Thread 150377870

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mariners!

JANKEES LOSE

>>150377870 (OP)
27 RINGS STFU

stankeedoo ‘em!
stankeedoo ‘em!

DAAAAAAAAA

Move over Stinkees I'm hungry.

JANKEES LOSE

The Seahawks are blacked out.

>27 rings
Red Cux will never know this feel

>>150378018
that's nuts nigga!

Let's Go Mets!

We don’t care. New York is a football city

>>150378079
he cute!

>>150378087
then why don’t you win shit in football either?

>>150378044
We're you even alive for any of those?

>>150378178
he meant football as in soccer (gay)

>>150378178
Okay fine it's more of a Basketball town!

reminder vtumor fans = ugly trannies

>>150378209
No, and the last time the Stanley Cup was in NYC was around 30 years ago

>>150378234
Those are Nerissa fans... that checks out.

>>150377901
Mariners will be winning the baseball game tonight

>>150378087
No it’s not

>>150378243
Soccer?

>>150378183
I was 4 last time they won lol

>>150378209
Oh. Where are your NBA trophies?

>>150378087
Football is smoothbrain sport. Only low iq individuals enjoy it

>>150378247
if anything the other fanbases are even more disgusting pedophiles/SEAmonkeys/spics

Bros, the Cardinals drafted me in the second round, and I'm in their farm system. I don't like the team, and they won't trade me. (I'm the #2 MLB prospect.) How cooked am I? The show ‘25 btw.

>>150378234
Me on the left putting in minimal effort trying to smash her on the right

>>150378250
Sources close to the matter and a person familiar with team thinking are confirming this.

This is the perfect place for Berríos to stop being shit

>>150378300
They’re gonna gape ya, sorry lad.

DMO DFA'D
ROBLES BACK
OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER

Where'd they find this Kirk guy? What sorta body type is that

>>150378285
Detroit has 3. One this millennium. Get back in your lane baseball boy you can talk about a lot of things but you can't talk to us about Basketball.

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150378328
I should've committed to UCLA

>>150378374
Bet against yourself, play poorly on purpose, and then blame it on your interpreter/boyfriend

>>150378350
Jays scouted him from Tijuana and signed him for 20k, skipped a lot of the minor leagues too.

>>150378374
Gapeway arse ‘em!

>>150378395
Heh, im actually a two-way player. 1B/Closer.

>>150378350
The north mexican apex specimen

Stankeedoo 'em went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a baseball in his ass
And called it Macaroni

who /moridlydepressed/ here

I just had a yogurt, AMA.

>>150378401
to be be fair that was the covid year

>>150378499
>Moridly
Kek...KEK

>>150378531
ahahaha

>>150378499
When I start to feel a little better I end up trying to do stuff to keep from thinking about it too much. Usually helps.

He’s batting .208 with 16 errors now btw

notice how the chat is quiet after the yankees game is over, y'all let us live rent free in y'all heads

>>150378544
There's no way.

>>150378554
When you’re the only game on you tend to get attention thems the rules. Also that namefag (You) never shuts the fuck up.

>>150378554
such is life with browns on the inferior browncoast

>>150378544
I fucking love baybaw

Last night I noticed how /mlb/ became totally retarded when the Dodgers and Padres were on, after hours of comfy based ball discussion. What’s up with that?

i want to sniff the llws sideline reporter's sweaty twaint and lick it a little

>>150378638
It's always like that.

>>150378554
Ringspie mindFUCKED this genny

Looks somewhat realistic.

>>150378638
>west coast posters
are you new?

>>150378649
no it wasn't, at least not 3 years ago

>Check CBS
>It's NWSL
>They're playing in Oracle Park

>>150378544
He has 17 errors, tied with Stinky De La Poos and only the other big black Cruz in Shitsburgh has a worse average. Kek!

>>150378664
time was ago

>>150378638
Are you outside Radio CIty Mest anon? The concert is starting soon.

>>150378305
Seattle "men"

>>150378654
t. Annoying yankees namefag

>>150378638
are you not aware of the brown hispanic/latinx cancer killing 4chan?

>>150378697
I don’t watch vtubers

Maybe it's time to move Barger down the lineup. He's been ass all month.

Based Springer

>GIDP
Barger needs to bat lower in the order, he's slumping

>>150378669
New South Wales League?

>>150378713
I am now

Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150378638
>Psychogang mindfucked the dodgers newfags
>games start and baseball is discussed
>pacos play and discourse breaks down as the other games end
>doyers lose and the newfags seethe about the poodres
I’m nooticing!!

>>150378713
>That flag
Pot calling kettle black?

my namies :)

>>150378697
kys

>Lauer starts Wednesday for Jays after Scherzer & Bassitt
>Bieber again Friday vs. MIL
6-man rotation it is

>>150378531
lol

>>150378793
That’s Alejandro on his vpn

>>150378648
Pic?

>stinkees
>lost 12-1 to their arch rivals
>about to get swept in their own house
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

We’re pretty unbothered. Why are you spamming? Seems obsessive…

>>150378940
>browncoast chicanos seething about the yankees and the east coast
every time kek

this is the 3rd time you've posted that

>>150378978
I live in Nebraska tho

>>150378972
california takes its orders from NYC and DC, this makes them seethe at an existential level

>>150378979
I would also fuck all three of those bpd hooers, chikaner is the least effective shitposter on this website.

>>150378995
>I live in Nebraska tho

>>150379012
But I do tho

That's the fifth double play grounded into this series for the Jays offence

>noooo i'm not a browncoaster chicano i'm actually flyover white trash
no you're not paco

It's time to move the Yankees to the AL central. It is the only division they can compete in.

>>150378350
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

>>150378306
Its not like we're paying this bozo $20M a year to not be a sub-replacement level pitcher

We are 1/5th of the way to nu tho.

>>150379073
nu in a few?

>>150379067
The guy from the twins?

Play boll!

>>150378856
Makes sense with the lack of off days in the schedule. Jays would be crazy to not have Lauer start. I know there's an innings limit but this is an arm we need for the playoffs, esp since Berrios & Bassitt don't look good enough to rely on

>You'll never see this at Petco Park
Feels bad man

>>150379020
Everybody trying to be a little more like our best hitter Vlad

Is this guy trash or does he actually throw junk?

>>150378963
>Britbong Jailbird
My brotha...

>>150379098
Bieber against Milwaukee is the ideal spot for him

I wish I was king, so I could have all the McNuggets I could eat

>>150379112
>trannies, browns and yellows
perfect opportunity for a mass shooting and it slipped by

>>150379149
nigga i'm saying vtumor fans are trannies

>>150379188
>Canadian tries to be edgy

>>150379204
Everyone here says that every day and we still don’t like you, tryhard faggot lmao

Which is worse, consistent errors or consistent low effort plays?

why would i want my enemies to like me you dumb chicano? go back to your lands

Whiteboys hate the chicaner!!
Aryanchads hate the chicaner!!!

>>150379240
Based

>>150379255
one of my long running gimmicks is shilling for haaland to make thirdies mad you dumb spic

As an aryanchad myself I hate that chicaner faggot, I heard he’s Indian lol

Nordic Briton got chikaner seething

That chikaner is a real faggot tryhard, he never even leaves his house kek.

Chikaner quiet, probably on an R&I meltdown rn o kekini

Berrios is dealing today, nice bounceback from the last few games

>>150379312
his velo is up too

Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids?

>>150379169
Too bad Lauer didnt line up for the Saturday game instead of Berrios, although he is looking better today than of recent

>one of my long running gimmicks is shilling for haaland to make thirdies mad you dumb spic
>my long running gimmicks

>>150379237
Low Effort. Errors can often come from trying too hard and overthinking. Low effort means you've given up.

browns dont know about /brit/

Chikaner everything about you is a gimmick no one actually seethes at your low quality /int/ and /pol/ bait kek

>>150379329
Cirrhosis patients

I came here to talk about baseball not read your faggy ass vlogs

recycle >>150373913
>>150373913

eurocucks stay in your divegrass threads, this is for baseball chads

Had anyone ever wondered why Alejandro kaner has never posted his hand or eye? Curious

At least bam bam can take these walks if he can't hit

>>150379369
He’s still convinced we’re all brown. He’s a literal down syndrome tier retard. Something to laugh at like a child putting on a “play.”

/pol/ tards talking about race can also leave, jannies do your fucking job

>27
I got 28 nuts.
We aren't the same Stinkedoos.

Nice one Kirky

KIRKY

>>150379421
Do the needful redeem saar

>>150379462
>>150379452
Oh captain my captain

How come the Marlins don’t have that gross eyesore sculpture in left center anymore?

>>150378250
MANY are saying this!

>>150379421
Weren’t you just begging someone to shoot up the LA /vt/fags ranjeesh?

>>150378250
Against the Big Bad Athletics? I don’t think so bub

>>150379497
it's still on the property, just not visible from the stadium seating

alejandro kirk is more of a man than i'll ever be

Straw making that international pool money trade look better every at bat

Can you imagine walking Myles Straw, like why even try pitching in the majors

>baseball fans care more about Little League baseball than Minor League ball
Sad! Shameful!

Hear me out, a stadium where the walls are made of glass, and it's also all an aquarium where fish are living in. So some guy in the outfield is going for the ball, and comes face to face with a shark, and blows the catch.

>>150379635
They’re just pedophiles, anon.

>>150379645
Maybe on Planet Retard

>>150379536
Where doe? Can we see it or is it locked up in the basement?

>>150379663
How the FUCK are we ever supposed to beat your team with that pitching staff??

>>150379672
It's just outside the stadium

>>150379663
elite

>>150379686
Can an MLB team just forfeit a game without playing to save their pitching for more competitive games?

>>150379703
Munenori Kawasaki #1!

yankee fags crashing out harder than doyer fags

in fact, it's almost like it's the same retard doing it both times

>>150379497
Based Derek Jeter put it outside the stadium cause he hated it.

The former owner publicly hated the decision. Why would an owner love such an ugly piece of art?
>Loria was born and raised in a Jewish family[3] in Manhattan,
'fraid so.

Berrios scoreless through 6 on 67 pitches, hopefully this means he's back to top form

>>150379735
we will find out later tonight when the doyers get bootyblasted

>>150379751
>leaf in brapzil
huh?

>>150379764
do not reply to chikaner

>>150379751
How lovely would it be to have him do this once every series in October

>>150379773
stop telling people what to do, buttfucker

Concert is about to start. Have fun /mlb/!

>>150379746
Bet he hated the aquarium wall behind home plate too. That flamer.

>>150379802
ironic of you to then tell him what to do

>>150379773
I don't think thats him

>>150379808
what concert is that, Fuwawa?

springer donger

>>150379764
Bo Bichette will lead us to the WBC title

SPRINGER DINGER!

>>150379808
no one fucking cares

>>150379822
That's not what ironic means

>>150379846
like rain

>>150379808
Marge? What are you talkn’bout?

>>150379833
You have Bo Bichette, we have Leo Jiménez. Life ain't fair

You motherfuckers aren't winning anything this season you pussies. Eat that fucking 1-12 you shitters. Shit on at your own home too. You're embarrassing yourselves by even speaking

Zach Wheeler missing rest of season

>>150379883
flyover, alsoran?

>>150379808
kys

>>150379893
too late

Bo cannot NOT hit

KIRK INFIELD SINGLE

>>150379808
OH NO NO NO NO

Kirk's 2 fast 4 u

>>150379830
Hololive Concert in New York City.

HOW DOES THIS TEAM LET KIRK HIT AN INFIELD SINGLE?

>>150379945
That's where the Marlins fans sit.

>>150379958
why isn't FuwaMoco there?

>>150379953
>>150379944
KIRK FAST AS FUCK BOI

We are 2/5ths of the way to nu...tho.

>>150377870 (OP)
kirku is too fast for the fish

What the frick is hololive? a videogame?

Volpe is the worst Yankee I have ever seen. I'm guessing he's just keeping his job because he grew up a Yankees fan.

>>150379977
because they're too based to participate in the shit like this and doyer games

>>150379994
the Volpedo?

>>150379808
Hololive is honorary /mlb/ so I guess I have to watch this shit...

>>150379990
The greatest thing to happen to baseball in a long time Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/live/lhS9x4rl82c
I don’t get it? Like anime?

>>150380010
/vt/ has a sticky up those are always funny as fuck.

>>150379990
>Gura hated being a part of the Dodgers so much she graduated

many such cases

>>150380017
young women get paid by weebs to make believe they are anime characters
it's twitch for hardcore weebs

>>150380017
Yes but streamers with kayfabe that play video games and sing.

>>150380035
>graduated
wasn't she "9266" years old? how fucking dumb do you have to be to still be in a school at the age of 9000?

>>150380040
half of them are men

>>150380048
Anon... go watch her are you Smarter then a 5th grader stream. She's kinda dumb.

>>150380040
>>150380041
what does this have to do with baseball other than the fact it’s at dodger stadium???

>>150380053
were men? are men? which one

>>150380017
Streamers used static images to stream for the longest time but only now that its anime characters "people" have a problem with it. Self-conscious camera shy streamers aren't allowed to stream according to these "people". Now it's in baseball so it has "people" seething even more.

Dang Berríos got chased, at least Varland is in

>>150380064
Everyone loves /mlb/

>>150380068
>were
anon...I

>>150380064
gawr gura sung take me out to the ballgame and people lost their shit

Nice throw Bo

he's definitely out btw

>>150380126
she's not going to fuck you

>>150380158
Do I have a story for you. The Tale of Nimi Nightmare.

>>150380186
Could somebody tell me what the hell is going on? Midge, help me out here.

Does anyone here collect baseball cards? I haven't bought any since I was a kid but just grabbed a box on a whim because I can't stop watching autismos open pokemon cards on youtube

Is Varland a Manfred mole planted in our bullpen or what

His offspeed sucks

What Japanese player should I look out for where half the league is going to have a bidding war just to talk to him in offseaon?

>>150380217
Murakami

>>150380217
Honda Automotive

Somehow got out of it still leading

messy as fuck inning

>>150380217
take a guess where he's going

>>150380207
Yes they have a market but can be tough to sell. 95% of the cards are dated or playing in China.

>>150380253
and shadeur wore Giants shoes but ended up on the browns, what's your point?

I saw someone defend his error. Boone also said he has "been playing really well out there." Has a player ever had more Defenders than Volpe?

THATS

>>150380210
>>150380216
But guys he has years of control, don't you realize how important that is and why we just had to trade for him.
Trust me we just had to get him for our bullpen. Why are you asking why we didn't get a pitcher with better metrics?

that's my left fielder!

>>150380262
I don't think Shadeur had a choice otherwise he wouldn't have been drafted in the 5th round

>>150380217
Takashi Fukokara

>>150380274
I'm sure he'll turn it around, he's not got command issues like Pearson did. He just needs to improve his breaking pitch stuff

Metsiners

>>150380196
I try to separate her work from Hololive because that is corpo.

Anyway.
>Nimi goes indie
>gets all her fans who followed her from Hololive
>Now in Hololive you don't talk about being in a relationship it ruins the fan experience and hurts your bottom line
>the issue is her fans sort of fell for the illusion like a man thinking the hooeker he pays loves him back
>Nimi redebuts and opens memberships and all of it
>releases a merch bundle
>as soon as the renew date for her subs pass and her merch is sold she announces
>I Nimi Nightmare have a fiance and am getting married
>devastating and cuckifying her entire fanbase

>>150379497
I like the Marlins statue.

blow gays kek

>>150380217
Shiri Wofakkushikuda

>>150380217
Hitomi Tanaka

>>150380217
I can’t wait for next years bidding war on hot young Japanese studs. Kawaii samurai with hard bats and dazzling pitches like:
>Tanaka Wakanawa
>Anagaki Hashimoto
>Shurohito Takugenshin
>Hideki Matsusan
>Rinkiku Okanagatta

>>150380386
you're old

Who be winnin da champing chip dis yea?

>>150380217
Fushigi Yamaha

>>150380402
Tigers

>>150380253
the same place as all the others?

>>150380217
Kim Lee Park

>>150380326
He was always supposed to have passable control, I wonder how he was never able to apply it in the majors

Good to see Sir Anthony back with his painted 99 mph fastballs

>>150380217
Wang Li Chen or Nguyễn Trần Cường

HOLOLIVE AT YANKEE STADIUM WHEN?

Here's the Mink man

>>150380440
even my white racist ass can tell the difference between a jap and korean name

>>150380402
Rude boys or Bombaclots

>>150380217
Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

>>150380375
nice

>>150380217
สมชาย สมศักดิ์ มะลิ in the first round

Springer back to doing what he does with the xbh

Di Yankees nuh goin' be no playoff team, yuh know!

>>150380217
don’t sleep on जाओ अपने आप को बकवास करो

>>150380217
akiri misaki

Nothing beats a PB&J
>What about the new J&PB?

Do you think Austin Butler has seen images of Recker in preparing for his new movie?

>>150380512
he's cheating again?

>>150380450
Some pitchers never make the leap like they were expected to. Pearson never looked truly comfortable on a major league mound

umpball engaged already for Hoff jesus christ

>>150380217
Mohammed Nguyen

For year 2125, na robot players don take over MLB patapata, afta di Robot Ump Revolution wey happen for 2089. Manfredbot – dem name am afta one AI wey dem create to behave like am – decide say di games too long. Di robots dey too accurate, so no room for any wahala or luck again. By 2126, di best robo-geezers don dey predict say every game go end draw, afta dem sign di new i-CBPA wey guarantee say every sponsor go chop their own.

Na im my own enter.

I be former Green Berry for Psi-cial Forces, dem recruit me because of my brain implant wey make my reflexes sharp like razor blade, and my ability to crack even di toughest codes. Di Cybercubs dey lose to di E-Cardinals for di bottom of di 27th inning, 26th minute – e be serious wahala!

My boss, wey be di seventieth pikin of Mookie Betts, and one serious troublemaker for di Corps during di OS wars, wan put me for game. Our best batter, BlassterMaxx 700, dey up to bat, and we get one ghost in di shell runner for first base.

Manfredbot new rule say only one human fit play for each team afta inning 20, so I ready to change di game forever.

Betts 70 call di roboump and signal di change. Blastermaxx call im shot, na one clever plan wey I cook up using one hyperpacket of Topps chips and prayer.

When di E-Cardinal pitcher set, I dash

>>150380541
He said he did, right?

Heart attack hoffman

>>150380559
Is that supposed to be Jamaican?

You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Yankees. But Judgy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a New York crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and a crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Judgy was concerned with Mookie being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member of the Yankees.

>>150380566
>He said he did, right?
I think he only said baseball players in general.

>>150379746
>colorful and happy art
>hated by browns
you just can't make this up

>>150380575
jamaican me horny

>>150380544
We got Myles trained to bang the trash can in the dugout

>>150380550
I was so hyped on him and subsequently so let down when he couldn't get his head straight. I hope yesavage can become a better pitcher (won't be that hard)

>>150380575
The AI said it’s supposed to be Nigerian, Lagos casual/slang

Might've drawn the bad Hoffman today, get Fluharty in there

what's the line on the padres today?

>>150380580
who else besides recker and raleigh are known for their asses?

Can’t throw a curveball with your head on straight.

KEK BLOW GAYS

I'm going to need an outline of the asses.

Hoff Jeffman

OH dear, dis isn't good eh?

>>150380402
Not my Yankehs dats for shure

Da Cubs

I asked Mookie “Hey Mook, rememba ya first blowjob?” He says “yeah of course I do” so then I says “how long did it take for the guy to cum? Heh-heh”

Didya hear that Clayton? I say to Mookie if he remembers his fist blowjob and he says yeah so I say how long did it take for the guy to cum heh heh good one right, Kersh? Heh ya you seddit

>>150380600
Megan Thee Stallion

Did the Blue jays blow it?

>>150380646
no but your mom blew my dick last night

>>150380639
Hey Ton, you think Mookie achually blows guys like a fag?

LGM!

Sanoja was a third of the way to second and Hoffman never bothered to throw a pick off

>>150380645
I think the funniest thing about her stage name is she couldn't remember if the had 1 or 2 e's

>>150380669
Don't have to when you can strike out the fish

>>150380645
More like Megan my dick hard

>>150380686
t. low t

>>150380669
Hoffmans overrated, he and Varland are gonna blow a playoff game if they dont get their shit together

>>150380691
>t. high king of 5th ave blowjobbin’

M's.
Simple. As.

You aint nevah had no kinda blowjob before until you had ya dick sucked by Yankee fan on the subway I mean cmon fuhgeddabout it

>>150380658
Are you on the middle of a seethe session my guy? a little seethy time, eh bud?

>>150380645
she likes anime

Here's the Mink man

Why do they call it the Bronx when there’s clearly only one bronk?

We need Kirk in The Body asap

tell me one team in the al that has a chance of beating my mariners is a 7 game series

cal raleigh: best season by a catcher ever. mvp favorite.
jose rodriguez: 5 tool superstar
eugeno suarez: on pace for 50 home runs. one of the best power hitters in the league.
randy arozarena: underrated, gritty player who comes up clutch and has playoff experience and an ALCS mvp
josh naylor is an also an elite bat
crawford is a gold glove shortstop who can hit too
that is SIX very dangerous bats in the lineup
woo and gilbert are both cy young level pitchers

and with munoz and bazardo we have the best bullpen in the league

/mlb/ will seethe but its true nobody can refute any of this

>>150380743
Astros in 5

>>150380743
Didn't read but Astros probably

>>150380743
Blue Jays, Tigers, Red Sox, Astros

>>150380743
Tigers blue jays red Sox

>>150380743
Tiglets
Janks
Asstrays

>>150380743
Royals

The Marlins catcher is really bad at blocking

>>150380743
I am jealous of their rotation, but yea Jays, Tigers, Astros, maybe Sox

>>150380743
The Oakland Athletics

Marinades fans be like “we finally found the right combo of chili and lime” and it’s basically the World Series for them lmao

>>150380777
Too much ass to move quickly enough to block

>>150380743
I don't think the mariners have ever won a seven game series now that I think about it

>>150380724
you just asked a question and I answered it lil gup

>>150380798
that's nuts!

Who is the Marlins' catcher?

>>150380790
>too much ass
ireland, pls

>>150380790
I've seen him frame passed balls before

Mets starting soon

>>150380821
Ass is too big

>>150380821
is that a boricua?

Okay settle it once and for all, is it
>mare-in-ers
>muh-reen-ers
>muh-rhine-ers
>mare-nurs
>mar-ray-ners
>muh-ray-ners
>fuh-aggots

>>150380821
*smacks butt, leaves store

>>150380839
memeiners

uh oh blow gays

Jays are going to blow though our hole pen to try and get out of this game

>>150380806
>Who is the Marlins' catcher?
mike piazza

welcome 2 slug city wassshyaasssstionals

Jesus fucking Christ Dean Kremer what are you doing

LGM

>another low middle pitch goes for XBH
That's Varland, Berríos, and Fluharty who've made the same error. At some poitn you gotta question the game calling. Once they lose their rhythm, they just spiral

>>150380839
shitattle memeassturds

PRRRRRRT

>scuffed Jack Flaherty
Blow gays kek

>>150380884
why is your navigation in spanish?

>>150380884
primus sucks

All our relievers are so dogshit suddenly. Watching them get smashed around by a team of rookies is just sad.

>>150380899
but unironically

>>150380217
Ryback

sure is a lot of shitposting about my team when they lose but they all go quiet when my team wins, feels good being relevant

>>150380902
They int. walked the Yankee catching prospect.

>>150380916
I think that was just so they could get Fluharty out lol

>>150380899
dont know much about them just that when i was a kid my mom used to sing me the song about winona and her beaver looking back its kinda weird cuz thats her name

>>150380911
They're scared Biagini can hear them talk shit with those massive radars

Why are the Jays so fat?

S O S A
O
S
A

bitches love sosa

>>150380902
I think this goes beyond the pitchers, they keep waiving around the zone and getting hit when they do throw it in. Lots of wasted pitches and a pretty predictable pattern as a result.

>>150380951
i love that lil nigga like u wouldnt believe

blue gays gonna get walked off

ban the DH and the ghost runner, both dogshit rule changes that negatively affect the game of baseball

>>150380992
based solely on my limited time watching it, I agree

Just turned the game on. You love to see it.

>>150380992
the DH was always going to happen in the NL, but the manfred runner is nonsense

KEK BLOW GAYS

should have stayed inside on Sanoja, this bullpen just isn't adjusting

>>150381006
The players don't want 16 inning games, blame them.

I wonder what baseball players even do for fun. They spend half the year away from home going from city to city. Must suck after a while.

>>150381017
then the players are lazy, you earn the win don't get it handed to you

>>150381015
agreed, they're getting read like a book

Lol

marlins announcer shitting on bunting is cringe

>>150380992
>he calls the free baserunner in extras "ghost" runner because some retard wrote that in an article
ghost runners are, as the name suggests, not there and automatically advance on basehits or walks. it's a term poor people used when they didn't have enough friends to field a full team

Based Nance
Based Ernie

Swagvannah Bananas.

One run at a time for each team until the game is 15-14

umpchads wya

>>150381003
>runners on 2nd and third with 0 outs
>already 1 run scored
love to see what?

>>150380798
lol memeiners

>>150381025
Considering they play 85% of days and could potentially have 12 or less hours between games if they went that long I would have to side with them.

Ben Gibbard wrote a song for Ichiro’s HOF induction. It’s uh… well you decide.

https://youtu.be/8g945xjIEog?si=nZDXd04GJVXW2AWQ

>>150381022
>I wonder what baseball players even do for fun
>Must suck after a while.

Brewers

>>150381022
Some days they go golfing or fishing. Not much they can do while the season is ongoing

BUNTE

>it was 4-0
Kek blow jasy. Marlins rape you.

>>150381065
I disagree.

>>150380841
>didn't say sorry
You're not a real Canadian!!!!

Barger needs a day off or two, his bat is gone

Can Bo please hit a HR here and just end it

What would be a 4 or 5 team division where Mets would win every year, but would be still geographically feasible?
Hard mode: only one AL team allowed maximun

>instead of 20 innings of nobody scoring we get 20 innings of one team scoring and the other one tying it

great improvement manfred very cool, let's change what's worked for 100 years because players get tired now thanks

BO BO BO

I was busy today, so I missed a golden opportunity to say
>it was 5-1

>>150381101
>>150381105
Marlins rape your bitch azz

>>150381056
A high scoring baseball game that we are currently winning

Kino...

surely if they realign and add new teams they have to get rid of AL/NL right?
if the point is to have local teams play more often then I can't see how the two leagues still existing works
they're basically the same in everything but name these days anyway right?

>>150381055
>tags: ugly bastard

>>150381123
yes the entire scheme is very jewish

>>150381123
They wont realign like that, manfred is not retarded enough to put 2 ny, 1 philadelphia and 1 boston team in the same division
Maybe they will realign the divisions because of expansion but they wont get rid of al/nl

>>150381140
god bless america

what vidya should I play when this is over
>Hollow Knight
>Clair Obscur Expedition 33
>Fire Emblem Three Houses

OH NO NO NO NO

Based Bo

Don't sleep on Bo!

>>150381140
Seriously, why? Does anyone think this is a good idea? Greasy beer?

Time to pay Bo his gorillion dollars contract

Bo knows homo

>>150381155
Expedition 33, that's easy.

I can't play 3H anymore, the visuals are so dogshit.

>>150381171
i hope so!

>>150381160
>>150381164
>>150381165
>>150381165
Bo made a good defensive play? Colour me surprised

>>150381169
don't knock it until you've tried it and puked from it

>>150381182
His second one today!

>>150381140
>>150381169
i think he's a pretty cool guy that doesn't afraid of anything

GG Fish, that game was a grind. Bo carried

>doyers have hololive
>meminers have one piece
>neither could handle hello kitty

gg fish
What the fuck was this game, Jesus Christ

BLUE

JAYS

WIN

my yaysies! :D

>>150381187
>>150381190
Yea no thanks, I'd rather not puke at my baseball game

'stros

Jay win!

>>150381155
Expedition 33 was real kino but Hollow Knight is an all time favorite. Silksong soon.

>>150381204
>>150381200
>>150381217
A win is a win boys, GG fish and see ya tomorrow

just fucking take Nola out ffs let him end the game on a high note, now you're just over extending him
no one is even warming up ffs

Bullshit call. Ump pulling for the Royals

Wew

well poodrepacos, we may have rings but we'll never have petco

wait, this is the dude all the astros and mainstream media sites were saying is going to bolster their starting rotation? YIKES

>>150381241
that's a shame, is it because downtown LA is too dangerous to have a baseball park?

>>150381234
He wanted to be noticed. He's insecure in life

>>150381116
KEK

>>150381241
daz rite

>>150381244
Astros are cooked. They're old and the wagon is broken. They'll make the playoffs but like the Yankees after 2009 they're just a corpse waiting to get beaten by a younger team.

>>150381250
downtown LA is too built up to have a baseball park

it's also a shithole now

>>150381241
KEK

Legacy Bo game

Double steal em!

>>150381259
>the oldest team by average age in baseball is currently the LA dodgers
oof

>>150381261
>now
KEKINI

>>150381231
Gonna need a long start from Gaus tomorrow. Bullpen is cooked

>>150381253
That has to be it. One of the worst calls I've seen this season, given the situation

>>150381261
How America has let its iconic cities fall to the wayside is depressing. Starting to see it with Toronto and Vancouver as well here

>>150381285
I can already picture Eric Lauer pitching 4 relief innings

>>150381241
PRRRRRT Chadres own your ass!

>>150381253
He blew a kino at bat. I usually appreciate some good ol fashion Umpie Shenanigans but come on.

>>150381236
Sounds like this is a game changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last minute, I adjusted.

Markkk ya fuck

gay braves lol

JEFF

JEFF :)

If no one got me McNeil got me!!

>>150381318
>>150381317
Jeff in spanish means boss

Go berds!

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150381293
He's pitching Wednesday so he won't be available from the pen now.

>>150381119
uh oh stinky

TRIPLE PLAY!!!!!! SORRY UMPIE YOU'LL GET US NEXT TIME!!!

Walks coming around to score is bad, who would’ve thought

>>150381336
Jeff ‘em

go bird teams

>>150381349
Correction it was a double play but it went 3rd, 2nd, 1st and that is cool.

>>150381349
Webm nao

>>150381346
Tbdesu not terribly worried about a guy in his 3rd start after TJ having trouble. I’m just happy to see the offense do something regardless of how shit our pitching is.

even when my mets can't buy a win I still watch them. why is this?

>>150381357
Stupid fuck

>>150381390
love :)

Baseball Jose Mourinho

>>150381390
it's just what you do.

>>150381390
Cause you’re based

>jesus sanchez was 0-30
>he's now 6-6
cheating, simple as

>>150381294
not really, but the staff here is friendlier than i recall from the last time I was here. sweet concessions lady hooked me up with a double marg for the price of a single. tipped her well, hope she does that all night.

>>150381422
correction, he's now 7-7 in this series

nu?

>>150381421
why is Keith in a neckbrace??

>>150381423
stay there i am coming to gape your ass

CLAY COVER FIRST REEEEEEEEE

what are my thoughts on De La Cruz?

>>150380718
many are saying this

Tuve with the vet move

recycle>>150373913
>>150373913

>>150381445
it was a tough play to make just be grateful pete gave it a shot

Nu >>150381460

>>150381447
He has every tool of a “five tool player” but not the glue to hold it all together

UNC STILL GOT IT

>>150381155
Expedition 33 is pure ding-dong diddly kino but the Hollow Knight sequel comes out in 2 weeks so play that first

>>150381423
she's not gonna suck your dick

>>150381581
but will she let me suck hers?