Thread 150374791

APOLOGIZE edition

madueke has impressed

MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT subedish

TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

zubimendi is amazing

>>150374835
gyökeres should lend him som hair gel to fix his broccoli situation

xth for Anime IN

>>150374831
How fucking low are your standards anon? He did fuck all. Yeah, some cute dribbles but a lot of fucking standing around as well. Actually, a lot more standing around than dribbles I'd say.

>>150374859
i listen to kpop so my standards are in the dirt

>don’t want the starting 11 to get hurt
>send out the child labour

big up to Micheal Sharteta

Zubi for signing of the year

>>150374853
Bibitan!

Oh no. Mosquera's got the 'I-can't-throw-the-ball-within-15-seconds' disease as well.

>>150374871
That's fair enough actually. Carry on.

CAN’T EVEN ENJOY A FUCKING 4-0 WITH GYÖKERES SCORING BECAUSE SAKA HAS DONE HIS HAMMY AGAIN

>farke wears stone island jacket but takes off the patch
kek

why are people creaming their pants over Zubi, he's meh in my eyes.

>Nwankeri
Come on lad, you're better than that

>>150374915
Should've put Max in behind
>>150374889
Not her
>>150374893
It irks me to no end as well, but it's by instruction

>Down man trying to be a touchline hugging penalty merchant

Look at what sharteta's doing to my boy

Nwaneri playing like my FIFA career mode

>>150374911
zubi plays like a mobile busquets

>>150374848
MOTM. waiting to see his numbers again. just brilliant. bargain.

This is the best team in the league

>>150374944
yeah but think about how funny it’d be if he scored

>>150374944
If you watched his U21/U18 matches you'd know one of the things he does the most is drive into the box and get penalties.

>shartinelli nowhere to be seen
saudi bid coming soon?

Trossard being really direct

>>150374982
It's the new improved terms boost!

>Dowboy

>>150374939
>Should've put Max in behind
Or Gyokeres
>It irks me to no end as well, but it's by instruction
It always feels much much worse on the right side though. It's kinda bad on the left but it's downright criminal on the right. I wonder if it's because it gives Saka some time to juke people

>>150374977
Resting him for pool

>>150375009
yup. hes gonna run like a madman against them. a well rested martinelli is a sight to behold

>>150375003
He deserves it I feel but I'm biased. And with how many injuries we get it's nice to have a player who's firmly integrated instead of gambling on literally whos.

>>150375015
>>clownman
I was wondering what a good nickname would be but that's really good. Even if his name isn't Downman but Dowman.

>>150375055
thanks, my other idea was downsman

>>150375042
I'm biased as well, love him to bits and I was the brazilanon that was asking for him a couple of windows before we even went ahead with the deal.

>3/7 passes completed this game

Umm gyoksisters? if he didn't score this would be considered a clownish game from him, change my mind.

>>150375074
>implying
It could still slip

Spacks Downsman

>>150375074
>continuous x-axis
whats going on here

>>150375078
but he did

>>150375066
How do you say his name actually? Is it Dow like Doe or Dauw?

ENDOWNED

>>150375078
You can say the same for Haaland today, doesn't make him a worse player.
But I agree, he still needs to do a lot more to impress me.

If Saka has done his hammy again I’ll never forgive Arteta for running a generational academy talent into the ground.

max plowman

>getting cooked by a fifteen year old with Down’s syndrome

Imagine being a Leeds fan

when was the last time we scored a propa volley?

>>150375078
But he did score and that's the expectation

>>150375165
I don't know, but whenever I see one I'm always reminded of Ramsey's against Galatasaray.
How the fuck that wasn't a Puskas is beyong me.

Not sure how Arsenal managed to be top of the league when they lost so emphatically to Manchester United last week

>>150375137
>today
he has 3 seasons to back how good he is up.

Kai :)

>all those empty Sneeds seats

What were they expecting?

>>150375074
>>150375215
Wait till the match is over mate. Yes, even when >we're 4 goals up. It's not hard to be disciplined.

>>150375241
It's a long trip back, I don't blame them.
Got a lot of time for Leeds fans.

>2 week international break after the pool game

I'm tired bros

>>150375261
tis merely leeds

>>150375291
Again, it doesn't matter if >we're 4 goals up. It's not about the potential of losing or drawing. It's just a matter of the match being actually over.

>>150375323
shud have been sold this year really

Eze better be ready for Liverpool, Madueke and Martinelli as well. >We are fucked otherwise. Imagine starting Nwaneri next week ….

Lmao what the hell was that from Stach? It's like he just gave up.
Also JUST FUCKING SHOOT INSTEAD OF CONTINUOUSLY EDGING THE BOX

PASS IT TO FUCKING GYOKERES

>>150375361
More like Eze and Madueke

nwaneri si so mid

>>150375361
>no eze

prioritizing the child getting a debut goal over feeding your striker is kinda cringe ngl

Just curious, who got the armband after Ode went off?

I already talked about it last season, people pinning too much hope on Nwaneri are retarded, sorry. Boy clearly has talent but needs regular football - which he gets at one or two good loan spells.

>>150375412
Saka

>>150375412
saka. then gabriel.

>>150375412
sucker

ERA

I SAY DOW YOU SAY MAN

BASED, hope Gyokeres doesn't miss

give it to dowman desu

>Getting baited by Downman
KWAB

KAKA REGEN

Based downman helping groceries statpad

DOWMANNNN

would Dowman be the youngest goal scorer ever in the league if he got the pen ?

based diveman

>>150375487
>groceries
lmao, good one

max diveman

Based diveman. Also,
>top of the league
>cant even post the Arsenal B picture
Fuck off shiteh

:]]]]]

diveman kekw

give it max

>that penalty
Crazy speed

BANE

>fixing his hair
kek

BANE

That is soft tbf but whatever
GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES

>>150375361
In what world is a 15 year old getting a start against Liverpool at Anfield anon?

doing his hair to the camera that was cold bruv

3rd penalty win

BANE?

BASED CELEBRATION

Hairflips celebration KEK

:)

>>150375537
>>150375547
>>150375560
>>150375587

gyokeres been reading twitter

>>150375569
Please discuss

>nwaneris look at dowman
damn imagine being an 18 year old kid, youngest arsenal debut ever, trying to get a starting spot, then comes a 15 year old kid that is far superior to you.

>>150372239
yes, hello. how's the bench?

>>150372887
I told you (almost)

>>150375560
>>150375547
>>150375587
Yeah, actually audibly laughed lmao

BANE?

Dowman has done that penalty bait a few times already. Defenders are going to fear going in on him which will give him the time and space to shoot.

Very very promising young lad.

>>150375669
>comes on with 30 min to go
>puts the fullback on a yellow and wins a pen
this kid is omegagood lol.

>>150375545
in a world where saka is dead, martinelli is leaving and you don't replace your captain and playmaker with a mid new signing from crystal palace after a handful of training sessions.

eze on the bench at anfield. dowman won't start but neither will le £70m spurs gazump. arteta will probably park the bus anyway and start merino up front.

>>150375701
>dowman won't start
That's all you had to say lad

>>150375621
Kek I clocked that too. Ethan just needs to work on his judgement and on keeping gibraltargaard out of the team

>Saka dies
>Madueke and Dowman instantly shows promise on RW
We need a decent 8 to replace Odegaard ASAP

Hope Sheshko draws a blank tomorrow, imagine refusing Arsenal then going to manure without CL, go fuck yourself cunt

>>150375722
>Le Table
le mao

>>150375722
we are breaking the chelsea mourinho goals conceded record
screencap this post

>>150375739
bro we should be grateful, Gyokores will compete with Haaland.

stevebould.png

Arteta was right to turn Dowman into Downman.
I'll ready the apology form.

Timber gets MotM and just starts preaching lmao

Besides the injuries it was a fantastic match

Anyone here think we might actually play better without Odegaard and Saka? These 2 are getting too predictable, having Noni with Ethan/Eze is going to be a lot more chaotic for the opposition I feel.

>>150375835
>ynr the Bould effect

anyone else get the "FOUR GOALS AT HOME" youtube notification from Arsenal's channel then shit their pants thinking their stream is behind and Gyokeres already missed the penalty? Just me?

Zubi was my MOTM
Our midfield was extremely stable because of him which allowed for riskier plays in the 3rd half

>>150375860
It was a grim beginning 20 minutes but then thankfully they kicked on. I was fully expecting another 1-0 so happy to be proven wrong.

>>150375867
I kinda understand you, it's like how I always felt Brazil played better without Neymar or Vinicius.

Arsenal 5 : 0 Leeds

>xG: 2.42 - 0.09
>xThreat: 1.67 - 0.36

>>150374791 (OP)
At this rate Gyokeres will end up with 38 league goals.

I saw a better performance with Madookie in wing instead of Saka. Nwaneri instead of Odegaard too.
I feel like Lewis-Skelly is being left out and overshadowed and that shouldn't happen.

>>150375912
stat noncery

first loss of the season next week?

I just wanna see Eze on that pitch

The Gyokeres goal was class

A Striker you can just give the ball and he can run past people and fucking FINISH

Kek, at least Ethan's beat Dowman on the Youngest Ever PL Player front.

>>150375964
no, it will be 1-0 to the Arsenal off a corner. it will cause IMMENSE seethe

That Saka goal

Raya
Timber - Saliba - Gabriel - Cala
Zubi - Rice
Madueke - Eze - Nelli
gyokores

is this enough to beat liverpool at anfield?

>>150375964
Nah, 2-2 draw with the yearly Zinchenko-at-Anfield special.

>>150375888
it's funny how he is discreetly the best signing yet, people only talk about gyokeres

>>150375991
liverpool only lost once at home last year

>>150372887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL0EoXdpOqg

Am i the only one who thinks Gyokeres looks a bit chunky and not 100% match fit yet?

>>150375964
>No Odegaard and no Saka
Yeah I can only see a loss.

>>150376061
He definitely does.

>>150376037
ok

>>150376035
It's that usual case of everyone except the striker/goalscorer getting no credit. Hell, there was someone in this thread saying Zubi was just meh.

Dowman looks like the sort who will shrivel up and fall apart when faced with an atmosphere like at Anfield.

Most cringe cunt around

>>150376061
He's a 94kg big man. Little manlets cannot compete.

Ledge.

>>150375545
>In what world is a 15 year old getting a start against Liverpool at Anfield anon?
In the world where teen debutante Coq started against Gigastrong Manure, la.
Throwing the wonderkids under the literal bus IS the Arsenal Way.

>>150376204
based

>>150376230
>>150376204
awkward

>>150376204
>>150376230
Kek, giga based
>captcha - MAXYK

>>150376230
Who started the celebration first this girl or Gyokeres?

>>150376204
>>150376230
Sky interview he just said that hair touch shit was a getback at the manure saying he had more touches of his hair than the ball

just given him another celebration kek

>>150376432
>just given him another celebration kek
based
the hate only makes him stronger

>>150376432
that's what's good about him
he keeps receipts

Saka looks like a hamstring injury - out probably for 3-4 weeks
Odegaard looks like a shoulder injury as opposed to his ankle - he could be back by next week or maybe miss a game at most

If >we can pull off a win at Anfield lads…

Bandchads it feels good to not be a doubter....

>>150376620
these quads confirm >we do it

>>150374853
>>150374889
Fantastic posts

>>150376651
let me fix this

>>150375867
How is Saka predictable? my man is scoring in every other game

Why is troopz no longer part of AFTV?

>>150376204
>>150376230
>>150376432
kek. I just saw this and I thought either there's some story behind it or he's autistic

>>150376789
He left AFTV for some sport channel in USA, then he realized the grass in not always greener on the other side....
But it was too late to come back because Robbie wouldn't accept sloppy seconds...
So he had no choice but to make his own channel in YuoTube.

>>150374791 (OP)
OMG OMG HE DID LE THING!!!

>>150376971
seething germoid

>>150376789
he found another job and then got dropped once they realised he's a moron he goes back sometimes but getting paid by robbie is over for him

Anyone else notice how much better the team is without Fartismelly and Shartin Odourfart in the side? Here's hoping they're both injured

>>150377051
smelly played in the middle for 30 minutes

why was odegaard taken off?

>>150376731
That's predictable innit

>>150377115
Fell on his shoulder. Being bad for 35 mins wasn't a good enough reason but thankfully that shoulder injury was.

>>150374791 (OP)
What kind of club is Lee Walmart? Football is finished

>Dries Mertens has retired from professional football
mertensbro, it's over...

>>150377698
rip glassman

>Leandro Trossard
>@LTrossard
No place like home. Big win. @Arsenal

>>150374791 (OP)
Gyokeres :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIKAe8Wi0S0&list=RDIIKAe8Wi0S0&start_radio=1

Remember when Julian from AFTV said we lost the title because the Queen died.

https://youtu.be/GzLM1RAw9Oc?si=UED3XYpErKfnIDr_

>>150378611
>Remember when e-celebs yap
No, I don't.

Fuck me, that big cock gyok goal was fantastic

>>150376789
Barstool paid him to be a lolcow in their office during arsenal games and he legit got revved when portnoy and big cat showed up in tottenham jerseys to the point where he wasn't doing a bit.

>>150379358
>We go higher up the field and maintain better shape with odegaard


What am I missing here?

>Arteta on Saka injury: “I haven’t spoken to the doctor yet but Bukayo, we took him off, it looked like something significant.”

It's over

>>150379553
he's dead. one hammy means your leg is cooked forever and you will reinjure it.

>>150379553
its just beginning burgerbro

>>150379553
Casket already ordered. Fuck I'm gonna miss star man.

Does Dowman have some non-northern euro ancestry? or he is one of those med passing Anglos

>>150379060
>where he wasn't doing a bit.
kek, im not sure what they were thinking, troopz always seemed like a mental midget and would get arse mad over the most innocent joke.

>>150380075
He's part Brazilian innit.

Do we have a pepe with the gyokeres celebratio already lads?

>>150380337
kill yourself

>>150380424
Why you nerd? What have i misinterpreted in your online culture? If anything, you kys

Odeguard brings this team down. Let's just be honest lads.

>>150379553
Bro is just playing possum cause it's a world cup year

I really rate Madueke. Martinelli to Saudi when.

>>150380495
Wrong

All that Odegaard lacks is more confidence in passing in tricky situations
He knows that he has the talent to pull off bullshit passes but him multi-tasking as on pitch shotcaller makes him play super safe

enjoy your final week living in comfy delusion arses
>because reality is about to intervene

Love this team desu

>>150380831
It'll be a boring 1-1 draw.

>>150380831
If you can't beat us at home with saka and odegaard out you're officially shit

Evening all,

Full disclosure upfront, I grew up in West Wirral and I am an LFC fan,l. Grew up with a parent & brother that are Gooners (they lived, & he was born in Crouch End/grew up in Muswell Hill.

(Removed twatter link for this sub - the 'new' Eze song)

This came to my attention tonight, and I have to be honest in my feedback folks:

This is a bit embarrassing. Comes off a little too try-hard to be Scouse. Like, I think North London Forever is a brilliant song. Probably my favourite of the other clubs fan chants. It's your YNWA (albeit it 50 years later).

The Allez Allez Allez copy was a bit meh. Like a 4/10 for execution, but a 1-2/10 for originality.

You've now decided (without any creative input/the copyright of the Chiesa song) almost entirely, word for word, to go with this. Please, don't get me wrong, it's flattering, but It's just a bit embarrassing guys. The second hand blush/creep is palpable.

Like, imagination is a good thing. Creativity is life. Originality is perception & truth. This is none of those things. This is just a little tragic/gimpish.

Until tonight, I hadn't realised that you'd also 'borrowed' the Luis Diaz song, a mate just pointed this out. I have to be honest, I think it'd be better for your fan base and for your collective self-esteem to just form/create your own thing. You are a solid, historic club. One very close to my heart due to familiarity/family loyalty aforementioned. You don't need to be a diet/temu/we have a club identity/culture at home. You don't need, or deserve, to try to be some sugar/soul-free version of us.

North London Forever is a great song. You guys did that, you made it, all on your own! That's commendable. I think you'd achieve a lot more, and feel better about yourselves in the process, by just being authentic and creative in your own right.

>>150380952
(2 of 2)
It just screams a little bit of that one kid we all knew in school. You know the one. That suck-up to the popular kids, you know who I'm talking about. He buys the exact same clothes/copies your style the week after the non-uniform/mufty day at school. You just know his mum has spent the last 7 days frequenting every shop, and paying the additional fee for next day (AM) delivery. He reeks of desperation in any social setting. You, collectively are becoming that kid. You are (I hope, and NLF gives me faith) better than that.

Anticipating the flak/the down votes heading my way, that's an acceptable by-product I guess. But please, listen to what I'm trying to tell you. Be unique, be authentic, be yourselves (not a soulless version of us).

Good luck for the season! Here's to no bad injuries!

>>150380831
will Max Divemong be playing?

>>150380952
>>150380966
I ain't reading all that

>didnt rate eze
>just saw the eze video from the emirates.

>>150380831
1-0
arsenal via rape

>>150380831
I too am looking forward to haramball's final form- Rice, Zubi, Merino midfield

>>150381350
2 years too late desu

How cum Liverpoo never deal with injury crisis?!
When was the last time one of their players went limp and missed several weeks of the season?

>>150382011
vvd when they was supposed to win the Nonuple no? like 2 years ago?

Slept through the second half. Happy for big Vik. Honestly, Saka... he's been pretty meh the last six months. I'm not thinking we're doomed. But I know this day would come sooner rather than later. Poor guy has played a gazillion minutes in his career already. Expect him to be Wilshire 2.0 from this point on.

>>150382011
I can't see Jota making a quick return desu

>>150382011
Jota and Alisson missed as much time as Shitvertz and Bukrappo last season you stupid Shartsnal retard

>>150380831
3-nil to the fartsanal

>>150382904
kill yourself you literal subhuman

>>150374889
Nnnnnnn

>>150380075
most likely got a greek granny

>Eze moment
>Gyok great first goal
>Dowman first pl appearance
>Dowman earns another pen
>Gyok great first pen
Was definitely worth not going to work today for that. Shame about the injuries though. At least there's a lot of good cover now I guess.

>>150383710
Based Chitosebro.
The extra depth is proving itself useful before the window is even closed.

>>150383710
>>150384048
This is the exact moment Dowman snatches Saka's chain.

>>150383710
>Working on a Saturday/Sunday
Couldn't be me

Can't believe half the fanbase wanted Sesko over this baller

>>150383418
>nooooooooooooo it doesn't count when Liverpool first team players are injured it only counts when Arsenal reserves are injured!!!

>>150384545
well now youre just being silly

>>150384545
>Odeshart gets injured for a few weeks
>nooooooooooooo we're ruined! first Tomiyasu and now this!
>Konate gets injured for a few weeks
>silence

>>150384543
I love that you can see how much he wanted that goal.
I also love that Chadafiori kept popping up in that area a suspicious amount for a LB lol. I still think had Merino got injured last season after Jesus and Havertz, Calafiori would have been the one next in line to play striker.

unsurprisingly, i was right once more:
Timber>mosquera>>>>>>>>>benjamin shite
calafiori is a baller if you manage his playtime so his knees don't explode
eze shoud've been here at least 1-2 years ago, but to reach late better than never i guess.

>>150384543
Love the entire

>should I pass it back to one of my several teammates in the box?
>No. I'll shoot and score

>>150385132
AND this argentinian CHAD right here, i told you guys he's gonna take our defense to the NEXT level.
in football you just always need to have an argie for things to go well.

Calafiori still has positioning issues in defence and has no flair to his game unlike MLS who can drop a shoulder to break a press. MLS is also defensively much more solid against players running at him. Don't understand how Calafiori walked into this team after MLS put in a masterclass season last year. Maybe its contractual guarantees but still MLS is better so he should be starting.

>>150385189
>Calafiori
>no flair
Turn on your monitor.

>>150385189
>and has no flair to his game

Arteta is a shite manager shocked he's still not sacked

>>150385332
>thanks for the assist, bro

>no news on Saka & Ode
it’s ogre

>>150386786
the news is they're SHIT

>Before signing for Spurs, Eberechi Eze made one final phone call to Mikel Arteta to see if he can go to Arsenal
>Mikel Arteta told him they have a boardroom meeting due to Kai Havertz injury
>At the end of the meeting, Eze was told his move to Arsenal is ALL but done
Isn't this cutting too close, what the fuck?

>>150387385
>Isn't this cutting too close, what the fuck?
Never proactive but always reactive...the arsenal way

>>150387119
fuck youuuuuuuuu shitizen

he can’t stop smiling

>>150377698
good riddance
fuck that cunt diver faggot
always hated him

>>150387817
wait arsenal signed doku?

>>150388093
No no, it's worse than that. They signed a winger who can't play on the wing

Why not replace Odegaard with Eze
where's the argument not to

>>150388388
WTF do you think we're doing?

>>150384543
The liquidator of Leeds, and that's a good thing. Scoring at home will give him more confidence.

>>150376026
I mean we're only 2 games in, but 6:0 is a good start. Arsenal's goals conceded has been relatively low for a while, we need lots more goals scored.

Team against Liverpool

Martinelli - Gyökeres - Madueke
Rice - Eze - Zubi
defense the usual suspects but I’m not sure I trust Cala’s ability to defend when it comes to the league’s best attack.

>>150389218
>six goals
>only two from open play

That was our first penalty at home for almost 2 years btw

>>150389448
Yes more penalties the better.

If you can’t win trophies to annoy other clubs, you need to find other ways to do so. Stealing all of your chants from Liverpool fans and attempting to copy our identity was pretty much all you lot COULD do to wind us up, so it's understandable.

Arsenal have received a boost after early indications showed that the injuries suffered by Bukayo Saka & Martin Ødegaard are NOT as bad as first feared. The pair had scans on Sunday, though it is unclear whether they will miss the Liverpool fixture. [@garyjacob]

Almost a million views under 24 hours. Such a wholesome video, I can't stop watching it.

>>150389886
:D!

>>150389781
>>150389886
>>150390117
I'm happy
I'm very happy
Happy new year

>>150389886
Saka was the real concern. Ode meh.

>>150390241
i think its the opposite honestly
team looked lost for a bit after martin was out and then zubimendi stepped up

>>150390671
>>150390241
once Eze had a few sessions with the bois >we gonna be cooking lads.

Sources with knowledge of Bukayo Saka & Martin Ødegaard’s situation have said to The Athletic that the scans showed the injuries are NOT as serious as first feared & they are now NOT expected to be sidelined for significant periods. [@gunnerblog]

Eze was at the club was Henry was still around.

Alan shearers book made me afraid of hamstring injuries for my boys. They really fuck you up

Put your money on an Eze screamer next week. It'll be his christening. He's ready.

>>150391868
Eze is part of the last generation of players that idolised Henry growing up, the juice is running out so we better win stuff this season.

who starts on the left?
and who starts as AM?
as much as it pains me to say this, but shartinelli on the left side starting vs slippool is not that bad, he can help defend salah on the break cuz without the ball he can run like a possessed man, but id rather pair him with cala cuz CURRENTLY i think calafiori is doing a better job going forward than MLS(again, currently.) so they balance each other out nicely.

am not sure teta will start eze right away at the odegaard role, he's just never the kind of guy to start the new signing in the new 11 right away, he always tries to ease them in. so i think ethan will be starting at AM and eze comes in for him later.
and for the love of GOD don't START benjamin white.

>>150392062
You will live long enough to see players coming to Arsenal will claim that they idolize Bukayo Saka

My idol is Kim kallstrom

>>150392547
Without a doubt the best Swede to have ever donned an Arsenal shirt.

Based Emile.

>>150392639
I always believed in him.

Dem Hale End Boyz

>>150392639
also Iwobi assist

Emile is committing RAPE against the United keeper

>we unironically made them pay 90 million for a blundershitga "prospect" striker.
kek, no refunds.

>71’—subs on
>73’—scores
Super sub Emile Smith Rowe

>mBUMo
lmao

Sesko was Arteta's preferred option by the way.
Just think about that.

Only people with low IQ or people who never watch football would think that Manure's last week performance against Arsenal had some positive signs in it.
It's a fact that Manure put extra effort when they're playing against Arsenal/Liverpoo/Shitty, especially at Old toilet... they turn into a new team against these 3 clubs, but only against these 3.
What you watched last week was the one of best Manure's game until the end of the season.
It wasn't something that they can build on that, to use it as a foundation and become even better.
Last week was the peak of Manure...anything after that is just going downhill

>>150393432
yup. which is why i was shitting and crying expecting him to get bought and see another havertz signing stink it up.
luckily Berta is now in charge to balance out that lunatics lack of sense when it comes to attacking options kek.
Gyok is based.

>>150393432
yeah we all know arteter is retarded
Gyok was always the thinking man's choice

>>150392307
eze in the 10 with nelli on the left. gyok uptop, madueke on the right.
zubi and rice behind in a double pivot
going to be kino lad.

>>150393432
It's not like any of the current Man Utd players are covering themselves in glory. Who knows how Sesko would have done at Arsenal.

im hoping my guy can have a resurrection arc. hopefully now with proper rest after 2 seasons of working like a dog.

>>150393432
arteteteteta has no idea what to do with a striker, i couldnt give a rats ass who he thinks is better

>>150393625
zero chance home boy, him and Ode are washed.

>David Ornstein] Arsenal reach agreement for Shamrock Rovers 16yo Victor Ozhianvuna. Deal not signed but now in place + worth Ireland record fee. #ShamrockRovers midfielder to join #AFC on pre-contract & arrive Jan 2027. W/ @gunnerblog after @McDonnellDan @TheAthleticFC

New Irish midfielder coming in 18 months.

>>150394170
https://youtu.be/u5csvWNqeTI

LW/cam type.

>>150394170
>& arrive Jan 2027
The Fuck?!

>>150393625
Genuinely what happened to him?
He lacks so much confidence now, he thinks about every action he does. Before he used to just do whatever he felt like.

>>150394604
Can only the two things, his standout season was either a fluke or Arteta really coaches every spark out of >our attackers.

>>150394170
Finally some Irish talent :^)

>>150394647
we all know which one it is
>eze standing in place crab passing within 3 weeks

>>150393438
Worst part about it the whole week just videos on United being back and dominating Arsenal as if we weren’t going to sit back and protect a a lead which we got in the first quarter.

>>150396741
Holy shit man, i didn't know he was such a fan of Arsenal.
I mean he was in the academy and what not, sure,...but so were/are many other players who then moved on.
This man is obsessed.

>>150394450
U18 foreigners cannot join until after their 18th birthday

As a soccer newb how does eze work as a 10 if odeagaard and rice are there? Does odegaard move to the right? Or does rice drop back into a defensive spot.

>>150398382
ode out
eze in
'teta says "little hermano do what he does, passes the paella sideways and ruin your football"
that's it, he might swap sides with zubi but that's it

>>150394170
Eat your heart out Zubimendi in 2027 your time will come son.

>>150396741
I'm so fucking happy for this guy man

>>150398382
He'd play in place of Odegaard with Rice moving to the right or, if we're playing against a defensive side and can afford to fild a more attacking side, he'd play alongisde Odegaard, on the left.

>>150396741
Man, this is not good.
He's one stinker of a performance close to the suicide hotline. Can only hope he's not a regular ITT.

>>150397780
Good one. You now remember Dan Crowley though.

>>150397679
>>150399534
>>150399867
ikr like this grownass man who's been 'rejected' by the club as a teen and is media trained and is a professional and everything else... and to have this reaction is just... yall niggas correct me but i dont remember anyone like that in the past 20 years... like maybe jenko? maaaybe?? like you see loving couples having babies and shit and thy're like half as happy as this man is... not because of scoring, not because of assisting, not because of captaincy....during an intro video...

>>150399908
He's happy because to him it's a literal dream come true scenario. And his other option was going to Sp*ds. He's 27 years old and got the opportunity to play for one club of his literal fucking dreams. Not to mention being able to compete for the title and play in the Champions League and stuff. Of course he's over the moon. Of course he's going to be emotive. I know we're on 4chan and all but good god how miserable are you lad?

>>150399966
oh im happy for the man. like im sorta living my dream of wearing the 10 through him

>>150399966
>>150400005
just blows my mind this still exists because when was the last time you remember someone being genuinely happy to sign for us?

>>150400005
>>150400015
>oh im happy for the man
My bad, anon. From your post it seemed to me like you disapproved heavily and thought he was being lame but I can see now how I misunderstood that so easily.

>>150397780
>you now remember gidion zelalem

>>150400139
>ynr henri lansbury

Cmon tooners

>>150400168
>you now remember Vlad Dragomir

>>150400015
you clearly forgot the based autist

>>150400293
>you now remember yaya sanogo

>>150400346
arteta was clearly shitting his pants when he was appointed manager

>>150396741
Feels so refreshing to not have a mercenary

Do we reckon Eze will start at Anfield?

>>150401005
it does doesnt it

and re your other post - probably because no choice
>inb4 nwanewi can handle it

>>150399904
You now remember FA Cup medalist Matt Smith

ok ive seen every highlight clip of eze on youtube. big vik is probably better than mateta... this.is.going.to.be.glorious
>someone please make this gif with eze and vik

>>150401424
so you noticed how Crystal Palace play 5 at the back with Eze on the left side of a narrow front 3?

>>150401039
Feel he gets a sub appearance. Fartinsmelli's last dance. He does always score on them tbf.

>>150401658
>Martinelli
no, he’ll replace Ødegaard

It's a great goal no doubt, I might be overthinking but I have two concerns
1. despite making a great run through the middle, he's still getting sent out wide
2. he missed a sitter in the first half, I'm worried he might be another Giroud as in he scores difficult goals but keep missing the easy ones

>>150402602
3. it only goes in because the keeper has 4 players in his eyeline

>>150402602
Just now realizing that the player who assisted it ends up the closest player to goal. I wouldn't be too concerned about the first point seeing that it was a first time ball over the top. I'm sure Calafiori would have preferred to put it more centrally for him.

>>150402683
Because Gyokeres used Leeds' defenders against him, great stuff.

>>150402602
Man shut the fuck up already. You obviously don't watch football. His entire game is drifting out wide to the left. He did it for sporting and did it in every pre season game. I mentioned this ages ago because it's obvious to see >>150177660.

As for him missing that chance he tried to swivel and hit, he didn't know if there was a player pressuring him so he took the chance early on the half turn. He obviously didn't realise the time and space he had. There's literally nothing to read into that. It's his 2nd game in the squad for fucks sake. He scores a sick fucking goal and you're acting like a doomer already because he doesn't have a 100% conversion ratio.

>>150402916
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150155727/#150177660

how many sitters has he missed now including preseason? sounds like a lot

>>150403013
Define sitter because he hasn't had any tap in opportunities. He's missed 2 chances so far. Both on the half turn. He scored in both games he missed those chances in.

>>150403035
he missed that diving header when he was free in the middle of the box 8 yards out

>>150403057
"Missed" a half chance to slot the ball into a tiny near post gap that forced the keeper into an last ditch save onto the post. Sure sure. More goals than mo shitlah btw.

>>150403081
No, he missed a chance to take a ball down when in the middle of the box under no pressure and slot it into a huge gap either side of the keeper. A glorious failure, perfect for Arsenal.

>>150403105
Ah yes take a ball down which is rifled into him at upper chest height when he has a split second to react to it. More goals than mo shitlah and he's a championship reject remember? KEK

>>150403126
Glazing him for hitting the post from 8 yards out. Enjoy your 2nd place again retard

When is my boy Gabby J back from injury?

>>150403136
Hits the post and still has more goals than mo shitlah. Truly a modern day great. Maybe that's why Jota offed himself. Who would want to play with a balding fraud like shitlah lmao

>>150402602
>he's still getting sent out wide
He routinely does this throughout his career.

>>150403137
idk but his arsenal playing days are probably over,
bes

>>150403187
Hopefully he win something this season with us.
I always got time for entertainers in the game.

>>150402916
>>150403179
He didn't "drift out wide", Calafiori sent him there. His starting position was near the centre circle.

>>150403276
He always goes out to the left he even mentioned it in the post match interview with sky sports. Thats just what he does.

>>150403310
Did he tell Cala to play it out left? I recall him being sent out to the right against United.

>>150403354
Probably just instinct and the players are finally understanding his movement, in this case calafiori.

>>150403137
He started training on the grass yesterday apparently. Still probably like a couple months out though. When he got injured the prediction was around December and it's looking like it'll be around winter at the very least.

>>150402602
That "sitter" should be viewed from the angle towards the corner flag, the ball didn't come directly to him and with the pace of it that meant his body shape and weight were off. I raged at the tele angle but forgave everything seeing the other. It was a good attempt when it wasn't really on

>>150403448
Fuck
No group stage stat padding from Jesus :(

Bukayo Saka (23) expected to be out of action for 3-4 weeks with a hamstring injury, reports @SamiMokbel_BBC

>nwankeri-maduwanke RHS at analfield

n

>>150403591
He'll be missed. The type of player who can score the winning goal against Liverpool.

EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham bid worth €70m package for Nico Páz has been turned down tonight.

Páz wants to stay at Como with view on Real Madrid future + Real were gonna match any proposal in any case.

Real have €10m buy back clause in 2026 but will compensate Como in future.

How many L's are they gonna hold this window.

>Arsenal working to sign Piero Hincapie from Bayer Leverkusen - subject to player exits. 23yo defender told Bayer of wish to leave + prioritising AFC above others. Efforts ongoing to make fee more realistic than €60m clause
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1959912729637982286

>>150403773
>Piero Hincapie
Sounds AI generated, literally who?

>>150403773
Zinny and Kiwwy are both gone then.

>>150403773
that'll be 350m spent 8m brought in

>>150403773
Oh my god

>>150403773
fucking hell did teta discover jew gold under the emirates or something

>>150403773
Allah please kick the zionchinko and the twerk couple from our purified,cherished and enlightened football club.
(i believe we're actually doing this to jack the prices up for other clubs when they go to players that we scouted, it just seems more than just a "funny" coincidence now).

Ok so we were linked to him last year, fair enough.

>>150403800
Orny said its subject to sales. Selling off kiwior for 30m+ to Porto.

get yours in early
>piero handicappie

>>150403848
he didn't put a price on Kiwior, but Romano said 20m

so 350m spent 30m sold

are there jews in ireland?
this guys is so obsessed with arsenal and money he has to be.

>>150403848
>sell Kiwior and buy a new backup CB for twice the price
Berteta masterclass

>>150403773
>>150403793
>>150403818
Anyone watches bundesliga and can tell us more about this guy?

Already support it for Total Spurs Death but it'd be nice if the player was good also.

>>150403928
He's elite according to spurs fans.

>>150403504
I agree. Definitely not a sitter. He almost scored a great "poacher" goal.

4 weeks for Saka according to Mokbel.

>Odegaard has not yet been ruled out of the game against Liverpool. Player left Emirates after leeds game with shoulder in a sling
It just gets better for Liverpool...

Set piece again, set piece again ole ole

Hincapie to Arsenal should be finalized in next few days. Player has said yes to Arsenal. Arsenal want to sell Kiwior first

@edu17burgos

Literal who source but whatever, it'll probably happen anyway

>another disastrous weekend for united
>Spurs: hold my beer

Stuttgart have moved onto other targets after not being able to reach an agreement for Fabio Vieira

@jordandaviesj

oh so Martinelli is GONE gone?

>>150404188
we can only wish.

>>150404188
mashallah

>Piero Hincapié has requested Bayer 04 Leverkusen to negotiate reasonably with Andrea Berta / Arsenal. The defender is fully sold on the project.
From Berta's burner account.

Arsenal say that the Hincapie deal is not dependent on having to make sales first as they are now in talks with Leverkusen about a deal. [@johncrossmirror]

>>150404050
Based. Eze taking that spot and not giving it back to the 'fraudster.

BERTA ARE YOU MAD?!

>>150404549
Go back to sleep man this is all a dream

ok but my questions is why does this guy cost 60m while frimmong was 30m, when frimmong was one of leverkusen "shinning" starts along wirtz?

>>150404602
His release clause is €60m but we're negotiating a lower fee. I've seen reports saying the player wants leverkusen to accept a €45m (£38m) bid because he's no longer going to play for the club.

>>150404602
Leverkusen gonna buy Martinelli for 120 million.

I think thats enough players now Berta papi. I'd like Kiwior to stay desu he improved alot under that Saliba partnership

>>150404625
not much of a fan of this "i no longer wanna play" gimmick if am being perfectly honest.

>>150404682
It's starting to become a lot more common these days.

>>150404690
Because it works.

>>150404630
Ten Hag??
We can't do that to him

>>150404682
My biggest fear is that clubs will be ruled against in court and football will fully become a mercenary culture. Smaller clubs will visibly become little more than training centers for players to audition for the "big" clubs, who will further tighten their financial and footballing monopoly on the sport. Super League might've been ahead of the curve desu.

>>150404682
Fuck that noise. We had to suck it up for years when all >our players wanted to bugger off to Barca or somewhere. I for one am glad the tables have turned.

Da Arsenal

>>150404602
Because Liverpool are an actual sensible club who don't spend insane sums on middling players without selling players themselves.

not liking the fact that >we seemingly buying players for the sake of it. Rather have Kiwior staying because he knows the club the way >we play. It’s not like anyone is paying close to the fee for Kiwior that Leverkusen wants for Hincapie anyway.
UNLESS >we are flocking off Martinelli to the Saudis for a cool 90 million.

>some shitty kraut defender
>maducky
>lolkeres
Could have had Isak for that with change. Bert OUT.

How do they figure out how much a player is worth. For example was Madookie was defo not worth 52 million. Is it stats, age, clauses? And do they negotiate the price with the seller?

>>150375245
slowly turning into tuchel

>>150404780
KIWIOR
OUT
SHARTINELLI
OUT
ZINCHENKO
OUT
LOKONGA, REISS NELSON, GABI JESUS/KAI HAVERTZ
OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
no more mediocre shitters in this football club.

>>150404800
>stats, age, clauses
Yeah, but also contract length left and how much the selling club originally paid for the player (they'll want to profit or at least balance the price they paid + past wages).
Chelsea paid 35m for Madueke, for example, so they'd always want more than that to sell him.
Stuff like the player's homegrown status, versatility, injury record etc also play a part.
>And do they negotiate the price with the seller?
Obviously.

>>150404829
I WON’T tolerate Kiwior and Kai slander, you have been warned fair Sir.

>>Sell Kai Havertz
>Top scorer last season
Sybau

>>150404871
Wichtig und richtig

>>150404895
Korrekt Brudi

Set piece goals in the last 3 seasons.

>>150405011
My managah
my assistant
my left back
my center back

>>150404990
Hate these stats with no fine print.
Does "last 3 seasons" take into account this season's? The fact they chose that Timber image makes you think so, but if that's the case, then is it "last 3 seasons + these 2 games" or does 2022/23 get removed?
Also, does "set piece goals" include penalties?
And finally, 3 seasons of what? Just PL? Just domestic games? Total?

>>150402602
>he missed a sitter in the first half
retard
ask me how I know you don't play football

>We attempted to negotiate with Galactus but he asked too high a price
>What did he want?
>Arsenal to go a full season without sustaining injuries to key players

>>150403773
>>150403790

Where the hell are Arsenal getting this money from?
How can they spend so much with barely any outgoings?
Should Arsenal fans be worried about the financial future?

Do you reckon we'll see MLS move to midfield if we sign Hincapié?
The Rice/Merino role is the one position we don't really have as many options (not counting Eze as that would just mean Rice/Merino would play on the right instead).

>muh finances
>t. ring ring

we don't need Hincapie. Kiwior was perfect the Saliba partnership. Why fix something that isn't broken

We're not Liverpool customers so it's not for us to worry about/masturbate over finances.
Let the club worry about that.

Noticed something interesting. Arsenal posted an article about the no. 10, and they mention people like Gallas and Van Persie, but make no mention of Ozil. Must have really burnt bridges.
https://www.arsenal.com/news/perfect-10-history-behind-shirt-number

>>150405797
:(

>>150405797
Yeah that is interesting (as hard as it is convey in text, I'm not being sarcastic - :] and that)
Doubt they ever will but personally I'd like it if Arsenal opened up articles on their website to people like the Highbury Librarian or The Arsenal Collection, people who have one foot in the modern era but truly know their history as well

>>150403773
I'm gonna miss kiwior. Hopefully we also get a small sell on clause too

>>150405670
Not this season. Perhaps if another LB is signed then MLS will be toyed with as a rotation piece with zubi and rice.

did you see that score jay
two goals from vik g
another two goals jurry t

>>150405797
Eh. I think it's more that his politics/tweets are too touchy. As a Muslim, (((they))) don't like his views on the imbroglio in the Middle East.

>>150406438
It's g

>>150406567
fassy

>>150405670
Sharteta's new grift will be to change the system

>South American fullbacks
not even once
Berta OUT

>tfw watched the introduction video with Wright and Eze 5 times now
he's going to become a true GOAT

>>150406619
Counter Attack FC? Arteta could never

>>150406619
>sharteta
>ever dropping odorfraud

>>150405797
This had me thinking too. We still honor players like Arshavin, Lehmann or Elneny who espouse non-ZOG politics so I doubt it's that.
With Mesut it's total Stalinist damnatio memoriae since he left. He must've seriously angered someone in the directors' box, likely one of the Kroenkes themselves.

>>150405797
Deserved. He was an absolute roach to the club for the most part. When compared to him even Gallas and RvP acted in a professional manner

Too much hype on Max Dowman. He's only 15 and has not finished his GCSE's yet or reached his peak height yet. I hope Myles and Saka keeps him humble so he wont end up like a Ravel Morrison

>>150403514
Was there even any last season? All I remember from him was that 2-3 games around Palace where >we won 5-0s before he got injured.

>>150407037
I bet you can tell me one big difference between Dowman and Morrison

>>150403818
Not the face or body I would have ever expected from a 'Piero Hincapie'. I was expecting a Hujsen clone.

>>150405011
>>150405055
It's really funny to me that the last assistant manager was barely ever seen. Even Airpods Albert was seen more often but as soon as this guy comes in, he might as well be the Jason Tindall to Arteta.

>>150407139
>Not the face or body I would have ever expected from a 'Piero Hincapie'
Personally, it's exactly what I had in mind.

>>150407037
>Too much hype on Max Dowman.
Is there? Feels like the regular old "oh shit there's a decent young academy product" hyping that every club ever does.

>>150407162
Kek, that's not fair, you have innate knowledge on these names. To me it sounds like a moustache twirling twink name.

>>150407209
The Piero is unnusual, yeah, but that surname always sounded "boludo" to me.

>>150407247
Well, the first thing he reminded me of was Paulista for some reason so maybe he might end up being a boludo after all.
Boludo meaning dumbass, presumably.

>>150407366
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win........

>>150407366
I have no idea what boludo means in spanish (think it means something different in each country), but that's what we brazilians call spanish speaking players (Counter Strike mainly).
Usually refering to northwestern countries like Colombia/Ecuador/Peru.
>>150407396
Wrong thread buddy

>>150407409
>a quintessentially Argentine slang term that literally means "big balls" but is used similarly to "dude," "idiot," or "fool."
>it can be an insult, a term of endearment or just a filler word, depending on context and tone.
Dumbass wasn't that far off after all.
Also that Igor Jesus guy has been spamming the board for like a week now, replying to loads of people and spamming images of him.

>>150407457
>quintessentially Argentine slang term
Yeah, forgot to mention we just copied it from them, it's not a word in portuguese
>has been spamming the board for like a week now
I wouldn't know, this general is the only thread I follow on /sp/ (except when the WC or whatever is on)

>>150405787
Maybe Kiwior wants to play and value that more than sitting on the bench at Arsenal. It could be the players wishes and not the club to leave.

Speaking of spanish terms, I thought I might talk about something that bothers me to no end, pic related.
I'll try to explain it through an analogy:
Imagine if a non-English-speaking person noticed people in the stands call players or refs "wanker" and they look up in the dictionary what it means and they read "a person that jerks off".
Now imagine that they assumed that meant "a man that jerks off other men", giving it a homophobic connotation that, in reality, doesn't exist.
That's basically what's happening.
Not to mention that slurs aren't to be taken literally in the first place, like, if you call somebody a "cunt" you don't mean they're a vagina, just that they're annoying/unlikeable.
Yes, "puto" can mean (very rarely) "male prostitute" but it doesn't necessarily mean they are prostituting themselves to other men in the first place.
The primary meaning is just "angry/annoying person".

>>150407666
Game's gone, Satan.

>>150406025
That's what I meant, if Hincapie is signed.

Ofc Rodrygo is a kia client

>>150407666
we have a similar word where I live:
jagoff
>someone being annoying in traffic
>someone cuts you in line
>player leaves and joins rival
goes on and on

>arsenal get 2 days extra rest than liverpool
I hope they're working on some set piece kino.

https://x.com/PolymarketFC/status/1960038651011764638
I hope all the animosity Newcastle has towards us shifts to LelVARpoop.

>>150408089
Newcastle-Liverpool has often thrown up some crazy matches.

expecting nothing from Newcastle with their attack but I hope they won’t just (again) roll over and let Liverpool do their thing.

>>150408126
It'll be a slot classic: give up the first goal and then go on to win 3-1

>>150403793
>>150403773
Berta buys - Spuds fan cries.

Someone should have taken frank aside held his hand looked him in the eye and told him that chickenball fc is a meme.


Poor guy thinks he's made it big and keeps going after our targets. Levy himself must find it hilarious

>>150408213
Wasn't that the Solskjaer classic? With Ole at the wheel they always conceded but came back due to having superior players.

Okay, lets get this shit out of the way already:
>Pierro Kaka
>Piero Handicapie
>Piero Hindrance
>Piero Caught Hand-in-da-pie

Should've been a red, LelVARpoop players are so dirty...

game looking spicy, can smell some reds incoming

>>150408503
I was think Hinpoopié myself but Handicapie is really funny

>>150409007
Hoping for some red (blood) as well.

>camera cuts to ramsdale
lmao

wtf, how come we didn't get these refcams?

>Ryan Gravenberch ends a run of 41 consecutive Premier League appearances without a goal, with this his first since April 2024 against Fulham.
Of course it is.

>scoring from a deflected 0.03xG chance
yep, Liverpool alright

>>150409364
>>150409373
their first shot of the game too, if I'm not mistaken
newmosque fucked up quite a few decent chances.

>>150409391
yeah Gordon should have scored earlier, Isak would have buried that chance but seems like unsettling the oppositions best player does have it merits, who would have thought.

Newcastle need to go back to the 2nd tier.

and there you have it, lucky break goal and a red for the opposition

>>150409419
isak wouldn't have buried anything he's a bambi legged shitter

>>150409546
Hope Newcastle go full retard now and give Lolerpool hell.

And of course it is the 4th game from now that we meet Newcastle. Gordon will be back and score the winner (same chances as he missed today).

new
>>150410445
>>150410445
>>150410445
>>150410445

Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win.