going to!
cannot wait to hear about all your nameless executions in a 5 second soundbite

cameron Winter you in mate
Save this town

unironically know someone who went to Pakistan (the mountain parts) and he said it was amazing so zachy might be right idk

>>150392746
yer yer alrigh, calm down. OI sais calmdown. anyway dis is one is called Chopin - Nocturne op.9 No.2

>>150392573
Can attest to this. Sri Lankans are bros too

would go on holiday with zach
reckon it would be fun
windhoek 2027 I'm thinking

toil on the morrow morrow (so basically looms)

>>150393543
that honestly sounds amazing mate
right up my street

>>150393543
>>150393633
very sad self reply from lonely b

no need to seethe mate. fine, we'll invite you too as long as you're not a little crybaby like countysperg who can't take a bit of chadchy b's bants

loneliness is the natural condition
we all die on our own

so many deanos in this pub
Nothing more deano than coastal Sussex
bit of powdah

windhoek actually looks sovl
wonder how dangerous it is though

दिल है तो धड़कने का बहाना कोई ढूँढे
दिल है तो
दिल है तो धड़कने का बहाना कोई ढूँढे
पत्थर की तरह बेहीस-ओ-बेजान सा क्यूँ है
पत्थर की तरह बेहीस-ओ-बेजान सा क्यूँ है
सिने मे जलन

>>150392647
keKkkkklean bowled bla x

>>150391082
was just think dis ngl
mentz innit¿

>>150393842
Lived in rionegro Colombia
Never got robbed
Windhoek is entry level rough

>>150390732
HEAVO HO
O

>>150390556
if you're going during Diwali (Oct 20th), make it a point to be in Jaipur, Rajasthan fella x

I would love to go to Africa desu
As a Welsh man I am basically African.

>As a Welsh man I am basically African
so true

>>150394144
I was actually googling "Best place to experience Diwali in India" earlier today desu
Had thought maybe Agra or Varanasi would be nice, but you'd recommend Jaipur over those?

What went right?

rajasthan is nicer because it has less trash and pollution compared to other major areas in india. it's still a shithole though. If you're going for a little while end your trip in Goa. it's got nice beaches and is a break from the rest of india.

>>150395730
Will do typical Golden Triangle shit at the start - would have liked to push deeper into Rajasthan, but just don't have the time unfortunately
Planning to do 4 days in Goa in the middle as a bit of rest/recuperation after the trekking - that's about my limit for beaches though, get pretty bored
Then planning to drive a tuk-tuk from Chennai to Kochi in the final leg of the trip

I've always said if you're going to India go to Pakistan and stay there

I am blind
And you are ugly

>>150397451
no but steven myopiay

Back from my on pitch sesh (to which i cycled to) after my on court morning sesh. Some unbelievable tekkers courtesey yours truly. Certain mans would get megged into oblivion no wonder all of /cric/ ran away from a little kickabout

It's clear to me what made six string hack to take a trip to Bharat. Maybe i should wait until his trip is finalised.

Speaking of the ol' six strings i
>got a nice little pedal point outro for Slide Away
>double tracked vocals for a song from a certain bass player
Very chuffed with these efforts

>>150395382
>Varanasi
..yh, if you already have plans to be there, that’s pretty solid, fella x>>150395819
noice

>>150397603
post the 'roo fella x

>>150397643
Can't post vocals for obvious reasons but i maybe i'll post a voc i'm not going to share outside of /cric/, in honour of the greatest batsman of our era

what's the plan for the Monday off then lads?
nothing for me lmao (sad)

>>150397623
Give it to me to straight Sebastian, how much better would Jaipur be than Varanasi for Diwali?
I need to know if the perfectly crafted itinerary needs fine tuning

I don't ride my bike anymore
Dalby forest is nice in theory
But York traffic is so horrendous I can't be fucked

>>150397774
I don't know
But I won't be(((working))) that's for sure

Feel like pure shit just want him back

bard you should have gone south africa instead mate
the safari and all that. would have been kino

Used to race across Central London on my racer without a helmet, twiglet legs would never. Roads are too fucking shhiiieeeyyytttee to want to cycle not to mention all the illegals who cannot drive

>Bobby Brazier's love affair with Hare Krishna: From finding happiness through religion after tragic start in life to using movement to guide him to success on Strictly - as EastEnders star 'quits showbiz to move to India'
HARE RADHA
HARE KRISHNA
SITA SITA
RAMA RAMA

>>150397932
Could certainly enjoy a South Africa - Namibia trip desu, but it's not the highest on my list, so probably still a few trips away

Anyone else lost a toenail or got an injury from a bad bounce from the bowler?

I played in highschool and some paki on my team fucked it up and it landed on my big toe. It swelled up and fell off like a week later. Fucking horrid.

He thinks Lesotho and Malawi is crying out for some neek from Redditch to visit

From footy not from cricket. Fucker was wearing bladed studs on 3g

>>150397846
>the short format revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the cricketing race

https://youtube.com/shorts/5KMONbbYLps?si=9vwmb1OTats5PZVn

One of the most dire takes of all time

>>150397932
>going to south africa to use safari when you can just download it from the app store
do boomers really?

that guy has zachy's goal body kek

>>150398264
Every shortened format of the game designed to destroy test cricket has been invented by the hypocritical "muh test cricket purists" english
>>150398305
Still worth doing once if you get a good guide who knows where the animals are

basically living out his nightmare
>goes to play cricket in bindia
>they're all offspinners

>>150397789
just looked it up...and...yh Varanasi is yer ticket fella
end of
>>150397767
chepu will be missed
end of an era ngl x

bard stay safe and please DO NOT dress up as a monitor lizard ffs

You would have thought by now one good thing would have happened to me in my entire life

>>150398433
I think everything I'd be doing is very safe except for this tuk-tuk gimmick
A little bit worried about that, but it's probably still safer than my decision to take dodgy ayahuasca in the Amazon 9 hours away from the nearest proper medical centre

Saw monitor lizards chilling in one of the public parks in Bangkok
Was running around the lake, and there the fuckers work, just chilling out and minding their own business
Thought that was quite cool

mad how bard is about to have had more india visits in the last 20 years than the resident brit and yank plastic pajeets combined

Me me
I I
This little creatine deficient 40 year old neek actually thinks him going to bindia means anything lol

>>150398556
I'm currently 32, and planning to turn 33 in India
Might have a curry to celebrate
Did Machu Picchu for my 31st birthday and Angkor Wat for my 32nd so had been hoping to do Taj Mahal for my 33rd, but I couldn't quite work that into the otherwise perfectly crafted itinerary (still gonna go, just not on my birthday itself)

don't worry zachy, we're all very excited about your trip to Devon too! maybe you can rig another poll and post about your experience in South America from 2010 while there :)

>can't organise a visit to the Taj Mahal on a certain day
here's your itinerary master bro

should go to ireland and connect with his roots
down some Guinness, read joyce, visit the mum's senpai etc

bnob what's ailing you mate? Yer mam ran off with an Indian fella? Still dodging the estrangedor orphaned question

>>150398594
bards a clout chaser though
even he realises what he is doing is pointless

like how britjeet the nonce keeps calling me bnob but as soon as /ourguy/ comes back saying he liked the nonce's parents' nation he's going to become the biggest bnob of all time

>>150398625
It was a choice of either spending the Diwali period in that part of India (the best part of India for Diwali, by all accounts) or going there for my birthday a few weeks later
Ultimately I put cultural experiences ahead of personal pride when crafting the itinerary

>>150398649
Only really been to Dublin in the emerald Isle desu
Sure I'll visit more of it at some point, but I certainly will NOT be reading Joyce while doing so (useless pseud hack)
Don't even know which part we hail from desu, maybe Limerick

>>150398705
Even with the mindset that everything is pointless, some pointless activities are more exciting than others

desu I would have rather gone to China than India personally. India seems a very contrived - dare I say sort of reddity - tourist spot at the moment

Found somewhere for you to stay mate

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g297608-d32769013-Reviews-Hotel_O_Neek_Palace-Ahmedabad_Ahmedabad_District_Gujarat.html

put another way: crossfit was the bouldering of the 2000s the same way india is the thailand of the 2000s

>>150398791
East Asia is probably my 2026 gimmick
This time next year I'll blogpost about an expertly crafted China-Japan-South Korea itinerary

>>150398799
You posted that already

oops, should be 'thailand was the india of the 2000s'*

>bnob still deflecting
Just answer: estranged or orphaned? Something traumatic must have happened it radiates through your posts

cheeky stop in Afghanistan mate? or is that getting its own dedicated trip?

Short format cricket was invented for the purpose of and exists to make money to support test cricket. It should therefore not exist to the detriment of test cricket

goes to South America aka gods continent
Doesn't have sex. Doesn't do bongo
Comes home the same narcissistic neek as before
Starts eyeing up east Asia before he has even been bindia

You are the worst kind of 'traveller'''. Soulless

bard liked SEA more than South Redditca
maybe didn't directly admit this in the posts but if you read between the lines the answer was clear

>>150398865
If the muzzies ever wise up then a trip to the mountains of Pakistan and Afghanistan could be kino, but I don't think that would ever happen in my lifetime

Probably actually safer than you might think and the people are actually very friendly, but I'm a risk averse young man

>>150398940
Simply don't think that's true

never cared for bnob but he's had zachy and britjeet on the ropes for several threads in a row now kek

Someone make the newey.

it's scientifically impossible for the narcissistic neeks soul to be touched like mine was in La Unión, Antioquoa

shalln't

>>150398978
You’re more likely to be bombed to your death by India whilst travelling in Pakistan than have any local even try to murder you. They have virtually zero crime in Pakistan, India on the other hand has probably a hundred million pickpockets and confidence tricksters. Also Pakis are historically much better cricketers

forgot the 'a' before soul mate

business idea: build a cricket stadium halfway on the border between Pakistan and India with corresponding ends so both batsmen are in different countries when the bowler runs in

>>150399077
You've not really shared anything interesting that you actually did during this life-changing trip of yours
Any time anyone asks you just give some nonsense answer like "It was just the general vibe, I can't explain it, you'd know if you were there"
All we actually know that you did is go to a notorious gay mega club

>>150399100
Suspect you're right about a lot of that except the final sentence
Pakistan has never produced a good cricketer
(Imran Khan was produced by Worcester)

I will return to Colombia one day
Amazing country, amazing people

reckon you should visit both and get them to agree peace mate
imagine how good this will look on your CV given you already ticked off freeing our bro Julian

>>150399188
As a perfidious anglo I think it's in my interests that they keep fighting desu
Divide and conquer, and all that
Will be sowing the seeds for an independent Khalistan and an independent Kashmir and an independent Punjab and an independent Bengal and an independent Kerala

how's Basil?

I'd make a newey if Britzos weren't so tedious and ill-mannered

nobody asked you fat yank twat

Oh wait, think an independent Punjab and an independent Khalistan is effectively the same thing
Might need to do a bit of homework before sowing these seeds
Trouble is they're basically all the same

>>150399141
I don't understand what you mean?
I need to list off some touristy things?
That obviously isn't what the human experience is. It's obviously not about racking up the highest number of touristy shite. You are a neek boomer, and you went to South America as a neek boomer, you will never get it

>anglo
you're direish mate. almost indian yourself really

>>150399296
You don't need to list touristy things, just let us know what you got up to that was so great other than going to a gay mega club?

I agree with the """irish""" paki. Pakistsn is very safe to visit. Especially a soon to be independent Baluchistan, Sindhudesh and Kyber Pakhtunia

I imagine zachy did a lot of drugs
opened his 3rd eye as it were
basically like the ayahuasca experience that's so trendy now but before it was hip and in a much less neeky / reddit way

>broken off from the EU
>border mess in NI
>Scots angsting for independence
>england successfully demoralised and identity diluted by mass immigration
>militarily a shadow of itself
The seeds for the breakdown of the "united" kingdom are already sown

How typical of the modern Anglo.

kek if bard's light-hearted jab about breaking up grimdia is causing this much generational trauma from the 2 resident dispoos, just IMAGINE how badly the locals will seethe. hope you film it lad

>>150399425
So you just partied and did coke and hung around Theatron?
Could have got exactly the same experience by spending a few weeks in London and hanging out around G-A-Y, and saved yourself £600+ on the flight tickets

Did your dad's light jabs go too far one time? Is that the trauma?

>>150399359
bard you are such a clueless neek I honestly just despair
you really rate your own IQ too which is hilarious. Mental illness

>you really rate your own IQ too which is hilarious
desu always found this quite an amusing bard characteristic too
clearly not dumb but also clearly very very middle of the road. like the definition of mid at around 110. bog standard civil servant with no streak of brilliance

T20 is not /cric/ but /brit/zos seething is /cric/.

NEW
>>150399704
NEW
>>150399704

listening to tame impala aka 1 of just 2 good Australian musicians produced over the history of the universe (other being Nick Cave of course). did ask a certain worcestershirian bloke to cover this a while back but he bottled it. shame