Thread 150378749

dogshit thread

Finland

i shaved today and instantly felt my fighting power leave my body

>>150378766
yeah it was great before you posted in it.

how many bongs till the ufc lol

filthy subhumans off screen now!

>>150378749 (OP)
Soulless vs SOVL

so the big box of fried rice got HEEMed I hear

>>150378808
come back in 2 months

>>150378749 (OP)
inbredmaxxing

Out of all the things to happen... Zhang's last 9 fights were KO/TKO's
He goes up against the chinniest light heavyweight
AND GETS TKO'D HIMSELF
lol who the fuck saw this coming

my boy ö

>>150378886
Walker beat future hall of famer and UFC legend Lionheart

Johnny Walker has a small penis

>>150378980
OOOOOOOOOOOH!

>>150378980
Proof?

If my day keeps going this way I might break something tonight

Francis Ngannou has a small penis

>>150378980
Smaller than McGooby's, most likely

Gane

>>150379050
Name one UFC fighter whose bigger than the Goobs

>>150378886
>who the fuck saw this coming
An unemployed bong

>>150379075
You'll have to be more specific than that

TOM ASPINALL ultra SWAG shoes POOPED IN?! :fire: :cockfire: :assblast:

Conor McGregor has a small penis

>>150378886
tried to warn you guys

>>150379160
kavanaugh wasnt even in his corner

>>150379160
he trains at extreme couture now you mong

>>150378980
How do you know?

when is the ufc card tonight?

>>150379201
>he missed the johnny walker dick pics leak

>>150379057
Will lose. We know.

>>15037874
>cut my goat into pieces
>this is my goulash borscht

>>150379160
Johnny doesn't train with Kavanagh anymore you ritard

did johnny get heemed again?

>>150379260
johnny beat george

>>150379260
opposite brazza , you know dis . i think pavlo won too. was half asleep

>>150379260
oh yeah he got heemed alright

>>150379249
yeah he inadvertently retained just enough buck to zeem by exiting the domestication process before completion. however he got the benefit of not putting himself in positions to be heemed

>>150379233
100% couldn't disagree more

>>150379309
Delusional doesn't look good on you

>>150379160
He's Nicksick's tard now

Tawlf two weeks ahead of us

hey retards. the lore is that he's domesticated now. why would he have remain in his corner/his coach?

>>150379379
Tony and Till are fighting next weekend you goof

okay guys woke up from my final nap
i promise

>>150379314
>heemed by the man in the wall
yikes, at least tony heemed the man in the wall

>>150379416
tony keeps on winning

johnny walker 6'5" monster with below average penis. epic fail.

I'm so despicably handsome

>fighter points to the canvas
>immediately steps backwards

>>150379391
what?

ting ting kavanou, another hapa exposed

>>150379502
you neva put your hands down in front of lil louie nigga

>>150379502
did he get buzzed by the left that skimmed his temple or some shit
why the fuck did he drop his hands

>>150379502
Johnson beats good fighters and loses to shit fighters so maybe Loner ain't so bad

>>150379502
What part of "Defend yourself at all times" did this retard Kavanagh not understand? kek

>>150379560
>why the fuck did he drop his hands
subconsciously every hapa and asian wants to be dominated by superior races of men. They try to cope and deny it, but no amount of r/asianmasculinity deprogramming can overcome this simple fact

>>150379502
Lazy exit, deserved desu

Fak u Dana

>>150379623
Keep your weird fetishes to yourself

>>150379623
Sadly true, a lot of hapas like to get blacked

how long until heems?

>>150379362
It's a close fight if I'm being very very honest

>>150379685
holy fuck yer stoopid

JOHNY WALKER STUFF ZHANG LIKE PEKING DUCK IN HIM ASSHOLE POW POW POW BING BONG CHING CHONG O SOLLY ME GAPED NOW

I always thought the "ting ting steele" poster was just a regular racist but those posts have confirmed to me he's a fag with a fetish for asian men. Many such cases in this general sadly.

>>150379502
Da lou niggas are built different

63 days until Gane fights.

>>150379560
he thought he hit him with a good shot and was expecting him to go down it looks like. didn't turn out.

ting ting steele vs ting ting kavanaugh is the fight to make

>>150379502
You guys keep talking about the same two mma hapas, but what about Johny Eblen?

Korean mom, White dad, he beat Leon Edward's brother twice

>>150379749
There is literally nothing in this thread that would reasonably lead you to this conclusion
You are a schizo

>>150379766
Jon Jones is dressing up for his CHUD daddy

no heems today? even from the shit leagues? oktagon? rough riders? clown circus? anything?

My kid just asked me who Conor McGregor was smdh

>>150379800
gay nigga lmao

>>150379800
You like them soft and young

>>150379817
>>150379817
>Conor McGregor
Who?

>>150379766
Was John Jones raised by white people?

His vocabulary and way of speaking isn't very ghetto compared to his co-contractors

>>150379817
Who the fuck is that?

Imagine Colby doing the dishes crying as Jon fucks hoes kek

>>150379502
This hapa doo finna shoot up a school after this

>>150379874
"Hoes" isn't in Jonathan Jones' vocabulary, nigger.

>>150379460
Now turn your monitor on ;)

>>150379874
Jon prefers hoes of the male variety

>>150379560
Turned the punch into an elbow as the fist missed.
Either giga reaction time 200 fight IQ move, or pure lucky bodily instinct reaction that can't be relied upon.

jon craves brazza cream

>>150379877
Society will pay for this. ting ting rodger style

Aaron "Bodily Instinct Reaction" Pico

>fuck a trad qt Korean girl
>create a 6"1 beast

>>150379917
It literally did not land lmfao >>150370298
You're so desperate to sound smart

>>150379858
His dad is a priest, his mom was a teacher and he moved to an apparently predominantly white city at a young age.

>>150379971
Didn’t he spend like 100k on an onlyfans model just to make believe a relationship?

>>150380016
nah he's a gigacoomer, follows shitloads of OF models and "travel companions" (escorts) on his socials, he's into findom

>>150380036
Damn

>>150380036
Findom? Finland has some explaining to do.

>>150380016
Standart ting ting hapa fashion, all the money in the world can't cure being a hapa incel unless he forks up 100k

>>150380016
>>150380036
You talmbout coby ?

>>150378886
Shouldn't have let him up at the beginning. It seems that Asian niggas still need to work on their ground game more.
That being said Johnny is such a funny dude and they seemed to be friends so it was about as fun as getting TKO'd can be I guess

>>150380083
Johnny Eblen

UFC Chinese project has failed.

>>150380073
i know its confirmation bias, but every hapa i have met had some sort of mental issue.

Aaron "Asian Nigga" Pico

>>150378886
The Bulgarian anon warned everyone.

more like Chigga

>>15038001
>paying 100k for a whore

>>150380073
I live in the most touristic zone of the city and like 1 every three tourist couples I see in the streets is a white and an asian. No joke.

>>150380150
two tacos of cabeza, two al pastor, and a coke thank you

>>150380150
That’s just Asian looking mexicanas, manito

>>150380175
We don’t serve that crap here. Only the finest Dagestani delicacies.

lets vote mike bohn as mma journalist of the year

*farts* OOOOOOOH

khabitch refused to drink

>>150380183
okay, i want two gorditas of chorizo, bean, and cheese and one of those quesadillas with that fungus and fried pork belly chichawhatever

You got fraud confirmed.

>>150380178
Not really. You can tell by the skin color.

>>150380199
Talmbout huitlacoche?

>>150380203
Yes really. I can tell by the skin colour.

>>150380225
yeah that stuff is unironically good

>>150380001
It’s funny how the greatest fighters all come from average, uneventful backgrounds.
>GSP: québécois countryside (though he was wedgied on the bus every now and then)
>Jon jones: educated Christian family in nice white town
>DJ: nice PNW suburb

>>150380225
nigga aztecs died like 1000 years ago

if a fighter were a food dish, what would they be?

>>150380234
It’s hard to come by a place where they make it right, but when they nail it, it’s great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s-s_qncMIs
Here's the video of Eblen and the OF whore, it was 85k in one trip
He later coped and tried to say it was for promotion or some shit lmao

>>150380244
What does that have to do with corn smut?

banned from pdub
syuri went 1-3 in the ufc
is there a reason why asians underperform in the big league

>>150380150
I reckon white guys who can't get white pussy resort to dating chinks

>>150380254
people must have been really desperate to eat the fungal corn

>>150380258
you can eat real food now it's 2025

>>150380255
85 sardines to hold hands with some retched quean... Gaethje would never.

>>150380225
Weird fish

GAETEE. WANT. YOGART!!!

it's crazy that brian ortega was in top 5 for 8 years
in the promos he was saying aljo has no chance of winning lmao and got 45-50'd looking like a contender series fight

How come Garth doesn't look swole yet he breaks his opponents while costa looks like a bodybuilder yet he is a boring pillowfisted bum

>>150380336
power comes from the calves

>>150380352
Bone density.

>>150380383
im blind this post was directed towards >>150380352

>>150380352
costa used to break his opponents with pressure and volume

give me helmet gangster gaychee pls dana ufc cameroon

Walker vs Reyes is the fight to make.

>>150380441
fer sure b

>>150380242
Most fighters "traumatic" backgrounds seem to be portrayed in an overly dramatic way. Guess it's an easy and quick way to get people invested in fighters.

>>150380073
He killed them after shooting them? Levels

>>150380487
beast of a decisionator

>>150380487
he's referring to this

Has anyone else noticed Americans are getting more and more illiterate these days?

>>150380538
Adriano Balboa was a BEAST back in Jungle Fight

>>150380537
Shoulda been 40 lets be honest

Just caught up on the card

how mad is Dana at Walker

>>150380551
went on a 5 fight streak after costa

Is Volkov/Pavlovich one of the biggest aura losing losses in mma history

>>150380564
yeah in the fucking Z leagues b

Girl nipples

>get top 5 rank fighting people on their way out
>call out champ and fight for belt twice
>lose
>stay in top 10 for another 5+ years turning down any non top 7 fight
>miss weight or get injured/ pull out on any rising contender
annnnnd that's how you squat in UFC
show up once every 2 years to get heemed in 5-10mins for a 100k-200k purse since you're top 5
possibly get a lucky fluke win and keep doing it for another half decade

>>150380613
i know, just saying costa beat decent guys in the regional scene. It's the reason the UFC signed him. at a lower skill level he can finish his fights but when the comp gets harder he tends to hit a wall

Boy nipples

The Resurgence of The Daukaus Brothers

>>150380699
not convinced until i see mini dookus beat someone decent
big dookus lost when he went back to the regionals too

Make the game thread

>>150380739
b...

Why did Ortega fall off so bad was he raped?

Smoking weed and chilling oh the great joys of the bachelor lifestyle

>>150380792
>92
Brian Ortega was fainted and raped in the sultry steam room of 2025

>>150380792
how does one "fall off" if they were never good in the first place

>>150380843
I feel that question is better suited for you than me.

I still don’t know why these threads are called Heem and nobody bothers explaining it to me
Am I that worthless to you all

>>150380940
we dont talk about that crap here

Bisping was saying daukaus is pillowfister 5 seconds before michelle got heemed

>4chan refusing to comply with UK online safety act
>refusing to pay fines
you're never getting rid of us hahahahaaha bongs RUN /heem/

What's the russian for "beast of a peach"?

>>150381016
It always ends up happening. A commentator says one thing then the opposite thing happens. Everytime.

>>150378886
chinese heeming power only translates to poor little white boys

>saturday night
>no heem
>don't have an excuse for my mum as to why I'm not going out to try get a gf

dana must pay for this

>>150380940
It cannot be explained only experienced

>>150380940
Heem everyone even nigger nigger niggers

>>150380537
kek

heem of a meng

>>150381054
plenty of birds getting shit faced at the bar m8
just go get ya a slag m8
wear a rubber tho

>>150381153
he is an incel

Ok nobody post anytihng for like 5 minutes I cant Schaub when you do thanks in advacne and god belss

>>150381270
ige tanked that shit

>>150381270
holy pillowknees

>>150381016
Michelle started to lose a lot when she started idolizing Israel, makes you think

>>150381153
Not working if you ugly

>>150381438
cant relate

>>150381451
Because you're not russian orc like me

>>150378886
you shouldve learned from the ibo islan incident to never pick untested cancrushers who only win by round 1 heems over established proven vets

>>150381509
as long as you dont look like sherk youre good b

regionals:
https://www.youtube.com/live/gKfXEctx1co?si=hz-ravwAxV9j1tGN

>>150381509
this guy has likely died by Ukrainian offensives

F

>>150380542
Directly correlated to the mestizic population’s relative swelling

Viva la raza cósmica!

They should regionals for Ultimate Submission
just a bunch of local out of shape crack whores going at it

Dana pulls this shit at the end of summer wtf man

>>150380352
power cannot be fully explained by musculature. it's a weird thing. part of it is definitely about how you're built structurally - bones, tendons, ligaments, and proportions between all these things, the attachment points and insertions.

look at dan henderson, one of the heaviest handed fighters ever. not particularly muscular, or fast twitch. people did say he felt very dense, but that's not the full story imo.

anyone else notice how dominant minorities seem to be in the chinese scene? of seven chinese nationals on the last card, 4 were ethnic minorities. and china is like 94% han.

>>150381877
No man I'm not a frangerian freak

>>150381877
It's just two guys fighting dude it's not that serious

>>150381910
well you didnt notice but by reading my post now you are aware
~you are now frangerian~

>>150381947
race war has always been a cornerstone of combat sports
dont be a head-sand ostrich lib faggot and pretend it isn't

>local MMA promotion says it will stream live
>the stream is filmed by a handheld iphone on facebook
>it's outdoors so you constantly hear cicadas

>>150382010
fake ones wouldn't understand

>>150381877
no i didnt notice because the card was at 6am

>>150382010
holy SOVL

Forgot to say in this>>150382010
>also filmed vertical

Also the first white vs black matchup is NOT going the white boy's way

>>150382010
Link it

>>150382168
facebook dott com/KansasCombatCoalition/

crazy how it's impossible to make living wage as a debut ufc fighter unless you get bonuses. that's some thug badass shit dana

Hey pussy are you still there?

>>150382457
It's impossible to earn a living wage anywhere working less than 1 hour per year.

>>150382557
yeah i guess that's true if you live in retard town

Let's keep it clean fellas

>>150382572
that's all it took to booty blast you? a single reasonable response? mayhaps you need to take a break

This chubby mexican is about to heem this chubby boy of possibly mediterranean or jewish ancestry

>>150382545
Henlo

>>150382572
Id clap your cheeks with, uh, retard speed and fury. Respectfully.

You low IQ inbred fans think wrestling is the best base for MMA but in truth all wrestlers do is hold people down and run out the clock.

This isn't real fighting, they are just restraining people and gaming the timelimit system.

There is no timelimit in a real fight. You can take your time working your way back to your feet.

>>150382600
yeah that might be perceivable as me being mad if you work at retard incorporated

>>150382657
always embarrassing when one of you guys bleat after your post turns a dud

How do I prove Chechens and Dagis aren't white even though they're from the Caucus mountains? Can't just say look at them because normal people won't take well to that

>>150382698
just say they are and when people disagree say something about them being retarded works like a charm

>>150382698
if chechens and dags werent muslim and were christian or something they would be considered white

>>150382698
>because normal people won't take well to that
Why are you such a pussy though, thought aussies were lads, guess that was bullshit, you are faggots.

Actually I worked at Faghot inc....youre such an punk

>>150382813
there are christian caucasians, they are called armenians and georgians; they are not white.

Suga sean is the only drawl left

>>150382891
post hand

>>150382950
Hes from Pitt Meadows you fucking idiot it doesnt get whoiter

>>150382987
post hand
NOW

Just watched a white boy heem a black guy in a muay thai fight in a harley davidson parking lot

>>150382926
fucking grim

>>150382950
why

>>150383067
he's scurred LOL

if poop is a schaub and your penis is a meng, then what is your prostate?

>>150383026
What's the point of this webm? There's no audio.

>>150382987
im from southern ontario it definitely gets whiter

>>150383101
just his body language and demeanor. the caption wouldnt be there if it was up to me but it was in the espn youtube short

Canadians defecate in public

>23/08/2025
>I am forgotten
What went wrong?

.

I can confirm Canada has fallen, I work near a very popular lake and you dont see any white people, and if you think it might be a white person you get close and realize they are like bulgarian or something

>>150383141
>What went wrong?
Crotchsniffing faggot that fights to not lose instead of fighting to win.

>>150383141
Not one person left in the stands when he was getting interviewed lmao never seen something like it

>>150383162
my sister lives in a mountain town in bc with less than 10 thousand people and they are being inundated with indians

Uh oh BDS cucks are starting their daily meltdown again

>>150383181
yeah I'm in bc

>>150383228
im in ontario and every other denizen is of poopy complexion

>>150383026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lagRQ0FzYU

>>150383141
zero aura plus massive story loss

And I'm back on my grind
A psychic read my lifeline
told me in my lifetime
My name would help
light up the Chicago skyline

the secret to fighting these wrestlers is to make them expend more energy than you

Dinkleberg...

>>150383446
Why didnt conor just stall here

>>150383446
conor should have tried a one arm guillotine that would have worked way better

alright im done coping and ready to watch ufc again after dricus got raped by the gourmet chenchen

ddp's left asscheek must be hurting from all those knees

Hoenstly? Khangat should fight once every year and an half or two years. He ahas earned hos ledegnary status....hes like an ferrari

apparently espn is buying fightpass

>>150383220
faglal should move up to fight dricus
former champ vs former champ
or maybe get his ugly ass beat down by colby

UFC 319 traumatized a lot of people

>>150383580
you know they'll find a way to gay it up

FACT: Khamzat Chimaev was not credited with any submission attempts in his fight with Dricus Du Plessis.

>>150383585
Belal/Colby is actually a great matchup for both. Belal gets to face someone his age that's in a slump (also his safest matchup) and Colby gets a chance to return to the top 5 against someone other than an explosive black guy.

Bo Nickal vs anyone top 5

>>150383619
it was horrendous, it was essentially colby vs robbie lawler without the punching

THE Jamahwal Pogues is fighting

>>150383658
plus the buildup would be funny with miga colby \
smellal will probably be a faggot and deny him the fight because muh optics exposure
ufc ded

Kwabib is meh favirute fugter

>>150383658
I think him vs usman makes more sence

khamzat could've finished the fight at any time but he was too afraid to go for the finish in case it didn't materialise and he gassed himself out
brazzacels will cope but they know this is the truth

>>150383619
500+ landed strikes vs 45

>>150383813
1 submission attempt vs 0

For how canst thou behold a of your brother's eye when thou hast a beam within thine own eye?

imagine when DDP actually starts training just how good he will be

>>150383813
*500+ insignificant strikes
FTFY

is his last name really moneyburg?

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

big poop fart

I ain't got no beam in my eyes playa!

>>150383446
conor could have just stood up at 0:05 instead of grabbing khabib's dick

Jorge Masvidal has been arrested after a fight at Big Mo's restaurant

With each Chama post that I make I can feel Poatan growing even stronger.

>>150380792
He got lost in the sauce. No homo, he's Mr. Steal your girl. He can get any girl he wants. Add that to UFC notoriety and its pretty much game over. No reason to work hard when he's probably earned more than a million. It is difficult to keep grinding in the gym when you've secured yourself financially and you're drowning in top tier pussy.

Brian Ortega has passed away I regret to inform

>>150383598
The piggies are still squealing i fear....

>>150384083
>>150384132
Didn't this guy just get held up against the fence for 5 rounds by Analkalaev?

>>150384154
hugged by an adoring fan

I hope Poatan comes out and just bodies him in the first 15 seconds, and then he is strapped to a golf cart and sent to kursk

>>150384136
This is literally what the entire fight looked like. It's uncanny like when /sp/ predicted Wilder vs Fury 3 with the bloody ear.

Why are we watching this sport again?

If someone challenges from the belt and loses, he should be banishèd from the division.
For example, if a 185er challenges Khamzat and loses, he either has to compete at 170 or 205

Da Lou showed levels

>>150383580
It never ends with these *ews

>>150384237
Who?

Anyone ITT ever shat blood? I haven't thankfully, must be awful.

I care for you still and I will
Forever

>>150384263
Only after having wild sex with trannys.

Can you stop impersonating me please?

>>150384263
I lay absolute bricks sometimes and the worst I must have been working out for 20 minutes honestly felt like I tore my o ring in half it was tree toimes the soize of me

Can you stop fingering my asshole?

>>150384250
She’s still a cursed ugly witch with the rhinoplasty and caked on makeup. Some things are just unabänderlich.

he's blown his hoop lads!

>>150384345
Bit rude innet?

>>150384355
Only if the truth is rude.

>>150384365
Please stop posting photos of me on the internet thanks.

your on the other side of the glass
of my memories museum

>>150384365
I look like that and said that.

CSO let's go Tony

fuck you khabib

Fuck khabib nigga fuck yes nigga lets go

>>150384387
dricus vs khamzat

>>150378749 (OP)
Which Poatan jr will be the slayer?

>>150384417
the one on the right looks ready to chris benoit

>>150384428
Our right or Poatans right?

this is the fight fans wanted to see

>>150384387
DON'T DO IT OG

Theyre 13 and 14 already and not Highschool Wrestling, do they really think they can grow up to be MMA fighters?

>>150384433
our right

>>150384442
Hold on let me forward this post to my who cares department they usually handle this type of thing.

>>150379072
Everyone in the modern 155lbs division and every heavier weight class onwards?

why did they tell the judges to score the fight for gane as if aspinall isn't going to rape gane even worse than he did volkov

>>150384387
GRACIE JIUJITSU!

>>150384435
What exactly was Volk doing here

>>150384462
Sometimes the judges arent even paid off they're just retarded. Derek Cleary notoriously is often doing both simultaneously.

>>150384462
because muh russia

Was DDP by falling anvil a solid bet?

Shard End.

(...chills)

I HAD KHUMSHART BY PIGGY PORKING

How heem thought Dricus was going to do ZatDaddy

>>150384507
What kinda odds you get running props like that?

>>150384506
>Yo Raz, it's me Big Kev. Well, it happened. Turns out I was raped.

>>150384442
I remember when the older one revved the reddit/yt/heem mma community (me included) by saying something to the young one.
>WHAT A HECKIN POS FUCK HIM THATS HECKIN BULLYING THIS IS NOT OKKAYYY
Then the Brazilian poster here told everyone it was a line from a brazlian mob movie, and we all looked like pathetic wimps. We're so pathetic sometimes.

fight nerds

>>150384529
so you got revved and you want to rewrite history that the consensus was with you not happening today pal

his hoop is getting revved playa!

>>150384529
Actually Alessandro is the younger one, Lohan is the older one

>>150380542
It would be impossible not to notice.

>anthony smiff on paper
>anthony smiff in the ring

Man fuck training

>>150384569
you're a weird freak you know that rod

>>150384580
kek south american kids do be lovin they animes

>>150384571
both are gay lol

>>150384587
lol

>>150384569
which one is hap and ace?

Where are they now..

>Max Holloway ate all of the M & Ms out of his Coaches sons Trail Mix before the Poirier fight

Is he actually mentally retarded?

Max seems like a fucking asshole

>>150384617
dude dumped that old ass hag to shag some prime pussy, homeboy sounds cool to me

>>150384617
>Ms. Nellie's free range organic eggs
kek what a fucking mark

bros...i started the year by putting $10 into draftkings. i made it to $200 with good 5-10$ bets then i tried 50 on DDP and 50 on mingyang... im cashing out and giving up....

>>150384625
His old wife mogged alessia

>>150384629
I eat those too, do you have an issue with them?

Hello to all of my good friends

Next 21 minutes sorted

>>150384630
you shouldn't bet more than 10% of your stack on a fight
actually more like 5%
>but then i wont get rich quick
slow and steady wins the race
one or two bets shouldn't heem your stack

>>150384639
nah, old ass pics. his new girl is an athlete so she's aging like fine wine

>>150384665
shes aging like milk

>>150384665
You're telling me Maxs new girl looks better than his old girl

>>150384682
>>150384691
These are equally bad but the new one is younger and not a single mom

Kavanagh looks so good this round, hes going to be ranked already after his 2nd fight.

>>150384691
max's kid gives balloon boy

>>150384682
>>150384691
new girl looks better buddah

>>150384711
Maxs kid is so fucking gay

All fighters fuck hogs minues Josh Hemmit

>>150384691
>girl

>>150384727
Emmetts girl is ugly af

>>150384617
first time i saw a fighter with a naruto tattoo and not dbz

Ace has a BBC
Hap has a twp

it's late at night I had a long day I really need people to agree with me that these fighters wives are ugly please I need this

>>150384739
post brazzas wives

for me? it's Tuss

you could be talking about pereira vs skankalaev 2, but instead you’re gossiping about holloway’s ex

>>150384794
that is literally one of the least interesting fights coming up

you could be talking about tony vs salt papi, but instead you’re gossiping about holloway’s ex

Any woman that dates an fighter basically dedicates her life to licking that guys nuts and cooking for him and explaining basic comcepts to him like rubber as an insustry or emelents. Cocksuching retars

>>150384810
not your best work

we could discuss Kelvin Gastelum vs. Dustin Stoltzfus haha

>>150384794
like ddp vs khamzat, the ank fight is going to be an another control time snoozer. i think we're good dawg. maybe if you bring up a good matchup with possibly interesting moments we'd give a fuck

>>150384798
name an interesting fight coming up

>>150384818
looking forward to seeing him lose in embarrassing fashion to marcin tybura next year

>>150384832
>>150384822

>>150384818
I'm not hopeful

>>150384822
go ahead

>>150384832
Tony Ferguson vs Salt Papi
BONUS: Darren Till vs Luke Rockhold

>>150384775
>in her panties around dawgs
ummmm YOU JUST KNOW

well basically its funny because the absolute state of kelvin gastelum

>>150384820
Sorry ive been gaving an bad day

>>150384858
haha

>>150384818
i mean hes just 25. dc started at 30

someone post pvz's butthole.

>>150384854
Tony is going to lose to someone named Salt Papi??

1. Dee Devlin
2. Jon Jones' wife
Those are the only ones i rate
Because they've proven their loyalty

(there's probably some more like this but i'm not familiar with their game)

>>150384894
Jon Jones is not married

huge fan of the female anus here

>>150384911
so do the needful sar

>>150384894
>1. Dee Devlin
>2. Jon Jones' wife
both in relationships with homosexuals

Gooby...is gay?

>>150384818
Ya I'm sparking this bum out inside 1

>>150384942
nothing more masculine than making both women AND men submit to your will

>being a fag is actually heckin masculine and high T!
a classic cope

>>150379365
Jdaddies got dat pisslambussy all sorts of fired up

rampage kid just worked a nigga into a shoot
happened 30 mins ago

>>150384818
Like a young fat DC. But Braden Peterson only needs one, unfortunately...

>>150385032
Why?

>>150384991
Sorry about your low test.

>>150385043
wrestler supposedly hit him in the head with a beer can thinking he was a wrestler himself or something
https://x.com/pentheking/status/1959465276568932690

>>150385043
Apparently the wrestler hit a can on his head thinking Raja was a wrestler , Raja thought it was disrespectful and felt played with (a few days ago he almost got knocked out while sparring by a shithead and I guess he still has anger and CTE from that), said he was gonna get revenge, and 30 minutes later did this.

That kid is fucked, he filmed literal attempted murder, and if the guy dies, murder. Some psychopathic shit.


I’d have given him a pass if he smashed a can on his head as revenge , since that’s what happened to him, but to kill a man over it, it’s literally a boondocks nigga moment.

The wrestlers also seemed to think the attack was part of a bit which is why they didn’t stop him at first.

>>150384907
engaged

>>150385032
>Visions
>Chills

woah rampage raised a criminal no way

>>150385089
can Tito stop Raja Jackson's reign of terror?

>>150385032
>>150385064
Based
this ain't a game

>>150385064
Yeah that makes sense. kek that means the wrestler was probably hoping to get a meme started between them, probably would have played the heel and let Raja beat him up in the actual pro wrasslin match.
The wrestler even looked like he was playing shocked that the can shot didn't hurt him, the way he was looking around shocked like "it didn't even hurt him?!?!"

>>150385098
I watched some of the clips and the son seemed normal enough. He definitely seems like he was on some sort of spectrum or something but he seemed much more calm, logical, and stable than rampage. I can’t tell if that was just psychopath calm or he just has insane anger issues he was keeping under control.

>>150385106
Even if you think so, Raja is fucked. Worked as a CO, he’s 100% going to prison for years over some game that he’s gonna regret in the future.i

>>150385032
melanated moment

If the wrestling crowd sign or agree to a waiver where a wrestler can smash a can on them then why can't he walk into the ring and heem someone?
Legally speaking

>>150385122
Hypothetically, if the wrassler decides not to press charges, and the promotion didn't push charges, would he still be in major shit? Like could the state press charges or something?

>>150385034
hw mma is so shit feels like you could just eat cheeseburgers and be ranked

So you can get arrested for working stiff?

I'm really not surprised, it seems like every other month Rampage has some story about how his son tried to heem him again

>>150385154
Nah Tybura and Spivak would obliterate these fats. There's levels

>>150385169
Marcin is definitely on the Mount Rushmer of Gatekeepers

>>150385144
Of course, the retarded nigger is going to prison for a long time

how do you get that mad over the beer can thing? like the wrestler guy didn't come with aggressive/disrespectful energy

>>150385183
I think you'd be surprised, blacks get rewarded for brutalizing people these days in America

>>150385193
I’ll be honest, it was kind of disrespectful, but The kid is definitely still a dumb fuck. For some odd reason he couldn’t comprehend that he could get “revenge” without almost murdering a guy.
It has to be CTE from getting punched in the head by his dad or something, no other logical explanation.

>>150385195
Get off of pol you retard. Blacks get much tougher sentences on average than anyone else, as they should.

wow he really did try to kill that random jobber, what a little psycho you raised hampage

>>150385203
>It has to be CTE
it's genetics

>>150385183
we dont use that word here

>>150385203
it's typical

Just caught the card. Wow Ortega has fallen off and Zhang is a total joke losing to THE Johnny Walker baka.

Wrestlers weak ahh hell wtf

>>150385227
I watched some of rampages kick streams, if anything, I’m not shocked this happened.

From blacked to ufc

There’s a whole lot of rajas and dumb fucks in any mma gym. I thought martial arts was supposed to get people to chill out and control their anger but there’s always some fuck who thinks like this

Keep an eye out for this light-heavyweight prospect from China, fighter called Zhang Mingyang who looks like he may be the real deal.

to be honest the white dude deserved it for disrespecting a black man but sadly since its on film i think raja will be going to jail for at least a month or two

So if go to a comedy show and the comedian roasts me and i say something harsh back i can get sued for defamation?
Doesn't seem fair to me

>>150385279
Is this bait ? He’s going to prison for at least 2 years minimum

>>150385240
that reminds me, what happened to the schizo french pornstar poster?

raja by perma heem
the wrestler passed

>>150385288
Seems unfair, anybody who goes to comedy shows should be executed or worse.

is the guy dead or just brain dead is there any update I want to donate 1$ to his inevitable gofundme and call Rampage a can

I heard lot of gay sex happens in prison
>>150385299
You are speaking to him

>>150385032
Poor little wyt boy… he simply lacks the warrior gene.. the warrior spirit. He done got his wig split and bussy plum creamed… Nothing personal. it’s just nature. It’s just nature taking it’s course.

rampage finding out:
https://kick.com/rampagejackson/videos/3e758d95-d3f3-4ed3-94ed-ca01fde96a49?t=15300

It’s so weird how easily people can throw their lives away to just go spend time locked up with men.
It’s not like he had to be a bitch and act like nothing happened. He could’ve stopped at the same, or one punch, or a hard smack.

>>150385255
>martial arts was supposed to get people to chill out and control their anger
this was always fake PR bullshit. [real] martial arts make you good at hurting people. the people attracted to it by and large are attracted to the prospect of of hurting people and hurting them more effectively. mma gyms especially are full of malevolent tards. yes im a bit of a malevolent tard as well like everyone here but at least i dont lie about it.

>>150385032
That's literally exactly what I did to that guy who tried to fight me in the publix parking lot a couple years back. Fucking based as hell.

Also another thing
If you watch the video
The ref doesn't stop the fight
>das herb dean's fault

>>150385331
You literally have sex with men.

>>150385317
Shut up broke little reddit bitch. You wouldn't do shit if I slapped you. You would simply look at your feet praying I move on.

Just a reminder I could literally do that to anyone ITT

>>150385317
I’m not gonna lie, I learned to box because I needed an outlet for violent fantasies I had in my head.
And no one would assume I have them, I’m pretty quiet and non confrontational

>>150385350
NOT ME!

>>150380606
ye

>>150378749 (OP)
New

>>150385369
>>150385369
>>150385369

>>150385379
early

>>150385043
because he's a congoid simian