Thread 150373960

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, start all your 1 fantacazzos shitters and stay delusionpilled

negru

>Lucca is actually not meant to be a goalscoring striker in Conte’s tictocs
>He’s just meant to tank the aggro of all the defenders leaving space for McScot
I may have wasted a Fanta striker signing

nihao

Half-timu

>>150374019
with lukaku dead and napule playing many more crosses he might still score a few goals

tfw had originally falcone and ended up trading him for montipo

>>150374019
I suppose you weren't around when he was pulling the same trick with Llorente and Vidal

fuck sake you lanky streak of piss, you better score now

Llorente >>>>> Zingaro btw

Carbons is kind of wasted as a wide player desu

How is the balding child playing? At this point I have a morbid fascination with him

Georgios Samaras

>>150374187
conceicao? he's only playing tomorrow.

>>150374230
>Georgios Samaras
ioannis amanatidis

It’s beautiful Saturday afternoon, just passed noon….

Just wanted to wish everyone a happy start to the Serie A season..:

Even the haters!

How is the u17 euros & supercoppa winner playing?

How many weeks until juric gets sacked

KDB

*Most dangerous lead has been activated*

grazie kev

>>150374480
he ll be sacked before october OXI parade

did gasp bring his bees to Rome?

Damn, so this is the true power of Italian goalkeeping...

>supposed to be the gipsy riquelme
>passes worse than the average vtuber

>>150374346
Giorgos Karagounis

back from sauna. any happenings in game?

>turati
>height: 1,88
ohnonono don't they play efootball? short goalkeepers are shit
the bigger the better like milinkovic

Efthymis Koulouris (traitor)

>hermoso
>el shawarma

>>150374744
is dobby getting pushed out or is he injured?

>>150374663
>>passes worse than the average vtuber
But can he pass to the keeper like THIS?

>>150374744
squad of retard looking retards

>>150374784
Higuain spotted

>>150374788
We don’t sign our posts here macaco
>>150374775
Seems to be the case
Not sure now with Jamaica man injured

>>150374744
glad to see the son of a whore is still sonofawhoring with these lineups

>>150374744
Who is that 40yo botherer of teenage girls with the #22?

>>150374834
People are delusional saying he can bring Cristante “back”

>Gasperini hates Dovbyk
>Allegri hates Giménez
kek

>>150374874
>Sarri hates Taty
>Tudor hates Zingaro
its a hard life being a striker in serieass

>>150374913
death to zerbin

>>150374913
ZerbIN

>>150374913
>bblan fielding 1 Italian player

>>150374898
Sarri is eyeing a promising good striker from Salzburg

>>150374898
Can Pioli be taken seriously until he randomly out of nowhere starts benching Kean and making vague statements that cannot be interpreted clearly as to whether or not he wants Kean to leave?

>>150374913
>vandeputte
kek

>>150374997
best surname in serie ass

>>150374979
With what money lol

>>150374913
okikeke intrasting,

>>150375023
yeah with that money

>>150375028
>Gasp still having to unlock two of his players

>>150375028
Ciro is back?

Wojciech Kowalczyk (legend of cypriot football)

>>150375028
Immobile hat-trick masterclass

red card for sassuolo.

refball nabule

why in the fuck would you do that on a yellow card?

>>150375083
He just needs more time fra

>>150374913
LMAO
All summer we chase Jashari only for Allegri to play RLC and Fofana

>>150374969
wtf why so many?

>>150375100
Go and fix my toilet poorfag

MA BOI LANG

>2025
>replying to vpnshqiptar

tomori is a rb now.

kek classic allenegru

>>150375177
I think it’s a 3ATB

>>150375177
If you didn't have a pea sized brain (you work in a factory I don't expect you to be smart) you would realize that is a 3-5-2 with Tomori as a RCB and Saelemaekers as the RMB

>>150374719
>Efthymis Koulouris
giannis papanikolaou

Imagine if we lose vs Cremonese lol
I guess people were right about his terrorball
Or is he a Juve agent sabotaging us?
Because it's insane that we spent +50m on Ricci and Jashari and he is benching them for Loftus and Fofana
WTF is going on?

>>150374744
relegated in any of the big leagues maybe even ligue 1

if federa was good he would shot feint rahmani and cut inside = score

>>150375240
prolly just needs more time to play allenegru anticalcio

>>150375235
Dimitrios Stavropoulos

>>150375196
>>150375213
Yeah, 3-5-2 against Cremonese
Allegri has no balls

We bought that guy Athekame, probably will receive the Taiwo treatment

>>150375240
RLC is literally Allegri's wet dream, a strong b2b

>>150375301
You mean a crap player
At this point it seems I just have to wish injuries to garbage players like him
Hope Fofana, Loftus, Tomori etc. all break a leg so that Allegri is forced to play actual good players

>>150375240
>>150375299

The season hasnt even started yet and you’re already negative man relax. The 352 is meant to dominate smaller sides by pushing the RWB and LWB all the way up and overwhelming low defending sides.

>>150375383
See
>>150375158

>>150375383
This! We start this season with positivity

>Lecce with 0 shots on goals
calcio is back

>>150375383
3-5-2 is crap just look at Inter vs PSG, and it's pathetic to play so defensively vs Serie B-tier teams
I'm tired of watching crap players play
We bought many good players but this asshole is just benching them

>>150375461
You are aware that Allegri’s 3-5-2 vs. Cremonese and Pisa will be a different than Simone’s 3-5-2 vs. PSG and Barca?

I hope italiano cooks gaspebitch

>>150375430
Loftus playing
Fofana playing
Saele playing
Tomori playing
Leao got injured just when it seemed like he was finally getting good
Allegri benching our most expensive signings

It's hard to stay positive desu

big points for lekke. dropped points for genovese

holy fucking shit, between >us and Lecce I don't know who's more certain of getting relegated.

0-0 very intrasting

>>150375592
Udinese anon?

Golazo Camerdinho

>>150375592
that's what you get for not starting vitinha and venturino

>>150375592
you'll be fine, pisa and verona are fucked before the first ball is kicked.

>>150375527
Yeah it will be even worse since objectively this team he's putting out is worse than Inter's

At least Simone played all his best players
Allegri is playing many fodders
Any normal coach would play the best 11 possible to gt them to gel with each-other ASAP

Should have seen this coming when Tare and Allegri were praising this pos RLC 2 months ago
Allegri clearly sees him as starter
Insanity
May as well have not even wasted our time and money with Jashari transfer if you're just gonna play RLC at the end

>>150375666
Incredible reaction image

Look at this infiltrated red negru
(this picture will ruin Belgio's post-ecstasy evening)

Prediction: Probably will win a crappy 1-0 victory vs Cremonese which will give Allegri justification to continue his shit fodderball all season long

>>150375544
>Loftus playing
Played good against bari
>Fofana playing
Was okay (shouldnt shoot though)
>Saele playing
MotM against bari
>Tomori playing
Yeah idk about that one
>Leao got injured just when it seemed like he was finally getting good
He is already good and will be cooking
>Allegri benching our most expensive signings
I will trust him. Lets wait but yes he shouldnt do that. Otherwise its cdk - pioli all over again

Allegri gonna grind out a 1-0 win? kek

I'm fucking hyped to watch allegro terror his way to a 1-0 victory over creamonesa.
CALCIOOOOOOOOOO

Camerda is going to get pocketed 9 games out of 10, despite what people think the average calcio defender is still pretty decent and you can see his movements and readings are light years behind than those of the average centreback. Should have sent him to get his shit kicked in in serie B

>>150375918
I still dont get whats so special about him compared to other 17 year olds in primavera

I'll never sell my RLC stock

>>150375918
>you can see his movements and readings are light years behind than those of the average centreback
That’s just the lighting though

>>150375627
udinese is one good negru up front from top 10 senpai

Somebody got a link to the game please

>>150375946
4th round gonna esplode a muscle

>>150375944
he's got his height going for him, that's it. just like duccio

>>150375944
Well they typically have a more pronounced hairline

>>150375953
footybite.to bro

>>150375944
There is nothing special, it’s just that Bbilan was so grim last year that the tiny spot of potential brightness got blown out of proportion.

>>150375974
Thanks found one on rojadirectaenvivo

>>150375974
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>tfw being a good goy and paying 30€/month for all serie ass and la liga games
Feels good

Agcoom

FORZA MILAN CMON!!!!!!!!

STOPIRACY

never sold my Pavlovic stock either...

Damn they decapitated Casale…

We cooking texmex tonight?

>>150376030
im paying but still pirating because the broadcaster doesnt allow you to watch more than one broadcasts each time

allgro

let's go milan chads

>>150375944
Better aerodynamics

>>150376109
let's go

milanus bros how are >we feeling about this upcoming season?

slippy

Let's GOOOOOOO CREAMY NOSIE
Anche se lui parte dalla panchina

>>150376109
they both rim my asshole and suck my hairy balls

CALCIO

im watching riomma game.

>2min behind
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

GOOOOOOL SaNTI

Luka Modrić has aged like milk, holy cow. Too much Spanish sun?
Also, bbilan shirts are downright horrific this year

>>150376228
Are you poor? Why are you pirating the game

>>150376148
eggs over not so good

albania seething before the ball has even been kicked usually means milan will do fine right?

Vinny boy is the main exposure candidate this year with the inexplicable Sartori transfer window.

-_-

I forgot how much I hated seeing ciro run

Jfc bove is still out? Someone tell him to take a fucking aspirin pill already

vandeputa

>>150376321
he cant play in italy with a pacemaker.

>>150376228
Can’t you expense the cost of legal calcio to the ‘lantic council?

>>150376317
he is no goal poacher he is a fox in the box

>Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos
Kino name

>>150376012
Do mexicans know they dont have to comment every pass?

>>150376356
Those are literally the same thing?

roma bologna looks like a thirdie derby somewhere in libya wtf is wrong with the pitch?

FERGUSON NO

Baloney are getting carved apart

bro had left side open and took it to right to shoot at the keeper.

fra....

>>150376030
>paying €30/month
Assuming a 10 month subscription, €300/year
I'm not blaming you for paying but it is the case that the average normie with things going on in his life can watch maybe 3 or 4 matches per weekend, which is exactly the same number of matches we used to get 10 years ago for free over public airwaves or basic cable/satellite packages
Downright grimdark, the absolute state of Fußball

lykogiannis will punish insolent roma with a direct free kick

>>150376384
It’s romafrica

>>150376384
hasnt it been like 40 degrees the past two months in Rome? how is the pitch filled with water lol

>>150376376
no, goal poacher is a line breaker

alright this game is boring. time to jack off

greekbro have you eaten as of late

>>150376030
I would buy a tv2sport sub if I could get the sports channels exclusively but they force you buy the big package if you want sports
fucking jews

>>150376439
it also looks unmowed

>>150376443
Time to read up on your calcio vernacular pedo

>>150376459
im not him but i only ate a waffle yesterday

>>150376030
>tfw for some reason serie ass and duccio league are the only leagues that come with basic cable

Cute!

>>150376496
And what is the problem here exactly? What else could you possibly need

Ferguson has had almost 2 goal chances
I have a bad feeling about him

nice link up from ciro and little bears

do milan fans like Jimenez? I thought he was decent last year

>>150376493
please stop breaking plates both of you need to eat

stupid yam

>>150376517
Idk I just find it really random in a Latin American country
oh we also get argie league but no mexicuck league

Holy fuck this squad is abominable
Allegri needs to pull off the miracle of miracles to get anywhere in the league

>>150376544
Alex is really really talented

>>150376463
I enjoy the britbox series watching that country side priest solve murder mysterious while the government bureaucrats try to shut him down. But you are right.

Good effort santi

>>150376423
Wait til you hear EPL is 67€/month here

tROLLPOST

>>150376666
that's robbery

Pavlo wtf?

brety impressive how decent roma is playing with gasp in such a short time.

roma is gonna collapse in the 2nd half

>>150376666
thats around the cost in the uk too, since you need both sky and tnt sports

>cooling break
These youngster are so weak

wtf why are all streams 1 or 2 minutes behind? What sorcery is this?

>>150376769
Time_wizard_motta.png

>>150376769
Anti piracy shield in action

XD

BASHI88

>>150376769
Don’t y get calcio on local TV?

LADS, IT’S BBILAN

>>150376769
More proxies are needed to break through the iracy shield and that adds longer delays

>>150376666
Ach... I mean I know Swiss salaries are gut but that's too much
surely you guys have mountaintops there you can chuck those evil tv executives from

New season same old Milan

>conceding to fucking cremonese at home within 20 minutes
ALLEGRI OUT

>immobile
>can’t move

>Ciro pulled up injured
thank god for the mercato block

the legacy of crema in essa lives on

Baschirotto has really been eating his radicchio, even Seedorf never had a build like that, he doesn't even look like a football player

My migraine is back

did anyone webm the goal? i started watching something else

riomma chat status?

Nothing to be ashamed of
Even the great Mou lost to the might cremonense

>>150376918
i went to get some bread and missed the goal.

>>150376927
Damn I thought I was talking to the swiss, lel
Phonefagging with battery at 4% in bright sun, things get squinty

NGL, celebration is cold as fuck

>allegroball
lel

santi has such an awful first touch

Selling theo was the biggest mistake this shitty mgmt has ever done

>>150377007
Geodude ahhh celebration

>>150377048
nah, it's not selling Leao when he still have value

>>150376918
>>150376968

>>150377109
Basedccio

>>150376769
cracksports me is just 15 seconds behind

>>150377123
If there is a bbilan to hate on, you can be sure I’ll be there

>>150377048
lol Theo did nothing but loaf around last year Tijjani was way more important

Brazilian Portuguese is so much better than Portuguese Portuguese also Wesley has the typical look of someone that's going to do pretty well until his knee inevitably dies in the winter.

We will get raped against inter, napoli, juve and roma... this season is already over

Blud is doing capoeira :skullemoji:

Can a high IQ fra explain why sudacas always break down mid season like an old alfa romeo?

>>150377184
You forgot Cremonese fucko.

is there a single braincell in castros head ?

so can anyone explain how roma paid more money for lens' reserve midfielder, with only 1200minutes last season, than inter paid for their starter?

milan have too many peanut heads in the middle of the field imo

>>150377209
Alcoholism and/or lack of discipline through a prolonged period
Happens to most of us

skull emoji posting is back lads

>>150377109
thanks. good goal. typical goal for milan to lose

>>150377236
Peanut heads on the field, in the stands and supporting them around the world.

Albania was right. Bring on Ricci & Jashari.

>zerbin ded
godo

PPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIOICCCC

PAVLOGOAT

the fuck kind of name is Strahinja?

>>150377315
Ever played Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire?

BEST
DEFENDER
IN
THE
FUCKING
WORLD
STRAHINJA
PAVLOVIC
STRAHINJA
PAVLOVIC
STRAHINJA
PAVLOVIC
S T R A H I N H A
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>>150377329
I built the comfiest treehouse back in the day

>>150377349
post battle factory streak

Pervert estuprinan assist btw

There's a 100% chance that if you ever played Pokémon you masturbate to children

Well well well
Look at that, we played like shit like I said we would

Saele is fucking disgusting injuring Zerbin like that and just ignoring
Goal should have been disallowed
Pathetic to score like that

Terrible fucking performance

Some thoughts on the first half of the Roma match:
Feguson is such an old-fashioned cenntravanti, I already love him.
Wesley runs a lot, but many of his runs seem pointless.
Manu Kone is a ball-stealing machine.
Hermoso is unwatchable.

I've already forgotten whos in my fanta, I dont dare look

>>150376544
Yeah but he went to training late so Allegri found his excuse to bench him for Salashit

>>150377399
i look like this

>>150377377
so?

MOTM so far is Davide Nicola giving us one of the clearest vaffanculos seen on instant replay since the days of the great Carlo Mazzone
Honourable mention to Max Mesti for proving again that possession and total passes are completely meaningless statistics, bbilan were doodoo in that half

>>150377399
The average Redditor has a degree and a six zeros wage
The average shitalian 4channeler is a factory worker

I feel bad for Modric playing with crap like Loftus, Fofana, Salad etc. because of Allegri being a moron

Pervy has been absolute garbage too, though I want to be patient with him until I declare him to be another fodder

Why have bbilan fans been so silent so far

>>150377427
>Honourable mention to Max Mesti for proving again that possession and total passes are completely meaningless statistics, bbilan were doodoo in that half
Yeah that had nothing to do with possession and everything to do with all the fodders Allegri fielded

>>150377377
don't summon the chilean poster

>>150377491
If you're referring to the Curva they are protesting against some stupid restrictions

Lol did Milan already pull the first strisciata moment of the season in the first half of the first match?

>>150377491
they're waiting for mynan to provide the lines of powder

Baschir8?

>>150377439
based based based

>Zoomer Jimenez coming on
Salad maker out?

>>150377646
We need jashari

lmfao you're that newfag, pretty sure I've told you to go back where you belong since 2019 or 2020 on /pol/, you still have to go back btw midwit.

>Éstupidoniang taken out already
F

based allnegru schooling the chickenhead frauds huffing on eplel laughing gas

>>150377713
He played horrible

Pelvis

Why did bbilan concede a gole from Baschirotto

Just remember: Wesley Gasolina walked so that Wesley Franca could run

how fucking lucky

WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES WESLEY SNIPES

Modric incredible

I got hyped into thinking this Milan could play decent football

BASEDLEY

>lucumerda
sell him and fast

total lucumi death

That's the most ratchet ghetto goal I've seen in a while

>>150377745
He setup our only goal

give him a card ref, dont stand for that dive and subsequent chimpout

>>150377877
you want decent football? go to the circus

If estupid and fofana keep palying like this I will say the n word this season

Holy fucking shit Modric picked him out from nowhere with mm precision during that through run

Cream On Eze is such a meme team man

Around the bondo

>El Shaarawy
>El Aynaoui
ales when did Ghilardi end up at Riomma?

rh nipkorhrhop j rtopj ]orhpe ohe
OH MY GOD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW

Ofc they playoff promoted serie b team are scoring overhead kicks and shit against us at San Siro

ROMA WILL REGRET THIS

last year he would have scored that

Golaso

kino goal

:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

peanut head fofana standing there with his thumb up his ass kek. another give away by santi too

why tf did they even sign Allergi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

it won't happen because he'll win 3-2 at the 93rd minute, but if Allegro gets exposed this season I'm going to laugh so hard.

What a disgrace.
Fire allegri. Demented idiot
Kill the management.
Sell this fat mexican immediately
Sell the whole african midfield
Ship tomori back to the uk

>>150378084
To kickstart the era of the new italian milan

you can't tell me football isn't rigged after seeing Kone's last shot

Jimmy nes is shit
Pelvis is shit
Is bbilan cooked
Will allegro play pulidio as wingback

webm????

Milan bros relax Allegri just told them to make it look interesting to sell more serie a tv licenses we are still winning this 3-2

Bonazzoli was left very solo indeed there, can't even blame French goalkeeping for that one
Goooooooo creamy

This might be the year we get a Leicester in Serie A, like Torino just starts popping off and Ngonge channels Baggio

>>150378127
Give it time, duccio is just some dude in gayenoord country

We will get relegated.
Im sorry albania you was right

Theyre literally doing joga bonito against us at the San Siro

where is giroud?

>>150378165
Why are you talking to yourself

>>150378196
twinkazzo meltdown

Imagine being such an unserious club that you let the likes of Baschirotto perform backheels against you lmao

Loftus buttcheek needs to stay as far away from the enemy goal as possible

>>150378220
Surely the bicycle kick goal is the main problem here not Baschirotto backheel pass kek

>>150378153
Hopefully not a Leicester in the sense of being bought by a shady foreign owner whose money is of known but sketchy provenance, and nearly-transparently used for money laundering
I like my sketchy owners to be Italian, like Cellino or Preziosi, say

I want cremonese BIG TIME gacha

>>150378237
Just look at the space Baschi was in so close to the box lmao

Not to mention Mynan barely moving a meter of his spot when trying to close down the near post. Bro looks overweight as fuck

holy shit baby sickwolf

Jimenez has Serie C-tier first touch

>>150378220
Wait wait wait... hol up You mean to tell me that it was Inter legend bonazzoli that scored that goal?

>>150378263
thought I was only one tthat saw the little pot belly bastard

>dybala is 32
time flies

>>150378220
desu Creamoneasy will never score a goal like that for the next 5 years

>>150378215
Post your top three twinkazzo crash outs

cremonese have been so much better than milan, it's not particularly close

>he takes luka off and not loftus or fofana
AAAAAHHH

is Jashari a taller dwarf?

>panic subbing chuckwheeze in when behind
Kek they always do this, all the managers, and it has never worked

>>150378303
But if you're gonna cream on someone, it's hard to find a better target than bbilan at San Siro
Memorable

>>150378220
PUSKAS PUSKAS PUSKAS

>>150378329
Dunno about that but I'm 100% sure he knows Gypsy magic

>>150378307
The Attacking Midfielder blowout
The Coop Catastrophe
When Merdeo got a 2nd yellow card due to the dive so blatant that it nearly qualified him for the olympics

>>150378329
Kek

heskey spotted

based jimenez chimp rage

>>150378307
I like this one
>>150234195

Heskeybros…

WTF PAYERO IS PLAYING FOR CREMONESE???!!!

nooooooooo heskey I thought you turned into prime robben

He-Man ez losing it
It's an unfortunate fact that each sleeve tattoo decreases IQ by 10 points, and he has 4

>soldout San Siro to watch cremonese win the opening game with a bicycle kick
Lel

swap dovyk for shomurodov please

cremonese would beat liverpoop
#respect

wait didn't diskburner's knee explode in preseason?

We play like this againt cremonese. Disgrace. With conte we would be winning 6-0. Shit management shit players. Without leao this team is nothing. What a clown show

>>150378393
On loan from polenta-Jj
Looks like the new giùish owners are carrying on where Pozzo the younger left off, loaning out all the talent for $$
I'd like to be wrong but it's looking like another grim season for Udinese

>>150378357
>>150378376
Good shouts, particular favourites of mine include:
-bbilan intended to sign lopetegui
-bbilan 5-0 crash out against inter
-bbilan btfo against Bologna in the ngoppa final

>>150378460
and he's already back looking genuinely good

>>150378470
Conte is coming next year

Manuel De Luca in, absolute monster in Serie B in FM

FIGHT and WIN

Milan bros now that this season is over who are you hoping to see for the 26/27 season?

how much did they pay for dovbyk again?

santi is the worst player I've ever seen in my entire life

the old Q8 ads were so kino

>The Attacking Midfielder blowout
Me stating facts is a crash out? You embarrassed yourself that day. Go wear some wooden shoes and be quiet

how did milan become so such in a few years

>>150378550
Gimenez - Kelly swap mkay ;)

>>150378550
>the zoomers don't remember kevin constant and cristian zapata

Caption this

>>150378550
A disgusting fat mexican

>>150378563
Divine punishment for sacking Maldini

LYKOGIANNIS NEARLY PUNISHED ROMA

make a image of allegria pooping

castro is just a worse and more annoying versino of taty

>Riomma still has the same passive aggressive eternal victim attitude even under Gasperini
grim

I thought Atlanticism and Hello Kitty Island Adventures were against racism?

>Subout Éstupidoniang at halftime
>Stop scoring
Well done allegru

>>150378588
why do you hate austria?

>sculating a draw against a newly promoted side at home
Allegri1.jpg

Idea: Pavlovic center forward

some many kino allnegru edits

These Milan players are dry as toast, 0 interesting things going in here, just casually getting rejected by creamy

Kwabsimiliano Allegro

C’est fini Milan amis

1 game in and our coach is squatting and we’re already in the relegation zone. We must discuss this bbilanbros.

Please join me here:
>>150378663
>>150378663
>>150378663

Unironically he lost on purpose

>>150378681
Well that's why they hired Allegri, he is supposed to turn bad players into good players

What a squadrone this Cremonese

CREAMONMILAN

I'll forgive the lack of a certain sub simply because of this result

>>150378701
Why would he do that though?

CREAMED

>>150378703
I've never understood why people in the m*dia say that, at both Milan and Juve he inherited more or less finished teams, ready to be champions or already champions

>>150378725
The season where Dybala scored 189 goals for Juventus Allegri lost the first match of the season. He then went on winning everything and reaching the CL final where Agnelli sabotaged him because he knew Allegri was just too good and he would've taken all the credit

>>150378761
Why lose the first on purpose though

>>150378716
We await his retvrn with bated breath

>have no defence
>no attack either
>Saelemaekers unironically the best player after modric in the squad
Kino season incoming again
Based Italian squad who play like souvlfvl fratelli instead of soulless mercenaries for the depths of Africa (France)

>>150378673
>saved

>>150378807
The defense is the best along with Inter's, the attack is the most solid thanks to Leao. If you cant capitalize on this you deserve to be laughed at

Creamoneasy but with Nicola's face in place of Clapton's

>mynan 4
>mandas -
>vanja 0
gonna be honest, I didn't really think through my goalkeeping situation too well

>1 game a week
>lose vs cremonese at home to bicycle kick goals

>Denmark flag
>Allegro is again the coach
Fun times ahead

forgot pic
>>150378842

Unironically it's 10000000% the players fault that they can't score, allegri's tactics gave them multiple big chances

>>150378826
>The defense is the best along with Inter's
Doubt, and leao is the most inconsistent player in Milan

Milan 1 : 2 Cremonese

>xG: 2.22 - 0.44
>xThreat: 2.65 - 0.8

>>150378924
Allegri's Fault Index (AFI): 0.00%

I remember this kind of shit happening with Juve and Allegro pulled a masterpiece and went on to win the league

History repeats let's go

>Cuckwueze subbed in
>Modric subbed out
>Salshit, RLCrap, Fodderana playing the whole 90min
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

ALBANIA
IS
ALWAYS
RIGHT

Allegri is yet another saboteur
This is grounds for immediate sacking
We don't have any money though so best we can hope for is Zingaro threatening to beat him up if he keeps doing this

Absolutely grim

Modric also doesn't seem like somebody with the personality who would speak up against this crap either
Probably is regretting his decision to join us instead of Dinamo by now

We are fucking toast

>>150378924
Now do expected keks

>>150378924
I have no idea what a threat is or does, sorry.

>>150378868
doable but might take some time

Plans for the rest of the evening?!??!????

>>150378964
>ctrl+f (in your post)
>no mention of jashari

milan don't have the horses to play 3-5-2 tbchwyf

Good first game gasp
Good first game

>>150378165
I'm always right
Though my prediction was 1-0 crappy win this time around, which I'm glad to be wrong about because maybe just maybe this saboteur asshole will catch some heat because of this loss, his player choices and his inane subs

Not gonna meme on Mago Macs too hard because Tudor still has time to 1-up him but benching Jashari and Ricci is some of his finest work, pure allegrian horsemanship

Guys don't worry allegri's getting his big striker, everything turns around, based saelemaekers will deliver

>>150378987
rest up and prepare myself for tomorrow

Let's rank Milan players tonight
1. Saelemaekers
2. Modric
3. Pulisic

fras its bbilan kek

>>150378761
He got destroyed by a superior team Zidane's Real Madrid
Also played 3 centre-backs like a peasant

>>150378987
finna make some webms

:SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL:

>>150378807
Salad was garbage and responsible for the second goal we conceded
Trash season incoming unless Salad, RLC, Fofana, Cuckwueze, Tomerdi all die and this moron is forced to play the real starters

>>150378987
bonazzoli?? former inter king

>>150379039
I know Milan conceded two goals but I thought Gabbia and Pavlovic played well. Gimenez and the two peanut heads in midfield killed any chance Milan had today

>>150379053
5-0

>>150378472
There are no new owners

>>150378994
What do you mean?
Jashari should have played but he should have been subbed in for the fodders not for Modric

Starting mid should be Jashari Ricci Modric

>>150379039
Salshit is cancer and responsible for 2nd goal conceded

Modric was the only good player
Pulisic was okay
The rest were crap

>>150378761
Milan just needs a Dybala calibre player and they're gonna be fine

Based fellow ABBbilan admin

>>150379134
It's not like he gave any value either

>>150379086
Huge glow up from saelemaekers, he's just the type of player Allegro loves, works a lot and recovers balls. He created the equaliser essentially

>>150379091
I think both of them were to blame since they conceded both goals by not marking their players correctly

>>150379049
>6 goals in 4 games
Calcio is back

>>150379065
>three centre backs like a peasant
Conte cucked Pep's billion dollar sideways-passing fagoots consistently with a three man defense
And "three centre backs" is a legally handicapped-tier understanding of the BBC defense
Though I humbly defer to Kosovo flags on the matter of peasantry

>>150379175
Wasn’t the first goal not marked by Fofana? Not sure about the second bicycle goal who was meant to mark him

Niang-Leao
Montolivo-Modric
Maignan-Abbiati
Pavlovic-Yepes
Tomori-Mexes
Gabbia-Constant
Fofana-Essien
Loftus Cheek-Antonini
Saelemaekers-Robinho
Gimenez-Pato

>>150379117
? The Pozzos sold a majority stake to the investment fund Guggenheim Partners
Mandi vecjo Friûl man, it's over

>>150379252
Estupinan-Emanuelson

>>150379254
Pozzo son wants management power after the sale so it's stalled
https://www.ansa.it/friuliveneziagiulia/notizie/2025/07/25/udinese-in-stallo-la-trattativa-per-la-cessione_a27cfc42-9517-4845-ac5a-76863c27929e.html

Niko Kovač and Alex Blessin are having a smoulder-off, and I’m not mad about it

>>150379251
https://x.com/GennaroSerra/status/1959347941191090585
you decide

>>150379325
Thank for correction, I had read in Messaggero veneto that it was finalised

Gud workrate and pressing but can't create for shit and the defense is shocking at times.
Luckily Lucumi fucked up.
Ferguson good (Dovbyk too in that time except for that pass but they won't tell you this).
Wesley runs a lot but he has two left feet.
El Aynaoui is great.
Koné is worth double what they wanted to sell him for.
Mancini is shit.
El Shaarawy isn't a football player anymore.

>>150379175
He wasn't worse than RLC and Fofana
I don't see him as vice-Modric/Regista
He's clearly more of a support-type midfielder


>He created the equaliser essentially
He made an offensive foul on Zerbin
That goal wasn't even really valid, we robbed Cremonese

Stop defending trash like this please
It's insane that Roma wanted this fodder and we said no to their offer

>>150379331
this clip doesn't show santi attempting to do a pointless flick

>>150379363
Kone is a monster, 100m player

>>150379361
Modrić looks 50
There are Dalmatian features in the face, premature aging and defined facial lines are noted parts of the Dalmatian and Morlach phenotype

>>150379226
The only time a 3atb team won the CL that I can think of is precisely Poop's City in 2023, and that was only against a 3atb Inter team, if he had played vs a 4atb team he would have lost

3atb is provincial garbage

Might I remind you what happened to Inter vs PSG?

>>150379399
Which haplo

>>150379364
saele was fine imo don't think he's on the top 5 list of milan's problems

>>150379385
If only he didn't automatically become retarded in front of the goal

>>150379399
There is no such thing as a Dalmatian phenotype

>>150379361
>what if Daniel Maldini had dwarfism

>>150379361
Yes goy this is a squadrone it's kurpa de alekre

He won.

>>150379466
What? The first matchday trophy?

Didn't watch this game but give it to me straight is there any chance Milan sell Puligod? Milan are so depressing

>>150379415
Based saelemaekers appreciator

>>150379513
Leverkusen would be a good fit

>>150379513
gio reyna direct swap incoming

KDA if gimenez isn't able to control a ball
KDA if fofana shoots it on mars every single time
KDA if pavlovic literally passes it to the opponents
Piove, KDA

>>150379562
it doesn't feel right to look at a girl like this. I feel like I should go my entire life without seeing more than 1 or 2 people like this and it should be in person yet I see them all the time on my screens

>>150379561
Washed up

>>150379591
More like stranded

>>150379426
There very clearly is, as differentiated from typical South Slavic features from the interior of ex-Yugo
though, I wouldn't expect us to define Dalmatian in the same way

Idea: big Sam as Milan manager. No more shenanigan tictocs just simple good old 4-4-2.

>>150379405
>does he know about the libero
Compare apples to apples

Allegri literally ALWAYS used a 4-3-3 (only non-retarded formation) throughout his entire career. They managed to sabotage him to the point of giving him a squad that's unable to play 4-3-3 so he had to come up with a poorfag-ass 3-5-2 (basically the tactical equivalent of Meloni)

>>150379415
He was not fine

>>150379622
I mean, based on today, these players could use someone telling them t' move 'round a fokkin bit up front eh lads
>captcha HARDA

>>150379561
Albo Commentator said that this is Cremonese's first victory against Milan in 100 years
Don't know if that's true but the lows never stop with this club

>>150379619
Bro, I've seen people that look like Modric here, in Albania, Montenegro etc.
It's just probably native pre-Indo European arrival genes
Probably some admixture in Modric's case

>>150379677
Sacchi destroyed the libero in the 80s
3atb teams are loser teams at the biggest stage

fuck /sp/ and their nigger tier webm limits

Leao ————Fat Mexican ———Pulligoat
———Jashari - Ricci - Modric
Estupinan - Pavlo - Gabbia - Athekeme
——————-Maignan

There, I fixed Milan.

>>150379678
Bullcrap
They didn't sabotage shit
He has the team to play 4-3-something

This is what I would field

Torriani/Terracciano(Fuck Mike)
Ake-De Winter/Pavl-Gabbia-Pervy/Bart/Jimenez
Modric-Ricci-Jashari
Puli
Leao-Boniface

Yeah I know Puli is too lightweight to play as trequartista, could try Loftus Crap as a KPB-tier solution

But the management didn't really sabotage him at all
They bought him 2 pretty expensive midfielders for one
Nobody forced him to play Fofana and RLC and Salshit, gtfo with that crap

>>150379855
No
Leao is crap on the wing
I like him as CF, he's been doing well don't fuck with him now


Torriani/Terracciano(Fuck Mike)
Ake-De Winter/Pavl-Gabbia-Pervy/Bart/Jimenez
Modric-Ricci-Jashari
Puli
Leao-Boniface

I would go all ham and spend 50m on Nico Paz for treq position

But fuck Allegri

>>150379782
GIve me the link

>>150379855
>Estupinan - Pavlo - Gabbia - Athekeme
10th place defence

>>150379924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m45tN2MWfyc

>Allegri interview
>Muh defensive mistakes, we cannot keep le conceding
PLEASE FUCKING DIE

>coach doesnt trust the fat mexican who is struggling to run for 10min and has a lukaku tier first touch
>management goes for the crippled nigerian because he is cheap
>cl is the goal for this season
They have learned nothing. They should hang furlani, cardinale, ibra and tare like they did benito and burn allegri

It's so fucking over for milanfags man. I watched like the first 20 mins and i just knew they lack soul and they would lose. Forza Juve inter merda

>>150379949
>unavailable

>>150379983
with boniface and an experienced defender I refuse to believe we can't reach 4th. To win the scudo you either need champions or a very well-oiled team. We can only aim for the second thing of course

>>150379855
>>150379857
Why the fuck would you field 3 twinks that occupy the same position in the midfield? There was literally 0 point in spending 9999 gorillion for jashari (?) when ricci and modric were already in the squad. None of those players up front has a backup, maybe sgorbiomaekers can play on the wing and score a grand total of 1 goal per season?

>>150379943
Nobody cares
Defense is overrated these days
They don't make Maldini's and Nesta's anymore

Football is an offensive sport not a defensive one anyways

Even with Akethame and De Winter as defensive additions our backline will pale in comparison to former great Milan backlines so we should focus on midfield and attack, most importantly playing the best players possible and not crap like Saele, RLC, Fofana etc.

Defense is the last thing we should focus on
Fuck Allegri and fuck Shitaly muh difessa mentality

>>150380006
Based! What part of Cyprus are you from

IT’S UP
https://youtu.be/NANrmXM6hK0

>>150380019
>Boniface
You mean the guy that was scoring goals after goals two seasons ago and whom Leverkusen is desperately trying to offload?

>>150379983
>>coach doesnt trust the fat mexican who is struggling to run for 10min and has a lukaku tier first touch
KDA if he doesn't trust a professional striker that literally can't stop a ball, can only shoot with his left foot, is constantly offside, and is slow as sloth shit
He'll still score 15 goals this season, trvst the plan

>>150380034
Greek of course fuck roaches

>>150380033
The last 5 champions had the best defence

>>150379983
Nope, wrong
They did well enough this time around
Allegri is at fault for fielding Loftus and Fofana and Saele

Gimenez is crap, always offside
But he wouldn't play if Leao was not injured anyways

Let's remember that Allegri did fuck all to prevent Camarda,L iberali and Comotto from leaving either

But he did everything to keep his lover Loftus
We cannot keep going with fodder loving coaches like this prick anymore

>>150380080
Palestinentus never had the best defense only the best coach (Allegri)

>>150379782
just like in the 70s

>>150380045
maybe he can carry us until january Idk,then we'll think of someone else. Realistically he's our only option left
>>150380050
then why didn't they offload him in this month?

>>150380086
>remember that Allegri did fuck all to prevent Camarda,L iberali and Comotto from leaving either
His best actions so far

OH MONGOLOIDE
DIVENTI PAZZO
PERCHÉ ALLEGRI NON VINCE PIU UN CAZZO

>>150380101
>>150380101
>>150380101
follow here for more mexican hate

>>150380020
>Le twinks
Nobody cares
Fofana and RLC aren't even football players

Didn't particularly want Jashari exactly but he is a different type from Modric/Ricci
And he is easily better than those 2 fodders

Got off the phone with my uncle.

Told me Juventus entourage that is coming to the T.O. fan club aren’t announcing it because they’re afraid of me showing up.

My uncle and his partners built the hotel and building where the event is at..

Fucking bitch ass pussies. SNOBS!

Loftus was one of the least shit players today kek
The real abomination is that they actually unironically went on a 3 month long trattativa with club brugge to spend 40mln for jashari (???????????)

>>150380080
Nobody cares about Serie A dude
Did anybody care about PSG defense?

>>150380107
Yeah if you're an Inter fan