Thread 150377345

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shit pitch

Varcelona kitmogged here

Trashford my goat

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

GOAL GOAL GOAL FUCK YOU REFS

how many for 'ford today

Hola?

FLICK'D

>>150377436
0 goals
1 assist
1 to the goalpost

oh god we're back with the offside trap bullshit

>>150377451
mbappe...

>>150377436
>>150377442
>>150377449
>>150377441
>spics cuckwatching
kek every time

>>150377419
>sanchez thinks he'll score white people points if he hates on blacks
lmaooo

>>150377432
>>150377451
>HE STILL CANT RECOVER

>>150377466
der Chilaner

>>150377471
lautaro martinez was offside prior to that.

*

rashford tehcnique is so poor lmao.

Mai waifu Ayumu's Blaugranies!

fuck thought that was going in

>>150377466
I said he's my goat. As in I like him on the team. Fucktard chikaner.

why isn't robertiktok not playing?

>>150377557
sure thing
i know you spics and your modus operandi
anything to score white people points

>>150377513
yet still looks like a wordl class winger against la liga shitters, absolute insanity how bad the irrelevant 18 are

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GOAL LEVANTE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>150377589
APOLOGIZE

AHHHH NEGREIRA SAVE ME GIVE THEM A RED CARD

BASED

Barcabros...? Do we have another lever left

>>150377579
>no you can't like le black players I know you!

Psychogang gaped you btw my Lil ale.

>starting with a lead
levante are cooked

Levante is like the only mid~lower table team in laliga that manages to scrape wins or at least make it difficult for both Barcelona and Real Madrid.

>Ferran
>Balde
>Rashford
>Eric Garcia
So many frauds, and the only one with rumors of leaving is Casaso which is one of the decent players. This fucking club man.

>>150377673
>spic from /mlb/
KEK nigger

Cubarsi got cooked there

Huijsen is so clear of Cubarsi

>>150377768
Unironically why did they sign him, and they pay him 14mil too
Hes only good in counter attacks and Barca is a possession based team

>1 shot
>1 goal
If Ter Stegen was on the one wearing the gloves you fucks would had crucified the guy for not saving the goal lololololol.

>>150377786
Its over, let my man rest in peace (and still earn his wage from the stands)

>>150377779
because Barcelona are stupid and have not learned a thing from previous signings in the last 8 years

>>150377779
barca scores a lot on counters too

it's a barca gives us falso hope and score a winning brace in the last minutes episode uh?

>>150377779
to cope for Nico humiliating them and pretend they got a better option (varca fans are that gullible)

barca bros, our response?

this ref has poor spatial awareness, he hovers a little too close to the action and passing lanes at times

>>150377902
AI refereeing will solve this.

>>150377779
United still pays half his salary

Levante really got a guy named "O. REY"

>cooling break at 10pm
come on now

>>150377969
>Cooling break
>winter break
this la liga is a joke

>>150377947
Nope. United isnt paying a cent, he took a slight paycut but Barca is still fully paying 14mil salary and idk who greenlit that, has to be Deco.

>>150377984
>winter break
So spain fans just have nothing to watch during Christmas and New Years week?

>>150377992
Inigo was a huge loss, they need another high game IQ white defender. Araujo is too shit at CB and should be RB. imo they should've went for Laporte

>>150377996
i know this might sound crazy for protestants but people on christmas here are gathering with their families not watching football

this pitch is so bad. Jesus.

AHAHAHHAHAHA FLICK

The shark is shit again.

>>150377992
They have a good defense. Not many teams plays as symuicidal as Hansi Flick.

>>150378032
watching footy with the senpai in 2022 was really fun doe

>>150378071
>senpai
gay ass filter ong

>>150378032
I can understand that but for example Christmas and New Years this year will be on Thursday so it doesn't overlap with the typical Friday to Monday La Liga schedule, why pause the league?

>Barcelona aren't gonna win in their opening game

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

ahhh so close

>>150378102
what was filtered?

>>150378141

They won their opening game but they needed extreme refball and barely scored 3 goals when last year they'd have scored 7 in the same situation.

>>150378154
FAMily

Vete a la mierda Ferrán

>>150377345 (OP)
Fuck Levante. Fucking sellouts trying to give the League to Real Madrid. Do they realize that they will still end up in the mid table at best even if they beat Barça? The only thing they are achieving with this is gifting the league to Real Madrid. Fucking sellouts. How much money did Florentino pay you?

>>150378154
I think that's when you say the first three letters of family
test: senpai

>>150378126
26 is holiday too not only 25
New years because after new year we do the Reyes Magos holidays so 1 and 6 are holidays
4 days of holiday in total is better to just have a break, why do you care the 38 weeks are being played regardless or the break

La hansineta has ran out of gas.

senpai

rashford and raphinha starting together didnt work out

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

its a foul but
>yellow card

dont foul him yet nigga that was gonna be a cool youtube highlight

ERA MANO

ERA

ERA

ERA MONO

ERA PENAL

Negreirasisters? we ran out of money?

ERA BUT NO ERA

AY CARAMBA

>Balde
what a fraud. Cucurella and Grimaldo clear

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

bullshit pen tho

Another UEFAlona episode?? this week again?

var sinso

PFAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

My nigga bucket did nothing wrong

Congrats Real Madrid for winning La Liga Season 2025/2026

>play 11 man team away
>struggle
Always Barca

Yamal sisters on suicide watch

wtf kind of penalty is that?

SOVL
Thank you

Thats never a penalty lmao

Real Madrid paying the refs and Levante to fuck over Barcelona. What's new? Fuck this corrupted shit league. We're winning the CL this year anyway.

>>150378349
not a bs pen, its a pen in the rulebook

>>150378384
Ter Stegen or Woj could stop that ez

>>150377613
My bad I guess~

>>150378391

Barcelona is not getting a piss easy path like last year (that they still squandered)

They are cooked.

>arm against body = unnatural position
wot

>>150378389
It is when it benefits Real Madrid

I already said in the last thread that Mallorca played better than Varcelona and they only won because of refball, Negreirasissies jumped on me
Reality check, you're shit without Iñigo

>>150378396
Arm is close to the body and the player is turning away from the ball, that's never a pen

>>150378416
Stopping a shot towards the goal

>>150378418
There's a reason nobody takes La Liga seriously

>>150378420
>Mallorca played better than Varcelona
exaggerating desu

>>150378433
Doesn't matter. It's only a penalty if the arm is in an unnatural position.
Arm against the body isn't an unnatural position.

>>150378396
if you remove his arm, the ball still hit his body

>>150378391
OH NO NO NO, This was a 100% rulebook pen.

Last week Raphinha did not get a 100% Rulebook Red Card that he should have had.
I would still say VARcelona

>>150378440
you have to consider they were playing 9 vs 12

Balde needs to take lessons from Tchoameni on how to not commit handball

eyes off foreigners

HAHAHAHAHA

>>150378471

Madrid's opponents got given two penalties for this exact same thing last season. vs Lille and Osasuna.

Hate farcelona
Simple as

>Real Madrid out of nowhere
It's gonna be a fun season

Man remember when Kounde was supposed to be the best CB in the world? Good times

>>150378471
Same reff than in this match btw

Im convinced that La Liga is designed to make as much money as possible for bookies.

Its easily the dodgiest league in the big 5.

Promoted teams competing against the big teams
Something you would never see in the american-arab premier league where they just bend over

>>150378495
I hate Barcelona, but Kounde is class. As a right back though.

Maybe barca should have bought some defenders

>>150378453
they were already pretty average before the red cards

defenders know it's hands behind the back at that point

>>150378552
>>150378471
Unless you play for Real Madrid

Barcelona reffballed the game against Mallorca, this game they get a clear (albeit maybe slightly unlucky pen). Then they try to cry, kek.

The fucking audacity of Barcelona fans and their cheating team.

>>150378391
Just like last year.
And the year before that and before that etc.

>Rashford
>Torres
Both shit.

What Levante player will get the red card?

My bet is on Dela.

Negreira boys were already claiming that Rashford is better than Nico because of preseason friendlies lmao

>>150378552
Tarkovski?

>>150378454
what fucking dwarves does to a mf

>Rashford replaced at HT
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and they're paying the full £350k per week LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Levante bros how do we keep winning?

>>150377345 (OP)
Rashford transfer is crazy if you think about it
The guy was locker room cancer in Manchester
Barca is a team with lots of very young players that need good role models not this poison

>>150378707
Easy to win when Madrid is paying you under the table to leave everything in the pitch. Sellouts.

think le offside trap is not that good

>>150378675
>Yes, send him the midget whore
>Yes, it has to be specifically on WC season

Pedri is a world class midfielder.

yikes

Harry Potter and the most dangerous lead! Kekekek

gol

Fucking golazo

>>150378693
yeah, embarrassing stuff
that's his barca career DONE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

>>150378715
That's what worries me the most. Ideally Barcelona should be Yamal + 10 white europeans, but with Araujo, Rashford, Raphinha, Kounde. I blame them for turning him into a party freak instead of focusing on his career.

Remontada incoming

LEVANTEBROS??????????? WTF (What The Fr*ck) DO WE DO NOW??????

does rashford have some sponsors behind him or something ???? like nakamura used to in the past ? why did they sign him instead of letting him rot away in besiktas jk?

>>150378782
thats what Levante get for not burrying those big chances against the keeper

>>150378442
Thats not how it works if its a shot on goal, the arm is outside the body and it is not the case that it bounce on his body and then the lower arm.

barca bros

>>150378803
lads if shes on birth control does that mean she sleeps around

fuck this

CAN'T WE FUCKING BE HAPPY FOR ONCE???????

>>150378798
la liga never disappoints even if them innows are 6-0 ahead until the 78th minute they will eventually lose with 12-6

golazo

Read madrid sisters this cant be happening nononononi

it's over

Same as with last season, Flick does some shit during halftime

Well that was quick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qy0vs80T5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qy0vs80T5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qy0vs80T5M

>Sub off Rashford
>start performing again
What a terrible transfer fuck

LMAO @ the irrelevant 18 shitters, first half was staged to generated hype and >>150378503

>shitters think they can beat big, robust, meaty, strong protagchads like Barca
Stick to being NPCs.

EL TIBURON

>>150378824
grok

>Levante choking now
it's over

sir marcus trashford does it again

>take Rashford off
>score two goals in 5 mins
hmmmmmmmmmmm

holy fuck i forget how bad these teams are

>>150378857
linda

>Rashford off
>score 2x
Its that easy bros

where is the polish tiktok man??

>>150378884
I wonder what it smells like (her asshole)

>>150378812
Mercy on your enemies, in football and life, leads always to defeat

What's up with teams parking the bus against Real Madrid but playing suicide football against Barcelona? These niggas were 2 up and bottled it. KEK

>>150378909
The Grandpa got injured in training
He is practicing arabic as we speak

if barca doesnt win i post my dick i swear on jah

Nvm Levante bros we suck

oh no no non o nonon on on on o nonono....

>>150378944
>These niggas were 2 up and bottled it
But Levante tried to park the bus against Barcelona. Obviously, doing that against a team composed entirely by strikers is going to lead to this

Anyone got a stream link please thank you

>>150378961
Nothing that a quick donation to the local childcare hospitals wont fix

>>150378961
why would bbc live commentary expose him like this? he is a national hero

>>150378909

in the Castelldefels geriatric residence with Szczesny

>>150378988
footybite to

>>150378486
Well shit

Honestly Rashford wasn't really the issue, it was that you can have both him and Raphinha on the pitch and you can't bench Raphinha, so if Rashford isn't playing as 9 because there's Ferran and Lewie then this shit will happen whenever they play him with Raphinha as CAM

I don't even know Barca's best squad. I don't even know what a regular squad is for them now

>>150378961
he tired the defense

I still believe

>>150379056

4 17 year olds, 4 boomers on absurd contracts, 3 random journeymen

>>150378992
playing outside of the premier league is considered treason

>>150379056
raphinha - lewandowski - yamal
pedri - referee - casado
baldé - cubarsi -araujo - koundé

>>150379103
We literally show Bundes games here now. BBC does articles about Munich, especially when Kane scores. So, no. Though it should be.

>pañal
kwab

>>150379140
let me meme in peace.

Yikes

memin the mal

>>150379155
Sorry, my ENGLISH BLOOD rose up when I saw your flag and thus I was FORCED by RICHARD and HENRY to SMITE you.

that pitch is fucking waterlogged should be illegal
thought it was raining on my stream

>>150379182
Who is this "person"?

>>150379182
argenchina pussy is too powerful

Raphinha is going to score a late game banger calling it rn

I asked my barber for the Pau Cubarsi haircut and my tinder matches went up 130%. You should all strive to look like Pau Cubarsi. Absolute baller and very good at defending

If Barcelona win I'll let my GF have sex with a black man

>>150379228
crodie looks like quico

>>150379222
fuck you fuck raphinha and fuck your trips

>>150379229
You were going to do that regardless

so yamal figured it out, when he fails his dribble he just grabs the opponent

>>150379228
that's just called the zoomer haircut

gay

levante's defence is crazy

>>150379228

in Spain barbers have forgotten how to do any other cut

no era
lewa doing tik tok dances

clear foul from lewandowski

>>150379248
Mbappe...

lewandoski literally heemed the defender

>>150379292
he should post under a spanish flag

Lewandowski only given 12 minutes per game at 37... Ibra clears

what the fuck are they doing letting him play after getting ko like that it's dangerous

Carlos Martinez and Maldini dickriding Barcelona all game as usual

looks like they hit abueloskis huevos

holy save
also wtf is 24 doing

que paradon

Whenever I see multiple people greentexting a player I feel like he will score later

To be fair, Barcelona isn't doing half bad with 10 players

hold me bros

Is Yamal washed?

uh oh

goal incoming

Messi would have scored it

please don't lose it in extra time, we almost there

i hope levante gets into confrens or evropa

>>150379436
of course :)

>>150378762
>oh no

YESS

>>150379449
riggi...

ofc the most retarded goal at the end fuck this

GOOOOOOOOOLLLLLl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
>KWABVANTE

why are they always so lucky?

Until Barça scores.

lol

Farmers league

there goes Florentino money

>>150379482
Gol came in at 91' faggot

>>150379482
It's barely +1 when that was scored kek

La Comedia

>Own Goal
I have seen enough, Levante needs to go back to Segunda

KWAB

the 18 shitters

>be spain
>white country
>best footballer is african
>mfw

>>150379436
im like 7 minutes behind

>>150379476
not luck, we just got the clutch gene

>>150379520
only in la liga

>shitters think they can beat big, robust, meaty, strong protagchads like Barca
Stick to being NPCs.

>>150379493
>>150379496
He already picked a narrative, deal with it

kek vardriddogs really spent 90+ minutes hatewatching and praying that the inevitable doesn't happen

>>150379476
they got la mistica

These commentators just cannot stop sucking Laporta's dick for a second

>>150379537
>vardriddogs
just ABB here

>Colonized Paisos Catalans team opening their ass against Barcelona

Classic

How do spaniards tolerate watching a league that is so shamelessly rigged? Levante never had a chance.

Lucky fc, and ofc they face Rayo just after thay have to play a Conference League game, what a coincidence!

Wooow would you look at that, Barca/Real end up winning in the end of the day. Even Ligue 1 doesn't feel this rigged.

>>150379568
they got a penal tho

>>150379567
qrd on valencianos, what's their role in spain

>>150379582
They deserved at least 3.

>>150379253
Im a Spaniard living in Britain

>>150379590
Feeding British tourists

>>150379590
the worst of catalans and andalusians concentrated in a region

>>150379590

They are criminals of Sicilian descent that exists in two forms: cani poligonero or corrupt businessman with no middle ground.

They are GOATs at bikes.

>>150379600
15 ucl

>>150379612
tf valencia gotta do with valencia

Who would've thought Barcelona wins lmao. Nice parity you got there

>>150379624
Yeah, that's what they're always saying to cope. You forgot the >

>celebrating barely winning with an own goal against a 2nd division team
Rayo is raping then

>>150379627
*Andalucia

>>150379624
Cool story, Ahmed.

Vardridistas going to bed crying again, LMAO.

>>150379603
I see you're integrating well into anglo customs, good for you

that was fun
time to watch some real futbol

>VARdrid fans saw that Barca was losing 2-0
>they turned the game on hoping to see Barca lose
>they were rewarded with three Barca goals
>they wasted their time hatewatching
>their expectations were crushed

>>150379627
>>150379655
You have the worst attributes of both regions, but without any of the good

>>150379674
Gracias

Rashford just needs more time to adapt. About 20 more matches

>>150379697
Actually I bet Barcelona to win. So I'm happy that they won.

Lkkkkkkkkkk fans do vardrid estão com o dedo no cu e chorando com essa virada. Eu acho é pouco.

People say it is the same ref that didn't give a penalty to Barcelona over this.
I don't have the energy to check it out, but it is interesting

>>150379952
close range
hand in natural position, from ferran's pov tchouaméni's arm is close to his body.

never trust barcadogs

what a fantastic day. and penaldo lost another final.

>>150380138
"Natural position".

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6JoI8hzoI8E

>>150380399
you're either stupid or dishonest.

>>150380138
>from ferran's pov
the Spanish League handball rules depend on the player's POV? That's very complicated, no wonder they're always changing them. Also no wonder it took them so long to check on the VAR the handball since they had to use Ferran's POV

>>150380553

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

>>150380644
you people gotta learn what perspective is

and it was the same for cucurella's handball at the euro

>>150380723
Doesn't look that way for me but I figured you'd be dishonest from the start when you called them barcadogs

>>150380786
not only it's close range as I said but it's exactly how I said it was. fuck real madrid, vardrid, etc... are you happy? I know where there is refball and when there is not refball.

>>150380802
It doesn't matter if it's close or long range, the fact is that Tchouameni has the arm cleary extended away from his body. If that's not a handball, then Balde's shouldn't be a handball neither. And don't get me started on Fermin's handball.

By the way, noticed how literally no Levante player complained about the handball?

>>150380850
balde shouldnt be a handball.

Hernandez2 can suck my dick, fuck off, Balde's hand was close to his body
Fucking retard of a referee, he is not even fucking pretending.