Thread 150374717

American football players are the closest equivalent to the cavemen that fought sabertooth Tigers and killed multiple wooly mammoths. When you imagine cavemen that could do those things, these are the types of humans that did it.

I dont care much for this sport but i honestly have great respect for nfl players. Its an incredibly demanding sport especially at that level and i cringe when i see people make fun of devonkus lejackson who needs an oxygen mask and is fat as fuck. The guys body is trained to excel at his position. How is this laughable?

Denser muscles, denser tendons/ligaments, and a skeletal structure that is stronger than any normal human beings. Natural born confidence and leadership, as well as determination and a drive to win/succeed that normal humans simply don't have.

>>150374776
Vincent Wilfork was built to wrestle down Buffalo and baby wooly mammoths. If he lived in ancient times, there would be legends passed down about the Ox Man

>>150374866
Wooly mammoths are fucking WOOLY cos they were in cold areas you stupid fucker burgers
black people chased down wild game like antelope or whatever on the serengeti, they were skinny cunts
burger education moment

The humans and prehumans that killed mammoths would have been much smaller and weaker than modern athletes. The human advantage has always been intelligence as well as the use of tools and projectiles.

>>150374920
Fine, here's a white defensive tackle who is 6'1 301lb. Are you geographically and anthropologically satisfied?

>>150375029
Most of these football players likely have a disproportionate amount of Neanderthal DNA, especially if they are white. Neanderthals might as well have been super soldiers compared to Homo sapiens

>>150374717 (OP)
I literally have the same torso type, not as muscular though

I have no evidence to back this up, but I bet if you tested all NFL players, they would have way more Neanderthal DNA material in their genes than the average person.

>>150374717 (OP)
They are close to monkeys, gorillas and chimpanzees precisely

>>150375384
Even the whites?

>>150375029
Timmy pls

>>150375195
But they'd be literally a foot shorter.

>physique completely dependent on modern diet, conditioning, healthcare, peds
Look at bushmen in Africa, or uncontested tribes in South America, or Aboriginals in Australia (find photos of them before they discovered petrol). That’s what ancient man looked like. Modern athletes are about as natural as pedigree dog breeds

>>150374920
Black Americans are all mixed with white due to your rapist cousins nigel

>>150374815
Erm sounds kinda fascist

I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin!
I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport... remember what REAL men play