Thread 150367016

KWAB

hmm

What a way to start the main card

should still be overturned the fighter was too concussed to make a decision whether he can continue

Made a blue long island iced tea. There is 200 ml of liquor in this motherfucker

Is the picks bro actually here? I'd like to see the chart.

>>150367016 (OP)
Who's the dimepiece

>>150367036
nice

>do the magnanimous thing and give the people what they want
>get heemed

Walker? Walker will heem

nigga looks like someone photoshopped kids head to mans body

Why did goddard not give him 5 minutes? ALjo got to lay on the mat for minutes

>>150367047
I'd post her getting ground&pound by a big black donkey dick in her car for the camera, but I'd get banned.

Whose the cutie Asian translator?

The commentators are so fucking stupid, it would been a no contest, not a DQ win, because it was in the first round.

>>150367036
Blue curacao is awful shit bro you will puke or get a terrible hangover with that shit pls be careful

hes in my boy stable now cunts, dont go bandwagoning

>>150367046
Did this card filter the cazzies. Quiet one today.

>>150367034
supremely retarded to give the choice to the fighter

Not sure about this matchmaking bros. Ari is trying to infiltrate.

>>150367060
My wife now get back to fixing my car

>There must be anestrous!
>Thinking being known as a cheater will deter Chinese from behaving dishonorably if it benefits them
The culture differences are apparent.

>>150367061
Yeah and all saying "goddard did a good job" at the same time was like listening to politicians answer a question

>open the MMAGURU stream to see what hes saying between fights
>talking about the west losing World War 3 to China, because of race science or whatever
>talks about how fat ugly people are letting down The West, with zero self awareness
>talk about the strong surviving and inheriting the future, while being a 30 year old incel
Yep, same guy.

>>150367058
You're only supposed to get the 5 mins for eyepokes or nutshots

>>150367079
they think it's smart

>>150367079
>Anestrous describes the state or period in an animal's reproductive cycle where there is a temporary cessation of sexual activity or heat, often a phase of reproductive dormancy between estrous cycles.
What are you talmbout

>>150367087
Guru is jacked and handsome.

>>150367079
if youre on your hands and knees in a fight looking up at your opponent its an honor to be heemed via knee
faggot rule

it's too early for this shit

LIGHTS OUT
GORRILA RADIO

>>150367058
theyre on a tight schedule. the chinese man

>>150367087
sounds like you're projecting just a little bit there

>>150367070
definitely

>>150367087
Bro is a multi millionaire that you are willingly tuning into lmao have some awareness yourself. Guru is a fat cunt btw

>>150367036
I always saw Blue Curacao as a meme that cheap shitty bars include in drinks so dippy slags drink them because they're heckin blue. Never bought it. As long as you're enjoying your drink, bappa, then that's the main thing.

>>150367061
White people are asian.

>>150367096
asterous

>>150367087
You live in Bulgaria

>>150367117
I fuck.
GURU don't fuck.

Simple as.

>>150367098
That's me, guru is the wax skinned english boy who said that gypsies are honorable people with a really cool culture who fight honorably and drinks mayonnaise by himself in his room between making impressions to pay his rent

>>150367036
*cantina music plays*

>>150367115
asterisk?

this chud stole mayhem miller's haircut

what a shit nickname ahahah

>>150367098
>handsome

>>150367114
White people are distinctly non-asian.

>>150367087
>open the MMAGURU stream to see

you're the bigger faggot in this situation

>>150367060
>>150367060
>>150367060
>>150367060
>>150367060

Answer pls

>>150367099
Those are not the rules. He cheated and it benefited him. All the Chinese are cheering him on like he's smart for getting away with it.

for me it's fight fairy

>>150367046
What kind of retard picks kiefer crosbie

>>150367137
he won twice

>>150367136
ching chong ding dong how the fuck are we supposed to know?

>>150367136
I already did Allar now fix my fucking suspension

>>150367136
Zhang Minyang

>>150367121
It's not about fucking, it's about who you fuck. Anyone can get some desperate ugly bitch.

>>150367137
the irish guy could've said no he's the retard that said yeah lets keep going now he got heemed twice and gets nothing from this

I miss kung fu

THESE ADVERTS ARE POISON AND COULD ONLY BE CONCOCTED BY THE MOST VILE AND NEFARIOUS EVIL DEMONS EVER KNOWN

>>150367121
t.

>>150367137
people cheered for DC after he eyepoked Stipe 3 times in order to get his one win against him. that was after blatantly leaning on a towel to make weight in a previous fight. Jon Jones is a cheater. McGregor is a cheater. People continued to cheer, and their bank accounts continued to grow.

>>150367154
guru cant ;^)

>>150367154
>Anyone can get some desperate ugly bitch.

>>150367137
Cheating is never punished in MMA
I can’t remember ever seeing someone win after suffering a foul

>>150367154
Doesn't he boast on stream about fucking escorts in south africa b

How many bong before byan battle ?

Red Sox vs Yankees should be good.

lucha libre?

>>150367164
You, worrying about another mans sex life is more pathetic than anything guru has done.

been some mad finishes on this card

>el gay negro
WHAT

great crowd desu

>>150367161
Don't forget Weidman he cheated against that Brazilian and blinded him in both eyes and DC and the commentary cheered him on

This borjas nigga any good?

>>150367165
The last time i had sex was 15 years ago. And it was a nightmare

>>150367157
Is this a full feature I'm curious to know how therma and rouise met

Imo guru is 10x funnier once you realise hes just a manchild hyperfixated on the sport, who rages over "muh picks" hes like cartman in that episode where he claims to be psychic when hes right. And if hes wrong theres always a stipulation its also genuinely hilarious to see when he makes a 35 min video talking about the muhfuggin politics of the mw division

>>150367179
oh shit, found a guru fangay
i clicked your boy's stream between fights, and listened to him schizo rant for a minute
he still got no bitches, and you are still simping a fat incel lmaoooooooooooo

>>150367185
As expected.

>>150367181
The frangerian might make stupid money on this card with his parlay

ok
https://tibet.net/sonam-dorjee-takes-charge-as-secretary-of-tibetan-parliament-in-exile/

>>150367183
It means The Black Cock in spanish.

>>150367190
He was chosen to be fed to the hometown can. It's safe to assume that he is a turbo-bum.

mma fighters cant jab against southpaws

>>150367199
You're worrying about some youtubers romantic life.. Isn't he a millionaire? Women like money, i'm pretty sure he'd have no troubles finding a partner you weirdo. You're still Bulgarian.

Jia you!
Jia you!
Jia you!

Kody Steele ain’t going out like Kavanagh ever

>>150367210
>28.2.2022
How's that playing out

That's how you warn about fingers. Take notes, Herb, you retard.

>>150367191
i've never had sex and never will, i accepted that a long time ago

Michel KIKEira bros, its so fucking over.
Showman? No more Showman, only Karman

>>150367221
Why are you carrying this much water for a streamer you loser besides women cheat on millionaires every single day

>Takes one clean shot
>Shoots
Huge story loss for Borjas.

>>150367228
Learn ENGRISH if you want to compete in a US-based sports league.

>>150367230
i wish i could trade places with you, at least you live in germany my fellow incel

Apocalypto looking mo fugga

>>150367239
I don't care about that as long as they heem.

pretty crisp striking from the chink

post jav kissing webms

Not having sex is based as long as you are porn free

>don't forget wrasslin'
based

>>150367233
why are you this invested in someones life you don't know and will never meet? guy seems like he's doing well why hate?

Every Kevin is retarded. EVERY KEVIN.

>>150367173
it should be good but rarely is

>>150367260
its fucking 7am and your coomer brain is already thirsty for porn. Seek help sar

these australian ads fucking horrid

Lol borjas wants to quit

Kek

>>150367271
So's every Bruce buddy (All australians are named Bruce)

>>150367277
Looks that way, I fear.

Borjas has had enough

>>150367276
i watch hockey illegally, yours arent any better

>>150367274
no I just like kissing

>>150367254
Well then don't complain about the fighter not understanding Herb's instructions which is simply reminding the fighter of the rules of the sport which he should know.
>Herb showed his fingers instead of making a fist
>the poor chiman probably didnt unserstand!
Larn a few words like "FINGER" to understand the basic instructions of the referee of the sport you choose to participate in. It's not hard. If you are going to violate the rules.

>>150367271
truth

bored kevin ass fucking monkey

Meth streams is full of terrifying discourse

>>150367270
What am I invested in you jew I only mock his words and the retards who fanboy him

What's up with Sanko's voice? Dont even recognise it.

Simply poke the referee in the eye first

>>150367292
>92
OH NONONONO WOLFSISTERS

>>150367291
I didn't complain about him not understanding the rules that he should already know. You just didn't understand that I was advocating for better communication across the board. Doesn't matter if they're not English speakers or not. If you make a closed fist and ask for it, even an English speaker couldn't deny they didn't understand because they didn't hear what the ref was saying or referring to.

>>150367295
alex jones is mainstream

>>150367309
Doesn't matter if they're an English speaker or not*

>>150367305
Noticed it last thread she's hoarse and quiet maybe getting fucked witless the night before

>>150367284
yeah they're similarly terrible

>>150367225
he ended up becoming a prizefighter so not very apparently

Shit fight

>125ers
We were so close to no longer having to see this shit in the UFC.

>>150367276
I think it was made to anger people.

This fight has taken 40 minutes

>>150367284
>>150367319
Move aside buckos there's a new sheriff in town

Why is bisping so focused on borjas being poor? He doesn't know his story

>>150367260
>>150367331
here, forgot to quote.

why do the axis powers have disgusting fetishes?
>inb4 italy
they were in the axis but didn't have any power

You're either gay, a cuck, or both, if you watch porn that has men in it.
>I imagine it's me
No you don't. They make POV porn for that, but you skip over it so you can watch a man cooming.

Su and Zhu both train at city kicktap now

This chinaman is the real deal

>>150367337
He's probably getting a buzz on by now

What’s stopping the Chinese fighters from swapping out with a better heavier fighter right before the walk out?

>>150367338
excellent, kissing is simply the best

>>150367016 (OP)
its already morning

>>150367347
On the Baijiu and ignoring Rebecca's texts no doubt

MMA Guru is a 6'3 White British multi-millionaire with a full head of hair in his mid 20's.

>>150367357
Imagining that microphone is my meng

>>150367346
Da Lou heems him

bout to get zeemed lads

Lou would have pulled off a Tyanmeng on that dogeater

>>150367276
Typical stupid Canadian, they're clearly awful because they're New Zealand ads not Australian, thank you very much.

borjas needs to be cut

saggytitsfairy

>>150367367
Guru don't have to imagine that

All the YouTube fags picked Borjas. That guy fuckin sucks

these laliga commercials giving me brazilian fatigue

>>150367361
Becky seems a bit needy and naggy

>>150367375
>New Zealand
https://youtu.be/YzoMSgBzjsI?t=22

Woeful performance from Borjas.

>>150367350
2 german twins actually tried that earlier this year in a tournament

Fence hugging with a minute left when you're two rounds down is shameful

fightferry is 5'10

>>150367383
You are unironically imagining some streamer fucking another streamer and thinking you're smart I wish they firebomb mogadishu and kill your family goat. Disrespectfully

kevin bum ass

kek wtf

what the fuck, is this the chinese chiwiwis

wtf is this nigga doing

is that eaglespeak

>>150367404
kek that hungarian got banned

>>150367402
It happened.

Chinese chiwiwi

>>150367366
only jealous manlet browns hate on him and call him incel lol

>>150367404
Waldo about to heem 90% of remaining picks

Chinkwiwis!

I make the same noise when I coom

chink made my dog get up and leave the room

This tibetan jannisary getting cheers is bullish for chinese imperialism.

>>150367413
>source: your retarded brain
Stop replying muhis I'm too tired for your waria waria walla walla go sell half bags of cocaine down kontula or whatever you do

>>150367421
Yeah right, and I play shortstop for the Mets.

These broadcasts are so bad. Having to sit through fucking movie trailers

we get to find out if pavlovich is mentally heemed

>>150367430
btw his name is written Sonam Dhargay in english, as per the Tibetan-English transliteration.

The fights are rapidly coming to an end. Now what do we do?

The Sirgay Pavlovich title run starts NOW

>>150367441
FightMommy is so funny and cute...

He won't be able to handle the Salsa

Kumsplat put 6 million people to sleep during his "fight" against DDP. Pavlovich has twice that power in any one of his fingers. Something to consider.

>>150367441
Don't breed with her ya fewl

>>150367442
Still sounds less goofy than the chinese transliteration

Sorry Aussies but you need killing for this advert.

Alcohol passes the time.

Fr though Bisping has been on his best behavior today it's like night and day

>>150367388
Australia's retarded little brother essentially.

If shavkat was born in china his name would be shafukate lahemeng

>>150367470
Jet lag

>>150367470
Hunter probably gave him a warning after some recent performances. Sanko doesn't sound like she's on stims either

>>150367470
China will jail you for upsetting the government

can't wait for Pav to heem this smug brownie

>>150367454
there is a reason all those inbred fkers speak Russian

Pavlovich's salsa probably tastes like shit

WHERES WALDO

Lots of empty seats, why don’t gooky people like the ufc? Very disrespectful.

pablovich finna heem

Pavlovich better not fight like a bitch this time

If Pavel loses I am going to cry.

Come on Pav

pavlobros this is the chance to get our aura back

>>150367508
Mind if I join ya, b?

Pavlovich better fight like a bitch I've got him by decision.

This fight has decision win written all over it

>sergei in faninting and dancing fairy mode
Its over.

>>150367444
Play dota with heemzat

Pablobitch is a point fighter now

what did aspinall do to this man

10 points away from Waldo for charging with head. Cheat.

>Salsa onions leading with the head
Faggot

Sir Gay vs Salsa Boy? This match up is as sweet as a sugar plum. Big Mick would heem both back to back.

Aspinall buck broke Pavlobitch so bad he's afraid to swing

Aspinall isn't even here Bisping

And just like that, in seconds, we go from fatman faint&lean, to fatman swang&bang. There's hope.

That headbutt was awful. Surprised Sergey didn't show a lot of damage from that.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Pavel has the power advantage. He can take shots from Waldo (including headbutts) whilst Waldo is unable to take many shots from Pavel.

Pavelbrehs, it's just a metter of time if this fight stays in the feet.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEP

>>150367547
>>150367551
faggots

Salsa Bum panic wrestled from the start against Robelis Despaigne, but is happy to stand with KWABlobitch. This speaks volumes.

pav still not the same since aspinal

Who won 1st rd?

I have a feeling Pavlovich is gunna get slept here from a hail mary

Waldo is a very clever fighter. Do not underestimate his anti-boy potential

God Ser-gay is such an auraless bum now

This division is already in the bin, pitter patter point fighting, hugging after the round. Cut both of these bums

Where my nigga Ortega at

10-9 Pavlo?

>>150367555
KEK
Made u pay attention for nothing

>>150367568
I have it that way

Waldo will force Pavlo to heem him

>>150367567
up next

never forget that in the sweltering autumn of '23, tom aspinall gaped sergei pavlovich's menghole

Corner is right, where's the jab? Waldo used to be a jab merchant, he's not using it at all here.

tf happened to sergei

I'm sick of La Liga. It should be illegal for JF to make music.

>>150367568
Wish boxing scoring was this easy

>>150367582
Volkov took his soul

Porker Porter save us

Flashes of promise. He might regret being overly cautious.

>>150367557
Well it was a story loss afterall.

>bisping bringing up Aspinal again
3 times for 2 rounds

acosta is a fucking retard, lost track of how many times his charged into an exchange headfirst

>>150367609
Every jab he threw landed, and he's always leaning like he's about to throw it, but then he doesn't throw.
Leg kick too.

if I see ONE MORE heavyweight decision im gunna be fucking upset

wtf happened to Pavlovich, ever since his fight against Asspanal, he's been pussified. Before that fight he used to knock people out left and right, now he's doing faggy point boxing shit

Pavel taking the lead. Waldo landing almost nothing.

Sanko discussing waldo's peen

These niggas need yellow cards

What is the breeding channel

>>150367625
she wants kids

20-18 Pavel
Could be 19-19

Where is the salsa dancing footwork striking Acosta promised

That headbutt totally nerfed Sergey. He's wary of lunging in because he's thinking about receiving another headbutt.

>>150367609
He’s doing that because he has no way to deal with Pav’s reach that he’s comfortable with

Biggest aura drop off in UFC history bar none, people talked about this guy like the white ngannou

Nice to not have Rogan talk about Waldo's brutal calf kicks

Waldo has maybe 3 power shots all fight. Pav has 12-15

Acosta's gas tank left him after the first round so now he's sloppy as shit and letting Pavlovich back into the fight.

>>150367633
>42 years old
that ship has sailed

20-18 Pav

>>150367644
Jab and leg kick worked EVERY TIME he threw them. He should be dancing and throwing limp shots like that, to make Sergei mad. Worked for Volkov.

>>150367643
He nearly received a second head but too

>>150367645
The biggest aura drop was Ngannou coming off the Stipe loss. He got back his aura, though.

And if we're not retards the actual biggest aura drop is Aldo losing to Conor.

Waldo trying to have a main character moment so he’s almost certainly going to sleep in the 3rd

>tfw I can't watch any of my usual streams in this third world country.
Just heem me.

These guys are incapable of combinations

>marc goddard
why does this guy still have a job?

>>150367667
Aldo had a whole career worth of wins after McGregor.

I don’t care about fighters health just heem so I can get an adrenaline rush for 5 seconds. And hurry up

>>150367660
ACosta doesn't want to stand in the pocket and Volkov is a much longer fighter than Acosta.

Acosta needs a heem to win

wow cortes-acosta got a chin on him!

More like PavloBITCH

>>150367675
True, I take that back.
Ngannou's fight with Lewis is still a bigger aura drop than Pavel.

>>150367669
are you cruising hanoi for some 5 dollar poontang or something

>>150367669
SAAAAR YOU MUST WATCH THE LOW BITRATE STREAM SAAAR

I'm gonna say it.


Aspinall ruined Pavlovich as an exiting fighter, completely crushed his confidence. when he'd get someone hurt before he'd press for the finish.

Acosta's head rush will win him the fight

Dominican Marvin Vettori

Aspinall really derailed Pavlovich's hype train

What did CHADspinall do to this man???

My estimation of Sergei Pavlovich as a man just fuckin plummeted

Someone on /heem/ complaining about Bispign mentioning Aspinall whilst everyone else on /heem/ is also mentioning Aspinall

Jon Jones ducked Asperger's

why hasn't there been a ko yet? what happened to his power

Pavolich has had like 4x chances to explode and get the TKO and he threw 2 punches and stopped, fuck sake

pav won easily but man he is still not the same

black dude was asking to tango and white dude bitched out
happens everyday

>>150367711
completely changed him as a fighter

Pointing to the ground has ruined mma as a sport

>>150367731
He's fighting scared. He could have finished the fight on three separate occasions but was being very cautious.

Dreadful

Cut them both

Heavyweight is so trash, these guys striking is low level. No combinations, same 1-2 jab, wildly swinging like clowns, no level change, no grappling/wrestling, completely one dimensional "strikers".

Pavlo decision win

Sergei should have spammed the leg kick. Costa was not checking it and hurting.

The only silver lining for Pavlovich is that he derailed the Waldo-Acosta 4 fight win streak after calling him out last fight

not even memeing anymore, he doesnt even look happy to have won. immediately sank down on his stool

Scared nigger backed up the whole fight then points to the floor..

>hit acosta
>he's wobbles about with chin exposed complete undefended
>pavlobum backs off

>>150367734
his confidence is heemed. A shame, cause I wanted to see him flatline that emoting faggot

So this is the power of Tom Reddit's best win...

Skill check for Waldo but he’s pretty defensively aware. He’s going to be a tough turd to flush

I hate the pointing down shit. The guys doing it aren't even commiting fully except Holloway

Yet another story loss from Pablobitch

>>150367740
The way he is fighting is better for a life after fighting. He became aware after the Aspinall loss.

This card sucks. Atleast put jingliang, weili and song on the card instead of these randoms.

Shame to see Pav not backing himself there. He was worried about getting clipped and losing. I hate to see my boys doubt themselves. My picks are still intact though so that's nice.

ahaha man acosta is retarded

>>150367645
Just wait until Ank 50-45’s Poatan again

>>150367734
no killer instinct
he's shook

Who does Pavlo even fight next?

>two fucking translators
water we dune hair dana

>>150367470
afraid Cung Lee will pull connections to have him jailed

The Chinese translator and Pavlovich look like a cute couple.

>>150367778
I just wrote the same thing in /box/

>>150367779
His inner demons

>>150367779
Valter Walker

>>150367731
Waldo has a godlike chin and rolled with the punches decently well.

>>150367744
This. Tom Aspinall unfortunately turned Sergei into a more cautious fighter

3/5 so far for my "left side fighters beat right side fighters" strategy.

waldo vs lewis next

>>150367779
Depression

What is next for Sergei?

Based sirgay sabotaging aris expanse into the Middle Kingdom with boring fights

DANA MAGA

>>150367794
Good answer.

>>150367804
Boozing hard and becoming a kick streamer

When is Zhang's fight?

>>150367779
That Pinto guy?

4U bisping

kek this translator is absolute trash. Sergei asked dana for a war and thanked specific fighters who helped him and the translator says none of it.

so who started the trend of fighters asking dana to give their buddy a shot?

9 Sterlings vs. 7 Ortegas

no more events in bug country
hate listening to this disgusting """language"""

>>150367810
>tfw no plain asian girlfriend

>>150367810
Average siberian couple

Based that he uses his moment to try and put his boy on tbf

>>150367826
She's cute.

Nice of him to shout out his friend

>>150367784
Many such cases in Russia. And for some reason their sons all become elite fighters.

GGG,Tszyu, Bivol, Provodnikov

>>150367826
Good fuck pablobitch get him out of there asap

DANA PLEASE

Jenna Ortega's brother is next

320 is stacked fair play

This is so awkward

Josh Emmett is back baby, heems are back on the menu

Someone needs to find this Chinese cuties IG

Zhang waylee needs a white dude to fuck her. Me.

Joe fucking Pyfer

320 looks like it will be a great card, can't wait

I spotted my wife.

>just called hospital to check on my mom
>she was admitted to surgery
pray for her bros

They need to feed him some bum that he can Slavsplode into the shadow realm. It's a shame that Gane is currently getting another undeserved title shot. He'd fit the bill otherwise

easy ortega win

Brian Ortega is handsome so I'm backing him

KWAB

>>150367849
Zalal will run around for 15 minutes and win a boring decision

If his friend fights anything like he does I want no part of it

>>150367838
She's average or even below average in china i bet.

>>150367833
>tf
>tp

>>150367087
Guru isn't fat though?

>>150367859
Praying for her, nigga.

>>150367859
She will be fine brother.

>>150367850
xiaohongshu is more likely

How are hispanics like ortega regarded in that community? He looks white.

>>150367750
Have you ever even boxed before? Have you ever boxed with a heavyweight?

>>150367838
He was tlaking about the guy, idiot.

Aljo losses by racism

>>150367826
This isn't duolingo this is the fight business

>chinese Whittaker in his corner
T-City is back

picrel is my prediction for Ortega this fight

>153lbs
T-Shitty missed weight again? He has to weight fraud against a 135er? Send this bum to Streetbeefs.

>>150367859
Hope you're well, lad. It's going to be ok.

>>150367849
Why is zalal fighting an old emmett? he either wins via decision and doesn't really gain anything by beating an old almost retired guy or gets heemed or evne loses a decision and then he's pretty much done. Bad matchup by UFC

Hard for a thick nigga like Acosta to get inside PavloGod's monster 84 inch reach.

>>150367876
He, like many white hispanics, had to pull out their talons.

>>150367886
they call him the leaper

>>150367859
God bless

>>150367879
yeah he's cute

>>150367859
Strokin' it for her right now, bro

Xie xie Ne this China fight card has been bland but Zhang Mingyang will save it

T city was busy eating taki fuegos and sending pics of his hog to Joanna Zanella Schaub

>>150367859
Miracles can happen b hope it doesn't come to that

>>150367871
Can't hide his bodyfat% with a loose t-shirt and shitty beard. He a fattieboomboom

>>150367859
Can’t wait to see her new tits

>>150367849
It’s gonna look like Topuria vs Emmett

>>150367890
I thought it was 157.

What happened to the german T-city fanboy

>>150367859
Don't cry
you can always declare bankruptcy

LET'S GO ALJO

>>150367810
this screenshot fries me, it looks so funny, Pavlovich and his teammates look shook, the tiny interpreter next to the giant, there's so many people in the shot, it's hilarious, I love it

>>150367900
Kek

>>150367859
sorry to hear that bro. hope she's ok

>>150367859
hold on b

who's got the webm of the yair fight where ortega rolls his ankle while jumping during the announcements. that look he gave his corner was fucking comical

>>150367909
And who could blame him, b?

The Aljo "backpack" incoming. Have to say i'm not a fan.

>>150367859
She’s in good hands anon

>>150367859
SEEDOILincident.exe
Did she take the vaxx? honestly knowing the US healthcare system, it's a coinflip.

Karen Bryant is the Apex of American beauty

>>150367826
The translator might not know all those guy's names just after hearing them for a second.

Sterling finna zeem this fool.

>>150367935
And he fucking wins the fight. Peak Ortega

>>150367833
Go home Waito Piggu

>>150367941
Ortega won’t let him backpack. He’ll pull some roll shit and throw up subs from his back

>>150367941
Aljo is a White man.

>>150367833
is the english teaching worth the teen jap pussy? you are getting teen jap pussy r-right???

XIE XIE NE NOT WATCHING THIS LOW T-CITY FIGHT

>>150367967
He'll roll to his back and get tko heemed

T city bros lets fucking kill this mono

>>150367952
The uncomfortable conversation when a woman gets too old for her low skilled job.

Ortega is the least likable fighter on the roster. Seems like a genuine 80 IQ retard who only cares about looking cool

Ortega still looks like a skelly

Apparently t clitty and gsp were the two biggest slingers of dick in their respective primes

>>150367983
She was terrified. Good experience for her

tired of these cucks letting their wives make their hair some gay color for fight night

>>150367994
belal

HAIRY JAP PUSSY

Ortega had a choice not to make weight so he can size bully

>>150367973
Based Christian Georgian with a thick Latina bitch. Nina whore could never.

Oretga can't win right? He could barely even walk yesterday.

Everyone and their mother bet Sterling. Ortega is winning

Cool hair desu

>>150367983
Cute

>>150368011
I need to go to Asia at some point.

>>150368009
Aljo wears the pants in his relationship. HE decided to dye his hair like a fag

ortega looks like he has hiv

>>150368010
I used to dislike Belal but he doesn’t seem that bad. He’s just not charismatic. Ortega is a twat

>>150367994
Ortega is a very likable fighter. He is neither boring nor bland.

>Ortega still ranked 5th
fucking kek, flush this turd out

>>150368011
Disgusting

>>150367983
She could permaheem my meng

>>150368011
jap niggas be like damn these pixels are sexy

Aljo looks really good for 36 desu ne

Anyways what do you think about Zhang Mingyang's sister. She also fights

>>150368015
Ortega done read The Art of War cover to cover, b. Just think about that.

I don't think anyone cares about either of these guys in current year.

Aljo looks zesty

>>150368011
I married a really gross looking Jap girl because things did n't work out with my first preference. She's nice but I think she looks really gross; I never tell her though. I always have to lie through my teeth and tell her she looks great.

>>150368015
he can win if sterling fucks up on the ground
otherwise no

>>150368051
I must marry her.

>>150368023
Would be wild. I doubt it but wouldn't mind being wrong.

T-Shitty is one of the worst rankings squatter ever. Since 2014, he's only fought 13 (THIRTEEN) times, in the UFC. How does this fraud even make a living?

>funkjutsu
why are they allowed to say bullshit like this? this is why my nfl mates bully me

>>150368011
I never really got the jap obsession with extremely hairy pussy.

>>150368015
Of course he can win

You can tell Merab loves this shit man

>Background in wrestling and Funk-jitsu
Can they just make shit up at this point?

>>150367994
>who only cares about looking cool
Mission accomplished. Total swag hound.

its time!

>>150368051
looks like a shitty jungle asian

>>150368051
Wow!

Ortega looks sexy now that he shaved that rats nest off his head.

>>150368055
So you at least get to beat her?

>>150368055
Why? if you're white you could have had a good looking cute jap girl

>>150368051
why does she look filipino

Ortega will heem or be heemed

>>150368078
IKIMASHOUUU

>>150368066
Didn’t he take almost 3 years off after Max took a decade off his life

Ortega looks like he's wearing a dirty diaper

>>150368071
I never used to like this lil nigga, but he genuinely seems very happy with the life he has made for himself, and he seems like a good dude. I can't hate on that.

We finally have a proper Asian ringgirl (don't tell me that hispanic girl is Asian - she ain't)

>>150368051
Why is she filipino?

>>150368037
i dunno bro. you think he decided on those gay pigtails too? really feels like a female was involved

>>150368090
I was just about to mention this... he legit looks like he's wearing something extra.
Bro, this dude dying or some shit?

I dont like Brian Ortega he always pisses weight and pill popping

Timid Ortega

>>150368086
Ortega had to crotch sniff in the Yair rematch.

>>150368088
From 12.2018 - 10.2020

>head low
>hands even lower
>charging in
What's Aljo doing?

>>150368122
Peacocking

Guys, explain something to me real quick.. How can you be an elite professional fighter in the featherweight division and not have more defined muscle definition? as a teen i trained boxing 3 times a week and played football.. was shredded with abs. And so was basically all my mates who came to the boxing gym if they'd been there a while.

>alcohol salt bath
what kind of medieval shit is that

>>150368122
He is in the matrix, T-city simp.

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS SHIT 5 ROUNDS

>>150368116
he'll be sniffing that funkjutsu

>>150368066
Probably fucks juicy california milfs for money

why is Ortega so fucking strange

Who the fuck gave the OK for johnny "I get heemed" Walker to be the main event?

>>150368136
Living the dream

>>150368130
Thats gotta sting man. And what they mean is isopropyl alcohol. Just imagine water,salt and hand santizer bath

>>150368133
Good question. We need fewer 5-rounders. Stretching a fight out for longer doesn't make it more exciting

Absolutely incredible. Also can have a boring fight on the ground or a boring fight on the feet. A true artist of versatility.

>>150368140
Severe CTE

Ortega decided to strike well ONCE against Korean Zombie and has been super shit since then

Ortega has been a washed bum since 2020 how is he stilled ranked 5th

>grappler stand up fight
Lmao

"He has this weird psychopath energy..... I'm scared of him..... but I want him....."
- women talking about myself and Brian Ortega.

>>150368090
>>150368107
just tucking his front shorts into his undershorts. maybe he requested the tight ones,and they gavehim the trunks which annoy a lot of people as it feels like it restricts leg movement slightly.

UFC needs a stand up clock..

why is he so scared

>>150368160
Dana gives his concubines favourable rankings unfortunately

>>150368141
>against chinese heemer
what do you think bro

7.7 billion $ product

>>150368083
She actually beats me up, SRS. I'm much bigger than her so can't really use much force without breaking her, one time I pushed her twice (not that hard) because she kept attacking me to stop me from leaving the house and she fell over both times and was crying and was bruised.
>>150368084
I was extremely depressed from things not working out with my first gf, and this Jap girl stuck with me despite me leaving her multiple times and even flying overseas to be with my first gf again. So the Jap girl is definitely wife material and very loving, the only downside is she looks gross and is petite.

Oh you're a striker now

sympathizing with all the non burger heemers right now. if rd2 is another snoozer im just going to snooze myself

>>150368141
Someone with a wicked sense of humour.

10-9 Aljo

Ortega will make Sterling look like Max here

>>150368176
Not yet. 1.1 billion per year.

>>150368160
No idea, its actually baffling because he's such a fucking bum but is just tough.

Has Ortega taken too much brain damage?

>>150368179
>petite
women are supposed to be petite/feminine/submissive, is her face ugly or what? why bother having a wife you're not attracted to?

Maybe Brian Ortega just isn't capable of featherweight anymore hence why he keeps missing weight. Probably has an undiagnosed medical condition why he keeps missing weight

Aljo looks cute pretending to strike against a guy who probably shouldn't even be in there. It sucks.

Ortega is handsome. He also clearly isn't that into MMA, so in that case he should just pursue modelling or something or just BJJ. No need to wreck yourself fomr something you're not even that passionate about.

I want to see some backpacking man

>>150368179
cheat on her dumbass
she wont leave you

Ortega can't adapt, sterling is backing up and tagging you with his longer reach and you aren't checking leg kicks, you need to adapt.

>>150368196
Why is he so terrified of going to light weight though, why put yourself through hell to risk getting cut and getting a bollocking from the boss man

ortega doing nothing

>>150368181
You've come this far, pussy and main event will probably be a sloppy heem.

I want to get Alexa Grasso'd .

T city gets clipped and panic subs aljigga

Fighter removed: T Clitty

>>150368212
i cant believe they made this one a 5 rounder

His blood will spill and the eagle will awaken

>>150368141
>Johnny has one of his boring low output performances
>Zhang gets overwhelmed by being in the main event
>They go 5 rounds, and average 6 strikes per round
I think they wanted a dramatic Walker heem, but this feels more likely.

>>150368055
I know that feeling brother. I married a Thai girl 2 years ago, I met being a passport bro but she comes from a middle class family. She's fucking ugly but I never tell her. Our only common ground is that she actually likes Muay Thai and I wanted to create my own spawned Superlek. She's as bland as a Shepards Pie.

>>150368225
What's her grasshole look like?

Wtf i thought the start time said 6 pm not 6 am lmfao

Seemed like a good time for me to go take a shit. I trust I'm not missing anything.

THIS BLOWS

>>150368237
Muddy

THIS FIGHT ACTAULLY CAN NOT GET MORE SHIT

Another boring Aljo fight, and another fight where it's Ortega's ghost. Cut both these guys!

>>150368194
She has really bad skin, her pores are visible despite her best efforts.
Anyway, in summary (from my experience and from hearing stories about my wife's friends): Japanese women are very loving and loyal, but they look gross.

wtf he quit

>>150368141
johnny heems

Why the fuck is t clitty being allowed to get a timeout

lmao wtf

>>150368230
Kek I forgot. Aljo should score a finish.

Looks like a punch to me! damn they need to fix this sport.

>>150368199
I need to see Ortega and Rockhold link up for a shirtless buddy podcast

ok herb knows it was a punch. the replay shows a punch. herb still lets him recover like it was a poke. the gold standard everyone

Okay I'm probably going to go do something more interesting than this hope my picks go through

>>150368251
>but they look gross.
kek

What if Herb knew the rules?

Aljo knows he has a bad reputation from the disqualification win

>>150368258
same shit when Volk caved his brains in at the end of round 3, what a joke of a fighter

Boooooooooooooooooo

>>150368273
still paying for it

>>150368251
It's truly amazing. He can be boring on the feet or on the mat.

This fight doesn’t need to exit first gear. Easy decision for Aljo

The chinks are booing…

>>150368238
Good morning, anon!

>>150368251
You sound like a fag, b.

THE REF SHOULD LAY THEM DOWN
THIS IS BORING

>>150368277
*boos in chinese*

>>150368267
no, herb wasn't going to stop it but aljo let him

>>150368251
>loyal
Typical weeb retardation. Japs notorious for cheating.

I actually feel sorry for the Chinese people who are being forced to sit through this just so they can see Walker get heemed.

BREATHE SIT DOWN TAKE BREATHS WE ARE DOWN TWO ROUNDS AND YOURE QUITTING BECAUSE YOU GOT PUNCHED IN THE EYE

The UFC should refund the fans for having this as a 5 round co main.

Ortega about to get flushed. And Aljo will be kept away from the title because he's too boring.

>>150368234
Kek, we're bros in solidarity in that regard anon.
I have similar dreams as you, I want to build hapa warriors.

ortega really stinking it up

>>150368302
I'm starting to think walker gets a decision win the way this card is going

Aljo is a lawful evil Chad

that should be ruled a TKO win for aljo

I want Alexa Grasso to lick my schaubhole

Brain ortega

>>150368251
Most women have bad skin, but east asians usually have better skin due to diet/better skincare. Japanese women don't look gross for the most part though, think you just found a bad egg. A lot of absolute cuties over there. You could have had your pick and you chose wrong.

>>150368302
There are people who wanted this to be the main event lol

Can you cut a fighter ranked in the top 10?

Why won't they grapple?

imagine getting fucking outstruck by Sterling, the weight cut must have fucked up Ortega immensely

>>150368055
>>150368234
is the sex at least good?

>>150368011
God I need to smell this

>>150368333
Also has 0 incentive to grapple

miss ortega wearing those shorts where you can see his bulge

Trust the plan Ortegabros

>>150368333
They cancel each other out

>>150368332
Romero became champ and got cut

>>150368333
Too scared of submission threats

>>150368347
>>150368347
>>150368347

>>150368343
This! Ortega's whole career is getting his ass beat and then pulling off a sub outta nowhere!

>>150368315
Praying for a decision win so I can see dana's head turn into a tomato

hope Sterling somehow manages to die in the last 10 minutes

Cut both these guys please, aljo is a shitter. Reachbullying boring cunt

>notorious punching bag
>badly drained because of bad cat
>beyond mentally flushed
>beyond cte'd
>do nothing
Aljo made a career by stinking up the joint, I must recognize his skill

Ortega just has an empty head. There's nothing happening there, and there hasn't been since Pilloway gave him that beatdown. It's why he stays at 145. The little thoughtless golem is still attempting to complete the orders he was given in 2018.

Pride FC died for this jewslop btw

>>150368055
>>150368234